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When you are sick, or suffering from any of tlie
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without relief. I had pains all over my body and at times I could
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I have told many ladies about Cardui and recommend it to all sick
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AT ALL DRUG STORES J
G. W. MORItIS, Pres. J. G. WARD, V-Pres.
J. T. BOND, V-Pres. C. M. POWER, Cashier.
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NORMAN BUGGIES.
Onr motto for 14 years has been—not how cheap but how good our
Vehicles are built for the man who believes the best is the cheapest,
in the long run experience teaches that cheap buggies are the most
EXPENSIVE' If you agree with us on this point ask your
dealer, to show you a NORMAN. We believe today we build the best
buggy in Georgia, and want you to know it. Built on correct propor
tions of best material, beautifully designed and finely finished. Top
Buggies, Runabouts and Stanhopes. If your local dealer cannot sup
ply you, write direct to
NORMAN BUCCYCO., Inc., Crffln, Ca-
p A Dinner to an Ele•
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Y £y Lilian Bell
X what proved to be the coldest night of the year, a man,
Osaid to represent a brand of wine he is anxious to export, en
gaged the largest stage in the world from midnight until the
next noon and gave an entertainment in honor of an ele*
r.-r—-• , phant to which were bidden the men an 4 women whose
H lights shine mostly on the Great White Way.
These people were requested to come dressed as
"rubes,” in the hope of making themselves as ridiculous as
possible. But that was unnecessary, as the report of their
antics while the wine, represented by their hest, flowed with increasing free
dom, did for them what no amount of caricature in dress could accomplish
Out in the cold of this same freezing night there is a bread line Station
ed at various places in this city are municipal free lodging houses. To these
flocked the army of the hungry and homeless, seeking for food and shelter
from the bitter cold.
Of course, nobody blames a wine agent for advertising in any preposterous
way he can. Nor does one blame his guests, who can find no excitement so
suited to their taste as the sort given at an elephant dinner —where no dinner
was—for going and giving themselves up an abandonment of vinous enjoy
ment.
New York is a city of contrasts, and, in spite of the piteous tales of suf
fering printed every day in the newspapers, the idle and the thoughtless con
tinue to give parties, full of spirited and spirituous entertainment, where hun
dreds, if not thousands, of dollars are spent for no good purpose and to n»
worthy end.
Do you wonder that some shivering wretch with empty pockets and an
empty stomach, who hears of this waste and wanton extravagance, sometimes
loses his faith in God and man?
Nobody objects to even expensive entertainments, which really entertain,
but to w r aste money and advertise that waste when babies are dying of cold
and hunger on the coldest night of the year and men and women are driven
to desperate measures to find warmth and fcod, is little short of a crime.—
New York American.
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A BENEFACTRESS.
Maud Muller on a summer's day
Stood in the meadow raking hay.
And we have had'from poei men
A thousand parodies since thou.
Methinks all the gentle poet bund
Should ail combine to raise a fund,
'Tis net enougu to merely laud;
We ovve a monument to Maud.
—Louisville Courier-Journal.
NOT A FAIR TEST.
“Is he a young man of brains?”
“I really can’t say. I've only met
him in society.”—Judge.
NOT A WATERY SMILE.
Teacher—“ What is an ocean?”
Johnny—“A body of water neces
sitating battleships.”—New York Sun.
QUITE SO.
“Soipe say it’s a mistake to mar
ry. ”
“Well,” commented Mrs. Sixthhub,
“to err is human.”—Washington Her
ald.
UNPLANNED.
Recruit “Please, Sergeant, I've
got a splinter in my ’and."
Sergeant-Instructor “Wot yer
been doin’? Strokin’ yer ’ead?”—-
Punch.
HIS FATE.
** TVf n rsrf V* io of nnnnrro nh or did n'f
Auai i ruu mo oi,g.uv a i
he?”
“Yes, and he’s been short-handed
ever since.” —Puck.
THOSE WOMEN.
“Why do you have a full length
mirror in your r.oom?”
“Well, I'm a woman, and I want
to see everything that’s going on.”—•
Cleveland Leader.
SETTLED.
Friend—“lf your wife treats you
so shamefully why don’t you get a
divorce?”
Mr. Henpeck—“l did want to, but
she said ‘no;’ so, of course, that set
tled it.”-—New York Telegram.
UNLUCKY.
“Took out another accident policy,
did he?”
“Yes; but he ain’t had a leg cut off
yit—not even a arm broke!” At
lanta Constitution.
GETTING RICH.
“Found a dollar yesterday.”
“Lucky boy! ”
“Not so lucky. In stooping to pick
it up I dropped and broke my eye
glasses.”—Kansas City Journal.
AN ADDED TRIMMING.
“Drat the cat! ”
“What’s the matter, girl?”
“Oh, the cat went to sleep on my
new hat, and I wore her downtown
and back.”—Louisville Courier-Jour
nal.
IN THE FUTURE.
Reporter—“ What was the causa of
the accident?”
Descending Passenger —“Nobody
seems to know. The captain seems
to think It was either a derelict or an
uncharted skyscraper.”—Puck.
OLD MAN SADLY DISAPPOINTED.
“Papa,” wrote the sweet girl, “I
have become infatuated with calis
thenics.”
“Well, daughter,” replied the old
man, “if your heart’s sot on him I
haven’t a word to say, but I alwaj’s
did hope you’d marry an American.”
-—Houston Post.
PHILANTHROPIC.
Elderly Bachelor —“Mrs. Burnside,
will you marry me?”
Attractive Widow —“Mr. Wackford,
are you forgetting that I have six
children?”
Elderly Bachelor—“ Not at all. 1
want I£> help you train up those
childrai—blame ’em!” Chicago
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CASTORIA
* The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his per
/jT sonai supervision since its infancy.
/-wdAwt Allow no one to deceive you iu this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-aa-good” are but
Experiments that tritie with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
The Kind You Have Always Bought
in use For Over 30 Years.
TMI CCNTAUN COMPANY. TT MURRAY •TSIIT. >CWVOSH CITY
p Vacations
By Elbert Hubbard
■ — - .-1 HERE are three good reasons why all employes should have
T vacations.
One is so that the employer can see how easily any
body’s and everybody’s place can be filled; the next is so
.■ - - that when the employe returns he can see how well he can
Hbe spared, since things go right along without nim; the
third is so the emploje can show the employer, and the
employer can understand that the employe is not manipu
lating the accounts or engineering deals for his own benefit.
Many a defalcation could have been avoided hail the trusted man been
sent away two weeks each year, and an outsider put in his place.
Beyond these, the vacation has little excuse. As a matter of recuperation,
the vacation does not recuperate, since, as a rule, no man needs a vacation so
much as the man who has just had one. The man who is so run down that
lie needs a vacation can never adjust or reform himself in two weeks. What
he really needs is to retransform bis life.
To work during the year at so rapid a pace that In August one’s vitality
is exhausted, and a rest is demanded, is rank folly. What we all need Is
enough vacation each day so that we can face each new morning with health
sufficient to do our work in gladness. That is to say, we need enough of a
play spell every day to keep us in good physical condition.
The man who is done up and fagged out has not. found his work. And
the man who lives during the year In anticipation of a vacation does not de
serve one, for he has not ascertained that it is work, and not vacations, that
makes life endurable.
The only man who can really enjoy an outing is the man who doesn’t
need it. And the man who keeps his system so strong and well balanced that
he doesn’t need a vacation is the one who eventually will marry the propri
etor’s daughter and have his name on the sign. Before you manage a busi
ness, you better learn how ,o manage your cosmos. However, this does not
mean that I never take a vacation myself—l do, otherwise how would I know
the facts? —New York American.
P* How Germany Saves |
By William H. Tolman
EGARBING the accidents in the United States, it is the opln
■-■ti ion of the engineering profession that one-half of them are
R preventable. If so, the next question is, how? A conserva
tive estimate of the number of annual accidents which re
sult fatally, or in partial or total incapacity for work, is
==== — === 500,000. Reckoning the wage earning capacity of the aver
age workman at SSOO a year (this makes no allowance for
the. professional men, railroad presidents, industrialists and
ready for the ballot. Their day will come, but it must not
other high-salaried officials who are injured or killed by the
railways, mines, building trades and other occupations), we have a social and
economic waste of $250,000,000 a year. What we are thus losing in work ef
ficiency Germany Is saving. “One billion marks in wage earning efficiency
annually we conserve for Germany through our sanatoria, museums of safety,
convalescent homes and other forms of social insurance, by which we safe
guard the livei and limbs cf cur workmen and prevent the causes and effects
of dieases which would lessen their economic efficiency,” stated Dr. Zacher,
director of the imperial bureau of statistics, in reply to my inquir y as to how
much Germany saved every year.—From The Century.
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