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About The democrat. (Crawfordville, Ga.) 1877-1881 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 11, 1881)
The Democrat. * A Live W.-vkly Paper on Live Issues Published Every Friday Morning, at t'rawfonlvillfi, 1 -a. . H. Z. Andrews, Proprietor. RATES OF SUBSURIPTIOX: Single Copy, (one year,*) . . . s l ft Single Copy, (six months.) . 75 Single Copy, (three months,) . . 50 IS~ Advertising rates liberal. JSOOk and .1015 PRINTING a specialty. Pri . ■to suit the times. Hotel Cards. __ ^ILIXARU HOUSE, Ct.ATTOS KTltEKT, NF. Alt POST-OFFIC E, ATHENS, GEORGIA. Rooms all carpeted. Good sample rooms for Commercial Travelers. A. D. OJ IXAltl), Proprietor. RATIONAL HOTEL, ATLANTA, GBORCIA, K T. W I1UT-:. V**#' F«qu ict«c. This House is now eti’dete .wlthWs im provement*. viz.: The addition of a third Sir,, aaasisf 1 .";. 53@BSK!Slk“■ *•*....... . - ,to situated m ar tlie Depot and con venient to the business houses. The Na TIOJSAE, liewlv renovated and refurnished, offers superior inducements to the Travel ing Public. * Rates, fig.op per day. Special rates for longer time. ■ k ewer, nuiw, -*■ COKXEIl EraHTH AXi) DIIOAI) STREETS, AUGOsTA, GEORGIA, Is centrally located, and within five min¬ utes' .walk of all llie principal Business fwiuvcs. Banks, Post Opera Ollh-e, Public Build¬ ings, Union Depot, House, Telegraph ■ ony-es hf rcct and ears Express pass tlu-dnor, Office. going to all parts of the city and vicinity, every five minutes during the day. is The House supplied with nil the con¬ veniences o'f a a liist-cliiss Mulern Hofei. and is especially well located, and provided with .ill convenient faeililii s tor ( online! rial Travelers carrying sitinph-s. Each room coiilu-ctcd with the office liy ■ bells. Telephiine attachment with the city ’ and bummervilte in the office fortheaeeoiii modal ion of guests. G. S. ATKINSON & SONS, PbopTs. Foimeriy of Cieinens House, DnnvilTe, Kv. Railroad Notices. Beoriria o fluilroad — an n- BANK ING ( i (). SUri'.H drsTA, INTF.XDKNT G.\„ S Ol-'KH'V., > Al Nov. 5th. 1N8IU ( /~10MMENCING SUNDAY, 7th instant, the following passenger schedule will he opernteti: «0. 1 WEST—DAILY. y.Q. - \-\*T —li.\Il,V. Lv. Augusta 9:35ia m f,v.Atlanta 7:1.7a m “ Macon Mdloilg'll LOOia'mj “ “ Athens "wf'iWl VI; 1 •'< a in “ S.-.IS a in < IZ:3 i p ill A " W'sh'i'n /, <,v 11 lii:45|ieiii!ArTWasli’g’n Nfi I II 2:10 p m ) ,] I iU '°" .......... t:J-_-p m - AtUn X 1 a> >n. o Aogn>.p . m ao..l wkst-iiah.v. Jso. 4 fast— n.ui-v. i J.v Aucrti>t;i )* !»»liV. Atlsml.i piR l/i. (’l *f'\’ll '.»:•* ’ j» lul. \ ("lMv'll :>:u!iniu Av. Atlanta a. m. Ar. Aumi.sta Tmii d m ; ■•%•■ ■■■ No comu'ctiun to or from \\ ’a*iliiit^> t«n on SFNDAY.s, ; H. K. .IOBNKoN, K. K. DORSEY, Si;prnnt<Mnient. (Ion. Pass’ll r Ag^iit. — ——w .!“y Slusical lloim-s Are llappy Homes. Male your homes niitsical. nml happi¬ ness will surely come. Nothing like Music to drive away cere ami soothe the troubled breast. If you haven't a Pi¬ ano nr an Organ, get one. If yon have one already, get some new Music, and I nur up. The best and cheapest way to get the M isic i: to subset‘Tie to the fioiithrrn J/cs/mt Jnurmil and let 1 V,K1 . . ’ , I you month':' through liS81. , it w* on y j cost SI.25. and each monthly lieaut,:*ul r.t mix gives SI.00 worth of Music, both Vopal and instniBienta). Send your address and a 3 cent postage stamp to the Publishers. Liulden ,t Bates, Sa¬ vannah, Ga., and they will mail you a spcciinrn copy. LANDRETHS’ 1704 I / q4 SEEDSBEST " * ur a roMtal Card for Gat& k>sue Grotrrrt and in Price*. Frilled The Stale*. Oldett and ma»t extensive Seed the DAVID LANDKETH Sc SONS,Phila o a..P i. iSAfE • WA 8 n~£ p t s^H ,Wf s i » % ff j ^ j it 1 KIDHeyliVE' Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf of Rare Value, and is a phwITIVI-: Remedy for all the diseases that cause ]>ains in the lower part of the body—for Torpid Liver— Headaehes—Jaundice—Dizziness, Malaria, and all difficulties Gravel, of tin* Kidnevs, Liver, and Urinary Organs. For Female Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur¬ the ing Pregnancy, make it has no equal. blood, * restores organs that the '.ml hence is the best Itlood Purifier. It is the only known remedy that cures Bright’s Disease. For Diabetes, use Warner’s Rate Diabetes Cure. $1.25 •For Saie*by bottle. ail Druggists afid Dealers at market. per Try it. Largest bottle ill tlie H. IL WARNER & CO., Rochester. N. Y. Nov.l0,’80,n-m. , ; At C. Myers, 4-4 Sheeting, 8c. a yard, All those who have given it a trial will not be, without it. It cures. Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup ~ • 1 §g~ Compliments for DS1 extended to reader in another column by C. A. Davis ■t Co,, Greensboro'. Ga, Yol. 5. ORGANSff 1 23 Paper 9 up. five. Audreys D-.mki. 1'. Beatty. Washington, X. J. 1 *•', t.^srAilo," cokw.“Fiili miffinsssBsss.infre: ‘‘HOURS 1WJ1 IV TOY 1 JjA \ Q ” is the titee of A Newly inuMM Rmfiei «-*•* ;-**► . ‘....... ’ a ° . a . „ -seat Northern ,, Railroad, ‘""l contains a good eountv map of the > State. It also contains the names anil ad dresses of Farmers and-Planters in Texas who have ; PqiMiiu 1,IS fVii* ’ 1 C.»l,v aud tlmse Who Will warn Fiupi llahds for I next year. A copy of this IhioR will lie) formation mailed tree about to those Texas, who dosirc reliahle in- ! letter or postal card to upon AI.I.KN application Mcioy;' by j !j£” 1 freight and l’ass'r Agl., Palestine, GEORGE PAGE & CO/ Manufacture re of 1 1 Patent Portable Ciroular SAWMILLS il»Statlsury / 4 sadPortails CTCAM C|IA|||CC /* • N.8CHB0EDES 8T., BALTIMOBE, MD. ' , j 1 ;, 1 Send for Cataloffii* KMO'TtATIC. THE BEST 1’Ai’EI;, ! Banner of Liberty, FOUNDED BY G. 1. BEEBE. ••Wth year of jnililiietum. 'The old .Jeffcr-j '"iiian Denui/iatie Weekly, tin- B.vxnk.u OF ! l.tiiKKTY, should lie taken in cverv Drum- 1 eratie family in the Vnion. It CONTAINS A hi THE NEWS, Marlo’l Koj»‘ ('lioio.o S loctiowof l!ond iti^ Matter mid Ih-mooralio Jntolli gi’ntv. j < illy $!,00 Per Yenr. Ai-i'VTs to per-ou -ending To Gery club -• f It'D. WANTED S( . n;llnt fi >-. >i >- ... '. X. I, jiAJ^N E li (■:■ l.IBEIFi Elbinille. I -- ‘T CJ e, T : E t r . e rr^r^w K If »W »aa»*4a‘ *?T. TlisTIMOKY (11-' DltlJCCISl'S. Wc Imre been selling “ Swift’s Svphilitie Specific “ for years, and rintard it far supe¬ rior to any tiling known to »- huti-. imicc, for the diseases it is Viieoiniiiiqull-il \V< have never known Tlioinnsviih-,Gn. of a single"Tanure. S. J. Cassei.s, L, F. Ghf.eh A- Co., Forsyth, Ca. Hunt, Rankis A Lamak, Atlanta, Ga. Pemberton, Samuels & Reynolds, At lanta. Ga Atlanta, Ga., .Inly 1, ihti. We. have been using “ .Swift's Syphilitic Specific” in the treatment of convicts for the last year, an 1 believe it is the only cur¬ tain I, noil'll I'rvmly that will effort a 7*-,mu¬ ll.-?- t mre of diseases for which'it was ri-eoin mended. Grant, Ai.exandeh & Uo. $1,000 ItHVAItl). Will be paid to any chemist who will find on analysis of one hundred bottle a of s. R. s., one particle of mercury, iodide potassium, or any mineral substance. THE SWIFT S-PE(;iFIC COMPANY, Pro¬ prietors. Atlanta, (in. Men's Call fora copy of “Young Eriond.f’ Sold here by I)r. II .- Smith, it pnt Rankin A La.mau AptRi*,ISTfiJj-y. Ailnntu Ga, Wholesale Agents. 1,000 MILE TICKETS. OFKWF^n^i^™! 1 ^. \ i Ai ol-rts, April -.tii, 187!). ) AND .MII.E 'PICKETS, wiii^E 1 Tliouk coo-1 over main IwE DOLLARS ranches each. 1 hese at TWENTY-FIVE tickets will be issued to individuals, firms or families, but. not to linns and tamilics combined. K. K. DOliSEY, MavMWH. fiwneral Passenger Agent. Tho IPun-st .■!!'! Uni Mi-ilicine ever Made. (JraKlcoi AcoB-xibinat-.jn of Hope, Euchu, Man- 1 - Dandelion a Ut id; fMMtand ■ rio>t cm ;:rativ< { -■' .titiea of si 1 other Ditterg, R •'-Ukkef<\thcgruu< »Xa aud t Blood Ut<- nml Purifler, II. alth Re.stGrin« L!ye» V — U tor, 1 K„dl— AAcV-WPe-i-iblylong rr t -bci-ncp 3f’i -• K Ya%f*ai7ir:rt:th*tsJ'.'.:iL- J A i%tili?£wSi’ic\ t p <*'->■.*• "t*>* 3 I are icatir.g. Ko whvt riLctturrv.Gatv-DHp t !»c d -f av; or rient ia or tu.o t ?T7D7>t Hop LAtr nrn '» ter*. L»on’fcw«ut luttilyoofcf if* use sick t.ifxu but at if you only feel bed cr r^ . J i [o hundred*. ouco* * It nCKi7 r.r< yow 1 f ‘\ ft v e d . £ m enrr roflorlul $30“ or !i”lp. w-iJIfc ttui I - ; '» -J not * a i.h--.2, : . ApnAtt W H-s ** ucC ur?o -A . drun)r/fl'.('> RemA? bur, trurr). Pod but .caters the i Pv t no^ rest KUDU vile, t r'j-y M'tdkinr aud HOPE” '.-vcr fit! ic. uln l.o : iktsoix tho ‘iSTlLfW^ or family ■ jJLib should bo 'ACtii out thma. f&titfidgag for Circular. Ktttn Co, t J Hi-iTiieRt^r.K.y r-"'\ Tc--pG'.O- h Ate. Myers, G<*t. , a Bat from 30c. _ to R.U.yi Ladies’ Fancy Tiesat25cts. C. MYERS’. For a revere and aggravated cough ac¬ companied by a sore chest, 1 have used Bull’s Congo Syr up with the most satisfacb suits, obtaining-as I did speedy is-, l. John Glover. Ports mouth. Ya. r -■ i he Democrat CRAW FORD V1LLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY ||. 1881. * A. KENDRICK To Hit' Fanners of Taliaferro County. I am permanently settled in Sharon and-feel safe it) assuring tlie FARMERS aud public Generally, that they may, itt the future fcirmsuler my .Store one of the “FIXTURE'S” of the ldoee and with a view of benefit ting you »well as myself, l will eall your attention W a few facU 1,1 rauton to iny 1,usinc83 - I KEEP EVERY IMPLEMENT OK TOOL NEEDED in cultivating a crop, such iag Uoes, „ s Plow ic., stocks, Ac Plow Hoes, Weed- J Familv a S. Groceries ™Jri. „ E1 T EAL , C’OHV O VTS SY'LUTP A )T SITG sirm*’ VR COFFFFN' fWIFFSF r>!.'Ii>' nipi* ‘imwodij pihtiv U r 1 11 Ac. » ” sl ,v r In fltft evevy thing needed for home consumption at bottom prices. I keep Saddles, Middles and Collars, Bug’SJ r & Wagon Harness Dur stock of Tinware, Crockery, ooden liiul illow Ware aud llavd vvarc is Complete. DRY GOODS. My stock of DRY’ GOODS is much larger and cheaper than ever tofove. l’i ints from 15c up. Blankets from SI im. Sliawls from a ‘25 cent breakfast stiiiwl to the liest. Jeans, from Me up. Shirts of all grades.. * 1 foots & SI oats* 11 .Its and cabs from the it: II t-SS 1 HiST. IX) THE J BEST. h;tvi> Ipiavcalotof anylliiiig Bedsteads, In fact I Come you want at rcspqusible pri®-s. and examine. liiauEsr ' Tor vaicEs v.\ m COTTON DlfjE. and country fho d. A. KENDltK’K Shimm* Giu Nov.ur.mt'f. il. - ■ ^ K ” 3 .r^r r; | , •» Wf C%|, STOMACH ■ There is no clvif/.eil nation iu the West¬ ern tett'-r's tlcmisplierc Stomach in wliicll the utility tonic) ofllos BilM-rs as a correc¬ tive, ami anti-bilious medicine, is not known and appreciated. While, it is a med¬ icine for all seasons and all climates, It Is especially erated suited to the complaints gen¬ by the weather, being the purest and host vegetable stimulant iu the world. For sale by Drnggisls and Dealers, to whom apply for Hostetler's Almanac for 1881. CKAY'H SI'ECIHC MI.IIK IM.. 'BADE MAttl T he O r c a t TRADE MARK Kllgltsh Ail Kcm *‘‘B- un ««tr« for m W-drW Seminal Weak- | ■ m-ss, .S]«-inia- Impo f torrbea, 1 ^ teney, and all Sr 1 disiwses that ___ _ tEFOItE T4«ma.follow, ss a AFTER TAKIK8. sequence ofSelf-Abuse ; as I.ossof Memory, Universal Lassitude, Pain in the Back, Dimness of Vision, Premature Did Age, and many oilier Diseases that lend to in ffi. or Consl, “ ,pU,,n ’ a "“ a Full particulars in our pamphlet, “ 'by XA is sold packages all druggists for at will 81 per sent package, free by or six $5, or he ,„ a il receipt of the mom-v hv addressing. Til E GRAY MEDIUl N E CO., Mechanics’ Block, Dktuoit, Mich. S.-bl in Grawfordvilhi and every where, hv all druggists. Nov,2),I87ti.i-v. Bead the new but short adver tisehfent in another column from Messrs. (J. A. Davis k Go., Greencsboro’. They were too busy to send a longer one this time. • TRY thf, In EW TTOHH OBSERVER THIS YEAR. The Largest and Lest Family Paper in the World. Semi lor Sanijflc Copy—I ree. NEW YORK OBSERVER, »• No lady sliould be S»i iU'-X ^ i jtcntl/ury {Fa.) Chrmndc. ^CHEAPEST AND BEST, .m _ Farm supplies, l'urniture, Garden set-d. Onion sets. Plow goods. Axes, Wedges, Iron, Steel olferal for 18R1 at very low prices by C. A. Davis A Co., Greetiesboro’, Ga. See theii new adver¬ tisement in another column. •I u -,t received a fine Stock of Hats C. MYERS. h ,. * eMG^e.-diB- a tur«^l'hj a r s.^ * Poetry. W HAT I I IVK Pl)R. I lire for those who love me For those who 1 know are true, For _ the heaven that smiles above me An £ waits my spirit, too; £«r „ all hiunau ties that bind me, Fm ad Urn the brijhtj«$ Kdna, I A good that can do. 1 ,, to learn their story, Who'va suffered for my sake. T \“T Xw mt&.ve f VUf&i Bards martvra StSSTw, patriots uiu ^aftfJaiRai!r I live to hail that season When By gifted hands foretold. men shall live by reuson, And not alone for gold; AVTien man to man united And every wrong thing righted. The whole world shall lie lighted As Eden was of old. I live to hold communion With all that Is divine, To feci that there is union ‘Twixt Nature’s heart and mine, To profit atttiction, Grow Reap truth wiser from fields of fiction., from couvii tiou-r Fulfilling God's design. I live for those that love me, For those who knew me true, For lliu ln-uvon that smiles above mo And waits my spirit, too, For the wrongs that need resistance, For the cause that,needs assistance, For the future in the distance, And the good that I cun do. Miscellaneous* Exaiuination of Medicine. By a Pluladelphia Diploma Cheap Doctor: Examiner Wher* is the alamach ol man located ? Studrnt—Bomowherc Between Hit crown of the head and the sides «f the feet. “Tis well. II hut iatlie priiicipnl use of I he stomach ?” “To run up board bills.” “When i* it prop«r l(i.,Moloi!g cases of sickness?” “When the patient is ablu to pay W'R-” j “Do youiblred ?’’ “JTes.” “IF hat organ?” "The patient's pocket.” “Right, IK hat io-your favorite style ofcprm tiee v ” “Visiting each patient thw limes a day, at five dollars per vi-it.” “WJiat.are iuJispensible adjuncts to a good practice?” “SpcctkcleH, a horse aad buggy, a stylish residence, dignity, aud a f.isli ionabl# wife.” ‘‘What are the best means of forest ing the growth of a small pracDcm ?” “By hanging a lage door bell iu your house, which can be heard over tho en¬ tire neighborhood, and employing a man to ring it occasionally si night.” “What are orthodox aids in securing practice ?” “Regular at tend anen at church and the employment of another man to rush up the aisle during servi ns, and call you out evc-ry other Sunday.,, “Gui Bono?” ‘•That,s Latin.” “True ; but what's tlie calling and ringing for ?” “To develop Hie idea abroad of a large practice.'’ “What are necessary qualities iu a physician ?” “To look wise, talk little, remain noncommittal aa to the nature of the <B*>ase, and impress on Urn friend.4 of ** -omlittonr “What class of patients should be cu¬ coursged in developing ‘ ^ ininginai v com plijlilts , .... i ‘‘Women ’ will) nothing to do, and plenty , , of money to do it with. 1 y “Correct. You're bound to have an I extensive and profitable , practice , within ,, 1 two years. Here’s . your diploma. ... Twenty-five dollars please ?’ How a Tenor’n Voice Saved a Man l^riMUaUigiuini telUa goodatory of j I the tenor Duchesne’ who was th« hero i of an incident during tho fighting at i Chateaudun, the anniversary of the dr-! j fensc of which place has just been cele¬ brated. It was ten at, niglit ; the Paris Franc-Ureurs, who had been fighting all day against odds of twenty to one, were retreating. The Prussian* were mas ten of the town, which was lighted up by Um burning houses. Kleven wound ed Franc-tiretirs, abandoned in the Ho tel (le Ville, had fallen into the hands ol the enemy and were in danger of being executed. Among them was Duchesne the lyric artist, they were all searched and their papers examined by a Prus sjan cap tai)i, who, in *1 oking through Duchesne’s portfolio, came across a pa per containing the names of a number of operas. “What is this v ” lie asked “It is the list of operas! sing.” Among others was tho name* «>f Wel>oi*\s groat work, “Ah,” return*.! I he < upturn, No. 6. — - • -7 0^'.’*“' — • who whs a musician, “you are an opera •ittger.sr.d have sung|in *Der Fieischutz’ Where was that ?’ “In Paris, at the I 'ihealcr Lyriquv.’ “Tlifii I must have heard you ; you sang with one of our countrywomen, M.lle tichroeder, did you not “That is *•».*’ Tlie captuin apia-aretl to reflect ; he drew Duchesne aside, and the* while passing through a narrow street, said: “Uun for your life.” Duchesne did not wait to l>e told a second time;-, allium;,<f| wounded lie : wax not disablod, and sitcccvded in rx ca.ing ffotn tlie town during the night. Joe Brown s Society Clothes. Now, think of the clever, ohl-tunc smiling face of Joe Brown, as he mingle* with Washington “society in a swallow tail coat and l&vendar kid gloves ”> lie has always liecn in the teitot of wearing his -Sunday clothes tospoial events o( importance in his native cUnm. lie re tainerl-tliat dross at Wasliington at big (liiuiorg.and else whore until within the past few days. Senator Dill, bis col leage, one day last wr»!s told him he j must acquiesce in ths dictum of society I and get him a iljess suit/’awullcw-laileil j coat and all. Senator Iilonn did not , object to the pants, hut owing, to heavy “colds in the chest” protested againt tho coat and vest lie lyouhl not wear them, lie suit!. * After much persuasion, Senator Hill induced him to consent to ordering the upper garments of a dross suit, but the material must lie of heavy beaver cloth. Now, this cloth is used for overcoats. The first time they were called into re¬ quisition was .uighi before last, when Senators Brown nml IIill attended a dinner party together. To use Senator Hill’s words, “tho effect was tremen¬ dous. Thu dress out looked like over coat. It had no lit at all. The pocket*! in the rear looked as if tho Senator car¬ ried his dinner with him, equally dis¬ tributed between tlia two. Brown bad to sit down all the lime to Keep his coal tails from standing out as if lie wa» iu a go as you pi»aae pedestrian match.” ■Seimtor Blown, despite thii pleasantries and fun made of hra iltTSst -^,0%, says ! lie w ill fisvC fro o .ln-r; an-l it people ■lou t like li.cin they can invito him to c-un« in his civilized garb nr not at all. A Blue Baby. The Fittslnir-l l.n hj 1 pnhlislies ail item about a perfectly, blue baity, receiilli horn in that, city:, Every ineh of the child I* aa bine as indigo. The cause of lli h freak of natiirii is what might I* called a malformation of the huart. An opening exists between the light and left sales of Hie heart, and allows thi blond from tho arteries to mix with tin bloml from tlui veins ls-fore it has been purified by the action of the heart and sir, and this produces the bluish cast of the skiff. The child is about two weeks old, stud is not expected to live. “A •ilno baby,” at birth is not ttnconimen, hut b,v placing the child on its h/t, sidr the opening in tho heart closes by the power of gravitation,aud lbs circulation of the blood then proceeds natmally. For a child thus alliicted to live is unus¬ ual; medical books placing the ratio at one in .HO,(Kill. A Pittsburg physician is acquainted with a young man, twenty four years old, who was not only a “blue baby,” but lived to he a blue man. lie is well developed, healthy in fact like the rest of humanity, except in the color of the skin. This is blue as indi¬ go, and medical skill is powerless to af¬ ford a remtdy. A Feliow-F’neimg. The manage of a dramatic combina¬ tion playing an engagement in Detroit was approached 011 the last day by a stranger, who asked fora pass evening: “Why should I give you a pass? "was the blunt demand. “On account of the fellow-feeling,” •’ ,, was the serene reply. “Sir, I do not know you.” “Neitherdo I know you,but that isn’t the fellow-feeling I had reference to.” “Do you belong in the profession?” “ No.” “Then I fall to see how (here isnny thing in common.” “You struck this town last Monday, didn’t you ?” asked the stranger, “Yes.” o So (ljl , j an(1 rm going out of it to nj bi den ,, br „ke, same as yon. my p 0 j„t, may it ph ase the court.” qi,, wlnstled a melancholy t , (W> flgnrpd „„ 1Ue CiW „ ^ipts once mor(1 an(J t)lf , n wl ,q Q the; pass without f ur (her argument. Tho Ra-*aoa Why. The tonic effect of Kidm-y-Hort is produced by its cleansing aud purifying action on Lhe blood. When there is a de,,„Hit in the uiiu or milky, ropv urine from disordered kidneys, it cures without fail. Constipation and Pile- readily yield to its cathartic healing power. Put up in dry form or liquid, (vorvooncontrated), er act prompt and suit. Tmn Mijcl. The Democrat. ADYKKTfiMNC K ATI3P f I One Square, first in mi t ion $ a One Square,each«ulwi|U(4( insertion ik. One Square, three iimiulu, * *0 One Square, twelve months . ■ W Quarter Column, twelve months . zs m , I Half Column twelve months 40 DO. (hie Commit twelve nioutfts . m oo it.'' One Ineh or lew considered as a square. We have no fractions of a square all fractions of squares will be counted as squares, Liberal deductions made on Con¬ tract Advertising. American Maimer*. —~ That kiss. 1 tTuN'hFmnd^nf l'ia'v" **** 1 never shall forget, >Wdr,' Till my dj ing <l»\. [ VbH’t llvfirh'n. And 1, too, remember The kiss 1 gave y- u, P' t: You had liven vatfug onions— Mi tluuk. 1 sinvll them yet. | XvrrutuUH HtT'Ud Metliinks 1 tmi ruinemher The kos ten gaie me, dear, 'Tuns thickly nilerladeu Willi som-kio.U aud l»ei*r. ! The kiss I best [Ph-tUu l/."< sjar reiiiemln-r—. It struck me liw n clap ’Oi thunder iu cl- nr inidil.iy— ihhe gavv aootb- r ehsp. I I Vvtt*ttnrn t) iPy r.**lg*T . remember a kiss .In- gave nw White leaning gainst die wall; She glued her lips to mine, an-l said. ■y mu, rum,’' an I lliat was all. 1 1‘vIImIuih, AUceriitfr. According to Richard Grant White, ‘‘hllg" in a word Unit t-mhiHceo H great deal. Why is the nine-yiiar old Biy Hke tho sick ■'glutton) Because lie's over eight himself. tilauces in n young woman are charm- * mg mfi-i preters w.iieli express what the ■ lips dniu not siieak. ‘'Wliwn 1 die,” aaifi.a married titan, ”1 ( want to go wlierH there 1* no snow to’ shovel.” Ilia wife said that al>« pro suincd ho would. . Why are lad ltd out shopping like birds that me long on the wing? .Because It is a Ion" ti ne iiefore they settle on their nurii/iit.-t (pyrehex.) 1 The Youk r’s caiii (fit minis- .er’s Uo ’’the tax on matches.” tfo can match that; the shoemaker's foe Is the tax 011 men’s soles A young man generally gives a lock of hair to his sweetheart before I10 mar rius her. After marriage she can help herself—and use no scissor*. The ditTereucu between a church or- - ganist and the catarrh il that one known Uu» stops and the others atop* tlie noae. “llavo.you dined?” said lounger to > bis fniand. “I have u|>on niy honor,” • replied htk” “iiy denr fellow,” rejoined vlie first, “whet a very scanty m«w\ yoq ! must have made.” A fashionabln paper says “gathered naists mo very much worn.” If tlm lien would gather the waists carefully ‘Hd not sqqnezu so liko blazes they would not be worn so much. “It is all very well,” said a henpecked • husband, when told to look after the children, “It is all very well to tell me 10 mind tlie youngsters, but it would 1 suit me better if the youngsters would | tniml me,” The women are said to ha,ve stronger dtaehnwids lliaitmen. it is ovine**! I in little things. A man i* often attach¬ ed to no phi hal; but di<,l you ever know of a women having an uttgchinept for an old bonnet V - They worn on thwir, wadding tour, and sbo »a ill, “Darling, why did you chooso 111*?'* “I saw you sweeping tli* library one day.” Then ion chojie mo because I did not disdain the broom?” “N'q, but because you Cptild myt handle it well.” A Little gii! puye said that ilm would I be 1 cry glad to go, to hcuycti,, .^cause they bad plenty of piosnive* thero. On Itcing cross-cxamlntd, she took down tier catechism,,-iml tiiinrupliantly read; “H by ovglit the saints to love God?” “Because he, makes, preserve* and kcepa , them,” Todillekiim is a yory small man, in-, deed; but he said lie never minded it at all until his tinge boy* grew up to be tall, strapping young fellows, and hi* wife ticgan to cut down their old clothes and cut them over to tit him. And then., lie said lie .did get mad. “Two morn dishrlof cream," To the waiter he pried. His eyes staring «IhWy, Ills month open wide “1 lovp her most madly, Oit marriage I’m bent Ami l R satisfy her appetite If, it takes my last cent." “Mamma,” said a .littln chap, as hi», indulgent parent gave him a sc-oml, piece of pumpkin pie,” mamma, J gue#s this i» locomotive, pie.” “wjiy.ao?” ipiericd his pulled parent, ’Cause, mamma, it goes so fast!” And in two,, minute* he passed,hi* plate for a tbjrifq * ,iecc Little fiuffsof iwK 1 Make »face deceitful’ Look like that of a saint.. sk*l«t«u crl, . Trail-form the living 1 into a gushing eiri. A man who wanted to buy a horse, ask-xi a friend how to tell the borse'i - age. “By his teeth,” was tho rejqy. The next day the man went to tlie hoiw doab-r, who showed him a splendid black louse. Tlie borse-liunter opened d, e a.uiniHl’* mouth, and gave on# R R , illlC e. a „4 turned on his h*el. “I don’t * want.hrtn, , saui4»e; he . a y«arii old, He bad counted, the. teeth.
