The Henry County weekly. (McDonough, GA.) 18??-1934, September 29, 1916, Image 4
HE WAS NOT ON EXHIBITION Occasion When Sir George Whits Was Surprised by Entirely Unex pected Reception. The late Sir George White was wonderful in the way of taking exer -0.-40, and when commander in chief in India u.-c.d to run his staff off their legs when gotng for exercise round the various roads in the neigh borhood of Simla. There is a tun nel by which the main road goes through the hillside at one spot, hut if is so narrow (hat a policeman is stationed at each end to keep the traffic going altt roately one way or the other. On the occasion of a large garden party, according to Sir Robert Badon-Powell, in his hook “Indian Memories,” when all the rank and fashion of Simla in their rickshaws were about to pass through the tun nel, the policeman slopped them and held up the traffic, for the news had spread that the lord sahib was com ing through. The ' h.rd sahib” is the title given by the natives both to the viceroy and to the commander in chief. Everybody waited expecting to see one or the other of these magnates riding through with all his glittering staff, instead of which there came from the tunnel a single, solitary •figure—a fall, thin man in a singlet and flannels, running in more senses than one, and*n< a little startled to find himself in the presence of Sim la’s society, coll-cted as if to receive him. It was Sir George White. R^--7T~T~I 1 GROW UP, v Ttfe MAKE L.OTo\ \ 'NF.S,AK‘D hM P' OOSt TCU h ' ' Mt A „ { IN LOTS E.R VgA,VV\ YOU SHOVJ MORt ' V SfcHSt Mt t BHj ‘bISTEKJ'b J RECOVERED HIS SPEECH. The power of speech has been re gained by a young Dundee soldier in a marvelous manner. During some heavy lighting he was severely wounded in the face and lost the power of speech, and now from hos pital he sends the following letter to bis parents: “1 am glad to say that \ have reached my twenty-fourth birthday, and 1 have got the great est gift that anyone could wish for in a ease like mine. 1 have-*recov ered my speech. 1 got it back through a dream last night, and the chaps were telling me I was talking about my brother in my sleep. So 1 must have been dreaming of John. Vpparently I had been saying, ‘Show them no merev, for they had no mercy on my brother. They killed him!'* In the morning 1 found I could talk all -right.” A L'TERAL ONE. “1 caught a quartet of young lov ers sitting out the dances on the stairs, and they blushed like a fur nace.” * “Ah! a regular case of four-flush ing.” FRENCH LACKING. “7 had a queer experience in Paris.” “'What was that?” “1 had to speak English to get anybody io understand me there.” THE EXPLANATION. “How is it tha : big. determined man stuck to that timid litti * wom an fill he got her?” “I suppose she has a magnetic at traction for his n will.” Agnu a port. To thy Henry County Agricultural Association : I .-ui nut for yoor -information the following report: Since making my last report in discharge of my duties, I have traveled miles, vi.-ited i>2 farm ers. e >uferr< 1 with 4b tarmurs and business men in regard to Jtlie \v< -k ; had 45 call-' for information ti oin farmers and o' hers, written 57 letters, distributed lit) bulletins, made b visits to schools, in interest of the elnb work. Was in Harnesvillo two days at tending a meeting of the district and county agents, and gave a summary of our work. Quite a great deal of interest is being tak*-n in cover crops and al falfa. For your information, we shipped in one lot 200') lbs, of al falfa. 255 lbs. in another lot ; also sf>u lbs. crimson clover seed. In spite of high price cotton, I want to encourage the farmers to sow alfalfa, crimson clover, oats and wheat, as we need more feed stuff in our county Respectfulty submitted. B, L. Hancock, Go. Agt. Difference in Religion. The woolly-headed Uncle Ras mus was accused of distuiblng the peace. Otficer Moit Rudolph ex plained it as follows: “Your honor, this man was run ning up and down the Mill River road waving his arms and yelling at the top of his voice, and other wise raising the mischief, at half past 1 in the morning. The peo ple of the district complained, and they had a perfect right to. The Judge, says Case and Com ment, frowned at Rasmus, who didn’t seem to be particularly worried. “What do you mean by such un becoming conduct?” his honor demanded. “Religion! Jedge,” was the re sponse. “Religion! Are you a Ho y Roller or something like that? 1 have re ligion, Rasmus, but don’t get up at midnightand tell everybody about it.” “Dat’s des’ de diffunce, Judge, I ain’t ershamed ob mine.” “Deacon, how hard did yo” ever see it rain?” “Well, sir,” said the deacon, “once upon a time when I was at home we had an old cider barrel that lay out in the yard with both ends out and the bunghole up, and, would you believe it, it rained so hard into that bunghole that water couldn’t run out ol both ends fast enough, and it swelled up and busted!” Then Reuben Henry spoke up. He said he’d never seen it rain very hard, buf he’d seen some mighty cold weather. Somebody said, “Rule, how cold did you ever see it get?” He said, “Well sir. one time when I was living down in Picka way county in hog-killing time we had a kettle of boiling water se t mg on the stove. When we took it out in the yard it froze so dog gone quick the ice was hot.” Ready for Business. The B. B. Carmichael &■ Sons Co. greet the fall trade with a handsome full page advertisement in this issue, annoucing ready for business in all departments, and extend a cordial invitation for ev erybody to call on them. Since putting in their new departments last year this company has done a splendid business, and with full new stocks they are prepared to serve customers to the very best advantage in every line. See ad vertisement and call on them. Bright clean Fulghum Oats for sale. J. T. \\ terns. Cior aon Rev. Tom McWilliams bet n holding a prof: noted meeting »t Mt. Vernon church this week. He is rendering faithful service, and a good deal of interest is being shown among the people. Mrs. Tiidy Swann of Atlanta is spending a while with Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Swann and family. Mrs. Hem Cook and Mrs. Tom Scarbrough spent Friday afternoon with the former’s mother, Mrs. C. C. Martin. Mrs. Horace Minor and children of Atlanta spent, last week with her mother, Mrs. John Turpin. Miss Mvrtie Belle Mitchell spent the week end in Atlanta. Miss Sis Henry is visiting friends m McDonough this week. Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Austin and little daughter Elizabeth spent Sunday night with the former’s parents. Mr. and Mrs. S. K. Austin. Mr. and Mrs, M. F. White made a trip to Winder this week. Mrs. Dan Henderson of McDon ough is the guest of Mrs. Ves Mos ley this week. Mr. .1, C. Austin went to the Gate City Saturday. Little Addison Skelton died at the home ot law parents Tuesday morning, Sept. 2<ith. after a long illness. He leaves father, mother, and a number of brothers and sis ters to mourn his death. We ex pend to them our heartfelt sympa thy in their bereavement. One, Two, Three. Well Located Farm for Sale. One hundred and forty acre?, more or less, two-story dwelling, two tenant houses, fine spring branch pasture adjacent to barn, 75,000 feet saw timber; all in two miles of McDonough, Gu., on one of the best auto roads in Henry county. About as much as four mules can cultivate properly. Terms to suit purchaser. See me at once. M. C. Low, McDonough, Ga. Land for Sale 50 acres 1 f mile from Locust Grove, with new 4 room houses, on two main public roads. 75 acres 3 1-2 miles from McDon ough with one 4 room dewelling, two barns, three outhouses. 280 acres 7 miles from McDon ough. with good improvements. 55 acres 4 miles from McDon ough, with good 4 room house, barn and two outhouses. I will sell all these lands at a reduced price. Can arrange terms if desired. Any further information write or cal! to see John t S. Brown Locust Grove, Ga., Flection Expenses. State of Georgia —Henry County. In person appeared before the undersigned, an officer duly au thor izeii by iavv to administer oaths, E. M. Smith, who being duly sworn says that he was a candidate for the nomination for Representative from Henry coun ty, in the primary of September 12, 1916, that as such he expended the following sums of money: Ass. by Dein. Ex. Com. . 115.00 Announcement card . . 5.00 Stamps and Stationery . 57.50 Clerical help 4.00 Automobile hire .... 11.75 Total $92.75 That said money was expended from his own funds derived from the practice of law. E. M. SMITH. Sworn to and subscribed before me this September 22, 1916. H. C. HIGHTOWER. C. S. C.. H. C., Ga. Tux Notice. My books are now open for the collection of 1916 taxes, and I will be in my office at the court house until further notice. J. ii. Wallace, T. C. To *vahga Nc v\ s. Mr. John Patrick of Umatilla, Fla., is again attending a medical college in Atlanta, and was here for a week-end visit. Mrs. Hattie Lang of Atlanta is visiting relatives and friends here. Little Lucy Sims had the mis fortune of getting struck on the head by a 12-inch plank last Wed nesday, cutting a gasli and several stitches had to be taken. She is doing nicely now. Mrs. Tom Hammock of Delta Grove visited Mrs. Gordon- Pat rick Tuesday. Misses Janice Patrick and Mary Welden spent the wetk-end with Mrs. Wade Puiifoy at Midway. Mrs. W. S. Patrick and children spent Sunday with Mrs. D. L. Pat rick, Jr., of Griffin. Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Welden, Miss Ida Patrick, W. P. Nutt, E. B. Jordan, W. S. Patrick, T. S. Pat rick, and Grover Patrick attended the singing at Brooks Sunday. Mr. Addis Goodrum of Griffin spent Sunday with homefolks. Mr. and Mrs. James Chasteen spent the week end witfc friends here. ' Mr. Gordon Patrick is the proud owner of a handsome Buick Six. Mr. Emmett Goodrum is at Mt. Berry school. A large delegation from Union church motored to Concord Tues day and Wednesday to attend the Flint River Association. The many friends and relatives of Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Collins in this community extend them heartfelt sympathy in the death of their little three-year old daugh ter, Barbara. Everything that medical skill and devotion could suggest was done in the effort to prolong her life but aii in vain, and the end came peacefully at 5:20 p m., September 20. The interment was at McDonough. Weep .hot, ; nd parents, little Barbara is not dead but . veth, “Fur of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.” South Avenue. A large crowd attended the Sunday School convention at Mt. Vernon church Sunday. The South River Baptist assecia tun covened at Mt. Vernon church last Wednesday and Thursday. Mrs. Lewis White and little daughter Evelyn, of Atlanta, visit ed her parents Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Ciark iast week. Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Carroll of near Eest Point visited relatives here one day last week. Rev. and Mrs. W. N. South and chidren spent Saturday night with the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. S. C. Selfridge near White House. Mr- Ed Spraberry, Mrs. Lewis Whitley, and Misses Harriett, Elon, Snowdie, and Chiffie Clark motored to Lithoina Friday, and attended the revival services, that is being held there by Rev. Chartie Dunnaway. Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Martin and daughter Marie, Mrs. T. M, Martin, Mrs. Wellham and Mrs. Hunnicutt motored from Atlanta Sunday afternoon to see Mrs. M. F. Martin, who we regret to say is still con fined to her bed. Mrs. Milton Clark, Mrs. C. W. South, and Miss Annie Mae Haynes spent Saturday afternoon with Mrs. W. H. Clark and daughters. Busy Bee. Come to Hinton’s Mill. Bring your wheat and corn and give me a trial. Satisfaction guar anteed. FRANK GRANADE. Phillippi News. We are having some pleasant weather now. Mr. S. R. Bearden and family and Mrs. J. L. Jinks spent Sunday with Mr. B. F. Crumbley and family. Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crumbley spent Saturday in Jackson. Mr. and Mrs. Van McKibben, Mr. J. T. Bearden, Ernest Crumb ley, Misses Orlena Welch and Aiice McKibben attended the High Fans Convention over in Jasper Sunday. Miss Beuiah Rosser spent Sat urday night and Sunday with Miss Georgia McKibben. Mr. G. T. Tingle and family spent Sunday with Mr. P. E. Jinks and family. Mr. and Mrs. V. L. Jinks spent Saturday night with Mr. T. N. Crumbley and family. Mr. W: W. Hooten was over and sang fur us last Sunday after noon. Miss Ruby Waters spent Sun day with Miss Ruth Childs. Mr. George Brannan of McDon ough was down in this settlement Sunday afternoon. Several from around here at tended Children’s day at County Line last Sunday. Mr. Alonzo Chafin and Mr. Al len stopped over a while Sunday afternoon with Mr. VV. J. McKib ben and family. BLUE EYES. Mount Bethel. On with Sunday singing! down with the Sunday School! Oh this beautiful balmy Autumn time. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Cash were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Odus Hanes Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Mark Hunt visited Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hunt near McDonough, Sunday Mr. and Mrs. Hey wood Stroud were called to Rockdale last week to attend the funeral of their sister Mrs. Julian Wall. We sympathize with them. Mr. Williams of Elliston was up one day last week to meet his grand son; a new arrival in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Odus Haynes. Prof. W. W. Hooten and family motored to Jenkinsburg Sunday. We are glad to say that little Einora Cowan has about recoverd from her recent attack of whoop ing cough. Mr. Austin Rosser, Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Jones and Misses Lois and Esther Jones motered to Atlanta Monday. Mount Bet.iel Sunday school will oberve orphans day exercises next Sunday afternoon. A short progran will be rendered. Come and bring a contibrution. Card of Thanks. We wish to thank our friends for their help and sympathy dur ing the sickness and death of our little daughter, Barbara. May God’s richest blessings abide with you. Mr and Mrs. B. F. Collins. A Bad Summer lor Children. There has been an unusual amount of dangerous sickness among children everywhere this summer. Extra precautions should be taken to keep the bowels open and regular and the liver active. Foley Cathartic Tablets are a fine and wholesome physic; cause no pain, nausea or griping. They re lieve indigestion, sick headache, biliousness, sour stomach, bad breath or other conditions caused by clogged bowels. The McDon ough Drug Co.