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About The Henry County weekly. (McDonough, GA.) 18??-1934 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 22, 1909)
imp A FISHING TRIP. Jis now that you long for a spot by a no cl Where the fish Gayly swish In the depths clear and cool. So you take a day off and you go to f ; o’ - Where the Hies Supervise And you simmer and cook. Then you yearn for a place by a rotary ian And skiddoo Thitherto •Just as fast as you can. Louisville Courier-Journal. MARRIED HIM AS REPARATION. Gladys “How did vou meet Jack? - ’ Alice Accidentally'. I ran across him with my auto.”—New York Times. HOBO ARISTOCRACY. ‘•But your leisure class in America seems rather small.” Oh, I don’t know. Look at the park yonder. There are about as many as the bencnes will accommo date. ” ASSIMILATED. “That man couldn't interpret a single passage of the Constitution.” “Yet you naturalized him, judge.” “Well, he was away up on batting averages. I guess he'll make a good American. ” AT THE CLASS REUNION. F;rst Old Grad (joyfully slapping an old classmate on the back) “Well, and how's the hoy?” Second Old Grad—"Er—what do you mean? It was a girl.”—Harvard Lampoon. NATURALLY. Medical Professor—“ What is the result, young gentlemen, when a pa tient’s temperature goes down as far as it can?” Student—“Why—er—he gets cold feet.’’—Cleveland Leader. AND HAVE A MONOPOLY. “With all the poets writing street car verse, Pegasus is out of a job.” “Who is Pegasus?” “The winged horse.” “He might get work towing d'=- abled airships in.” TAKING IT EASIER. “John,” said his wife, “you must take things easier in this hot weather. Don't exert yourself too much.” “I won’t, my dear. But who will you get to carry your bundles home while I’m resting?”—Detroit Free Press. AROUSES HIS INTEREST. “So you won’t go to the dramatic reading?” “No elocution for me.” “A young lady is to read extracts from Salome.” “Sure I’ll go. Is it to be in cos tume?” THE MARRIAGE PUZZLE. Father—“ Whenever I want you to marry a man you object, and when ever I don’t want you to marry a man, you want to.” Daughter—" Yes, and whenever we agree on a man he objects.”—New York Times. ANECDOTE FROM REAL LIFE. “Forty years ago I started in life without a dollar.” “Say on.” “And now I have four hundred dollars in the bank and a job lot of furniture worth as much more.”— Louisville Courier-Journal. A LOCAL SENSATION. “I see you farmers are all buying automobiles. ” “We are,” admitted Farmer Whiffletree, “and you can believe it or not, but my hired man has de veloped enough energy to get pinched for speeding.”—Kansas City Journal. JUST AN ARGUMENT. “Good gracious, isn't that your hus band across the street there quar relling with the man on the opposite porch?” “Oh, they’re not really quarrelling. They dispute that way every night. George is a monopianist and Mr. Stig gins is a biplanist.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. JUST THE SAME. 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