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HE WAS NOT ON EXHIBITION
Occasion When Sir George Whits Was
Surprised by Entirely Unex
pected Reception.
The late Sir George White was
wonderful in the way of taking exer
-0.-40, and when commander in chief
in India u.-c.d to run his staff off
their legs when gotng for exercise
round the various roads in the neigh
borhood of Simla. There is a tun
nel by which the main road goes
through the hillside at one spot, hut
if is so narrow (hat a policeman is
stationed at each end to keep the
traffic going altt roately one way or
the other.
On the occasion of a large garden
party, according to Sir Robert
Badon-Powell, in his hook “Indian
Memories,” when all the rank and
fashion of Simla in their rickshaws
were about to pass through the tun
nel, the policeman slopped them and
held up the traffic, for the news had
spread that the lord sahib was com
ing through. The ' h.rd sahib” is the
title given by the natives both to the
viceroy and to the commander in
chief.
Everybody waited expecting to see
one or the other of these magnates
riding through with all his glittering
staff, instead of which there came
from the tunnel a single, solitary
•figure—a fall, thin man in a singlet
and flannels, running in more senses
than one, and*n< a little startled to
find himself in the presence of Sim
la’s society, coll-cted as if to receive
him. It was Sir George White.
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RECOVERED HIS SPEECH.
The power of speech has been re
gained by a young Dundee soldier in
a marvelous manner. During some
heavy lighting he was severely
wounded in the face and lost the
power of speech, and now from hos
pital he sends the following letter to
bis parents: “1 am glad to say that
\ have reached my twenty-fourth
birthday, and 1 have got the great
est gift that anyone could wish for
in a ease like mine. 1 have-*recov
ered my speech. 1 got it back
through a dream last night, and the
chaps were telling me I was talking
about my brother in my sleep. So 1
must have been dreaming of John.
Vpparently I had been saying, ‘Show
them no merev, for they had no
mercy on my brother. They killed
him!'* In the morning 1 found I
could talk all -right.”
A L'TERAL ONE.
“1 caught a quartet of young lov
ers sitting out the dances on the
stairs, and they blushed like a fur
nace.” *
“Ah! a regular case of four-flush
ing.”
FRENCH LACKING.
“7 had a queer experience in
Paris.”
“'What was that?”
“1 had to speak English to get
anybody io understand me there.”
THE EXPLANATION.
“How is it tha : big. determined
man stuck to that timid litti * wom
an fill he got her?”
“I suppose she has a magnetic at
traction for his n will.”
Agnu a port.
To thy Henry County Agricultural
Association :
I .-ui nut for yoor -information
the following report:
Since making my last report in
discharge of my duties, I have
traveled miles, vi.-ited i>2 farm
ers. e >uferr< 1 with 4b tarmurs and
business men in regard to Jtlie
\v< -k ; had 45 call-' for information
ti oin farmers and o' hers, written
57 letters, distributed lit) bulletins,
made b visits to schools, in interest
of the elnb work.
Was in Harnesvillo two days at
tending a meeting of the district
and county agents, and gave a
summary of our work.
Quite a great deal of interest is
being tak*-n in cover crops and al
falfa. For your information, we
shipped in one lot 200') lbs, of al
falfa. 255 lbs. in another lot ; also
sf>u lbs. crimson clover seed.
In spite of high price cotton, I
want to encourage the farmers to
sow alfalfa, crimson clover, oats
and wheat, as we need more feed
stuff in our county
Respectfulty submitted.
B, L. Hancock, Go. Agt.
Difference in Religion.
The woolly-headed Uncle Ras
mus was accused of distuiblng the
peace. Otficer Moit Rudolph ex
plained it as follows:
“Your honor, this man was run
ning up and down the Mill River
road waving his arms and yelling
at the top of his voice, and other
wise raising the mischief, at half
past 1 in the morning. The peo
ple of the district complained, and
they had a perfect right to.
The Judge, says Case and Com
ment, frowned at Rasmus, who
didn’t seem to be particularly
worried.
“What do you mean by such un
becoming conduct?” his honor
demanded.
“Religion! Jedge,” was the re
sponse.
“Religion! Are you a Ho y Roller
or something like that? 1 have re
ligion, Rasmus, but don’t get up at
midnightand tell everybody about
it.”
“Dat’s des’ de diffunce, Judge,
I ain’t ershamed ob mine.”
“Deacon, how hard did yo” ever
see it rain?”
“Well, sir,” said the deacon,
“once upon a time when I was at
home we had an old cider barrel
that lay out in the yard with both
ends out and the bunghole up,
and, would you believe it, it rained
so hard into that bunghole that
water couldn’t run out ol both
ends fast enough, and it swelled
up and busted!”
Then Reuben Henry spoke up.
He said he’d never seen it rain
very hard, buf he’d seen some
mighty cold weather. Somebody
said, “Rule, how cold did you
ever see it get?”
He said, “Well sir. one time
when I was living down in Picka
way county in hog-killing time we
had a kettle of boiling water se t
mg on the stove. When we took
it out in the yard it froze so dog
gone quick the ice was hot.”
Ready for Business.
The B. B. Carmichael &■ Sons
Co. greet the fall trade with a
handsome full page advertisement
in this issue, annoucing ready for
business in all departments, and
extend a cordial invitation for ev
erybody to call on them. Since
putting in their new departments
last year this company has done a
splendid business, and with full
new stocks they are prepared to
serve customers to the very best
advantage in every line. See ad
vertisement and call on them.
Bright clean Fulghum Oats for
sale. J. T. \\ terns.
Cior aon
Rev. Tom McWilliams bet n
holding a prof: noted meeting »t
Mt. Vernon church this week. He
is rendering faithful service, and a
good deal of interest is being shown
among the people.
Mrs. Tiidy Swann of Atlanta is
spending a while with Mr. and Mrs.
T. G. Swann and family.
Mrs. Hem Cook and Mrs. Tom
Scarbrough spent Friday afternoon
with the former’s mother, Mrs. C.
C. Martin.
Mrs. Horace Minor and children
of Atlanta spent, last week with
her mother, Mrs. John Turpin.
Miss Mvrtie Belle Mitchell spent
the week end in Atlanta.
Miss Sis Henry is visiting friends
m McDonough this week.
Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Austin and
little daughter Elizabeth spent
Sunday night with the former’s
parents. Mr. and Mrs. S. K. Austin.
Mr. and Mrs, M. F. White made
a trip to Winder this week.
Mrs. Dan Henderson of McDon
ough is the guest of Mrs. Ves Mos
ley this week.
Mr. .1, C. Austin went to the Gate
City Saturday.
Little Addison Skelton died at
the home ot law parents Tuesday
morning, Sept. 2<ith. after a long
illness. He leaves father, mother,
and a number of brothers and sis
ters to mourn his death. We ex
pend to them our heartfelt sympa
thy in their bereavement.
One, Two, Three.
Well Located Farm for Sale.
One hundred and forty acre?,
more or less, two-story dwelling,
two tenant houses, fine spring
branch pasture adjacent to barn,
75,000 feet saw timber; all in two
miles of McDonough, Gu., on one
of the best auto roads in Henry
county. About as much as four
mules can cultivate properly.
Terms to suit purchaser. See me
at once. M. C. Low,
McDonough, Ga.
Land for Sale
50 acres 1 f mile from Locust
Grove, with new 4 room houses,
on two main public roads.
75 acres 3 1-2 miles from McDon
ough with one 4 room dewelling,
two barns, three outhouses.
280 acres 7 miles from McDon
ough. with good improvements.
55 acres 4 miles from McDon
ough, with good 4 room house,
barn and two outhouses.
I will sell all these lands at a
reduced price. Can arrange
terms if desired. Any further
information write or cal! to see
John t S. Brown
Locust Grove, Ga.,
Flection Expenses.
State of Georgia —Henry County.
In person appeared before the
undersigned, an officer duly au
thor izeii by iavv to administer
oaths, E. M. Smith, who being
duly sworn says that he was a
candidate for the nomination for
Representative from Henry coun
ty, in the primary of September
12, 1916, that as such he expended
the following sums of money:
Ass. by Dein. Ex. Com. . 115.00
Announcement card . . 5.00
Stamps and Stationery . 57.50
Clerical help 4.00
Automobile hire .... 11.75
Total $92.75
That said money was expended
from his own funds derived from
the practice of law.
E. M. SMITH.
Sworn to and subscribed before
me this September 22, 1916.
H. C. HIGHTOWER.
C. S. C.. H. C., Ga.
Tux Notice.
My books are now open for the
collection of 1916 taxes, and I will
be in my office at the court house
until further notice.
J. ii. Wallace, T. C.
To *vahga Nc v\ s.
Mr. John Patrick of Umatilla,
Fla., is again attending a medical
college in Atlanta, and was here
for a week-end visit.
Mrs. Hattie Lang of Atlanta is
visiting relatives and friends here.
Little Lucy Sims had the mis
fortune of getting struck on the
head by a 12-inch plank last Wed
nesday, cutting a gasli and several
stitches had to be taken. She is
doing nicely now.
Mrs. Tom Hammock of Delta
Grove visited Mrs. Gordon- Pat
rick Tuesday.
Misses Janice Patrick and Mary
Welden spent the wetk-end with
Mrs. Wade Puiifoy at Midway.
Mrs. W. S. Patrick and children
spent Sunday with Mrs. D. L. Pat
rick, Jr., of Griffin.
Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Welden,
Miss Ida Patrick, W. P. Nutt, E. B.
Jordan, W. S. Patrick, T. S. Pat
rick, and Grover Patrick attended
the singing at Brooks Sunday.
Mr. Addis Goodrum of Griffin
spent Sunday with homefolks.
Mr. and Mrs. James Chasteen
spent the week end witfc friends
here. '
Mr. Gordon Patrick is the proud
owner of a handsome Buick Six.
Mr. Emmett Goodrum is at Mt.
Berry school.
A large delegation from Union
church motored to Concord Tues
day and Wednesday to attend the
Flint River Association.
The many friends and relatives
of Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Collins in
this community extend them
heartfelt sympathy in the death
of their little three-year old daugh
ter, Barbara. Everything that
medical skill and devotion could
suggest was done in the effort to
prolong her life but aii in vain,
and the end came peacefully at
5:20 p m., September 20. The
interment was at McDonough.
Weep .hot, ; nd parents, little
Barbara is not dead but . veth,
“Fur of such is the Kingdom of
Heaven.”
South Avenue.
A large crowd attended the
Sunday School convention at Mt.
Vernon church Sunday.
The South River Baptist assecia
tun covened at Mt. Vernon church
last Wednesday and Thursday.
Mrs. Lewis White and little
daughter Evelyn, of Atlanta, visit
ed her parents Mr. and Mrs. W. H.
Ciark iast week.
Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Carroll of
near Eest Point visited relatives
here one day last week.
Rev. and Mrs. W. N. South and
chidren spent Saturday night with
the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs.
S. C. Selfridge near White House.
Mr- Ed Spraberry, Mrs. Lewis
Whitley, and Misses Harriett,
Elon, Snowdie, and Chiffie Clark
motored to Lithoina Friday, and
attended the revival services, that
is being held there by Rev. Chartie
Dunnaway.
Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Martin and
daughter Marie, Mrs. T. M, Martin,
Mrs. Wellham and Mrs. Hunnicutt
motored from Atlanta Sunday
afternoon to see Mrs. M. F. Martin,
who we regret to say is still con
fined to her bed.
Mrs. Milton Clark, Mrs. C. W.
South, and Miss Annie Mae Haynes
spent Saturday afternoon with
Mrs. W. H. Clark and daughters.
Busy Bee.
Come to Hinton’s Mill.
Bring your wheat and corn and
give me a trial. Satisfaction guar
anteed. FRANK GRANADE.
Phillippi News.
We are having some pleasant
weather now.
Mr. S. R. Bearden and family
and Mrs. J. L. Jinks spent Sunday
with Mr. B. F. Crumbley and
family.
Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crumbley
spent Saturday in Jackson.
Mr. and Mrs. Van McKibben,
Mr. J. T. Bearden, Ernest Crumb
ley, Misses Orlena Welch and
Aiice McKibben attended the
High Fans Convention over in
Jasper Sunday.
Miss Beuiah Rosser spent Sat
urday night and Sunday with
Miss Georgia McKibben.
Mr. G. T. Tingle and family
spent Sunday with Mr. P. E. Jinks
and family.
Mr. and Mrs. V. L. Jinks spent
Saturday night with Mr. T. N.
Crumbley and family.
Mr. W: W. Hooten was over
and sang fur us last Sunday after
noon.
Miss Ruby Waters spent Sun
day with Miss Ruth Childs.
Mr. George Brannan of McDon
ough was down in this settlement
Sunday afternoon.
Several from around here at
tended Children’s day at County
Line last Sunday.
Mr. Alonzo Chafin and Mr. Al
len stopped over a while Sunday
afternoon with Mr. VV. J. McKib
ben and family. BLUE EYES.
Mount Bethel.
On with Sunday singing! down
with the Sunday School!
Oh this beautiful balmy Autumn
time.
Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Cash were
guests of Mr. and Mrs. Odus Hanes
Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Mark Hunt visited
Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hunt near
McDonough, Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. Hey wood Stroud
were called to Rockdale last week
to attend the funeral of their sister
Mrs. Julian Wall. We sympathize
with them.
Mr. Williams of Elliston was up
one day last week to meet his
grand son; a new arrival in the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Odus
Haynes.
Prof. W. W. Hooten and family
motored to Jenkinsburg Sunday.
We are glad to say that little
Einora Cowan has about recoverd
from her recent attack of whoop
ing cough.
Mr. Austin Rosser, Mr. and Mrs.
Oliver Jones and Misses Lois and
Esther Jones motered to Atlanta
Monday.
Mount Bet.iel Sunday school
will oberve orphans day exercises
next Sunday afternoon. A short
progran will be rendered. Come
and bring a contibrution.
Card of Thanks.
We wish to thank our friends
for their help and sympathy dur
ing the sickness and death of our
little daughter, Barbara.
May God’s richest blessings
abide with you.
Mr and Mrs. B. F. Collins.
A Bad Summer lor Children.
There has been an unusual
amount of dangerous sickness
among children everywhere this
summer. Extra precautions should
be taken to keep the bowels open
and regular and the liver active.
Foley Cathartic Tablets are a fine
and wholesome physic; cause no
pain, nausea or griping. They re
lieve indigestion, sick headache,
biliousness, sour stomach, bad
breath or other conditions caused
by clogged bowels. The McDon
ough Drug Co.