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FARM IJECESSIT!
Type Shown Here Has Advan
tages That Will Appeal.
LATEST DEVICES INSTALLED
It Is of Gambrel Roof Frame Con
struction With Hollow Tile Foun
dation and Will Accommodate
Horses, Cows and Calves.
By WILLIAM A. RADFORD.
Mr William A Hartford will answer
questions and (five advice I'ltKK OK
COOT on all subject* pertaining to the
subject of building work on the farm, for
the readers of this paper. On account of
Ills wide experience as Krtltor, Author und
Manufacturer, he Is, without doubt, the
highest authority on all these subjects.
Address all Inquiries to William A. Ilad
ford. No. 1K27 l'ralile avenue, Chicago,
111., und only Inclose two-cent stump for
reply.
When planning'u new barn the uver
ng<- farmer has to consider his limita
tions in the way of cost ahd utility. On
the larger dairy farms lint dairy harn
Is Unlit for the exclusive use of lint
dairy herd and no provision Is made
for oilier animals. On the general-pur*
post- farm, however, where the farmer
lias a small herd and also a few horses
he generally wants a harn Unit will
take care of both. The general type
of dairy barn Is needed with pens for
horses. Such Is the harn shown here
with floor plans.
A handsome looking structure, built
of frame, with a substantial hollow
tlh* foundation, it has been designed
to accommodate nine cows, six horses
and several calves. The roof is the
familiar gambrel shape with modern
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roof ventilators ami roof dormers pro
viding excellent ventilation for both
lower floor and hay mow. Fresh air
Intakes located at the proper Interval*
about the lower barn floor furnish a
continual supply of fresh air, while
foul air Hues carry off the Impure air
which Is so dangerous In buildings
where animals are housed. While
barns are built more for utility than
appearance It Is wise to make them
appear somewhat attractive. This
building Is an excellent addition to
any farm.
Modern barn construction lays par
ticular emphasis upon Interior arrange
ment and labor-saving equipment.
These two points should be kept fore
most In mind when designing the
buildings. Upon them depends the ef
flclavy of production and the *itl»fnc
tlon of hell*. That Is why carrier
tracks for litter and feed carriers have
been Installed In feed and litter al
leys. The track running through the
feed alley runs to the grain spouts
at one end of the building. The car
riers are filled from these spouts
which tap the grain bins on the floor
above. The litter track connects each
litter alley with the manure pit on the
Outside of the lmrn. These earrlsrs
have helped to lift a very heavy bur
den from the shoulders of the farm
help and the farmer’s boys who take
nn active Interest. It Is less liable that
they will seek the alluring positions
of the city If modem labor-saving
conveniences on the farm make their
• work more pleasant and give them
mom time for amusement and pleas
ure.
All cow stalls, horse, stalls, pens,
etc., are divided off by modern steel
stall equipment. The floor Is concrete
with sanitary manger troughs and
gutters. Stanchions and water cups
are an essential part of this barn
equipment. At one end Os the barn
are the eow i*ens and box stalls. The
effect of this sanitary and efficient
equipment has been demonstrated in
the Increased production of the ani
mals. Contented cows will not only
produce a high-grade milk, but plenty
of it. Drinking cups provide a con
tinual source of fresh clean water.
which Is nn Important factor in milk
production.
Because of the many factors enter
ing Into farm production at the pres
ent time. It pays the fanner to Install
i the best equipment he enn procure at
the very beginning. While the initial
expense is larger than if he had used
old material, the results will soon pay
for the difference In cost. Not only
will he get better products, but more
of them and at the same time he will
he protecting himself against future
desertion of the property which he has
worked so hard to build up. The
younger generation has become edu
cated to the advantages of modern
conveniences and If they cannot get
them on the fnnn they will go to the
ctiles and towns. Undesirable condi
tions heretofore have been largely re
sponsible for this exodus which threat
ens the very foundations of our so
cial order. Progressive fanners have
learned the lesson of well-built build
ings and modern equipment. In time
nil of the fanners will demand tin
best buildings and the best equipment.
OF INTEREST TO TRAVELERS
Brander Matthews’ Suggestion of a
“Guide Book to the British
Isles’’ Is Worth While.
Among (lie "general hints” prefixed
to the English version of Baedeker’s
“Guide to the United States" there Is
to be found a cautiously selected
glossary, lo enable tile wandering
Briton to translate the unaccustomed
Americanisms he Is likely to hear into
the corresponding Briticisms with
which he has always been familiar.
And there ought to be n similar glos
sary in the “Guide Book to the Brit
ish Isles” for the benefit of the voyag
ing American, writes Brander Mat
thews In Scribner’s.
We may assume that tills Baedeker
glossary was prepared by Mr. Muir
head, an Englishman long resident In
the United States. It catalogues about
n hundred Instances of the diverg
ence of vocabulary, and to the untrav
eled American this list Is Instructive;
It Is an nld to his understanding of Im
ported Action. It Informs us that
what we call a “bedspread” is known
in England hs a “counterpane.” Our
"bureau" Is their “chest of drawers";
our “muslin" Is their “cotton cloth";
our “calico” Is their * "printed cotton
cloth"; our “notions” are their “small
wares" and our "spool of cotton’ Is
their “reel of thread."
it falls to mention our “commuta
tion ticket," which Is their “season
ticket,” and which has given us "com
muter’’ to describe a resident of the
remoter suburbs —a word quite In
comprehensible to the Londoner. It
defines Americanisms for which there
are no equivalent Briticisms because
the things themselves are more or less
unknown In Great Britain—for exam
ple, “cowboy” aud “cuspidor.” It
seems to Imply that we always sub
stitute “fall" for “autumn," “rooster"
for “cock," “deck" for “pack” (of
cards), and “wilt" for “\ylther" and
this Implication ,1s unwarranted since
we use both “fall" und “autumn,"’
“rooster" and “cock," “deck" and
“pack," “wilt” and "wither.”
“Ain’t” Still Is Snubbed.
The use of the word "ain’t" has
never yet been admitted to correct
English, although numerous attempts
have been made to have this done.
The principal objection, probably, is
that It Is used with such a variety of
meanings and Impartially In all per
, sons. Originally, It probably was an
abbreviation for Am Not, the need
of one for which Is often felt. But
we say, “1 ain’t, you ain’t, he ain’t."
0
j which means, "I am not, you are not.
lie Is not." And good grammarians
will not allow Its use In correct Eng
lish no matter how prevalent Its use
may be.
An Exception.
Mrs. Flatbush—You know every
thing changes in this world.
Mr. Flatbush —Oh, I don’t know
about that. There doesn’t seem to be
much change in ear-muffs.
THE MONTGOMERY MONITOR, MT. VERNON, GEORGIA.
| CUPID ALIAS BILLY I
By WILLIS GRAY.
<©. 1921. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
If Marjorie’s thoughts as she deftly
cut out and pasted crimson hearts to
lacy backgrounds wandered far from
the work In hand, Billy and his little
sister were none the wiser. Tomorrow
was Valentine’s day, and she had
agreed to help them make the proper
offerings to lay at various shrines
among their schoolmates.
As a matter of fact, Marjorie was
grateful for any occupation that kept
her from seeking the seclusion of her
own room and having a regular good
cry. One doesn’t have a perfectly
splendid fiance go out of one’s life
every day, metaphorically slamming
the door behind him—and all over
nothing.
Over and over In her mind revolved
I the events of the previous evening.
Bruce hail arrived half an hour later
| than usual. She had demanded the
1 reason for his tardiness —in fun. He
I had refused to give any—in fun. And
j before they knew it they had a regular
! sized quarrel on their hands.
Bruce had maintained that for her
to insist showed she didn’t trust him.
She had held just as stoutly that the
fact that he didn’t tell her argued that
the reason was one he knew would dis
please her, and the only one that would
displease her would be connected with
some other girl, and so —oh, it had all
been so silly, until the last, which had
been tragic.
Bruce had risen and remarked
coldly that he was going home and
would come again when she sent for
him. Marjorie could hear herself now
saying In unutterably haughty tones
that never under any circumstances
could she conceive it possible that she
would even think of such a thing'
Bruce had departed byway of the
front door. Marjorie had gone up
stairs, remorse already battling with
dignity.
With a sigh she brought herself back
to the present. “What shall I put in
for a verse?” she asked.
“Oh. anything," said Billy, offhand.
“Make up something with lots of the
silly stuff that Is usually on valen
tines.
In the space left for them beside an
over-plump cupld shooting a very large
arrow at a very small heart, Marjorie
carefully penned the lines.
“I love you dear.
For you are mine,
Oh come and be
My valentine!”
“Thanks,” said Billy, gratefully,
*lt’s rather mushy, but you might as
well write the same one on them all.”
So over and over Marjorie printed
the little verse until the short Febru
ary day was swallowed in the twi
light.
“We’ll stop now, kiddies,” said Mar
jorie. “Put them In their envelopes
and I'll mail them In the box at the
corner.”
Now, the corner where the mail box
stood was also the corner Bruce passed
on his way home from the train.
So accurately did Marjorie time her
trip to the corner that the last of the
bunch of childishly scrawled envelopes
had slipped Irrevocably in and the lid
closed with a click, when she heard be
hind her the familiar step, and turn
ing, raised her eyes to meet the un
smiling ones of Bruce. Afterward
she remembered that he had looked for
a moment as If he wanted to stop. But
he had merely raised his hat politely—
and walked on. And Marjorie, the
words of contrition halted on her Ups,
had started after him In sorry dis
may.
That evening Marjorie left the liv
ing room for the reception room where
she usually entertained Bruce.
Suddenly, the front door opened, and
the draperies parted to admit a smil
ing eyed young man who advanced
with outstretched anus into which
Marjorie straightway went. “Bruce,”
she whispered, “It Was lovely for you
to give in!”
“Give In!” he cried, “who wouldn’t
> give in after that adorable little lnvl
| tatlon. Why, you darling, I was ready
to come anyway, but after getting
that —”
Marjorie detached herself from his
embrace. “Getting what?” she asked
: coldly.
“Oh, I know It by heart.” he began;
“I love you, dear,
For you are mine.
Oh. come and be
My valentine!”
Marjorie was slleut for the space of
a whole half minute.
“That —awful Billy 1” she said. “lie
! must have sent one to you."
“Sweetheart,” said Bruce, softly,
' “are you really sorry?”
Marjorie looked up at him.
( I "No—o—o," she said hesitatingly,
, I then emphatically: "No, I’m not!"
. ] -"Weren’t we silly geese?" whispered
I Bruce over her dark hair. “The rea
-5 son I was late was —”
• “Don't ever tell me!" cried Mar
. jorle, putting a soft hand over his
i mouth.
1 And he never did. But considering
t that It was only a matter of a missed
' \ train. It was of no importance, any
way.
;
Discovery of a Law.
"I understand you have discovered
the law of gravitation," remarked the
neighbor who happened to be passing
the orchard.
"Yes," replied Sir Isaac Newton;
"and a good job 1 consider 1L There's
' one law that won’t require a big ap
i proprlation and an army of deputies
' to enforce it.”
HILLIEST OF WORLD’S CITIES
San Francisco, With Its Many Eleva
tions, Outranks Any of the Cen
ters of Population.
As to the question of the seven seas,
perhaps it is contributing a little io
simUiar geographical information to
refer to the seven hills of Rome ami
to say that many descriptions of San
Francisco incorrectly speak of “San
Francisco on her seven hills.”
As a matter of accuracy, says the
writer of a letter to the editor of the
New York Herald, San Francisco is
the hilllest of the world's large cities.
Occupying the end of a fifty-mile-long
peninsula, which is flanked on the
ocean side by the Pacific and on the
inland side by the southern arm of
San Francisco bay, the city itself cov
ers a rumpled, hilly area of approxi
mately 30,000 acres, as, compared with
the 14,000 acres of Manhattan island.
The city contains not just seven
hills but a total of forty-four. The
highest of them, Mount Davidson, is
957 feet. Two at the apparent end of
the .main business street, under which
the thoroughfare passes by long tunnel,
are 728 and 732 feet and are called
Twin Peuks, to the summit of which
there is a scenic automobile drive.
Strawberry hill, in the middle of Gold
en Gate park, which is a third larger i
in area than New York’s Central park, ;
is a conical hill 420 feet high, and it !
is girdled half way up by a pleasure ■
lake, while Lone mountain, famed these ;
last eighty years as the site of a mass- ;
ive sixty-foot cross upon its summit,
also is 420 feet high.
Practically all of the forty-four hills ]
of San Francisco are almost twice as
high as any hill in Rome and nearly
all of them are aWfut twice as high
as the Acroplis hill in Athens or Wash
ington Heights in New York or the !
river bluffs of Hoboken or West New :
York on the New Jersey side of the
Hudson.
Except for that fourth of San Fran- j
cisco’s hills which have been complete- |
ly built upon or changed by man, this
interesting fact I have observed on the
summits of some thirty of them—wild j
California yellow violets growing and j
a-bloom in spring, lingering suggestions j
perhaps of the floral abundance, that
may have characterized the least fav
ored parts of the peninsula in the old j
days before the gringo came or be- j
fore the world learned that a mag- !
nificent landlocked and hill-sheltered
harbor nearly 100 miles long and from
three to six miles wide lay snugly be
hind that narrow slit in the hills, but a
mile and an eightli in width, forming
the picturesque western ocean portal
known as the Golden Gate.
Twins and Quadruplets.
Once in a while one reads about a
birth of quadruplets. Very rarely
quintuplets are born, and there have
even been instances of sextuplets.
When four or more babies come into
the world at a birth, almost never do
more than three of them survive. A
tendency to the production of twins is
undoubtedly hereditary; it runs in
families. A woman whose mother and
grandmother have borne twins may
fairly be expected, if married, to bring
one or more pairs into the world. That
curious armored mammal, the arma
dillo, common in Texas and Mexico,
nearly always produces four young at
a birth; and the most remarkable
thing about them is that they are
“Identical” quadruplets—i. e„ pro
duced by the splitting of a single fer
tilized cell. The phenomenon of split
ting is known to occur only in the ar
madillo and in man. Identical human
twins (produced by a single cell) are
very exceptional, but not extremely
rare. They are in effect duplicates of
one individual, and might almost be
said to share a common identity. Or
dinary “fraternal” twins may be more
or less alike, but identical twins resem
ble each other so closely that it is hard
to tell them apart.
Improved Paint-Spray Guns.
Painting or varnishing by the spray
method has so clearly proved its ad
vantages that improved tools for its
use are of general interest. A spray
ing nozzle, of automatic-pistol form,
now being made in Missouri, handles
all kinds of liquid coatings, including
heavy asphalt paint, with pressures of
80 pounds atul less. One model is
made to tit the top of an ordinary
screw-top jar or metal container. Jars
containing different colors may be in
terchanged in about 30 seconds, the
nozzle being cleaned by blowing kero
sene and air through it. This method
covers up to 30 or 40 square feet of
surface a minute, while a larger type
arranged for connection to a special
pressure tank, covers as much as
85. An important feature is its easy
adjustment from fine shading to
heavy-flow coating.—Popular Mechan
ics Magazine.
The "Dry*’' of Bombay.
Mohammedans in Bombay have
started an anti-drinking campaign to
“reform” their co-religionists. They
are picketing the liquor shops and the
j Moslems coming out have their faces
j blackened and are marched through
the streets. One man found drunk
\\ as decked with a “garland” of old
shoes and was taken round the city by
an escort heating empty oil tins. —
London Mail.
Corrugated Cardboard for Insulators
Corrugated cardboard of the kind
used for packing cases can be used for
insulating buildings against the cold,
such insulation being particularly de
sirable in barns and poultry houses.
The boxes are opened along the joints
and flattened out, the material being
applied with short nails and tin wash
ers, such as used for the application
of roofing paper.
B PROVED EFFECTIVE BY kyA
FIFTY YEARS TRIAL JA j
The most widely used remedy in the
world to overcome the stagnating sS tjsSr
effects of catarrh. Catarrh is
silent and insidious in its
ravages, invades nearly rOH
every household and CATARRH
hovers like a Br AMD CATARRHAL
£hCONDITIONS
It strikes at the root of ca
. jldvjl tarrhal troubles by stimulating
W the digestion, enriching the blood.
toning up the nervous system and
soothing the raw and inflamed mucous
membranes. Peru na sets every organ to
working properly and gives strength, vigor
snd pep to the whole body. Try it, and like
thousands of others, learn what it meant to be well.
EVERYWHERE TABLETS OR LIQUID
And How Many There Are!
An old fool is one who thinks that
when ti pretty girl smiles at hltn she’s
flirting instead of laughing at him.—
Toledo Blade.
Important to all Women
Readers of this Paper
Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
! suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
| nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
! result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy con
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita
ble and may be despondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr.
Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, by restoring
! health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions
Many send for a sample bottle to see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney,
; liver and bladdet medicine, will do for
1 them By enclosing ten cents to Dr.
j Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y.. you
1 may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
| Post You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.—Adv.
Their Method.
“In the days of the cave man,” re-
I marked the man on the car. “the girls
J wore their hair loose down the buck,
| so they would be easy to catch.” —To-
| ledo Blade.
WOMEN! USE “DIAMOND DYES”
Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists,
Coats, Stockings, Draperies—
Everything.
Each package of “Diamond Dyes”
contains easy directions for dyeing any
article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or
mixed goods. Beware! Poor dye
streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate
rial by giving it a "dyed-look.” Buy
“Diamond Dyes” only. Druggist has
Color Card. —Adv.
Cut in, All Right.
Redd —What’s the matter with your
face?
Greene —Oh, I was being shaved to
day and I started to tell the barber
a story.
“I see, and be ‘cut In,’ did lie?”
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Says a sage: “Give me the man
who whistles at his work.” All right,
old chap; you can have him.
Cetting Into heaven doesn’t worry a
man half so much as trying to keep
out of the other place.
/nvemi
llstrikeJ
toaste
CIGARETTE
No cigarette has
the same delicious
flavor as Lucky
Strike. Because
Lucky Strike is the
toasted cigarette.
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For CROUP, COLDS,
INFLUENZA & PNEUMONIA
Mothers should keep a )ar of Brame'a Vipamr itha
Sale. conrenient. When Croup, Influenza or Pneu
monia threaten* thi* delightful •alee nibbed well into
the throat, cbeet and under the armi. will relieve the
choking, break congevtiou and promote restful sleep.
m&m
will roT spun mt aamis
I 3#c. 60c. tad $1.20 al all An fkra sr sea! prepail If
Rvm nntkJC Night and Mornlatf.
#//C Have Strong, Healthy
//* Eyes. If they Tire,ltch,
i “top, Smart or Bum, if Sore,
C Imtated, Inflamed or
TOUR tlto Granulated,useMurine
often. Soothes, Refreshes. Safe for
1 Infant or Adult At all Druggists. Write for
■ Free Eye Book. Hertai Eye Rontdr Ce., CUaji
HOW DOCTORS
TREAT COLDS
ANDTHE FLU
First Step in Treatment Is a Brisk
Purgative With Calotabs, the
Purified and Refined Calomel
Tablets that are Nausea
less, Safe and Sure.
Doctors have found by
that no medicine for colds and influ
enza can be depended upon for full ef
fectiveness until the liver is made thor
oughly active. That is why the first
step in. the treartment is the new, nausea
less colomel tablets called Calotabs,
which are free from the sickening and
weakening effects of the old style calo
mel. Doctors also point out the fact
that an active liver may go a long way
towards preventing influenza and is one
of the most important factors in en
abling the patient to successfully with
stand an attack and ward off pneu
monia.
One Calotab on’the tongue at bed
time with a swallow of water —that’s
all. No salts, no nausea nor the slight
est interference with your eating, pleas
j ure or work. Next morning your cold
has vanished, your liver is active, your
system is purified, and you are feeling
fine, with a hearty appetite for break
fast. Druggists sell Calotabs only in
! original sealed packages, price thirty
five cents. Your money will be cheer
fully refunded if you do not find them
delights uL — (Adv.)
Poorly Arranged.
Some things seem poorly arranged.
A man is generally able to pocket his
pride, but a woman who has more
; pride lias few pockets.—Boston Tran
! script.
16799
DIED
in New York City alone from kid
ney trouble last year. Don’t allow
yourself to become a victim by
neglecting pains and aches. Guard
against this trouble by taking
GOLDMEDAL
i
The world’s standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles.
Holland’s National Remedy since 1696.
All druggists, three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal on every box
and accept no imitation
USED IN ONE FAMILY
* FOR YEARS
i Bellepoint, W. Va.—“lt affords me
great pleasure to have the privilege to
t> make public this
statement in be
half of Dr. Pierce’s
medicines I cannot
recommend them
too highly to the
public. We have
used them in our
family for years
and have reaped
( good results. We
' have always found
the ‘ Golden Medical
Discovery ’ superior
to any other tonic, as it is a wonderful
system builder. I can cheerfully rec
ommend it to all like sufferers. ”r-E. J.
CARPER.
Send 10 cents to Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’
Hotel in Buffalo, N.Y., for trial package.
OXIDINE IN HOT WATER
New Method Discovered for Warding
off Colds and Flu.
Put a tablespoonfal of OXIDINE in a half glass
of hot water and drink in the same manner as
you would a hoi toddy. It will make you feel
better almost immediately and a similar dose
three times a day will purify yonr blood and
strengthen yonr resistance to a very marked
degree. OXIDINE tones up the entire system.
60c at yonr druggist's. Adv.
npnpcv m
|t II g |I | Short breathing re
‘ W ■ lieved in a few hour.!
■welling reduced in •
few days; regulates th. liver, kidneys, stomach
and heart; purifies the blood, strengthens the
entire system. Write for Free Trial Treatment.
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Ladies and Gentlemen
I Demonstrate 3 in I toilet preparation. All
or spare time. Working sample free. Get
yours NOW. We re waiting. THE UTHGLO
COMPANY, 37 East Fair St.. Atlanta, Ga.
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of the Santo Domingo Review with illustra
j tions and a halftone engraving of the Ruins
of the Era of Christopher Columbus, post
_ age free. 25c. SANTO DOMINGO REVIEW.
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t INDIAN HERBS -
Six months’ treatment for Liver and Kidney
• Troubles. $1 prepaid. INDIAN HERB MED-
i ICINE CO.. Box 466, MEMPHIS. TENN.
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I way. New York.