About Pickens County progress. (Jasper, Ga.) 1899-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 10, 1900)
II Wan N>w lo Him. A countryman and wife, both of whom had never lx>en in a city he fore and had never heard or seen an elevator, walked up to a clerk in a Broughton street store a day or ‘J ago and asked to be shown some blankets. They weretold that the blankets were on the third floor, and the clerk started with the couple towards the elevator, and asked them to step in. The wife did so. leaving the old man outside. As it was near closing time and there was no time to be lost, the clerk closed tiro door and the elevator shot up. The old man looked bewildered, and putting up his hands, turned to the floor walker and exclaimed: “Great Lord! look at the man gone with my wife squar’ up the chirnley!” The occupants of elevator were called down, and after some persua sion the old man got in, not know ing where he was going. On reaching the third floor and after grinning awhile at the elevator, he bought a pair of blankets, and asked the clerk be could go back down the “cliim ley.”— Morning News. A Life and Heath Fight. W. A. Hines, of Lancbester, la., writ ing of his almost miraculous escape from death, says: “Exposure after measles in duced serious lung trouble, which ended in consumption. All my doctors said 1 must soon die. Then I began to use Ur. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, which complctly cured me. 1 would not be without it eveu if it cost $5.00 a bot tle. Hundreds have used it on my rec ommendation and all say it never fails to cure Throat, Chest and Lung troubles.” Hegular si/.o 50e and 1.00. Trial bottles free at Tate, Simmons A Co. You can get a Webster (pocket) Dictionary of 46,800 words for 80g at this oflice, or we give one of either “Bob Taylor’s Love Letters or the Dictionary with a 0 months subscription to the ‘‘Youth And Age” for 60 cents, or 80 cents for six months ami get both, or $1.16 and the* paper one year, Well worth the money. * Bring your watches to 1 ho PhooRicss office if they need repair ing: we will have them repared in a first class mnufier. Do you need a Sowing Machine? Call at this office and see how cheap you can buy one of the best machines now made. Not Entitled to n Puff. “I beliovo the man who was more afraid of advertising something for nothing than any newspapaper man I have ever seen,” said a Chicago newspaper man, “was John Knapp of the old St. Louis Republican, lie hated to print a doctor’s or lawyer’s name for fear be would give a free puff. “One time there was mention made in the paper of a man having died of Bright’s disease of the kid neys, Old man Knapp hunted up the copy readers. 4( i What do you mean,’ he said, ‘by running in the name Bright in our columns? He is not an advertiser in our columns and is not entitled to a notice unless lie pays for it.’ ”—Den ver Post. EKSIi,’ F i ITW s Rvlltbte pcnsonB of i* mrohanlutl nr Inventive mind ewlrlngntrlptothe wadnpnnnpaid. 1’nrU showW llxpuvltlon, write with good Mt*rv Xbe 1*AT» NT BXCOKD, ltnltimorc. Md. "HIWASSEE ROOTE." Atlanta, Knoxville – Northern Ry. 1 1 you are going to TRAVEL, START RIGHT. The Passenger Department of tlie At lanta, Knoxville – Northern Railway has placed with all its Agents Through Tickets to All Points in the United States, Canada, Mexico, Cuba and Porto Rico, both Rouuil Trip and One Way Tickets. You can save Time, Money aud Trou ble by buying your ticket from the A., K. – N. Ry. Agent from your starting point through to your destination. Agents of the A., K. – N. Ry. will cheerfully furnish Maps, Rates and any other information desired. On Througli Tickets, all Baggage checked through to 4estination. I. E. W. FIELDS, 1. H. McWILLIMHS, Traffic Manager, Gen. Past. Agent. MARIETTA, GA. KNOXVILLE, TENN. TAKING THE (KNSl S An Enumerator Meets with One Woman Who Didn’t WTUiold Any of the Details. “Oh, yes, I know you arc the coc cus man. Warm day, take a scat . I’ve gotten all the fails for you. My husband, John Moore, is 40; I am J2 ; we have seven children; they arc al well now.” “But—” put in the ccncus man, relates the Pittsburg Chronicle. “Yes, yes; you needn’t ask me any questions. I’m telling you as fast as 1 ean. Tommy, our oldest boy, had the measles when lie three. lie first began to walk when he was eight months old and the day after lie yvas ten months old he could walk clear around the room without holding on to anytmg. He fell down the stairs when lie was four years three months and thirteen days old, but it didn’t hurt him any, and he liked ice cream from the first time lie tasted it. I can’t get him to eat gravy, but he bad bis first piece <>f steak when lie was lf» months old. Johnnie, the next to the oldest —” “Madam, stop, stop,” cried the enumerator, “answer my questions. I don’t want to know any more about your children.” And then the woman got angry and the census t-i ker also lost his temper and left. 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