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PAGE SIX
i TIMES-RECORDER
PUBLISHED 1879
Published by
The Times-Recorder Co., (Inc.)
Lovelace Eve, Editor and Fublishei
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A Thought
The simple inherit folly; but
the prudent are crowned with
knowledge.—Prov. 14:18.
Prudence is the necessary in
gredient in all the virtues, with
out which they degenerate into
folly and excess.—Jeremy Col
lier.
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THEIR AID OR ADIVCE
NOT DESIRED.
A .
Rrjtisher s. ' r f. -r t himself as
to fling cri:.. :ur.s for::,-r Pres
ident Wilson. Members of the
American Bar association im
mediately sought to have cancelled
an invitat.on t > -aid Britisher to •
speak before the bar association.
Last week a member of the
British parliament broadcast to the
world tiint he had several thou
sand cases of "gogod Scotch wis
key” for shipment to America and
guarantee a big stiff profit for
those who entered the bootlegging
deal with him.
Still another Englishman in
dulges in cautic remarks regard
ing our foreign policies, etc.
How soon they forget. Only a
few 1 short months ago we were
keeping the Hun out of their back
yards; our treasury vacate were
flung wide ;to them; they were
receiving preference at the door
of our food storage warehouses.
The sooner the British states
men realize, that hands are full at
home, the the great unem
ployment problem will be solved
for Britain. Their laboring popula
tion is starving, discontent is rife
everywhere .and still they dabble in
questions which are of no moment
to them.
We are capable of arranging our
own affairs without the aid or ad
vice of any now residing on ‘‘the
tight ilttle isle.”
LET HIM STAY
IN GERMANY.
Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, mas
ter draft-dodger, very generously
states that the SIOO,OOO in gold
said to have been discovered on
the roadside “some where” in
Maryland a few days ago by a
road laborer, is his gold, but that
he will lay no claim to it.
How generous. Probably he had
forgotten that all he once owned
is now the property of the Feder
al government, and that the alien
property custodian will look after
Grover's property for him.
In Germany he is said to he a
popular hero. They are welcome
to him. Tn the nostrils of every
American the very name is a
stinch. The Valdosta Times says:
“Although most of our pacif
,cts durino’ the war were pro-
Germ? n. it probable that very
f°w of them now are nartisans
of Grover Bergdoll. and it is
likeb’ that most of them would
glad never again to hoar his
'’’shonore'l name mentioned.
Not so the Germans of Ger
many. Althnno-h s-nme of tkem
tf-vo had trouble with Bergdoll.
—lveh wns inevitable in view of
he- personal character, the most
of them s pem to stand bv him
for the very reason that ho is
looked „-, n n with contempt in
t’w T'oitod states.’’
The Macon News thinks that be
ing compelled to live in Germany
ought to he punishment -enough
IPo dwhonorcd C P 11
Throe w ;n never ho n rl-«„ -fn- him
OV this side of the rnpd outs’de n
fodor.,; pcn Tct h - m stav wherp
ho is. - ■
SOUTH GEORGIA
CANDIDATET?
Political gossip originating on
what is said to be good authority
has it that Colonel John W. Bern
nett, of Waycross, is being urged
to enter the race for governor “as
a South Georgia candidate.” A
Valdosta correspondent states:
“A very quiet visit of Col.
John W. Bennett, of Waycross,
until recently United 'States
district attorney for Southern
Georgia, has started rumors of
his probable candidacy for gov
ernor next year.
•Recently it has been appar
ent, following the close of the
legislature, that political ele
ments had already determined,
that Gov. Walker should I not
get a second term without a
fight.
“This leads to the belief in
political circles here that Col.
Bennett’s friends think that this
is the time for Soath Georgia
to get a good hat thrown into
the ring and South Georgia
asked to rally around that good
hat. r I a Gai
‘‘As the matter has contin
ued to be discussed here it has
developed that Gov. Walker
failed to reappoint Col. Ben r
net as a member of the board
of trustees of the University of
Georgia, which has not had a
tendency to cement the ties be
tween the two men. Co] Ben
nett is reported to have opposed
the Governor in the last race.
It has also become known here
that some of Governor Walker's
closest personal friend in and
around Valdosta urged the re
appointment of Col. Bennett de
spite the fact that he did not
support the Governor.”
Next year is supposed to be ‘‘an
off year” politically, but indica
tions now are that it will be de
cidedly an ‘‘on year” for all
concerned. The woods are full j
of potential candidates for gov
ernor.
I EDITORIAL
COMMENT
ANY THING TO GET IT
SETTLED.
It is strictly up to the Geor
gia legislature to settle this per
plexing taxation problem. We
hope it will be done quickly
and that the people will then be
able to settle down to stable
operations in the security of a
system that will prove more
beneficial than has been the
present plan. We ci • t if it
will for long but we are willing
to try it out. Anything to get
it settled and al; w the expan
sion and d- ■>lepnv :rt that
to be eortigert c-n it.—Thomas
ville Times-Enterprise.
AT THE DANGER POINT
The danger point cf the sea
son from the standpoint of mos
quito raising :s right here.
It is the time of year they
raise the most rapidly.
It is the kind of weather that
the mosquito likes. Just a little
standing stagnant water will
soon become a hatchery for
mosquitoes. Do not think you
can escape if there is no old
well about you. Just one bot
tle of water or one can of wa
ter will raise enough to worry
you through the remainder of
the summer. :
Again, we urge that you take
a round of the premises once a
week and see to it that no wa
ter is standing. Take no chances.
After vou get mosquitoes it is
difficult for you to get rid of
them.—Moultrie Observer.
HIS STAFF SHALL COMFORT
HIM.
W« must confess that Gover
nor Walker would have to make
many grave errors in his admin
istration to cover up his master
stroke in appointing Judge F. T.
Moon, of LaGrange. Editor
Charlie Brown, of Cordele, and
Editor Rush Barton, of T avonin
ns colonels on his staff. MT IS
STAFF SHAIT COMFORT KIM’
—LaGrange Reporter.
NO CROWDING YET
No former “anti” should ho’d
back for fear of the ’ack of ;
room on the Underwood hand I
wagon. H is the roomiest and I
most comfortable one .on the
void so Washington. so hon
•'ho-’rd and V>t’s go!—Dothan
Eagle.
TH VV ALL ‘’TOP IN NEW YOPV
Half a mill'on aliens camo Into
Tnlv 1 Os this aboni
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will spend their lives in that I
citv and see America neither ■
' ' ri. - Selma Time-.
SWEET POTATOES.
The South Georgia farmer !
who puts in a good big crop of I
sweet potatoes and builds- a i
curing house of sufficient cap
acity to store his crop, can’t
i “miss it” very far, and the bet
ter chance is that he will make
money. It costs very little to
cultivate sweet potatoes, and an
average yield of anywhere from
250 to 300 bushels to the acre
is not am unreasonable crop.
Properly cured and housed
until February sweet potatoes
bring around a dollar a crate
(short bushel crates) in all the
markets of the country as long
as the supply lasts. But it is a
mistake to plant sweet potatoes
for market without making
ample provision in advance of
the harvesting time for curing
and storing them.—Albany Her
ald.
When hubby ’cooks supper,
invite the doctor and the den
tist - * »
A man will brag about his own
cooking. If his wife cooked like
it he would eat at a resturant.
The way to tell salt and sug
ar apart is the other one is the
one you think your have.
Take the guard off an elec
tric fan. Bend the blades out.
Now, you have a fine egg beater.
Anything may be <ke*pt cool
forever by trying to boil quick
ly when the gas is bad.
Too many cooks make a stew.
OLD DAIS L\ A MERIC VS
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TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
, (From the Times-Recorder, Au
-1 gust, .31, 191.3.)
With this issue of the Times-
Recorder, Mr. Frank Long retires
I from the editorial management of
OS
| the paper to take up similar work
I with the Lee County Journal, at
I Leesburg. Mr. Quimby Melton will
I have charge of the editorial page
i and will fill the vacancy made by
the retirement of Mr. Long.
Six thousand, one hundred and
eighty pupils attended the public
schools of Americus and Sumter
county during the session recently
ended, and whgn the schools re
sume tomorrow for the fall sc -
| sion, it is expected that the at
tendance will surpass by far rh.it
of any previous scholastic year.
Cotton receiptts of the new
crop of 1913 up to the close of
business yesterday aggregated 2.-
150 bales, which rather exceeded
the expectation of Americus ware
housemen n v.iti f th,
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;of late planting and :s not yet
fruited, the cotton rec; ed hav
ing come from ths: portion es
early planting. A eootparof
prices at this cate tor three years
as shown by the f '. s .*: I
- ■ - 12 1 ] |
cents, as ■_» aid yesterday, when
.most of ft sales a.fe.:ed were at 1
that s&tisfi.tcry figure.
. t trr.-.y friends of Ed Argo
and Je.-. js Hogue, two of Ameri-i
eus most popular young men and .
excellent salesmen. will regret
their departure today for other
fields of iab. r. Mr. Hogue goes to
Savannah to accept a position with
B. H, Lew £ Co., while Mr.- Argo;
Daily Poem B , rl „X, ey
THE BAD BOY
There's a light in the window for me,
Bui I ain't so strong for it. Gee!
I’m s’posed to show up about eight,
Tonight I am awfully late,
I’ve stayed out ’till way after nine!
I know it because I can see
A light in the window for me. •
My Ma will be wondering where
Her wandering boy is tonight;
And I’ll be in trouble for fair
The minute I come into sight.
I wisht I’d gone home when I should,
I’m scared as a feller can be,
J know I’ll be getting it good,
There’s a light in the window for me.
I only hope Dad is away
For Ma only scolds me, but Dad,
When I’m too late cornin’ from play,
He wallops me, wallops me bad!
Os course I ain’t AWFUL afraid,
But I’m kinda sorry I stayed,
I don’t like it much when I see
A light in the window for me.
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7 OM SIMS SA YS:
All you need for opening cans
is a small can opener and a big
bottle of iodine.
Keep a cat in the kichen.
When you spill something kick
ing the cat helps wonderfully.
Cook with olive oil instead of
lard. It makes the hair grow.
Place an asbestos guard over
your thumb and you can stick it
in the gravy with cornfort.
Don’t whistle in the kitchen.
Whistling may make the saus
age bark and come to you.
Soda helps burns if they are
on you. Nothing helps them if
they are on the meat.
Keep ants out of the sugar.
Fill sugar container with salt.
Then the ants wil] leave.
Difference between lunch
and luncheon is lunch may be
food while luncheon may be a
saiad - . , ft
It is all right to eat break
fast in pajamas, or bath robe, or
what have you?
Eat slowly, chewing food
well. Fast eating sets a very
bad example for the flies.
Keep your elbows off the
table. This is so comfortable you
are liable to eat too much.
When asking for the cream,
“Please drive the cow up’this
way” is considered bad eti
quette. 81 *in
Never sing at the table. Food
is too) high to sing about. You
chn’t get it for a song.
Pick the bones out of the fish.
It is bad table manners to pick
them out of your neck.
Never ask what is in the hash.
You might find out.
watched pot never boils
, over.
' THE AMERICUS FIMES-RECORDtR
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I will be with the firm of Carter
. ! Reed in Albany.
Master Marvin Bolton enter
stained a number of his friends at
, a most enjoyable party Monday,
celebrating his tenth birthday.
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TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
Monday morning, no paper pu.b
--! lished.
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THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(From the Times-Recorder. Au
gust 31, 189.3.)
Aftei the first of September,
Miss Wiliie Rutherford will be
found at the office of the Times-
Recorder, and will be prepared to
do all short hand and type writ
, ing work that offers.
Mr. Tom Felder is visiting his:
tather’s family and his numerous
. lat'.ves and in Americus
prior to his leaving Georgia to ;
n .ike his home in New York.
Simon Cohen will soon remove.
is stock of goods to the artesian '
corner in the room formerly oc- j
tupied by Butler & Berry.
The uptown offices of the S. ;
A. £ M. railroad were moved yes-1
terday from the Windsor block to ;
, the Wheatley corner, on newspaper
■ row. They will have the most
elegant offices in the city.
Today is opening day at the
beautiful new store of Bailey &
Campbell. The ladies are ire
spectfully invited to call and see
the elegant store furnishings and
array or handsome goods. Messrs.
Bailey & Campbell are receiving
their friends this morning.
Master Shelby Myrick leaves
today to resume his studies in the
R. E. Lee Institute at Thomaston,
Ga. He will enter the senior class
and will complete his collegiate
course in June next.
If you drink with a spoon in
the cup wear a pair of goggles
to keep it out of your eye.
Place a clothespin over your
nose while eating onions and
some kinds of cheese.
The proof of the pudding is in
digestion, or indigestion.
THIRD CO-OP POULTRY
SALE SCHEDULED SOON
DAWSON, August 31—The third
co-operative chicken sale at Daw
son will be held sdon after the
first of September.
It is the intention of those in
charge to make this the largest and
most profitable of any sale that
has yet been held. For this rea
son everyone who intends bring
ing chickens is urged to communi
cate with R. D. Smith or H. A. Pet
ty at once relative to the number
they will have to offer for sale.
If this is done it will be much
easier to decide upon a definite
date for the sale, and also to ar
range to have marketing bureau
experts here on the appointed date.
Co-operative sales for chickens in
the past have proven very popular,
and also profitable to those who
have disposed of fowls. This meth
od of selling entirely eliminates a
house to house canvass, and since
the chickens are weighed and grad
ed more money is realized than
through any other way of putting
them on the market.
TO OPEN FREE CLINIC
• FOR KIDS AT ALBANY
ALBANY, Aug. 31—Albany’
free clinic for underprivileged chil
dren, conceived and put into oper
ation by the Albany Kiwanis club,
is to be formally opened* here
today. Physicians and dentist
in the city have agrgeed to give
their services free of charge at the
clinic, which will be free to chil
dren whose parents are unable to
pay for their treatment. The Ki
wanis club will furnish a fund to
supply medicines and other clinic
necessities.
Hie P ohy Express —“And 1 hey Thought I Was hast
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THREE SMILES
The Higher the Lower. •
Uncle Ted—“An’ ’ow are you '
gettin’ along at school now, Ted? '
What are you learnin’?”
Ted—“ Not too bad, Uncle, I’m A
learning reading, writing, subs and |
things. Oh, yes and religion, too.” j ’
Uncle Ted “Gracious! Re- ■
ligion?”
Ted—“ Yes, but different from
Joe s I’m tftught that we all come
from Adam. Joe's in a higher
class, and he’s taught we all come
from monkey’s.”—Sydney Bu(lt
tin.
Simplified Art.
—A certain painter is confined i
in an asylum. To persons who I
visit him he says:
“Look at this; it is my latest 1
masterpiece.”
They look, and see ‘nothing but ;
an expanse of bare canvas. They
ask:
“What does that represent?”
“That? Why, that represents the '
passage of the Israelites through ■
the Red Sea.”
“Beg pardon, but where is the !
sea?”
“It has been driven back.”
“And where are the Israelites?”
“They have crossed over.”
“And the Egyptians?”
“Will be here directly. Thift’s
the sort of painting I like—simple
and unpretentious.”—Art Record.
Not Overcrowded. r
It seems that when Rastus and <
Sam died they took different \ s
so when the latter got to jj.
heaven he called Rastus on the t
phone. . c
“Rastus,” he said, “how yo like j '
it down thar?” 1 1
“Oh, boy! Dis here is some i
place,” replied Rastus. ‘All we 1
have to do is to wear a red suit 1
wid horns, an’ ebery now an’ den 1
CITY AND FARM LOANS
Made on business or Residence 1
Property and Good Farms. Lowest i
Interest. Quick Results.
DAN CHAPPELL
Planters Bank Building
Americus
Undertaking Co.
NAT LEMASTER, Manager.
Funeral Directors
And Embalmers
Night Phones 661 and 689
Day Phones 88 and 231
RAILROAD SCHEDULE 1
Arrival and Departure of Passenger
Trains, Americus, Ga.
The following schedule figures
’ übhshed as information and not
guaranteed:
CENTRAL OF GEORGIA RY.
Arrive L) j avc
11:55 pm Colum’s-Chgo 3 : 45 am
10:35 pm Albany-Mont 5:14 am
7:21 pm Macon-Atl’nta 6:37 am
1:55 pm Alb’y-Montg’y 2:14 pm:
2:14 pm Macon-Atla’ta 1 : 55 pm;
10:15 am Columbus 3:1-5 pm
6:37 am Albany 7:21 pm
5:14 am Macon-Atla’ta 10:35 pm
3:45 am Albany-J’ville 11:55 pm
2:58 am Albany-J’ville 12:37 am
12:37 am Chgo.St.L.’Atl 2:58 am
3:45 am Cin & Atlanta 1 : 35 am ;
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SEABOARD AIR LINE
(Central Time)
Arrive Departs t
j 10:05 am Cordele-Hel’na 5:15 pm
,12:26 pm Cols-M’t’g’y 3:10 pm!
1 3:10 Jim Cordele-Savh 12:26 pm
5:15 pw> Richland-Cols 10 ; 05 am
■.hovel some coal on de fire. We
don't work no more dan two hours
out obe de twenty-fo’ down here.
But, tell me, Sam, how is it with
you up yonder?”
“Mah goodness! We has to git
up at fo’ o'clock in de niavvnin’
an’ gathah in de stahs; den .has to
haul in de moon and hang but de
sun. Den we has ter roll de clouds
armin’ all day long.”
“But. Sam, how comes y.n,
has ter work so hard?”
“Wed, to till <U truf,. Rastus,
kin’ o’ short of help up here.”—
i Philadelphia Public Ledger.
CRISP FARM IS
BARE O COTTON
CORDELE, Aug. 31—There is
; a farm in Crisp county with 120
j acres in cotton this season which
! promises now not to be worth pick
ing at any time., -One man made a
faithful effort in six acres of it re
cently to find one boll—he failed.
I This is in a farm, too, where a
; large amount of money was spent
lin fertilizers and the work done
with a view of reaching the thirty
cent cotton price this fall. Now the
money and the wo: are all a
complete loss and if cotton brought
a dollar and a half a pound there
would be none from this farm to
sell.
BE SAFE ROM
COMPLETE DISASTER
Every man knows that disaster may
l it him. Fire, accident and theft re
spect no one. Great catastrophes
have meant complete disaster to
thousands.
Save yourself, today, from such 'a
possibility.
With wise insurance there can be
no such thiny as “complete disas
ter for you in any eventuality.
Insurance will give you full finan
cial protection in case of loss. We
can give you a’l forms of Property
Protection Policies.
ERADLEY HOGG
Phone 185
Representing the
ALLIANCE INSURANCE CO,
OF PHILADELPHIA
FOR QUICK SERVICE AND
HEAVY HAULING PHONE 121’
WOOTTEN TRANSFER CO.
Office in Americus Steam Laun
dry
SOUIH JACKSON STREET
ihe Planters Bank of Americus
(Incorporated)
PERSONAL’
SERVICE.
Every department in this
OlirWww hnnk, which is the largest un
"it ST '• dpr state supervision in
T w’ Southwest Georgia, is or-
if Ik Ranized and maintained to
I ’ 5 give our customers that help-
I? co-operation and advice
;it 11 !• J A l jufl which is natural to expect
ggl&Zi?from so substantial a bank-
’ n k' institution.
We believe it will be to
■■>*vLSHS®?™. • your advantage to get better
acquainted with this bank
of personal service.
The Bank With a Surnlua
RESOURCES OVER $1,700,000
PROMPT CONSERVATIVE, ACCOMMODATING
No Account 100 Large; None Too Small
FRIDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 31. 1923
THE STANDARD
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Here are Some
Friday and Saturday
Bargains that it
will Pay you to See:
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Few white Baronet skirts,’ former-
■ ly $lO. Friday ami Saturday $2.50
One lot of white shirt waists, most
all sizes, formerly $1.75; Friday and
Saturday ... .“Sc
All silk Jersey Peltm mw,
fresh goods, $3.50 value, Friday and
Saturday $2.98
Satin bloomers, all colors, all sizes
vogularlj' $2.50, Friday and Satur
day $1.98
Ladies bleached ribbed vests, reg
ular and extra sizes, regularly 25e;
Friday and Saturday 10c
Best quality table oil cloth, white
; ind fancy patterns, 1 1-4 yard'
wide, Friday and Saturday at
yard . 29c
Special lot of gingham dresses,
formerly up to $2.50; Friday and
Saturday, each ... SI.OO
Men's fine silk striped madras
shirts, attached or detached collars,
regularly $2.50 to $3.50, Friday and
Saturday (see window) $1.98
Men’s knitted four-in-hand ties,
all silk, formerly 50c, Friday and
Saturday 39c
Ladies’ all wool serge dresses, new
models just received, Friday and
Saturday $5.75
Ladies' all wool Poiret Twill
dresses, new fall models, Friday and
Saturday SIO.OO
Ladies black, navy and brown silk
dresses just from the makers Fri
day and Saturday $10.06
Standard Dry Goods
Company
Forsyth Street, Next to Bank of
Commerce, Americus, Ga.