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sUeklo Journal rOPUSHEP EVEK7 THURSDAY. filllJlSStridly in ddraiut. Three months * 75 months * f ° One hli eriistr* :—The oior,ev tor ad vertislng considered due after first ioser ll°4dveriiscaent3 inserted at intervals to be i hirced as new each insertion. An additional charge of 10 per cent wil, be made on advertisements ordered to be ip. jeted on a particular page. V ■veriisements under the bead of Spc ial Notices" will be inserted tor 16 cents li m . for the first insertion, and 10 cents rer line'for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements in the “ Local Column, willbe inserted at 26 cents per line for the first, and 20 cent- per Dae for each aubse nuent Insertion. . All commnnieations or letters on busmcfs intended for this office “hotild bo addressed *. “ The Dawson Jochnaj. " " LEGAfi ADVERTISING RATES. Sheriff sales, per levy of 1 square....? 1 t o Mortgage sales, per levy b of) Tax s tie", per lew -f 00 Citations for Lett' rof ' dmlnistratlon 4 til) rinlication for baiters of pu-rdia ‘ ship ' 5 01.; Application for Dismission from miniatration 10 00; Application for Dismission, iiom Guardianship 6 00 implication for leave to s-II Land— )nc r| |5, each additional square 4 00 , VUp'ic 1 tion for HomeFtead 300 i,'o[ioe io debtors ind erem'ors ... 600 i,mil Biles, p<W qia'ft (inch) 400 •id* of Perishable pronorlv, per fq S 00 r:onv Nonce!', sixtv days 8 00 Soifor to perf'JOt. service 8 00 Rule Nisi, pc square 4 OO Rules to establish lost papers per rq 400 R iles compelling titles, per square.. 4 00 Rules to perfect service in Divorce cases 10 00 The above aro the minimum rate! rf Irgal a Uertieing now charged be the Press of ‘ieor'i., 'it'd which we shall stric'lv adhere In in ilie futine. We her-bv cive final no tice that no advertisement of this cl i-h wil be published in th Journal withont the fee is paid in advance, onlr in cases where we have special ari angemenrs to the eontrarv II OUKHKY, JAS, 0 PACKS. GUERRY & P4RKS, jSttorpey? 3fiil Collators a! Lata, DAWSON, - GEORGIA. — — IJFvACTICB in ifie Rt'te nnf? Federal I Court?. Collections mide a speeii'T— Promptness and dispatch cuatan'i and end insured. No? 11 f 8. F. SIMM OKS, jltl’i at Laid & tieal tyate jlg’t, Dawsou, Terrell County, Ga SPECIAL a tew ion to coHocli^Dß, conveyancing and investlgn’i g tiilep to Keal Estate. Ocr. :s, if T. H. PK K LCTT, Alt’y & Camsclor at Law, OFFICE nth O'd'oarv in Court flotPi'. v:i bttMiKSs enr. u?ted to hi? c.oe will leerin' piomp' and cStoient attention. J-1** .! J 13 iOCK, Attorney at Law, ’Lnaiiu, CuHi't&u Will practice in the Albiy Circuii aid e!ee • oit- in the State, hy Contract. Prompt at* temion uiven to all brumes er.tm.-oed f o his '■tre. Collections a frpectaltv. Will also in* lilies and bu * <>r sell real rotate in i*:‘!haan, Baker aud /t'lrlv march 21-tf L. G CARTLt DGE, Attorney at T>av - - GF.OSCGBV 4YDI, L give close attention to all busi ness entrusted to his care iu Albany Circuit. 4-Iy T i o y i . V Attorney at Law. Da\v*oaa. Ooorff*<* i. i, janes. c. a. mod N ? AII>- Janes & McDonald, Attorneys at Law, DAWSOV, - GEORGIA. '■'lEcb at ihe Ci urt House. 7an.v I Li lt CATtLOCUEfit) !S7S. ' ol 100 pprinted on timed paper, enr r.iii i, £ ItVO I’legijlil fiilored • ■ :lvs aud illustrated with a great nun,- ' ■ u 1 engravings, giving price?, description "ml cunivutiou of plants, flower and " "eeds, bulbs, trees, shrubs, etc, will be t- meil lor It) cents, which we will de .net |r < i.tli-s* order. Mailed free to our regular ru toil ers. Dealers price list free, AiDre.'s MANZ It NEIiXER, cuisvi le, Kv. * 1 nervous, exhausting, and painful dis -1 " re< d.ly yield to the curative influences ' e I’uivermacber’s Eleotiic Belts ufid ' ’‘r- They are safe, simple, and effective ■ti he epsilv applied by the pa lent ' t il. Hook, with lull particulars, mailed A idre9 Puive rui&cher Galvanic Cos., '"Ueinuati, Ohio. \\ 'vriio --To make a permanent I engagrineut with a clergyman having °t a Bible H-'ader, to introduce in ; r H oumv, The C Inhaled Xe fen ""'“'l 1 Kditiou of the Holy Bible. For .“■‘-option, notice editorial in last week’s ‘ ‘ Ol this paper; Addres* at once U, F. L. HOTON A CO., * l| ers& Kookbiudein, 60 Fa Market St. ladltiupoli-*, Ind. ®Th P.rmedT *f the lfMh fartwy. Barham’s Infallible PILE SURE. Manufactured by the 2i:2*n *£*• IT. S. It (kiln to care Hniorrbclih nr File*. -hra a rote U I'flff List am! >**a M Irillvakieli furakhtd t-a by ,J. IX HOYL & CO. have you a mother? u >vs you a mother lore her well, While she is ap..red oil earth; lVait not till death shall eal! her home, lo know her precious wortii. Watt not till she lie. cold and still. Most beautiful, though dead; To think of what you should have dour, Before the dear life deed. Think how much she should be loved, And prize tier as you ought, i Or else your life when she is gone. With sorrow shall be frought. Oh! watch her, guard her with your love, While with you she is left. For when she leaves your life will seem, Of every joy bereft. Oh' soothe her in her hours of pula, Be gentle and he mild, llow sweet ’twill be for you to think, You've been a faithful child. the paris Exposition. The New York Tribune publishes an eluhora'e map of the grounds of the Fierich Exhibition, and con’aiiis a long and exhaustive aiticle expla natory of them. We give an ex tract • The in tin building covers an atea of 270,000 square yards, which is übott! double the size < f the building use 1 for the exhibition of 1807. Is length is 2, .00 fee*, and its width 840 feet. The east and west fun’s have long machine galleites, measui ing 2,310 feet in h ngth and 120 feet in width. More than on ■ half of this building is taken up by the Ftench thorn-civ, s. About one fourth ol the remaining part is occupied by Great Britain. In amount ot spacp, Belgium rank > ties', w tb Austriaand Hungary following. Russia and Italy are next n order, after whits comes the Unit and States which has spare about equal to that of Norway and 8 eden, ~f Stvi Zet land and of Holland. A narrow s,c tion of this building, extending through its center longitudinally, is set Apart for the fico arts, being di vided into smaller sections for the differont-coutitiies. The center of the building w 9 orginaliy a garden, but the wontol space compelled the 0" in .nisi >ners to abandon it and de vote the giound to jihe Pjvilliun o! die City of I’m is. The True oiero ia a perman : nt struc ture of stone. The slope in front of it is laid out iu garden, and from the eenfei of 'ho building a large cascade flows over several precipices into a basin near tit 3 river bt i<>w Tiie e, ntial rotunda < f tli Tn fiaderu ia of vast -ize, and contains a hall capable u! sea ing b-tweon 8,000 and 10 000 people, Ileie will be hold various conceits prize competition and other u.usicai entertainments. A colon ado extends along tbo two wings of the building, affoidiug a place ior pro menades, aud a commanding view of tiie main building and of the c.ty itself. A reference to iho lower central patt of the map will show the reader the situation of the old Lusera iourg Palace and its garden. Sioca tho destruction of tho Hotel de Viile, this ita been used fat th° municipal offi .- ee. Hate will occur tho intlo n- fetes w hleb the city will give during the Exhibition. Bails wid take place in the throne-rootc, wliile the museum, pictute galo-ry anti other rooms will be opened, and the wills which are not otherwi-e decorated will bo cover pd with pane! pieces and Gtiboiiu tapes tries. VVheu fetes me given in the ! open air, electricity will bo used to illuminaie the vast Tuileries gar 'oo, and fireworks display will take plaee : along tho river, trout the Exhibition to the palace of tho Tuilwrie?.. A the sam“ time boats containing musi cians vr;!l pass up and down tho ti'ei Th; Money ot v.he United [States. The Oomptroller of the Currency, in bis statement of national bank ctr ; eolation, reports that between Juno $48,883,230 add.tior.al national hank \ circulation issued, w hilst Six .< 13,403 [circulation was redeem'd, leaving 1 $321,709,350 as the present ou'staud ing itaiional circulation. The redemp tion agency now bolds 5i2,012,<>3 | greenbacks as the fund for t o re demption of national bank notes. A id $345,000,000 of greenbacks to those items and we have tho p iper circula tion of the country aggregating 5579,- 023 909. Now, if add to this S2tX),OCO,OOO of gold and silver coin in the country.'we have a circulation of nearly $9u9,000,000, that is 3879,- 023,066. . “You seem to walk more erect than usual, my friend- "Ye.- adJel ( Smidkin*, “I have been it straitened circturstar 03." CATHARINE SOUTHEUN. Tlie Opiaion of Northern Etulies Regarding' her Case. Here is what Jennie June has to any about the opinion ot the North ern ladies regarding the case of , Catharine Southern: “The ciso of Mis. Southern, tho Geo gia woman who excited by jealousy, stabbed a | woman to death who bad for years I tried to step between herself and the | man who was her lover and after* ! wards her husband, has excited a | great deai of inteiest among women hero at the North, and many and heated have been tho discussions as to the amount if criminality involved in the deed At a recent ladies lunch patty where the subject was discuss ed, it was a little curious to find how much sympathy was felt for the mur deress, and how la gely she was ex onerated in the minds of nearly evety martied woman present. The argu ment was simply this; that the devo tion of the husband since the act of killing the other woman snows clear ly that he deeply loved his wife, and that it was only his gallantly, his van ity, his amour propre that were enlist ed on the siJe of Iter unscrupu'ous rival, who evidently pursued every advantage regardlessol honor,decence and loyalty to her sex, or considera tion for the feeling of a wife anl pros pective mother. For this kinl of wickedness in woman there is no puiiis nneiit. The law does not ree<>g n'ze it, and the unfortunate wife is utterly at the meicy of a man who is impelled by hi* vanity to parade his influence over other women. For this wretched woman was driven to desperation* there is no duuht, and so sour o i is the cause which impelled her to the fearful act, th it it is sur- j prising tumble sc nts are not more frequently enacted on this aoootl'it.” j A New Party. Tiie new National Party led by such ii. plaeables as “Brick'’ Pmneroy, is a secret orgenizatiun similar to the obi Know-Nothit.g warty. The* iiivo :h ir oaths, pass wards, grips, signs, &c. These have been exposed by several papeis at the '.Vest. An oath bound seciet political organ zatinn iu this country can never become dan gerous while a free press is at ii! er ty to expose its dangerous tendencies and fatal practice*. Such parties aie dead—yes, and as John Randolph said on a memorable occasion, “they shine and stink like a lotion manker al in the moonlight.” Wo have no fears that this tew party mganization call injuriously affect the great Democrat e party of the country. Here and there a few restless, discontented, disipp ant ed politicians, who have aot>d with the D rnocracy, for the patronage tliey hoped to secure by its success, m y join Le new party, but their places will be more than supplied, both as to quantity and quality, from the irettcr class of mou iu the Republican party, who hate 'fraud, and oppose everything like secrecy in tho man agement at politic 1! organization. How not to get Local News. ■ * j He came into out office, and after | paying bis subscription raid : “I guess you can stop sending my j paper. I’ve just subscribed for upaper j 1 uaed more.” “Just so,” wo returned. He pulled i paper form his pocket aud handed it to ns for inspection. — It was a Plrilad' Iphi 1 publication, being neatly prined, ornamented with a hitnilgomly engr .v*-d head, and contuiiiii gabout, forty-eightoolumusol reading matter A ycry fair !o king paper, said we. ! 'But’r.y dear sif, rio y< u find much ! n. ws concerning our county in it. No, bs did not know that he hud ; l ui,d a y. ‘Do you find anything about our j State?” No Ire never did. And yet be needed that street mt.cn more than Ire did hi* county paper. Buch men are a blessing •<> any community. W bat enterprise would j tl uiisb without them? An exchange thinks tha “A tax on profane language Would raise more revenuo than the Moflet drink register and the more a man was taxi and the more he would swear.” “What are you after, my dear?” said a grandmother to a little boy who was sliding along a room a’’d casting furtite glances at a gentleman who w s piying a visit, “I an trying, grandma, to steal papaU hot out of the room without lett'ng tho gen tleman kiiiivt it: he wants him to think bo'e cut.” ixnrsav, Georgia, Thursday, may go, ms. Naval Appointment. Navy Department, ) Washington, May 18,1878. $ Silt: T ,ere being a vacancy in thu Naval Acadomy from the District represented by you in Congress, you are desired to recommend a candi date for appointment. Ho must bo over fourteen aud under eightean yeais of age when examined for ad mission, and tut actual resident of your Congressional District. The rer. oramendatior: must he made ptior to the first of July next, as after that date it, by law, becomes tho duty of the Secretary of tho Navy to till tho I vacancy. Accepted candidates will be required to report for examination at the Naval Academy i:i Jur.o tost. Respectful y, li. W. Thompson, Secretary ot the Navy. lion. William E. Smith, Representa tve of the Second Congressional District of Georgia, House of Efi'ufskntativfs, ) Washington, 1). C May 18 h, 1878 jj Notice : a hereby givon to candi dates tor appointment to the Naval Academy under the above invitation, that I have rrqu s'od the Hon H' G Turner, of Brooks, lien. Maston 0. Neal, of Decatur II n. John A. Davis ol lloug ,'terty ; Hon - W. D. Kiddoo, of Randolph, and Hen. E. C Botver, of Eatly, to convene at Albany on Saturday, June 15th, 1878; then aud there to examine all applicants as aforesaid, aiui from them select the one best qualified for the appoint ment, under titles pi escribed by the Secretary of the Navy. Now, that ttis Board ot Examiners may certain ly meet, I authorize each member thereof to send a deputy in case bo cann,.t for any reason personally at* tend. A sob c ion made bv n majori ty of the Board will bt> required.— Applicants will bo examined on spell ing, reading, writing, grommet, arithmetic and geography. I nave requested Dm. A. W. Al fiie.nd, B. M. Cromwell and P. L. Hilsman a- Medicil Examiners to attend the silling of me Boa and, and to truki surgical examinations of the , ppliea n 18- The Uou. John A Davis will fur nish such information a9 appl.cants may require. Papers in the D.strict will phase copy. \\\ E. Smith. Mother's Advice to Klizti. “E : za,” said a fond mother to her offspring recently, as that offspring was about going off in tow of a young man who worsrips the very sidewalk she walks on, ‘go to the breadbox and eat a fog crust 0/ bread before you go oui.” “Why,” replied the blushing girl, “Idou’i feel the least Jiungiy. We have only just had tea ” “I know it but you will be hungry before you get back; and when Adolphus tr.ki 6 you into a restaurant you’d eat ice crem aud sponge cake, and ham sand withes an t oysters enough .0 scare him out of a year’s grouth. Beware how you sit down on th budding 11 tine of Cupid Of course Adolphus will spend the money you save him 00 billiards and tilings hut that makes no difference When he asks you to go iu aud have some oys ters, don’t. * Say yeti do not approve ot girls wasting the money ot their future husbands on trifles when it might be applidoto farui.iiinga house, j Point out that for the price of on uys- j ter stew you might purchase a couple j of towels, now that toweling t-> so cheap, anil that a Saddle E ick roast is equivalent to one silver fork, plated of course, but nut essi y distinguished from lo'ia silver. This always takes with tho young man: it sots them to thinking of housekeeping and m .tri- 1 monj;it makes them believe you are tli? incarnation of economy an 1 would . maku an excellent wife; and so they J J often say things winch gives you a hold over them and uro effoctivo be fore any juiy.” Elizr treasurel up the sugucious oouesols and acted up on thorn wit'u such earnostuess an effect that when she cstno homo sho wus an engaged woman. Tho Due de Morey's definition of a polite mini is tho hardest to reailzs of ’any ever given. “A politu man. said he, “is one who listens with in terestto things he knows nil about wlisn they are told Dv a person who knows nothing about them.” FioiiJilrnsno uslyum for the il sauo. Josh Billings on Flio.s. I hate a Hi. A fli has got no man ners. lie ain’t no gentleman. He’s an intruder, don’t send in no katd, nor ax an intetduckshun, nor knock at the front door, and nuver lliinx ov taking eff his hat. Fust you kno he is in bod with you and up your noze —tho what he wants them is a mi.-try, and ho invites him self to breakfast and sets down in but'er ’thout brushing his p.nts. He helps himself to sugar and meat ! amt ma*'iasses, and bread and pre serves, aud vineey— anything, nod j don’t wait for an invitasliuo. He’s, got a good appetite, and just as aeon cat one thing as unuther. He’ll kiss your ",ife 20 times aday, and buz you, and ridikule you if you j say a word and he’d rather you’d slap ut him than not; lie’s a dodger ol the dodgiuis kiue. Every time you slap yourself, and he sizz-ws and pints the Lind leg of scorn at you, till lie ag gravates you to dostraoshuii. Hegloti os iti lighting every pop on the exact spot whar you druv him from. “Taint no use to challenge him for takin liberties ; ite keeps tip lio-tile loirsspondence with you whether you like it or not, and shoot- himself r.t;er you like a bullit and he nuver misses, ntiver. He was born fu'l grown; ho doa’t get old tidier things gits ohl but tie nuver gits old—„nd ho is impendent and msiciiievons to the day of his doth. I lias tliort much about fl zes, and I notis how often they stop in their devdtry to comb their heads and scratch their noze with iliur tourlegs and gouge their armpits under their w ings and the tops ot thar w ing, with thar legs. And my kandid opinion ar that ffiz is lowsy. Altlio a fit don’t send in his hard ho always leaves one, and l don’t like it. "i’isnt pretty, if i s tound ; ho kan’t make across mark, only a dot, and he is dotting wlier thar ain’t no is. Thar’s no end to his periods, (' ut he never cmne* to’t full stop.) frich handwriting is disagreeabil. lie’.-: an artist, but his Iroseo an his papttin L don’t idtu'io That’s too much sameness iu his patters ; his specs ate xih only specs that don’i help tho eyes. You kant tee thruo urn, and you don’t want to lie d.oupzin cold wea'hor, and you cun srnt-sh him on a window pain, and you’ve jest put vour finger in i'. Ho Comes again next year, and a heap more with hint. ’Taint no use. lie’s a mean, malignant, owdushus, ! premeditated eu s, H.s mother never paddled him with a sapper. ills morals v, az neglec ed, anil he lax a good deal of humanity timely. Due fli to a family might do fur u amusement, hut tho good of sn many tl:zo I’ll he (logon of I see, cun you 7 1 hale a fit. Dura a fli. A Distressing Affair. Tho city has been quite a-stunished aud distressed to learn that Miss WlL l.ldaughter of Col. \V. A. and Jlia. Sarah L. Maxwell had token arsenius acid—abo,.t two ouuocs—which so shocked her system as to produce death. Sue took it Monday evening ami died yesterday morning about 8 o’clock. The skililul 1 fforis of D ctors Hinkle and Cooper were unavailing to save her. The Col , who wis ab sent, lia. been called home by wile. 'i’nis is a most melancholy event and should be a warning to girls of fourteen not to experiment with tb lugs the nature of which they do not understand; but in ellcuses to consult and t dte the advice of loving aud thoughtful mothers. Our sympathies ami condolence are extended to the distressed parents and family. Sum hr llqntblicJn. , Watching One’s Self, ‘When I was a boy,’ said an old man ‘we bad a eclioolm inter, who had an odd way of catching tho idle boys. One day lie c died out to u-; ‘Boys 1 mu>t have closer attention to your books. The fits: cue that sees another idle I want him to in j,,rm me, and I will at eud to the casp.” ‘Ah!, thought I to mvretf, ‘there’s a Joe Simmons, that I don’t like. I will watch him, and it I see him look off Ins hook, i 11 tell It whs net lo; g before I ft sw Joe lcok off his book, an 1 immediately i informed *he master.’ •Indeed !’ said he “how d.d you know he was idle?’ I *1 saw him,’ said i. •Y r u diit? And were your cy.'S on i yi,ur book when you saw him! I whs caught, and never w. tched for bile boys again. . If we are sufficiently watchful over our own conduct, we will linve no time to find fault with tho conduct of others. 1 ♦ ■■■ - Ho wat lead oat ol a Liberty Mteef front door yesterday, lo lowed by a wash-board and two bats of Babbitt’* soap,and, ns be str.Jghtetied himself and walked finely down the stie&f.he remarked: “A man must draw the line sottren hero r.r ho can’t tie boss of the hou>o; and I’ll bo hanged it id j pump mote thnn one bund of water for oco wash'll; and there tiint no air man can mike me do it unless slk locks ms in ” —Lr. VO fa 14.-3STO. 15- ! Tho Arfvantiuge of iSeing a Woiuaaf, ‘■Make way for tho ladies!” is tho 1 law of civilized society from the cqtiu , ter to either polo. “Will any genth - man oblige a lady?’ asks tho omni ; bets conductor in Ills blandest tones; and no sooner said than done. For j whom aro tho tit bits reserved at every i feast ? who is served first and has the best seat at breakfast, dinner and sup per ? Woman lively woman! Who payes for them? Man tin widtch. Man loves and luusnway. Woman brings action for k breach of promise and 'go’s damages. Woman loves rides away. Man In trigs his action ant! go's hooted out of court. j Whatsoever things are beautious whatsoever tilings aro rare and costly are ut the disposal of woman to make her it resistible. Even the robin red breast ’ays down bis melodious life; and justly, so since a bird in her hat is worth two in tho hud). Tl o little bow-wows give up their' brass collars that they may shine on lior snowy j neck. Bhe goes forth conquering and to conquer. Man— poor devil—with his chimney pot hat, and his coat made ot the wool of tho sheep, is a mere collection of coolers, and hie garments seem contrived to enhai.o his native ugliness. VVbo toils and euffors nil hardsltps —bears the burden ot the day and the rigor and darkness of tho night? Man, the unhappy raseall Menuwhile woman, bless lit r sweet heart! gives a smile an orner or two, and i- queen of herself—that heritage of joy. These are on'y a few of the rea sons which show what a grand blessod tiling it is to boa woman, anil wti.it uratiU de that human being bai who is so sublimely privileged. Dove to a Mother. A lit tie toy, tiie sou of a poor wid ow, once repeated to his teacher ft ur chapters iu tl-o Testament. A gentle man who was present was so much p'ensed that he ca'lod him to himself and gave him tho choice of a pair ot blankets for hij ui >ther, or a suit of clothes tor himself. Although ho was dressed in rags, and greatly need ed anew sad, he at once chose the blankets. The gentleman then gave him the clothes too as a reward for his kindness to his poor mother. It must be greet satisfaction ut the close of life to he able to look back on ! lie years which are passed aud In fed that you have been ur.eful to others. You may be assured also, that the same source of Comfort and happiness at any period of life. Theie is nothing in this world 30 good as usefulness. It binds your follow creatures to you, and you to tlum; it tends to the improvement of your own cha(act#r, and it gives you Xnitl or im portance in sotio'y.much beyond what any artificial station cun bestow. Fiotn the Berrien County News we seo that Mr. Kegister, a young ui in living ou the Alapaha riv-r, while out fi-hing one day last week, heard something in the bushos which sf tractcd his attsntir n, aud on looking in the direction of the noise, saw a deer coming toward him. He dyew his pistol, which he happened ;o h ive along, and fired three struts at the animal. The two first broke both its fore legs, while the third shot took effect it: the back of the heal, killing it on the spot. The niim!>°r of pensioners rioW on the rolls in seven southern states is 4448 distribute 1 as billows • Alabama 705, Arkansas 90 L, Florid 1 173, Georgia 730, L uisiunaCTG, Mississip pi 484, South Caiolina 301, Texas 417. These uro invalid pensiouers who h ve been rostered to tho roib by viituo of 1111 act of Congress, pa-sed since the late war. The measure now under discussion in Coogress is to grant pensions to veterans of {he M-txi an, Black Hawk, aud other wars before the rebellion, whetlier disabled and needy or able bodied and well conditioned- “Suppose we pass a law,” rai l a se vere lather to his daughters, “that no <gr! eigi.tecn years o-d who cannot ecokshall get nurried until she learns hotv to do it?” “Why, then w M all g-tmiriiej at seventeen,' responded the girls, iv. a sweet chorus. “What station do you cail this?” said n maa at he crawled ov r the tb.brtt of a railroad smash-up. “l>j?a - ViittvP, replied the conductor. The Coining: Fight. I The Democratic party that redeoo • rd the Snath ftom Radical misrule will bo teriibly assaulted tho couiitiij j fall by tho Republicans making do * ■ petateeffarts lounrty ti e Lower House , treans literally tlm entire destvucttcu of the land. In eurryin.g out those plans it is Stated.in a late Washington \ dispatch to the Cincinnati Connnei* j cial, a Republican paper, that “tho Republican Congressional Campaign Commutes intend to make a thorough | canvass of ten of fifteen district of | the Southern States which aro un doubtedly Republican, but have boon for the last few years allowed to go by defau't. Northern men of prorainenco will bo sent into those districts t' speak, and money will bo ttsrd to bring out vot'rs and to employ men to watch the pci is to prevent ballot box stuflhg and the couating out pucess ” NOT so nitY. You will not be sorry for hearing before judging; For thinking bo:ore speak tig; For holding an angty tongue; For stopping the ear to a tale bearer • For disbelieving most of the floating scandal ; For refusing to I ick a fallen mart; For being kin-l to the rlis'tossed ; For biiug paiant towuul avaiy body ; For doing go and to all men ; For wa king Uprightly baforoGod ;' For londing lo '.ho Lot i ; For laving u| tieasutes in hcaveu : For asking pardon for all wrong- ; For speaking evil of no one ; For being c utteous to all. “My dear boy,” said a mother to he? sort, as ho handed round his plate for more turkey, "this is the fiuith limn you have been helped.” “I know mother,” replied tho hoy, “but that turkey pocked at me tinea and I want to get squaro with him.” Ho got tho turkey. A distinguised lawyer leinarkof to die Columbus EnCjulttr a day or t.vu ago, that thirty five maulers li .l boon committed in Alabama tin's year, n and notone crimiuil had beef! hung. This !* a hud showing for our sstuc State. We do tilings better over hero in Georgia. im % ■ m .'■ A young lawyor, who had been ad mittrd jibout a year was asked by 11 fit nl: “Itow do you like your new piofession'f” Too reply Was accompa nied with a brief sigh to suit lha occasion; “My pr<>ft <1 0.1 ii much be> tor than my praefi jj. ” Did you ever sit down before t' a giu e and cross your legs and wjiider bow it comes that a dour little tod dling youngster, too sin ill to lift is dictionary, can u-k questions that would sotnl .1 college professor to ind f sot of the? alas-? A Human Stick—A postman. Bound invent nsnt—Buying a tela* phene. Men who nover do wrong, scidotn do anything. “I sot me si wu in though profou 1 1 this trtitxtm w zi I drew ; it’s easier lot y,u to love a gtl t'lau utuko a gil love you !” A California philosopher has extrac ted from a schoolboy tire following' reply to the query. “How is tho eirth dovlded, my lad?” “By eatfi quake- bit .” A clock is said to hove fine least aalfesteeut'd of any urticio of manti f ictu re, ns it is Const an try 1 u lining it self down, ti ml holding its hand 1 before its face, however gued it works. “D'dn’t you guaran’eo that Hint burse Wouldn’t si y be oie tire discnn u . of e Cannon?” said a civ dry officer to a lioisn dealer. “Yos, I did', and L’n stick to it,” replied the dealer, "din never shios til! alter tho cAui.o:* is fired.” A Wisconsin editor illustrated thu prevailing extravagance f ple no.v-a-days l.y cal injjf i.th'iitm:; m the costly ha> y cnrruge.i ia u.\ whilo whey in* wo was a bsihv, 'ln y hauled lum by the hats of his ootid. “W lial’s tin* meaning of a t'Uok bito'?” uskad a gentleman at a ‘‘''nu ll.iV school ex.iuniiation. This was a puzzler. It wout down tlio cless ti 1 ir came to a simple urchin, who tr-.k i "I'oilmps it is a 'I >a ’ ' No, .-ir,” said a weaty lor.kii .<+ min on a street c-*r, to au imhvi-ln t hv his 3. dm ‘ I w-iuln’t many tnw host woman a iv<*. 1o hcii a ury ■roods cit'i k too long (or that.” The orphan boy has one advantog.* over 'l.o bid who is blessed with a full conijd.mt'it of parents. Ilia mother eau’t m- " him anew pa r of trousers our of bis fathers ... i Coat. “M itntcfi Ii! go to chnrch hi day, Autmugh tlr s is a witter; T.l not pm hack my ih"is "■• tig'.', Ami g wnhrmt my tutor. ’ Swtoging is -aid by the doctors to ' good eXeicisu lor health, hot many A iioor win cli has cjine to his dnath 1 Y ; if. T-\| crie* on in ty he a dnir tender, but she isn’t any dearer than a p/clty school tna util. j ffofi Thomas. A fiend' ck- U sat l rote the cMnitig men lor the . Vicsidcin y.