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BIG RATE INCREASE
RAILROADS OF STATE ASK 31%
INCREASE IN RATES
ON FREIGHT
STATE NEWS IF INTEREST
Condensed Statement of Interesting
Events and Happenings
Throughout State.
Atlanta.—A flat rate of 31 per cent
in the freight rates of Georgia is ask¬
ed by the railyoads operating in the
state in a petition filed with the rail¬
road commission.
Similar petitions were filed simulta¬
neously with the state commissions
of all the states in the Southern clas¬
sification territory and a similar pe¬
tition was filed some days ago with
the interstate commerce commission.
The state petitions apply to intra¬
state rates in the several states, while
the interstate commerce commission
petition applies to interstate rates.
All are based upon the claim that
the railroads must have an increase
approximating 31 per cent to earn the
minimum of 5 1/2 per cent which they
are guaranteed by the transportation
act of congress returning them to pri¬
vate operation.
The filing of the petition before the
Georgia commission was not a sur¬
prise, as the nation was put on notice
by the filing of the interstate com¬
merce commission petition that the
the figures, to have in round numbers
railroads were obliged, according to
a billion dollars additional yearly rev¬
enue to get along.
Inasmuch as the transportation act
guarantees them a minimum of 5 1/2
per cent and inasmuch as the act pro¬
vides that no state rates shall make
a discrimination against interstate
rates, the final authority rests in the
interstate commerce commission, and
the authority of state commissions is
hardly more than nominal. Hence the
Georgia commission will await the ac¬
tion of the interstate commerce com¬
mission.
To get a general method of co-op
pration between the state commissions
and the interstate commerce commis¬
sion, the state commissioners are meet¬
ing in Washington to appoint a com¬
mittee of three or five to sit with the
interstate commerce commission in
the hearing of the case. John T. Boi
Eeuillet was sent to the conference to
represent the Georgia commission.
Convicts Thrash Convict
Atlanta.—W. H. McKelvin, a white
man serving a two-year sentence at
the Oakland convict camp, was assault¬
ed and brutally beaten at ten o'clock
in the morning recently by Walter
Strickland, another short-termer, and
other convicts whose identity is un¬
known to camp officials. The alter¬
cation is said to have arisen when
Strickland rebuked McKelvin for hav¬
ing told a reporter to a newspaper, who
was investigating charges against the
camp officials, that he was sufficient¬
ly fed, had never been spoken harshly
to, and had never been whipped. Mc¬
Kelvin immediately resented the re¬
buke, whereupon he was knocked un¬
conscious by Strickland, who attack¬
ed him with a heavy shoe, according
to witnesses. Other blows were then
dealt the unconscious prisoner, and
when he was finally removed from the
prison ward by deputy wardens of the
camp, his face was badly cut and
bruised.
Postoffice Thieves Severely Punished
Rome—Logan Brock and Bruce
Sleamons of Haralson county, who
entered pleas of guilty to breaking
into the postoffice at Tallapoosa, with
intent to steal, were sentenced to four
years each in the national training
school at Washington, D. C. Doug¬
las Moody, indicted jointly with them,
entered a plea of not guilty, and was
convicted by the jury. Judge Sibley
deferred sentence in this case until
the third Monday in November, and
the defendants was released on bond
of $500. George B. Wilson of Haral¬
son county, charged with knowingly
having in his possession postage
stamps belonging to the United States
government, was convicted and sen¬
tenced to four months’ imprisonment
and to pay a fine of $500. A. Glenn
Suinks, of Paulding, was charged with
knowingly having in his possession
a stolen interstate shipment of freight,
being three barrels of whisky. A
plea of guilty was entered and a fine
of $1,000 and a year and a day im¬
prisonment was imposed.
Louisville Plant Burned
Louisville.—The municipal electric
light and water pumping station of
Louisvillew as destroyed by fire at an
early hour Sunday morning. The
loss is approximately $20,000. with
only $S,000 insurance. The origin of
the fire has not been determined.
Field Manager For Development Work
Moultrie.—The board of directors of
the Southwest Georgia Development
association has approved the plan to
raise $8,000 for the first year’s work,
and has employed S. C. Hood of Moul¬
trie, to act as field manager under the
program of development activities out¬
lined and indorsed at the last general
meeting of the organization held here.
There are twelve counties in the as¬
sociation as follows: Brooks, Berrien,
Cook, Colquitt, Decatur, Irwin, Grady,
Mitchell, Lownes, Tift. Worth and
Thomas.
THE COVINGTON NEWS, COVINGTON, GEORGIA
Demented Mother Slashes Babies
Cuthbert.—Said to have become sud¬
denly and violently insjme, Mrs. W.
H. Ward, wife of a well known citizen
of Cuthbert, secured a razor and
clashed the throats of four of her five
little daughters and inflicted ghastly
wounds on her own throat in an ap¬
parent attempt to end her life. The
gruesome tragedy was enacted while
the husband was asleep in an adjoining
room unconscious of the fact that the
lives of his entire family and probably
his own were in horribly danger. The
wounds inflicted by Mrs. Ward have
already resulted in the death of one
of the little girls, Ora, aged 5 years,
and two others are hovering at the
point of death has the result of being
slashed about the throat and neck.
The fourth child is said to be painful¬
ly cut on the cheeks, but physicians
do not believe that its wounds will
prove dangerous. Mrs. Ward is also
badly slashed, but it is stated that
tal, although painful. The litle girls,
her hurts will not be necessarily fa
ranged in age from 5 years, the age
of Ora, the slain baby, to 9 and 10
years.
LaGrange Cafe Scene of Slaying
LaGrange.—Kenny aBrker, an engi¬
neer employed by the Atlanta and
West Point railroad, shot and instant¬
ly killed Quiggs McKenzie, in one of
the cafes here. It was charged at the
commitment hearing before Judge Wil¬
lis that McKenzie was drinking and
made two efforts to cut Barker before
the latter shot. Barker fired five
shots, four of them taking effect, re¬
sulting in McKenzie’s instant death.
Immediately after the shooting, Chief
Reed and Policeman Gordy appeared
on the scene, where they are said to
have found a large knife still clenched
in the hands of the deceased. Barker
surendered to the officers. The mag¬
istrate, after hearing the testimony,
discharged Barker.
Major Ware Awarded D. S. C.
Camp Gordon.—Presentation of a
distinguished service cross to Maj. J.
V. Ware, Sixth infantry, was a pret¬
ty ceremony, which took place on
Sage field, Camp Gordon. The cross
was presented by Maj. Gen. David C.
Shanks, following the reading of the
citation by Lieut. Col. David R. Wood,
adjutant, Fifth division. One compa¬
ny from each infantry regiment made
up a provisional infantry battalion, un¬
der command of Major Creed, Sixty
first infantry. Fololwing the presen¬
tation, the troops were review by the
commanding general and his staff.
The division band and the massed col¬
ors of the fighting Fifth were on the
parade ground.
Hardwick In Race For Governor
Atlanta.—Hon. Thomas W. Hard¬
wick, former United States senator
from Georgia and former representa¬
tive from the Tenth congressional dis-i
trict of Georgia, has announced him¬
self for governor. His announcement
was made in the following short state¬
ment: “I am a candidate for gover¬
nor of Georgia. Within the next few
days I shall make public a statement
of my views and position on the issues
involved in the campaign.” The an¬
nouncement has been expected for
several weeks, as it was known that
Mr. Hardwick was being urged by his
friends to make the race.
Strikers Decide To Defy Central Road
Atlanta—Characterizing as “un
American” the ultimatum to the strik¬
ing clerical workers of the Central of
Georgia railway, issued by L. A. Downs,
vice president of the road, who noti¬
fied a committee representing the
strikers that unless the men returned
to work by eight o’clock on the morn¬
ing of May 24, others would be hired
to permanently fill their places, gen¬
eral chairmen representing the rail¬
way clerks of twenty-nine railroad
lines in the southeast, at the end of
executive session last all day May 23,
resolved to disregard the ultimatum.
Women Will Vote in Cairo Primary
Cairo.—Much interest is felt in the
primary for the city of Cairo, which
is to be held June 8. An executive
committee has been recently created
by an act of the council and this will
be the first primary election ever
held here. Two things are mainly re¬
sponsible for the interest. The first
is that for the first time in the city’s
history white women will be allowed
to vote. Although the legality of the
ordinance giving the women the priv¬
ilege of voting has been questioned,
several are making definite plans to
register and a woman’s candidate may
be entered in some of the races.
Press Association Meeting Postponed
Valdosta.—The Eleventh district
press association, which was to have
met at Nashville, has been postponed
on account of illness in the family of
Editor Sweat, of the Nashville Her¬
ald, who was to have been host to the
meeting. President Shytle will an¬
nounce the time for the meeting later
on.
Eternal Triangle Cause Of Suicide
Atlanta.—Because her love for a sai¬
lor had been spumed, according to
the police, Mrs. Nellie Johnson, aged
23. wife of L. M. Johnson, took her
life at 5:30 o'clock on the morning
of May 23 by sending a bullet from
a .45 Colt automatic pistol through
her heart. Her husband and Louie,
her five-year-old son. were in an ad¬
joining room at the time. After pass¬
ing through the body of the victim the
bullet went through the mattress of
the bed and buried itself in the floor¬
ing.
U. S.MANDATE FOR
ARMENIA IS URGED
WILSON DECLARES HE BELIEVES
PEOPLE WANT U. S. TO AC¬
CEPT MANDATE
NO DiSCUSSiGNOF MESSAGE
It Is The Concensus Of Opinion That
The Sentiment Of Congress
Is Against Scheme
Washington.—Authority to accept
for the United States a mandate over
Armenia has been asked of congress
by President Wilson. The executive
said he was conscious that he was
urging “a very critical choice,” but
that he did so “in the earnest belief
that it will be the wish of the people
of the United States that this should
be done.”
The president’s message was read
in botli house and senate, but was dis¬
cussed in neither. Each referred it
to its committee on foreign affairs,
and there was no indication when,
either committee would take it up.
Some Republican leaders in the sen¬
ate predicted privately that the mes¬
sage would lie in the senate commit¬
tee indefinitely.
Senator Lodge of Massachusetts, the
Republican leader and chairman of the
senate committee, had no comment to
make on the president's recommenda¬
tions. In the past, however, he has
declared emphatically his opposition
to a mandate.
Senator Harding, Republican, of
Ohio, chairman of the committee,
which investigated Armenia affairs,
said he would never consent to taking
a mandate over Armenia, and added
that he did not think the senate
would consent.
“The foreign relations committee,”
he said, “was almost unanimous
against a mandate, Democrats as well
as Republicans opposing such a step.”
Senator Harding is the author of
the resolution recently adopted by the
senate congratulating the Armenian
people on the recognition of their in¬
dependence and asking the president
to send a warship and American ma¬
rines, but senators pointed out that this
measure was adopted as a substitute
for one by Senator Williams, Demo¬
crat. of Mississippi, proposing that the
United States become the mandatory
for Armenia.
The president, in his message, in¬
formed the senate he had accepted the
invitation of the allied supreme coun¬
cil that he undertake “to arbitrate the
very difficult questions of the boun¬
dary between Turkey and Armenia,”
saying he had thought it his duty “to
accept this difficult and delicate task.”
DE LA HUERTA NAMED
PRESIDENT AD INTERIM
TO SUCCEED CARRANZA
Governor Of Sonora Received Over¬
whelming Majority In Extra Ses¬
sion Of Congress
Mexico City.—Adolfo de la Huerta,
governor of Sonora, was named pres¬
ident ad interim of Mexico by extraor¬
dinary session of congress. He re¬
ceived 224 votes against 28 for Pablo
Gonzales.
Gen. Antonio Villareal was the only
other candidates. The extraordinary
session had been fixed for three o’clock
of the afternoon of May 24. but did
not begin until six o'clock because of
the lack of a quorum. After one hour
and a half of voting Governor de la
Huerta received the necessary two
third majority.
The new incumbent holds office un¬
der the “Agua Prieta Plan” and has
already postponed the presidential elec¬
tions from July 4 to September 5. un¬
der authority of the Agua Prieta
plan, which makes him supreme chief
of the Liberal army.
Washington.—Official interest in the
Mexican situation was intensified by
the reports of a widespread reaction
resulting from the killing of Venus
tiano Carranza, the deposed president.
These indicatiqns were accompanied
by information that the de facto gov¬
ernment might have to face almost
immediately not only the problem of
reducing Villa, the long-time rebel
leader, to submission, but also a more
important armed opposition.
French President Falls From Train
Montargis. France.—Paul Deschanel,
president of the French republic, fell
from a window of his train when it
was a short distance from here. The
train was moving at the time, but,
after his fall, the president walked
a mile and a quarter in the darkness
until he met a track walker. The
workman accompanied the president
to a signal station nearby and tele¬
phoned to this city for an automobile,
which arrived within half an hour. Out¬
side of a few bruises he escaped un¬
injured.
2.75% Beer Legal Beverage In N. Y.
Albany, N. Y.—The Walker bill, le¬
galizing the manufacture and sale of
beer containing not more than 2.75%
of alcohol by weight, has been sign¬
ed by Governor Smith. The manu¬
facture and sale of such beer is not
legal in the United States, and unless
it is so declared by the Supreme court,
it is doubtful whether this state will
become an oasis, as supporters of
the measure bad hoped. The governor
signed the bill, stating that he believed
2.75% beer was non-intoxicating and
healthful.
IMPE0VED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL ’
SMOKE
Lesson
(By REV. P. B. FITZWATER, D. D.,
Teacher of English Bible in the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
(Copyright, 1920, Western Newspaper Union)
LESSON FOR MAY 30
JONATHAN AND HIS ARMOR
BEARER.
LESSON TEXT—I Sam. 14:1-'A
GOLDEN TEXT-For the promise Is
unto you and your children, and to all
that are afar off, even as many as the
Lord our God shall call.—Acts 2:39.
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL*—I Sam. 13:
1-23.
PRIMARY TOPIC-A Story ol a Brave
Prince.
JUNIOR TOPIC—How Two Men Put an
Army to Flight.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC
—Our Foes and How to Overcome Them.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
—The Value of Initiative In Christian
Work.
I. Israel’s Reduced Condition (vv.
1-3).
The Philistine oppression had be¬
come so terrible that the king had
only about COO men, and they were
completely disarmed, except that Saul
and Jonathan had each a sword and
spear. Lest the Israelites should
make unto themselves swords and
spears the Philistines took from them
their smiths; they only left them a file
to sharpen their instruments of hus¬
bandry. This left them under the ne¬
cessity of going to the Philistines to
have their tools sharpened. Saul him¬
self was in hiding. Beeause he had
presumptuously intruded into the
priest’s office God rejected him. While
In this desperate condition God moved
Jonathan to go against the Philistines.
II. Description of the Passageway
Between Israel and the Philistines
(w. 4, 5).
Over against the way which Jona¬
than and his armorbearer had to trav¬
erse, on either side lay sharp rocks
called Bozez and Seneh. The opposing
camps were probably three miles
apart. It required great effort to
scale the cliff. The feat of Jonathan
and his armorbearer was one of the
most daring ever attempted.
III. Jonathan’s Resolution to Go
Against the Philistines (vv. 6-10.)
1. Jonathan’s summons to the young
man (v. 6). Here the thought of verse
one Is resumed, verses two tq five be¬
ing parenthetical. Jonathan did not
doubt but that the Lord was leading
him. He recognized his covenant re¬
lationship with God, and therefore his
claim upon him as against the uncir¬
cumcised Philistines, asserting that
“there is no restraint to the Lord to
save by many or by few T .” God is all
powerful, so with him numbers cut no
figure. Whatever he wills for us he
can do. One with God is a majority.
(Deut. 32:30).
2. The noble response of his armor
/bearer (v. 7). He was actuated by the
(same faith and courage as Jonathan
•and entered heartily Into the under¬
taking. When two agree together as
touching anything in the name of
■Christ It shall be done (Matt. 18:19,
20 ).
3. Watching for the will of God (w.
8-10). Doubtless the same Spirit who
had moved Jonathan to go had In¬
structed him to watch for the Divine
leading. The sign that God would de¬
liver the Philistines into their hands
was the invitation for Jonathan and
his companion to come up to the Phil¬
istines. They did not go forward until
the sign of divine leading was given.
IV. Jonathan’s Marvelous Victory
(vv. 11-16).
Being assured of the divine leading,
Jonathan with his armorbearer sprang
forward saying that the Lord had de¬
livered the enemy into the hands of
fsrael. He did not say “into our
hands,” but “into the hands of Israel.’’
This is a fine touch of humility; it
shows that it was zeal for God, not
selfish ambition that impelled him to
go forth. God interposed by a great
earthquake, causing consternation
among the Philistines, moving them to
destroy each other.
V. Saul's Foolish Behavior (vv.
17-46).
1. His carnal z^al (w. 17-23). After
the Lord had given the victory at the
hands of Jonathan, Saul called for the
ark of God to be brought, after which
he went forth In pursuit of the enemy
who had already been routed.
2. His foolish obligation imposed
(w. 24-30). It was that a curse would
be upon any one of his soldiers who
should stop to eat on that day. Fast¬
ing Is proper at times, but It was the
height of folly to demand strenuous
service of hts soldiers without the
necessary nourishment.
3. His determination to kill Jona¬
than. Jonathan not having heard this
rash oath, partook of the honey as he
passed through the woods and was
greatly refreshed. When this was re¬
ported to Saul he was about to take
the life of his own son, who had so
gloriously wrought In the deliverance
of his people.
Evidence of Things Unseen.
No pure and simple life, true to It¬
self, true to its maker, wa3 ever lived
on this earth that was not a voice on
God’s behalf, however still and small,
and that did not, in Its sincere and
humble way, declare a hope and re¬
veal a faith which might well be the
evidence of things unseen.—Alexander
Gordon.
Doing Evil Deeds.
The disposition to do an evil deed
is of Itself a terrible punishment of the
deed it does.—C. Mildmay.
LIFT OFF CO
Doesn’t hurt a bit and cc
a few cents
Magic! Just drop a little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly It stops
aching, then you lift the. corn off with
the fingers! Truly! No humbug!
Try Freezone! Your druggist sella,
a tjny bottle for a few cents, sufficient
to rid your feet of every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and calluses, without one particle of
pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone
is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati
genius.—Adv.
Utterly Impossible.
It was at the Grand Canyon of the
Colorado last fall. I stood on the
brink of that mighty chasm in easy
cor verst with Albert, the king of the
Belt: 1 ; ns.
“Wind a tine place this would have
been to drive the' German army into,”
I remarked, with that disregard for
precise diction that comes-in casual
talk.
The king looked appraisingly out
over the vast cleft, and down into its
dizzy depths, and with that regal dig¬
nity that sc becomes him and those
impressive pauses between his words
that marks his speech in English, re¬
plied graveiy, after he had fully sur¬
veyed the situation:
“But, my dear sir, that was quite
impossihh. There was no German
army here, jou know!”—Samuel G.
Blythe in the Saturday Evening Post.
GOULD NOT
HOLD JUT LONGER
Virginia Lady Realized She
Couldn't Stay Nervous, Weak,
Pale, and Hold Out Much
Longer.—Cardui Helped
Her.
Dublin, Va.—Mrs. Sallie Hughett, of
Route 2, this place, recently related
her interesting experience in recover¬
ing her health, saying: “When . . .
came on I was in a very bad condition
and nothing the doctor gave me did
me any good. Some say you have to
let this take its course .. . but I knew
there ought to be something to give
relief. I was nervous, weak and pale.
I couldn’t eat or sleep to do any good,
and felt I couldn’t stand this very long.
“I heard and read of Cardui, and
how it had benefited other women In
the same condition, so decided to use
it myself. After my first bottle I felt
better, so, of course, kept It up, and
it did the work.
“It helped me as nothing else did.
I began to pick up right away. I ate
and slept and could rest. I knew I
was getting better. I kept it up and
It did wonders for me.”
Thousands of women, suffering as
this Virginia lady did, have used Car¬
dui with equally happy results, and
voluntarily relate their experiences, so
that others, troubled with disorders
common among women, may learn to
take CarduL
Let your druggie supply you, today,
—Adv.
When Barker Barked.
Sergeant Barker was in a bad tem¬
per. and the recruits under instruction
were having a hard time of it.
The squad had to 'bout turn so
many times in n fe%v seconds that It
was no wonder the poor fellows got
dizzy, and Smudger Smiff finished up
by turning about the wrong way.
Sergeant Barker got In a towering
rage, and striding up to Smudger
roared:
“Where the dickens do you think
you are? On parade, or what?”
“Well, sergeant,” replied Smudger
itv 1 ly, ”T began to think I was at a
fancy-dress ball dressed up as a
bloomin' leg o' mutton, and twisting
round and round on a meat-jack.”
Cuticura Soothes Baby Rashes.
That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe¬
cially if a little of the fragrant Cuti¬
cura Talcum is dusted on at the fin¬
ish. 25c each everywhere.—Adv.
The Ba 1 ^ Truth.
He—After all, where would woman
be without all her finery?
She—Presumably In her bath.
The man who takes himself serious¬
ly usually marries a woman wh*
doesn't.
Sooner or later people tumble to the
fact that the banana peel is a nui¬
sance.
