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The Democrat.
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at t'rawfonlvillfi, 1 -a. .
H. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
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Hotel Cards.
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^ILIXARU HOUSE,
Ct.ATTOS KTltEKT, NF. Alt POST-OFFIC E,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
Rooms all carpeted. Good sample rooms
for Commercial Travelers.
A. D. OJ IXAltl), Proprietor.
RATIONAL HOTEL,
ATLANTA, GBORCIA,
K T. W I1UT-:. V**#' F«qu ict«c.
This House is now eti’dete .wlthWs im
provement*. viz.: The addition of a third
Sir,, aaasisf 1 .";. 53@BSK!Slk“■
*•*....... . - ,to
situated m ar tlie Depot and con
venient to the business houses. The Na
TIOJSAE, liewlv renovated and refurnished,
offers superior inducements to the Travel
ing Public.
* Rates, fig.op per day. Special rates for
longer time.
■ k ewer, nuiw,
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COKXEIl EraHTH AXi) DIIOAI) STREETS,
AUGOsTA, GEORGIA,
Is centrally located, and within five min¬
utes' .walk of all llie principal Business
fwiuvcs. Banks, Post Opera Ollh-e, Public Build¬
ings, Union Depot, House, Telegraph ■
ony-es hf rcct and ears Express pass tlu-dnor, Office. going to all parts
of the city and vicinity, every five minutes
during the day. is
The House supplied with nil the con¬
veniences o'f a a liist-cliiss Mulern Hofei.
and is especially well located, and provided
with .ill convenient faeililii s tor ( online!
rial Travelers carrying sitinph-s.
Each room coiilu-ctcd with the office liy ■
bells. Telephiine attachment with the city ’
and bummervilte in the office fortheaeeoiii
modal ion of guests.
G. S. ATKINSON & SONS, PbopTs.
Foimeriy of Cieinens House, DnnvilTe, Kv.
Railroad Notices.
Beoriria o fluilroad
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BANK ING ( i ().
SUri'.H drsTA, INTF.XDKNT G.\„ S Ol-'KH'V., >
Al Nov. 5th. 1N8IU (
/~10MMENCING SUNDAY, 7th instant,
the following passenger schedule will
he opernteti:
«0. 1 WEST—DAILY. y.Q. - \-\*T —li.\Il,V.
Lv. Augusta 9:35ia m f,v.Atlanta 7:1.7a m
“ Macon Mdloilg'll LOOia'mj “ “ Athens "wf'iWl VI; 1 •'< a in
“ S.-.IS a in < IZ:3 i p ill
A " W'sh'i'n /, <,v 11 lii:45|ieiii!ArTWasli’g’n Nfi I II 2:10 p m
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- AtUn X 1 a> >n. o Aogn>.p . m
ao..l wkst-iiah.v. Jso. 4 fast— n.ui-v. i
J.v Aucrti>t;i )* !»»liV. Atlsml.i piR
l/i. (’l *f'\’ll '.»:•* ’ j» lul. \ ("lMv'll :>:u!iniu
Av. Atlanta a. m. Ar. Aumi.sta Tmii d m ;
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No comu'ctiun to or from \\ ’a*iliiit^>
t«n on SFNDAY.s, ;
H. K. .IOBNKoN, K. K. DORSEY,
Si;prnnt<Mnient. (Ion. Pass’ll r Ag^iit.
— ——w .!“y
Slusical lloim-s Are llappy Homes.
Male your homes niitsical. nml happi¬
ness will surely come. Nothing like
Music to drive away cere ami soothe the
troubled breast. If you haven't a Pi¬
ano nr an Organ, get one. If yon have
one already, get some new Music, and
I nur up. The best and cheapest way to
get the M isic i: to subset‘Tie to the
fioiithrrn J/cs/mt Jnurmil and let 1 V,K1 . . ’ , I
you month':' through liS81. , it w* on y j
cost SI.25. and each monthly lieaut,:*ul r.t mix
gives SI.00 worth of Music,
both Vopal and instniBienta). Send
your address and a 3 cent postage stamp
to the Publishers. Liulden ,t Bates, Sa¬
vannah, Ga., and they will mail you a
spcciinrn copy.
LANDRETHS’
1704 I / q4 SEEDSBEST
" * ur a roMtal Card for Gat&
k>sue Grotrrrt and in Price*. Frilled The Stale*. Oldett and ma»t extensive Seed
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DAVID LANDKETH Sc SONS,Phila o a..P i.
iSAfE • WA 8 n~£ p t s^H ,Wf s
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KIDHeyliVE'
Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf of
Rare Value, and is a phwITIVI-: Remedy
for all the diseases that cause ]>ains in the
lower part of the body—for Torpid Liver—
Headaehes—Jaundice—Dizziness, Malaria, and all difficulties Gravel,
of tin* Kidnevs,
Liver, and Urinary Organs. For Female
Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur¬
the ing Pregnancy, make it has no equal. blood, * restores
organs that the '.ml hence
is the best Itlood Purifier. It is the only
known remedy that cures Bright’s Disease.
For Diabetes, use Warner’s Rate Diabetes
Cure.
$1.25 •For Saie*by bottle. ail Druggists afid Dealers at
market. per Try it. Largest bottle ill tlie
H. IL WARNER &
CO., Rochester. N. Y. Nov.l0,’80,n-m. , ;
At C. Myers, 4-4 Sheeting, 8c. a yard,
All those who have given it a trial
will not be, without it. It cures. Dr.
Bull’s Cough Syrup
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§g~ Compliments for DS1 extended to
reader in another column by C. A. Davis
■t Co,, Greensboro'. Ga,
Yol. 5.
ORGANSff 1 23 Paper
9 up. five. Audreys D-.mki.
1'. Beatty. Washington, X. J.
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t.^srAilo," cokw.“Fiili
miffinsssBsss.infre:
‘‘HOURS 1WJ1 IV TOY 1 JjA \ Q ”
is the titee of
A Newly inuMM Rmfiei
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. ‘....... ’ a ° . a . „ -seat Northern ,, Railroad,
‘""l contains a good eountv map of the >
State. It also contains the names anil ad
dresses of Farmers and-Planters in Texas
who have ;
PqiMiiu 1,IS fVii* ’ 1 C.»l,v
aud tlmse Who Will warn Fiupi llahds for I
next year. A copy of this IhioR will lie)
formation mailed tree about to those Texas, who dosirc reliahle in- !
letter or postal card to upon AI.I.KN application Mcioy;' by j
!j£” 1 freight and l’ass'r Agl., Palestine,
GEORGE PAGE & CO/
Manufacture re of 1
1 Patent Portable Ciroular
SAWMILLS il»Statlsury / 4
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BALTIMOBE, MD.
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KMO'TtATIC. THE BEST 1’Ai’EI;, !
Banner of Liberty,
FOUNDED BY G. 1. BEEBE.
••Wth year of jnililiietum. 'The old .Jeffcr-j
'"iiian Denui/iatie Weekly, tin- B.vxnk.u OF !
l.tiiKKTY, should lie taken in cverv Drum- 1
eratie family in the Vnion.
It CONTAINS A hi THE NEWS,
Marlo’l Koj»‘ ('lioio.o S loctiowof l!ond
iti^ Matter mid Ih-mooralio Jntolli
gi’ntv. j
< illy $!,00 Per Yenr.
Ai-i'VTs to per-ou -ending To Gery club -• f It'D.
WANTED
S( . n;llnt fi >-. >i >- ... '.
X. I, jiAJ^N E li (■:■ l.IBEIFi Elbinille.
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TlisTIMOKY (11-' DltlJCCISl'S.
Wc Imre been selling “ Swift’s Svphilitie
Specific “ for years, and rintard it far supe¬
rior to any tiling known to »- huti-. imicc, for the
diseases it is Viieoiniiiiqull-il \V<
have never known Tlioinnsviih-,Gn. of a single"Tanure.
S. J. Cassei.s,
L, F. Ghf.eh A- Co., Forsyth, Ca.
Hunt, Rankis A Lamak, Atlanta, Ga.
Pemberton, Samuels & Reynolds, At
lanta. Ga
Atlanta, Ga., .Inly 1, ihti.
We. have been using “ .Swift's Syphilitic
Specific” in the treatment of convicts for
the last year, an 1 believe it is the only cur¬
tain I, noil'll I'rvmly that will effort a 7*-,mu¬
ll.-?- t mre of diseases for which'it was ri-eoin
mended. Grant, Ai.exandeh & Uo.
$1,000 ItHVAItl).
Will be paid to any chemist who will find
on analysis of one hundred bottle a of s. R. s.,
one particle of mercury, iodide potassium,
or any mineral substance.
THE SWIFT S-PE(;iFIC COMPANY, Pro¬
prietors. Atlanta, (in. Men's
Call fora copy of “Young Eriond.f’
Sold here by I)r. II .- Smith,
it pnt Rankin A La.mau AptRi*,ISTfiJj-y. Ailnntu Ga,
Wholesale Agents.
1,000 MILE TICKETS.
OFKWF^n^i^™! 1 ^. \ i
Ai ol-rts, April -.tii, 187!). )
AND .MII.E 'PICKETS, wiii^E 1 Tliouk
coo-1 over main
IwE DOLLARS ranches each. 1 hese at TWENTY-FIVE tickets will be
issued to individuals, firms or families, but.
not to linns and tamilics combined.
K. K. DOliSEY,
MavMWH. fiwneral Passenger Agent.
Tho IPun-st .■!!'! Uni Mi-ilicine ever Made.
(JraKlcoi AcoB-xibinat-.jn of Hope, Euchu, Man-
1 - Dandelion a Ut id; fMMtand
■ rio>t cm ;:rativ< { -■' .titiea of si 1 other Ditterg,
R •'-Ukkef<\thcgruu< »Xa aud t Blood Ut<- nml Purifler, II. alth Re.stGrin« L!ye»
V — U tor,
1 K„dl— AAcV-WPe-i-iblylong rr t -bci-ncp
3f’i -• K Ya%f*ai7ir:rt:th*tsJ'.'.:iL- J A
i%tili?£wSi’ic\ t p <*'->■.*• "t*>* 3
I are icatir.g. Ko whvt riLctturrv.Gatv-DHp t !»c d -f av; or rient ia or tu.o t ?T7D7>t Hop LAtr nrn '»
ter*. L»on’fcw«ut luttilyoofcf if* use sick t.ifxu but at if you
only feel bed cr r^ . J i [o hundred*. ouco*
* It nCKi7 r.r< yow 1 f ‘\ ft v e d
.
£ m enrr roflorlul $30“ or !i”lp. w-iJIfc ttui I - ; '» -J not * a i.h--.2, : . ApnAtt W H-s **
ucC ur?o -A
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drun)r/fl'.('> RemA? bur, trurr). Pod but .caters the i Pv t no^ rest KUDU vile, t r'j-y
M'tdkinr aud HOPE” '.-vcr fit! ic. uln l.o : iktsoix tho ‘iSTlLfW^ or family ■ jJLib
should bo 'ACtii out thma. f&titfidgag
for Circular. Ktttn Co, t J
Hi-iTiieRt^r.K.y r-"'\ Tc--pG'.O- h
Ate. Myers, G<*t. , a Bat from 30c. _ to
R.U.yi
Ladies’ Fancy Tiesat25cts. C. MYERS’.
For a revere and aggravated cough ac¬
companied by a sore chest, 1 have used
Bull’s Congo Syr up with the most
satisfacb suits, obtaining-as I did
speedy is-, l. John Glover. Ports
mouth. Ya.
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CRAW FORD V1LLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY ||. 1881.
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A. KENDRICK
To Hit' Fanners of Taliaferro County.
I am permanently settled in Sharon
and-feel safe it) assuring tlie FARMERS
aud public Generally, that they may, itt
the future fcirmsuler my .Store one of the
“FIXTURE'S” of the ldoee and with a
view of benefit ting you »well as myself,
l will eall your attention W a few
facU 1,1 rauton to iny 1,usinc83 -
I KEEP EVERY IMPLEMENT OK
TOOL NEEDED in cultivating a crop,
such iag Uoes, „ s Plow ic., stocks, Ac Plow Hoes, Weed- J
Familv a S. Groceries ™Jri.
„ E1 T EAL ,
C’OHV O VTS SY'LUTP A )T
SITG sirm*’ VR COFFFFN' fWIFFSF r>!.'Ii>'
nipi* ‘imwodij pihtiv U r 1
11 Ac. » ”
sl ,v r In fltft evevy
thing needed for home consumption at
bottom prices. I keep Saddles, Middles
and Collars,
Bug’SJ r & Wagon Harness
Dur stock of Tinware, Crockery,
ooden liiul illow Ware aud llavd
vvarc is Complete.
DRY GOODS.
My stock of DRY’ GOODS is much
larger and cheaper than ever tofove.
l’i ints from 15c up. Blankets from SI
im. Sliawls from a ‘25 cent breakfast
stiiiwl to the liest. Jeans, from Me up.
Shirts of all grades.. *
1 foots & SI oats*
11 .Its and cabs from the
it: II t-SS 1 HiST. IX) THE J BEST.
h;tvi> Ipiavcalotof anylliiiig Bedsteads, In fact I
Come you want at rcspqusible
pri®-s. and examine.
liiauEsr ' Tor
vaicEs v.\ m
COTTON DlfjE. and country fho
d. A. KENDltK’K
Shimm* Giu
Nov.ur.mt'f.
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Wf
C%|, STOMACH ■
There is no clvif/.eil nation iu the West¬
ern tett'-r's tlcmisplierc Stomach in wliicll the utility tonic) ofllos
BilM-rs as a correc¬
tive, ami anti-bilious medicine, is not
known and appreciated. While, it is a med¬
icine for all seasons and all climates, It Is
especially erated suited to the complaints gen¬
by the weather, being the purest
and host vegetable stimulant iu the world.
For sale by Drnggisls and Dealers, to
whom apply for Hostetler's Almanac for
1881.
CKAY'H SI'ECIHC MI.IIK IM..
'BADE MAttl T he O r c a t TRADE MARK
Kllgltsh Ail Kcm
*‘‘B- un
««tr« for m
W-drW Seminal Weak- |
■ m-ss, .S]«-inia- Impo
f torrbea,
1 ^ teney, and all Sr 1
disiwses that ___ _
tEFOItE T4«ma.follow, ss a AFTER TAKIK8.
sequence ofSelf-Abuse ; as I.ossof Memory,
Universal Lassitude, Pain in the Back,
Dimness of Vision, Premature Did Age,
and many oilier Diseases that lend to in
ffi. or Consl, “ ,pU,,n ’ a "“ a
Full particulars in our pamphlet,
“ 'by XA is
sold packages all druggists for at will 81 per sent package, free by or
six $5, or he
,„ a il receipt of the mom-v hv addressing.
Til E GRAY MEDIUl N E CO.,
Mechanics’ Block, Dktuoit, Mich.
S.-bl in Grawfordvilhi and every
where, hv all druggists.
Nov,2),I87ti.i-v.
Bead the new but short adver
tisehfent in another column from Messrs.
(J. A. Davis k Go., Greencsboro’. They
were too busy to send a longer one this
time.
• TRY
thf,
In EW TTOHH OBSERVER
THIS YEAR.
The Largest and Lest Family Paper in
the World.
Semi lor Sanijflc Copy—I ree.
NEW YORK OBSERVER,
»• No lady sliould be S»i iU'-X ^
i jtcntl/ury {Fa.) Chrmndc.
^CHEAPEST AND BEST, .m
_
Farm supplies, l'urniture, Garden
set-d. Onion sets. Plow goods. Axes,
Wedges, Iron, Steel olferal for 18R1 at
very low prices by C. A. Davis A Co.,
Greetiesboro’, Ga. See theii new adver¬
tisement in another column.
•I u -,t received a fine Stock of
Hats C. MYERS.
h ,. *
eMG^e.-diB- a tur«^l'hj a r s.^ *
Poetry.
W HAT I I IVK Pl)R.
I lire for those who love me
For those who 1 know are true,
For _ the heaven that smiles above me
An £ waits my spirit, too;
£«r „ all hiunau ties that bind
me,
Fm ad Urn the brijhtj«$ Kdna, I
A good that can do.
1 ,, to learn their story,
Who'va suffered for my sake.
T \“T Xw mt&.ve
f
VUf&i Bards martvra StSSTw, patriots uiu
^aftfJaiRai!r
I live to hail that season
When By gifted hands foretold.
men shall live by reuson,
And not alone for gold;
AVTien man to man united
And every wrong thing righted.
The whole world shall lie lighted
As Eden was of old.
I live to hold communion
With all that Is divine,
To feci that there is union
‘Twixt Nature’s heart and mine,
To profit atttiction,
Grow Reap truth wiser from fields of fiction.,
from couvii tiou-r
Fulfilling God's design.
I live for those that love me,
For those who knew me true,
For lliu ln-uvon that smiles above mo
And waits my spirit, too,
For the wrongs that need resistance,
For the cause that,needs assistance,
For the future in the distance,
And the good that I cun do.
Miscellaneous*
Exaiuination of Medicine.
By a Pluladelphia Diploma Cheap
Doctor:
Examiner Wher* is the alamach ol
man located ?
Studrnt—Bomowherc Between Hit
crown of the head and the sides «f the
feet.
“Tis well. II hut iatlie priiicipnl use
of I he stomach ?”
“To run up board bills.”
“When i* it prop«r l(i.,Moloi!g cases of
sickness?”
“When the patient is ablu to pay
W'R-”
j “Do youiblred ?’’
“JTes.”
“IF hat organ?”
"The patient's pocket.”
“Right, IK hat io-your favorite style
ofcprm tiee v ”
“Visiting each patient thw limes a
day, at five dollars per vi-it.”
“WJiat.are iuJispensible adjuncts to a
good practice?”
“SpcctkcleH, a horse aad buggy, a
stylish residence, dignity, aud a f.isli
ionabl# wife.”
‘‘What are the best means of forest
ing the growth of a small pracDcm ?”
“By hanging a lage door bell iu your
house, which can be heard over tho en¬
tire neighborhood, and employing a man
to ring it occasionally si night.”
“What are orthodox aids in securing
practice ?”
“Regular at tend anen at church and
the employment of another man to rush
up the aisle during servi ns, and call
you out evc-ry other Sunday.,,
“Gui Bono?”
‘•That,s Latin.”
“True ; but what's tlie calling and
ringing for ?”
“To develop Hie idea abroad of a large
practice.'’
“What are necessary qualities iu a
physician ?”
“To look wise, talk little, remain
noncommittal aa to the nature of the
<B*>ase, and impress on Urn friend.4 of
** -omlittonr
“What class of patients should be cu¬
coursged in developing ‘ ^ ininginai v com
plijlilts , .... i
‘‘Women ’ will) nothing to do, and
plenty , , of money to do it with. 1 y
“Correct. You're bound to have an I
extensive and profitable , practice , within ,, 1
two years. Here’s . your diploma. ...
Twenty-five dollars please ?’
How a Tenor’n Voice Saved a Man
l^riMUaUigiuini telUa goodatory of j I
the tenor Duchesne’ who was th« hero i
of an incident during tho fighting at i
Chateaudun, the anniversary of the dr-! j
fensc of which place has just been cele¬
brated. It was ten at, niglit ; the Paris
Franc-Ureurs, who had been fighting all
day against odds of twenty to one, were
retreating. The Prussian* were mas
ten of the town, which was lighted up
by Um burning houses. Kleven wound
ed Franc-tiretirs, abandoned in the Ho
tel (le Ville, had fallen into the hands ol
the enemy and were in danger of being
executed. Among them was Duchesne
the lyric artist, they were all searched
and their papers examined by a Prus
sjan cap tai)i, who, in *1 oking through
Duchesne’s portfolio, came across a pa
per containing the names of a number
of operas. “What is this v ” lie asked
“It is the list of operas! sing.” Among
others was tho name* «>f Wel>oi*\s groat
work, “Ah,” return*.! I he < upturn,
No. 6.
— - • -7 0^'.’*“' —
• who whs a musician, “you are an opera
•ittger.sr.d have sung|in *Der Fieischutz’
Where was that ?’ “In Paris, at the
I 'ihealcr Lyriquv.’ “Tlifii I must have
heard you ; you sang with one of our
countrywomen, M.lle tichroeder, did
you not “That is *•».*’ Tlie captuin
apia-aretl to reflect ; he drew Duchesne
aside, and the* while passing through
a narrow street, said: “Uun for your
life.” Duchesne did not wait to l>e told
a second time;-, allium;,<f| wounded lie
: wax not disablod, and sitcccvded in rx
ca.ing ffotn tlie town during the night.
Joe Brown s Society Clothes.
Now, think of the clever, ohl-tunc
smiling face of Joe Brown, as he mingle*
with Washington “society in a swallow
tail coat and l&vendar kid gloves ”> lie
has always liecn in the teitot of wearing
his -Sunday clothes tospoial events o(
importance in his native cUnm. lie re
tainerl-tliat dross at Wasliington at big
(liiuiorg.and else whore until within the
past few days. Senator Dill, bis col
leage, one day last wr»!s told him he j
must acquiesce in ths dictum of society I
and get him a iljess suit/’awullcw-laileil j
coat and all. Senator Iilonn did not
,
object to the pants, hut owing, to heavy
“colds in the chest” protested againt
tho coat and vest lie lyouhl not wear
them, lie suit!. *
After much persuasion, Senator Hill
induced him to consent to ordering the
upper garments of a dross suit, but the
material must lie of heavy beaver cloth.
Now, this cloth is used for overcoats.
The first time they were called into re¬
quisition was .uighi before last, when
Senators Brown nml IIill attended a
dinner party together. To use Senator
Hill’s words, “tho effect was tremen¬
dous. Thu dress out looked like over
coat. It had no lit at all. The pocket*!
in the rear looked as if tho Senator car¬
ried his dinner with him, equally dis¬
tributed between tlia two. Brown bad
to sit down all the lime to Keep his coal
tails from standing out as if lie wa» iu a
go as you pi»aae pedestrian match.”
■Seimtor Blown, despite thii pleasantries
and fun made of hra iltTSst -^,0%, says !
lie w ill fisvC fro o .ln-r; an-l it people
■lou t like li.cin they can invito him to
c-un« in his civilized garb nr not at all.
A Blue Baby.
The Fittslnir-l l.n hj 1 pnhlislies ail item
about a perfectly, blue baity, receiilli
horn in that, city:, Every ineh of the
child I* aa bine as indigo. The cause of
lli h freak of natiirii is what might I*
called a malformation of the huart. An
opening exists between the light and
left sales of Hie heart, and allows thi
blond from tho arteries to mix with tin
bloml from tlui veins ls-fore it has been
purified by the action of the heart and
sir, and this produces the bluish cast of
the skiff. The child is about two weeks
old, stud is not expected to live. “A
•ilno baby,” at birth is not ttnconimen,
hut b,v placing the child on its h/t, sidr
the opening in tho heart closes by the
power of gravitation,aud lbs circulation
of the blood then proceeds natmally.
For a child thus alliicted to live is unus¬
ual; medical books placing the ratio at
one in .HO,(Kill. A Pittsburg physician is
acquainted with a young man, twenty
four years old, who was not only a
“blue baby,” but lived to he a blue man.
lie is well developed, healthy in fact
like the rest of humanity, except in the
color of the skin. This is blue as indi¬
go, and medical skill is powerless to af¬
ford a remtdy.
A Feliow-F’neimg.
The manage of a dramatic combina¬
tion playing an engagement in Detroit
was approached 011 the last day by a
stranger, who asked fora pass
evening:
“Why should I give you a pass? "was
the blunt demand.
“On account of the fellow-feeling,” •’ ,,
was the serene reply.
“Sir, I do not know you.”
“Neitherdo I know you,but that isn’t
the fellow-feeling I had reference to.”
“Do you belong in the profession?”
“ No.”
“Then I fall to see how (here isnny
thing in common.”
“You struck this town last Monday,
didn’t you ?” asked the stranger,
“Yes.”
o So (ljl , j an(1 rm going out of it to
nj bi den ,, br „ke, same as yon.
my p 0 j„t, may it ph ase the court.”
qi,, wlnstled a melancholy
t , (W> flgnrpd „„ 1Ue CiW „ ^ipts once
mor(1 an(J t)lf , n wl ,q Q the; pass without
f ur (her argument.
Tho Ra-*aoa Why.
The tonic effect of Kidm-y-Hort is
produced by its cleansing aud purifying
action on Lhe blood. When there is a
de,,„Hit in the uiiu or milky,
ropv urine from disordered kidneys, it
cures without fail. Constipation and
Pile- readily yield to its cathartic
healing power. Put up in dry
form or liquid, (vorvooncontrated),
er act prompt and suit. Tmn Mijcl.
The Democrat.
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One Square,each«ulwi|U(4( insertion ik.
One Square, three iimiulu, * *0
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Quarter Column, twelve months . zs m
, I Half Column twelve months 40 DO.
(hie Commit twelve nioutfts . m oo
it.'' One Ineh or lew considered as a
square. We have no fractions of a square
all fractions of squares will be counted as
squares, Liberal deductions made on Con¬
tract Advertising.
American Maimer*.
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That kiss.
1 tTuN'hFmnd^nf l'ia'v" ****
1 never shall forget, >Wdr,'
Till my dj ing <l»\.
[ VbH’t llvfirh'n.
And 1, too, remember
The kiss 1 gave y- u, P' t:
You had liven vatfug onions—
Mi tluuk. 1 sinvll them yet.
| XvrrutuUH HtT'Ud
Metliinks 1 tmi ruinemher
The kos ten gaie me, dear,
'Tuns thickly nilerladeu
Willi som-kio.U aud l»ei*r. !
The kiss I best [Ph-tUu l/."< sjar
reiiiemln-r—.
It struck me liw n clap
’Oi thunder iu cl- nr inidil.iy—
ihhe gavv aootb- r ehsp.
I I Vvtt*ttnrn t) iPy r.**lg*T .
remember a kiss .In- gave nw
White leaning gainst die wall;
She glued her lips to mine, an-l said.
■y mu, rum,’' an I lliat was all.
1 1‘vIImIuih, AUceriitfr.
According to Richard Grant White,
‘‘hllg" in a word Unit t-mhiHceo H great
deal.
Why is the nine-yiiar old Biy Hke tho
sick ■'glutton) Because lie's over eight
himself.
tilauces in n young woman are charm- *
mg mfi-i preters w.iieli express what the ■
lips dniu not siieak.
‘'Wliwn 1 die,” aaifi.a married titan, ”1 (
want to go wlierH there 1* no snow to’
shovel.” Ilia wife said that al>« pro
suincd ho would. .
Why are lad ltd out shopping like birds
that me long on the wing? .Because It
is a Ion" ti ne iiefore they settle on their
nurii/iit.-t (pyrehex.) 1
The Youk r’s caiii (fit minis-
.er’s Uo ’’the tax on matches.” tfo
can match that; the shoemaker's foe Is
the tax 011 men’s soles
A young man generally gives a lock
of hair to his sweetheart before I10 mar
rius her. After marriage she can help
herself—and use no scissor*.
The ditTereucu between a church or- -
ganist and the catarrh il that one known
Uu» stops and the others atop* tlie noae.
“llavo.you dined?” said lounger to >
bis fniand. “I have u|>on niy honor,” •
replied htk” “iiy denr fellow,” rejoined
vlie first, “whet a very scanty m«w\ yoq !
must have made.”
A fashionabln paper says “gathered
naists mo very much worn.” If tlm
lien would gather the waists carefully
‘Hd not sqqnezu so liko blazes they
would not be worn so much.
“It is all very well,” said a henpecked •
husband, when told to look after the
children, “It is all very well to tell me
10 mind tlie youngsters, but it would 1
suit me better if the youngsters would |
tniml me,”
The women are said to ha,ve stronger
dtaehnwids lliaitmen. it is ovine**! I
in little things. A man i* often attach¬
ed to no phi hal; but di<,l you ever know
of a women having an uttgchinept for
an old bonnet V -
They worn on thwir, wadding tour, and
sbo »a ill, “Darling, why did you chooso
111*?'* “I saw you sweeping tli* library
one day.” Then ion chojie mo because
I did not disdain the broom?” “N'q,
but because you Cptild myt handle it
well.”
A Little gii! puye said that ilm would I
be 1 cry glad to go, to hcuycti,, .^cause
they bad plenty of piosnive* thero. On
Itcing cross-cxamlntd, she took down
tier catechism,,-iml tiiinrupliantly read;
“H by ovglit the saints to love God?”
“Because he, makes, preserve* and kcepa ,
them,”
Todillekiim is a yory small man, in-,
deed; but he said lie never minded it at
all until his tinge boy* grew up to be
tall, strapping young fellows, and hi*
wife ticgan to cut down their old clothes
and cut them over to tit him. And then.,
lie said lie .did get mad.
“Two morn dishrlof cream,"
To the waiter he pried.
His eyes staring «IhWy,
Ills month open wide
“1 lovp her most madly,
Oit marriage I’m bent
Ami l R satisfy her appetite
If, it takes my last cent."
“Mamma,” said a .littln chap, as hi»,
indulgent parent gave him a sc-oml,
piece of pumpkin pie,” mamma, J gue#s
this i» locomotive, pie.” “wjiy.ao?”
ipiericd his pulled parent, ’Cause,
mamma, it goes so fast!” And in two,,
minute* he passed,hi* plate for a tbjrifq
* ,iecc
Little fiuffsof iwK
1 Make »face deceitful’
Look like that of a saint..
sk*l«t«u crl,
. Trail-form the living
1 into a gushing eiri.
A man who wanted to buy a horse,
ask-xi a friend how to tell the borse'i
-
age. “By his teeth,” was tho rejqy.
The next day the man went to tlie
hoiw doab-r, who showed him a splendid
black louse. Tlie borse-liunter opened
d, e a.uiniHl’* mouth, and gave on#
R R , illlC e. a „4 turned on his h*el. “I don’t
*
want.hrtn, , saui4»e; he . a y«arii old,
He bad counted, the. teeth.
