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A FISHING TRIP.
Jis now that you long for a spot by a no cl
Where the fish
Gayly swish
In the depths clear and cool.
So you take a day off and you go to f ; o’ -
Where the Hies
Supervise
And you simmer and cook.
Then you yearn for a place by a rotary ian
And skiddoo
Thitherto
•Just as fast as you can.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
MARRIED HIM AS REPARATION.
Gladys “How did vou meet
Jack? - ’
Alice Accidentally'. I ran across
him with my auto.”—New York
Times.
HOBO ARISTOCRACY.
‘•But your leisure class in America
seems rather small.”
Oh, I don’t know. Look at the
park yonder. There are about as
many as the bencnes will accommo
date. ”
ASSIMILATED.
“That man couldn't interpret a
single passage of the Constitution.”
“Yet you naturalized him, judge.”
“Well, he was away up on batting
averages. I guess he'll make a good
American. ”
AT THE CLASS REUNION.
F;rst Old Grad (joyfully slapping
an old classmate on the back)
“Well, and how's the hoy?”
Second Old Grad—"Er—what do
you mean? It was a girl.”—Harvard
Lampoon.
NATURALLY.
Medical Professor—“ What is the
result, young gentlemen, when a pa
tient’s temperature goes down as far
as it can?”
Student—“Why—er—he gets cold
feet.’’—Cleveland Leader.
AND HAVE A MONOPOLY.
“With all the poets writing street
car verse, Pegasus is out of a job.”
“Who is Pegasus?”
“The winged horse.”
“He might get work towing d'=-
abled airships in.”
TAKING IT EASIER.
“John,” said his wife, “you must
take things easier in this hot weather.
Don't exert yourself too much.”
“I won’t, my dear. But who will
you get to carry your bundles home
while I’m resting?”—Detroit Free
Press.
AROUSES HIS INTEREST.
“So you won’t go to the dramatic
reading?”
“No elocution for me.”
“A young lady is to read extracts
from Salome.”
“Sure I’ll go. Is it to be in cos
tume?”
THE MARRIAGE PUZZLE.
Father—“ Whenever I want you to
marry a man you object, and when
ever I don’t want you to marry a
man, you want to.”
Daughter—" Yes, and whenever we
agree on a man he objects.”—New
York Times.
ANECDOTE FROM REAL LIFE.
“Forty years ago I started in life
without a dollar.”
“Say on.”
“And now I have four hundred
dollars in the bank and a job lot of
furniture worth as much more.”—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
A LOCAL SENSATION.
“I see you farmers are all buying
automobiles. ”
“We are,” admitted Farmer
Whiffletree, “and you can believe it
or not, but my hired man has de
veloped enough energy to get pinched
for speeding.”—Kansas City Journal.
JUST AN ARGUMENT.
“Good gracious, isn't that your hus
band across the street there quar
relling with the man on the opposite
porch?”
“Oh, they’re not really quarrelling.
They dispute that way every night.
George is a monopianist and Mr. Stig
gins is a biplanist.”—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
JUST THE SAME.
District Visitor —“I’ve just had a
letter from my son, Arthur, saying
he has won a scholarship. I can’t
tell you how pleased I am!”
Rustic Party—“l can understand
ver feelings, mum. I felt just the
same when our pig won a medal at
the agricultural show.” —Pearson's
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