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Till; REAL BASEBALL.
O'’. <nice me nw:e- from (he baseball game
Where science is at t he bat,
And the plavers play
In a technical wav,
Till a Itube can’t tell what they're at.
Where ‘cores are highest when nothing at
all.
And nobody makes a base;
Where nobody njakes
Any sort of mistakes.
'And everything's just in place.
W nere spectators keep on the watch for
plays
t_o close that it eives them a pain;
And what ever's done
In hit, catch or run.
They scream to take off the strain.
Oh, carry me back to the old-fashioned
game
That doesn’t know science at all;
Where the sides go in
With a whoop to win.
And they don’t do a thing but play ball.
Y\ here twenty or thirty or forty runs
Are likely as not to be made;
And the bags are hot
From many a swat
Tn games that are played as is played.
Where the catcher don't look like an ar
mored knight.
And the pitcher is not so intense
The batter can't hit
’Em a little bit.
But bangs ’em clean over the fence.
Where something is doing that stirs up the
soul
About every minute or so.
With the home-runs made
And double plays played.
And the whole darn thing on the go.
W r liere grandstand and bleachers are all of
a kind.
And are there because they are there
To see a good game
That’s good just the same.
Though science be up in the air.
Oh. take me away from the baseball game
Where scientists have the call,
And give me the play
That lasts half a dav—
Hurrah, that is ball: that is ball!
—W. J. Lampton, in the New York
Times.
4 A PifilsiNuisTEß. h
I BIT WEEN IT CAMF, TO T tfIINTSS [
THE PROMISE FADED. I
“She's absolutely perfect, Billy,’’
said Billy’s younger sister with en
thusiasm. “She’s just the kind of
girl I should love for a sister, but of
course I don t expect you to appre
ciate her at all. You haven't got a
bit of sense about girls. I’m sure I
don’t know what would become of
you if I didn't watch over you a lit
tle.”
“Is she blonde or brunette?” asked
Billy with lazy interest, for he and
his sister had little similarity of
tastes when it came to girls.
“She's the dearest little blonde,
with the most appealing face and
big, baby blue eyes. There's this
*bout her, too; she has a lot of good
common sense and makes nearly all
tier own shirt waists and she sings
beautifully and her father owns a
eteam yacht—”
“That’s plenty about her, thank
you. I’ve read all about that kind
in books. You forget to mention
that she is matrimonially incliued
and is liable to try to capture a
promising person like myself.”
“Why, she wouldn’t consider you
for a moment. If you will only be
nice to her while she is visiting me
it w r on’t be at all necessary for you
to do anything more. Don’t neglect
her, though, for 1 want her to like
you.”
Next day the little blonde arrived
with much fuss and feathers.
“Oh, she’ll pass in a crowd,” was
Billy’s verdict a little later when his
sister anxiously sought his opinion
of her friend.
“Please don’t be gruff, Billy. Be
nice to her, for she won t be here
long.”
Billy gave the desired promise
with an air of martyrdom. He kept
his word beautifully during the next
ten days and donned his dress clothes
six nights out of the seven without
a word of complaint. His sister felt
conscience stricken at times, knowing
how wretchedly bored Billy must be.
The little blond visitor accepted
Billy’s devotion, together with that
■of all the other men who crossed
her path, as a matter of course.
Billy’s sister felt a little piqued at
such indifference, because if she did
say it herself there were few girls
who had as good looking a brother
as Billy was.
It was at the ghost party' that the
visitor really forfeited the good will
of Billy’s sister. It wasn't just be
cause she committed the unpardon
able social error of fainting at the
appearance of the sulphur ghost, lor
Billy’s sister really had been solicit
ous when Billy carried the blond girl
upstairs and hovered around until
®he opened her eyes just as he was
bending over her. It was what the
little blond girl did when she saw
Billy there. Two little hands had
caught Billy's face between them
Impetuously and then had quickly
dropped when Billy’s sister ejacu
lated, “Oh!”
“I don’t think Ruth need have up
set the whole party the way she did
last night,” complained Billy's sis
ter to Billy the next day. "She is
£oing home to-morrow and I’ll really
feel relieved, for she is so hard to
entertain.”
“Poor little girl!” said Bi’.ly
meditatively. “When'll she he back
from the hair dresser's? She's been
gone an hour and forty-five min
utes."
"ShF may stay there all day for
alt r care,” remarked Billy's sister,
indifferently. “I suppose you might
taka her for a little ride in the ma
chine when she -conics in, for we
ought to he nice to her, even though
we are so tired of her. We never
will have her to visit us again, any
how.”
“You never can tell, though,” re
marked Billy as he left the room.
“I hope Billy doesn’t compromise
himself with her,” said Billy’s sister
to her mother a little later as she
waved her hand at the couple depart
ing in the machine.
“Why, you were so fond of her
and so anxious that he should fall
in love with her,” said her mother
with a puzzled expression. “I think
she is sweet.”
‘She is a snippy little cat and so
weak and washed-out looking,”
stormed Billy’s sister. “She is so
impudent and independent and or
ders Billy around under my nose. If
Billy becomes engaged to her I shall
feel it my duty to break off the en
gagement and open his eyes as I did
with Esther.”
When the little blond girl and
Billy returned that night his sister
was waiting up for them and met
them with a worried frown.
“What a naughty girl to stay out
so late without a chaperon!” she
said playfully.
The little hloijrfl girl and Billy
looked at each other and then
laughed.
“Go ahead—tell her,” commanded
Billy.
The little blond girl put up a lit
tle hand on which gleam-d a new
gold hand ring.
“We—we’re married,” she stam
mered, blushing. Then she threw
her arms around her new sister's
neck. “Oh. I just n»ver ran love
you enough! Billy told me how you
wanted me for a sister from the very
first ar.d we owe it all to you!”
“I suppose it is all for the best,”
soliloquized Billy's sister later as she
mentally reviewed the situation.
“BFsi'des, it is nice to have a steam
yacht in the family.” Chicago
News.
IIIC; SI MS IN ROYALTIES.
Amounls Received by Nikola Tesla
From ll is “Fundamental Patents.”
The expiring fundamental patents
of Nikola Tesla have been the means
of supplying the inventor with a great
deal of money in the shape of royal
ties. None but the parties immedi
ately concerned know just how much
this amounted to, but it is said to be
a very large amount. The expiration
of the patents wilt be the means of
cheapening the price of motors some
little, but this business will suffer no
radical changes by reason of the ter
mination of the period of protection.
It is stated by competent authori
ties that the bulk of this money re
ceived has been spent in the wireless
experiments which Tesla has been
carrying on for some time. The tower
at 'Wardencliffe, L. 1., which was a
very expensive construction, was built
with the aid of these funds as well as
money supplied by J. Pierpont Mor
gan.
George D. Seely, the veteran elec
trical examiner at the Patent Office,
looks for no great stir on account of
the expiration of the patents. ‘‘There
may be some little excitement,” he
said, ‘‘but it will not be an earth
quake by any means. It will have
the effect of lowering the market
price of electric motors some, and
probably some manufacturers not now
manufacturing electric motors will
put them on the market.”
The field thrown open by the dying
out of the patents is not so large as
would appear at a first glance. W4iile
the three fundamental principles are
absolutely necessary to the construc
tion of an electric rotary motor, the
improvements which have been made
from time to time enter largly into
making the motor of the great com
mercial value that it is to-day, and
the patents on the impritvements still
stand good.
The Westinghouse people hold the
greater number of these subsidiary
parents, and they announce that they
will fight any infringements.
Woman Tougher Than Man.
Although men as they run are per
haps muscularly stronger than wo
men, their inability to withstand the
elements and their reliance upon
clothes places them considerably be
low the so-called weaker sex in the
matter of unclothed toughness. Wo
men wear clothes for ornament; men
use them as a protective covering. A
group of men marooned clotheless on
an island in the temperate zone mignt
be expected to die off in a month from
draughts and colds and rheumatism.
The health of women similarly placed
would suffer little from the enforced
exposure. The fact appears to be,
therefore, that in everything but
muscle —in. vitality, ruggeduess, char
acter, disposition, brain-power, etc.—
woman is the tougher, not the weak
er, sex.—New York Globe.
PRACTICAL ADVICE ABOUT
DIVERSIFIED FARMING
The Poultry Yard.
If it smells sour or musty around
where the chicks eat or hover, get
the spade to bury some of them.
Keep it handy, for it will be needed
often.
If it is desired to breed up the
flock for vigor and early maturity
do not make the mistake of selling
all the early, quick-maturing pullets;
but rush the early cockerels off to
market.
One hen may hatch all her eggs,
the next may hatch none, the third
may hatch part of hers; and the gen
eral average Is far from a 100 per
cent, hatch. Do not expect the incu
bator to do more than hens.
Rush the marketable young stock
toward the pot just as early as large
enough. During the season that poul
try meat is scarce, a small bird may
bring more than it ever would again
for market purposes, and the expense
of caring for and feeding it is stopped.
Chicks need tender grain feed
when a few days old. It aids in keep
ing the bowels in good order and in
other ways, but green feed should not
he relied on too much. Grain gives
them something to develop on.
\ ' *
THE AMERICAN CARRIAGE HORSE.
The Figures on the Lines Are the Ideal Measurements in Inches.
Why not extend the poultry work
on the farm by adding ducks, geese
or turkeys to the flock of chickens?
Ducks and geese, particularly, feed
differently from the way chickens do;
and will use some things for feed that
chickens will not.
That old cat that would let the
chicks peck her when anybody is
about sometimes eats the same chicks
when she thinks no one is looking.
It seems unkind to accuse the old
family pet, but it very often pays to
make sure of what she is really doing.
Those who use incubators should
see that the air about the machine is
pure and free from bad odors—es
pecially from the fumes of the lamps.
The air can be kept pure without hav
ing drafts. The unhatched chick
needs pure air about as much as one
that has been hatched.
Birds worth SIOO are not sold foj
sl, and the inexperienced should not
expect to get top-notchers for a trivial
sum. It costs something to breed a
choice bird, a prize winner; and it
will not be sold for sl. When this
is more generally .realized, there will
he less dissatisfaction on the part of
inexperienced buyers.
Breeders, climb up the ladder of
advertising, to success, if you have
birds or live stock that are worth ad
vertising. Buyers will not hunt you
up, unless you first give them to un
derstand that you are worth hunting
up, that you can sell what they want.
Some strains of ducks lay a large
number of eggs and the eggs are so
big that their food value is much
greater than that of the same num
ber of chicken eggs. There are poul
trymen who think ducks quite valua
able for the reason that their eggs
supply so much food for man. Yet,
most poultrymen imagine that ducks
are good only for the meat they pro
duce.
When hatching duck eggs in an
Incubator, remember that they are
thicker than chicken eggs, and that
the top is therefore higher in the in
cubator and warmer, since the tem
perature is higher farther up. Pos
sibly this will explain to some why
they have not had the same success
with duck eggs in the machine that
they have with chicken eggs.
This much is certain—a rttion-that
Is about all starch will not keep
chicks’ bowels in good order nor help
them to make rapid growth. Corn
is little more than starch, yet some
times almost the only food that chicks
get. They may pull through by find
ing bugs or worms to add to then
corn ration, but too much of a strain
should not be put on them by with
holding less starchy feed.—Pro
gresslve Farmer.
Directions For Planting Trees.
When received, the trees should be
heeled in, the fine dirt being well
worked in around the roots. If dry,
they should be well watered.
In moving, they should be covered
with wet burlap or something to pro
tect them from sun and wind.
Holes should be dug four to six
inches deeper than tree goes down;
this space filled with fine surface soil.
All bruised or broken roots cut off
with a sharp knife, leaving a smooth, ,
sound end, cut from the lower side
up.
Set the tree one and one-half to
two inches deeper than it grew in the
nursery. Set with a slight lean to the
southwest, straighten the roots and
work fine dirt under and between the
roots, packing firmly.
When all the roots are covered,
pack the whole firmly with the feet,
then finish with loose dirt.
Cut off at least two-thirds of the..
season's growth of branches. Head
the trees low and as near as prac
ticable to a uniform height.
In spring, leaVe the ground slightly
dishing toward the tree.
In fall planting, mound up the
earth four to six inches above the
level, packing closely to the stem.
Sheep Produce More Meat.
Professor F. B. Mumford, of the
Missouri Experiment Station, in pre
senting a summary of all the work
that has been done at the experiment
stations on the feeding of sheep,
showed that sheep produce more meat
from a pound of grain than any other
of farm animals. In fact, it was
shown that a pound of mutton can be
produced from about half as much
grain as a pound of beef. Even the
mortgage-lifting hog requires more
grain to produce a pound of human
food than the sheep. With the com
bination of corn and hay for food,
and dry shed for shelter, sheep will
always give a good account of them
selves, and respond readily to the
care given th<-~\
Keep Farm Books.
Certainly you expect to be a better
farmer in 1 908 than in 1907. Begin
to-day. Work, but think; consider
your mistakes of last year and avoid
them this year. You should keep
some kind of a farm record, a diary,
a notebook or an account. Find out
from the record what you did with
the field that failed. Did you plant
too early or too late? Did you plow
too deep? Did the seed you bought
turn out well, or do you know? Farm
life employs all the energies of a full
manhood. There Is so much to think
about the farmer is apt to talk littU.
—Home and Farm.
Rotate the Crops.
Plan to rotate the crops, and whea
the time comes in 1908 to do the
planting see to it that these plan*
are well carried out. The fertilizing
of the soil needed can thus be kept
in the right place and used an re
quired. Note the proportion of ele
ments required by the different crops
and so do the planting. It is also the
fact—and it is very important—that
one crop may bq, used to help the
ground for another. A big use can ba
made of the cow-pea in this way.
The Fertilizer Question.
Study the fertilizer question in all
of its aspects. Save the manure on
the farm and the leaves from the
woods. Find out what your soil lacks
and what your crops need. Learn
about potash and all it means. Con-*
siuer the difference between a large
product per acre and only an average
crop and know the large crops come
from mixed fertilizers and soil with
leaves.
INTEREST
i Rj _ YTO Tf-AEr
EARNER.
STICK TO ONE BREED.
If you have started out with one
pure breed, stick to it. Do not be
led off by a foolish desire to cross it
with some other breed or to intro
duce scrub blood into the flock. If
a change is to be made, get better
blood of the same breed as the one
nc*v on hand.
KINDNESS OF HORSES.
With the balky liorse try kindness.
Take a hammer or stone and tap the
bottom of each front foot. Give each
nail a light tap with a smart tap on
frog of foot. Drop foot quickly and in
most cases the animal if spoken to
will start quickly, his attention hav
ing been diverted. —Farmers’ Home
Journal.
WEED INFESTED HAY FIELDS.
Too many mowing fields are in
fested with various weed pests
which appear rather to be on the
increase. In part this must he ow
ing to the use of inferior grass seeds,
and allowing meadows to remain in
grass too long before plowing and
reseeding.
All such fields should be harvested
early in order to prevent a more ex
tensive seeding to weeds. Those
fields that produce little but white
daisies and weeds should be marked,
“To be plowed another fall,” and
should go through a thorough prepa
ration of cultivation and fertilizing,
that will fit them to produce abun
dant crops of good hay in a rotation
of reasonable length, say two to four
years.—Farmers’ H Jcumal,
t 7
SOWING GRASS.
A reader in Warrick County asks;
“When is the best time to sow grass
seed?” If there was only one kind
of grass the question would be easy to
answer. If timothy is meant, early in
tiie fall is the better time, so the grass
can get a good start to enable it to
stand the winter. Sow blue grass as
early in the spring as possible. Or
chard grass should be sown in March
and red top in April. A good rule
would be to sow when weather and
soil are in suitable condition.
Barnyard manure is a great help
to grass of any kind, and ,you are not
likely to apply too much, especially if
it is well rotted and pulverized. A
liberal spread of such manure will
double the crop of hay, or will pas
ture double the number of stock on
blue grass. Break the ground
or eight inches, and harrow thorough
ly for best, results. Sow twelve
pounds of grass seed to the acre,
twenty-five pounds of orchard grass
and three pounds of red top.—ln
diana Farmer.
TIIE MARKET END.
The producer who looks into the
market situation of the great cities
is always impressed by the great mar
gin between the price he receives for
his goods and the price paid hv the
consumer. His first view is that the
middlemen are looking for too much
profit at h's expense nd that of the
retail buyers, but when he looks
more closely into the business and
notes the various losses and draw
backs and incidental expenses of the
jobbers and retailers he feels less cer
tain regarding the rights of the ques
tion.
The middlemen, especially the re
tailers, do not seem to be especially
prosperous. In fact, failures are
rather numerous in that class. Their
losses in the shape of bad bills and
produce which spoils before it can be
sold, or which has to be sold at a
sacrifice, are evidently large.
Eut after looking over the situation
the producer will probably feel that
the margin might be cut down if only
a better system of distribution could
he arranged. The whole subject of
handling produce in the large market
centres is worth a great deal more
attention than it has received from
official sources. The Boards of Agri
culture and also the Interstate Com
merce Commission might look into
the matter to great advantage. The
producer would like to have his views
cleared on what constitutes a reason
able margin between the wholesale
and retail price, including various
jobbing prices. It would aid him
very much in forming a plan for pos
sibly handling produce in a way that
would place it fresh without loss or
damage in the hands of the-consumer.
At present it is hard to arrange such
a plan without putting other people
and other sellers in the place of the
legion of wholesalers and retailers.
Tno working out of a more practical
plan for the distribution of farm
products will be one of the agricul
tural advances of the future. —Amer-
ican Cultivator.