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If you can’t sing, or recite, or play
the piano, give thanks; you escape
more abuse than the Sultan of Turkey.
A little colored , boy, the grandson of
an old servant, in a New England fam
ily, Is a constant playmate of the boy
of the house, whose parents are partic
ularly anxious that their child shall
treat his colored companon with gentle
ness.
They are so anxious, in fact, that the
little negro has acquired a habit of run¬
ning to his playmate’s mother with any
trouble which may have befallen him,
6ure of her protection.
One day the two boys were snowball¬
ing, and in some way or other the ne¬
gro received an especially damp and
“slosby” snowball in his face, though
it had been aimed at his back.
“You beter look out, William Perd
val!” he cried, turning a snow-plastered
face, from which gleamed two small
but wrathful eyes on his playmate. “If
you don’t say you won’t do dat again
I take dis countenance right in and
show it to your ma jes’ as it is!”
Brave Men.
Alex McClure of the Philadelphia Times
says: “The two boldest men he knows are
John Wannamaker of Philadelphia and
Tilly Haynes of Boston. Both went to New
York. Mr. Wannamaker took the Stewart
property, the finest dry goods store in the
world, and Mr. Haynes took the great
the Broadway city; Central Hotel, the largest in
But dry rot had crept into both
of these magnificent properties and no one
dared to grasp them, until John W r anna
maker took one and Tilly Haynes the other.
A complete and unqualified success has
crowned the efforts of both. Verily a good
reputation is better than riches.”
Visitor (gruffly)—Are you the editor?
Editor (without looking up from his
work)—I am. Stranger (more gruffly)—
Do you hold yourself responsible for
everything appearing in the paper?
Editor (rising to his six feet three inch¬
es)—I d-o. What’s on your mind? Vis¬
itor (meekly)—Ob, nothing at all, I as¬
sure you. I was under the impression
that the little man over in the corner
took all the responsibility.—Spare Mo¬
ments.
JPrayer and Profanity
are all right In their proper places, hut If yon
have Tetter or Eczema, or Salt-Rheum, or Ring¬
worm, better save your breath and buy “Tetter
Ine.” 50 cents a box at drug stores, or by mail
from J. T. Shuptrlne, Savannah, Ga.
A thief In Monterey, Mexico, threw a
hook and line through an open window, and
stole the bedclothes under which the owner
of the house was slumbering.
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Over 400,000 cured. Why not let N o-To-Bao
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Cure guaranteed. 60 cents and $1.00 at all
druggists.
Few animals possess the sense of smell In
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internally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Write for tes¬
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Military physicians in India soldiers preserbe in
opium as a harmless tonic for
fatiguing inarches.
Just try a 10c. box ot Cascarets, th© finest
Iver and bowel regulator ever made.
A mine In Idaho last week shipped out
three cars of bullion valued at $8,880.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup forohtltlren
teethinE, softens thegmns, wind reducing colic. £>c.a inflamma- bottle.
Lion, allays pain, cures
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The year 1897 is predicted to be one of
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Some how the wittiest girl isn’t the one a
man picks out to marry.
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ANIMAL CUNNINC.
A Fox Came to Life After Being Killed, Bit
Its Captor and Escaped.
, , , .
Two cases are on record of foxes be
ing discovered in hen-houses. In each
ease the fox not only completely de
ceived the finder, but allowed himself
to be dragged out by the brush and
thrown down. In each instance the
fox then jumped up and ran away.
Another example is that, of a fox which
dangled across a man's shoulder as it
allowed itself to be carried along a
read for more than a mile. At last it
bit the man and was promptly dropped.
A c»t was observed to carry a weasel
home in its month, the weasel dang
ling helplessly. The door of the house
was closed and the cat, in conformity
with its usual habit, mewed to gam
admission. To mew, however, it had
to set down the weasel, which jumped
up and fastened on its nose.
rj '!* e following instance was observed
by . the late Professor Romanes: Acorn
crake had been retrieved by a dog,
and, having every appearance of being
dead, was put in a mans pocket
Presently violent struggles were felt
and the man drew the bird out. To
his astonishment it again hung in his
hand limp and apparently lifeless. It
was then set upon the ground and
watched from behind some cover. In
a short time it raised its head, looked
around and decamped at full speed.
A singular fact that must, not be ove
looked in connection with this phenom
ndto^aSSjlTSfwlSS S
the case with a squirrel which he had
caught in a cloth and with which he
" i,h " s “ j “
’“IS“i T.raent .I.o i.lato, in Ms
book on the “Natural History of Cey
lon,” that the wild elephant sometimes
dies when being taken from the corral
IV <— elephajits. Further, he r. ;
leashings taken off, he and a friend
leaning against it the while to rest,
Hardly had they left it when it rose
hurriedly, and trumpeting vocifer
ously, rushed off in the jungle. The
fact, however, that a squirrel or an ele
phant when captured unhurt will die
is sufficient to show that a most pow¬
erful nervous derangement of some
sort is induced.
When the late Joseph Thompson
lectured on his African experiences he
related how the first buffalo he shot
tossed him, and how, when he came to
himself and tried to sit up, he found
his antagonist glaring at him a few
yards awav. He told how he recol
lected that" a buffalo do/.\ not try. to
toss a creature which shows no signs
of life, and how he let his head sink
slowly back, and lay shamming death,
Pheasants, in Hying across wide
stretches of water, have been noticed
suddenly to fall. In this way they are
apparently drowned. It is perhaps
dangerous to assert positively that fear
is bere the active cause of death; yet,
we are apparently justified in believing
that a paroxysm of fear can produce
sudden death. The squirrel and the
elephant may have died of fright; cer
tainly death in man can be produced
by sudden fear, and although man has
a much more sensitive nervous mechr
; anism, the lower animals have an ex
tremely active instinct of fear.
; Professor Lloyd Morgan mentions
the case of a surfaceman working in
j : the Severn tunnel who was nearly
killed by a train. It is stated that
J “his attention was so riveted that he he
was unable to make, or rather
I j felt no desire to make, that he the could appropri- not
| ate movements;”
kelp Mtcliing the train, but felt no
j terror. With the greatest difficulty he
! managed to shake himself free of his
fascination. In describing his feelings
j when the danger was past he is re
ported to have said: “I came over all
in a cold sweat and felt as helpless as a
bab y. I was frightened enough then.”
qq ds ma y perhaps be taken ns a
cataleptic condition without fear.-
Scotsman.
Eritish Foyal Pages.
fio . called <w„. s „ f ] K) „ ( ,r.” The lat
^e r are boys of gentle birth, ranging in
a<Te “ f rom twelve to, seventeen, who re
' salary of $1, 2 00 and
c ive a a year,
bear , the trains of royalty ; on state oc
..
denTand troditioo'th’ev receive a nom
ination to the militarvcollege at Sand
hurst, and if they can pass the exami
nation there, a commission in the army
ou com pleting their term of service at
court. The pages of tbe ordinary class
a re grown men, and merely a super
ior kind of footman. Thus it is the
pages who do the waiting at tlie royal
tables, to footmen conveying the di ties
to them from the kitchen. The foot
men likewise w ait at the table of the
gentlemen and ladies of the royal
household. The footmen wear scarlet
coats and vests, blue plush breeches,
white silk stockings and low shoes,
while the pages wea coats of a dark
navy bine, with gilt buttons, black
velvet breeches, white silk stockings
and gold garters. I may add, says a
London correspondent, that at Marl
borongh House over eighty indoor ser
lante arc employed, ami uatti the two
daughters of the prince and pri-crt»
were married they, as well as
still unmarried sister, Victor!
allowed the services of two i ;meu
each to attend exclusively to their ser
yice> ’ ope man be j ng always on duty
and tbe otber off. In addition to these
j mftnv j ndoor serva nts, there are fifty
' employed at the Marlbor
luen more
borougb House stables,
|n Search of a Hidden Island.
A sbi set sa ji f rolu San Francisco
^ wegk in searcb of a hidden island,
Her t . mises to be a long and re¬
mantic oue and before she comes back
_ American flag
ber crew expect that the
^ bg floating over a little coral reef
elose tQ the uator that no man or
nation hag plaime<b New Haldayo is
(he Tlnni p iven to the island, but so
far tUe moSt accur ate location that can
be . yen for it is that it is in the north
Pa( f ific ocean Tbe is ] ;iU d j s said to
be covered with an enormous and won
derfu] deposit 0 f guano, and for nearly
vear8 nnme rous vessels have
out in search of it, but they
hflye fl , ret urned without being
le ive its i oea tion. It was first
£ rte( f as being in existence by Lord
p * ton an eccentric English navi
^ natu ralist and discoverer, and
who e bis name to Clip
* ^ Is]and He sftid in his report
hjg ^ ^ ^ is]and lay ap .
^ imate , in nortb latitude 16 and
, , itude 187> but is described as
low atoll and navigators say a vessel
cQuld ^ y itbin a dozen m iles of it
p- * *
1 T If southwestern THe^yea^nry Mmuesote^s a cele
brated quarry where the Iudians have
’S:
i* "'as ceded ‘'‘“f by the “ *f- United States gov
Gottschall ernment forty says years this is ago the only JUx place A H. in
,
; S.1 U
« r «< *». »> »»
; formerly resorted to .he qwy, and
the pipestone seems to hayebeen
an article of commerce among
! them, for it has been fon d
m Indian graves scattered all the
; way from the Great Lakes to the Gulf
of Mexico. It has also, been found
as far west as the liocky Mountains,
and in British America.
Creek Beauties,
Professor E. A. Grosvenor, of Am
herst College, who has spent mar y
years in Greece, says that the English
language has changed more in a few
generations than the Greek in thnty
centuries. The ancient type is Se¬
quently seen, both in id women;
the modern sculptor com . models
almost fac similes of those after which
the grand old masters chiseled their
masterpieces. “The most beautiful
"woman I ever saw in ull Europe, says
Professor Grosvenor, “was a Grecian
girl. She was only a servant, and to
tally uneducated, but her beauty was
almost divine. Slie died afteiwards, I
learned, of starvation. Her einployei s
circumstances caused it, I believe.”
Dangers in Writing Inks.
It sometimes happens, says Hie Lon
don Lancet, that a trifling scratch or
puncture made with a pen gives rise
a dangerous septicaemia, due to the lia
bility of ink to contain pathogenic bac
term Nigrosin ink, taken from n
freshly-opened saphrophytes bottle, was and lounrl bacte- to
contain both
ria. Red and blue inks also yielded
numerous bacteria. In tw T o instances
Dr. Marpmamn succeeded in cultivat
ing from nigwosin ink a bacillus which
proved fatal to mice within four days.
This ink had stood in an open bottle for
three months, and the inference to be
drawn from the inquiry is that ink used
in schools should always be kept cov
ered when' not in use.
The Ooglywoo.
The London Mail says that a number
of wealthy Englishmen have organized
a n exhibition to come to the United
States to shoot wild horses in the
Rocky Mountains. they
The gentlemen can, after get
"loch is found in great numbers m that
Vi( ’ init y* It inis six kgs am a very
s ort “ ll1
Jen danger , appears, it at once
stands on its tail and spins 1 rapidly T •
around. . Of this . makes , hole, ,
course a
into w hic,J ^ e ^f 1 ^ 00 r ^ id ' y
out of . sight. The hole then dwap
l> ears also.-I orest and Stream.
The Electric Lucifer.
The electric match is thenext import
ant invention promised. Beiore very
long the phosphor ns-tipped wooden
splints now in use will be replaced by a
handy little tool that may be carried in
the pocket or hung up conveniently for
striking a light when wanted. Twen
tieth century people doubtless will
speak of the “hell sticks” of the jires
ent day ns primitive and absurd, just
as we are disposed to look with forefath- scorn
upon the flint aud steel of our
ers. Already there is on the market a
gasligliter which affords more than a
suggestion of the electric match of the
future, a twist of the handle generating
sufficient electricity to accomplish the
lilll VJat. “iitdakl-* IdJ JouiflUL.
DARING FEATS OF A DIVER.
Narrow Escape from Upath While Ex¬
ploring a Sunken Ship.
One diver crippled for life, another
made a raving lunatic, and still another
escaping death by a mere shave—that
is the record up to date of the effort to
recover the treasure ou the sunken
steamship Skyro.
The Skyro, bound from Carthagena
to London, struck on the Meixiddo reel
and sank in twenty-eight fathoms, low
water. The Meixiddo reef is on the
coast of Spain, nine miles south of Cape
Finisterre.
The accident occurred In 1S91, nnd It
was not until four years later, May,
1S95, that any attempt was made to re¬
cover the valuable cargo which the
sunken steamship contained, the most
tempting part of which consisted of
eighty-eight bars of silver, valued at
$45,000. This treasure was stored away
in a spare berth in the cabin, while in
the hold was 700 tons of pig lead, valued
at $70,000.
It was J. Iv. Moffat, an Englishman,
living in Bilbao, who made the first at¬
tempt on the treasure. After four ot
five months' labor aud terrible under¬
water work by the divers all Mr. Mof¬
fat had to show for his time nnd money
was a grimy piece of the Skyro's brass
cabin skylight grating, One of the
divers went raving mad from his suf¬
ferings under water, and when con¬
fined jumped through a window in his
delirium. A fellow worker was inca¬
pacitated for life ns a result of his ex¬
posure. Mr. Moffat let things rest at
this until duly of the present year.
During the two months following the
beginning of these second operations a
diver named Erostarbe descended for¬
ty-four times and recovered fifty-nine
bars of silver, the average time of each
descent being thirteen minutes. After
the first thirty-seven bars had been got
to the surface it was found necessary
to use dynamite.
The dynamite so cleared things that
In three dives Erostarbe brought up
$10,000 worth of silver bars. But even
this adept at submarine work did not
come off without some close shaves (lur¬
ing his career. On one occasion in com¬
ing up he fouled his air pipe vith a float
attached to the buoy rope. He was as¬
cending with a strong Impetus and the
Impact with a float turned him down¬
ward and his head slipped out of the
helmet below the breast plate. Ha
could neither right himself nor replace
his head. But he never for an instant
lost his presence of mind, but worked
swiftly and deftly with his hands in
this reversed position. He managed to
free the air pipe nnd shot up to the sur¬
face feet foremost, where he was quick¬
ly reversed by his ass is tank) nnd re¬
stored'to the world after such a close
call as it is the lot of a very few men to
survive.—New York Sun.
IIla Confession.
Mrs. Dowley—John, It is really fright¬
ful the way you swear. Before wo
were married you said you never gave
way to profanity at all.
Mr. Dowley—And I told the truth. I
never was married before.—Cleveland
Leader.
For Herself Alone.
She—Do you love me for myselS
alone, dearest?
lie—Of course I do. You don't sui?*
pose I want your mother about all the
time, do
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