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TO MY CIGAR.
Yes, social friend, I love the well,
In learned Doctor’s spite;
I love thy fragrant misty spell,
I love thy calm delight.
What if they tell, w ith phizefc long,
Our years are sooner past,
I would reply, with reasoning strong,
They’re sw octet while they last.
And oft, mild tube, to me thou art
A monitor, though still;
Thou speak’st lessons to my heart
Above the preacher's skill.
When in the evening— lonely hour—
Attended but by thee,
O’er history’s varied page I pore,
Man’s fate in thee 1 see.
Awhile like thee, the hero burns.
And smokes and fumes around;
And then like thee to ashes turns,
And mingles with the ground.
Thou'rt like the man of worth, who gives,
To goodness every day;
The fragrance of whose virtues lives,
When he has died away.
Oft when the snowy column grows
And breaks and falls away,
1 trace how mighty realms thus rose,
Then tumbled to decay.
Ft orn beggar’s frize to monarch’s robe
One common doom is passed ;
Sweet nature’s works—-the mighty globe,
Must all burnout at last.
And what is he that smokes thee now ?
A little moving heap,
That soon, like thee, to fate must bow,
Like thee in dust must sleep.
And when I see thy smoke roll high,
Thy ashes downward go,
’Tisthus methinks tny soul shall fly,
Thus leave my body low.
MORE, STRANGE AND WRIGIIT.
At a tavern one night,
Messrs. More, Strange and Wright,
Met to diink and good thoughts to exchange;
Says More, “of us three
The whole town will agree.
There is only one knave, and that's Strange
“Yes,” said Strange (rather sore,)
“I'm sure there is one More ,
A most terrible knave and a bite ;
Who cheated his mother,
His sister and brother;”
■“0 yes,” replied More, “that is Wright."
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From the Saturday Evening Post.
THE YOUNG PHRENOLOGIST.
BY JOHN NEAL.
The mysterious veil lias been lifted! There lie
the bligiited roses—there the bridal wreath—train
pled aud torn!
Afar and apart from all the rest of the world, the
play-fellows of her youth, the innocent, the child
ish and the happy—the happy they knew not why,
aud they care not wherefore, the childish who are
innocent, and the innocent who are childish—sat a
pale dark-eyed girl with disordered hair, anight
robe gathered up about her bosom, both elbows
on the lid of an open secretary, over which trailed
a magnificent shawl, and her slippered foot on a
wreath of white roses—bridal roses—with a faint
blush colored tinge at the core.
It was long after midnight; and the low harmo
nious wind -tole through tlte chamber, toying with
the snowy drapery of the large open window, as
with a veil it would lift, if it knew how, playing
with the shadows of a night taper before a superb
mirror and filling the whole earth with the sultry
breath of orange flowers, lavishing their golden
dust by star light upon the trembling air.
The stars faded; the warm passionate breathing
of the orange blossoms died away, and the tears
that gathered slowly underneath her white palms,
fell drop after drop, like the dew from overcharged
flowers, among a handful of scattered pearls, and
the fragments of two or three torn ostrich feathers
lying about over the floor, life a shower of min
gled hail stones and half melted snow flakes.
Not a murmur was to be heard from the pale
parted lips; not so much as a hurried breath.—
Grief and consternation were there; unspeakable
terror and blighted love; but no fierceness, no
flashing of the eyes, no trending of the mouth ;
nothing but resignation, piety, untold sorrow, and
the dead apathy of a broken hearted girl, w ho has
never been at plav, nor read a book to be ashamed
of, and who has therefore no language wherewith
to tel! her sorrows, whatever they may be.
She was a wife; ‘wooed an' married an ’aw,’ and
her husband was a Phrenologist! Ay, a Phrenol
ogist ! and she, poor thing, never knew a word of
it, till the secret broke suddenly from his lips,
while he was asleep, the very night alter her mar
riage No wonder she was half frightened to
death.
She had often read of such people at the north ;
she had even heard it whispered about a mouth be
fore, that a live Phrenologist had passed through
New Orleans one morning before the poop!;; were
up, on his way to the Columbia river, the South
Pole, or the Upper Missouri, she could not, for her
life remember which. And now, only to think of
it!—that Edward, her own dear, dear Edward,
whom she loved so passionately, so distractedly,
that he should be a Phrenologist; and nothing but
a Phrenologist after all! Obit was too much—
‘much too much.’
Her heart died away within her. on making the
discovery. She tried to drown her thoughts in
sleep; she tried to pray. But she could not; his
very breathing disturbed her. lie breathed like a
Phrenologi t! And so alter considering the mat
ter all over anew, weighing all the consequences,
and imagining all sorts of excuses tor one so
young, so handsome and so good matured—’hey
are so easily led a tray you know—she determined
to slip away the moment he began to breathe nat
urally, and write a letter to her mother; to have
one more look at her bridal paraphernalia, the ro
ses, ant! the jewels, and the ostrich feathers, aud
tic n to be governed by circumstances.
Having made up her mind, she held her breath,
till satisfied he was asleep, she then withdrew so
quietly as not to disturb him, thrust her little na
ked feet into a pair of stray slippers, ami stole oil
to another chamber, w here she had hardly seated
herself, and began at the very top of a page, “O,
my dear motliei!” —when her tears blinded her,
and she was obliged to stop. 1 hat beloved pa
rent! Oh, what a blow it would be to her! And
then, too, there was her father, her pour dear la
ther! it would be the death ot him! lo have
married a Phrenologist! to be the wife, the com
panion of a Phrenologist! Oh, it was dreadful to
think of it!
Why it was only a few months before, but the
other day as it were, that she had seen it in
a newspaper that Phrenology was Materialism!-
if so, she had married not only a Phrenologist
but a Materialist. Merciful Heaven ! tnat her own
dear Edward, the hope of her young heart, the
handsomest fellow in all New Orleans, and the best
dancer, should be a Materialist! Only to think
of it! But then, what was a Materialist? And
down she sat again to write a long letter to her hi
ther, instead ol her mother, beginning w ith, ‘Oh,
my poor father!”
At this moment, while reaching forward to uip
her pen for another,paragraph, her finger happen
ed to touch a small ivory knob, and aseciet drawer
flew open with a loud'report. Up she jumped !
and took one peep—just one peep and what do
you think she saw ? Why, as true as you are sit
.'tin-r in that chair, it was full of little children s
heads, with the faces of old men, about three
quarters of an inch long ! They were not exactly
babies’ heads—they appeared very much like plas
ter of Paris—and yet she had her misgivings—
poor soul! how could she help it? .
But her trials were not to end here. Having
read the history of Blue Beard in the original, and
Little Red Riding Hood iu a capital translation,
by a late President of the United States, w hereby
the dangers of unhallowed curiosity were painted
to the life, with a view to Sabbath schools, and a
new edition of Mother Goose, the unhappy wife
lost no time in trying to restore the drawer to its
original hiding place; but the more she tried the
further she appeared from her object—she push
ed and panted, and panted and pushed—but all to
no purpose. The. drawer would not rntTve ; there
she wus obliged to stand, with the five and forty lit
tie monsters all staring at her as if they enjoyed
her perplexity. Oh, what would become of her!
Another effort—another! aud he{ lit(le finger
FLORENCE, GA. SATURDAY, JULY 14, 1838.
touched another ivory knob, and another drawer
started open! to the sound of low music, with a
running accoinpainimeut ol' belts, puppy dogs and
popguns, enough to alarm the whole neighbor
hood, she thought, as she ran off to a far corner
of the chamber and stopped her ears, and stood
crouching and trenibliug till the beat of hery ung
heart grew audible, expecting every moment to
see t!:e door fly open, aud the bridegroom of twen
ty-four hours pursuiug her, in a liowered-t uhco
dressing-gown, with a night lamp in one band, and
a knife or a scull in the other. Poor thing! he
had not slept so soundly for a twelve-month be
fore.
At last the impertinent little hubbub died away;
and after unstopping her ears and looking well at
the door, she ventured to steal towards the desk a
tip-toe—determined to have one more peep if she
died for it. One peep ! —and a smothered scream!
—and down she dropped into a chair, literally
gasping for breath. Would you believe it! The
very first thing she saw v.ai a miniature of herself
with the hair wiq cd o , and the bare ivory scull,
w ritten all over with unutterably strange characters.
There was no bearing this. This beautiful hair
she had been so proud of and so celebrated for!
the very hair he had fondled so affectionately, not
a month before, interweaving white roses and pearls
and chains of gold, with every undulating mass,
with all the time—oh the wretch!- -could it be
possible!—maybe he was only looking at her head
as a Phrenologist, all the time he sat there by the
sofa pretending to play with her hair. It was only
tlie very night before their marriage, her little sis
ter, who had been left to take care of her, fast
asleep on the other end of the sofa, and she her
self pretending to be alseep, just to see what he
would do. O, flesh and blood couldn’t bear it!—
And so up she jumped, tearing away the pearls,
huge orient pearls, from a tiara of ostrich feathers,
that she had worn the night before, aud left upon
that very sofa, she scattered them both far and
wide over the floor;*and then happening to look
up and see the faded bridal wreath, now twenty
four hours old, which had been put aside so rev
erentially, by her dear Edward—wet as it was with
tears and warm w ith kisses—she tore it to the floor,
and trampled on it. And then, dropping into a
chair, and covering her face with her hands, tiie
poor girl began to weep as if her heart would break ;
though without rocking to and fro, as they do in
story books, or breathing hard, or stamping, or
dashing aw ay her tears with an imperial movement
of the head," or sopping her face with a pocket
handkerchief, as they do on the stage. No, there
was nothing of this', no pettish upgatlieriug of a
shawl about her, no tearing of her dishevelled hair;
but quictlv and with a feeling ot bitter self-re
pioacii. there she sat in the solitude of her bridal
chamber, litcially bleeding at the heait. Arid
what if her husband was a Materialist, or even a
Phrenologist, was that a reason for tearing her
bridal wreath, and trampling it under foot ? She
stopped with a feeling ot shame and sorrow to save
what there was left of it. Was that a reason for
scattering a bandeau of pearls, that were worth
five thousand dollars, every cent of it ? and for
spoiling four superb ostrich feathers ? And here
she stretched forth her hand to the magnificent
shawl that hung over a chair, half covering the
secrctarv aud trailing along tlie floor, the only
thing she had not dishonerod, with a determination
more wary for the future, Phrenologist or no Phre
nologist.
But as her hand approached the shawl, it slip
ped away, and before she recovered f'roiy her as
tonishment, the shadow of a man started up at her
elbow, and took the shape ot her husband 1 Ay,
and iu that abomiable llowered-calico-diessitig
gown, too, just as she had been thinking of him,
with anight lamp in one hand, and a she nev
er stopped to see what, in the other, as she flung
away from him, shaking her fingers, and crying
‘Don't touch me! You’re a Phrenologist; you
know you arc !’ No wonder! they blushed and
tingled as if she ha.l been playing with alighted
thunderbolt.
‘Whv, Nelly! what on earth is the matter with
you ! How long have you been here ?’
‘And how long have you been here ? I should
like to know that before I answer you, said she,
dropping into a chair all out ot breath, aud cover
ing her face with her hands.
Ever since tlie running down of that alarm
watch.’
‘Whatalarm watch, Edward?’
‘That;’ pointing to the open drawer.
‘That an alarm watch ? why it sounded to me
like a cannonade. You have no idea how it friglit
ened me; if 1 hadn’t known what it was, or rather
what had set it a-going, I should have thought
tlie world was coming to an end- or somebody
breaking into the house.’
‘Umph!’
‘Oh, but I have been so angry with you; you
don’t know.’
‘Umph!’
Umph! and is that all you have to say, when
you find me sitting here at this time of night, all
alone by myself, and sobbing as it my veij heart
would break?”
“Yes, dear, for the present, umph ! But an
swer me one question, will you ?
She bowed, without uncovering her face or
looking up and a beautiful shoulder glimmered
for a minute underneath a mass of wayward hair,
that she disengaged in recovering her position.
•You called me a Phrenologist, 1 believe.’
She bowed.
‘Materialist?’ .
‘Oh Lud! then you were here all the time !
‘AYankee, perhaps?’
‘A Yankee!—Heaven forbid!’
Well, then, there's my hand; I forgive you.
‘Why Ned!—what do you mean by that ? I
always had an idea that you were proud ol being
a Yaukee.’ , T i * j
‘And so lain. God knows that 1 am. And
that I have reason for it, my dear gul! tny beloved
wife! But you are of the South, and you have
all the passionate feelings, and let me add, all the
prejudices of the South against 5 ankees.
•But we have never considered you as a Yan-
kee, Edward—never entirely as a New Englan
der.’
‘And why not? 1 was horn there, and brought
up there, and 1 always have insisted, 1 do now in
sist, and 1 always shall insist oil being so consider
ed by every body, (fiend or foe.’
‘Then why should you care whether I called
you a Yankee or not, when I believed myself a
lone ?’
‘Because, dear, your southern prejudices are a
part of yourself; and so long as you did not call
me a Yankee, or a Down Easter, I know there
was nothing unforgivable, said or meant. Are we
friends now ?’—stooping to kiss her, and pointing
to the chamber door, with one hand, as he adjus
ted the stray mass of redundant hair with the
other.
‘Lord! whatafumblcr you are?’ disengaging
herself, jumping up and running oft' toward an
other door. On the way, she trod upon the pearls,
and stopped ; and her eyes filled with tears ? ‘Oh,
Edward! can you forgive me!’ she cried. ‘You
must have thought me possessed !’
‘Possessed ? umph.’
‘1 do wish you would leave off that nasty word ;
1 hate it.’
‘Any thing, dear, if you will give up that word
nasty.’
‘Will you though!’ jumping up and clapping
her hands; ‘will you! “sartin true, black and
blue;” there’s a dear little husband!’
‘Umph!’
‘Will you give up Materialism ?’
With all my heart.’
‘And Phrenology?’
‘And Phrenology ?’ Why, yes, if you say so,
after you know w hat Phrenology is.’
‘I know what it is now.’—humming the sir,
‘Too late for my peace.’ ‘And 1 don’t want to
know any thing more.’
‘And what is it ?’
‘What is what ?’
‘Why Phrenology, to he sure; what is Phreno
logy ?’
* Why, Phrenology is Materialism,’ lapping the
floor with her toe, and speaking with considerable
emphasis.
‘Umph. And what is Materialism !’
‘Why,’ folding her arms, and stooping so as to
hide her feet with her dress, for she caught the
wandering of liis eye, aud began to think seriously
of escape; ‘why, M iterialism is Phrenology, to
be sure; what else can it be?’
‘And who sajs so?’
‘The Christian Examiner.’
‘Whew!—nay. nay, my dear girl, one word be
fore we part, you to your chamber, 1 hope, aud 1
to where shall l betake myself?’
‘Where you please ?’
‘Hadn’t 1 better lie down hereon the sofa?’
‘O, certainly ! by all means!’ running off.
‘You’ll be wandering this way in your sleep,
may bi.’
‘Aot whil' you are here, I promise you.’
‘Nay,’nay; one word, 1 beseech you. Do you
see this paper ? 1 want you to read this, before
you decide against Phrenology.’
•I can’t read it; its ail Hebrew tome; what’s
the meaning ot all these figures? and all these
words of four-and-twenty syllables a piece ? I
should really be glad to know.’
‘lt is your Horoscope, my love.’
‘My—what!’
‘A Phrenological estimate of your character,
before marriage. Do you know, my dear, that
you are indebted to Phrenology for a husband ?’
‘Really !’ dropping a profound courtesy ; ‘and
you mean that 1 shall now be indebted to a hus
band for Phrenology, hey ?’
•Pretty much. Now let me read it to you; and
that you mav see whether 1 read it fairly or not,
suppose you look over me,’ drawing her to him.
‘Proceed—the stars are fading, the air blows
cooler, and I begin to feel sleepy.’
lie reads.
•Firmness —moderate.
‘Conscientiousness —full.
‘Approbativeness —large.’
‘Approbativeness indeed; I should like to know
what that means!’
‘You ought to know, my dear. It means love
of approbation. In women, or men who resem
ble women, it may become wlrat is called —may I
whisper it?—vanity.’
‘Umph! as you say, and that I have large ?’
‘Utnph!’
‘Proceed.’
‘Destructiveness—very large.’ glancing at the
torn ostrich feathers and scattered pearls.
‘Marvellousness —large; and ’
‘No, no; stop there, if you please; l don’t sec
how that can be ; 1 don’t believe in ghosts.’
•No, but you do in the Christian Examiner.’
‘Very true. Proceed.’
‘Self esteem —deficient.’
‘Deficient! why every body tells me I am the
vainest creature alive!’
‘That may be, nevertheless; nay, for that very
reason, with more self-esteem, or self-respect, you
would be lar less anxious about the opinion of
others.’
‘ldeally—full.’
‘Not full-ish, hey ?’
‘lnhabitiveness —moderate.’
‘Lord! how you do skip about! Vou vc been
all over my head three or four times! What is
the meaning of Inhabitiveness ?’
‘No wonder you ask ! Had it been large, my
love, yoy wouldn't be here now.’
‘Where should I be, pray ?’
‘ln your own room.’
‘Why Edward !’ jumping away, and trying to
escape ‘what are you laughing at ?’ t
•At a little mistake of yours, my dear, that s all.
But hear me through.’
‘Well! Proceed!
‘Comparison —fair.
‘Causality—full, quite full. Now,my dear, that
character was drawn for you before marriage. All
that I have seen of you, or heard of you, con
firms it in every particular; aud it is upon this 1
ground my liupc ’
‘What hope, Edward ?’
Vol. I.— N®. 16.
•The hope of your turning out a reasonable wo - *
man after all, and perhaps a Phrenologist.
‘Wretch! But what is meant by comparison ?’
‘Comparison, niv dear, is the distinguishing
power of superior minds. It is that quality which
detects difference, where the multitude see only
resemblances, and resemblances where they see
only differences.’
‘And that you say is large with me.’
‘No, my dear, not large, but lair.’
‘Well, if you are done with me now, I’ll go to
bed. But first, what is that great bump your
hand is on now ?’
‘Pliiloprogenitiveness, my dear.’
‘Philo-pro-Phi-lo—what?’
‘Philo-pro-gen-i-tive-ness.’
‘And what does all that mean?’
‘A love of children; the instinct of a stop ?
stop! don’t break your neck !of a of amo
ther, for her offspring.’
Oh! is that all ?’
‘To be sure it is.’
‘And how did you say it was with tne ?’
‘Large--very large!’
‘Well! of all the impudence I ever heard of!
Give me that paper!’
‘For what purpose?’
‘That you’ll see presently,’ trying to snatch it;
‘come, come, hand it here!’
‘No, my love ; not till I know what you want it
for. 1 wouldn’t have that paper destroyed for.’
flourishing it in the air, and speaking with decided
emphasis; ‘for ever so much !’
‘Wouldn’t you, indeed! Nor I neither, let me
tell you,’ imitating his flourish, and speaking with
a still more decided emphasis; ‘no! not for a
great deal more than ever-so-much! no, no* I
want it for another purpose entirely.’
‘And for what purpose, dear?’
‘To read of your character from it. So! you
begin to feel frightened, hey ?’
‘Not much; only a Icetle kind o’, as we say Down
East. There ! handing the paper, and stretching
himself at his whole length on the sofa. ‘And I
hope you begin to feel a Icetle kind o', too.’
‘Kind o’! kind o’ what ?’
‘And now that you may have a good opportunity
of seeing for yourself, and of satisfying yourself,
allow me to ’ offering his head for examina
tion.
‘No, no, if you please, not so. I don’t like that
way of studying Phrenology. Come now, be
quiet!’ beginning to read from tlie paper.
‘Audacity—unparalled! And here lies the
organ, you perceive,’ laying her hand on his mouth.
‘Pho ! you're very much mistaken if you think I
put it there to be kissed. Be quiet, I say.
‘Sell-complacency —very large—prodigious !
Be quiet, will ye!
‘Obstinacy—unspeakable !
‘Language—ditto! And here lies the orgaD,
according to all the best authorities,’ covering his
eyes with both her hands. ‘You know you never
could be persuaded to talk French, Dor any thing
else with your lips, worth bearing.
‘Ambition—frightful, inordinate, unsupporta
ble.
‘Captiousness—far, what you call full-ish, may
be ?
‘Modesty- -wanting.
•Yaukeeism—unequalled.
‘Piety—so, so.
‘Fibativeness—umph! as you say. And all the
rest of the develupements in proportion! There !
—there’s a character for you! That was your
horoscope as you call it, the first day I ever set
eyes on you ; and 1 must say,’ escaping to the
door, and stopping there, and looking over her
shoulder, and initnicing his manner, ‘I must say.
I’ve seen nothing, I’ve heard nothing, and I can
imagine nothing since, to alter my opinion—ha!
ha! ha!’
‘The baggage! Whew!—ew!—ew!.—what a
witch it is! But I must after her, anil have an
explanation with her, and put a stop to the tan
trums.’
A Black Joke. —Blackee passing along Fleet
Street, was astonished at hearing a voice call out.
—“How d’ye do’ massa Mungo, how d’ye do,
Snowball,” and on looking up, observed it proceed
from a parrot, in a splendid gilt cage, “Aha. mas
sa Parrot,” said Blackee, “you great man here ;
you live in gold house now , but me know you fader
v ery well, he live in de bush."
LARGE SNAKE.
Our readers may recollect that a few weeks ago
we gave an account of a large Rattle Snake, taken
on the farm of Col. Kirkland of Henry courity,
which we thought at the time a pretty large Sna/ce>
Story. But it appears we are out snaked by up
wards of two feet ! We knock under, ’pon honor
—hear the following from the last Tuscaloosa In
telligencer ;— lrwinton Herald
Perry County' May 17.
Mr. Bradford, Dear Sir: Ycstcrffay my over
seer, with the aid of several negroes, killed, I pre
sume, the largest Rattle Snake that has ever been
seen in Alabama. It measured 13 feet 5 inches
in length, and 3 feet 10 i inches in circumference
around its belly—which, however, was larger than
usual, for upon skinning it, we found it had swal
lowed a Fox entirely whole. It weighed 73 pounds,
I have the skin preparing to present to our Uni
versity Museum. _
THOS. BIRDSONG, Jr-
On Saturday last, a gentleman of this place
while bathing in the Bay on the opposite shore
from the Town, was attacked by a Shark, and
his foot severely bitten. Prompt aid was afford
ed, and the wound bandaged in a way to prevent
a serious loss of blood. In a very few minutes
after the accident, more than a dozen sharks were
seen swimming around, attracted no doubt by
the smell of the blood, and one exhibited such
ravenous ferocity as to sieze a stick, thrust at
him by one of the party, by which he was nearly
drawn out of the water. This is the first instance
we have known in this Bay, in which an attack
has been made by a shark on a living person. But
it should prove a lesson, and induce more caution
than has heretofore been used in Bathing.
St. Joseph