The Americus recorder tri-weekly. (Americus, Ga.) 1879-1884, December 20, 1881, Image 1

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IH$!**!*€t P*IM VOL .HI. TB.I; ^7'E3I3^IL.‘S’. A MERIC US, GEORGIA. TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 20- 1881. NO. 98. jUmUu:s|WcimUv, w. I,. <• i.!'ssm:i: OFriCK OX COTTON’ AVKXl'E. Sgiftoseriptioxi. Itatcc: Hiss late Kiiiglam Johnson, Wholesale Grocer, LT A T.T. Tui-Weekly One Vka:'., - -■?!.oo. Wkkiu.yO.nk Yeah, - - $2.0b. Sunday Issue One Yeah, - $1.5n. PRAFKSSIOXAL & BUSINESS (’AIMS W. II. K1MB110UH, ATTOHXEV AT I.AW, LEESlUTtCH, - - (iEOl'.fHA. Collections a Specialty. tiU ERR Y & SON, Amkiucuh, Geowiia. lip Minrn nvcp OiMnWrry .V LOWEST GASH PRICES A LARGE AN I * HANDSOME Selection of Millinery Goods THE LATEST STYLES! lixamhin Ilvjoix Ion I'ltrcliasr. Van Hiper HAS RETURNED! \V. W .HUJIT, £2 JESTS' V £‘T&> B T‘. AM intiufs, .OKOIUIIA. i His Photograph Gallery SOW O.IVKN ! HINTON & MATHEWS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW Will pra.'llci. in nil tin'. I-'IXEST I’lI Tl IIES, UTEKT STYI.l-tS and AI.I. SIZES. ,... Pi.ui.iy, in I,''. - I'.m.tut I '^MtomTl'.'.Siu .1 uly'lli'l., iHS1. AV. I>. SEARS. Siilisliiclioii (iiisirnuleetl PllICHS j\L< HiERATH OVKlt T. WIIEATI.DYM FTOHK, llll, W, -J. Silt IIS (V M. i Amorims, : Geovgria. kllavillf, r,.\. Pit)!'. VAN lill’ElL General Commission Merchant AND FRUIT DEALER. >• I! HO.II) Si.. .177..1.Y7M. CONSKINIIENTS SOLICITED. S.VITSEAII I'lON < I IkU!ANIKEI). Free to Everyhofly A I ionaIiIni i for the Asking! TIl’KSlfih'KTt'siANIl'^Ae'lni'lNO do. (OP !•> GENIUS HE WARDED, -OH.THK- nwi«jKK«H Minim 5SS?SHj5L ; s«T3S ertiplKil cover. No «-h iyn whatever In H.mle top LDE SINGER MASUFACTURING CO, Drs. Westbrook & Joiner, I’li.vsicians ami Surgeons, NOEHSONYILLE, Oilicosit Drug Stoic of W. M. Clark. Mnyls-ly T0NS0RIAL EMPORIUM! IIENPY AMILltsON E. i . CUTTS, ATT* )I!N KY AT I .ANY Am mmts CinoiiniA. « Will i,rn. M.i. Ill :i!l .till, e.illlti. IlirnuEl .’lit sililli J.™.ri. (•ir.-i.ll. Sj -III r..r y \V;.-liin" M." 'Ill|I1 ftl "ill Was!) (Inner, ((iiickii and Willi JjESS LA r.01! THAN I!IK Itoliliius Family Washer anti lllrarlirr Tie; Llim-Kllii ( lull. IH-truil Free rwi. “Dar am seberal kinds of people which wo doau' want in dis club," began the old man as the meeting called to order. "In de fust place, we doan’ want de man who links tii.-self so very good dal lie am al ius 'speetill' to feel de wings of an gels sproutin’ on his shoulders. \Ve should hurt his feelins in lieah, an’ lie wouldn't feel a hit at home. I like goodness, but ,|e worry, wor ry good man has skipped out so otteu wid ile hank's money or Ills nayImrs wile dat I should alius feel ohleeged to keep an eye on him. If j should leave a dollar on my ta ble an’Samuel Shin alone in de hall. I .should fuel sartin dat some how de money would work into his | oeket. Hat’s bekasc I know him. but de good limn would lay low an' stick up his unseat such trifles,an’ wait to strike de hall some night when I'd forgot to lock de safe doali. "Ill .le second place we doan keel- fur men who can't hear de sound ofn liddle or sue the jack of spades will.nil leelin’dat Ratal) am gallopin' ober de airtli like a ruiia- wav boss. A man commits no mo’ sin in dancin'dan lie does in walk in',.an’as fur keerds, de evil lulls' lie hidden behind de picture. Me J all’ll.: ole woman her been playin' ! euchre lor nigh onto forty-six y'nrs j now, an’ we liov nevel fell dat we had to ask liugiveness. I cat ap ples and order her up, an’ she sings one of our old slave songs and shows me both bowers an’ de joker, an' I laf and she luts,uu’ I take lay deal. ‘•in de third place, we doan'want de man who feels dat he can't squeeze into heaven if he goes to de opera, pays his way into a cir cus or happens to have a seat in de street ear ’lougsidc of a man whose boss kin make 2:i2l) widout a skip, i believe do majority of ns pay mil- debts,love our wives, bless our chil dren, 1 eep de Sabbath, an’ live so ber lives, an’ lie who ’speots much fin der of any man alii too sanguine I'or-ais. ••Let no man scoff at religion. Only de fool am an atheist. Dar’ am a (Jod an' a heaven all’ a bless ed eternity fur de good. Remem ber, however, dat all do goodness am a way down in de heart. De lips may preach or pray an’ de heart lie vile. De body may m-ber he seen in church, hut de heart call he pure and good. A m-iii can sit in church an’ plan a murder, or lie may go to a boss race and reap no sin. Let yer own hearts, instead of de voices ot people, warn ye, fur de right am agin de wrong.” The Man At The Jnurtloii. Six railway passengers were put oft'at a Junction to wait for a cross line train. The little depot was the only building in sight, and the man in charge of it was not a tele graph operator. He- simply kept the station-house and flagged the trains, and lie was no more responsi ble for tliu runningoft rains than the Tycoon of Japan. Every one of tlio six realized this, and yet it wasn't over two minutes before one of l.ln* passengers appr-vichel him and asked: ‘‘Is that train on time?” "I guess so." “You guess so! Don't you know?" “No sir.” “You don't, eh? Then how do you know it isn’t an hour late?” “1 don’t." “Don't, eh? Well, if that I rain’s late, you'll Here lie was elbowed away by the old woman who made up the six, wlio wanted to know: “Will I git home to-day?” The ltd urn of Cincinnati's El oral "The train stops here, does it?” “ Yes’in.” • Long enough for me to git on?” "Oh, yes.” “Well, nielihe it does, hut if it don't you’ll hear from us!" She’ gave place to a man who had looked at his watch three times in six minutes, and who sternly asked: “Did I understand that we were to wait here two hours'?" "Yes, sir." “Is it two hours before that train ino is I he Sim moss L |V f:r hamm, *$z:; II Is Shelf Operating-lie- j^con-te Fear. <|iiiriiig So Rubbing. | -also, the Kieffer Fear, Jc!l"W O il *. i::11'<I vo.l; ■" Wa »i'n* Xu ii ore ruLI inir lull **f _ j -iiins if ; Olio yenr oM, and tin; now fr;iif. iwki.'r.'wMci.! vt"'«?. I jap ait pehsimmoh, Hu* iiijiirlnim nIL'iT 01 '‘""‘"SSrK.EfiM. i iii.a; au.i if y-ii wi , sill, •111 it , .riTiirv^rtna';;? ssr. 1 \ j,," ::■•! (I, die J. nr i 1.1- Terms Cusli ivitii Order. ■ -t.si-l ll.n -t nil Of four ' I' .' i,Yclunv IVv.r. I I-.I'I il Hi. llr*l vim- i on, Inn slutlr.tr lln . .t l.-.t 11" I iims! :';: , ! , ;ivi,!.."i:.V'' , ,"!‘"' “^."'1ir. ;'• ".""1 - n' k me how l .. .I: ! mid Hie... U •t'ii'i %«>•" 1.1 '-l..(..f-r ill ii'll'l'f ‘“O' April ai-ly 3DR. W. T. PARK, E(|l.Tir- Oppa-ll Klmlull IT'in - IV-enr sir.■.•1,1 ATLANTA. OA. J). G. AVERA. SMITIIVILLE. - - - * i Eo 11111V : Groceries, Groceries, Groceries. The Testimony up Tuni s ..Mis (Villi HAVE I SKI) mini’s ni!ik\ uvi:n meih- ays: .Snmll are the farms for the times, under the new order of lliings in the South. They pay better in money. They alford’a safer cement in nil social organism. They make more grain. They feed more people. Let us try them hern us they have been tried in the North, and thrift will soon follow in the steps of the new departin'.'.” lint I lie men who own railroad stocks don't want the small larm system adopted, bill insist ou tlie "old plantation policy." This is the plan tin'll gives railroads work both ways—bringing everything eonstiiu ii to the farm, anil hauling olf everything made on the farm, thus reaping 'lie toll right and left, if Southern agriculturalists desire to he hewers of wood and drawers of water for the great factories mid railway corporations of llu: coun try, the adoption of the “big plan tation system" is the way to lie gratified!— Cnln minis 77m es. ‘Yes, sir.” “Two hours?” •Yes!” “Whereabouts on the train now?” “1 don’t know." “Why don't you telegraph?” “We have no instrument lieic." “Haven't, eld That's a pretty state of atl'airs! Two long hours, and perhaps four! Now, then, if—” Here lie was called away by the Mowing of a saw mill whistle, and the most penceful-lookiug man in the lot edged up and implirod: "Train on time?” “ Yes, sir.” “Does il cross here?” “Yes, sir.” “Always stop?” “Always.” “Say, if I should get left here to night'it would cost somebody a good round sum.” In the course of the next ten minutes the other two men ap proached and indulged in about t he same style of conversation, and alter an interval of ten minutes lie was asked what time it was, why lie was not all operator, why the trains didn’t make close con nections, and why on earth was il that lie didn't have an eating house house in connection with the sta tion. He had a civil answer for every question, and his patience never wavered until just four minutes be- fore train time. Then the old wom an said to him for the twentieth time: -I In y train'?” •I hope mil,” lie quietly replied, “if you do I .shall take to the woods!” And at that the six passengers gathered on the end of the platform, went into convention, and it was “Unsolved, That the arrogance and impudence ol the public ser vants must he mi. I is hereby stern ly relinked." Cincinnati, December 15.—To day tlie floral ship presented by the business men of this city to the managers of the Atlanta Exposi tion was received in charge of a party of ladies and gentlemen of Atlanta, not as a floral ship, hut freighted with Southern products. A formal reception was held. The Chamber of Commerce was beauti fully decorated with flags, and the go id ship, represented as floating in a sea ol-Spanish moss, was plac ed in front of the speaker's stand. Its sheathing was of cotton, and it was profusely burdened with all manner of Southern products. The body of the hall was lilted with la dies and gentlemen. The Atlanta deputation was es- eorted into the hall by a hand play ing “Dixie" amid applause, which was rencwcdjwlien the hand play ed nliail Columbia." Speeches were made by Mayor Means, Wil liam Harvey, president of the Chamber of Commerce, and S. E. Covington, president of the Ilorad ol Trade Transportation, welcom ing Hie Atlanta visitors. Major Cummings, of Atlanta, introduced Sainiil W. Small, Atlanta, who rcspmised gracefully. In the course of Ills speech lie said lie belonged lo the new South, which lias learn ed to labor and which found great- er glory in the dust of the soil on the face than in military insignia on t!.e breast. He (IcelVrcd that if the South hereafter was spoken of as a section, it would lie because it contributed more than any oth er in advancing the material inter est of I lie nation. Ex-Oovemor Noyes replied, pav ing a compliment to the bravery ol the Confederate troops, and say ing that among the llrst to fratci- nize alter the war were the men who had fought the hardest, while the last were those who were in- vincilile in peace, hut invisible in Miss Itaeliel Cummings, of At lanta, then ill a graceful speech presented a number of liandker- souveiiirs of the occasion. To-night the party will attend a concert at Music Hall, ami to-mor row they will start homeward by way of Frankfort, Ivy., to escort the Legislature of Kentucky to At lanta. yum Vposc i'll miss the A linin' IVmnaii to he UcwnnleU. M rs. Smithson, of Michigan, is lo lie presen.ed with $500 1)3' United States Marshal Ik Ik Wilcox,whom she assisted in overcoming a noted train robber who had slipped his liamleiilfs by a tooth pick and lie- can belaboring the Marshall over the head with them. He had knock ed the Marshall down and dis possessed him of Ids revolver, nml undoubtedly would have killed him, hut for Ihc timely assistance given 11v Mrs. Smithson, who rush- ed Upon White, the robber and cltillhcd him by the neck, thus en abling Hie Marlmll to get the bet ter ol the prisoner until liis assist ant guard came to iiis aid from the smoking ear. While the melee was going on fourteen men and live i passengers t es hurriedly left for anther ear, Mrs. Smithson alone lending her aid and valuable assistance to the i,Ulcer. Marshal Wilcox alter lodg ing |,is prisoner in jail pursued his jnuiiieyjlo New York in search of Mrs. Smithson with a present of Hosiery, Notions, Thirty year* in Mtweseful im*nt «*i ■» ’..u.: Ki. ii.ii..i. N Sv|*hi! - ht fill in Millinery, (York* tv, lliinlwaiv, I'!"" ' Slocks. CANNED CHOI'S. twr V.-.Ii.m; :i Ivitv. M**l «*»”• • v pr !• It, 'nV-*pt Flour, Flour, 1). (!. A VERA. Dr. J. IE Shuiiiniis' I'iiniiiiiiilivr i‘ii(E\i\ FROti ilKil ASHES. For th • '•hi** of ry. ; •i. . t i M ►rl.in. • •■olrr* I:u iimi.t, • *»'**! 1 !»•• St i,in ‘ii ;t «! Hovr!-. •’ =* " 1 k, ‘ '' i»- v - it.- -..a. * «•■»■*= 11 * W *|, w -.tisfa t ..ti tn :l I >rl » il" »<• » r ‘" *■* 11 KITS USD situs: t vim ia* |»11*1 I V. is Uiul il is iJn‘ l»sl /,()*( /■ M"l- irhii; mill‘ in il.vc. [I l,.ts liueoiiic :i liollscluiM remedy in in my liunilios in lln* cilv, win’l'l• il is It ‘'I /.‘innvn. Il i> (viilnil, pliaisunt in l i/'c, min Ii ■•‘i 'dm! cliildrcll Like il cjiccrliilly, nlt'T'u.ii'ds In (jinni- li ciiling h>r it l”V liic I'clicl' nl tln-ir liltli* stiinmclis. [i is purely vi gotalile. and Imroii '-s in is net ion. l'iq- sqlr* !iV :d 1 dllt“:rists. :m..I y. Tile Oiin'in of I he iiinjo dates I,-n.lt to the lime of the I’liaraoiis, .me ol the iiislriiiuelils having heen I’,,and in l lie lonili of a royal fane ilv by a relic miter in Egypt. H is described a( living ol the exact l'l,rill of tin se played l.y our negro minstrels. We didn't suppose the banjo was s,, ancient. If the relic h,iiitei had I'mind the identical s|iot the same j-.kes used 1*3' um negro minsfr.ls we should not have been • m-pii-ed. The r. /eg.-./J. s.-.Vs: M ( .|iuuts have sold over one liuiidrcd tlioiisami liusheis of seel oats sliip- pi-.| from Texas and oilier Stales. Tlie planting is all right, hut |"n- chase of seed is all wrong, wlicii the "agricultural iuireaii reports show that Thomas county lias yield ed tlie largest average acre of anv eomt! v in the I idled Stales. Planters of (ieuigisi. sow n:tt‘. Imt raise vonr own seed. — T!,e ehim has a larger moiitli, in proportion to its size, than a human I,l ing, ye! a rlaiii never talks aliout it s neighbor. Atlanta is always in advance oil the sensational line. An English man l.y the name of Dmad died re- centlv, apparently intestate. 'I he |‘l,..l■^||| l <••ll says that a will lias more recently- turned up. There is now a contest going on before Judge Calhoun, the ordinary of Fiiium county. “The.will has the name of Jot. . IL ,-d signed to it, with J. I>. Is .(,•■'. Ml'- Thigpen and William lira., as witness. Pro fessor Ik F. Moo e. hi expert in penmanship, has alreadv sworn to the signatures of John It road and William (ira.v, who i- dead,a* well as Mr. itroad, to he, in his opin ion, forgeries. Mr. Scarrelt and Mr. Thigpen have sworn they saw Mr. Itroad sign tin* v.-iii, and that they nllixcd their signatures a- witnesses at the lime. Tlie con testing heirs deelarc the whole thing a brazen forgery, and that they are in possession of cvidi iu-e, As 2,0110 of the leading editors of the country have been invited to vi-it the Exposition on Editors' Dav, the 20lh, mid as it is to lie presumed that the last mother's son of them accepted tint invitation, it is more than likely that the American I’nion for one day at least, will lie iert without any di rect editorial supervision and con n-,,1. Ho lie it. One day of the Exposition is worth forty days of editorial work.— ••Papa,” remarked the infant terrible, who was mounted on the hack of the old gentleman’s chair engaged in making crayon sketch- cs on'his bald head, “it wouldn t do for yon to fall asleep in the desert, would it?' r “Why not my ,holing?” "O'i, tlie ostriches might „it do ati mi your head and hatch it „liicli will he produced hcfori ordimirv, showing that the will was drawn iqi and sig I long alter itroad death. \ n-portci' of a California free light savs: “Col. Daggers was shot once in the ieit side, once in the i ,gIII. shoulder, and once in the drinking saloon adja. cut." The girl wlio was locked in her lover's arms for three long hours, explains that it wasn’t her fault. ; She claims lie forgot the combin ation.