About Americus times-recorder. (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 22, 1924)
FRIDAY AFTERNOON. AUGUST 22. 1924 Sillyads Xf Zb The man who keeps money in this bank stands well, while he who buries his, never holds out his chest.* The Empire Bank. What is the shape of a kiss? It’s never long when others are ’round. It may be square, but it’s always elliptical. For the best kisses—• or candy, call on Nathan Murray. A man and maiden. A clear blue sky. The man endeavoring her shoe to tie. Two knots tied quick ly—why did he propose? Girls, when you wish to hurry matters, wear our hose. Churchwells. Girls, if you think there is some thing enough good in a man to marry him, keep something good enough in him, by obtaining your eatables from Harris Grocery Co. When a wife is expected to do all_The housework besides making bread feels as if she had enter ed holy deadlock, instead of holy with less work, by insisting on Do with les work, by insisting on Do mestic Brgad. Some politicians seeking an easy berth, will sit in a bed of cabbage heads and look natural. The easi est berth to sit in, is a house built with material from Jno. W. Shiver. It used to be “How many miles do we go on a gallon?” Now it's “How many miles do we go for a quart.” To best fill up a tank, stop at Loving Oil Co. To look prosperous and put an increase in your income, come in and let us put a crease in your trousers. Americus Steam Laun dry. (Continued Friday) In Jugoslavia, congress is called Skupshtina, which is nothing to what our Congress is sometimes called. PHYSICIAN SURPRISED “Hearing of some good results from the use of Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy I decided to try it on a chronic case of indigestion and gas tritis I was interested in. After the first dose the patient was reliev ed of gas trouble and was soon able to eat radishes and many things he had not eaten :n years.” It re moves the catarrhal mucous from the intestinal tract, and allays the inflammation which causes prac tically all stomach, liver and intesti nal ailments, including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. For sale by Howell’s Pharmacy and druggists every where. Round Trip Summer Fares from Americus, Ga. z Going and returning via Savannah and steamship New York . . $57.18 Boston .... 70.18 Philadelphia 51.70 Baltimore . . 46.15 Going via Savannah and ship returning rail, or vice versa New York . . $63.60 Boston .... 78.65 Fares to other resorts proportion ately reduced. Tickets include meals and berth on steamer, except that for some staterooms an additional charge is made. For sailing dates, accommoda tions and other information apply to Ticket Office, C. of Ga. Station. Phone H. C. White, Agent. - , Central of Georgia Ry. Ocean Steamship Co. Merchants 0 Miners Trane. Co. SMOTHERING SPELLS Lady Says She Suffered from a Burning Sensation, Headache, Dizziness, Until She Took Black-Draught. Signal, Miss.—“For a year or longer I had indigestion, and had it bad,” says Mrs. E. S. Holman, of this place. “Everything I ate hurt me. I would have burning in my stomach and smothering spells, and after meals feel right dizzy. My head would begin to Lche, and I would want to lie down, but felt I couldn’t for I would smother. “Unless one has had such trouble, they don’t know what it is. I was talking to a neighbor one day and told her how I had been affected. She told me it was indigestion and to try Black-Draught, which I did. I took a few large doses and then a pinch after meals, and for fully four months now I haven’t had indigestion. I eat what ever I please and when I please, but keep up the Black-Draught—just an occasional dose.” When you have a feeling of discom fort after meals, try the suggestion above. Thousands of people have found that Black-Draught promotes relief in indigestion by stimulating the liver and stomach to perform their normal functions. Insist on Thedford’s, the only genu ine. Sold everywhere. NC-ioZ , f BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES- Buddy Has the Right Idea f ’ BUDDY “ tOOKVT • L HORRV WtTOM ' Hty, AUtuT 800 - ’ WEGOWIM.' B ' G ' WE GET OUT ! LOOWT COM IN ! I BUDDY UJIM / \ —p- ..44.. - FRECKLES AND HIS F RIENDS _ gillie Knows Beat By Blosser f AyNC'MOM !N,WUUE= j,/ vp A f VOt) WON'T SINK- S I CWT WT’ 118 '\ 1 TEACH YA MOW To WT? L ALL YA MAF7A IX> .5 j A LL?> S <4 r h 4 YEQ LIFE JI . I Q ' I / iS Wnj y — Y < jBT 1 S'"'- --?av .. t ■ — ' ___ __ —- — — / j. ' 'ity* - ; 'S>- ” “l N- ''Br ' Al\ <Cnn>ri«M. Itr*>. bv XEA Sen ire. Inc.) SALESMAN SAM 24 Hours Late By Swan ■ < DauGOnn - MAIN k-lix-b EUPPO’oED j '"m'Z 0 ME HERE ) SVJEEP OUT TW TO MEET ME HERE AT 9 OCUGCY j ONUN 5 5 MINUTEa / I EMI t- ) PAODEO CEtt-'X I TO GO TO TH' SHOVI AMD -X MINUTES LATE. X X EYE. UP\ST NIGHT A GOTTA CUSTOMER SHE AMT HERE YET I AFTER 9 NOVI f >. _ S V —' <- . —-Z ( VIHAT'RE NOU 1 ■hL r . 'I << ~ 7 /~T M / -T K WICVWG ABOUTI -cLLt- ■ i„jr=. / ‘W .'u-zJt®-' ' -i| P.S-M ja =• lkl8a» - 9 * 0 19 «a-. ff AOtW.._il ~ ~ y iQipyright. lUZTbv NEA Seivire, trie )" —'J 1 ‘ ~ T-rC- -A,.' WASHINGTON TUBS II —By Crane (J I HWE LOT NO STONE UNTURNED.! ——— - 7 . A ' ~ 755 ’ T HO'N STRANGE THAT AN ’ x \ X * ” | MR. CRABTREE, UNTIL M LAST MM J ,1 NatuRAHS V WWFD (OR THE 7 f RuT ruicc \ <3IR " OCT’ARTMLNI MAKES /HOUR. AGO T RECEIVED THIS TELEGRAM / WTWNG DILIGENCE HAS BORNE f n YkWN HON YOU ) 'ra J' T tu« f A ' FRW FRANCISCO:-” DON'T f? ' DISAfEEAe. ! FORTH FRUIT. HOWEVER, I MUST I HOST’FEEL ANO I ASSURE YOU -dR / I 1 V "? WORRY HAMING’ THE TIME OF MY I x ED OVER I prfparf XOU FOR THE xnORST ) H Avt M'/ SYMPATHY 7 ( l" H' Ft " FOLLOWS "-S.GNEo// JOVE! \ A WEEK \ YOU WEIL REMEMBER IT WAS 1 . I HAVING A V MISTAKE . / RINER NEAR ST. LOUISj VWASH? HOW 00 YOU ACCOUNT 7 THB LAD I MOV,,TH nmi r < —y Y^TOkrw.^RLocKef( | FOUINTI / Vk&fee- J K W\C*’ A ■ < 7 / L OF EITHER b vjau <? Z raa /\/ W'4 HIM or THE B .aMMSB' \ j terrible _j| z w^', — ’w? 'aiiisW p •■ - t- ' -> tovw 1 ,4; OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern /E QEEI3 RIDING Ad DHEC I 9&\*J 9ERUICE W\ i u; daU u-n'E for Tnp&e yeaqg, \zi ikTdi\~ I vun a stable oy sr/ yz txC’ LlnDc.T= lk\ Ti4' CrTY • HOR<SE Hj PARTICLILAR 'aJAG « r e OT - To Me ff isJ STREET" Oti VOOi; AkA HE'LL 9>EE ? A MOUkJTO»J A peßj<sEl) f A CAR P'ALLiIAG lk)Tb PARK AU A MILE - Q K ip vT Alkl'T" OITT IkA A vAaIP I GO TtJPTiAER A U 0 _ Q BS/ ijt/ i =1 COME A e yAMIIJA-T'O>J> I P Si 7 "X t/ j x \S/' /A' A/ K i «• I uJFrv X M LU. W IV/W I|MBw7 | f|? Bm Bl IwkSWWMF I 1 fil - .ie- Dm n KmuMw ltd - ei i l U— Ut W Iw .z=- ~~~ ILI lAnCPCteP 7 V ILI \CZIV4 <Copvn«ht. 1924. by NEA Service. Inc) k^r? j HU Ts 3r*r. ”r > -tHinoY tnq at. &. > THE AMERICUS TIMESRECORDEB ’ THE OLD HOME TOWN By Stanley “ - IW/J -7.7: VA ® 7xg /XZZi ,;7 A CATS A / fZ’ ! ;i7z>z .’. ' ,7? 7 , ' 1, 1 7 ■ w mo • Five pY) iZ-ZL-i ~ 4 1 <y / ~// [ Az- rkl KW>4x. • $AD>e SNOOKS CATS TOOK POSSESSION OF THE , ToADYH-UE fish WAUon ToPay while -*•— v «- THE FISH MAN WAS NL\KiA)G CHANGE ~, fi.j FOR A BOLLAR Bit-La ~v ' k °•• I Mr o/i <JA 7 7^x y PAGE FIVE