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LUKE McLUKE SAYS.
A man doesn’t mind getting up
at 4a.m. to go hunting. But he
couldn’t possibly get up at that
hour to go to work.
During the honeymoon the ther
mometer in the front hall registers
about 100 above when she greets
him when he gets home at night.
But a few years later the same
thermometer registers around zero
when she greets him when he
gets home at night.
It is hard to get the idea out of
a girl’s head that music consists
of making a noise.
A princess imagines that taking
time for reflection means posing
in front of a mirror for an hour.
A single wrinkle will worry a
woman more than an entire bald
head will worry a man.
The old-fashioned woman who
used to pin a switch onto her hair
now has a daughter who pins her
hair onto a switch.
Keep your plans to yourself.
You never heard a successful man
telling what he is going to do, did
you?
Every man should express a
knowledge of palmistry. It gives
him an excuse to hold a girl’s
hand for a while.
When friend wife and friend
husband have a scrap and friend
wife says: “Well, if you don’t
like it you know what you can
do !” friend wife means that friend
husband can go straight to the
bad place for all she cares.
A woman can’t always get a
gown to match her complexion.
But she can always get a complex
ion to match her gown.
After a man has been married
long enough he can tell you that
a woman will worry over the fact
that she has nothing to worry
about.
Kept Lent.
Mr. Tucker had unexpectedly
come face to face with Mr. Cut
ting from whom he had frequent
ly borrowed money. .
“Er —aw —what was the denom
ination of the bill you loaned me?”
he asked nervously.
“Episcopalian, I guess,” said Mr.
Cutting. “At any rate it keeps
Lent very well.”
They were having an argument
as to whether it was correct to
say of a hen she is “setting” or
“sitting,” and not being able to
arrive at a satisfactory conclusion
they decided to submit the prob
lem to farmer Giles.
“My friends,” he said, “that
don’t interest me at all. What I
wants to know when I hear a hen
cackle is whether she be laying
or lying.
240 Pound Pigs.
With corn above 50* hogs eat
their heads off very quickly. The
hog that takes two or three months
to get on full feed never brings
you a profit.
When you are ready to put your
shoats on feed, begin with the B.
A. Thomas’ Hog Medicine. Use
regularly and watch your shoats
round out into fat hogs in nine
months—hogs going over 200
pounds and as high as 240 pounds.
Figure the average feeding and
you will see why the B. A. Thomas
medicine is a good investment.
Try feeding out your hogs on this
plan and if you are not more than
pleased, we will refund the cost
of the medicine. Henry Countv
Supply Co.
It is now our war, and the
country must get together on this
basis.
A Mean Man.
The teiephoue bell rang with
anxious persistence. The doctor
answered the call.
“Oh, doctor,” said a worried
voice, something seems to have
happened to my wife. Her mouth
seems set and she can’t say a
word.”
“Why, she may have lock-jaw,”
said the medical man.
“Do you think so? Well, if
you are up this way some time
next week I wish you would step
in and see what you can do for
her.”
“Has Crimson Gulch quit drink
ing yet ?”
“Yes,” replied Bronco Bob.
“And playing faro bank?”
“Quit entirely.”
“What do you do for amuse
ment, then?”
“Go to the movies and laugh at
the reckless way they think us
Wild West fellers behave.
“Has your wife started house
cleaning ?”
“1 guess so. The hired girl
quit yesterday.
Cut This Out—lt is Worth Money.
DON’T MISS THIS. Cut out
this slip, enclose with 5c and mail
it to Foley & Co., 2835 Sheffield
Ave., Chicago, 111,, writing your
name clearly. You will receive in
return a trial package containing
Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound,
for coughs, colds, and croup; Foley
Kidney Pills, for pain in sides and
back, rheumatism, backache, kid
ney and bladder ailments; and
Foley Cathartic Tablets, a whole
some and thoroughly cleansing
cathartic for constipation, bilious
ness, headache and sluggish bow
els. The McDonough Drug Co.
FARM LOANS
! can arrange you a loan on
your Farm anywhere, at a low
rate of interest, 3 or 5 years.
j • Write
W. O. Needham,
Elienwood, Ga.
TALMON PATTI LLO
SURVEYOR
HENRY COUNTY
His only occupation, and this ALL the
time, which spells Plainfield
surveying and plat work a specialty.
Office Court House
McDonough, - Georgia
For Dismission.
GEORGIA—Henry County.
W E. M. Dodson, Guardian of Odessa
Brauiteiry, has applied to me for a dis
charge from his Guardianship of Odessa
Btadberry.
This is therefore to notify all persons
concerned to file their objections, if any
they have, on or before the fiirst Monday
in December next, else he will be dis
charged from his guardianship as applied
tor. This 5 day of November, 1917.
A. G. HARRIS, Ordinary.
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will be so pretty and lon* that you can fix
it up to suit you. If Exelento don’t do as
we claim, we will give your money back.
Price 25c by mail on receipt of stamps
or coin. *
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MCDONOUGH
TRADING CO.
Saved $54 on Her Dentist Bill
Last September Mrs. Willie M. Lane,
of Tallapoosa, Ga., went to Atlanta
and consulted the One Price Dental
Office, 104 H Whitehall st., Atlanta,
about some dental work. The price
quoted was satisfactory and the work
was done. After she paid the bill and
counted up what the trip had cost she
found tliat the total outlay was $56. SB.
“After»l came home,” she says in a
recent letter, “I went to see one of our
dentists and asked him .vhathe thought
of the work I had had done in Atlanta
and he said I had a fine job. i asked
him what he would have charged and
he said SIOO Should I ever need any
more work done I certainly will come to
Atlanta and have the work done. I
can’t praise your work too highly.”
The One Price Dental Office never
changes its prices, which are as fol
lows: Best gold crowns, |s3; bridge work,
$3 per tooth; finest set of teeth money
can buy, $5.
E. J. REAGAN EDWARD L. RKAGAJT
REAGAN & REAGAN
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
McDonough, Ga.
Practice in all the Courts
O. L_. ADAMS
DENTIST
McDonough, Ga.
Ollice Honrs : 7 :30 to 5 : 00
FIRST NATIONAL RANK BUILDING
D. A. BROWN.
DENTIST
Office Hours :
7.30 to 12 A. M. 1 to 6 P. M.
TERMS: STRICTLY CASH.:
McDonough, Ga.
MONEY to LOAN
I am prepared to make quick
loans on town property and
farm lands. Local money
and you can get it, without
delay. Rates reasonable. Ei
ther write, 'phone or ccme to
see me land letjj me know
what you want : : [;
R. O. JACKSON
(MASONIC BUILDING)
DID YCU
Ever Stop to Think
of the constant service your watch per
forms—the balance wheel traveling 3558
3 4 miles, the lift )e second hand covering
13 miles, thus regulating the audible tick
ing off of 31.580,000 seconds outline in the
course of a year?
When Was your Watch Last Cleaned
and Oiled? Isn’t It About l ime?
T. H. WYNNE
The Jeweler,
GRIFFIN, GEORGIA.
6% Farm Loans 6%
If yuurexpect to borrow
money, have arrange
ments inaoc‘by which I
' can obtain samejfor you
PROMPTLY.
| J G. ALEXANDER.
' McDonough, A* Georgia.
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