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■Kw Al has got to be ascommon as “pig=tracks.” We’ll sell you goods as cheap
WWJk\ as any of ’em, but we don’t propose to deceive you in thinking we are
IF! ° runn * n £ business for the fun that’s in it. All we want is a small
profit on what we sell==and so do those who sell “at and below cost,”
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grade goods at a crying dolls, Uegro dolls, fhat’we prevaricate when'*we say that what VOU dOtt’t SCC M ITIOSt likdV WC liaVC it
cheap price. The 5| £g| muslin dolls, kid body ftolls, we have the most, the prettiest and WIICIL /UU W X. 3 C 31 VVC lIdVC 11.
best goods are the fM rnKVif>r rlnllc the cheapest line of LAMPS ever shown
best value in the Hi jw ruuuei uuut>, cil. to t j, e p eo pi<, 0 f our little city before.
long-run. See OUT line of dolls. It will pay you to call, inspect and get
™ ™ our prices before you buy.
B. F. REEVES.
The Man Who Succeeds.
The man who does things, who
brings about results, who feels
in himself the power of achieve
ment and is determined to make
himself known in the world, nev
er waits to see what the crowd is
going to do. He never asks advice
of every body he knows or wants
for his precedent. He lays out
his plans, thinks his own thought,
directs his own energy. He does
not complain because obstacles
appear in his path, and, when he
comes to them, goes over or around
them. He never whines or grum
bles; he simply keeps to his task
in a vigorous, manly way. He
goes about every thing that he un
dertakes with a determination
that insures victory. It takes
courage and originality to take
steps out from the crowd and act
indipendently —to jump into deep
water, —as it were, and swim or
sink. The man who acts boldly
wins the confidence of the world.
—Ex.
A MILLION VOICES
Could liardly express the thanks of
Homer Hall, of West Point, la. Lis
ten why : A severe cold had settled on
hre lungs, causing a most obstinate
cough. Several physicians said he had
consumpion, but could not help him.
When all thought that he was doomed
he began to use Dr. King’s New Dis
covery for Consumption and writes —
“It completely cured me and saved my
life. I now weigh 227 pounds.” < It’s
postively guaranteed for Coughs. Colds
and Lung troubles. Price
Trial bottles free at W. A. Wkiohtb.
Every man knows that a crank
is some other fellow.
A rope often gets tight because
that is the way it is taught.
The man who is willing to help
you is usually unable to help
himself.
It is a curious psyscholcgical
fact that a man can be in a dozen
different minds.
OASTORIA.
B.u.the Haw always Boaflt
Correcting the Prayer Book.
In a recent Book of Common
Prayer the King’s printers omited
the word “well” in the offertory
“for with such sacrifices God is
well pleased,” and left out a com
ma after “grace” in the sentence
“outward and visible sign of an
inward and spiritual grace given
unto us,” in the Catechism.
The home secretary explained
yesterday that in leaving out the
word “well” the printers of the
Universities of Oxford and Cam
bridge, corrected an error in
earlier editions of the prayer book.
The printers agreed that the
comma should be omitted, so that
the interpretation of the sentence
should not be prejudiced in any
direction, it being clear that the
system of punctuation used in the
seventeenth century is not such
as to justify the basing of an argu
ment on the presence or absence
of this comma.
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis
courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor
Sand cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent ,
that it is not uncommon
for a child to be born
afflicted with v/eak kid
neys. If the child urin-
__. ates too often, if the
urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it Is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble Is due to a diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
V/omen as well as men are made mis
erable with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
Ttys mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. It Is sold
by druggists, in fifty-
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free, alse pamphlet tell- Horn* of samp- Root,
ing all about it, including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
8t Cos.. Binghamton. N. Y., be sure and
mention this paper.
THE BAB NEBVILLENEWS-G AZETTE. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1902.
Farm Life Best.
The happiest man in the world,
in all probability, is the progress
ive farmer. He labors enough to
insure health ; sees his broad acres
year after year, yield bountiful
harvest and has the respect and
good will of his neighbors. He is
more indipendent than any mon
arch on athrone in the whole world.
He sleeeps sounder and more
peaceful than the Czar of Russia
amid his gold, and this condition
will continue under the stimulus
of the friendship of his neighbors
when all the powerful rulers shall
have been gathered to their fa
thers. Blessed be the farmer! He
is the man we look to through
good and evil, in sickness and
health, in storm and in drouth.
He is the foundation of our whole
fabric. It is a hundred times
easier to succeed on the farm than
in than in the towns and cities,
but the young men and young
women can have more pleasures
along with the trials of town life
than in the country hence they
go for this reason to the
towns. If the men and women
who raise the boys and girls would
look to the pleasure and comfort
of the young people, exodus from
the farm would cease.—Ex.
HOWTO PREVENT CROUP.
It will be good news to mothers of
small children to learn that croup can
be prevented. The first sign of croup
is hoarseness. A day or two before the
attack the child becomes hoarse. This
is soon followed by a peculiar rough
cough, (-riveChamberlin’s Cough Rem
edy as soon as the child becomes hoarse,
or even after the rough cough appears,
and it will dispel all s mptomg of croup.
In this way all dangcrand anxiety may
be avoided. This remedy is used by
many thousands of mothers and has
never been known to fail. It is, in
fact, the only remedy that can always
be depended upon and that is pleasant
and safe to take For sale by Jno if.
bI.ACKBL’RX.
Some men come into the world
asking “Why?” but no one is
able to answer.
Kodoi Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat-
A Printer on the Farm.
The story is going the rounds
about a printer who tried his hand
at farming recently, but couldn’t
make it work right and is now back
at the case. He had a “wrong
font” team, a horse and a mule
and they would not “justify.” He
said the farmer “docked” him af
ter he had “pied” three or four
“colums” of potatoes, and bis ex
perience in agricultural pursuits
came to an abrupt end when he
asked the farmer’s wife whether
she wanted the hens set Tended or
solid.’,
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Sjfl, C
Signature of LjlaS^fY.
She Knew Them All.
She was a very talkative old
auntie and her memory was re
markable. Her nephew from the
city soon realized the strength of
both of these characteristics.,
“Say aunty,” he puts in when
he found an opening in the old
woman’s continuous chain of rem
iniscences, did you ever know
the Keeter family that used to
live around here somewhere?
“Knew’em all,” cried the old
woman without a moment of hes
itation. Yes indeed.”
“Did you know Amos?” contin
ued the joker.
“Amos Keeter!” cried the old
woman again. “Well, I should
say I did. Many’s the party he’s
taken me to. Amos Keeter? Dear,
dear how his name does call up
good old times!”
And then the wicked nephew
had to go out behind the wood
shed to laugh.—Ex.
OA.STORZA..
Bean the _/J Kmd You Haw 11 ways BougM
Killed two Birds.
A worthy man, who was very
sensitive and retiring, having lost
his wife, privately requested that
he might be remembered in the
minister’s morning prayer from
the pulpit but he usked that his
name might not be mentioned.
On Sunday morning the good
minister prayed moat eloquently
for the brother, “upon whom the
heavy hands of sore affliction has
so lately fallen.”
At this point an elderly man
whom the minister bad married
to a very young wife during the
week, rose with a bounce, and
stamped down the aisle, mutter
ing loud enough to be heard all
over the church:
“It may be an affliction, but
I’m blest if I want to be prayed
fof in that fashion.”—Ex.
She—“ You say the chicken
soup isn’t good? Why 1 told the
cook how to make it. Perhaps
she didn’t catch the idea.”
He—“No 1 think it was the
chicken she didn’t catch.” —Ex.
CATARRH
The treatment of Catarrh with antiseptic and
astringent washes, lotions, salves, medicated tobacco I#w'’
and cigarettes or any external or local application, is £ fL
just as senseless as would be kindling a fire oil top of
the pot to make it boil. True, these give temporary \JBjm HHU
relief, but the < avities and passages of the head and the
bronchial tubes soon fill up again with mucus.
Taking cold is the first step towards Catarrh, for it I
cheek-s perspiration, and the poisonous acids and WhmH'
vapors which should pass off through the skin, are
thrown back upon the mucous membrane or inner skin,
producing inflammation and excessive flow of mucus,
much of which is absorbed into the blood, and through the circulation
reaches every part of the system, involving the Stomach, Kidneys and other
parts of the body. When the disease assumes the dry form, the breath
becomes exceedingly foul, blinding are frequent, the eyes red,
hearing affected and a constant ringing in the ears. No remedy that does
not reach the polluted blood can cure Catarrh. S. S. S. expels from the
S, - | circulation all offensive matter, and when rich, pure
blood is again coursing through the body the
mucous membranes become healthy and the skin
KOj [Oj active, all the disagreeable, painful symptoms disap
pear, and a permanent, thorough cure is effected.
S. S. S. being a strictly vegetable blood purifier does not derange the
Stomach and digestion, but the appetite and general health rapidly improve
under its tonic effects. Write us about your case and get the best medical
advice free. Book on blood and skin diseases sent on application.
THE SWIFT SPCCIFIC CO.. Atlanta, fte.
Where The Sun Jumps A Uay.
For many years wise men were
constantly asking the question:
“Where does the sun skip aday?”
It took along time and a great
deal of discussion to settle the
question, hut ut last it was settled.
Chatham Island, lying just off
the coast of New Zealand, in the
South Paeific ocean, is the one
habitable point of the globe where
the day of the week changes. It
is just in line of demarkation be
tween dates.
There at high 12, Sunday noon
ceases and Monday noon begins.
Sunday comes into a man’s house
on the east side and becomes Mon
day by the time it passes out the
western door. A man sits down
to his noonday dinner on Sunday
and it is Monday noon before he
finishes it. There Saturday is
Sunday, and Sunday is Monday,
and Monday becomes suddenly
changed into Tuesday.
Some witty observer has said
that people who have lost much
time ought to go to Chatham Is
land for, by taking an early start,
there they can always be one day
ahead.