The Covington news. (Covington, Ga.) 1908-current, September 24, 1913, Image 9
K | NG OF the ratcatchers t°X Man Who Failed in Prospect . „ LO ^ Accidentally Finds 8 New Profession. King of the ratcatchers •“*conferred ^champion blackbeetle himself destroyer by upon 18 London business man. Other I. Mr. B. L. PMliP». »l M»“» N Philips, Limited. This is g 1 r * undertook an odd ££.. story of how he aad came into his unique Ut ^ Y ' r8 ago in America I went pros for gold," he said, “I did not tf/old dnt but something time almost were in¬ as nrecious At that we fested by cockroaches. But they ai avoided the crumblings of the way* thought there must be a Sc ,rti I shyness reason for this on their part, for they are not shy as a l,fe f,t, So I called in an investigated anlytical chem- mat and together we t6 ^Ve had Just finished our investiga¬ that all tions when the news came the kitchens of Chicago were overrun by cockroaches. I went to the chef of the largest kitchen In Chicago and aid, ‘Let me clear your kitchen.’ B despair, and said, lm "He was In ^Good,’ i replied. ‘This cockroaches is where I arrive,’ and I drove the out of Chicago. “And now, young man, one word of advice. I advise you to start a new profession. I have done that, and found it very profitable.” FIND A MANET IN HENHOUSE Painting by the Master Found in Zlem’s Back Yard After Expira¬ tion of 50 Years. Paris.— Caesar’s ashes stopping a bunghole is a pharse forcibly recalled by the remarkable announcement just mad# that a priceless painting by Manet has been found to have patched a hole in the roof of a henhouse in the back garden of Zitm, the well knewn painter, who died recently. After Ziem's death, it is said, a quantity of battered furniture was discovered together with the frames of old canvases, in the corners of his picturesque house on the Butte of Montmartre, and the accumulations were thought to be not worth taking away by the executors, who left them behind. The concierge arranged to have them removed by a rag and bone dealer, who carefully stripped the place of every movable object, not omitting a discolored and muddy iquar# of canvas bearing marks of paint, and filling the humble office mentioned above. On cleaning the canvases at bis shop he discovered under a thick JOHNSON PHARMACY FOR PURE DRUGS-PURE DRINKS We carry nothing^fbut the BEST in the DRUG line. SUNDRIES a Specialty. - A good line of Patent Medicines and Everything carried in a first class Drug Store Wejerve nothing but the BEST DRINKS made horn the PUREST Syrups. If you are our custo¬ mer you know; if’you are not, one trial will convince vou. - We appreciate your patronage. JOHNSON PHARMACY AGENTS FOR NUNNALLY’S CANDY Afield......Georgia layer of dirt the marvelous portrait of a woman with Manet’s signature. As the picture must have been nailed to the shed before Manet be¬ came famous, the inference is that it had served to keep the rain off chickens for something like fifty years. BEAR OUTWRESTLES A MAN Bruin Gets the Best of It Until Fel¬ low Fisherman Comes Upon the Scene of Action. Beaudette, Minn.—P. J. Barry of Chicago, who pitched for the Spencer, Minn., baseball team recently, jour¬ neyed with a friend to the Lake of the Woods. They were fishing and became separated. Barry hooked a 15-pound pike and while walking along, endeavoring to land it in the rocks, he came face to face with a bear, accompanied by a cub. Mrs. Bear immediately rushed the ball player. They roughed it and Barry was getting the best of the argument, when, in a clinch, he step¬ ped on the fish and fell, with the bear on top. Barry’s friend heard the commotion, and, cutting a sapling, came to the rescue. Barry was unconscious from loss of blood, his right srm being torn from elbow to shoulder. He was taken to Kenora, and It is not believ¬ ed his wounds are dangerous. The men captured the cub and took it with them. Barry will take the animal to Chicago when he re¬ covers. Henry Ward Beecher's Memory. Henry Ward Beecher, the centenary of whose birth is being celebrated, had a poor verbal memory, says the British Weekly. On one occasion he gave a notice in his ch.urch thus: “In addition to the notices just read, I desire to sty that I shall be absent next Sabbath, and that this pulpit will be occupied by—ah—by—ah—the— Rev.— (he became much flushed and confused). I will not be here next Sab¬ bath, and, as I was trying to say, the preacher will be—ah—why, I know him—you all know him—know—‘Sam’ will preach next Sabbath. Let ub praiee God by singing the—the hymn.’* He had no difficulty in remembering the family name, “Sam,” but Rev. Sam¬ uel Scoville was too mueh for him. What She Could Do. Arthur was spending a day with his aunt. “I am going to do something to please you on your birthday,” she said to the little boy, “but first I want to ask the teacher how you behave at school.*’ “If you really want to do something to please me, auntie,” said the boy, “don’t ask the teacher.”—Lippincott’s. PAY OF BRITISHERS Premier Asquith Receives No Salary in That Office. Assumes Another Portfolio Remuner* tion From Which Is More Profitable —Lord Chancellor Gets $50, 000 a Year. London.—Up to date no cabinet min¬ ister in this country has threatened to go on the lecture platform on the ground that his official salary is in¬ adequate to his needs, although David Lloyd George recently assured an in¬ vestigation committee that he was a poor man on the $25,000 a year—or over twice as much as is paid to any member of President Wilson’s official family—which he receives as chan¬ cellor of the exchequer. Ministers of the crown are In re¬ ceipt of salaries and enjoy “perquis¬ ites” which must make the mouths ol American ministers water if they know about them. One of them draws an actual stipend of $50,000, or as much as the presidency of the United States was worth until a few years ago, while another gets $35,000 a year and fees in addition, which more often than not amount to more than his official pay. Three others live rent free at the expense of the. public, and one of these latter, the first lord of the admiralty, has at his disposal, besides, a private yacht which costs the British taxpayers something like $50,000 a year to keep up. If William J. Bryan, for example, instead of being secretary of state for Uncle Sam, had Prime Minister Asquith’s job, he would be drawing more than three times his present sal¬ ary and would also enjoy, rent free, an uncommonly comfortable as well as historic official residence. The premiership of England, it is true, is an unpaid job, the only real perquisite in connection with it be¬ ing its holder’s privilege of occupying the famous mansion, 10 Downing street—now the goal of suffragettes and Scotch bailies—which often has been described, and perhaps justly, David Lloyd George. as "the most interesting house in the world.” Whoever becomes premier when a new administration comes into being, however, seldom contents him¬ self with that office, but takes unto himself also the portfolio of some other minister of the crown. Mr. Bal¬ four before him, that of first lord of the treasury, which carries with it the yearly emolument of $25,000. Directly next door is 11 Downing street, an Infinitely less luxurious and historic but eminently comfortable house, where, rent free again lives the chancellor of the exchequer. It is rather a striking coincidence, by the way, that Lloyd George, who, like W. J. Bryan, has come to be regarded as the tribune and advocate of the “plain people," should, like his distin¬ guished contemporary on the other side of the Atlantic, be the only mem¬ ber of the present cabinet to allege that his official salary is Inadequate to his needs. In the United States there is no exact counterpart of the lord chancel¬ lor who, besides acting as speaker of the upper house, is supreme head of the English judiciary, and who draws an annual salary of $50,000. When he retires, moreover, he Immediately en¬ ters on a life annuity amounting to $25,000 a year. The present holder of this office Is Lord Haldane, who was secretary of state for war before his elevation to the woolsack. Nobody ever has accused the lord chancellor of having a snap. Besides sitting, clad in wig and gown, as speaker of the house of peers he sits as a judge in that house, in the privy coun¬ cil, the court of appeal, and the chan¬ cery division of the high court of jus¬ tice. He has the appointment of all justices of the peace throughout the kingdom, and all the judges of the superior courts except the lord chief justice, who is nominated by the prime minister. Wanted Dog Hung for Murder. Montclair, N. J—Mr. L. H. Fores¬ ter’s pet cat was murdered, seemingly by a dog, whereupon Mrs. Forester rushed into police headquarters here and asked that Snap, a dog owned by a neighbor, be charged with the mur der and duly executed. Asked if she knew to a certainty that Snap was the culprit, she answered in the negative, but declared she felt sure Snap killed her cat “because he was sniffing in my yard afterward.” The police con¬ tended that Snap had a right to aniff and refused to have him haled Into court t-H-f-M'f t - T f 1 t f Tf T T T M M It T1 It 11 If H 1 1' 1 C. C. Lunsford Cotton and Cotton Seed Dealer In Hay, Grain and Feed Stuffs Hulls, Meal and Fertilizers G. C. L Mansfiield, - - Georgia Phone No. 67. R. W. Campbell COTTON AND Cotton Seed Mansfield, Georgia