About Americus times-recorder. (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 18, 1924)
PAGE TWO When the Cub Isn't Covering j Assignments J —By W. K. S.— They laughed at these il l. :y 'years ago. From th" files of 1894. * -* * CULPABLE IGNORANCE She (Severely)—“ll pry whal's a poker chip?” He (Frankly)—“lt's i ehip off a poker 1 suppose. Did 1 guess it .” —Exchange. REASSURED “Jonah” expostulated the whale, “do keep still.” “Certainly,” answered the fam ous man, "now that I know where I am, I wasn’t sure but 1 had bun caught in a folding bed, don’t you know.”—Detroit News-Tribune DOCTOR CRUSTS TRAVELS Starting tomorrow wo will run in the column the Travels of Doctor Crust. Dr. Crust has been all o ,-r the world with his f iend, Amos Turnip whom he met in England The doctors travels are very in teresting and more or less educa tional. The doctor his written his lectures to us in the form of a letter so that we might publish them. It was the intentions of the doctor to come to America last month and speak on his travels and experiences but he was taken sick in Chinas with the Rerrie-Berrie disease and has been unable to leave his bed. Unlike the other groat traveler! the doctor tells to the public what he has seen in unedited and un ' lemonpTe Tuesday THE TEA ROOM FOR QUICK SERVICE AND HEAVY HAULING PHONE 121 WOOTTEN TRANSFER CO. Office in Americiu Steam Laundry SOUTH JACKSON STRFET Sure Relief for COUGHS STOP the worst cough often in 24 hours, with good, old Dr. Bell’s Pine-Tar Honey. Everybody knows how quickly and k surely it brings relief. Although there have been many imitations of the original Dr. Bell’s, it still remains the best, for it is care fully compounded of just the right proportions of pine tar, honey and other healing ingredients which many of the best doctors have found to aid in bringing quick relief. For children as well as grown-ups. Only 30c at any good druggist’s. IWfflPliWk "Get'the 0 ' 1 DIBELL'S fS Original PINE-TAR HONEY The World At Your Fingers Just consider for a moment—you can have the highest paid sing ers and performers entertain you without a SINGLE PENNY’S COST TO YOU! Had you stopped to consider that. Again —you can listen in on all the wonderful talks that are given by various people, political and otherwise. Let us demonstrate one es our NEUTRODYNE’S in your home. No cost to you—we want to con vince you. RADIO SERVICE CO. Always on 'Wmb TOP ! Philippine Embroidered Nainsook « I L GOWNS J EL $1.39 K—k Each I—wk F CHURCHWELLS -■ i~una* Scenes From Jersey City's $5,000,000 Fire J « ■PLUWW awa Jß,wwumwkw”>mi i w—-wn » ( i siitl' ..aJI ' 11l wi IIX j This picture shows how complete ly the $5,000 Jersey City (N. J.) lire gutted the buildings in its path. Structures for several blocks 1 around looked like this by the time it wa£ all over. adulterated cope. Look tomorrow ’ for the doctor and Amo; in England, they have an interview with the king and also get drunk in Piccadil ly park. . » * » WHATS COMING NHXT Dame rumor has it that the latest in collegiate circles an <>>.g the beys is, white, pink and blue cor •ui'oy trousers. If this be true we are glad that we do not have a girl liv ing in a college town. Imagine what chance we would I have with a fellow who is forunute enough to have a pair of pretty pink corduroy pants. If it is true tljat the trousers are to be -worn and that some of the college element really rdorn tiiein, then we are perplexed rs to how far they will go before they stop ci f ringing on the womens colors. Here he comes in his pink pants A struttin down the street. Oh! girls, my gracious goodness alive Isn’t he awfully sweet? » v; WtOSt! Ml JHBBwr ... . JrX> 7 WIW ■-. :■ >■ J r U !»,»«■■.>■■«■■■». *.'• UMMMNMMMniMi I THEM STRAWS BROIL THE DONKEY’S BACK. Jazzaway Jinx in the Valdesta Tinies, say's: “I see they’ve been I taking a straw vote on the presi dential candidates daw, New York way. The trouble with -traw is it doesn’t weigh very much and neith er do straw votes.” That’s just the way we consoled ourselves Jazzway, when the Liter ary Digest took it’s straw, vote Put we found out Nov. 4th that them was the heaviest straws ever hett.'d tell of.” —■ —— I ■ I . - —. —I,, - , „ Lodge and Wilson Were Much Alike (Continued from Page One.) derstanding and depth of knowl edge that lifted th?,i f- ."i the class of mere pretenders t" the rank of real leaders, it was in l evitable that when they did clash it should be a battle t> t.re death. And so it was. The death of Lodge, no less than that of Wilson, can be traced back to that strug gle of 1919, which sapped not only the mental but the physical vigor of the two chief contenders. Lodge defeated our entry into the League But he was a sick man e cr < * * * The lines of these two lives first crossed because of the'r mutual in terests as scholars and historians. Lodge was editor of the Inter national Review, back in the 70's, when he accepted for publication a political treatise by Woodiow Wilson, then a student at Prince ton. Wilson recalled this 1 o Lodge at his first meeting with the senator following his election as president, declaring that he always remem bered Lodge as the editor who pub lished his first article. The last meeting between the two was at noon on March 4, 1921. just a few minutes before Presi dent Harding took the oath as chief executive. Wilson, crippled in body, na,d‘ been assisted to the president’s room in the Senaate wing of the capitol ,to sign last-n. inute meas-j ures rushed through the dying | Congress. ( Lodge, as leader of the Repub lican majority in Congress, called on him there to announce that un less the President had something new to communicate the Congress was ready to adjourn. • * • , Probably no more tense mo ment ever will be experienced by any of those present t’ an when Lodge and Wilson faced each other on this occasion. There was a tense, seemingly n * n "7 »y? f 3 h |.O'<-’' im~ iiiraMjiifinii linril: 4 '; I (tyZaj- f>tooi^ —\ . \ k/ \ HEALTH’J An sw e*r: - \ - ; His Rec^ltH . c »c WINDSOR PHARMACY Phone 175 | THE AMERICUS TIMES-RECORDER This is a remarkable airplane view'of the $5,000,000 Jersey City (N. J.) fire, at its height. More than 1500 families were made homeless, it is estimated, when a dozen tenement houses were de -1 stroyed. Three large factories also i were razed. Firemen from Jersey I City, Hoboken and New York .fought the flames for several hours i before the conflagration finally brought under control. breathless pause, after Lodge had spoken. i Wilson, his face drawn by his long illness, his cane at his side, seemed at first oblivious of the presence of the Senate leader. He was still fighting the pressure of that blood clot on the biain. Then, slowly, with mental self control that he was not able (o impart to his paralyzed muscles, he turned. Except for hi s eyes, l.is face was coldly exp.essiomess. But when he spoke the sharpness i of his tone was like icy steel down one’s spine: “I have no further communica tions to make,’ ? he said. “I ap preciate your courtesy Good morn ing.” | ** * 1 And now Lodge, too, is dead—of a blood clot on the bra n! NEW METHOD HEALS PYORRHEA Ten Year Bad Case Completely Healed in a Short Time Writes Florida Woman Faced with the loss of her teeth, after 10 years suffering, Mrs. M. J. Travis, an esteemed resident of Jacksonville, declares she finally saved her teeth bv a simple home treatment: “worth its weight in gold,” using her own words: “Af ter having pyorrhea for 10 years my mouth is now healed. Before I found out differently,. I was told there was no relief and had yielded to the loss of six fine Solid teeth. Then I discovered Moores pyor-» rhea treatment. Three days after starting its use, the soreness left my .gums; my teeth began to tighten. Now n.y teeth are clean, my breath sweet, and my mouth completely healed.” The experience of Mrs. Travis is dupulicated in hundreds of other cases. If you have pyorrhea—or threatened with pyorrhea your teeth are in danger. Quick and effective! treatment is necessary. You can test, without money risk, the treat ment used by Mrs. Travis. Simply write the Moreham Co., 399 Gate way Station, Kansas City, Mo. Un der their guarantee of refund send two dollars. Or, pay postman the $2 and few cents postage. Use the treatment 7 days. Then if you are not wholly satisfied, write to that effect and your $2 will be returned at once. (adv) II Substitutes are gener ally more expensive in the end than genuine articles. Housewives have learned they KNOW this is true j where bakings are con- cerned. , Self rising flours are classed as substitutes for plain flour and good baking powder. The ggdtt use of these special mixtures is very liable to result in false econ omy, failures and waste on bake day. Remember there is a big difference, in many ways, between biscuits and other bakingsmade from these sq-called self-rising flours and those made from good plain flour and a de pendable leavener. Try 1 the experiment—make a baking from each — convince yourself. You will find the baking made from flour and baking powder far more attractive in appearance. It will raise higher— retain its full food value and taste better. For best results, do not fail to use Calu met, the Economy Baking Powder, and a reliable brand of plain flour. Just think of it —the sale of Calumet is 2 x /z times those of any other brand. It contains only such ingredients as have been officially approved by the United States Food Authorities. It is pure and sure. You save when you buy it—you save when you use it PACKED IN TIN < -KEEPS STRENGTH IN <■—i wmrib i L" (ttssifMfflisffin IT. ' - - - ----- ' ■“■ l T-R Want Ads Produce Results MISCELLANEOUS THE'S AMERICUUS BUSINES College is in operation; morning, afternoon and night. Miss Lillian Braswell, President. Merritt Bldg. ' 1 1 PHRENOLOGIST—Reads the hu- 1 man scalp like an open book; J will tell your past and future; J anything you want to find out about j your business matters, and love as- < fairs. See her, she will surprise < you. Any question will be answer e<j. 11G Cotton Ave.—lß-3t DON’T throw away your safety j razor blades. We can sharpen them. Guaranteed to shave or your money back. Give us a trial. Bring or mail your blades at once. Free- I man’s Bicycle Shop, 206 N. Jack |son street.—l7-3t FOR SALE FOR SALE—Practically new house hold furniture, cheap. Mrs. S. J. Snyder, phone 668. —18-3 t PHONE 99 FOR THE WANT AD MAN. HE WILL WRITE YOUR AD FOR YOU. T.-R. CLASSL FIED ADS PRODUCE DESIR ED RESULTS. PHONE NOW. STOCK of Groceries for sale; store house and fixtures for rent; fine place and good cash business. R. H. Causey, 2519 First Ave., Colum bus, Ga'.—l4-5t I FOR SALE—Fulghum Seed Oats. Prompt shipments. $1.25 bushel. H. G. Killebrew, LaCross, Ga. • —lB-6t i —_ - ■ FOR SALE —Cabbage plants, Early Jersey Charlton, Wakefield, Suc cession Early Flat Dutch. 500 for $1.00; $1.50 per thousand; $1.25 for. 2,000, 5000 for SI.OO per thou sand. Thomas Floral Co., Opposite Post Office..—2s-tf FOR SALE—Hay, corn, three mules and farm tools, in good condit ion. Phone 845 or see Chas. F. Howe—l7-6t WE SHARPEN kitchen knives, scissors and safety razor blades. Bring, send or mail them to us. Freeman’s Bicycle Shop, 206 N. Jackson street.—l7-3t TUESDAY AFTERNOON, NOVEMBER 18, 1924 | CLASSIFIED RATES s ( This size type, first in- < > sertion. 2c per word. Each > < consecutive insertion, 1c S ? per word. ? This size type, first in- ) i sertion, 4c per word. Each S s consecutive insertion 2c 5 ( t per word < No display space will be < ) sold in the classified col- ) < umns. < FOR SALE FOR SALE—Practicaly new piano at half price. Phone 877, or Mrs. R. P. Stackhouse, Sr.—l2-6t FINE MULES We have just re ceived fifty head of fine Ken tucky mules; we are selling them cheap. Come to see us. G. A. & W. G. Turpin. 11-ts CHEAP FOR UICK SALE—I7O acres good farm land 9 1-2 miles of Americus, 5 miles of Plains, in one of the very best communities; on mail and school truck route; Price $20.00 per acre; $400.00 cash; balance Ja’y. Ist, 1929. Write A. L. Brown, 103 Capital Avenue, Macon, Ga. 3-30 t FOR SALE I —Take home a dozen fresh breakfast eggs tonight. 1 They are gathered daily. Americus Hatchery & Supply Co.—lß-6t IF YOU want to Sell, Exchange or Rent anything T.-R. Clas sified will produce the desired results. Write or phone us. FOR RENT FOR RENT—S-Room apartment house; College street. Phone 333.. 5-ts FOR RENT Four-horse farm; good land. Apply to D. T. Jen nings.—14-ts. h OR RENT—Two furnished rooms. Phone 430 15-ts. * T i 'Jp <i LOST AND FOUND i LOST from Dr. J. C. Berry’s, Fox <. Terrier. Answers to name “Shimmie.” Reward. Phone 2903. —l7-6t TAKEN UP—One male red hog, weighing about one hundred lbs., marked. Owner can get same by calling and paying charges. T. A. Bradley.—lo-10t ' i STR.^YED —White female point er, brown ears; had cut on right shoulder. Return to J. C. Burgin, Smithville road, and receive reward. —l3-6t LOST—White setter dog with tan , spots; answers to “Mac.” Re ward. Return to Charles Lanier. 15-3 t WANTED NOTICE—We will buy your old bi cycle parts, such as frames, cranks and rear wheels; we also have new and used bicycles for sale. Repairing a specialty. Free man's Bicycle Shop, 206 N. Jack son street.—-17-3t WANTED TO BUY—Sweet pota toes. Porto Rico yams. R. E. Black. 5-12 t PECANS' WANTED Spot cash paid for them. Neon Buchanan. Phone 337. —l-ts | YOUNG MAN, with experience, de sires position as stenographer and general office work. Must have a job. Address “C,” Times-Record er— 17-3 t WANTED—The first 250 children | attending Opera House matinee Thursday will be given a package of my fine candy. Roy Stewart, Harold Lloyd, Pathe News and Pathe Review, 8-reel show. Don’t miss it!—lß-2t WANTED—You to save money in purchasing your eatables—Fresh Fish, Oysters, Veal, Pork Sausage, Spare Ribs and choice cuts of Beef and Pork; Fruits, Vegetables and Groceries; Chickens, Eggs and But ter. A good mixed Sausage, 15c pound. We have good prices for you at Bragg’s Market. Call or phone 181.—18-2 t , j
