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The Ancient Hearse*
The ancient hearse, so often men
tioned in wills and funeral directions,
was not a carriage for the conveyance
of the body like that in use at the
present day, but was a four squ ire
framework of timber, from each cor
ner of which rose a ratter, slanting,
and all four rafters met at the top.
This was covered with black cloth,
and at the funerals of persons of dis
tinction was set up for a time in the
choir for the reception of the body
during ,
the service. It was surround¬
ed with rails and fringed and orna
mented according to the rank of the
deceased. Until the Reformation,
hearses were garnished with numerous
lights, as well as with pencils and es¬
cutcheons, but with the change of
faith the lights were discontinued.
These hearses were introduced about
the fourteenth century, aud they con¬
tinued to be used until the civil wars
of the seventeenth century.— West¬
minster Gazette.
In Ringing the Noises
eais, sometimes a ring
ing, buzzing sound, or snap¬
ping like the report of a pistol,
are caused by Catarrh in the
Head. Loss of smell or hear¬
ing also result from Catarrh,
which may develope into Bron¬
chitis or Consumption. Hood’s
Sarsaparilla thoroughly cures Catarrh by
and building purifying the blood
up the entire sys¬
tem. Get Hood’s, because
Hood's 8 ^’ Cures
Hood's Pills cure liver Ills, sick headache,
Jaundice, indigestion. 25 cents. Try a box.
“August Flower”
'•One of my neighbors, Mr. John
Gilbert, has been sick for a long
time. All thought him pastrecovery .
He was horribly emaciated from the
inaction of his liver aud kidneys.
It is difficult to describe his appear¬
ance and the miserable state of his
health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible He tried
SSrSTpSTiESa zl? a r st r° weT r\: J“at he f e
astonishment of his family and
friends.” JohnQuibell, Holt, tin t.a
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A MAN MISJUDGED.
The world go°s by, and fancies be is cold.
Self-wrapt in coils of egotistic thou rht—
Fettered with links of subtle cobweb,
wrought
By selfish meditation. Men have told
Each other laughingly that once he soil
His heart for l0VJ 01 knowledge—that he
bought
A calm content (so o't and vainly sought)
breaking every dear affection’s bold,
They read him lightly; he has never known
The looss emotions that can weep at will,
The void that makes each passing wind its
own,
Yet in his breast are caverns bard to fill—
Not to be fathomed by the careless stone
Of those that cast to show their petty
skill.
He is of alien character to theirs
Who brand him with their foolish, worth*
less scorn;
His careless seeming is a vesture worn
To hide the troubled front of many cares;
Beneath the cloak of callousness he bear3
A beating heart, with sorrow often torn;
He has a burden heavy to be borne
Of love and sympathy; his thoughts are
pray’re.
When most he seems unhee Ifulhe is sad
For that vast trouble which is life’s below—
Longing to teach the tearful to be glad,
The helpless hopeful—wearying to know
What food for famished spirits may oe had,
What solace for the mass of human woe.
—Arthur C. Salmon, in Temple Bar.
HUMOR OF THE BAY.
Man’s a fool and Cupid can prove it.
Galveston News.
- Apropos of college colors, the favor¬
ite seems to be yeller.—-Pniladelphia
Record.
Football players might rightly be
classed as chronic kickers.—Hartford
Journal.
“This is a still hunt,” said the man
who was looking for moonshiners.—
Union County Standard.
It is a trying ordeal to be drawn on
a jury and quartered in a fourth-rate
hotel.—Boston Transcript.
Sewing schools are not a bad idea.
Girls generally are not too much stuck
on the needle.—Philadelphia Times.
Jillson says that the man who is hab¬
itually non-committal has no business
on a police court bench.—Buffalo
Courier.
He-“Whatao yont1imlt of crema- &he
!“ u? a°y<mbel nl t?
s ° • J «“ nk f 13 “ b orMn *
.
This question every man must face
As he looks h'S flannels tnrouga
•‘Must I purchase a new stooi,
Or can I make these do?”
—Dansville (N. Y.) Breeze.
m Ther3 . . , , .. Si* ,, “s!? . ,, ^
I8 “
XTIS , r f
Patriot.
No marriage engagement should be
more than six months long; the most
ardent lover gets tired of living up to
his girl’s ideal any longer than that.—
Atchison Globe.
Mrs. Wickwire—“Just think—” Mr.
Wickwire—“Guess I’ll have to. I
never get a chance to do anything else
when yon have started in to talk. ”—
Indianapolis _ Journal. _ .
Fin de Siecle Young Ladies: Fond
Mother—“My daughters have received
a thoroughly practical education ; eacn
°' : capable of making work for
ten servants.”—Fliegende Blatter,
She’s delicate, shes tender, often times of
frail physique,
She is dove-liite, saeis gentle, she is mild an l
she is meet,
She is modest ana retiring, but somehow she
finds her way
Through the crowd to reach the counter on
a bargain day. —New York Press.
“Bakes alive,” said grandma, “wiiat
will they think of next? Here’s an
advertisement in the paper ‘vVatcae3
Reduced. ’ I ain’t got any watches
that’s too big, but if they would re
duce our big cloak about one-hal”, I
think I’d like it better.”—Dausviile
(N. Y.) Breeze.
“What is the matter with Dickie
Van Wibbles? I saw him iu tne gym¬
nasium just now going through tue
most horrible facial contortions.”
“Oh, that’s all right. Dickie is de
veloping his facial muscles, so as to
get a good grip on his monocle.”—
Washington Star.
“Bee here,” exclaimed the red
headed woman in wrath, “if you ain’t
out of this yard m ten minutes I de¬
clare I’ll run this umbrella down your
throat and open it.” “There ain’t a
bit o’ use of that, mum,” responded
Dismal Dawson; “anybody tnat’s as
dry inside as I am ain’t needin’ no
umbrella in him. ”—Indianapolis Jour¬
nal.
Wolves ia Maine.
It has been long since any wolves
were reported in Maine, but the latest
news is that a few have got across the
border. Word comes from Spencer
Pond that one was shot near there the
other day. A woman at a camp about
twelve miles from Spencer having ven¬
tured some distance from tne camp
was chased by a well clear up to her
own door, and believes she hear 1 two
or three more of the beasts rot far bo
hind* On her arrival a man at the
camp snatched a gun, rushed out and
shot the beast before ho ha.l time to
retreat to the woods.-Lewiston Jour-
The Laughing Plant of Arabia.
This plant, says Palgrave in his
work on central aud eastern Arabia, is
a native of that country, and its seeds
produce on anyone eating them effects
analogous to those of laughing gas. The
flowers are produced in clusters, and
are yellow in color; the seed pod con¬
tains two or three black seeds of the
shape and size of French beans. Their
flavor is slightly like that of opium,
and taste sweet, while the oder pro¬
duces a sickening sensation. The
seeds are pulverized and taken in
small doses. Anyone taking them be¬
gins to laugh loudly and boisterously
and then sings, dances and cuts all
kinds of fantastic capers,the effect con¬
tinuing for about an hour. When the
excitement ceases the exhaust¬
ed individual falls into a deep
into a deep sleep, on awakening from
which he is utterly unconscious of
any such demonstrations having been
made under the influence of the seeds
of the laughing plant.— London Tit -
Bits.
The Virtues of Buttermilk.
buttermilk, Concerning the remedical value of
the Medical Advisor says
that it is of so much worth that it has
gained a distinct place in “materia
medica,” and is largely prescribed by
the best physicians for the chest and
lung ailments and in most forms of
kidney troubles. An exclusive butter¬
milk diet has seemed to bring about a
cure for Bright’s disease. A proper
and constant use of it will greatly re¬
duce, and sometimes cure, the craving
for alcoholic liquors with which many
persons are afflicted. The craving may
be satisfied and the system benefited
and strengthed instead of weakened.
Buttermilk alone will often remedy
acid acidity of the stomach. The lactic
needed in many cases is supplied
by it much more than auy other drink
or food. It is said to alleviate the op¬
pression about the heart that so many
old people suffer from, and it should
be constantly drunk by them. It is
also to a certain extent a stimulant for
the entire system, just what the aged
need.
A Good Man Gone.
Stranger—“Quite a large funeral, I
see. ”
Mr. Bural—“Yaa«, sir; but ’taint as
big as it would ’a’ been if all of ns
could have leit our work. I just tell
you, Cross-Roads has lost a mighty
good citizen. We’ll never see his
equal.”
“That’s very sad.”
“Yaas, sir. The good old deacon is
gone. He always kept his fences tight,
and his chickens’ wings clipped.”
Queen Victoria Rises Punctually.
Her majesty, while at Balmoral, is
always awakeued at 8 o’clock by the
“dresser,” whose duty it is to do so.
Tea, Chocolate and coffee are always
in readiness at 8 o’clock, with dry toast
aud plain buscuits for the queen to
make her choice. The queen’s earli
ei-t question to her attendant is re¬
specting the weather, and she will very
frequently plan an expedition from
what she hears.
Not a S ife Sort.
She—No, I like you very much in¬
deed, but I can never marry a spend
thri t.”
He—“How do you know I am a
spendthrift?”
She—“By the way you have been
wasting money on me.”— New York
Weekly.
Free Once More.
A person who has b en a chron’c vi tim of
eons ipation, is to be co igratulated upon th-i
a opt o i of Hostet'er’s Stomach Bitters as a
means of freeing hi * bowels from the bondage
of this’lyranno ic-in is work dii'ise Thi liberatin' without
me pinv, • does violent its naturaly, ives Use it
gr a nur,'a do. to
throw off the hackles o malaria, dysp.poia,
n.euma ism and biiiousnes-.
You must hunt opjortunit es—they won’t
hu t you.
For Dysp psia, Indi'estion and Stomach
di order , use Brown's Ivon Bitters—th • Best
l'onic. it re milds the Blood and strengthens
the musci s. A splend d medicine tor weak
anu uebi itated persons.
An ended revolution in Chicago—the Ferris
Wheel.
_
There is more tia'arrh in this section of thi
country and until than last all oth -r diseases put together, d be
the few years was suppos t •
incura de. For a great many years doctors pro.
nounced it a loca. d seasc, and prescribed local
remedies ith local and i y co pronounced >stantly failing it incurable. to cure
Science w haspnven treatment, catarrh to bo itu
a cons
tional disease and therefore require-) Ore. constitu¬
tional treatment. Hall’s» atarrh man
isiheotny ufact 'red bv F. J. Cheney&U».,Toledo,Ohio, the
constitutiona cureoi market.
It is taken inter" a>ly in do-es from Ddrops to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly on They the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. offer
one hundred dollars f r any case it fails to
cure. Send lor circulars and testimonials
free. Address Co., Toledo,
F. J. Chxket & O.
tar-Sold by Droggists, 75c.
Deeds of g ate men—retting up the fur¬
nace-.
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Ma'ar’a cured and < radicated from the sys¬
tem by Brown’s I'on Bitter , which enr ches
the blood, tones th • n i ve , aids t'iges i >n.
Acts like a charm on perso s in general id
lua.th, giving new • nergy and b i-ength.
In Chicago • usiness has Leen fair th’s sum¬
mer.
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Tuna vt t u t cvnav'-'"* wit - ' a fSn -h,
r 1 - d or ' Ba-j ‘i’hr "tt. “/I»oir»’« Mrmcilal
rcie* -'Vi i n n'litu r.'Lsf. ii hid vuuj in
Oujrte. i 'r 'cj »ojnt a.
If nfi1ic'e>' wlili sore eves tee Dr. l-ftaeThomti
son’s Eye-wnter.ltrn-tr'st* -ell at 25 • iwr bott Ih.
Peecham’s I* lls correc’ had effects of over
ea lug. Boo ham' — uo ethers. 25 can s a box.
Farmers Should Keep Aeconnt.
If a farmer is alive to his own inter¬
ests, he will, by keeping accounts with 1
bis crops and stock, ascertain which
branches of the business pay best. In
the same way as the manufacturer he
chu then work away from the unprofit¬
able branches and towards those which
pay more. In this way he will soon
become a specialist, and will have
taken a long stride toward success.
The farmer who says that it is too
much work, or that he has not time to
keep accounts, has a mistaken notion
of the value of time and labor. The
time required f.T this purpose would
prove to be but a fraction of the time
lost by misdirected labor—misdirected
because of the lack of a correct under¬
standing of the cost of the various
branches of farm labor.
Any farmer who has not tried it will
find the keeping of accounts at least
ginning an interesting experiment. The be¬
of a new year is an excellent
time to take a new departure. Each
farmer who reads this should resolve
to commence keeping accounts on Jan.
1, and to know before the year closes
the cost of and profit on every bushel
of corn, dozen of eggs, quart of milk,
and every other article he produces.
To some it may be seen that such a
system, to be successfully carried put
requires the skill of a professional
book-keeper. It will be found how¬
ligence ever, by any person of moderate intel¬
that accounts designed only for
one’s own inspection can be kept in
simple form and serveall practical pur
poses. Unless one loses interest and
becomes careless he can hardly fail to
achieve results both interesting and
useful.
studies Begarding store accounts one who
economy should make memor¬
anda of all purchases, not only as a
means of detecting clerical errors, but
also to enable him to determiuethe ag¬
gregate and comparative cost of each
article of consumption. Such knowl
edge enables one to determine where
he can best cut down expenses if he
x
neeos to retrench. ,___.
It is a satisfaction, to say the least,
to be able to determine at the end of a
year or of a quarter the exact sour
ces of one’s income and to review an
itemized record of expenditures. It
also enables one to detect leaks and
needless expenses and to plan more
judiciously for the future.— Exchange v
Boys and Umbrellas
First Boy—“There’s one thing I
like about umbrellas.”
Second Boy—“Wot’s that?”
First Boy—“When it only rains a
little, you dou’t need one, and when it
raius hard, the wind always blows so
you can’t carry one. ”— Street <& Smith's
Good News.
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KNOWLEDGE
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
tei .aan others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the world’s best products to
the needs of physical health of being, the will liquid attest
the value to pure
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Its excellence Syrup of is Figs. due its presenting
to
in the the form most the acceptable refreshing and and pleas¬ truly
ant to taste, lax¬
oeneficial properties of a perfect
ative dispelling ; effectually colds, headaches cleansing the and system, fevers
an It a permanently satisfaction curing constipation. millions and
has given to
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid¬
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak¬
ening them and it 13 perfectly free from
every Syrup objectionable of Figs is substance. sale by all drug¬
for
gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man¬
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. package, only, also whose the name is printed Syrup on of every Figs,
name, will
and being well informed, you not
accept any substitute :f offered.
One bottle for fifteen cents, | by mail.
Twelve bottles for one dollar,
R-I-P-A-N-S
Ripans Tabules are the most effective rec¬
ipe ever prescribed by a physician for any
disorder cf the stomach, liver cr bowels.
Ku;' of any ciruggut auyv. Iierr, or send price ta
TUE H1TAK5 CHEMICAL COMPANY, io Sn.uci Sr., New Yost.
S 3 XTOW IN comes the
season when
3 dainty and delicious
cake and pastry are
3 required. Royal
§ 3 Baking Pow=
der is indispensable
% in their preparation.
For finest food I can use
none but Royal.—A. Fortin,
Chef, IVbite House , for Pres¬
idents Cleveland and Arthur. 5
ROYAL BAKINS POWDER CO., 108 WALL ST., N. Y.
,
Hot to Blame.
Tenant—“See here! That house you
rented me is infested with rats. Every
night we are waked up by the racket.”
Agent—“That’s very strange. The
last tenant never said a word about
rats. ”
“Well, then, of course, you are not
to blame.”
“No. The people who lived there
before never complained of anything
except ghosts. ”
p , H x . *
-r, Pract ’ crJ Father-“Has , <tr that . . young
man wants to marr y
money?”
Romantic Miss—“Money! He gave
me a cluster diamond ring studded
with pearls.”
Practical Father—“Yes, I know.
Has he any money left ?”—New York
Weekly .
CURES OTHERS
M. W. Scott, Esq., of the U. 8. Marshall’s
consto^suffercr
from indigestion, sick headache, nervous pros
tration aud all other complaints that the fe
male sex is heir to, and, after trying many
■agmaremedies and doctors r
persuaded hcr to
try Dr. Pierce's Favorite
E|ppPll$WB |g%B §§pp d^ Jfl en She Medic^Diacovery.* was so out of heart,
that^lt^wouM*'bc^Hko
all the rest—of no good;
/? said i t she*wouldtry bottle each: it, 8 so
' and g 0 before one she had used
Mrs. Scott. half of a bottle she felt
that it was benefiting
her, and she has continued to improve ever
aince, and now thinks it the most wonderful
remedy on earth for her sex, and recommends
it to all suffering females, She has not been
so well in ten years
I write this without any solicitation and
with a free, good will, so that you may let all
who may suffer know wbat it has done for
her." Sold by medicine dealers everywhere.
WHY NOT YOU?
Good Posilioos! Good Salaries!
rjIHE Cyclopedia “ National of
American biogra
I phy,” Vol. II., page
130, ays:
•‘R. VV. Jennings,
the founder and
manager ot' Jen
-•g'sg ning-’Busi I Naahvi.l essCol
»ge, •, was
S®|as»s£b>rn 3. C.. March in Edgefield, 19,1838.
In 1855 h i became
Trion 1 ookkeeper Manuiactur- lor the
m&l Tr:oi,Ga. in r Compa In y Jan- at
. ^ * 1 uary, 1837, hvi he came
‘ to N i- le an i se
. bookkeeper ,, for . the whol , cured a posit on as
, sa house >>r Gud
& Co. In 1SG1 he e
ne Bank, ■ Nashville, boikk ent red the Pla ters*
a epi r. in 18C4 he
til ed an imp- tant po ition w th the great
ho of A. T. Stewart & Co., New York,
"'he e he was directed to overhaul and exam*
ine into he bo ksor that firm, innning back I
fur a period <f nineteen years, in 1SC5 he was
te 1 r ot the Fall - C »y To a co Bnk, Louis¬
ville, Kv., resigning thisi-i December of 'hat
y ar to ac ept a partnership in the i wo firms
of Kva s. '.a dner & Co., New York, and
Evans, Hte & Co., Nashvi Nashvi le. With rawing
f om these firms n 1872, h * was for the next
t«e.vo _ ___________
year' fen * r Nashville. J‘ ar nPr * n several wh’ile
ale ale , , hat hat firms firms „ iu Urns Mr. Jen
brought h ____ _
n ms 10 s w rk as a bu in ss cdu
cat r the valuable experience of thi ty years
in actual busine-s.”
Stu en s rom tvventv-fotir State* and Ter
rit r es and from E iviand and Mexico I ave
at end d iliis noted school. Ninety p' r cent,
o the eh 'e ecured go d positions, some of
them receiving very high sal r es. No vaca
tio , no < la s.es—enter at any lime. Write for
ire Pata <»• n •.
All pupils entering thi* school l efore Janu¬
ary P 9, 1894, w 11 get tuition in Bo kkeep ng.
nniansni ', etc., at 20 per cent, off of regu¬
lar catalogue rates.
littered. PIGS. PIC Jersey Guernsey
Hot stela Cattle. v and
Sheep. Fancy Thoroughbred
nod Home Dog*. Poultry. Catalogue. Bunting
»• W. SMITH/Cocl ■ «’!!!<.% Cheater Co.. Pe««ia.
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Best Syrup. tHEMl
tn Cough Tastes Good. Uso
tlma Sold by druggists.
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25 CTS,