Crawfordville democrat. (Crawfordville, Ga.) 1881-1893, November 23, 1883, Image 2
CRA WFORDV1LLE * - GEORGIA. GENERAL NEWS. A Chattanooga firm has sold 3,000,000 feet of lumber to one firm in Boston. Mississippi has only twenty-three pres Idential poetoffices. The stock shipments from East Ten¬ nessee are increasing. A deposit of rich phosphates has been discovered near Selma. Alabama. Savannah is about to build a $200,000 hotel by subscription. The largest crop of wheat ever sown in East Tennessee has been seoded this fall. The financial condition of New Or¬ leans is said to lie better than ever be¬ fore. The number of Indians in the Ever¬ glades of Florida is estimated at eight hundred. The Georgia owners of the Refugio sil ver tnine, in Mexico, refuse to sell it for $500,000. A farmer of Suwannee county, Flor¬ ida, lias gathered two crops of peaches from liis trees this year. Calhoun county, Alabama, is aglow Ever the proposition to move the court¬ house frond Jacksonville to Anniston. The grand jury of Craighead county, Arkansas, declared their jail a nuisance, and recommended that it be torn down. Tlio sum of $5,116 has been donated by the trustees of the Peabody school fund to the Florida school system this year. Tennessee has a population of 1,541, 000, and pays about $8 00 ]>er capita as revenue to the stato and general govern¬ ment. Thirty thousand dollars have been Bubseriliod for the Neuman, Ga., cotton factory, and l)r. A. B. Calhoun lias do¬ nated the ground. The Honth Florida railroad has used up the timber to such an extent that there will not he enough to furnish boxes for the shipping of the orange crop. Northern capitalists will locate two ice factories, each with a capacity of ten tons daily, ill Florida. There will bo ono at Tallahassee and one at Gaines¬ ville. Tin- Southern Telegraph company will reach Augusta with their wires by the middle of next month, and from that point, will operate in every city of impor tance in the qduth. Hjsuiiffii lAy’-ierel found in urn! tlie spring some other have ush only to lie re cohtly been abundant in the waters about Savannah. The fish dealers say the cause of their spjieanuioo at this time is tho lute long drouth. Tho contract to build a pedestal for ........ c,..(..i m. Nashville, Tomi., has been awarded to Mr. P, Swann, of that city. It is to l>o of Has! Tennessee marble, of a beauti¬ ful jiink color, and fourteen feet in height. The*work now going forward ou the Panama canal has built up an entire town there, with a collection of work shojis, warehouses and connecting rail ways for tlio reception and distribution of material. The working force will he augmented in December to a total of 15 000 men 1 ho , lumber , , business in the swaiuns of the Yazoo and Tallahatidiie rivers, Miss., is assuming immense proportions. Be¬ sides tlie great amount of cypress lum¬ ber that is being gotten out, thousands of walnut logs sre being cut for northern manufacturers of furniture and other articles in which walnut is used. One Boston firm alone lias a raft of 3,000 logs, ready for shipment, at the mouth of the Tallahatchie river. The worth of the early vegetables sent north from Mobile comity, Alabama, last rear, amounted to $264,000. About the same amount will be realized this season. The prineij'al vegetables used art' cab¬ bages, tomatoes, potatoes, beans and peas. Less attention is now given to cauliflower, lettuce, radishes, and cu cumbers, as all except the first are raised in the North, under glass. Several capi¬ talists have recently put considerable money in the business of market garden¬ ing at Mobile. Florida oranges are moving slowly on account of their maturing slowly. Job¬ bers are making their contracts for tlie fruit by the Ivix instead of by the thous¬ and. The crop of one grove near San¬ ford, estimates! at four thousand boxes, has been sold at $2 10 jwr 1 k>x, the j>ur chaser bearing the expense of picking and boxing. It is is estimated that fully one half of the crop will go to the West. From a quarter to a third of the crop went west last year, but this year the fa¬ cilities are better and shippers are l>etter acquainted with the market. The Washington monument has reach¬ ed a height of three hnudred and eighty four feet, aud cost, thus far, as follows: Expended by the monument association upon the old shaft, *230,000; expended by Colonel Casey, #710,000; leaving a balance on hand of $100,000 from the ap¬ propriation by Congress of $900,000. A reporter who ascended to the top last week found men shifting the massive machinery and preparing to lay the 386th course. The workmen, he says, ran around the edges with the agility of flies, and trusted their lives to the safety netting that surrounds the top. EDITORIAL NOTES. The total revenue derived from <lrani nhops and wine and beer licenses from September 1 to January 2, under the new high license law at 8t. Louis, amounts to $255,128, an increase of $138,607. The reduction of the public debt dur¬ ing Octol»er wu) $10,304,780; decrease of the debt since June 30, 1883, $39,581,470. Cash in the treasury. $374,347,501; gold certificates, #82,228,040; silver certifi¬ cates, #99,579,141; certificates of dep :t, $12,620,000; refunding c<n$iflcfttcs. 8325, : 850; legal tenders, $246,681,OlO: im- tioual currency, $6,890,303. China is a country of marvelous ex¬ tent. We consider the United States, with 3,000,000 square miles of territory, it vary large country. And so it is. But China covers about 5,300,000 square miles in its three parts—tlie Eighteen Provinces, Manchuria, and tho Colonial Possessions, including Ili, Koko-nor Thibet, Tho first of these divisions alone is that to which other nations have given the name of “China,” and is the only jiartentirel ysettled by the Chinese. The Cubans, it is said, are about to make a supreme effort to cut loose from the dominion of Spain. General Bona chca has sailed from New York with an expedition, and others are to follow. The friends of Cuba in the United States are very active, and the revolu¬ tionists have groat hopes of success. The negro slaves on the sugar limita¬ tions are said hi be ready to join in a revolution, Meanwhile, tlio Spanish government is in a stato of alarm, and extreme measures are to be taken to nip the new movement in the bud. A New York man has imported a pair of Indian mongooses, tlie first that ever came to America. They aro a little larger than a good sized rat; their bodies are covered with brown hair, variegated with white stripes. The importer will breed these animals and sell them as vermin exterminators. It is cl.-jmed that they have no equal .1 in in that that bus* bu ness. iW^pgivlae jMiepgo' will rid Um- iafeestii louse its, axii t they des tAy snake* with worn erhil avidity . and are the in vibrate enemy of every species of vermin. , * . jri they are gentle and harmless to beings. The grape crop of Ohio, representing a grunt industry, is a dead failure, and ... ...............a for the main supply of domestn wme. Besides furnishingau immense American trade, California sends great quantities of wine abroad every year, It is there manipulated, labelled and sent back to the l&itod States, to lie bought at fancy nl,d “N»« l wth th ° km,wmg «' f the pretentious American i epi ** is niton t i.it < < utra a 1 or ma ia lu " v Pf^mg the richest quality fu 1,0 fouud a »v"hcre. 1 lie art of wine “ the lakll state 'K 1K thus loses much ‘‘" of l the possible ^ value of its fruitful vines. A quarter of a million cases are now brought each year before the consular and commercial courts of France, and the number is steadily increasing. Much gat ion arises <*r in - the commercial «■*? centers, Paris, Lyons and Marseilles furnishing forty per cent of the whole number, T,„:rapidly di.l-.i-d -d. »o. over ten |>er cent, being carried beyond a year. \bout twenty-eight per cent, of the eases are settled by actual trials. fort,-two OOP! ou iuduraou, b, d* „d ,Uirt vrt»i on -on,,™.,.. “ iHHHlings art' rather slow. They do, how ever. generally end ir a dividend. The postmaster-general lias received the annual report of Joseph Blockfan, superintendent of foreign mails, The total weight of mails tlispatclnvl to the countries iu the postal union, with the exception iff Canada, mss 1,532,090 pounds, an increase of 320,114 pounds over the weight of last year. Of the let ter mail dispatched. 41 per cent, was sent to Great Britain and Ireland, 23 ]H>r cent to Germany, 27 per cent, to other countries of Europe, and 9 per cent to pi<stal union countries and colonics out¬ side of Eurojie. Of the printed matter and samples sent, 41 per cent, was sent sent to Great Britain and Ireland, 17 to Germany, 21 to other European coun¬ tries. and 21 to postal union countries outside of Europe. The amount of mail dispatched ast year increased seventy jvr cent, over the amount sent in 1880. Printed matter increased seventy-fohi per cent, over the same time. The sum paid for sea transportation of mails was $316,522, an increase over the cost ot 1882 of 136,368, or fifty-nine per cent over 1880. The aggregate amounted the balance credited to this country by other countries, on account of mail transpor¬ tation, is $145,777. The smh paid by the department to other postal union countries on account of mail transporta¬ tion was *86,745. It is estimated that the revenue collected in the I. nited 8tates from unpaid matter, received from foreign countries, exceeded the amount of unpaid matter sent to other countries 8123,333. The estimated amount oi (x .stage collected in the United States on foreign mail matter is *2,0(8,613. Somethlng About Leeches. Something mysterous tied up in s white jar attracted the attention of cus¬ tomers at a prominent drug store, and the druggist good-naturedly untied the cloth and took out some black wriggling worms. They were round or elongated at pleasure, and started off when touched with a pencil at a rajiid pedestrian gait until headed off and dropped back into their damp porcelain pit. le' chefi.” explained the “They are druggist, “and come all the way from Holland. Twenty years ago, when blood letting was in voge, they were in great demand. Now they aro only oc¬ casionally ‘In what called class for.” of disease do they ' \ ‘ use them ?” numbness “Disorders or pressure of the hem; of blood if theif^ Wt- is i the a brain, chronic headache, etc. They put them on the temples and let them silck the blood until they are full, when them they fall off. Salt is then thrown on and they disgorge, and are ready for use again. ” "How often can they be used?” “A number of times. There is one /ady who keeps she a pet leech. When her head aches applies the reptile to her temples and sits down to read. When it falls off she drops it into a glass of salt water, and if her headache is not relieved, applies it again, until Some¬ times she has used it three or four times and lost some ounces of blood.” A more convenient way of using the leech is now in vogue. It is slipped into a glass bulb with an orifice smaller than the reptile’s body. Through this it pro¬ jects its head and fastens upon the hu¬ man flesh, in which its banquet itfrivait -ing. Usually the patient is too ill to care for the repulsiveness of this remedial agent, whom Webster thus describes: “A cotyloid worm largely used is for tho local abstraction of blood. It of a flattened form when elongated, thickest at tho posterior end, has two suckers and ten eyes arranged in a horseshoe form, and is of an olive-green color, va¬ riously marked. It has a traiugular mouth which in tlie anterior placed sucker, at each end of is a half--moon plate set about the free rim with tagysverse teeth. By the retraction of tiny laws a stellate incision is made, throng.' afe hfc ib tlie and leech then snote|blood off. ” til^ ^ J *ps leeched.. ■ There are plenty of m the neighborhood of Ecorse and other river hamlets, and the boys often collect fifty Y one hundred and try to dispose of them to the drug usual stores, where they they are refused, as a thing; then offer them at the Chinese laundries, where they cook them with rice and macaroni. There are some specialtiss JSJSSSSS?SI nr (jf ]0 j a ] ponds where the imported leeches are them kept. The wholesale drug gist k©d buy in tubs They of black only earth l ,ac almost solid. re¬ quire air and moisture to keep them alive. When the cover is taken off their jar, and they swarm out as lively as crickets, use their ten eyes to good advantage in getting away as rapidly as possible. Boys dislike call them their blood-suckers, and have a to acquaintance when fishing, as they fasten on their bare feet with a tenaoity that allows no chance of removing them till they' have tilled themselves with refreshment. Advice to a Young Man. You will perceive, my boy, that every time man undertakes to manufacture a little Bible ou his own account, he makes kim to conceive his fraud, in as ma ny hours as it took him months to prepare it, he is exposed, nSLKVerS aud his hand terfeiters. You see, my son, the Bible doesn’t need any of these nineteenth SS3 J-’ h .Sd’nS.ii,-"“ eI’s ui a man manufactures a new verse or a uewehapterwekiiowitwnot ^nuine we detect the counterfeit. The Bible has no need of the a There was a oomphte Bible centuries before Sliapira happened, and there wiH lie the same Bible ages after have Shapiraand his patent Deuteronomy together crumbled The Bible into doesu mdwtmpishable t need our help, dust. our testimony, our indorsement. And if there had never been discovered m ait the world a bit of parchment, a piece of broken pottery or a scratched stone, the Bible would l»e jnst as strong as it is to-day, and men would believe just as firmly and trustfully boy, iu because its truth. Don’t you worry, my Shapira’s aneient manuscript was written with Loudon 111 k. and don t fret because the ark m the g ocier turns out to be put together with Pittsburgh nails. That all the frauds on the Bible and its his tory are so quiekly and easily detected should only convince you how impossi ble it is to counterfeit tlie work of God. Wait until some man fools ns with an artificial moon: and until some philoso pher stores away the sunlight in parlor lamps, before you believe that man ca* successfully imitate what man never made.— Burdette. The Little Old Lady Traveler. We stop at a quiet countryside that has recently achieved a station and a little old grandmother comes among us. A farm wagon is at a respectful distance with a careful old man holding the bits of the fat and sleepy horses, who do not even dream of being frightened. The little old lady calls out something to the distant old man, who smiles in the doubtful way of one who doesn’t under¬ stand a word, and she would like to lin ger on the platform and say more part¬ ing words to the elderly daughter who has come to see her off, but the brake man gently assists her within and slams the door. She gives a little stagger as the train moves on, sinks into the first vacant seat and turning to the window nods to her daughter, who smiles back reassuringly. A kindly of gentleman leans forward and tells her a better seat further down, and carries her large covered basket for her, and partly lowers the blind where the sun is streaming in. People are very kind to the very oid and very young; it is the forlorn middle-aged who are permitted to care for themselves. Our grandmother sits down with a chirping “thank ye”—she is not of the age that says “thanks”—and looks cu¬ riously about her. Possibly she had never rode in the cars, for her old eyes are full of childlike wonder and surprise; and she has quite a long explanation yields her from the conductor before she ticket to him, and she watches him tear off a part of it as if he were doing a great mischief, ip he even appeals to a fellow passei%er—after the smiling official had passed on'—to know if every thing is all right, and calmed by his cheerful assur¬ ance, she smiles too, and admits that she “ain’t used to travelin’.” A quaint picture she is !—her shirred 3Jack silk bonnet is twenty years old if a day, but it has a fresh ruche inside and glossy new strings; the black silk shawl pinned across her breast with a round gold brooch is of the kind you remember seeing in your childhood, and her dress is a soft silken alpaca that can be an old lady’s best dress for many years and give little sign of wear. Peo¬ ple sitting near her, if given to noticing trifles, can detect a faint, homely, dean odor as of dried mint and lavender. She looks at the ingeniously hung lamps, the pretty transparencies in the upper windows, and passes her hand gently over the velvet upholstery—smiling smile. a little retrospective sort of Per¬ haps she is thinking of the old stage days, of the time years and years ago when she and her hushapd traveled by canal and lake and river and possibly by xjx-cart into these far western wilds and set up their humble new home with little capital but strong hands and brave hearts.— Peek's Hun. IVliy He Brought Them Back. A small boy with an intelligent face went into a fruit dealer’s store, aria de¬ positing a box of grapes on the counter’, stood looking down. “I don’t want tlie grapes, my tittle fellow,” said the dealer. ‘Ll’ve got as many now as L can sell. Take them away.” aVe yo^S,” the beyseaicl, “They look l ° ?’£$$? Nfu .J r i “Mtoe • “Yes, sir. Yesterd« 5 ^'eriing I came alcng litre and took this bote of grapes from a stand at the door. I knowed it was stenlin’, an’my mother always did told me not to take anything that not be¬ long to me, but I couldn’t help it. Just before I left home my little sister that was sick said: ‘Oh, if I had some grapes like them I saw down town, I could eat ’em.’ We didu’t have no money, an’ nobody knowed us, ’cause we had just moved into the house. Mother washed clothes, but wlren sister got sick she had to quit. When I took tlie clothes home the lady told me to come next day for the money, but when I went there the house was shut up and the people was gone, so we didn’t have any money to get grapes with. Mother said ‘never mind « we would git some money after a while. I saw her go into the other room, an’ when I watched her, she had her face buried in a pillow an’ was prayin’. aroun’ I come away down town an’ stood a long time waitin’ to git a chance, an’ after awhile, when you wasn’t lookin’, I took a box an’ ran away with it.” “But why did you bring it back?” the dealer asked. “Because,” replied the hoy, choking down a sob, “ wheu I got home the lit¬ tle girl was dead .”—Arkansaw Trav¬ eler. He Was the Man. It was on a Western railroad, The conductor had been his rounds, aud taken a seat beside a very quiet and un¬ assuming passenger. train,” finally observed “Pretty full the passenger. “Yes.” *** * 8003 J2S- *»« <* «"* . 3 ^ mana* ennmt. It is the worst manage i.rTthateo?” d line m this whole country." “That’s so. The board of officials might know how to run a side-show to a . but they eau’t tackle a railroad.” “Who is the biggest fool in the lot?” “Well the superintendent is ” “l’ m glad of Rial,” said the passen ’ as lace lighted up. “I was afraid vou wnuld sav it was the president.” ■ ng j ad?” UDD08e b «whv ’ T' m the man!”_ Wall Street • ,, ‘ ,, Do 1 „ - d ft man t \° 7 big ,® „ h j. ««n . who , had just , presented a bill t f $5t treatment daring a recen 1 ness, chUriul thil ouUffiUTde ■>” ' doctor’ ‘ Oh ’thffik v Mswered tke that’ 1 ^‘ that lUat ™ ecu can arrange • ™ ° et P^yer. wa. tne reply, ly -Harper's a per s acuar ______ The Taidors.—T he tailors of Phil# delphia have passed, in • mass meeting, a resolution to “maintain the appren keeship system, to the end that the grilled labor which is so imperatively demands! ia onr particular trade shall ^ tran ” jutted unimpaired to our sue jessors. THE JOKERS’ BtJDGET. .VIIAT WE FIND IN THE HHIOKOI'k PAPERS TO LAUGH OVER. A PIONEER EXHIBITOR. In the early days of Michigan, when a county fair was to be remembered, one of the southern counties, in Michi gan held a fair one fall at which one of the exhibitors was a man named Pro ther. He had an entry of poultry, an¬ other of cattle and a third of vegetables. When the judges , m . poultry ,, came around Brother met them with: “Gentlemen, here are the biggest hens, the fattest geese and the heaviest turkeys in the State. I want first pre “'“We’ll see about it,” replied one. “I want first premium or I’ll lick the three of you half to death !” announced Prother in a strictly business tone, and it may be said right here that he didn’t get the premium and that he kept his word. Two of the judges were battered until they couldn’t see and the third got awaT alter Laving two M, toooM ° When _ , the judges . on cattle , came around they turned and tip their halt-starved noses at Prother’s old cow two calves, “Gentlemen, but he placidly remarked: driven that ere cow was 480 miles to reach this State, and them calves can t be beat for blood. Their grandmother was owned by the Empress of France.” Something was said about hiscareless ness in not entering tlie stock tor the bone-yard instead of the fair and he an swered with: “Gentlemen, I m willing to take see ond premium, and if I don t get it you d better hire some oBe to hold me They neglected his advice, and in due course of time had their noses driven back or their eyes put m mourning. Prother was telling the judges on veg etables what they might expect m case he did not get a premium, when he was arrested, but only after he had pounded two constables. Within three weeks after the fan- he had mauled the Presi dent, run the Secretary mto the woods. and pulverized the Treasurer, and be fore the end of six months lie had licked all the judges but two, and was hunting for them with great energy when lie got before the courts and was sent to jail for a year. —M. Quad. WANTED TO BE A PITCHER. “Who is this gentleman that papa calls a daisy ?” dear.” “He is a ball player, my “But papn said he had a ‘phenomenal curve’ and that they couldn’t hit him.” “Yes, my dear.” “But, mamma, he stood up straight, and I didn’t see any one try to hit him.” “Papa meant the ball, my dear.” “Yes, mamma, but I didn’t see the ball.” "Neither could the batters, my dear. ” “But what makes every one talk about him and call him a ‘daisy ?’ ” “Because he’s tlie new pitcher from Chicago, whom tlie manager of the club has just secured at $3,000 a season.” “But is be so very smart, mamma ?” only cau'f^re as really " his “But write own name, mamma?” “So they say, my dear.” “And yet they give him $3,000.” “Yes, my dear.” “When I grow up can’t I be a pitcher, mamma ?” “Perhaps, my dear, but why?” “Could I get $3,000?” “Perhaps.” “And not have to learn to read or write ?”—Burdette. MISTAKEN IDENTITY. They were discussing mistaken iden¬ tity: “Hi was ’aviu’ a turn down Peil Mell one “not*doing liarfternoon,” said Mr. Gordon Gordon, any think, when an old gyardsman liif came hup hand liarsked me Hi couldn’t raise ’is pension. ‘Bless me ’art,’ says I, ‘Hi’m not bin the Pension Hoffice. me boy.’ ‘But,’ says ’e, - m’ lud Juke, cawn’t you give me a letter to the ’Ome Secretary ? Hi was with vour Grace at Waterloo.’ ‘But Hi ’m not the Juke hof Wellington,' says Hi. But blawst me, the fellow wouldn’t believe hit, don’t ye see?” ‘• Havre bleu," said Monsieur Bienelevee, “I know zat myselef. I was once in ze jardang of ze Twilleree, an’ smokeen mon cigarette, wen I pass ze gar ol l’Empr-r-rer Napoleong. To my gr-r-reat constarenayshoug ze gar pr-r-resent arm, an’ give me ze saloo. I tol ze offeesare I was no l’Umpr-r-rer. an’ he seem vare mooch sar-prise.” “Yes, it was funny,” waiting said Mr. Spriggs. “Why, I was the other day down Broad¬ me’ way. and a fellow—ought and have slapped known too—a fellow came up me on the back, and says he, ‘Why, suffering Moses! when did you get back!’ "—Life. ™. J)” f ““'ai'S S ride on the street oars.” “Pa, why didn’t bov?” you learn a trade when you were a “That’s not only a silly, but also an impertinent question. I didn’t learn a trade when I was a boy out of regard for your feelings. I wanted to give yon an opportunity to say that vour ‘ father was a gentleman.” helped now,” “It can’t be replied the boy, moodily, “but I wish you had eon suited me, for if we had arranged for yon Lave to be the bricklayer, I could been the gentleman myself.”— ‘ Austin Siftings. - Evading the Law. -A Pennsylvania judge has recently put a stop to the cu nous method of evading the liquor law in the petroleum regions openly of that State. The sellers have been retailing wuhoat nn der the sign of “Bottling Works,” and claiming the right to do so by virtue of a statute that bottlers of ale, porter, or beer, not otherwise engaged in the sale of intoxi eating liquors, shall be allowed to sell the same by the bottle, provided it is not drunk on the premises. Judge El well decided that thi3 law was repealed by a subsequent enactment. THE LIME-KILN CLUB. WORDS OF WlMKItl FROM PARA¬ DISE 1IAI.1.. Brother Gnrdnea Gives ns His Flew of Charity as it Is and as It Should be« [From the Detroit Free Press.] “De Secretary will read de follerin’ communicasbun,” said the President as [fie meeting opened: Bro. Gardner— Several of your friends desire to know how you stand on the question of charitv this fall. Does the c ] u v, propose to donate anything to local charity this winter ? Respectfully. Four Friends. „ Ag to ^ {ngt qnerv/ , gaid the Presi . dent - “ h e drew hlR ff U P-. “ de an dat T T , have heretofore . mus , awera given of f d , e answer now. Da chanty roi has bred a.race of beggars who nebber leave u . It has added to de loafer.sm an encouraged de idleness . said . a u gmeral shiftlessness It has to de . heads of families: ‘Idle de summer S^hWa?2L SCS ent if de same persons doaa’ return y - ar after y - ar? Ask him if men an' women have not come to look upon a . {and as deir right au > ; f they doan demand deir allowance, instead of ask itlfr {or it? chnirtv filled de kentry wid tramp8 , when charity tried undo p 3 work de tramps began to burn barns an’ murder women an’ chill’en. Cliaritv has encouraged a drOTe of five hundred beggar chill’en to march up an’ flown ebery resident street, ^ h a8 wasted its tears upon brutes of men an’ its prayers upon hardened women, * an’its money has goiie to feed ople so vile an > wicked out State’s Prison ached to receive ’em. « A s to de second query, dar’ am a poo ’ ole man Jibin’ nex’ douh to Sir Isaac Walpole. Who has paid No, his rent for mout hs past? Charity? gem’len; c h ftr itv neber h’ars of anybody but a bold faoed be „ gar . Our friend, heah, Sir Isaa hag not onIv k „ pt de roof 0 i, er de o]e man . 8 be ad, but has furnished him with m a mea l to eat. “ Up on Grove street, near de cabin 0 f Waydown Bebee, am a poo’ ole woman dat ha8 „ one bhnd. Brudder Bebee an’ 0< j(jer members has chipped in to take car - o{ her an > w hateber she has had de pag . 8Ummer or has got now am due to dfdr kiudness. Town charity hasn’t dis kibered her yet. “ Up on Scott street, clns to de cabin of Whalebone Howker, dar was a death de odder day an’ two chill’en war’ left alone in de world. Charity left ’em alone in de house until de landlord turned ’em into de street; den charity walked off an Brudder Howker took de orphans home an’ will keep ’em frew de winter. “Up my way dar’ am a sick man who wants medicine—a boy wid a broken leg who wants nonrishin’ food—a woman wto has had a long run of fever widout her rent failin’ behind or her chill’en goin’ hungry. Let de erv of distress come to Pickles Smith. Judge Cadaver, Samuel Shfii, Kev. Penstock or any odder member who kin spare from his purse or his table, an’ it am promptly an¬ swered. We 'We know found rair nayburs no'hospitals, an’ we ju»buriy. beggars’ headquarters, an' es¬ tablish no issue no call for odder cities to send in deir paupers to be supported, but our naybur finds us at his sick bed, an’ mis¬ fortune finds our purses open. He who has charity in his heart need not go huntin’ far de poo’ to relieve an’ fnr re¬ porters to puff deir gifts. fo’-hoss Charity wagin dat rides aroun’ town on a will see a worlrin’man starve an’ feed a loafer who has spent half liis summer in de saloons. Let us drap de subjiek an’ proceed to bizness.” Traveling Without a Ticket. A “Traveler” writes to the London Truth: “Perhaps the following read¬ story may be interesting to some of your ers, if they should be under the neces¬ sity of traveling without a ticket: The other day, on the Railway, a man got into one of the carriages and pres¬ ently began talking to a fellow passen¬ gentle¬ ger. After a time he asked the man whether he had heard the story about how a man traveled without a ticket. The gentleman said he had not; so the mau asked him to lend him his ticket, that he might show him how it was done, and began fiddling abont sud¬ with it, but pretended that the story had denly slipped out of his head, but that he would be sure to remember it soon. After a time the train got near London, and as the man still could not remember the story, he returned the gentleman his ticket. This struck the gentleman as being very curious, and so he watched the man. When the man got to the barrier and was asked for his ticket he said he had given it up, but the ticket collector denied it, and after a good deal of altercation the man pulled some silver out of his pocket and was about to pay for his fare when he suddenly said (producing a small piece of ticket) that he could prove that lie had given up his ticket, because he remembered play¬ ing about with it in the train and tearing off a small piece, and that if tlie tieket collector looked he would find a ticket with the piece tom off. On looking, the ticket-collector found a ticket with a piece torn off, and of course immediately begged the man a thousandpardons.” a jtdicious „ n . Old Uncle Mose had never been to the theatre, but having stuck up bills for a theatrical troupe and having received a complimentary ticket to the gallery, he concluded to attend the perfonnance. Sunday H e went dressed up m his attire. . He had not been inside of .he theatre more than half an hour when he emerged shaking his head. “Don’t vou like the performance, old man ?” asked the surprised door-keeper, “No, sah, I don’t like dem perfonn ances no way ye kin fix it” “Why, what’s the matter? “Nuffin much, ’ceptin’ a ’oman on de platfnm got to talkin' M family fairs wid de husband ob anndder oman, an I didn’t perpoee to stay. My ole marster in Virginny got shot plum ter pieces for doin’ dat berry foolishness. Dars allers trouble whar dat sort ob foolishness is gwine on, an’ Use a judishns nigger, I is. I don’t want ter be shot in de eg by mistake, or be brunged up as a vitnees in de case when it strikes de com ts. Texas Siftings.