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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
DR. J. M. ANDERSON,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
BARNESYILLE, GA.
Residence: Thomaston street.
Phone No. 25.
A. PIERCE KEMP, M. D.,
GENERAL PRACTITIONER,
BARNESYILLE, GA.
Office over Jordan’s Drug Store.
Residence: Thomaston street: 'Phone 9.
C. H. PERDUE,
DENTIST,
BARNESYILLE GA.
ty Office over Jordan’s Drug Store.
G. POPE BUGULEY M. D.,
BARNESYILLE, GA.
Office hours, 1-11 a. m., 2—4 p. m.
J3P“Offiict! Iluguley building.
J. A. CORRY, M. D.,
BARNESVILLE, GA. .
Office: Mitchell building.
Residence: Greenwood street.
J. P. THURMAN,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
BARNESVILLE, GA.
Offic.e over Jordan Bros' drug store.
Residence, Thomaston street; 'Phone, No. 1.
Calls promptly attended.
GEO. W. GRICE,
PHOTOGRAPHER.
Work done promptly and neatly.
over Middlebrooks Building.
A. A. MURPHEY,
LAWYER.
BARNESYILLE, GA.
C. J. LESTER,
Attorney at Law
BARNESVILLE, - - - - GA.
Farm and city loans negotiated ai
low rates and on easy terms. In of
fice formerly occupied by S. N.
Woodward.
R T. Daniel. A. B. Pope
DANIEL & POPE,
ATTORNEYS AT-IAW
Offices at Zebulon and Griffin.
EDWARD A. STEPHENS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA.
General practice in all courts—State and
Federal.
Loans Negotiated.
W. W. LAMBDIN,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA.
Will do a general practice in all the courts
—State and Federal —especially in the counties
composing the Flint circuit.
Loans negotiated.
Jordan, Gray & Cos.,
Funeral Directors,
Day Phone 44. Night Phone 58.
CITY BARBER SHOP.
Hair cutting a specialty, by
best of artists. My QUININE
HAIR TONIC is guaranteed to
stop hair from falling out.
0- M. JONES, Prop.,
Main street, next to P. O.
W. B. SMITH, F. D.
PINEST FUNERAL CAR IN GEORGIA
EXPERIENCED EMBALMF.RS.
ODORI ESS EMBALMING FLUIL
W. B. SMITH. Leading Undertaker
BARNESVILLE, GA.
The frightful thing about the
woman who lies is that, when she
does it, she actually believes she
is telling the truth.
Before noon a man is hopeful of
accomplishing something before
night. After noon
his hopes for use next day.
CONDENSED STORIES.
Joel Chandler Harris’ Ctate of Ideal
Happiness.
Joel Chandler Harris, whose re
cent retirement from journalism
has given him so much more time
for novel writing that his third sto
ry written since this period of great
er leisure is already in course of
serial publication, is as true a Geor
gian at heart as bv birth. Not long
ago someone said to him:
‘’Well, hr. Harris, for a man who
loves to write and who can write as
you can your present state of leisure
must be ideal.”
‘‘l don't know about that,” Mr.
Harris replied slowly. “I never
stopped to figure it out before, but
I think my ideal state of happiness
would be a cold night, a hot lire and
taters in the ashes.”
The Intimidated Book Agent.
Several senators were discussing
in the cloakroom the other day their
experiences in getting rid of objec
tionable visitors. The talk recalled
an episode in tlie life of the late Jus-
®=Bsj ||p
“SHOW THE SCOUNDREL UP TO ME!”
tice Field of the supreme court,
whose temper was of the most iras
cible kind. He had given instruc
tions to his servant on a certain
morning that he was not to be dis
turbed. Presently there came a ring
at the doorbell, and an aggressive
book agent appeared.
“I want to see Justice Field,” he
said.
“You cannot see him,” was the
reply.
“I must see him.”
“Impossible.”
The conversation grew more em
phatic until finally the persistent
hook agent’s demands echoed
through the house. At that mo
ment Justice Field, who had been
attracted by the altercation, appear
ed at the head of the stairs.
“William,” he said in a fiercely
angry tone, “show the brazen, infer
nal scoundrel up to me. If you can
not handle him, I will.”
The book agent made no further
effort to break into the justice’s
presence. —Washington Post.
She Didn't See the Words.
The author of that vaudeville
top liner classic known to an admir
ing matinee world as “Skinny’s Fin
ish” is a versatile young man nam
ed Taggart, who is also a writer of
popular songs. From his facile pen
flowed that well known lyric “The
Moth and the Flame/’ the theme be
ing taken from Clyde Fitch’s emo
tional play of the same title. In
the course of a recent “shop talk”
at the American Dramatists’ club
Mr. Taggart was telling of the ardu
ous practice it had cost him before
he could write badly enough to
strike the music publishers’ fancy,
and he mentioned “ThY Moth and
the Flame” as the lowest depth he
had sunk to and the most success
ful.
“How did you ever get Effie Shan
non’s permission to dedicate the
song to her ?” asked a fellow drama
tist.
“Why, by not allowing her to see
the Avords,” was the frank reply.
Eloquent on Both Sides.
Senator Gorman of Maryland in
& recent speech in Baltimore said:
“I remember during my former serv
ice in the United States senate when
AA'e had quite a sharp division in our
ranks. One very great man intro
duced a resolution which some of us
thought was unwise. He made a
half hour speech, full of eloquence
and force, in favor of this resolu
tion. Just before he sat down I
caught his eye and shook my head.
The great man turned at once to the
president. “Mr. President,” he said,
“that was one side of the question.
There is another side.” He then
spoke with equal eloquence and
force against the resolution for half
an hour. He said it was too serious
a matter to take snap judgment on
and ended by moving to adjourn.
Afterward he came over to me and
asked, “What the devil is it all
about anyway?”
BARNESYILLE NEWS-GA ZETTE, THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1902.
Johnstonville News.
This communication was received too late
for publication lust week.
I H . ML
Messrs, (hdetes "'and Truman
Butler went to see their best girls
Sunday afternoon.
NTiss Annie Dumas, a charming
young lady of Johnstonville, is
visiting Miss Maie English, of
Socrates this week.
Mr. Ernest Welding, of Atlanta,
called on Miss Annie Dumas Sun
day afternoon.
For Over Sixty Years.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup
has been used for over sixty years
by millions of mothers for their
children while teething with per
fect success. I t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain,
cures wind colic and is the best
remedy for Diarrhoea. It will
relieve the poor little sufferer
immediately. Sold by Druggists
in every part of the world at 25
cents a bottle. Be sure and ask
for Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
Syrup, and take no other kind.
liaise lleef in Georgia.
The rise in the price of beef
brought from Western packers
makes it pertinent to discuss the
policy of Georgians turning their
attention seriously to the business
of raising beef cattle and supply
ing our home markets with an
adequate supply 'for home con
sumption. The neglect of this
industry for so many years has en
abled the large beef producing
syndicates of the West to enter
and dominate our markets, so that
instead of large cattle ranges pro
ducing employment and wealth
for thousands from the pastures
and ranges of Georgia, our butch
ers and consumers are dependants
of the great agencies of the Chicago
and Kansas City firms that ship
train loads of refrigerated Western
beef into our cities every day.
Georgia has the land, the grasses
and the climate that offer the
largest possible advantages to
those who will go into the business
of cattle raising. The experi
ments already made in that line
by some enterprising farmers
prove completely that there is an
ever-readv market and large pro
fits for'home-raised beef. Really,
there is scarely no room for com
petition between the local produc
er and the Western packer.—At
lanta Constitution.
DANGEROUS IF NEGLECTED.
Burns, cuts and other wounds often
fail to heal properly if neglected and
become troublesome sores. DeWitt’s
Witch Hazel Salve Salve prevents such
consequences. Even where delay has
aggravated the injury DeWitt’s Witch
Hazel Salve effects a cure. “I had a
running sore on my leg thirty years,”
says H. C, Hartly, Yankee town, Ind.
“After useing many remedies, I tried
DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve. A few
boxes healed the sores.” Cures all
diseases. Piles yield to it at once.
Beware of counterfeits.
Jxo. H. Blackburn,
L, Holmes, Barnesville, Ga.
Milner, Ga.
Some wives are so averse to
mending that they won’t even try
to patch up a quarrel.
Many a would-be jolly good fel
low might be so if he only would
stop telling jokes.
You Can
LeadaHorse
to water but you can’t
make him drink.
You can’t make him eat
either. You can stuff food in
to a thin man’s stomach but
that doesn’t make him use it.
Scott’s Emulsion can make
him use it. How? By mak
ing him hungry, of course.
Scott’s Emulsion makes a thin
body hungry all over. Thought
a thin body was naturally hun
gry didn’t you ? Well it isn’t.
A thin body is asleep —not
working—gone on a strike.
It doesn’t try to use it’s food.
Scott’s Emulsion wakes it
up—puts it to work again
making new flesh, That’s the
way to get fat.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOW.VE, CluaniM*. ¥*> St., N. Y
joc lud ail dru^guu.
BEAUTIFUL EXHIBITION.
Bai’iiesvlllc Emlcts Gave a Fine Exlii
tinn Drill.
Perhaps the feature of the great
parade yesterday was the hatallion
of Gordon Institute Cadets under
command of Col. J. Q. Nash. At
tired in their grey coats, white
trousers, helmets and gloves, they
were made all the more attractive
by the contrast with the dark
blue suits of the other troops.
Yesterday afternoon at 8:80
o’clock the cadets gave an exhibi
tion drill on Broad street. They
gave the bayonet exercise, the
manual of a soldier exercise and
then went through some drill
movements and were so perfectly
executed that the great crowd of
spectators often hurst into ap
plause. Never has Albany wit
nessed better drilling.
The Gordon Institute Cadets
made a most favorable impression
here yesterday, both in and out of
ranks. They conducted them
selves admirably throughout the
day and they will always find an
enthusiastic welcome waiting for
them on their future visits to our
city. The Herald hopes that they
may be present on every coming
military day.—Albany Herald.
BETTER CUT THIS OUT.
Every mother should be quickly sus
picious of worms when their children
act as if they were going to be sick.
Worms are known to be tin* first cause
of much ill health. Young and old
very often are sufferers from worms
when a mother thinks it is something
else. Remember, a very harmless, yet
always effective remedy for stomach,
tape or pin worms, is a 25 cent bottle of
Mother’s Worm Syrup.
He Treated the t'adets.
On last Friday, Mr. John H.
Blackburn treated the Gordon
Institute Cadets to sodas at bis
fount. He does this every year as
a memorial of his sons death, who
was a member of the battalion and
very much attached to it. The
treat is very much appreciated by
the cadets.
Ninety sodas, creams, etc., were
served within thirty- minutes,
which speaks well of the service at
this fount.
Scotch Wit.
A certain Scottish minister in
West Highland parish has never
yet been known to permit a stran
ger to occupy his pulpit, says in
the New York Tribune. Lately,
however, an Edinburgh divinity
student was spending a few days
in the parish, anti on the Saturday
he called at the manse and asked
the minister to be allowed to
preach on the following day. “My
dear young man,” said the minis
ter, laying his hand gently on the
young man’s shoulder, “gin I lat
ye preach the morn, and ye gie a
better sermon than me, my fowk
wad never again be saisfted wi’
my preaching; and gin ye’re nae
a better preacher than me, ye’re
no’ worth listening tae!” * * *
And another, perhaps even more
characteristic, is told by Dr. John
Kerr as follows: Robbie, the
beadle of Kilwinning, once had to
dig a grave for the wife of a well
to-do, but niggardly farmer.
When all was over the farmer as-
Said Wisdom
to the
Hungry Man
Uneeda
Biscuit
In the In-er-seal Package with this trade
mark design on the ends in red and white.
suretl Robbie that ho was obliged
to him for the trouble he had
taken. “Oh,” said Robbie, ‘‘there
is nae sense in that, ye ken. It’s
just four-and-saxpence.” “Four
and-saxpencel I thought you
beadles did this for nothing.”
“Oh, faith, no. I just a get four
and-sax pence.,’ “I’ll not give
you four-and-saxpence. I’ll give
you half-a-crown.” “Faith, I’ll
no take it.” “Well if you’ll not
take half-a-crown, you’ll get noth
ing.” “Very weel,” said Robbie,
digging his spade into the grave,
“Dod, up she comes.” Robbie
got. his four-and-saxpence.
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Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter
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and mucuous surfaces of the system,
l’rice 75c. per bottle. Hold by all drug
gists. Testimonials free.
Hail’s Family Pills are the best.
Tlie Muii In White.
On an occasion when there was
a political gathering in one of our
Southern cities, a great banquet
was given. At the conclusion of
this banquet there were but two
of the participants who could go
unaided to their rooms in the ad
joining hotel, says the Galveston
News. One of these men was a
congressman of several years’
standing, the other the mayor of
a small “temperance town” Their
enemies would have told you that
it was not impossible for either of
these men to drink enough to
make them drunk without killing
them.
An hour or so after they reach
ed the hotel the congressman, who
had again become thirsty, started
out in search of something to
drink. He had a peculiar little
habit of wearing his night robes
reaching to the floor, and so as he
walked down the dimly lighted
corriders he held up his trailing
garment. A few yards ahead of
him lie beheld his friend, the tem
perance mayor.
“Hay, old fellow,” he called
Rheumatism JL
The liniment bottle and flannel strip are jT
familiar objects in nearly every household.
They are the weapons that have been used for
generations to fight old Rheumatism, and are
about as effective in the battle with this giant t Jf
disease as the Id underbuss of our forefathers • *
would be in modern warfare.
Rheumatism is caused by an acid, sour
condition of the blood. It is filled with acrid, irritating matter that settles
in the joints, milscles and nerves, and liniments and oils nor nothing
else applied externally can dislodge these gritty, corroding particles. They
were deposited there by the blood and can be reached only through the blood.
Rubbing with liniments sometimes relieve temporarily the aches and
pains, bbt these are only symptoms which are liable to return with every
change of the weather; the real disease lies deeper, the blood and system
are infected. Rheumatism cannot be radically and permanently cured
until the blood has been purified, and no remedy does this so thoroughly
and promptly as S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and sends a stream
i—, —of rich, strong blood to the affected parts, which
frN dissolves and washes out all foreign materials, and the
VN \N sufferer obtains happy relief from the torturing pains.
S. S. S. contains no potash or other mineral, but
t is a perfect vegetable blood purifier® and most
exhilarating tonic. Our physicians will advise, without charge, all who
write about their case, and we will send free our special book on Rheumatism
and its treatment. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a.
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k a
out, “cun you tell me where the
bar is?”
The reply came in a rather un
steady tone:
“Sorry, old lady, but that’s
what I’m looking for myself.”
The “old lady” gathered his
white robe around him and lied in
haste from the scene.
He Obliged ilie Teacher.
It was a pleasant school room in
that happy land beyond the Dele
ware and there was naught to dis
turb the sweet serenity of the
passing afternoon except the hum
of suppressed voices and the twit
tering of the little sparrows outside
says the Philadelphia Telegram.
The pretty teacher—for all school
teachers are pretty, save those
who hanged us over the head in
the halcyon days of yore—was
buried deep in a knotty mathe
matical problem and at the same
time trying to figure out how she
could buy all the candy stored up
up in Cambden county and still
hoard a sufficient quantity of the
coin of the realm to cut a dash at
the seashore next summer. The
Youngsters were deep in their
studies —Some firing spit-halls,
others sponges and a few prepar
ing bent pins for the fishing sea
son. Suddenly there was a snap
ing of fingers and a waving hand.
“What is it Johnny?” asked
the pretty teacher, as she pulled
herself from the mathematical aud
seashore problem.
“Jimmie Green slapped me on
the face, that’s what he did,” re
plied one of the frantically waving
hand.
“Well, soak him back,” was
the startling rejoinder of the little
schoolmarm.
The next moment there was a
flapping of wings like a rooster
preparing to crow ; then a sound
not dissimilar to an exploding
auto and a weird noise like the
sighing wind.
Johnny had soaked him good
and hard.
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