Americus daily recorder. (Americus, Ga.) 1884-1891, December 20, 1890, Image 6

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Newspaper Page Texta , linmdtli and other illm Arndt'iny of S Jl may be not «i: IV harmless.but t und given the A WONDERFUL BABY. “Say ‘papa,* darling," the mother cooed; It opened its big eyes blue. With wondering: look the visitor viewed. And crowed and said “Goo-goo.” “Say ‘momma,' darling,” the mother said; "Say ‘mamma,’ aweetone, do.*' It tugged At the hair of its curly bead And laughed and aakJ “Goo-goo.” At Midnight. Stay Into—My favorite flower, Miss Any, f3 the night blooming census. Miss Amy—Indeed, Mr. S toy late! I thought it won Id probably be the morning glory.—West Shore. h Presents! GERMETUERI ► NATURE'S REMEDY preparation, the |p (JuflTry, I>e- & Koch, Miquel T hose la- p held by the French l that “diseasegerms " (1 until nearly L ivlfled by degrees P Indent character." ^ ROYAL GERMETUER— ji infallible cure for numerous diseases, || , Indigestion, heart troubles, Headache, Liver, Itiadder, and b Kidney diseases. Chilli and Fever. Ca- [ tarrh, Paralysis, Asthma, Bronchitis, p eased condition of the blood. It builds up J from the f.ist dose, the patient quickly k " feeling Its Invigorating and health-giving P influence. It Increases the appetite, aida p digestion, clears the complexion, purlfle. the blood, regulates the liver, kidneys, p , and speedily hriugs bloom to the i cheek,strength to the body and Joy to the * heart. For weak and debilitated femalea L Is without a rival or a peer. F If you are suffering with disease, and p fall of a cure, send stump for printed mat- £ ter, certificates, etc. It is a boon to the p suffering and the wonder of the century. , For sale by King's Boyal Germetuer p Company, Atlanta, Ga., and by druggists, l Price fl.SOper concentrated bottle, which r makes one gallon of medicine as per di- rections accompanying each bottle. Can “Now say ‘good-by,’ ’* and the mother smiled With a joy that was plraannt to view; “Now say ‘good-by,’ ’’ and the winsome child Responded and said “Ooo-goo.” If YOU WISH Then the mother embraced the Utile d-*o: And kissed it again and again, As ahe gurgliugly said. “Did you ever her A baby that talked so plain?” —Cape Cod It**i * clock*, th.-.n go Great Truths. How to get some large bills tor a -mi •no—go to law. Being conceited is the only satisfacti' some men find in life. The trouble about room mates i, ih each mate wishes to l* captain. Families are a good deal HI Too much regulation may nu'ke wrong all the time. “The oyster attains to the age of twelve years.” This alludes to the oyster that at tends festivals, no doubt. It is useless for people to lead a cat and dog life. Poor old Towscr ought to realize that Tabby has nine chances to his one. Wo have no words except praise for the dead. This is natural, as we usually ex haust our whole stock of blame on them while alive.—Puck. “The Tale of Tobacco,” just published by an English firm, is probably issued in volumes of smoke.—Light. When a man contracts debts his troubh expand.—Somerville Journal. People who love themselves will marry for money.--Washington Stur. Willing to Help. Mrs. I Jszfc (soliciting subscriptions)— Can’t I rely on getting your name for five dollars to send n missionary to the heathen? Mr. Scadtl*—Nope; but if your parson will admit ’em to his church, I’ll go down town to the slums and spend five dollars car fare in sending a hundred hoatben to the missionary!—Puck. than some houses who WATCHES. • Knew Hooks. New Comer—I me that the coming cam paign will l>e an active one. Who is yonr choice for the state legislature? Kansan—Mr. Hooks! He wonld make the best legislator of any man in the county. Now Comer—Hooks? I’ve heard a great deal about him. You aro the first person I have heard say a word in his favor. How dees this happen? Kansan—Well, you see, I’m I looks.— Munsey's Weekly. 1 Advertise Anything Anywhere Any time Jec. P. Rowell & No. 10 Spruce Street NEW YORK. < ABBOTT S's. COR Ns ^5 IfldSPEeoit'-'Y BUNION 5 PAIN. • W- .s~ .-.S Patrick’s Bargain. Lady (suddenly returned from Europe)— Patrick, what does this mean? I left yon In charge of our residence while abroad, and I find the front yard filled with clothes linos, and every lino full of clothes. Our boaatiful place looks like a Chinese laun dry-. Yon promised me that year wife would not take in washing. Patrick—We haven’t taken iu any walk in’, mnm. We’ve only been takin’ in bangin’ out clothes.—New York Weekly. An Affair or Honor. “You are a rude, unlettered boor, air.” “Sir, you shall answer for this insult.” “What weapons will you chooso?” “Anything you please, air.” “Name the place, the day and the hour.” “To-morrow at 3 o’clock, at the north end of the high bridge.” “I shall bo the"e; but 11 any accident should detain me, you may begin first.”— Judge. TO WEAK MEN sUm (sealed) eo • cars, FREE* 3fk| shouldbe road by erarjr is sod dsbWUUd. Address, Pro6 F.cvFOWLEDUootrsCona* tarticalan splendid r 47-Ask fa* catalogue TERRY M'PQ CO.. N mhvi LLE. TEND •y&UTSUS I DtOCItt* it Ud fW| . sK?z3ssr UB '’ A. J.BIOSKB, Jt.D. IF YOU HAVE mm OR FILES, DAciir. dc jin Aorr. cos. ■WEU, MUCK STOMACH aad iixoiirj.urMdtjMMi m* WUMJHiUTiM.HItUA Mrs. Googan—Phwat, la it a flt ye bare, or aro yez tryin’ to snaze? Mr. Googon—It’a nayther; Oi’m tryin’ to rads the paper wid ms aye tatbe.—Light. The Vat a. ef needing. Parrott—That man over there rolls bia R’a like a Burgundy Frenchman. Wiggins—Wereyou ever in Franco? Parrott—No, Wiggina—Can you apeak French? Parrott—No. Wiggins—Could you pick out Burgundy entire map? Parrott—Why—no! Wlggina— — — ? ? Parrott—Oh, I Just picked the pbraee eat eta book!—Life. Wc- buy WatchcH in very much Ittrgeriiu.ntllli- tiou, anil at much lower price,, we can therefore olf.’ select from, ami will nil them closer than others cut DIAMONDS. have to pay for tuem and make our profit. We buy all the above in lnr«e quantities, obtain special prlceB, and will sell lower an vone. Don’t fall to nail upon ns. (store open day and night. Goods we sell en- The Fifteenth Teacher In One Term— HoiU»lav Me Dunk, go to the foot! McDunk, Sr.—Stay whar ye be, Holly. I heered yer, an’ if you say Rushy's an ialau*. islan’ she is!—Once a Week. The Honeymoon’s Last Quarter. Young Wife (saying an affectionate good-by to her husband)—Now, darling, you can't enjoy a moment while you are gone, can you, dearest? George (off for a few days’ yachting)— Well, m’denr, I can’t tell a lie. Young Wife—Oh, darling, please do. Harper’s Bazar. The Extremities. Mother (angrily, reaching for her slipper and her darling boy)—Come bore, yon naughty, disobedient” Darling Hoy (firmly crossing his bonds behind himself)—Now, mamma, there’s no use of your proceeding to extremities in this matter.—Washington Star. Peace Ws» Ileetored. Mr. Tangle—Maria, I’m going to make it warm for yon. Mrs. Tangle—You are a perfect brute, •hall go right back to mother’s Mr. Tangle—Now, don’t be too hasty, my dear. ~ I’m going to bay you a sealskin •aeqae.—Light. An Economy. “I hear the Bradleys are going sonth this winter. I thought they’d lost all their money?” “They have. That’s the reason they are going. They can wear their rammer clothes all winter, you know.”—New York Son. s Apparently She Was Mistaken. Maiden (who has been reading of the French way of conducting matrimonial Alliances)—Mamma, yon know papa quite well before yon married him, didn’t you? Mamma (sadly)—I thought I did —life. Students of She—Aren’t the stars close in the milky way? He—Yes. It must be a-sort-of condensed milky way.—Munsey’s Weekly. BOUCICAULT’S WIT. Sparkling Gems of Pnreat flumor from the Irish Dramatist’s Plays. The following are a few "Selections at random taken by The Philadelphia Press from the wit and wisdom so plentifully distributed among the plays of the late Dion Boncicault; From “The Colleen Dawn.” Kyrle—They’ll drown him. Myles—Niver fear! He wasn’t born to In drowned. He won’t sink; he’ll rise ont of the world and divil a foot nearer to heaven he’ll get than the top of the gal lows. Myles—Take tho Colleen Bawn wid all my heart. I am like the boy who bad a >enny to put in the poor box—I’d rather teep it for myself. It’s a shamrock itself ye have got, sir, and like that flower she’ll come up every year fresh and green foreninst ye. When y© eeaso to love her may dyin’ be come ye, and when you do die lave your money to the poor, your widdy to me, and we’ll both forgive yel Anything Is OMlft. Parlor Entertainer—l shall Intestines s number of jokes Into my Hostess—I don’t think that advisable. Mj husband is a practical man, and I draft fit Wt appreciate them. Parlor Entertainer—Wail, haw do m think afosr practical JekaswewMeate ham? -New York Herald. No « Mr. Sutor—I’ve come to oak yea for year langhtcr’a bond, air. Old Mr. ~ Mr. Snter—No, Mr, aha seja »he won’t marry me. Bat I want yon to exart yonr paternal authority, and make her.—Pack. A Patient Man. “No, Mr. Trotter," aha raid firmly, “I re peat it a thousand times—nol*’ “Well, keep on," be remarked, pleaaant- ly. “that*, only twice, and by the thne yon reach the dx hundredth you'll be glad to vary it with a ‘yea.’ Will you kindly be- r’a W ’ gin?”—Munoey’a Weekly. A Bud. Awaken Inc. “Where did yon gat that hat?” “Don’t yon criticise that hat,” retorted Daddy; “I got It In London. It war mad* for the Prince of Wale*.” “Did it ever occur to you that tho only way you got it waa because the prise, didn’t like It!*’ ‘Baw Jore!” cried Buddy. “I Derail thought of that.”—Munary’. Weekly. B Father (looking over the paper)—Mara had new»i ALUhartssnk’x'vm trogpoad hae been discovered in central i-frlea. Mother—What ia that to nar Father-What ia that to u»? It mama that every one of onr right children will ten to have a new and review! adttiaatct High price', geography.—Krw York XTs*- Father Tom—Let na go inside, Uyler I’ve u word to say t’ ye. Myies— I've lost the koy. Father Tom—Sore it’a etickin’ i aside. My Ice—I always lock the dura inside and lave it tic-rc when I go out for fear of ’It. Frea. “Leaden Am Mu—I’m a plain man, and alwaya apeak my mind. What'a in a face or fig- mro? Don a Grecian nose entail a good temper? Docs a waspish wfist indicate a good bean? Or do oily, perfumed looks neeeaaarily thatch a well furnished hrain? glrJEL—It’a an undeniable tact, plain people always prates the beanttee of tha Max—I thought that the find Lady Courtly surfeited you with beauty. Sir H.—No, aha lived fourteen months with me. and then eloped with an Intimate friend. Etiquette compelled me to chal lenge the eedueer, ee I received satisfaction —and a ballet in my (boulder at the same time However, I had the satisfaction ol knowing that ho waa the handsomest ■nan of the ago. She did not insult me by running away with a damned 111 looking scoundrel! Max—That certainly was flattering. Sir H.—I felt so ac I pocketed the £10,- 000 damages. Max—That must have been a great balm to your son honor. Sir H.—It was. Max; my honor would have died without it, for in that year tha wrong home won the Derby by tome mis take. It wo one of the luckiest chances— a thing that does not happen twice in a man's Ufa—the opportunity of getting rid of hie wife and hie debts at the same time. P.R. STANFIELD- *. P KACTICAL HHOKMAKKRand repate- er, Americus. On. Kepidriug o.peelalty S* H* HOLSEY* *•- TJOOT AND SHOE MAKER. Retiring Jj a specialty. Shop up slain* over Arthur Kylunaer’Mi ‘ L4WYBRS. E- A-HAWKINS., L TTORNEV AT law. Office upstairs on Orauberry corner. SIMMONS & KIMBROUGH. A ttorne\h at law. offlceuputair. In Barlow Block. BUTT & LUMPKIN. A ttorney's at law, Americu., at r - ' — . Office In Barlow Block, up .tain. BARLOW BLOCK ASIERICCS, GA L. J. BLALOCK. A ttorney atl.'.w. office in conr House. R^BT. L- MAYNARD. A TTORNEY nnd Counsellnr at Law, Americus, On. Promptand careful at- New Firm. New Goods. New Quarters TULLIS & McLENDOM DEALERS IN STOVES AND Best Qualities of Paints, Oils and Builders’ Material Agents for the Celebrated HARVEST STOVES and GRATES. Agents for the Celebrated Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine, Buggies and.’Wagons I WAGON AND BUGGY MATERIALS- ADDLERY ANDIHARNESS- CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE, AND A SPECIALILINE OF CUTLERY, WOOD AND W1LLOWWARE, ETC We specially invite the trading public to call and examine our goods and prices. We beep the best, as well as the cheapest goods in this market, and will give our customers the value of their money. Tullis’ Old Stand, 433 and 435 Cotton Ave., AMERICUS, G-A. Savannah, Americus & Montgomery Railway Time Card in ffect October 11, l£SO. -K1AD lDOWW.— Western Division. STATIONS. ‘No. 1 . I Leave Louvale.. Arrive)... | ifl 06 pm ..Lumpkin i Is 2_ ..Richland 5 oi ...Prenton | I {4 35 Eastern Division, 0 47 9 15 9 30 p m 10 45 >0 59 11 10 12 19 12 26 12 87 12 50 1 17 1 88 1 46 f 2 01 2 13 2 CO 800 3 15 pm .Americus ,Arriv ..Hontlneton, DeSoto, Cobb*R ....Johnson, Coney ... J Cordele, Pen la, ...Williford, ..Seville, Pitts, Rochelle,. ..Wlshart Abbeville,.... ....Coptflur.d,..... Rhine ..Horton Milan, Oswald Helena Erick Alamo Verbena, . ...Glcuwood, ..Mount Vernon Vldala Arrive Lyonlu Leave stairs. sepl9-d<fcw3m* DuPoitT GUXRKr. Macon, Oa, GUERRY Sc SON; L AWYERS. Americus, Go. Office in Peo» pie’s National Rank Building. Lamar street. Will practice in Sumter Superior and County Courts, and In the Supreme Court. Our Junior will r-gulerly attend tbe sessions of the Superior Court. The firm will take special cases In any Superior Court on Southwestern Railroad. E. F. Hinton. E. H. Cuttb. HINTON &CUTTS. A TTORNEYS at LAW. Practice In the Slate and Federal Courts. Office over Hart Building, on Forsyth street, mar 1 ly WALTER K. WHEATLEY, ^TTORNEY AT LAW. Office 405 . Jackson street, up-stalrs. Ju’.yl6-ly. ANSLEY & ANSLEY* A TTORNEYS AT LAW, Americus. Oa* Will practice In tbe counties of Sum ter, Schley, Macon, Dooly, Webster, Stew art, in the Supreme Court, and the United States Court. :T;*L, HOLTON, tlce in all the counties of the State. Prompt Prompt attention given to all collections entrusted tomyc ~ W. P. WALLACE. National nractlct Bank. J* A. HIXON. 1 TTORNEY AT LAW, Americus, Ga. Office In Bagley building, opposite Court House. Prompt attention given to * Jun5-U. all business. DENTISTS. DR. W. P. BURT, D ENTIST. Dental parlors over Gran- berry’s store. DR. J. J- WORSHAM. D ENTIST. Dental parlors over National Bank. di *— PHYSICIAN AND UBGEON8. J. M. R. WESTBROOK. M. D. P HYSICI AN AND SURGEON. Office residence, next house to C. A. Hunting ton, Church street. * Dally. f Flag stations. or any information ae to rates, ete., call on your agent, or address W. N. MARSHALL. C. 8. ADAMS, E. S. GOODMAN, Superintendent. Train Dispatcher. Gen. Pas. Agent. CENTRAL R AILROAD OF GEORGIA Soutnwostem Division. Correct Schedule, No, 18, in Effect August 24,1898, SAVANNAH & WESTERN DIVISION Sehedule No. 17, taking effect August 24, 1890. No. 6, Between Savannah and Birmingham No. 8, Dally, 10 80 am 205pm Leave.. Dally.| .Arrive 5 40pm , 210 | Americus, 8 85 am Buena Vista, 706 AJflvc Columbus, Leave 5 45 ▼la Americas, Savannah... .Lyons.. Shall the K. A. M. or the Central get the f reight on Courtly—Dazzle, Dazzle, will you ezcaM an Impertinent qacstlon, but who tbe deuce are you? Dazzle—Certainly. I have not the rs- All-How, air? Daz?d*—Simple question at you may think it, it would pozda half the world to answer. On. thing I can vouch. Natan =-). mo a gntleman—that is, I live on th» bate that can ia> yixsx* awenadlt. I never .pend my own money whan 11 oblige a friend. Ihn always thick on tit. winning bone. Pu an epUamto on tha trade of tailor. For nriW particular* ram S* A UwWmi Wi 1 G.T. MILLER, M- D. pHYSICIAN AND BUkOEON. Office et Davenport’. Drug store, and realdane.. rncr Church and Prince atrccu. 8. B. HAWKINS, 8r„ Telephone 39. C. A. BROOKS' Telephone 72 Hawk'ns & Brooks, PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS Amerlous, Georgia coatee In iceond «tory In old Grenberv K S r !lf r '. c ? , '“ telephone, or left et K rolgK dr “* “ l0rB ’ P rom P tl r»«enUot W, L. Bullard G108 5th Avdnue, Columbus, Ga JStissJsrss'* sasuijaR rad P v‘. 1 n^!‘ nta ' e * ,n liow SCHEDULE AMEBICDS STREET HAILWAY Cere leave Wheatloy’. Comer ror City Limit., Leo Btreet end comer Magnolia Avenue end Felder Street, at 6:30,7:00.7-30 8:00,8:30,0.00nnd0:30. HOUHD TRIM ZACU WAT. City Limit., Lee Btreet end comer Meg nolle Avenue end Felder etreetetliM ud 0:10 p.m. Meet Central Train, at 8:50, 0.-00 a. ra 12:00, m„ 1:08,2:28,8:14 and 10:10 p. m. . 8 n ,iUS ’ t: *° 10! "« •- »»■ 3:2te:8a end l;20 p m. To take effect October 19,1S90. RAYMOND EBEB, Bnpt Trouble Brewing 9nse Stock Seeds 'Sinning to arrive, ’mpetltlve rates. The atrugglA f 0r Pearl onion urat served. Ala know th.r tr&Tr know that Hat.t iFerythlng—doa’ ruUidAb 2=Stt “’-rin* ear. Americus to JaekeonviUe, Florida. For further information reUUve to ticket., eeSedmee, dm. run hi. u. A. T. MAYWKLL, Agent, J. a McKBNZIE, Bap’t, *. T..CH AKLTON, Oen. PamtOgft. America.. Ga. Mooo^Oa. Bevannah.Oe. D. H. BYTHE WOOD, Divlelon Peee. Ag’L, Colamboe, Ge. D. D. CURRAN, Oept, Oelmmbae, Oa. J. C. BHAW.Trav. Peea Aft., Bevanara Oa ''. t-y'i nnwa when it la.