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^ - COVINGTON
’^4> NEWS
For Newton County and Her People.
iUME l3 NUMBER 29.
-
E TAX AGENT
USS IN $45,000
)berts ; specif tax investiga
<tute Saturday presented
( ", . eou.mia
Fullbright, tax
; ni fied .'herk 162,000 for $45,000. in back as
i Sn*' * nf $
(.olleeted from the man
,. ts
two large estates in
of announced that
i-oberts
der process of investigation
owe an aggregate of
that he
pack taxes, and that ex
ie them all in the near fu
tt
rts explained that the $162.
,
1 ,,-i-ied from people who,
,,
' ‘'‘gal resi
jeorgia, bid whose names
ny tax books of the state.
n a
, e verified bis information.
hai these citizens woik
t
wm to be in Maine, Penn
Wisconsin. New York, Ohio
states.
that be worked out of Thom
an d by carefully bringing
II the information he could
succeeded in opening nes'o
th them, resulting in a cec
t for $ 16 :',000 being paid
•ecently.
U ies involved were present
checks as their part of the
urdac at lice same time the
re was paid.
erts voin l.safed tile infor
! there was ai present a to
l 52.5H4.4I! inheritance tax
a. and that all of it could
I. He said that lie expected
a great deal more in back
the state, before his inves
completed.
HOLDS ANNUAL
ELECTION OF OFFICERS
it Covington Social & Charit
dating Society held their
ni-annual election of officers
afternoon. June 19th, with
'dent; ’ng results: Dr. S. A. Hop
0. VY. Caldwell, vice
E. At Smith, secretary and
and L. Mum I. executive-!
'
,
is entering the second year
tenee, and expects to have
ressfut year, as the one
lias been a very profitable
oth a social standpoint, and
ndering assistance where it
in the community.
)n u the regular Sunday af
siting feature of the club,
had four social features
past year that were a sue
try sense of the word, the
kh was a lawn supper on
' Mr. C. R. Powell on Wed
‘tiing of last week,
of the threatening rain
a crowd of approximately
red present, and every one
enjoy ihe bountiful supply
mgs to eat that were pra
jhe anticipates ladies of the community,
the having another
near future and as the
t beginning it is now time
Se who desire to become
i" f commitee st> e the treasurer or the
and have their
piled.
'RU 0C< HIRED
,
'Mice THURSDAY
at (he home of Mrs.
i n ' :lus ed some excitement
'nornong about 10 : 30 .
fl was sounded and a nunv
r rushed to the scene.
" as Quickly extinguished.
M<’( MR J)
IN SANATORIUM
interested in the eondi-
1 K. McCord, who was
lunate sanltorium, in At
■ l£ ‘s hoped that she
, much improved.
1; I \SK TAKE notice
i | l ’hat is the Covington
" closed
on account
I -1 ’ 1 water, i s without
lllt I* 00 ' i- s drained and
'used 01 sediment when
11 ,|p! nands such a
course
C ^ menl Uus P001 endeavors in at ail
a high state
1 tlp ' 'ty of Covington
unable to furnish water
'' Sln the natural
‘ stream
I Hsent, Imt be assured
i e lilted and for
Monday open
June 27. ItCl
f,f. ment ^Predates'at atl
' ' riUci
' sm. b
ul WouW
1 ' Xred^t di ?h the conBtrucUv same time -
Was made.
h ’ H<? unfam ‘liar
with the
“ ’his class of public
en
' P°ol
comes directly un
7'r " i01 ' ' ° ty f ’ he hpa,th ^
“ ° r Covington.
• r
_/' . ‘‘ l< Is ' 1,001 he rit Y Physician.
and puts hh
al on same.
thanking you for
and a taring
you of a
ulthy. uncontami
“'t c we ask you
a w J °nc 27th.
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" V i,ori «* Co.,
p A- Inc.,
S. Hopkins.
PROTRACTED SER¬
VICES ENDED
THURSDAY NIGHT
A Season of Reiigous Refreshing Has
Swept Covington, i.eaves an
Abiding influence.
After a two weeks duration, the
protracted services came to a close at
ihe Methodist church Thursday eve¬
ning.
Kev. Ellis the pastor, concluding
with one of ihe ablest sermons ever de¬
livered from that pulpit.
The meetings have been conducted
along unusual lines. Bibles have been
much in evidence. “Search the Scrip¬
tures” has been the watchword. The
Holy Spirit as applied to everyday life
has been discussed comprehensively.
The music has been congregational
•principally. The singers responding
fervently. Solos by Mrs. Fred Barnes,
Miss Florence Wells and a duet by
Mrs. Lilia I. Smith and Miss Flarrie
Harwell varied the program. The ef¬
fects of these services left an impress
on Covington.
WILLIAMS INDICTED
ON PEONAGE CHARGE
Atlanta. June 21.—John S. Williams,
■vim was recently convicted of murder
n connection with the killing of eleven
negroes on his Jasper county farm and
sentenced to life imprisonment, and
his three sons, Marvin. Huland and
i .eroy, have been indicted by the fed¬
eral grand jury “for conspiracy to vi¬
olate the peonage law.”
To Hear Motion
Williams' motion for a new trial will
be heard at Decatur June 30. His three
sons have been missing since Wil¬
liams’ conviction at Covington several
weeks ago.
NUMMARY OF COUNTY AGENT
DEMONSTRATION WORK IN GY.
County agents in Georgia conducted
277,743 demonstrations since 1110, on
inventory of the co-operative extension
work with the United States Depart¬
ment of Agriculture shows.
In the course of these demonstra¬
tions 1,015,167 hogs were inoculated
with serum to prevent hog cholera,
and those attending the demonstra
t i. .i ms were taught how to do rIt.■ w ork.
By meat pit s of co-operative buying and
selling $24.427.Sr.! vbrth of 'fertile*.
ers. live' stock seed. etc.. $3,'35.442 was
saved to the farmers of the State. Im¬
portant'work was done also in the de¬
velopment of boys’ agricultural clubs,
especially in connection with corn club
work. Tlie hoys have grown products
valued at $5,322,496.
WASHINGTON PAPER
FI TS DOWN TO WEEKLY
(Washington News-Reporter)
Since the first of the year. The News
Reporter lias been publishing its Tues¬
day's paper at a loss. We have taken
this loss in good spirit and have con¬
tinued to publish a paper twice a week,
with the hope that business in Wash¬
ington would revive and that we
would not be forced to say to the world
that we are retrograding; that we
are so hard hit in this general read¬
justment, or imagine we are so hard
hit. that we can’t support a semi
weekly paper.
Early in the year The News-Report¬
er began trimming sails for the storm;
we have cut out payroll over $5,000 a
year, and still there is not enough
business coming into the office to pay
expenses. We can't cut the payroll fur¬
ther. but a cut must tie made, and
that means we must g-> buck to a
weekly paper until conditions improve.
The last Tuesday paper was pub¬
lished this week. Until further notice,
The News-Reporter will he issued l>ut
once a week. It will go out on Fridays
and will contain all the news of the
week. In this way we will lie able to
devote the time that has been put on
the Tuesday paper to things tRat will
bring in some profit.
The management hates to take this
step; but the management is in nowise
responsible for the condition. A town
must support its newspaper. It is en¬
tirely up to the business interests
whether a town has a daily a tri¬
weekly. a semi-weekly, a weekly, or
no paper at all.
While nearly all the newspapers in
the towns in this section, none of them
as large as Washington. have been
running along with almost a normal
amount of business, in Washington 9..
per cent of the business public have
not been advertising. Maybe Wash¬
ington and Wilkes county are harder
hit than our neighbors, but we cannot
figure out how this could be. as all
tlipse neighboring communities depend
on cotton for prosperity just as much
a> does Washington.
But. tie this as it may, the Tuesday
issue of The News-Reporter is sus¬
pended until further notice, and all
subscribers who hat e paid in advance
for the senti weekly will have their
subscription extended to the week]v.
The subscription price of the weekly
News-Reporter will be S2 the year.
COVINGTON, GEORGIA, THURSDAY', JUNK 33,
NEWTON COUNTY
BRIDGE COMPLETED
< ommissioners Farmally Accept Work
»>i State Highway Department
Structure Satisfactory. '
’
--
The bridge which has been in process
of erection, three miles east of or Cov o\
/he VwnffitT M.fn.llv of* d v’-' f delivprpd ° n
ficials. noon, .lune , 20th.
“State will 52k’ ^
gia, Atlanta. Ga build feel
KSr^ssr,% Campbeif e and"swann
Sanders, and
I cidi Covington firms; R. T. Goodwvn
•b ■ Div. Engr., Athens. Ga.’
Careful inspection showed (he struc
iuie was in every way according to
specifications, and the formal accept¬
ance between commissioners and con¬
tractors was witnessed by quite a few
■spectators.
Newton county has every reason to
feel proud of this splendid bridge. It
has been pronounced one of the finest
pieces of architecture extant and is a
credit to all concerned. •
SOUTH LEADING NATION IN
HOME AGENTS’ WORK
file 15 southern states are leading
the union in home demonstration work
lor girls, according to Mrs. William S.
Jennings, of Jacksonville. Fla., first
\ice president of the federation *and
national chairman of home demonstra¬
tion work. G. F. VV. C., United States
relations service eo-operting. In the l‘i
northern and western stales there are
only 240 agents, according to Mrs. Jen¬
nings. who in an address on “The Na
lion’s Greatest Asset,” delivered before
the Georgia federation convention at
Atlanta, and also before the Florida
convention at Tallahassee, considered
Ihe whole subject of child welfare, and
especially the home demonstration
work. She said in part;
In the south the girls cannine -
.
rooking, sewing, dairy. poultry and
vegetable raising clubs, are under th“
women agents. The boys calf, dairy,
sheep, pig, poultry, bee, corn, potatoes
and peanut raising clubs are under tl e
men. which accounts for the wonder
luf deveiopmeni *>i' thi>j in thiy,
^The child is the key to the
home, and when the entire club work
in the northern and western states
was put under men workers, it was a
great handicap to the development of
the work in the home, conducted by
the woman agent. In many instances
the woman agent conducted the work
of the girls clubs hut is not permitted
in report it. The entire, control of the
girls dub work will have to be given
hack to the women agents before we
ran hope for the same splendid re¬
sults obtained in the southern states.”
—General Federation News.
HOT (OATS IN HOT
WEATHED—FOOLISH
Atlanta, Ga,—“What vain mortals
vve men are.” declared a well known
Atlanta business man today in advo¬
cating a movement that men drop their
coats and "be comfortably dressed
during the hot season, at least," he
says.
”Oh, but people say, we are not
vain,” he says. “Let us analyze our¬
selves carefully and see if we are not.”
‘‘Of course, we should dress res
pertable. lie clean, etc. But in the good
old summer time when the thermome¬
ter stands around 90. vve poor mortals
will continue to wear our coats, sweat
and cuss about the weather, no matter
how much discomfort vve have to suf¬
fer. O. how we wish we could take
them off and just go in our shirt¬
sleeves and be as cool as possible.
Why don’t we do it? Is it a mark of
respectability? No, just pride.
“Oh. no. vve are not afraid of being
ridiculed by the other men. They
would like to take them off too. But
what would the women think? Goats
were made to keep us warm, and for
both men and women, and women
don't consider what the men might
think if they lay aside their coats. No.
bless their little souls, they have got
sense enough to take them off and be
comfortable. »• , * Let | , the .. men try it. I
think , . , the women „ will love us .lust
same.
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BIG BARBECUE FOR
GLORIOUS FOURTH
Barbecue at Academy Springs. July
4th. Come to the barbecue.
It is for the benefit of the Parent
Teachers Association and the Coving
ton Baseball Association; both will ap
predate your presence, tickets on sale*
now Adults $1.00, children 50c. All
vou can eat. Baseball game in the af
ternoon.
NOTICE
At l&St meeting the ( it\
Council Voted to enforce
22 mile speed limit in the incoi -
pol’uted limits of Covington. Clerk,
* r ■ Tv J. Shields,
j POSTMASTER TEST
SET FOR JULY 22
i Washington- At tin*
request of the
postmaster gem , a l the United States
; civil service today announ -ed an open
U * t ‘ W
■ ,U, J 1 3,1 1,11 lhe ■ <*
postmaster at «iany Georgia points.
This is not an examination under the.
civil service act and rules, but is held
under the executive order of May 10
j > 1921, f Ihe providing postmaster such vacancies proceeding. Geor¬ Each
it,
1 ^ tW WhU h ^ a, « ination ls
, - lh ;,n h1 !! is
0 n, v ■$
,he fol,owinK named placeH bm a
petitor for any office may Ire examined
at any one of the places named: Alba
ny, Americas Athens, Atlanta. Augus¬
ta. ESa inbridge. BarueSville, Blakely.
Brunswick. Camilla, Canton, Carroll
lon. CartersviHc Covington, Columbus,
Commerce, x edartown, Outhbert. Dal¬
ton, Dawson. Douglas. Dublin, East¬
man, Elberton, Fort Valley, Gaines¬
ville. Greensboro. Griffin, Hartwell,
Jackson, Macon. Marietta, Milieu. Mil
ledgeville. -Monroe, N'ewnan, Rome,
f iossvilie, Sanders vi He, Savannah,
Statesboro, Thomason, Tifton, Toeeoa,
Valdosta, Yidalia, Washington. Way
cross. Winder.
To Secure Application
Applications containing all informa¬
tion as to the requirements to be met
and the character of the examination
to be given may tie'obtained from any
one of the vacant offices listed, or from
the United States civil service commis
sion, Washington, D. C Applications
must he j.roper,;, executed, showing
the examination point at which the ap
pi leant desires t he examined, and
must be filed with the commission at
Washington in time to arrange for the
examination ai the examination point
chosen.
Applicants must submit to the ex¬
aminer on the day of the examination
their photographs, taken within two
years, vided in securely the admission pasted in cards the space them pro- j
sent
after their aplications are filed. Tin¬
types or proofs will not be accepted.
DORTERDYI E DEFEATS
ALL STAR TEAM
Porterdale defeats the AH Star team
from Atlanta with a score of It to 5.
The feature of the game was the bat
ting of Bailey and Alibright. Moore
pitched for PorterduU giving up only
5 him. while Albert for tlie All Stars
was touched up for 1’J hits.
Portei ,Li'„ ;
ft H K!
Alibright, 2b .... ” * j
George, VV,. lb i 2 !
Bailey, 3b ....... I v a
Brumby, 1 1 -’ ;
ss . . . , , !
Moore. H.. p ..... 1 i
Thompson. H... cf (| . ]
i
Maddox, r ...... 2 I 0
Thompson. R.. rf I (t o |
George. I.. If 0
Mills, rf ........
Miller, cf .....
11 12
Atlanta AH Stars
Brumbeiovv, c .............0
Martin. .................1
Albert, p.................. 1
Van. lb...................1
Lank. If..................1
Barber 2b .......... ;..... 1
Roberts 3b ................0
Barber, cf .................0
Nix. rf ...................0
5 5 7
Porterdale 233.-300,0—11 12 5
All Stars . .005,000,0— 5 5 7
ALTHOUGH LOSING
MONEY YVILL CONTINUE
PUBLICATION
Directors and Stockholders Approve
Plan to Continue Publication in
Spite of Small Loss.
The stockholders of The Times Pub¬
lishing Company held their second an¬
nual meeting Tuesday and re-elected
the same hoard of directors with the
exception of Mr. H. A. Patrick in place
of Mr. C. B. Hudson who is now liv ing
in Atlanta. Immediately after the
stockholders meeting the Board of Di¬
rectors met and elected Mr. R. O. Gail
ev to succeed Mr. C. B. Hudson is
president and Mr H. A. Patrick to
succeed Mr. Gailev as vice-president.
i Ait the other officers were re-elected,
The i ne annual statement to the stock
holders showed that the company had
i small loss dur ing the past
j sustained a
I year, due to the failure of the compa¬
ny’s publication. The Times, to pav
operating expenses. It was shown at
the meeting that The Times had for
j several months received insffioient ad
v^rGsing patronage to pay the cost of
i( 8 publication, but that the loss was
partly offset by profits from the com¬
pany's growing printing patronage in
• Atlanta and other places. The stock
• holders approved the ac tion of the di-1 |
i
rectors in continuing the publication of J
The Tune* and indicated , , i their w,8h .v,
that the paper be published even
tnougu though its publication o entailed a loss
company. |
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EIGHTH DISTRICT
GOOD ROADS MEET
AT MONROE
Tfte Eightli District Good Roads Con¬
vention Met in Monroe Friday,
June 17th:
Representative citizens, of ai! voca¬
tions, including prominent newspaper
men, added tone and dignity, as well
as influence to the meet. Among the
representatives of the press there were
Editor James Williams, of the Greens¬
boro Herald-Journal, one of the best
“pencil pushers” of the district; W. 4.
Shackelford, of the Oglethorpe Echo,
Lexington a veteran; Louie U. Mor¬
ris. of the Hartwell Sun. and Mr. Char¬
lie M. Fui low. of the Madison Madi¬
sonian.
The meeting was called to order by
Mr. Albert B. Mobley, just before 11
o’clock and be presided throughout
the morning session.
The address of welcome was deliver¬
ed by Hon. Clifford M. Walker. Hon.
J. M. Hodgson, of Athens, giving
grateful response.
The first speaker on the program
was F. D. Ballard, of Newton county,
who said he did not cohie to speak but
to eat ’cue. He made a fine address,
in which he complimented Walton's
splendid roads and in which he took
occasion to pay a deserved tribute to
a number of Walton's prominent citi¬
zens. Mr. Ballard was later followed
by Mr. Campbell. of Newton, who
l>r0 '' f ‘ fl to b " a very pleasing speaker.
The bn convention, ,ir>n i>nv> t wxn led l,.,4 by b., Mr, Y 1 II Wiight, ’ . i
then sang. She Ain’t Got No Style,"
in which the' name of “Old Frank Bal¬
lard” was used with happy effect.
Morgan, Franklin, Hart. Oconee.
Wilkes. Oglethorpe, and Greene coun¬
ties were ably represented.
Mr. K. W. Parker, mayor of Modison.
made a few remarks He was followed
by Mr. Campbell, one of Newton's del¬
egates.
A committee was appointed just here
to draft resolutions asking Judge
Brand, our representative in
congress, to use his every influence In
support and the passage of the Dowell
bill, now before congress, that has to
do with federal aid for roads in the
United Stales.
A delicious barbecue dinner was
served at a picturesque spot.
After dinner speeches resulted in a
feast of reason and flow of soul.”
As a result of the day's convention,
the Eighth District Good Roads Asso¬
ciation sprang into existence and be¬
gins its activities under the most f'a
'■ orabie auspices. The ' organization of
this association was perfected in the
louri house and was the first item of
business in the afternoon. The motion
InvV'Uig to the organization was made
G»b Or’rln RffbeHs of Mottioe. at-.
for Walton’s Board of Comtnis
sterner s.
Upon motion of Mr. Roberts the oon
agreed to admit as members
the county commisslpnei.S'. ordinaries.
state highway officials, legislators, sen
newspaper men, mayors and
members of the various trade boards in
the district and scuh others as in their
better judgment they see tit.
Resolution Adopted
The following resolution was read
adopted unanimously:
"Be it resolved by the Convention of
Commissioners of the 8th Dis¬
trict in session at Monroe. Ga.. That we
heartily approve the Dowell bill and
urge its passage in congress and re¬
quest our congressman, Charles H.
Brand, to use his best efforts to sec ure
its enactment.
"J. M. Hodgson, chairman.
"Gi rin Roberts,
"Tate Wright,
“Committee.”
Newton county delegates were:
F. D. Ballard. Covington.
VV. C. Benton. Mansfield.
W. C. Pope. Covington.
D. H. Upshaw. Covington.
R. VV. Campbell, Covington,
Dr. C. T. Hardeman. Covington.
ADVOCATES - UNIFORM
COTTON STANDARDS
Liverpool, Rtfg., June 20.—Uniform
standards for the world was ad
today before the World's Cot¬
ton Conference bj VV. R. Meadows, a
representative of the United States,
who has - harge of the cotton division
the American Agricultural depart¬
ment.
J. H. Zeigler of Liverpool stated
that a uniform set of standards for the
world was desirable, but that there
diffic ulties attending the adoption
suc h standards which perhaps had
not presented themselves. E. F. Buslt
by. Liverpool, said that any alterations
in the standard would mean the de¬
of all the decisions obtained
in the past. E. B. Orme. Liverpool,
held the conference should accept the
Liverpool standard, make the Liver¬
pool and American standards absolute¬
ly together and fix the resulting stand¬
ards as those of the world. It was de¬
cided by the conference torefer th j
matter to a committee.
MR. HAMMOND BESTS
IN WEST VIEW CEMETERY
The interment of Mr. George H.
Hammond, well known citizen of De¬
catur. took place in West View ceme¬
tery of this place Monday, Rev. J. E.
conducting the funeral service
\tr. Hammond was seventy-nine
years old. and had lived in Decatur for
thirty-eight years. Previous to his re¬
tirement last July, he was a clerk in
the Atlanta postoffle-e, where he made
an enviable record Vover a period of
twenty years. He was a veteran of the
"Atlanta Grays.” the Eighth Georgia
regiment of the Confederate army,
nd- a member of Camp 159, United
Confederate Veterans, which post he
gerve( t as commander two years ago.
He is survived by his widow. Mrs.
Florida Klovd Hammond, daughter of
j ate Judge John J. Floyd, of Cov
ir.gton. for whom Floyd street was
named, one _son. J. Floyd Hammond,
an( j a grand-daughter. Miss Luclle
Hammond.
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$2.00 Per Year In Advance
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HOT SPRINGS CHOSEN
FOR CHURCH MEET
Macon.—Dr. T. D. Ellis, nf Macon,
chairman of the committee on enter¬
tainment for the general conference of
tlie Methodist Episcopal church, south,
announced here today that the next
quadrennial conference of the church
will be held at Hot Springs, Ark., thu
first Wednesday in May. 1922. The an¬
nouncement followed the completion
of a tour of the cities that were mak¬
ing bids for the conference. These cit¬
ies included Hot Springs. Ark., Chat¬
tanooga, Tenn., and Asheville. N. (’.
The committee visited Hot Springs
on June (4, and Chattanooga on June
16. They visited Asheville last year.
Shortly before the committee reached
a decision Chattanooga withrdew from
the race and this left the choice be¬
tween Hot Springs and Asheville.
The general conference meets only
once every four years. The last ses¬
sion was i^ld in Atlanta. It will be in
session for about a month and will
bring together about 600 delegates
from all over the south. The Eastman
hotel in Hot Springs has been select¬
ed as headquarters, and will furnisli
all committee rooms. The aetttaW ses¬
sions of the conference will be held i i
the city auditorium.
Members of the committee who
made Ihe selection of the conference
city are: Dr. T. D. Ellis, Macon, chair¬
man: .r. G. Burwell. Warrenton, N. C.;
F. A. Carter, Sweetwater, Tenn.; W.
A. Crow. Dallas. Texas, and John A.
Rice, of Dallas. Texas.
VRREEN AUTHORIZED
TO PLAN INAUGURAL
The inaugural committee, in ses¬
sion at ihe Kimball House Tuesday
authorized its chairman, VV. J. Vereeti,
to perfect all the details incidental to
the induction irjto office Saturday of
Governor-elect Thomas VV. Hardwick.
The ceremonies. it was determined,
will be held on the Washington street
TttVza of tha. state eapitol.
Chairman Vereeti was authorized to
proceed with tlie arrangements for tlie
erection of stands for the accommoda¬
tion of members of the general assem¬
bly. state house officers and invited
guests. He was authorized also to en¬
gage a band to furnisli music for the
occasion.
Concerning other details of the in¬
auguration. Chairman Vereen will ((in¬
fer with the governor-elect. It is under¬
stood that Judge Roscoe Luke, of the
State Court of Appeal, will adminis¬
ter the oath of office to the governo--.
and that Dr. VV. VV. Menmninger, rec¬
tor of All Saints' cehurch, of which
Mr. Hardwick is a member, will offer
the invocation.
*51.400 IN TAXES COLLECTED
SINCE WRIGHTS WARNING
Since the announcement of Comp¬
troller-General William A.. Wright that
every insurance company operating in
Georgia delinquent in -the payment of
special taxes on July t will be fined
$500, approximately $51,211 has been
received. This brings the total fund 'o
$151,211.
At the same time in 1920, the amount
received from this tax amounted * >
nearly $600,000. Only seventy-eight
corporations have made payment to
da te.
COMEDY RELIEF
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Typical Speeches Delivered Just Be¬
fore Ihe Fool-Killer Wielded His Axe
“Oh. listen. That s the train whis¬
tle. Step on the accelerator and we’ll
try to get across before it comes.”
“They say these things can't possi¬
bly explode, no matter how much you
throw them around.”
“It s no fun swimming around hero.
Urn going out beyond the life lines.”
“Which one of these is the third
rail, anyway?"
“There's only one way to manage a
mule. Walk right up in back of him
and surprise him."
“That firecracker must have gone
out. I'll light it again."
“Watch me skate out past the ‘dan¬
ger’ sign. I bet I can touch it.”
"These traffic policemen think they
own the city. They can't stop me. I'm
going to cross the street now. Let the
chauffers look out for me.”
“What a funny noise that snake
makes. I think I'll step on him.”
“I think I'll mix a little nitric acid
with this chlorate of potassium and
see what happens."—Life.