The Montgomery monitor. (Mt. Vernon, Montgomery County, Ga.) 1886-current, March 25, 1920, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextAFTER 6 YEARS--STILL WEli Now Strong and Hearty Though Case Looked Hopeless "Six yearn ago I wan in awful condi tion,” says K. K. Chase, 36 E. Cross St , Ypnilanti, Mi' h. ‘'My family wa* told 1 couldn't live more than two month*. 1 was in constant pain from ■ ~— the uric acid and wai *o bad with JT . \ rheumatism nt*> u Sya legs ace me d all Ij Yj drawn up. My MlhO. VI ha ck never ,< »*«®i t'.'Zr’ tV, topped hurting. U j, \JTJ The kidney secre \l l\ *y tiona were held Ht, y r hack until only a W A fl‘w drops came, .5 /yk and I bloated un * thought my I %:y-' •in would hunt. <gu \ y/jfdjriffnr My leg* were twice 'fol r /Hl'll their normal size. “The water «. cl.— seemed to fill my *'chest and preas against the heart. For three months I never moved out of the chair and I choked and gasped for breath like a dying man. All the doctoring failed, and my weight went, from THS to 125 pounds. "Doan't Kidney Pillx saved my life. 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Leah fw tks Bam Geld Medal om .vary baa act apt au uaitatlaa BERLIN UNDER BAYONET RULE WHOLE COUNTRY EXCEPT THE ' SOUTHERN STATES, IS IN REBELLIOUS MOOD CROWDS INSULT KAPP MEN Reform# Demanded Os President Ebert By German Radicals Are Numerotis Ni-w York. Berlin in Btlll under the | rule of bayonets, but troops loyal to | the Ebert government patrol the streets. Forces which supported the regim eset up by Dr. Wolgang Kapp and his followers have left Berlin. Withdrawal of these soldiers, how ever, left chaos behind, as the rear guard turned against jeering crowds j In (inter den Linden and fired, many citizi ns being killed and scores being t wounded. More bloodshed occurred ! near the parliament buildings, while J in Chariot tenburg and other suburb ! da lies resulted in loss of life. While radical elements have not made organized attateks on the rap j Hal, economic conditions are described las serious. The resumption of power by the constitutional government is opposed by those who believed It bar gained with the reactionaries who tried to seize control, and there seems to be an urgenl demand for a reor ganization of the ministry and further changes in policy. Reports from Germany outside of Berlin are of such character that a clear view of the situation is hard to obtain at present. TURKISH FACTIONS FIGHT THE TERMS DF ENTENTE PEACE Constantinople.—Leaders of the Turkish Nationalists from Azerbaijan to Palestine seem to be co-operating In a movement to oppose allied pro posals for a peace unfavorable to Turkey. Men closely associated with i Mustaphu Kemal, leader of the Nation alists, have been skillfully promoting | opposition to all foreign interference, It is asserted, and the Arabs, Kunrds, | ami other tribes are said to be aligned | with forces planning to checkmate any movement on the part of the en tente looking to the partitioning of the country. The whole movement seems to be political rather tliun religious, It be ing declared by many not to be Pan- Islamic in any way. Whether Bol shevism enters Into the situation has not as yet developed bill it may turn in that direction. Mesopotamia has so far held aloof from the Russian Bolshevik!. Turkish newspapers frankly say the allies cannot muster sufficient strength to force an unacceptable peace upon the country. Prohibition Agents Relieved Os Power Chicago. Agents under Maj. A. V. Dalrymple, prohibition commissioner for the six central states, are relieved of all power except to locate contra land liquor, by an order issued by John K. Kramer, national prohibition supervisor. Mr. Kramer directed that the prohibition sleuths should make no searchers or seizures without the approval of the district attorney; that they should obtain warrants iroiu the United States commissioner before making raids, that they should be ac companied by u United States marshal on all raids, and that confiscated liquor should be placed iu custody of the marshal, and not held in Dalrymple's office or warehouse. “Wet" Measure Finding Much Favor Annapolis, Md The Maryland house of delegates, without a roll call, adopted the favorable report on the Jones three and a half per cent liquor bill, after reaching an understanding that the bill will he open to amend j meat on the third reading. The bill was amended in the open house to meet Delegate Uainbrill's objections,, and the changes were approved by Governor Ritchie. The amendment I provides that the measure is not to go into effect unless the l nited States j Supreme court decides that such leg islation is within the power of the i states to enact or unless the Supreme ' court decides the Volsted prohibition enforcement act unconstitutional. Murders Mark Rule Os The British London The assassination of 27 police and government employees in j Ireland s'nee January lof last year was officially announced in the house of commons by James lan MacPher | sou. chief secretary tor Ireland. He ' gave the following statistics: Mur ders Royal Irish constabulary. 18; , Dublin police, 6; soldiers. 2; other government servants, 1; total 27. At ; tempted murders: Irish constabulary, j *r>; Dublin police. 17; soldiers. ■»; j other government servants 3 Total SO. Abduction Charged To Detectives Nashville. Tenn.—The Davidson I county grand jury returned indict j meats against City Detectives Walter I Recr-c George Redmond. Gus Kiger and Karl Kiger. and Patrolman H. H. Bills, charging them with the abduc lion mi November 18 last of J. B. taiwson, a visiting official of the street railway employees' association. Three sets ot indictments were returned. Om* charged the officials with oppression and another charged them with mali cious threats. THE un »'-n'i, MONITOR. MT. VERNON. GEORGIA. GERMANS END REVOLUTION ■ New Government For Germany To 1 Be Constituted Out Os Members * Old And New Regime E Berlin. —The counter revolution in Germany appears to have reached the end of the road. There is a strong probability that shortly one govern ment will be in control, and that Pres ident Kbert will come back to Berlin with his ministers. t A basis of agreement between the government set up by Dr. Wolfgang Kapp as chancellor and the govern ment of President Kbert is enunciated e in a declaration issued by the present 3 Berlin government. Announcement is b made that negotiations with a settle b rnent in view have been opened be ) tween the two governments at the in stance of PresidentEbert and his asso * ciates. There is, however, no direct >' confirmation of this from Ebert, who * is understood to be at Stuttgart. f Briefly Chancellor Kapp is agree ? able to the continuance in office of * the “present imperial president”— “ who is Friedrich Ebert; he renounces 1 the formation of a new ministry and places the direction of affairs in the 1 hands of the under-secretaries of state. The agreement as set forth by Chan -1 cellor Kapp. provides for a cabinet, r which shall include "professional min * isters,” or experts; elections within ‘ two months for members of the reich -1 stag and the Prussian national assem bly and subsequently an election for ' imperial president” by the people— until which time Ebert shall hold the f reins of power. REVOLT BREAKS OUT AMONG THE JAPANESE TROOPS IN SIBERIA Stated That Soldiers Have Ripped Off Shoulder Straps And Substituted Red Stripes 1 London. —A revolt has broken out » among several units of the Japanese troops in Siberia, according to a wire -1 less dispatch sent out by the Soviet 1 government at Moscow. The soldiers ripped off their shoulder straps : substituted red straps, the dispatch re ' ports. ■ Growth of the revolutionary move ' ment it; Korea is also reported by the dispatch, which says that the Japan ese authorities have made man; ur lests. At the same time, the Soviet message asserts, the Japanese govern ivnt is taking special measu es to fight the Comniun.st movement ar Howe. EX-KAISER’S GUARD IS INCREASED BY THE i HOLLAND GOVERNMENT i Amsterdam. —Advices here indicate . that the Dutch government will take no chances with the former kaiser of ■ Germany and his son. the former crown prince. Alarmed bv reports oi the monarchists tendencies of the rev * olution in Berlin, the Dutch authori , t.es. dispatches say. have increased ■ lheir guard around the former emper or's retreat, adding a detachment of mounted police to the sem-ies already on duty. Wieringen dispatches say that the former crown prince is watching all i reports from Germany with the closest i interest. Freiherr von Zoebelitz, a close friend of the prince has arrived ! at Wieringen. The prince's aide de . camp announced that the prince lias . no connection whatever with the rev -1 olution. . May Pick Cemetery For U. S. Boys Washington.—Relatives of American boys who fell in France who wish the bodies of the men t oremain in France * may have them interred either in an I American or a French cemetery, ac , cording to announcement made hy 1 the graves registration section of the ■ war department. * Murder Charged To Prohibition Agent I New York. —First degree murder is * charged in an indictment returned .. against tSewart N. McMullin. a prohi * bit ion agent, who recently shot and t killed Henry Carlton, a chauffeur, in > an East Side apartment house during t a raid. Assistant District Attorney I - O'Shaughnessy announced that evi > donee would be produced to prove that > iMc.Mullin did time in Sing Jiug under i th** name of John Conway for a hold up. t 1,000 Homeless Following Huge Fire ; j Grand View. Texas. —Approximately i ' 1.000 persons were homeless and seven r of the eight business blocks were in * ! ruins— with an estimated loss of from - one and a half million to two million * dollars, as the result of a fire which j | burned for twenty-four hours. The fill* ; . j originated In the southern part ot the j l- town and fanned by a high wind it - j burned a wide V-shaped swath through: . | the residential portions despite efforts I ; | of fire departments from nearby towns. . I it is believed no one was killed. s $60,000 Necklace Stolen In New York i | New York. —Theft of a sixty thou - j sand dollar diamond necklace from r ■ Mm. Emily Ladenbtirg. widow of r! Adolph I-adenburg. and once report ed engaged to Col. John Jacob Astor, 1 has been learned. Saul Rothman, an J elevator boy in the apartment house ■ 1 in which she lives, has been arrested 1 ? and placed in jail charged with the * ! robbery. The necklace was recovered, j i according to the police, at Roth young . j Rothman's home and has been restored Jto Mrs. Ladenburg. J 1 BOLIVIA WARNED BY UNITED STATES i UNCLE SAM’S AID TO PREVENT ! WAR IS SOUGHT BY ; PERU : SITUATION LOOKS SERIOUS Two Urgent Notes Already Sent Bo livia By State Department, And Third May Follow Washington.—lnsistent representa tions to Bolivia not to disturb the peace of South America has been made by the American government as a result of the anti-Peruvian manifes tations at La Paz. In connection with . the communications it was stated that Peru has sought the good offices of the United States to prevent hostili ties. Two notes have been sent and a third is ready to go forward unless a reply to the others is received soon. The first was dispatcher! immediately after official news was received of the attack on the Peruvian legation in the Bolivian capital and the second was shortly after put on the cables. Officials view the situation as se rious and the representations made by the state department are described as urgent. Dispatches to tlje Peruvian embassy say events in Bolivia resulted from the influence of the Chilean govern ment and the activity of Chilean agents. It is known this view also is held in other diplomatic and in some official circles. Embassy ofifcials expressed the be lief that there was an effort to force Peru into a war against its former "Slly in the war, against Chile in the eighties, out of which grew the Arica- Tacna dispute. The Peruvians charge General Montes, a candidate for the presidency of Bolivia, who is reported *o he leading the anti-Peruvian mani festations. is being supported by Chile and is being supplied with arms and amnuinitiqn from that country. GREATEST NAVY IN WORLD BY 1924 IS PLAN OF CONGRESS Committee Report Would Provide 47 Capital Ship Building Program Washington.—The United States by 1924 will have a navy equal of any in the world if the program outlined in the appropriation bill, formally re ported to the house, is carried out, Chairman Butler of the naval affairs committee says. This is in spite of the hig reductions made in Secretary Daniels' recommendations. Reports to the committee are that Creat Britain is planning very little naval construction during the next few years, because of the heavy "after the war” burdens. Under the present program the Unit ed States in 1924 will have 47 fighting ships of the first and second line, as compared with sixty of Great Britain, Mr. Bulter says. The difference in numbers will be offset by the fact that most of the American warships will be of the latest design and arm ament. All Efforts To Salvage U-Boat Fail San Diego, CaL—Repeated attempts to tow to deeper water the subma rine H-l which grounded off Rqdondo Point, Magdalena Bay, with the loss of four lives, have failed through the snapping of lines, according to radio messages from Commander McCrary of the destroyer Sinclair. Stormy weather is interfering seriously with the work, he reported. Naval officers expressed fear that the season soon would drive the submarine so deeply into the sand it would be difficult to save her. Parson Accused Os Stealing Jewelry Columbus, Ohio. —The Rev. A. M. Johnson. Columbus, arrested hy the i police on complaint of Mrs. Elizabeth Metca’f. wife of an attorney here, who charges the minister with theft of a handbag containing $7,156 in jewelry j and securities, while paying a social | call at her home. Allied Occupation Precipitates Clash Constantinople.—Constantinople is occupied by allied forces under Gen. Sir George P. Milne of the British army. This long-looked-for military demonstration by the allies against Turkey has been carried out with but i one untoward happening, a serious j i lash at the war office, where the ' Turks resisted the allied troot*?. An j exchange of shots resulted in which i setcral Punjabi of the British East Indian forces and a few of the Turks were killed. Sheriff Charged With Moonshining Nashville. Tenn. Sheriff A P. Warren of Warren county hais been arraigned in the federal court and : pleaded not guilty to the charge of distilling. Warren was indicted and • his trial will be held shortly. The i lase has attracted widespread inter | est as a result of Fred Mnrphv, a I government witness in the case, hav ing been found hanging recently in the Warren county jail at McMinn- I ville. Sheriff Warren was exonerated | by the authorities ALLIES TO WAIVE WAR DEBT I Will Also Ask America To Aid Further To Internationalize Entire War Debt, Says Fess Washington.—The allied nations soon will launch a drive for the can cellation of the loans of ten million dollars made to them by the United States during the war and for further contributions by this government to , ward internationalization of the entire war debt. This warning has been served on the house by Representative Fess of Ohio (Rep.). The warning came on a de bate on the bill authorizing the United States rain Corporation to sell its sur plus of five million barrels of low grade flour to Poland, Austria and Ar menia for cash or credit. Mr. Fess is chairman of the Republican congres sional campaign committee and one of the recognized leaders in the house. The European countries, he declared, j will demand further extensions of gov ernment credit before the present con i gress expires and if the demand is | granted they will demand another in crease within four months. But if the United States is to stay out of the vortex into which Europe has been plunged, the Ohio congress man urged, “we must stop extending government credit to Europe.” Mr. Fess said he had no objection to the pending bill, but he was cer tain it would be followed by other de mand. The bill was passed 283 to 12 with two members voting "present,” and now goes to the senate. Congressman Fess gave as his au thorities for the assertion that the al lied nations will soon make a drdive on the United States for cancellation of their debts to this country and in ternationalization of the entire war debt, Paul Ribot and Jacques Steraes, noted French financial experts, and J. M. Keynes of England. Mr. Keynes represented the British treasury at the peace conference and also was deputy for the chancellor of the exchequer of the supreme economic council. MAY ASK STATUS OF UNITED STATES TROOPS NOW IN GERMANY Washington.—Congress may take steps to determine whether the 15,000 United States troops now in Germany are to be used against the revolution ists, in the event that allied leaders order such action. Chairman Kahn of the house milita- J ry affairs committee, is preparing a ; resolution calling on Secretary Baker I to inform congress of “the exact sta tus” of American soldiers on German j soil. Under the state of war existing be -1 tween the United States and Germany the president can use the troops as he sees fit, but congressional leaders want it made plain that no such ac tion should be taken by the president until congress has passed an authori zation resolution. Because of reports of fighting in Germany between the opposing fac tions, house leaders believe Kahn’s resolution should be put through so j congress would be prepared to act should the situation involve the other ! powers. Peruvian Legation Attacked By Mob Lima, Peru. —The Peruvian legation at»*La Paz, the Bolivian capital, was attacked by a mob of a thousand men. The Peruivia nconsulate and private residences of Peruvians were also at tacked. The government shields on the official building were torn down I and windows -were broken. The Pe ruvian minister and the consuls with their families were at the theater when the outbreak occurred. New Mexican Revolt May Soon Come Douglas, Ariz.—The most formida- j ble revolution yet launched in Mexico | is due to break about July 1, with General Obregon, once Carranza's lead- ! ing soldier, heading it, according to j | information received by the Fall in- j ; vestigation committee. Recognition Denied “King Os Syria” London.—The British and French I j governments have notified Prince Fei- j ! sal, son of the king of Hedjaz. that j they cannot recognize the validity of the decision of the Damascus congress, I ; which proclaimed' him king of Syria, j Premier Lloyd-George made this state- j i meat in the house of commons in | : answer to a question. Prejudice In Certain Commodity Rates Washington.—The interstate com- : merce commission has ruled that class ; and commodity rates from Ohio and Mississippi River crossings, Chicago and related points, were unduly preju dicial to Meridian, Miss., and unduly j preferential to New Orleans. Mobile \ and Vicksburg. Class rates from Chi cago. Cairo, St. Louis and Louisville and rates on grain from Cairo and St. j Louis were found unduly prejudicial to Jackson. Miss., and unduly prefer ential to New Orleans, Vicksburg and i Natchez. ■~ l - Admits Scheme To Evade Taxes Newark. N. J. —Richard V, Linda bury j (counsel for the Francisco Sugar cbm- j pany), a New Jersey corporation, ad- j rnitted in the court of chancery here that the company proposed to lease its assets to be known as the Ccmpania Azucar Francisco in order to escape payment of federal income and excess profits taxes amounting annually to approximately one million dollars. The statement was made during a heating on a suit brought by a Philadelphia stockholder If You Need a Medicine You Should Have the Best Have you ever stopped to reason why it is that so many products that are ex tensively advertised, all at once drop out of sight and are soon forgotten? The reason is plain —the article did not fulfill the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medicine. A» medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost, sells itself, as like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to fhose who are in need of it. A prominent druggist says “Take for example Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, a preparation I have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent re sults, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy has so large a *a!e.” According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is due to the fact, so many people claim, that it fulfills al most every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri nary troubles and neutralizes the uric acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y., and enclose ten cents: also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores. —Adv. Makes a Difference. “My wife is making it hot for me because I won’t give her the pin money she wants.” * “But. you ought to give your wife pin money.” “Great Soott, man, the pin she v. ants this money for is a diamond one.” TAKE ASPIRIN RIGHT Bayer Company, who introduced As* pirin in 1900, give proper directions. To get quick relief follow carefully the safe and proper directions in each unbroken package of “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin.” This package is plainly stamped with the safety “Bayer Cross.” The “Bayer Cross” means the gen uine, world-famous Aspirin, prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years. “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” can be taken safely for Colds, Headache. Toothache,. Earache, Neuralgia, Lum bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neu ritis, and Pain generally. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents. Druggists also sell larger “Bayer” packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylic acid. —Adv. Why He Wanted Strong Ones. “Gimme three cigars,” ordered O’Rourke, shoving a quarter across the counter. “Strong ones or mild?” “Gimme the strong ones. The weak wans is always bustin’ in me pocket." —The American Legion Weekly. ! 100%_PEP! ( If Constipated, Bilious S or Headachy, take “Cascarets.” J | Feel bully! Be efficient! Don’t stay sick, bilious, headachy, constipated. Remove the liver and bowel poison which is keeping your head dizzy, your tongue coated, your breath bad and stomach sour. Why not spend a few cents for a box of Coscarets and enjoy the nicest, gentlest laxative-ca thartic you ever experienced? Cas carets never gripe, sicken or incon venience one like Salts, Oil, Calomel or harsh Pills. They work while yon | sleep.—Adv. Wise in His Generation. I ' Irate Parent —What you need, young man. is it sound thrashing.' Johnny—Well. pa. my Sunday school j teacher says that the Lord will supply j our needs, and 1 don’t mind waiting.— ! Boston Transcript. j . RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, I a small box of Barbo Compound, and % oz. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a j week until it becomes the desired shade. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very littie cost. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, i and will make harsh hair soft and glossy, j It will not co’or the scalp, is not sticky or 1 greasy, and does not rub off. —Adv. All the Same. “Are you wearing your last year’s clothe*?” "Yes; and probably my next year's ] clothes, too.” Cutlcura for Pimply Faces. To remove pimples and blackheads smear them with Cutlcura Ointment. Wash off in five minutes with Cutl | cura Soap and hot water. Once clear keep your skin clear by using them for dally toilet purposes. Don’t fail to In clude Cnticum Talcum. —Adv. The Reason. Friend —“Why do you prefer comedy | roles?" Movie Actress —“I've got ; pretty teeth, you know." —Fil-u Fun. When yon have decided that the Worms i or Tapeworm must *be exterminated, get “Dead Shot”—Dr. Peerv’s Vermifuge One dose will expel them —Adv. Such ttings a« come to the man who waits are seldom the things he has been waiting for. —Implement Record. Ceremonies differ, but true polite ness is ever the same.