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A FLORIDA WOMAN’S
EXPERIENCE
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Prayed for Cure
Finds it After 10 Years
Food Would Sour and Boil
—Teeth Like Chalk
Mr. Herbert M. (leaner writes from bis
borne in Berlin, N. II.:
1 had stomach trouble over ten years;
kept getting worse. I tried everything for
relief but it came buck worse than ever.
Ixiri, fall I go! awfully bad; could only cat
light loaf bread and tea. In January I got
so had that what I would cat would sour
and boil; my tcetli would he like chalk.
I suffered terribly. I prayed every day for
something to cure me. One day I rend
about EATONIC and told my wife to get
me a box at the drug store as I was going
to work nt 4 p. in. I took one-third of it
and began to feel relief; when it was
threo-fourth'i gone. 1 felt fine and when it
was used up I had no pains. W ife got me
another box but 1 lmve felt the pain but
twice. *1 used live tablets out of the new
Imix and I have no more stomach trouble.
Now l write to fell you how thankful I
• m that I heard of F.ATONIC. I feel like
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of water, and it never hurts me nt all.
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W. N. U.. ATLANTA. NO. 15-1920.
U. S. WARSHIPS
GOING TO MEXICO
TWO WARSHIPS FROM PACIFIC
FLEET EN ROUTE TO MEX
ICAN WATERS
TG INVESTIGATE SITUATION
The Most Important Mexican Gate
way On The Pacific Is Threat
ened by Sonora Troops
Washington.—Two warships from
the Pacific fleet are <*n route to
| Mexican waters to protect American
citizens and Interests at Mazatlan and j
Topolobampo. They were dispatched
from San Diego on orders from the
navy department after a request for
protection had come from state de
partment representatives at those two
Mexican Pacific ports.
A similar request came from the gov
ernment agent, at Krontera on the gulf
coast, hut was not acted upon pend
fng further Investigation of the sit
uation there. The cruiser is at Tam
pico only a short distance away.
Tli<! exact situation at Mazatlan and
• Topolobampo was not known here.
| There had been no report of disturb
| uia es at either place and latest ad-
I vices said a federal force of 350 men
and two cannon had arrived at Mazat
iau. Sonora state forces in rebellion
against the Carrunza government are
known to he pushing on towards Ma
zatlan, the most important Mexican
gatewuy on the Pacific. This force is
now well south of Topolobampo, but
whether a detachment had been de
ployed to make an assault there was
not eb ar
At the navy department it was said
that the cruiser Salem and destroyer
No. 27(1, the ships ordered to Mexico,
wore under instructions to investigate
the situation. There ure extensive
American interests at Mazatlan, where
the Mexlco-Califomia Steamship com
pany lias its terminal. Word has been
received at the offices of the company
that both of the Mexican ports have
been dosed.
The cruiser Sacramento was at
Krontera on April 13 and remained a
short lime. Some uneasiness was felt
there at that time.
CAILLAUX, FORMER FRENCH
PREMIER, EXILED FIVE YEARS;
LOSES CIVIL RIGHTS 10 YEARS
He Has But One Month To Serve In
Prison, Having Already Been In
carcerated For 28 Months
Paris. -The French senate made cer
tain that former Premier Joseph Pail
laux should not perforin a political
“comeback" for at least five years, per
haps for ten years, when It added to
lus sentence of 3 years in prison the
clause.', prohibiting him from living
in certain parts of France lor five
years and depriving him of his elec
toral rights for a decade,
Cuillatix’u friends had long lieeu
claiming that the former prime min
ister was being deprived of a chance
! to go on his trial before the senate
high court because Georges Clemon
ceuu. the “father of victory,” was
afraid the court would acquit, him. And
they confidently believed that acquit
tal would be immediately followed by
a classic political battle between these
two giants of French polities.
During the five years of restricted
residence t'alllaux's hands will be pret
ty tightly tied and the handicap will
extend, though perhaps less severe,
until his electoral rights are restored.
At any rate, whether for that solo
purpose or not, (Tomenceau did man
age to keep his enemy locked up dur
ing the peace negotiations, thus ob
viating the mighty disturbance which
a free CttilUiux surely would have cre
ated.
Severe as tin* sentence undoubtedly
is in the political sense, still Parisians
asked whether it would satisfy Clem
etueau, who all along vowed that I'ail
laux ought to be shot.
(’uilUnix has but one month to serve
in prison. He has been immured soi
l’s months of elapsed time which
counts ns 35 months served because
he was in solitary confinement. That
leaves one month of the three-year
sentence.
Illegal Business Os War Uncovered
Washington. Illegal transactions
involving millions have been uucov
,*red in an investigation of war con
tracts by ih*> department of justice.
Attorney General Palmer says: "Mil
lions will be saved for the government
through civil and criminal prosecu
tions now completed or under way.
he says. In one class of contracts
questionable vouchers caused pay
ment to bo withheld ou $4,420,000. As
a result of indictments at Seattle, |
about $150,000 will be recovered
' ‘—
Jap Soldiers Fired On U. S. Official
Washington. —Offend reports receiv
ed by the war department say that
during ihc recant fighting between
the Japanese and Czechs at Hailer,
Siberia, the Japanese fired on the bar
racks of the American inspector at
Hailer. The inspector is believed by
department officials to be attached j
n> the American railway commission. |
He was not injured. According to the I
department's advices, the clash be
tween the Japanese aud the Czechs:
has caused a critical situation.
THE MONTGOMERY MONITOR, MT. VERNON. GEORGIA.
FLEA IS REJECTED BY ALLIES
The Turkish Treaty Was Approved By
The Council In The General Form
In Which It Was Drawn
Ban Reno. The Inter allied su
preme council began its formal ses
sions in the Villa de Vauchau, on the
hills to the northwest of the main
town.
In considering the Turkish treaty j
the council decid'd to reply to Pres- ]
ident Wilson’s note on the subject,
giving him full explanations as to why
it could not accept the points he made
in this connection.
The reply of the allies in thus sure
piying full information on this ques
tion is taken here to indicate their
general attitude toward the United
States government in treating the un
settled European problems.
The Turkish treaty was approved
by the council the general form in j
which it was drawn by the council of
foreign ministers in London. Changes
were made in two points, but these
were not disclosed, it was decided to
request the Turkish plenipotentiaries j
to present themselves in London on
May 14 to receive the treaty.
The draft of the reply to President
Wilson, in accordance with the coun
cil’s decision, is being prepared and
will be submitted to the council in
the near future.
At the afternoon meeting the coun
cil continued consideration of the
Turkish treaty, discussing the financial
clauses, tiie Bagdad railroad and Turk
ish bonds. The financial experts of
I tie three governments were in attend
ance.
Sir John Cadman, Creat Britain’s oil
expert, has been sent for in connection
with Turkish oil for shipping and oth
er fuel purposes. Italy and France are
short of oil.
There seems no doubt that the pre
miers are agreed a joint declaration
must be sent to Germany requiring her
to fulfill the conditions of the Ver
sailles treaty and that if she does not
do so the allies will take measures to
compel her. Tlite premiers, however,
have not yet agreed upon the form of
pressure to be used should Germany
continue negligent.
TWENTY-TWO LIVES LOST
IN TORNADO; ONE HUN
DRED MORE ARE INJURED
Yell County, Arkansas, Seems To Have
Borne The Brunt Os The
Maddened Storm
Little Rock, Ark.—Twenty -two
known dead, at least one hundred in
jured and large property loss resulted
from tornadoes that swept through
northwestern Arkansas.
Communication with the storm-swept
section, all of which is in the Ozark
hills, is difficult at best, and, as a
result of the storm, the limited facil
ities arc greatly crippled.
An unconfirmed report from Blaine,
Logan county, said twenty persons
were killed there.
Yell county bore the
brunt of the :?iunn with eighteen j
deaths reported. The other four |
known fatalities were in Johnson :
county.
Two entire families were wiped out ,
in the llarkley’s valley community of
Yell county. Mr. and Mrs. Charles
llowe and their four children and Dan
Howe, father of Charles Howe, met |
death in the ruins of their home. The
only survivor o£ the family was a
baby blown two hundred yards by the
wind and deposited unhurt between
two uprooted pine trees.
A woman named Mrs. Brock and her
five children were killed when their
home in Darkeys’ valley was demol
ished. .Mrs. J. \V. 801 l and son, John
Bell, and a man named Murphy, also
were killed in Harkey’s valley.
Mrs. Mike Teague, near Belleville,
Yell county, and Mrs. Charles Zacli
ry. and three children, Hickorytown,
Johnson county, are the other identi
fied victims.
OVER 300,000 FAILED TO
MAKE TRUE RETURNS
UNDER REVENUE LAWS
Washington.—Despite the govern
ment’s war time* appeal for tax pay
ments as a patriotic duty, more than
three hundred thousand firms and in
dividuals failed to make honest re
turns under the revenue law in tha
last two years, the bureau of internal
revenue announces. In a six months'
drive, which ended February 1, $13,-
051.000 in delinquent taxes were col
lected. Commission Williams reports.
I Labor Demands Withdrawal Os Troops
Paris.— Demands for withdrawal of
French forces sent into German cities
cast of the Rhine, abandonment of new
colonial expeditions, such as that in
Syria, at present, and release of the
class of 191 S from the colors, are made
in a manifesto issued by the general
federation of labor in calling upon
workmen to joiu in the May-day strike,
j Those measures should he adopted, it
I is said, to "show the world that France j
j w ishes for peace."
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Negro Lynched By Mob Os Kansans
Pittsburg. Kan. —A mob estimated
to have numbered one thousand per
sons surrounded the jail at Mulberry,
near here, seized a negro identified as
having attacked a young white girl
and hanged him to a telephone pole.
The mob made no attempt to molest
a white youth who. with the negro, was
! captured by a posse later. The attack
- upon the young woman took place
while she was on her way to Mulberry
from her home near that place. She
j was found tied to two trees by a small
jboy who was playing in the vicinity.
ARMENIA SHOVED
AT UNITED STATES
SUPREME COUNCIL ASKS WILSON
TO ACCEPT MANDATE FOR
NEW REPUBLIC
PALESTINE GOES TO ENGLAND
Britain Gets Mandate For Mesopota
mia, France Mandatory
For Syria
San Remo. —’rtie supreme council is
sending a formal request to President
Wilson that the United States govern
ment take the mandate for Armenia.
The council i« leaving to President
Wilson the arbitration of the differ
; ences over the boundaries of Armenia.
The council awarded a mandate for
Mesopotamia and Palestine to Great
Britain and a mandate for Syria to
| France.
In placing Palestine under a Brit
isn mandate the council established
within the ancient limits of the Holy
Land what is called "the national
home of the Jews.”
The terms of the mandate protect
the national rights of Jewish citizens
of other countries. That is to say, a
Jew of American, British, French or
other nationality may retain his na
tionality, although he is also a citizen
of the state of Palestine. The rights
of Arabs also are protected, there be
ing six hundred thousand in Palestine
and one hundred thousand Jews. The
mandate is limited generally by what
is known as the Balfour declaration,
tion of Palestine since the de
cupatiou of Palestine since the de
feat of the Turkish forces by the Brit
ish Field Marshal Viscount Allenby.
France has bee nthe protecor of
the Christians in Syria since the mid
dle ages, having been designated for
ji<* purpose l>y the holy see. The ques
tion with regard to Syria has been in
serious controversy between the
French and British governments since
the armistice was signed, particularly
over the point whether Franco should
have all of what is geographically out
lined as Syria, or only certain parts.
The boundaries of Syria and Meso
potamia will he determined by nego
tiation later between France and
Great Britain. The Mesopotamia man
date is given subject to friendly ar
rangement with the Italian govern
ment over economic rights.
COMPANY OF BLIND
SOLDIERS AROUSES
BRITISH SYMPATHY
Swing Into London From 200-Milv
Hike To Protest Against
Official Neglect
London. —Shouting "Tipperary,” the
same song tney saag over the country
roads of Flanders, sSO of England s
blinued soldiers swung into London,
completing a 200-uiile march to pro
tcist to Andrew Lunar Law, as gov
ernment iv |. rifeeiuaure, against uf
llcial neglect..
"vv e demand state aid aud social
jU'Stice,' read tue device ou the ban
; Hers Happing above the sightless ranks
nose metuoers were assembled from
men* wiueiy scattered homes into
I groups winch started the march from
Luton, Leeds and Manchester. The
murcuers were met by representatives
ot me National League ot me Blind,
under whose auspices the uemoustra
uou is being conducted.
April 2luu the column marched to
Westminster and,was received person
al.y by Bonnr Law, in the absence ot
i leaner David Lloyd-George.
No other public demonstration in a
country that "demonstrates" tor the
redress ot every sort ot wrong, has
ever enjoyed such a full measure of
public sympathy and support. Every
where along the lme of march, cities
ami villages strove lo gild the iadi
aut suusaine of April in England,
which seems to filter right into the
hearts of these optimistic, heroes. At
every mess hour they were marshalled
into hotel dining rooms and provided
with the best available fare; they
were quartered at mght ia the finest
rooms that could be found, even
though hotels were compelled to turn
down p roll table business to accommo
date them.
Stores Os Arms Hidden By Germans
Paris. —Two hundred and fifty can
non i ave been discovered at Koenigs
berg. East Prussia, by the inter allied
commission, according to advices re
ceived here. Large quantities ot arms
aud munitions were discovered by
French cavalry entering Hauau. east
of Frankfort, according to The Paris
Temps. The war material was label
* u Army of the West.” Numerous
plans rclaiig to maneuvers aiso were
found, purporting to cover military
j operations against France
Man Kills Eight Persons; Spares Baby
Turtle Imke, N. Dak. —Several clues
have been discovered by the authori
ties investigating the deaths of eight
persons whose bodies were found on
the Jacob Wolf farm near Turtle Lake,
apparently the victims of a mysterious
murder. The dead are Jacob Wolf and
his wife, their five daughters—Bertha,
aged 13; Edna, aged S; Mary, aged 10;
Lydia, aged 5. and Martha, aged 4,
and Jake liofer, aged 13, who was
employed on the farm. Only one mem
ber of the family escaped.
TORNADOES JAKE BIG TOLL
List Os Injured Runs Into The Hun
dreds—Several Killed —Property
Loss Estimated At Millions
Atlanta, Ga. —Reports from the se
j ries of tornadoes that swept Alabama,
Mississippi and Tennessee show the
; following casualties: :
Mississippi.
Bay Spring, Jasper county, 7: Aber- j
| deen. Monroe county, 21; Amory, |
' Monroe county, 3; Rose Hill, Jasper j
i county, 6; Meridian, Lauderdale coun
-1 ty, 21; Runnels Bridge, Lauderdale :
■ county, 2; Deemer Lumber Camp, near
Philadelphia, Neshoba county, 12; 1
Egypt, Chickasaw county, 5; Glenn,
Alcorn county, 10; Ingomar, Union |
! county, 6; Keownville, Union county, ;
| 2; Baker, Union county, 5; Starkville j
section, Oktibbeha county, several.
Alabama.
Nehama section, Colbert county, 4;
Gurley, Madison county, 3; Little
Cove, 2; Waco, Franklin county, 1;
Marion county, 20.
Tennessee.
Williamson county, 1; Maury coun
ty, near Burwood, 2.
List Os Dead More Than 140.
Birmingham, Ala. —A death list
| which stood at more than 140, and a j
property loss of many millions of dol
lars, tvas the toll of a series of tor- I
nadoes which swept a score of towns,
vlliages and isolated farms in eastern
Mississippi, northwestern Alabama
and the southern counties of Tennes
see.
Striking first apparently in Jasper
county, Mississippi, near Bay Spring,
about ten o'clock in the morning, the
storm swept a narrow path across the
remainder of the state, carrying de
struction to a dozen or more communi
ties. About the same time effects of
the same or a similar disturbance,
were reported from counties in the
notrhwestern corner of Alabama, the
extreme force of the wind being ex
pended after the Tennessee line was
reached in Williamson and Maury
counties.
Meridian, Miss., the heart of a rich
farming district, suffered heaviest, ac
cording to late reports, with a death
list of 21. The village of Glenn, Al- j
corn county, numbered its dead at 12,
' Aberdeen 10, Ignomar 6, Egypt 5, Ba
ker 5 and Bay Spring 7. A lum
ber camp near Philadelphia, Neshoba
county, lost 12 workers killed and 30
were inpured, several of whom may
die.
STIFF WARNING GIVEN
GERMANY IN NOTE FROM
THE ALLIED GOVERNMENTS
Allied Premiers Resolved That Terms
Os Versailles Treaty Must Be
Carried Out
Paris. —The German government has j
received an identical note from the
allied powers, warning her of the ef
fect of revictualling of the country,
| the establishment of a government op
posed to executing the Versailles trea
ty would have, according to a semilof
ficial note issued. The note has been
presented to the German under secre
tary of foreign affairs by the repre
sentatvies of the alies in Berlin. The
statement says:
“The action proposed by the Brit
ish government, having for its object
to warn Germany the consequences
the establishment of a government
hostile to execution of the treaty would
have with regard to revictualling the
country, was taken recently. An iden
; tical note was presented to the under
secretary of foreign affairs by the rep
resentatives of the allies.”
The foreign affairs committee of the
chamber of deputies unanimously
adopted a resolution declaring that
“the chamber is resolved to obtain, in
the interest of the general peace and
the establishment of normal relations
between al! nations, absolute disarma
ment by Germany.”
Armenia To Be Made Separate State
San Remo. —Armenia is to be cre
ated an independent state. This de
cision was reached by the supreme
council of the allies because neither
the United States nor any other pow
j er was willing to accept a mandate
j over the country. The boundaries of
Armenia have not yet been defined,
i and the new republic will be rather
j contracted, as it is believed that the
1 smaller the country the more easily
i can it take care of itself, because of
| the numerical strength of the Turks
i in that area.
Proposes Increase For Army And Navy
Washington.—lncreased pay for corn
missioned officers and the enlisted per
sonnel of the army, navy, marine
corps, coast guard and public health
services, was agreed upon by house
and senate conferees. The amount
of the increase and its duration as
: well as other details remain to be
worked out. The house conferees re
-ceded in favor of the general prmei
■ pis of the senate measure, which pro
vided for a 20 per cent advance for
all members of al the services.
High Record Set By March Imports
Washington.—lmports in March set I
i a new high record, while exports were j
the second largest in the history of '
the country, the department of com- |
merce announces. Imports for the ;
month were valued at $484,000,000, ex- |
ceeding by $10,000,000 the high record j
of last January, and showing an in
crease of $18,000,000 over that in Feb
ruary. Exports were valued at $820.-
000.000. an increase of $172,000,000
over February, and second only to the
high record of $928,000,000 for June,
1919.
DEATH RATTLE OF
CALOMEL IN SOUTH
Dodson is Destroying Sale of Dangerv
ous Drug with His “Liver
Tone."
You’re bilious, sluggish, constipated
and believe you need vile, dangerous
calomel to start your liver and clean
I your bowels.
Here's Dodson’s guarantee! Ask yon
\ druggist for a bottle of Dodson’s Liver
| Tone and take a spoonful tonight. If
| It doesn’t start your liver and straight
j en you right up better than calomel
and without griping or making you sick
( I want you to go back to the store and
get your money.
I Take calomel today and tomorrow
| you will feel weak and sick and nau
! seated. Don’t lose a day’s work. Take
j a spoonful of harmless, vegetable
! Dodson’s Liver Tone tonight and wake
J up feeling great. It’s perfectly harm-
I less, so give it to your children any
i time. It can’t salivate so let them eat
; anything afterwards. —Adv.
Why Charles Left Home.
“Charley, dear,” said young Mrs.
, Torkins, “I feel that I am developing
I a sense of humor. I have made up
something about prohibition. Does a
bootlegger—?”
i “Yes. yes! Go m!”
“Does a bootlegger suffer much —
you know they used to say those who
Iriile with liquor got tight; I'm ex
plaining as I go along.”
“If it’s a secret, don’t tell it.”
“Well, this is it; Does a bootlegger
suffer much from tight shoes?”
A Feeling of Security
You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
i teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature’s great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.—Adv.
A Regular Dog.
He was looking for a good canine
companion and had answered an ad-
I vertisement in the newspaper. The
following conversation ensued :
“You advertised a sensible dog for
sale?”
“Yep.”
“What do jon mean by a sensible
dog?”
“This pup has never bad a ribbon
around his neck and lias never rid
den in a limousine, since the day he
was born. He’s a happy-hearted, bone
burying, cat-chasing, 100 per cent dog.”
—Houston Post.
Important to IWothers
Examine carefully every bottle oi
CASTORIA. that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Signature of
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Her Preference.
The man next door had a close
clipped mustache while father's face
was smooth. And Mary Ellen looked
on the neighbor with something
akin to awe. Also a longing came into
her heart. And one day she voiced
it.
Father was getting ready to shave
when Mary Ellen happened to come
into the room. She put out a protest
ing little hand. “Oh. daddy, don’t
shave,” she begged. “I would like to
have a whisker daddy.”
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin.
Touch pimples, redness, roughness
or itching, if any, with Cuticura Oint
ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and
dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to
leave a fascinating fragrance on skin.
Everywhere 25c each. —Adv.
Not Himself.
“I once heard a pugilist say he
would not enter the movies for a sal
ary of SIO,OOO a week and nothing
could induce him to go en the stage
and make a monkey our of himself,
“Extraordinary! What happened
next?”
•Tils manager rushed up in great
distress and soon proved to the satis
faction of everybody present that the
pugilist had been drinking and was
not responsible for his wild talk.”—•
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Dr. Peery’s “Dead Shot” is powerful
j but safe. One dose is enough to espel
Worms or Tapeworm. No castor oil nec
! essary.—Adv.
Why Not?
“In your address to the conven
tion —”
“I shall confine myself to plain com
mon sense. It is an experiment, but
why shouldn’t It work?” —Louisville
Courier-Journal.
A success Is anybody who is doing
useful work well.