About Americus times-recorder. (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 5, 1924)
PAGE TWO AWW? MDffl TJ IMMIffl Bill Senators McNary and McKeller Mr Ice Stipulations in Muscle Shoal Issue (Dy The Associated Press) WASHINGTON Dec. s.—Before the Muscle Shoals issue was taken Up in the senate today, two amend ments to the Unnderw.md bill were introduced. The first amendment, by the republican senator McNary of Oregon, would provide water power developments uncle r the fed eral water power act. The second amendment by Senator McKellar, Democrat of Tennessee, stipulated a lease only to private individual or-corporation. Health authorities say that more than a million persons in the Unit ed States are troubled with hay fever. French judicial officials never ride in public vehicles as a matter of professional etiguette. RYLANDER SATURDAY ONLY Is the Wife or the Husband to Blame. Is the husband too busy to make love to his wife or is - the wife too absorbed in other afairs to attract her husband any more? Is it (fair for another man to step "in and take advantage of The situation? All these things have been analyzed in VON STROHEIM'S Greatest Production fßlind * - • Husbands I Presented by CARL LAEMMLE 9 "The most gripping portrayal -of human pasisons ever to the screen. Writ ten, produced and acted by Von Stroheim—“the satan of the screen" the one ■man that understands the of women and tnen. 3 . UNIVERSAL - JEWEL jft.These little chirpers S& will soon be tacklers If your baby chicks die from white diarrhoea or any other disease don’t blame the weather. The loss is due to wrong feed and improper care. Save your chicks by feeding * Happy Chick Growing Mash It contains dried buttermilk which tones them up and prevents white diarrhoea. It is rich in vitamines, proteins and other elements necessary to make them grow. Happy Chick Scratch Feed should / wOfC ' i be fed in fine litter to make the chicks J exercise. These feeds will stop your losses and make money for you. pfv We sell Happy Feeds. Phone or call for prices and we will give you a lot of good suggestions on poultry raising. Americus Hatchery & Supply Co. Lamar St.. Americus, Ga. Prof. Wooster—Bob Edwards Baby Bunny, 467 Lbs., Marries Pete, 58, Lbs. Pete Loved “Sweet Adeline,” Another Hetty Lass, But Ba by Bunny Cut Her Out. J BY GENE COHEN ) I NEA Service Writer. . I NEW YORK, Dec, I. Mrs Deter , Robinson (nee Baby Bunny Smith, | weight 467 pounds) was shaking ’ the bed sheets in a feverish effort to find her newly-achieved 58-pourid husband. i “I hope I didn’t roll over in the night,” she said in a worried voice j and her agitation seemed quite I natural considering that they had been married but 12 heirs. “You see,” she continued, “he's the only living skeleton alive today and a big sideshow attrition. He’s really very valuable. And, besides, he’s my husband and I love him.” At this moment, however, Pete Robinson, one of the most famous of sideshow freaks, swung leisurely out from between the niattres- and the bedspring in time to tell the ro mantic story of the love of a circus “fat lady” for a\ ‘‘human skeleton.” “Don’t worry me like that, d ar,” she reprimanded, “T might lose weight and then where would we be?” “Well wC met about five yer.rS ! ago in a side show,” began Robin- son. But the missus interrupted him with: “Yes, and he was in love with Sweet Adeline, another fat girl, and T cut her out. He’s been in love, with eight of them. Believe me, all the sideshow girls were after Pete. He’s one of the biggest money mak ers in the business. Human skele tons aren’t common lite tattooed men and dwarfs.” “Yes,” smiled the ".■oom. “I had known Sweet Adeline for 12 wars —you see, I’ve been on exhibition In the old colonial days sugar cost 75 cents a pound, but please , don’t let your grocer see this. The opium poppy first became known among the Greeks and Ro mans. There are no statistics on the subject but congressmen have more sense than is generally suspected. A THE DAYS' COUGH IS YOUR DANGER SIGNAL Chronic coughs and persistent colds lead to serious lung trouble. You can stop them now. with Creomulsion, an emulsified creosote that is pleasant to take. Creomulsion is a new medical discovery with twofold action; it soothes and heals the inflamed membranes and kills the germ. Os all known drugs, creosote is rec ognized by the medical fraternity as the greatest healing agency for the treat ment of chronic coughs and colds and other forms of throat and lung troubles. Creomulsion contains, in addition to creosote, other healing elements which soothe and heal the inflamed mem branes and stop the irritation and in flammation, while the creosote goes on to the stomach, is absorbed into the blood, attacks the seat of the trouble and destroys the germs that lead to consumption. Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfac tory in the treatment of chronic coughs and colds, bronchial asthma, catarrhal bronchitis and other forms of throat and lung diseases, and is excellent for building up the system after colds or the flu. Money refunded if any cough or cold, no matter of how long stand ing, is not relieved after taking accord ing to directions Ask your druggist. Creomulsion Co., Atlanta, Ga. (Adv.) j > | ' a*. ML —wilt" for 25 years. But when Baby Bun ny came along I pined away three pounds and increased my value 40 per cent. It looked like she never v ould marry me—but al last I wen her heart. And she is such a grand cook—” ‘‘But suppose she feeds you too well ami you gain weight?” suggest ed the interviews. Both bride and groom shivered at the prospect. “Was this your first love?” the interviewer asked of the .TunoesquC Babe. “No, I was married once before. But that was when I was thin and men were not so hard to get You see I only became a really fat, fat girl about five or six years ago. At birth I weighed but a pound and three quarters an 1 th" doctori aid that it was some gland m the Lack of the neck, or something.” “Now how about a honeymoon?’' the reporter went on. “That’s the trouble—there’s no place we haven’t been. I guess vze’ll rest, for we have to go out with the circus again in the spring, and won’t I have it on Hike sideshow gals—?” Babe fairly glowed. 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