The Dawson weekly journal. (Dawson, Ga.) 1868-1878, September 17, 1868, Image 1
THE DAWSON WEEKLY JOURNAL
BY PERRYMAN &, TUCKER.
gjmsoit (Kiteekln Journal,
'• ' Publinbed Erery Thursdiy.
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Fourth of a column three moths 80 00
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liberal Deduction* Jitade on
Contract Advertisements.
"Ttfal Advertising.
Sheriff’s Bales, per levy, >4 60
Mortgage Fi Fa Sales per square 6 00
Citations for Letter* of Administration, 8 00
u «i •« Guardianship, 8 00
Diamision from Aoministrstion, 6 00
« •• Guardianship, 4 00
Application for leave to sell land, 6 00
Sales of Land, per square, • 6 00
Sales of Perishable Property per sqn r, 8 00
Notices to Debtors sod Creditors 3 60
Foreclosure of Mortgage, per square, 4 00
Kstray Notice*, thirty days,.... 4 00
Job 99*Ork ot every description exe
outedeith nealuess and dispatch, at moderate
rate*.
RAIL -ROAD GUIDE;
Southwestern Railroad.
WM. HOLT, Pres. | VIRGIL POWERS, Sup
Leave Macon 5.15 A. if. ; arrive at Column
bus 11.16 A. if. ; Leave Columbus 12 46 P.
M ; arrive at MacoD 6.20 P. if.
Leaves Macon 8 A if ; arrives at Eu
(aula 5 SO, F 4 ; Leaves Eufaula 7 40, A M;
Arrives at Macon 4 50, P M.
ALBANY BRANCH.
Leave* Smithville 1 46, P M ; Arrives at
Albany Sll.Pt; Leaves Albany 9 35, A M;
Arrives st Smithville 11, A M.
Leave Cuthbert 3 57 P M. ; arrive at Fort
Gains 5 40 P. if ; Leave Fort Gains 7.05 A
M ; arrive at C’uthbert 6.06 A.-)/.
.Macon A Western Railroad.
A J. WHITE. President.
J}. WALKER, Superintendent.
DAY rASSEtGEK TRAIN.
Le«veß Macon . • • 4. M.
Arrives at Atlanta . . 1 5. P. M.
leaves Atlanta . . ■ 655A. M.
Arrives at M.icon ... 1 -»o P. M.
NIGHT TRAIN.
Leaves Macon . • (j 45 P M.
Arrives at Atlanta . . 4 50 A. M.
Leaves Atlanta . - 8 In F. M
Ar-ives at Macon . . • 125A. M.
Western A. Atlantic Railroad.
CAMPBELL WALLACE* Sup’t.
PAY passenger train.
L"ive .Vlliuta . . • 845 A. M.'
I.cive Dslton .... 2.30 P. H.
Arrive at Chattanooga • . 6.25 T. M.
Lt.tve Chattanooga . - 3.20 A. M.
Artive at Atlanta . . . 12.06 P.M.
NIGHT TRAIN.
Leave Atlanta . . . 7 00 P. M.
Arrive at Chattanooga . . 4.10 A. M
I.eavn Chattanooga . . 480 P. M,
Ariive at D ilton • • . 7.60 P. M.
Artive at Atlanta . . . 1.41 A. M.
guslntM Sards.
DRS HODNETT & PERRYMAN
HAVING formed a co-partnership in the
practice of dfedictno, offer their Pro
fessional gervicca to the public, snd as expe
rienced Physicians In ill the branches O s
their profession, confidently anticipate that
their farmer success will insare a liberal share
of practice.
T tie cash system having been established
in everything else, ail bills will be considered
dee as aeon as a ease is dismissed.
Orrics—Until farther notice, in the front
room of the "Jootnal” building, upstairs.
W. H HODNKTT,
3 L. D PERRYMAN.
Dawson, Ga , June l;tl
DR. R. A. WARNOCK^
i \FFERS his Professional services to the
" / citizens of Cbickasawhatcbce and its
vicinity. From ample experience m both
civil and Military practice, he is prepared to
treat successfully, case* in every denartmonl
of his profession. janl6’6Bif
C. B. WOOTEN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Dawson, am.
j»nl6 1868 ly
DENTISTRY.
DU H. NOBLE is now in this city,
and all persons wishing DENTIAL op
erations will do well to avail themselves of
bis services. He can give satisfactory refer
ences. Office second door north Journal of*
fi <*- *og2o Ist
T~C. PLANT & SON,~
Bankers & Brokers,
(Office in firet National Bank Building,)
Entrance on Cherry st.. MACON, GA.
TJ/TLL purchase and sell Bonds, Stocks,
Odd, Silver and Bank notes, and make
investments for parties, as they may direct.
1- C. Plant, Morris Kktchpm, New York,
Robxrt H. Plant. inne4Bm
BJLNTGON’S HOTEL.
(Oppeeiu The Pateenger Depot.)
UACONT, - - GEORGIA.
I open for the reception of visitors
*. "‘rilg spared no expense in fttrnitbiDg
this Home new throughout, and determined
'•hat the Table and Bar shall bo inferior to
non sin the South, I feel confident that I can
tqrtr.v old patrons and the poblicail that
hey can aish in a Ilo'el. Call and see me.
, 1 j. t, BYINGTON,
'’*•**■> Late of Fort Yallay, Ga-
Dawson Business Directory.
Dry Good* Mvrchnnts.
PRATT, T. J. Dealer in all kinds of
Dry Gouda. Main Street.
OKU, Know * A CO., Dealers in
Fancy and ~t»ple Drv Goods, Main st.,
under •‘Journal’’ Printing Office.
SI 17*1:1., S. JI. A BRO., Dealers
in Foreign and Domestic Dry Goods,
0 olhing, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Trunks, Ac.,
Main st.
LOYLI7KS ft GRIFFIN, Dealers
in Staple Dty Goods and Groceries. t
Jfiin Street, |
OBEUTB, J. W. A CO., Deal
era in FaDcy and Staple Dry Goods,and
Groceries, North West corner Public Square.
LEI'LEh, W. m., Dealer in Staple
and Fancy Dry Goods, Loyless’ Block,
Main street.
FULTON, J. A., Dealer in Bacon,
Flour, Meal and Provisions generally, at !
Sharpe & Brown’s old stand, Miin st.
HOOD, B. 11., Dealer in Groceries and
Familv suoplies generally, next door to
•Journal” Office, Main st.
GREER A SIMMONS, Grocery
and Provision Dcalets, South side Pub
lic Square.
ARNUM A 6H4KPE, Dealers
in Groceries and Provisions, opposite
Public Square, Main st.
Alexander a parrott,
Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries and
Provisions, 2nd door from Hotel, J/ain st.
WOOTEN, WML, Dealei in Groce
ries aDd Ptovisions, Loyless Block,
Main street.
LOYLESS, J. E-, Dealer in Groce
ries and Provisions, .Ifain st.
T E. TUCKER A BRO., Gro
f I • cers and Commission Jferc hants, Jfain
Street.
DrugjjiM.
CHEATHAM, V. A., Druggist and
Pbysieian. Keeps a good supply of
Drugs and Medicines, and prescribes for all
the ills that flesh is heir to. At his old stand,
the Red Drug Store, Main st.
Warvlionsrs.
1 PULTON, J. A., at Sharped Brown’s
" old stand. Main street.
Loyless a griffin, ware
house and Commission Merchants, Jfain
street.
Millinery.
WILLIAMSON, MISS MOL
IV EIE, keeps constantly on hand the
latest styles of Ha's. Bonnets, Dress Trim
mings, &c., Loyless Block, Mi in st.
Watch Repairer.
A ELEN, JOHN P., will repair
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Aftisio Bofifcs,
Aeco d'ons, Ac , al*»ys to be found at hie
old stand, on North eide of Public Square.
Livery Stable*.
FARNUM a SH X RPC, Sale snd
Liverv Stable, Horses nnd Mules for
aaleendhire Horee* boarded. North side
Public Square. ,
PRINCE, N. G. A J. K , Sale and
t,ivery Stable, and dealers in iiorßts and
Muks. Carriages, Buggies and Horses for
h ! r*. Horses l.oaided on reasonable terms
at their new Stable on Main st.
Tobuccoiiist.
LEWIS, W. TANARUS., Keeps constantly on
hand, all grades of Tobacco, at Alexan
der & Parrott’s, Main street.
Gunsmith.
SMITH, J. G. S., Dealer in Guns,
Pistols, Cap.*, Cartridges, and sporting
goods generally, Main st.
Saloon.
WARD, PATRICK, Dealer in fine
YT Wines and Liquors, Cigars, &c., ifainst.
Tamtery nud Shoe Shop.
TEE, W. W., Shoe Afanu factory, on
I J South side Public Square.
ORR, BROWN & CO.
—ARE—
SELLING GOODS
VERY CHEAP!
Let our fried a remember that wo keep al
ways on hand such a supply of GOODS as
the tiinea and the place demand, which WE
WIU.
Sell On Reasonable Terns,
Home-Made Shoes.
Os the best article, at
ORR, BROWN & CO’S.
Dawson, may 28th 1868 ; 3m.
g. A PORTER. JNO. D. HUDGINS.
PORTER & HUDGINS,
WHOLESALE & RETAIL
PRODUCE AND
COMMISSION MERCHANTS, -
THIRD STREET.
(Opposite Southern Express Office.)
jVCacon, Gra.
jtntc2o;3m
DAWSON, QA., THURSDAY 9 SEPTEMBER 17, 1868.
From the Bainbridge Angus.
Juuc Commencements.
‘‘Cultures hand
Has scattered brightness o’er the land.
And sniles, and fragrance rule serene,
Where barren wild* usurped the scene.”
The South, crushed and bound with a
chain of bayonets, powerless to lift fccr
band to tear ber accused children from
tbe grasp ot the lawless military tyrant,
raises ber yet state'y head with fbo light
of genius dashing from her dark eyes,
and feigns as of ynre, queen of culture
and refinement. Y<s! ’mid tbe wasting
aDd deeulating scenes of tbe war, which
swept our material wealth from our
grasp, were left tbe seeds of moral *Dd
literary culture undeatroyed, which are
now springing into luxuriant vigor, bear
ing the perennial fruits of education,
that time, nor war, can never deprive us
of. Tyrannised over and degraded, po
litically, as we are, Hill yankee terrorism
cannot invent a machine of sufficient
magnitude to crush tbe love of learning
from tbe Southern mind. Nationally,
we have no kingdom, but “our mind to
us a kingdom is, and over that we in
tend to reign supreme and undisputed
monarch Tbe Sooth baa banished
Yvnkcc text books and Yankee teachers
from her colleges and schools. Every
county in the State ol Gaorgtais making
vigorous efforts to build up and sustain
its own schools-
The delicate (?)and refiined(?)Yankee
damsels, whom Jove of tbe negro brings
from her Northern home is welcome to
teach her colored pets, and raise them
to the intellectual level of their former
master: —if they can ; but by the bio and,
which unavenged, ascends from South
ern battle fields, where sleep our brave
but ueforgotteo, heroes wo want no
Yankee school marms, or paripatetic
pedagogues from “down east” to teach
Southern children that Jttf Davis was a
traitor, and Lincoln a martjr. Never!
never! while proud old Virginian bails
General Lee as tbe most honored ot all
teachets, ot while the bright-eyed daugh
ters of Tennessee listen to the words of
instruction that fall from the lips of the
pious and accomplished widow of our
sainted General Polk, who nobly gave
bis life to save hisbeloved laud from the
contaminating influences of the vile
invaders who still infest our borders.
How gratifying to the patriotic South
ernor, to witness the rapid progress of
moral and intellectual improvement so
visible in the various communities of
tbe South. In the flourishing and pleas
ant town of Dawson, on June 23d, we
i-tt need the exhinition by the pujils
ot the McNulty Institute, consisting of
charades, tableaux vivant, declamation
snd ortg ti l tssays, by the ladies, and
speeches by tbe young gcntl'cmcu. Tne
charades were rendered with spirit and
natnralneis, the personntiocs wore good,
many of them brtngiug down tbe bouse
from the bumor with which they were
giveu. The txhiii ion, throughout, re
flected much credit ou tbe persevering
and able Principal' Mr. McNulty, who
Osiuld drill the young and inexperienced
to such perfection in actinp. Mis.
Wade is Mr. M-Nulty's Assistar*, and
to her excellent training is owina, we
presume, the excellence of the young
.a-iies’ acting. One thing is self-evident.
Ne one Dut a lady could teach tbe g'r!s
to put on those little c qaettish s.rs.
th .t made their acting so natural. Fancy
the grave aod digoifi.d Principal of the
vk'Nuliy lu6titute, mincing his stepi,
sm ling affuctedlv, and tts-oog bis bead,
in the vain attempt to teach tbe girls
how to receive a beau in a c quetish
manner. No I the writby Pnneipal
may teach the youDg ladies Latin and
Mathematics, but c< quettieh manners be
must leave to those who legitimately
claim that field as their owd. The orig
inal essays, by the young Udies, were
good, and generally well rea”. The
speeches from the young men were very
good also, though we must enter ener
getic pretest against one of them. That
inmate delicacy dwelling id the heart of
every woman must ever shrink from lis
tening to a burlesque on the oharacter
of w'-naan, delivered in the pecularatyle
of the young gentleman, who had such
an exalted opinion of woman s mental
calibre and moral greatness. The tableau
“Bi quet of Beauty” was sweet and
fairy-like. We reoogniaed the dark
curl* and pensive brow of our little |
friend, Miss Willie Farnum, as tbe
central figure of the group, and the
graceful loveliness of her sister Alice, j
The other beauties we did not knew.
The examination of tbe juvenile pupils
wok |hc e Tuesday- We understood
it was perfectly gatisfatorr. Wednesday
morning W e heard the advanced classes
in Rhetoric, Virgil, Science ol Things
famiiia r| and scholar’s Compani oo - **e
pupils displayed a thorough kn ow ' ed s5 e
of the different branches of
answering with promptness, and appear
ing to understand what they repeated.
Miss Ellen P*oples, Miss Lawbotn. and
| Miss Gibson bore an excellent examine
j lion. The names of the young gentle—
j men we did not learn. We think they
I comp are favorably with the yootg ladies,
i Mr. MeNulty tflered a prize in the ju
veDj]e department which was so closely
contested between Miss Kiltie O-r snd
Miss Alico Farnum, that it would have
been equally shared, or the honor divid
ed t had not Miss Abce been necessarily
detained from school by sickneess a few
days during tbe term. Simply on the
score of merit as to scholar alone, all
who know Mi s Alice Farnum’s studi
ous habits and general intelligence,
agree that she equally deserves caedit
with tbe fortunate winner of the prize
Prof. Erdmon’sconcert was brilliont and
successful on Wednesday night. H*d
a pre-engagement at Cuthbert, and
eould not remain—but if the music es
the concert was as good *6 that at tho
exhibition on Tueseay night, it must
have been unexceptionable.
Wednesday after June 24th, arrived
iu Cuthbert, time to secure seats at the
Operatio Festivsl. given under the di
rection of Mrs Hamilton, wife of Dr,
Hamilton, President of Andrew Female
College. The Operatio Festival wns a
rare mosical entertainment, in which
there was a convocation of fl >wers, and
ooronatjon of the rose. The scene was
a Fairy Dell. Boughs of cedar skillfully
arranged to represent a luxurant grove,
with winding walks, shady nooks, flow
ers and vines, while tbe waterfalls could
be seen amid tho dim grove, that looked
to calmly inviting to the weary recluse
who fl'd from the wtrld, and sought
forgetfulness , mid the solitudes of nas
ture. As ebe sits, gaiiog intranced up
on the lovely scene, soft, sweet music
steals upon the ear from unseen minstrels
and, anon the fairy belief, the flowers
each in her appropriate dress, crowned
and wreathed with tbe flower she repre
sents, approach the rectase, and greet
her with sweet aongs. Mere word-paint
ing cannot convey tbe beaoty of the
tableau thus revealed to tbe audience.
The delicate loveliness of the fair daugh
ters of earth, the sylvan retreat, where
clinging vine*, and lovely flower*, made
a soft shade, tbe gleam of tbe silvery wa
terfall through the dim cedar grove, then
the music, swelling grand and full, then
sinking to a melting cadence that stole
through every pulse.
“Aod bald communion with the soul,
Wrung from the coursest breast tbe impiann
ed sigb,
And kiudled rapture in the coldest eye”
The convocation of flowers was for the
purpose of ohoosing a queen, who was
elected and duly crowned The vocal
music, throughout, was very fine, and
the acting excellent. Tho instrtmental
music could not have been surpassed at
least iu sweetness, by Julienß’ band 1 The
Heather bells excited universal admira
tion, and as their graceful forms tripped
over the stage, we dssoovered Titania,
but failed to see Oberon. Nothing more
faultlessly beautiful than the Operatio
Festival has teen seen in Cuthbert.
Thursday 25the was the second annual
Botnuiencement of the College under
Dr Hamilton. Six graduates received
deplomas, aod read well written essays
Tbe elocution was fine, and tbe fair
Alumnea read with muoh grace. Sixty
prizes were awarded, which speak well
for both pupils and teachers. No butter
school cao be found in Georgia than
Andrew F, male College. The annual
concert, under the direction of Mrs.
Russell arid Miss Taylor, was very bril
liant. Music well selected, and per
formed finely. Cuthbert has many
homes of elegance and refinement; and
we would have lingered long in the oco
where dwelt our kiud friends, who so
hospitably entertained us, but circum
stances hurried us away to Dxvs m on
F 'dav, from wliccce, by special traiD,
F iday eve, a gsv jiariy went cp to
feuii hvilie, where *c witnessed a charm
ing exhibition Tableaux, where grace
and beauty eambined, and amusing
charades, enlivened by the in-piring
music of the brass band from Amcricns.
After the performance closed, we ad
journed to tbe Hotel, and merulyspeot
the. night, “chasing the flying bount”
with dancing feet, until daylight, then
a slsepy, but well pleated c.owo, we re
tnrred to D.wsod.
Truly we found Dsweou a pleasant
qliwe to linger while travelling o’er tbe
Jus.j iiiguwajr of life, but music and
friends can give a rosy tint to the scene
memory will ever linger soundly and
pleasactly where Friendship twines her
rosy wreath to sound of musie. Mrs.
Hemans asks,
“By what etraogo spell is it, that ever
when I gaze upon fiiwcrs, I dream of
muric ?”
But to me music ever brings the im
age of friends to my heart. Friendship
and music are indiaolubly associated—
bat ail things pleasant must have an
ending in this world of chance end
change, aDd here we are again in Baker
furtively eyeing a bottle of quinine, and
makiDg wry face: at an irngaiDtry pill,
that I may realize in a day or two. —
Wishing you, Mr Editor, much pros
perity, and devoutly hoping that you are
not hare to take quinine and pills,
I am truly yours,
0. B. J.
Oak Grove, July 3,18G8.
Who YYenldn’t Be an Editor.
Editing a paper, says the Churcb
Union, is a pleasant business
If it contains too much reading mat
ier the people won’t take it.
| If the type is too large, it don’t eoB
-1 tain enough reading mutter.
IK tbe tyi eis too small the people
won’t read it
If we publish telegraphic reports,
people will say they are all lies
j II we omit them, peoplt will say we
' have no enterprise, or suppress them
lor political effect.
11 we have a few jokes, the people
will say we are a rattle-head.
If we omit them, they say we are
old fossils.
]f we publish original matter, they
condemn us for not giving selections.
If we publish selections, they eay
we are l«zv for not writing more, and
giving them what they have read in
tome other newspaper.
It we givi a man a complimentary
notice theD they censure us for being
partial.
If we remait. in the office snd attend
to business, folks say we are too proud
to mingle with our fe’lows.
If we do not, they say we never at
tend to bostnese.
If we publish poetry, we aflect sen
timentalism.
If we do net, we have no literary
polish **r taste.
Vermont has gone for the Radicals,
as was expected.
Seymour and Blair invineib'e
pair 1 Colfax nnd Grant—won’t win;
lor they can't 1 I
A DEAF AUNT AND WIFE.
A GOOD ONI.
I had an aunt coming to visit ma for
the firfct time since my msrriflge, nrd
I don’t know what evil genius prompt
ed the wickedness I perpetrated to
ward my wife rnd ancieot relation.
“My dear,” said Ito my wife, on
the day before my aunt’s arrival, “von
know Aunt Mary ig coming to-mor
row ; well J forgot to mention a rather
annoying circumstance iu regard to
her. She is very deaf; and although
ahecan hear my voice, to which she is
accustomed, in its ordinary tones, yet
jrou will be obliged to speak extremely
loud in order to be heard. It will be
rather inconvenient, but i know you
will do everythii g in your power to
make ber agreeable.”
Mrs. S— announced her deter
mination to make herself heard, if io
ber power.
I then went to John N , who
loves a joke about as we!! as any per
soo I know of and told him to be at
the house at 6 p. m on the following
evening, and felt comparatively bap
py
I went to the railroad depot with a
carriage next night, and when I was
on my way home with my aunt, I re
marked :
“My dear Aunt, there is one affihov
ing infirmity that Annie (my wife) has,
which I forgot to mention before, She
is very deaf, snd although she can bear
my voice, to which she is a cuat lined,
in its ordinary tones, yet you will b*
obliged to sp-ak extremely loud in
order to be heard. I am very sorry
for it.”
Aunt Mary, in the goodness of her
heart, protested that she lilc* and speaking
loud, and to do so would afiorU her
great pleasnre.
The carriage drove up—on the steps
was my wife—in the w ndow was John
N , with a face as utterly solemn
as if he had buried bis relatives that
aft-rno n.
‘•I am delighted to see you,” shriek
ed my wife, and tbe policeman on 'he
opposite Rid- walk started, and my
aunt nearly fell down the steps.
“Kiss me, my dear,” bawled my
aunt; and tiie windows abook as with
the fever and ague. I looked at the
window—John had di-appeared. Hu
man nature could stand it uo longer.
1 |xiked my head into the carriage and
went into strong convulsion*. When I
went into tbe parlor, my wile was help
ing aunt Mary take oft her hat and
cap ; there sat John with his face bu
ried in his hendkerchief.
Suddenly—“ Did you have q peas
ant journey ? ’ went off my wife like a
pistol, and John neurly jumped to his
feet.
“Rather dusty,” was the response in
a war whoop.
Tbe neighbor* for blocks around
must have beard it; when I was io tbe
third story I heard every word. Io tbe
course of the evening my aunt took oc
casion to say to tnc:
‘ How loud your wife talk*l”
I told hei deaf person* talked loudly
and that my wife being used to mo, was
not sff.icted by tbe exertion, and that
she was getting sloDg very niosly with
her. Presently my wife sa'd softly :
“Alf, bow very loud your aunt talks 1’
“Yis,” said I “all deaf persons do.
You are getting along with her finely;
she bears every word you9«y.” And 1
rather think she did.
Elated at their sueerss at Ic'iDg un
derstood, they went at it hammer and
tongs, until everything upon the mantle
pcice clattered again, and l was serious
ly afraid of a crowd collre'ing in front
of tbe house. But the er.d was near. My
aunt, being of an investigating turn of
mind, wasdesirons of finding out wheth
er tbe exertion of talking was injurious
to my wife. So—
“D<jeen’t talking so loud strain
your lungs ?” said she in an unearthly
whoop, for her voice was not as musi.
cat as it was when she was young
“It is an exertion,” shrieked my
wife.
"Then why do you do it?” was tbe
answering scream.
“Becouso— because—you can’t hear
if I don’t.” squealed my wife.
"What I” said aunt, fairly raviiling
a railroad wh:st!e ot the time
1 began to think it time I<> evacuate
the premises; smri looting round and
seeing John gone, I stepped into tbe
back pallor, and there he lay flat on
hie back, with his feet right angles to
his liody, rolling from eide to side with
his fist poked into bn ribs, and a most
agonized expression of countenance,
but not uttering a sound. I immedi
ately and involuntarily assumed a Sim
ilar attitude, and I Irom the relative
position of our feel nnd head, and nor
attempts to restrain our laughter, ap
poplexy must inevitab y have emut-d,
it u horrible groan which John gave
vent to in his endeavor lo suppress Lis
riribiiity, had not betrayed our hiding j
place.
In rushes my wife and annt, who by
this time comprehended the j >ke ; and
such a scolding ss I then got l never
g. t before, and I hope nevir to get
i again.
I knr-w not what the end wmild
have been if John, in hie endeavors to
appear re-peoiful and iympalhetio,
had not given vent to such a groan
and hoarse laugh, that ah gravity was
upset, and we screamed in concert.
I know it was very wrong, and all
that, to tell such a falsehood, hut I
think Mrs. Opie herself would hava
laughed if she bad seen aunt Mary's
expression when sho was informed that
her hearing was defective.
He who s udies books g* ts (he frame
of knowledge, but be w ho studies man
! gets the soul.
Self Examiiiaiion.
It needs some courage to eomo nlone
into tbe presence of conscience for the
first lime after the commission of a
fault of whose nature at d extent we
have but a dim half-perception. In
voluntarily we shrink away, and would
take refuge if we could, in « forced
blindness, or an artificial renewal of the
state of mind which led to the evil,
and so, at the time, justified it to bur
selves We remember bow natural it
seemed then, and try to believe that
because it was natural, therefore it
was not wrong; forgetting, whnt, per
chance, we learn to see at last, that
tbe naturalness was caused by an un
suspected habit of clnracter, predis
posing us to yield to that particular
species of temptation which baa proved
too strong for us. But ail these sub
terfuges avail not; time passes on, and
we cannot stay its silent wording.—
The voice of the tempter is mute, «Dd
the angel points sorrowfully to the
quiet rebuking face of Truth, and we
cannot look away from it if we would.
Let us rather go to it bow down be
fore it, and grieve that we ever l*ft it,
striving through our fears to fix its !in
eamen'.s upon hearts, tha’, we may
never again mistake them. And then,
U calm, sweet Solitude, what dost
thou not teach us. How do we seem
to dwell with death and heaven, while
life and earfh and man withdraw into
such far distance that we see but their
noble featuies and marvel at ourselves
that we have ever imagined aucb un
worthy details 1 How do vanity and
bitterness die c\ut of the heart, leaving
it full only of shame, which is so bus
ied in deploring its own offences that
it has no leisure to remember those of
others! And with Edith whose sin
was against another, how u.ter was
the prostration of spirit, nnd how
boundless the self-condemnation I All
this she bad endured; at first, shrlnk
ir.gly and reluctantly, seeking, if she
could to escape; afterwards bravely
and patient, finding a satisfaction even
in tbe intensity of tbe pain, because she
ielt it to be a deserved punishment
And now solitude was to her a re
freshment rather than a trial, trau
quilizing and strengthening to tbe mind
as »!eep to the body.— Mnriden Aunt.
Signs and Tokens.
As there may pcssibiy be some of
our readers w ho believe in “signs and
tokens.” wo give them the following »s
the very latest discoveries of the sages.
They will be found as correct aa any
ever given heretofore;
The Gridiron—To take down the
gridiron from the nail where it is,
hanging, with tne left hand, is a sign
that there will be a broil in tbe kitch
en.
A Funeral—To meet a funeral pro
cession a sigu of death.
Pocket Book—To lose a pocket
book containing greenbacks is ud
lucky.
Neils—ls a woman cuts her naifa
evi ry Monday, it is lucky—for ber hus
band.
An Itching Ear—if you have an itch
ing ear tickle your nose, nnd you will
have an itching there aDd ill luck will
be averted.
guli—To spill salt nocidentary Into
a stew while it is on the fire is a prrof
that the family will meet with its alter
ations (alter rations.}
A Cat—When a rat prepares to
wash its fuee it is a sign th: t one
in the house will sln.rtlj receive a lick
ing
Warts—To bare sixteen warts on
the left hand is un’ucky; to have
the same number on the rinhi band is
a sign that you are unfortunate.
Spirits—ls a married man, while
hi.-: wife is in the room takes up a bet
tie of epiti s with his right hand, it is
a sign tlnr* sire w ill shortly be ont of
spirits, and that her husband is going
tu liquor
Stock Hn'sing-Mf a one eyed bull
dog flies at a stock'-rataer's legs, it de
notes that a misfortoDe will happen to
his c»lv a.
Bridal —If yon get on horseback on
Monday it is a sign that you will have
u bond in a bridal.
Lucky—To stroke * greeu eyed cat
with u white spot on her nose is lueky
ard heavy purrs wilt be the conse
quence. .‘CI -L .■ ' ■ . and
Marriaz*-—lf ybo are in ahi oa* and
"heur a bubv cry. it is a sign ol marri
ngo—or if h isn’t it ought to be.
“Mr. Jones, #re you one‘of the old
settlers hereabouts V ssaed Plasters
the other day
‘•"Wi I', they cal! meeo"
“Well, they don't tell tbe troth,
then ”
“Why Plaster*, how do yog mak#
that out -
“I’ve tried to get yon to *e tie this
bil* for more than six ruun ha, acd it
ain't paid yet.”
Jones squirms and say* ite owes him
orte. They go ont and dVink two.
A cotemporarj Bays :
r Tne Pop* is making a crnfitde upon
the improprieties of dress, and. wo
I learn lays the hi.im * 00-tbs shoulders
l of the ladies. Tho Pope is «t fr.ult.
We have examined the aie ulvleta of
the ladies, and dot't fil'd anything
there.
~V ol. 11l No. 3j3.
Saltt Questions —Tbe New York
World fs after them as follows;
If tho Radicals mean equal rights,
what do they put the negro alovo tho
white man for ?
If the Radicals want impartial euf
fruge. what docs their platform say
one suffrage North snd another Bcutd
for?
If the Radical! want peace, what
are they arming the ueg roes for 7
If reconstruction is a success, why
isfi’t the army w ithdrawn ?
Ts the negroes cno rote ol them
selves. why pay the Bureau to tench
them ?
If the Radical* mean to economise,
why didn’t they begin three years
ago ? ■
le it impartial suffrage to enfran
chise the black and disfranchise the
w hite man ?
A Lively Town —On tbe 17tb ult.
Peoria, Ulinoia. was a lively place. A
fight, in which the Irish, tbe Germans,
and ihe police engaged, raged for two
hours in tbe afternoon. During the
fracas a boy of nine years we* earned
to the calaboos » u. a beastly state of
intoxication ; a store on Main street
anlercd and robbed; two girls ran
eway from hope and becamo ‘celebra
ted equestriennes’ with Lake’s Cir
cus; and a number of aireet fight#
took place io the evening. On the
night before a coal miner got out of
bed—dressed himself in bm wife’s
clothes* went to a shed and hanged
himself. ‘Besides these,’ says a Peoria
correspondent, 'there were a few fu
nerals.’
Hints to Girls.—We sometimes
see lad'es take great pains to impress
us with tbe idea of their ignorance of
all domeatic matters, save crochet
work, or weaving a net to encase their
delicate hands. Ey somecuiious kind
of hocus pocus they have got it into
their head* that the best way to catch
a husband is to show how profoundly
capable they are of doing nothing for
his comfort. Frightening a piano into
fits, cr murdering tbe King's French,
may he good bait (or certain kinds of
fish; ru'i*t beef that kind usually
found io very shallow water. Girls,
be natural, truthful, homelike and
capable of making homes and hearts
happy.
S3T We understand there is a man
in ctns city, over forty years of age, who
was never a subscriber to any paper in
bis life. He has always been fortunate
enough to be so situated that he could
borrow regriarly. We wonder where
that man will go to when be dies. Wo
rather ibiok be will go to—well, tost
is, be ought to go to tne future home of
the Radicals, where each imp may bo
coropclb dto torture him, *cd iannt
him, aca Lsh him, and tear him world
without cwl.—A:/anla Paper.
The Secret or Eloqcencb. —I owo
my success in life to one single fact, viz •
Td«l at tbe »ge of twernty seven I com
menced aod continued fol years, th*
process of daily reedirg and speaking
upon tbe eooteo a of seme historical aod
scion.ific boel-. Tb'-se off-handed effort*
wero made aomo times io a corn-field,
at others in a forest, and not unfre
quently :n some distant bam, with the
horse and ox for my authors- It is to
this early practice, in tbe great art of
arts, that I am indebted for the prima
ry and leading im;ulses that 8 imulatcd
mo forward and ehjp ( d and modeled my
entire subscquei t destiny. Improve,
then, young gentleo ett, the superior ad
vantages you here enjoy. Let not a
day pass without exercising yonr power
of speech. There is no power like that
of oratory. Css st controlled men by
Captivating their affections, and sway
ing their psssions. The influence of
the one perished with its author, that
of the otters oßiitinues to this djys
Tue'ldi.eb - 'i bu jdie man in an an
noyance, a nuisance He is of no ben
efit to any body. Ho is so intrader in
the busy thoroughfare of life. He
s'ands in our path sod vre pash him
contemptuously stride I He fs no ad
vantage to any body. He makes them
unhappy He a cipher in society.-
He may have an irei.-me to sunport bitu
in idl< ins-, or may ‘spoDge’ oo his go"d
ostvred friends ) bat iu either case he
is di-pised Yeung ojan, do something
i» th;e bu-y, bustling wide awake world.
Move rb jut for the bcoefit of mankind,
it not for youiß If t>o not be idle,
God’s law is, by the sweat of oar brow
wc shall earn our btead. This law is a
good one, and tbs bread we earn is
sweet. Di net ho idle. Minutes are
too precious to be stjuindtred thought
l<*>ly. Every man aud wiman, howev
er eaalted, however humble, can do
good in this short life, if so inclined ;
therefore do Bot be idle.
£3T AY ankee preacher, not Ions:
since, disooursin { to the boys in New
Hump.hire State Reform School upon
the fact that the good were respect
ed while the bad were shunned, at
tempted to illustrate the same by say
ing:
‘Now, b ys, when I walk on the
street i speak to some and no* to
others ; w hat, now, makes the CiSer
ence?’’ supposing, oi course, they
would st.y, ‘Because some nre good
ntid some are bad but he was ntuch
astonished to hear one little fellow
sing out,
‘Because some are itch aad some
arc p of ’
The following is one oi the two or
three lints in the English mr.guaga
that read precisely U.esaiTu backward
ano h rwaid :
f ‘ Snug ic raw waa I e;e I raw war *
| g'irs ”