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Atlanta Constitution.
Wc oVcrve that the coalition leaden have
liot art n nskc<l the colored men to take back
sent*. Thcv are expected to Mattel out in tho
yard with tliclr hats off. and If they don't aajr,
•‘Thankee, inarster.” when they arc allowed to
vote the coalition ticket, they will be written
down In the Republican organ* a* ungrateful
roam I-. Tho position of a colored Republican
is certainly not an enviable one In this year ol
puj Lord, 1X82.
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Tito Eaact-BI^Halr Teruilf
Couritr-Jou rnal..
Among tho curiosities of alleged sesthctletam
la the banga-hla-halr young man. Although he
does not exist at present to an alarming extent,
there Is enough of him to be amusing: and In
terest collector* of bric-a-brac. The bangs-his-
Bair young man moves principally in the circle
Of the Illy and the utter, but he now and then
Seta into a theatre or church and tluplay* his
effeminate appendage. Be baa an Idea, which
la a wonder, tnut his bang: 1* his great attrac
tion. die 1* right. 1
Vaccinated In the Tongue.
Grand Rapid* header.
Abont a week ago a matt* slopped Into the
Office of a well-known physician, seated him
self at the tabic anl engaged lit conversation.
On the table were lying a number of vaccine
point*, which the visitor mistook for tooth
picks. and taking up one he began using It
The physician didn’t notice what the man was
doing for some minutes, and his attention was
only called to the fact by the visitor pnnetur-
Ing his tongue with one or the points, causing
It to bleed slightly. Tlic doctor gave the mat
ter prompt attention, washed the man's month
with alcohol and used preventative* of various
kinds, but, alas, to no porpose. The vaccina
tion “took,” and the man to-day wean his
tongue on the outside of his mouth.
Tlie Younsr Oemoeracy and tbe “Sew
Movement.”
Albany Memo,
It must be very evident to those who havO
been close observers of the tactics of the coall-
tionistsornew party adroc.it** in this State,
that a strong and concerted effort is being
made to split off the young men from the rogu-
lars by holding out the idea that the old politi
cians will control the conventions and monop
olize the honors and offices of the organised
FROM WASHINGTON.
Wise Words,
IThyerots Rporter.
Wc mnst say that wc are In favor of a tariff
that will protect our manufactories. The time
When the South could afford to live wlthont a
protective tariff is gone by. When we were
purely an agricultural people a protective tar
iff was rather Injurious to us than otherwise.
But that U changed uow; we arc rapidly be
coming manufacturers, and before many years
will lie the leading manufacturing section in
the country, and wc cannot in our infancy as
manufacturers compete successfully with those
who have grown rich and.powerful in tlmtjlinc,
atlowcr rate* than they have enjoyed. Howev
er,without a further expression of opinion, we
trust the discussion will proceed, and extend.
And that eventually something may grow out
of tills old and puzzling question that will re
dound to the good of tne whole country.
The Convict System.
Sx-Governor Smith Interviewed.
I am the author of this lease system and I am
proud of it. If it need* additional safeguards
let them I* given it, but the system is the best
that can be devised. Under it there has been
less than one-fourth of one per cent, deaths per
Annum and only twenty-one escape* In nearly
three yean. It is an insult to the colored peo
ple of this State to appeal to their prejudice*
against theconvict system. The negro farmer,
Whose mule is stolen, or whose child is rajicd,
or whose house Is fired, or whose wife i* mur
dered, needs the protection of the law and is as
much interested In having the law enforced as
the white man. To appeal to the negro in be
half of the convicts, is to Insinuate that tho
most of them are apt to go there, and that those
Who don't, sympathize with those who do. As
to the n-'.inlt made upon the judges and juries
who try criminals in this State, 1 suppose they
Can take care of themselves.
A Presidential Konzance
Chicago Inter Ocean.
There 1* a tender spot in all of ns that I* ea
sily reached by romance, and the reasons stated
by a Washington letter-writer to explain why
President Arthur has chosen the oldest and
Shabbiest church in Washington as his place of
worship, will be appreciated. Hays the corres
pondent : “Every Hundny morning lie may lie
S en walking, unattended, like the humblest
tlzcn, across the ever green Lafayette Square:
with its brown General in the middle, which
lies between the White House and the moss-
grown sanctuary, wherein he quietly takes his
place in the old pdw Madison occupied nearly
aeventy pears ago." Many years ago, an hum
ble yonng lawyer, he attended that church
while In AVashlngton upon professional busi
ness, and heard a voice In the choir that, for
hhn, as fur others, had especial attractions.
Ifc ticcame acquainted with its owner
aficnrurd* and married her. Her
name was Ella Herndon, and her father
was an officer of the navy, stationed at the gov
ernment observatory." _
Rlnlue'a Coining Speech.
Charleston Setcs and Courier.
There is a deal of more or less sensational
gossip at the New York cluha about cx-SccreU-
8 r ltlallie's < iarfleld memorial oration to be dc-
yered in the House of Representatives on the
evening of the '27th Instant. Mr. Maine and
bis personal friends arc said to lie giving out
gome point* in advance, and if tlusc intima
tions are not misleading the dVnguishcd
Statesman from Maine would seem to be essay
ing the historical role of Marc Antony. Tne
same ideas, curiously enough, would seem to
be eurrentat Washington, inasmuch as a Past
Correspondent telegraphs from there that “a
warm friend of Mr. Maine said this morning
' "int it was goingto be a very curious perfonn-
nce." adding “There will be a good deal mere
r r tlmpvnccting than of Garfield.”
•That thosftator of the occasion will .«uy
eaiiis**"'-' be prophesied, but his words win
sc eli«fl« r His position is one of extreme del-
lea' vJSiuiL! he effect* of his speech will extend
.'-future os-flu /car ISM.”
Kugland Culcbatv.
Canrixr-Jhurnal.
IfEtshtr'i'l * Mil*, not uncultured or
W,!'*'-uivasi-abz. but decidedly to
XcsMb >" ,*iyla'tew days ago at the
fait-, wiiy.’,! Tjrfson, a college gnulu-
-P °f his class, rising to
, down thecancol
niiUil mother, who therctiiNin
s-11%: “Here goes my cane, (lain
; :t wasn't with a cane; it was
of something.” “O, mother,”
Tighter, "yon have got the thing
'.turning to her brother, the cul-
IV. asked him to clear it up.
*ne. confidently, it “was Samson
s jaw-bone of an aas, and he slew
,~i of Israel with it." The daughter,
interested (as who would
, t" ' Iben turned to her father,
languished Jurist, hut very deaf, and tn-
' g liim all about the conundrum and *n-
appcalcd to him to tell them,if lie could,
as that Samson slew with the Jaw-bone
>. The grave Judge, raising his brows
chuckle of derision, replied: “Who was
rSKaaon - .« g - . jaw-bone of an
LMVy, It vv.i- >w; flv »• roprae. I thought
^u-.ly knew -f o■■« ^’’I'lithe name of
“ -I Atediie' cdtTor-
retumctl v.itirri^lSt^Til.siiosal of any
sized pig«. She ^" v^lucnns business,
since that few me".
she acenmptbheo ita.,,,
,cult* . 11uW.~
yntsl.p, .im. i)tlhr< lur ier-Jottrnai
mioIk- ere wH'^kt In to Secretary Folgcr’s
eurria r.'".rv 4J the Treasury receives
mll> ;., ,,p*e wJ»r> t ill upon him) a seedy -
and ovidnul 'of about forty. He said:
iog .;nrv, I do not want a place, or rather
gei , n up trying to get one. I have been
■ '—ontlis, and have tried every means
r jo get a government position. I
&: all I want is to get home. I am
t ' . >, and have not money enough to
^*/Von the railroad."
V t\-. ,1 tone. Secretary Folger said:
V Krctllf wi at to go home T •
1 V<» 5 *v’ was the reply, “and all I want
ntBMjSb<wt there.''
. sysissiblethat any office-seeker
\ "Sb home, Secretary Folger fur-
fAwWIor. Satisned that the
1^8’S-* "Ole said: "There i; a dollar
’..! 1 I am always happy to
a "good cause; I would always be glad
thcrofilre hunters out of town, If they
nly be Induced to go.”
the man bad left. Secretary Folger said
Mould gladly have paid his full fare to Rich-
n.d, from wheuctf his visitor hailed, had he
been entirely certain that the case was really
' ?rarity that it seemed—an office-hunter anx-
u to retire front the field.
What the LadyAiked the Burglar. *
• Sew Orleans ficayune.
‘ Certain well known lady, living np on the
Avehuc, recently found herself ana nunllr of
little ones compelled to pass the night wlthont
the protection of a man in the house, her hus
band lieitig in tbe North, being a good shot
■he was not alarmed, however, but put her re
volver handy when -he retired at night. About
midnight -he heard a noise as if some one was
trying to get Into the house. She went softly
on to the gallery, revolver in hand, anil sure
enough, there was a man down at tho window
prying open the shutter with a long knife. Af
ter watching him for a moment, undecided
What to do, knowing that if she chose she
Could kill him. she leaned over the railing and
called out: "Spall I shoot you. sir?” The'as
tounding question caused the man to stop
Work. Ho turned and looked up at her, but
made no pretense to run. She then fired at
him, and Be retreated to Ore fence, where he
Insolently regarded her in the moonlight. The
br,.vc lltue woman, not a whit discouraged,
then determined to show him that she could
him If she pleased, to, taking ennd aim.
she put a tiny bullet through the An of hi*
hat. In less time than rail lie told this would-
bcburglar was over the fence and out of sight.
Tbe End el She Creak.
Detroit Free Press
"Am dar a crank nresent in de hall to-
night?" softly asked brother Gardner as the
jneeting opened.
hot a voire answered.
“Have any of you seen a crank aronn town
ch- ! ■. week.’ ' continue*) the president.
Not one had, oral least no one admitted it.
“Two weeks ago de keutrv was full of’em.
You could find 'em on de street kyar, at dcdc-
pot, armin' de hotels an’ ebon in church. All
of a mi. Men vou can’t sheer up a single cr uik.
lie Mzim-ss liar (Hit to lie unhealthy. Dc plea
Ci! In-.mite doi.ti go down wlthde jure- as slick
as It did." The time when one man kin put a
kulfe auoderan' make de Jury believe he
iv i- bo n dat way ami couldn’t help It has
’bout expired. He crank nuts' go. He intis’
qnii si,,,tin', stabblu'. stoalin' and bein' heard
of In de laud. When de crank fust brought
for l de Mcah dat de Deity was liehlnd him
a:, urgei! him on It wassunthin newau’ novel,
bn: <int i.lcah am playol ont wid de rest, •
“M> freiis, let ie cantankerous bill ness
ab le h .m' call stealln' by any odder name.
1( your hands itch fur money dal belon p* to*
some one cl.-e. take it and skip, ami when de
law overhaul* you dioin sot up de plea dat an'
aug. 1 from he-ivon urged you on. Legal fareos
have lull Uieir day in dls.kentry. Insanity,
klepumiaula, sudden emotion, drunkeqnvtu
an' loss o' mem<wy*wiU be poo' excuses before
lueher juries."
AVashisgton*. February 9.—la th6
Senate bills were introduced by Mr. Coke
for the erection of a public building at
Browneville, Texas; by Mr. Grover, pro-
sr — . .—,-=3 Tiding for the organization of tbe District
Democracy, to the exclusion of the younger „ fB , .. ,, , . ...
nnd more progn Jve men of tho party. Now, or Southeastern Alaska and a civil gov-
thls la a tail that will doubtless entice many . ernniont therefor,
aspiring young men from the ranks of the old -
' Mr. Harris moved to lay aside the reg
ular order (the calendar) to take up his
resolution appointing Neal S. Brown. Jr.,
of Tennessee, to perform the duties of
chief clerk ol the Senate while the present
chief clerk performs the dmies of secre
tary. Mr. McMillan demanded the yeas
and nays, and Mr. Harris’ motion was de
feated on a party vote by r tie—yeas 25,
nays 25. President pro iem. Davis voted
aye with the Democrats, aud Mr. Brown
voted nay with the Republicans. Mr.
Mahone also voted with the Republicans.
The- Senate then proceeded to consider
tho bills on the calendar under the new
Anthony rule, which sets apart an inter
val between the close of the usual morn
ing business and 1:30 o’clock each day for
legislative reports from committees, to
which there is no objection. The only
bills considered were several of private
interest.
Tbe unfinished business, being the reso
lution declaring that the psnsion arrears
law ought not to be repealed, was taken
np. Mr. Plumb referred to the arguments
upon which the law was vindicated—its
abstract justice amlthe unfairness cf a re
peal to those who had filed claims. He
thoueht.the position assumed by Senators
Veat and Butler one that did them honor,
as they had been regarded as representing
a large class peculiarly bostilo to our
war pensions.
Mr. Call submitted ati amendment to
the resolution favoring pensions for the
needy and disabled survivors of the Indian
wars prior to 1845, including the Black
Hawk, Creek aud Seminole wars.
Mr. Brown said that as many Union
soldiers had received the benefit of tho
law, and as it would be unjust to deny to
others equally meritorious like considera
tion, It was now too late to question the
wisdom ol the law. The South, for va
rious reasons, needed not to agitate tho
question, but the unanimity of sentiment
on the subject was welcomed by him a3
a most gratifying evidence of the har
mony and fraternity prevailing between
the once hostilo sections.
Mr. Maxey expressed his dissent from
the doctrine that because a few of the
survivors of old wars were not in inde-
E endent circumstances their less fortuuale
retbren should for that reason bo de
prived of government aid.
Mr. Maxey was interrupted by the
arrival of the hour (3 o’clock) fixed for
eulogies upon the lato Representative
Michael P. O’Connor, of South Carolina.
The pension arrears resolution was ac
cordingly laid asido as unfinished busi
ness, and encomiums upou the character
aud services of the deceased member were
pronounced hi' Messrs. Butler, Bayard,
Jones, of Florida, and Hampton. After
the adoption of appropriate resolutions the
Senate, as an additional testimonial
of respect, at 3:40 p. m., adjourned.
HOUSE.
Mr. Cobb, of Indiana, from tho com
mitted on public lands, reported back the
resolution calling on tho Secretary of the
Interior for information as to the names
of all railroads to which the government
has granted lands, the amount of land
granted to each, etc. Adopted.
Tbe House then resumed consideration
of the apportionment bill. Mr. Davidson,
of Florida, attacked tbe Seaton method of
apportionment, contending that under it
New York, with a population nineteen
times as large as that of Florida, was
given tbirty-rour times as mauy Repre
sentatives.
Mr. Dibble, of South Carolina, criti
cised the Seaton method, pointing out
what he conceived to be a great error in
the system employed by the committee in
discovering the ratio of representation.
The committee had failed to take into
consideration that the population of Ne
vada and Delaware fell below the modu
lus fixed upon, a fact which would have a
great ellect upon the fractional represen
tation of the various States.
Mr. McCord, of Iowa, a member of
the committee on the census, supported
its bill, which was originally introduced
by him. He argued that the new method
of apportionment proposed was’morc id ac
cordance with tbe constitution than tbe
old system, and pointed out the unfair
ness of the opponents of the bill in com
paring any States without taking into ac
count the perplexities of the question.
When other States were canvassed,
gentlemen might say that there were
wrongs and irregularities in the bill, but
he declared that in any olherbill these
wrongs and irregularities would be more
outrageous than auy that could be found
in the pending one. Mr. McCord pro
ceeded to point out anomalies which
would arise under the old system, in
stancing the Alaoama paradox, and
thought, that a similar state of facts
would occur in the case a of Geor
gia, which would gain one member
at 30G and lose it at 307, and in the case
of Maine, which would gain one at 330
and lose it at 340. He had made a esm-
putation and discovered that of the thirty-
eight States nineteen had each a popula
tion of less than 1,000,000 and an aggre
gate of 10,300,000, or one-fifth of the
population of the United States. They
were granted under the bill sixty-four
Representatives, or exactly one-fifth of
the total number. It could not be said,
therefore, that the bill militated against
the smaller States.
Mr. Cox, of New York, said that he had
ofiered an amendment fixing the number
of Representatives at 307, based upon the
Seaton method, but upon consideration
he had come to tho conclusion that he
could not fortify his own number, 307, or
auy other number, under that system.
It would do gross injustice at any number,
and be would at a proper time move to
recommit the bill and amendment, with
instructions to report hack a bill baaing
representation upon the old method. The
new method plugged up the little end and
left the big end open. It prevented any
district falling more than eight thousand
below the modulus, and that feature was
what fascinated him, but lie had discovered
that that was its only virtue. After sev
eral other gentlemen had spoken, tho
matter went over.
On ino'lon of Mr. Valentine, of Nebras
ka, the Senate amendment was concurred
In to the House bill appropriating $5,000
for the packing, transporting and arrang
ing of certain agricultural and mineral
specimens exhibited at tbe Atlanta expo
sition and presented to the United States,
to be placed in the National Museum.
Adjourned.
Washington, February 10.—In the
Senate a resolution by Mr. Windom was
adopted calling for a report of the treas
ury cattle commission on the lung plague
or contagious pleuro pneumonia.
Mr. Edmunds gave notioe that the ju
diciary committee would on Tuesday ask
to have the bill regarding polygamy in
Utah considered, and hoped it would be
disposed of on that or tbe following day.
Mr. Morrill said after the pensions ar
rears resolution was acted on h9 would
antagonize all measures with the tariff
commission bill.
The remainder of tho morning hour un
til 1:30 o’clock was consumed in consid
ering, without action, several measures of
a strictly private nature.
At 1:30 the pensions arrears resolution
was again taken up, and Mr. Maxey re
sumed his remarks In support of the
amendment, declaring in favor of an en
largement of the Mexican warpeosion
list. He alluded to the exceptional fea
tures of that war as one in which oar vol
unteers carried our flag upon a foreign
soil, as one whose results in tbe acquisi
tion of territory were of material be unfit
to the couutry, and eulogized ths services
of our little army in their successful cam
paigns.
Mr. Beck said the principle had been
announced that arrears of pensions should
be given to pensioners of all our wars,
irrespective of their circumstances, and
party, anil is, i*rha;>s, the most dangerous ob
stacle to be met by the leaden of the Democra
cy. Young *mcn all over the Statu are being
“sounded" and "felt" in different ways by
those of their friends who have enljsted in the
"new movement,” and many of them, wo fear,
will not be able to resist the temptations that
are placed before them.
The following extract from a letter written by
a prominent Georgia politician now in Wash
ington, to the editor o4 Ahc Sews and Adver
tiser, will here serve as a specimen of the ten
der approaches that arc being made upon the
young men ol the state who are wanted In the
sew party movement:
"The yonne men of Georgia are going to risd
and shake off the chains that have bound them
*0 long under tbe cry of brigadiers, etc. We
live in a progressive age; old Issues must give
way and wc must awake to live ones."
Go slow, young man, when it comes to re
nouncing the Democratic party—the “organ
ized” Democratic party, ft yon please—and
affiliating with a coalition of malcontents and
office-seeker*, let their platform, “as formu
lated,” be what it may. Tlic young Georgian
who has political aspirations would be foolish
indeed to desert the Democratic party as it is
to-day, while the ablest and strongest meu of
the State are in position and united in opposi
tion to any and every movement that tends to
disruption.
Sow it Works.
J. R. R. in the Chronicle and Constitution-
(Hitt
I am told that some of the brewers in this
part of tho world are not pleased with an ex
tract published from one of my letters concern
ing the removal of the tax on whisky. There
can be no denial of the flict, I believe, that
abont ten distillers In this republic, already
enormously rich, are reaping ths chief benefit
of this tax. While they are growing bloutedly
opulent, the mountain people, from I’cniuyl-
vania to Alabama, are raided, murdered, im
poverished and dungeoned Spies aud inform
ers abound and a dangerous and djlhonilizing
system is maintained. Thousamls of simple-
minded and good people are I icing levied tfpon
and turned to demons in onlcr that a few indi
viduals may have every luxury and a superflu
ous hoard of gold. Now, the beer men arc mad
because cheaper whisky means a reduction of
the prodigious profits u)>ot> their swill. These
brewera, like the favored whisky distillers men
tioned, have become very wealthy. In a short
time. They, live in palaces, ride in coaches
of the most regal character and roll in
splendor. Meanwhile, the mountain men,
remote from railroads, who dare do u little ilis-
tillin£ of rye, wheat or com on tlicir own hook,
Just to keep laxly and soul together, are treated
more like dogs of bad repute than meu who
were wholesome enough until the goverment
turned them into what they ore by a monstrous
imposition that should not have survived tlio
evils of the war. If whisky is to be taxed, let
the States deal with it and not the Federal gov
ernment. Some good iwople think that intem
perance wquld Increase if the tax upon- whisky
were removed. That doc* not at all follow.
Wc do not always value most that which is
easiest procured, and from what Tennessee
Congressmen tell me. 1 should say that the
£ radical way of being rid ol drunkenness is the
iw that prohibits the sale of intoxicating bev
erages within throe miles of any court house or
other public building. Rut something should
lie done to relieve our* mountain people, and
after that we enn devise methods for repressing
the appetites of oilier citizens. It will be hard
to extirpate the internal revenue system, which
riMdiQiisjMilitically and morally; hut it will
^^■^■Au^einciidous slinking up in Con-
gr<mA|Brcii proceed to rapid dissolution.
Uernhnrdt in Kolrile.
-Marie Cotombier's Book.
The American public know very well by this
time that Marie Coloinhier, the fat actress who
was traveling with Sarah Reinhardt, aud who
vainly solicited large newspaper attention
through an intermediary, in most of the prin
cipal cities of the United States, satisfied her
jealousy at I’aris by the publication of n vitri
olic diary of Sarah's odyssey. Rut although
the book reached an eighth edition in Paris,
mid though extracts from it published by tlic
I’aris journals have been translated by Ameri
can newspapers, the book itself has only recent
ly appeared in New York and New Orleans.
TWO MOBILE EKSOPES.
Tne train slackens, stops—we ure in the Mo
bile railroad depot. .Sarah sit* down to dinner.
A deputation, headed by the French consul,
advances along the whan with a bouquet and
a complimentary address.
“A deputation:” erics Marnh Bernhardt. “Oh!
let them leave me alone! let me have my din
ner in peace—tell them that I am not in—that
I am sick—that I am dead! Jurrett, my dear
little Jarrctt, tell them anything and everything
that you like; but for God's soke let me not sec
them!”
And she bewails her lot, she rries, she mop*
her eyes with her handkerchief, strikes her
forehead with her clenched fist, and finally
fall* into a nervous spasm.
Decidedly, French deputations and consuls
have no show.
Instead of arriving at Mobile according to the
itinerary or at ;t o'clock In the afternoon, wo
only got to tbe depot about 8 o'clock in the
evening.
Ever since the evening before tlic trains hare
been doing nothing but bringing strangers into
the city to sec the performanvo advertised for
that evening.
The first performance, I need hardlv sav,
had to be given up. Rut wc shall make" it till
up to-morrow with (he “Dame aux Camelias.”
No; It is written that Mobile shall have no
show with Sarah Hemhardt.
We have just left the theatre in the middle
of the performance.
Nervous spasms—performance broken off.
Here Is a history of thut soiree. “
Mobile is a city of 6O.U0O Inhabitants. Un
fortunately dramatic or lyrical troupes seldom
venture so far. and there is consequently only
one theatre procurable—a miserable place, not
to be compared with those of the great cities
wc have already visited. There is, in
deed, another and better hnll, but an Ameri
can tragedian had had it rented in advance, so
as to play Sarah the ill-turn uf preventing her
from using it.
When Abbey's agent tried to sublet the
theatre he was answered that it was already en-
gaged.
“Rut you are not going to play here for eight
day* more.”
“That is true; but I am not going to rout the
theatre."
Hot words followed and the Interview ter
minated with a pugilistic encounter .wliieh the
newspapers went into ecstasies over.
Anyhow the tragedian got the best of the ac
tress; and if the plan-was to prevent Sarah
from pocketing the receipts he was hoping to
obtain hims-ilf, It mnst be ackuowlcged that
he succeeded. This is how it happened.
We hod to content ourselves with the only
theatre unengaged.
The hour for the performance arrived. The
stage 1* as big a* a pocket handkerchief. Rv
extending one's arm one can touch either end
af it at once.
“That—that Isn’t a theatre,” cries Sarah
Bernhardt, “it's a Punch-and-Judy box!”
Everybody knows the beginning of the first
act of the “Dames aux Camelias;’’ where Mar
garet Gauthrier aits down to supper nt home.
As everybody takes hhuilacv at the table. Mar
garet dismisses Varvilie. an admirer who has
the faculty of boring her.
Rnton this particular occasion Sarah ad-
drcsses Varvilie thus:
“I want you to remain here for supper I hare
been putting you out of doors every crcnlng nt
the same hour honr long enough. This eve
ning I propose to keep you here; wc shall have
a good laugh at any rate.”
And in effect, Sarah, seeing our astonished
facts, bursts into a tremendous fit of laughter.
We reecho It, and all sit down merrily at the
tabic.
Sarah continues the joke; slie even goes into
a long Improvisation upon the merits of Var-
vllle. The latter thank* her a* best he can. But
nt last the answer became *11 confused. Fora
while wc struggle to keep up the situation
forced upon us ny Sarah; nevertheless at last
the answers become so comical and the situa
tion conflicts so outrageously with the test, that
we cannot preserve our gravity.
The lauglitcr increases, becomes nefFTti*.
spasmodic. Sarah ends by suddenly leaving
the stage in a paroxysm of hilarity, and rushes
to her dressing room, whence the sound* of her
mirth come to the public car. We try to keep
up the situation, but as the absence of Harah be
comes Indefinitely prolonged, I call for the cur
tain. It Mb upon this strange exit-scene. The
public have not perceived anything extraordi
nary, and perhaps imagine that the first act
really end* in this fantasiio way.
In her dressing room Sarah is still laughing
her exasperating laugh. Now she screams. Now
she weeps, dashes her head against the walls—
then, all of a sudden, she calms down, and put*
on her walking-dress.
Abbey rushes In and asks what Is the nutter.
“Tell him 1 am sick."
‘Glut won't she play the second actT”
“Flay! Ah, play indeed! Play, In such a
hen-coop os this 1 Never as long as I live!"
“AH right!" replies, the Yankee without
flinching, hut suddenly turning white.
Sarah has another nervous si*ism. She Is not
ciying now, but screaming, vociferously.
Somebody comes in to say that the people can
hoar her in the street*. Jarrctt ha* been sent
for. He uses all his powers to calm his star.
"Madame. I beg of you! They are saying In
tkc nudicncc that you have a fit of hysterics.
For mercy’s sake, keep quicL * * Rachel
performed In hams, and you mnst expect to
see worse theatres than this. Besides, there Is
a fine house-liDOO francs receipts."
The name of Rachel and the amount of the
receipts make the great artist,pull a face, but
MMdkWWb obstinate. She will not play.
So the money must be returned to the audi
ence. %
The disappointed crowd pours out, com
menting upon tlic episode after their own fash
ion.
The Inhabitant* of Mobile will not sec Sarah
Bernhardt, who must leave by the train the
same evening..
Culture WU1 Tell.
llo?ton Herald.
More than an hour was wasted in wating for
the arranging of a ring. Sullivan stood on the
extreme western extension of the hotel, chat
ting with his friends. Your correspondent
was near him when lie turned to tho view of
the -cm which lay before him. The water was
u> smooth us a pond. Far out a white sail
gleamed in the morning sun, and a few fisher
men
Sullivan', fact
hard, determi
you thinking
respondent,
nertr seen s
after A moment
igout to their ground. I aw
i hanre. and for a second the
■d mouth softened. "Wlmt are
d Sullivan'.'" asked your cor-
wa* only thinking that I had
bountiful n ><a." he replied.
“Your ring b r.-udy,” called
" ' ' 4ed
l
Joe Gees iu-t then, and the soft limk faded
away, gnu lignin Sullivan, the gladiator, sn> "1
whew onfcgA'eon 1 before was .-u 11;vail, the
aeiillliiei
Tjlpl ice Couutry. He would vote for
properly guarded legislation to pension
the needy sad deserving of our veterans,
but not ihosi of them wlio did not need
this aid.
At 2:10 the resolution was laid aside by
general consent, and Mr. Fryo proceeded
to address tbe Senate upon tbe tariff, the
Morrill commission bill being informally
taken up to permit bis remarks. Me an
nounced himself a protectionist upon
principle.
At 3:35, upon the conclusion ol Mr.
Frye’3 remarks, tlia consideration of tbe
pension arrears resolution was resumed,
and Mr. Call, who was awarded tbe floor
for a speech upoif it, yielded foyt motion
for an executive session. Penning this
action Mr. Lapbam introduced a bill to
establish a mint of the United States lu
New York city. Also a Joint resolution
directing the joint committee cn pri nt i ng to
Contract ^!lh the reporter of Hie trial of
tbo murderer of President Garfield for
tbe publication in book form of an official
report of tbe trial. Tbe Senate then, at
3:35, went into executive session, and at
4:05, adjourned till Monday.
HOUSE.
Mr. Prescott, of New York, moved to
lay aside the consideration of private
business for the purpose of permitting
tbe debate upon tbe apportionment bill
to be continued, but failed to obtain tbe
necessary two-thirds vote. The Speaker,
in regular order, iroceeded to call on
committees for reports of a private nature.
CONTESTED ELECTION CASE DISMISSED.
Tbe sub-committee cf tbe House on
elections having under consideration tbe
contested case of brnith (Republican) vs.
Robertson (Democrat), sitting member
from tbe Sixth Louisiana district, adopted
a lesolution at their meeting this morning
to iliMihss the case without prejudice.
This action was unanimous, and will be
so reported to tbo full committee at their
next meeting.
The first bill on tbe calendar, author
izing the President to appoint D. F.
Kirby to a captaincy in tbe army, gave
rise to a long discussion, the facts being
that Colonel and Brevet Brigadier-Gen
eral Kirby was cashiered from the army
for drunkenness and conduct unbecom-
ing an officer. Tho opponents of the
bill contend that with that record staring
Congress in tbe face, it could not afford
to grant tbe relief asked for. After de
termined opposition, a vote was taken on
laying tbe bill aside lor favorable con
sideration, and it was agreed to by
00 to 55. Tbo committee then
rose, and reported tbe bill to<
tbe House. Mr. Bragg immediately
moved to adjourn, but yielded to Mr. His-
cock, of New York, to report tbe immedi
ate deficiency appropriation bill, and to
Mr. Blackburn, ol Kentucky, to report tbe
military academy appropriation bill,
which were referred to tbe committee of
tbo whole.
Mr. Hiacock gsvc notice that he would
ou Monday call up the deficiency bill for
consideratiou.
Mr. Bragg’s motion was then rejected
aDd tbo bill for toe relief of D. F. Kirby
was ordered engrossed and read a
third time.
Mr. Bragg called for the reading of the
engrossed bill, hoping thereby to delay ac
tion upon it, but the advocates of the
measure had had the bill engrossed be
forehand, and it wa* road. Tbe bill was
then passed—yeas 97; nays 63.
Mr. Cravens, Arkansas, introduce ! a bill
authorizing tbe M’ssissippi Albuquerque
and Inter-Ocean Railway Company
to construct a road through tbe Choctaw
and Chickasaw reservations. Referred.
Tbo Speaker laid before the House a
communication from the Secretary of the
Treasury transmitting a list of tbe officers
aud employes of tbe internal revenue
bureau and Department of Justice who
have been killed or wounded in tbe en
forcement of tbe internal revenue laws.
Referred. Tbe number^ of employes
killed Is 20, tbo number wounded 50.
Tbe names of eight persons are also given
who were assaulted and wounded for sup
plying internal revenue officers with In
formation. The House then, at 5:05, ad
journed until Monday.
DEFICIENCY DILL.
The immediate deficiency appropriation
bill, which was to-day reported to the
House by Mr. Hiscock, from tbo commit
tee on appropriations, appropriates $1,437-
233.29, ol which tbe following are tbe
most important items: Public printing,
$100,000; Indian service (principally for
tbe Sioux), $418,000; transportation of
coin and bullion, $50,000; construction of
vaults in the treasury, $75,000; clerical
force in patent office, $25,000; clerical
force In pension office, $45,000; tbo fish
commission, $77,000; post-office deficits,
$100,000; repairs to executive mansion,
$23,000.
Tbe military academy appropriation
bill, reported to tbe House to-day from tbe
committee on appropriations, recommends
an appropriation of $318,857, being $100,-
717 less than tbo estimates and $3,578 less
than the amount appropriated for tbe
current year.
At the conclusion of tlio morning hour,
Mr. Prescott, of New York, made another
attempt to bring up bis apportionment
bill, but was again unsuccessful, aud tbe
House, at 1:10,'went into commltteo of
tho whole, Mr. Joyce, of Vermont, in the
chair, on tbe private calendar.
REPUBLICAN CAUCUS.
The Republican Senators held a brief
caucus this afternooD, at which it was de
termined to resist any motion that may
be offered to brin" up Mr. Harris’ resolu
tion for the appointment of Neil Brown
as acting chief clerk of the Senate, tbe
caucus being of tbo opinion that It is inad
visable to disturb the present arrangement
in regard to tbe Senate officers. But it
was also decided that in tbe event of Mr.
Harris’ resolution being brought before
tbe Senate for action, tbe Republicans
will support an amendment substituting
for tbe position the name ol Charles W.
Johnson, of Minnesota, who received the
Republican caucus nomination for tbe
chief clerkship last year.
Wssbiutlon Gossip.'
Washington, February U.—The Joint
ccnferonce of the sub committees of the
House committees on commerce, naval
affairs, and post-offices and post-roads to
day adopted tbe following resolution:
Resolved, That it is the sense of this
joint committee that it is advisable to
promote tbe postal and commercial inter
ests of tbe United States by providing
sufficient compensation for tbe carriage
of ocean mails from the United States to
foreign ports by American ships.
This resolution will be reported to tbe
respective full committees. It is believed
tbatsome measure will shortly be re
ported to tbe House favoring liberal
compensation to American lines of fast
mail steamships r for carrying tbe mails
between this country and European ports.
Tbe sub-committce of tbe House com
mittee on agriculture to-day instructed
Representative Anderson to frame a bill
for tbe elevation of tbe department of
agriculture to an executive department.
Tbe House committee on elections to
day agreed to dismiss tbe contest without
prejudice in tbe case of Mabson vs. Oates,
from tbe third district of Alabama.
•f the Supreme Court of
Georgia,', Bcndeml February 7th,
1883
Abridged for the Telegraph and Messenger by
M, C. Peeples« of the Atlanta Bar.
Wiggins vs. Varner, Ordiuary. Manda-
jeus, from 8:h!ey.
CbawfokB, Sin$e {fie Adoption
of tbe code, the ordinaries bl tho various
CTui.tiesof this Slate Lave tbe power to re
fuse to grant a license to retail spirituous
liquors, although tbe usual requirements
of the law are complied with by tbe ap
plicant.
2. This power wn not taken from the
ordinary of Schley county by an act of
1875, prescribing the inode of granting
license to sell liquora In Mid county.
Said act only puts additional require
ments on tbe appiicaut, and was in no
wise intended to limit tbe power of tbe
ordinary in granting or refusing a license.
Th8 act provides that no license shall be
granted uuless “in addition to complying
with all tbe reqnisites of tbe law as it now
stands," the applicant shall present to the
person authorized to graut licenses, the
written consent to such graut signed by
two-thirds of the freeholders, living with
in three miles of the place where it is pro
posed to sell. Judgment affirmed.
Poole & Conley vs. Sim3. Equity, from
Fulton.
Crawford, J.—1. The discretion of
tbe chancellor was net abused in refusing
tbe injunction asked in this case.
2. Tbe ordinaries of this State have tbe
power to establish new militia districts at
any time, after proper proceedings for tbe
purpose, and it is not necessary tbat such
business should be transacted at a regular
term of the Court of Ordinary.
3. This view is not inconsistent with
the requirement tbat all such proceedings
before tbe ordinary are to be commenced
by petition in writing, and tbat the same
are to be enteied on bis minutes.
4. In tbe matter of notice, where indi
viduals are to be cited, Justices of tbe
peace who may be in commission over tbe
territory to be aiiected by change of
lines, or the establishment of new dis
tricts, are not entitled to any specific no
tice before action is takeu. Judgment af
firmed.
Barnwell et al. vs. Wolford et al. Equity,
from Bartow.
Crawford, J—1. Tbe act of Septem
ber 28th, 1881, providiug for proceedings
against insilvsut debtors, was not intend
ed to deprive tbe chancellor ol tbe discre
tion heretofore exercised by him as to
granting cr refusing an injunction and re
ceiver. It is still discretionary, depend
ing upon the facts of each case as hereto
fore, aud to be exercised only where tbe
rights ot tbe parties would be better pre
served by taking possession of tbe assets
and appropriating them to tbe claims of
creditors.
2. Neither was tbe act intended to in
terfere with pre-existing liens, or to bin
der and delav parties in tbe ordinary
rights provided by law for the exercise of
their usual common law remedies.
3. It appearing from the bill filed against
the debtor and certain secured creditors,
and from the finding of the chancellor,
tbat tbe lien debts wero snfficient to ex
haust tbe entire assets of tbe defendant,
and there being no conflict between diff
erent classes of creditors, nor between
creditors of the same class requiring equit
able interference, the court was right in
refusing the application for injunction.
4. Tbe complaiuant should have sbown
tbat tbe asslts of the debtor were more
than sufficient to pay ail special and
judgment liens, otherwise their interfer
ence would have been simply mischievous
aud inequitable. Judgment affirmed.
Francis vs. Dickie & Co. Complaint.
City Court of Atlanta.
Cbawfobd, J.—Suit was brought
against husband and wife as partners.
Fleas of no partnership and tbat she was
a femme covert were filed by the wife, aud
tbe jury found a verdict against tbe wife
alone. Under tbe questions made by the
motion for a new trial, held:
1. Every married woman Is, as to her
property, a femme sole, with power to
purchase, hold and convey property, con
tract and be contracted with, sue and be
sued as a femme sole.
2. The fact that suit was brought against
two as partners, aud the proofs offered
showed tuat the debt was due by one only
will not be sufficient ground for setting
aside tbe verdict against one, since tbe
declaration could bave been amended,
and the defect was cured by verdict, there
being no exception to pleadings or evidence
before verdict.
3. The misjoinder of pit ties as partners
wai amendable, and tbe cause could have
proceeded against one alone. J udgment af
firmed.'
Singleton vs. the Southwestern Railroad
Company. Case, from Talbot.
Crawford, J.—1. When tbe proof
was tbat plaintiff bad entered a pay train,
was directed to get off while tbe train
was in motion, did so, and was hurt, it
was not error for tbe court to charge tbat
the presumption as to care, etc., was
against tbo company, uuder section 3033
of tbe code.
2. A charge tbat a reasonable opportu
nity to leave a train was not given so long
as tbe train was in motion, was error,
since it was an encroachment on tbe
province of the juiy. Besides, the mo
tion of tbe train might he so slow as to be
almost imperceptible, or so rapid as
scarcely to os seen before the object bM
passed beyond tbe vision’s reach.
3. So it was error to charge ; “If rail
road companies would put off a person
from their train, they must stop tbe train,
otherwise they will be responsible,” etc.,
because there was no proof tbat plaintiff
was pnt off, and for tbe same* reasons
given as to tbe charge mentioned in tbe-
second note. The question of negligence
was for tbe jury.
4. A charge that if a person ie ordered
to get off a running train,while be may be
at fault in obeying the order, yat if in
obedience to the order be jumps and is in
jured, tbe company will be liable, is not
error.
5. While a mere direction or even a
command does not amount to force, still,
if one act under tbe fear of it and u in
jured, liability may attach to the directing
or commanding party, as if force bad
been used.
0. Tbe following charge was requested:
“A person ou a proper tram would not
be justified in jumping from a moving
train of cars, simply to avoid paying tbe
amount of fare demanded, even though
tbe amount demanded was exorbitant or
unjust.” Tbe court qualified it by ad
ding: “But if plaintiff refused to pay
such.exorbitant fare, and the conductor
commanded him to get off, and he obey
ed the command, then defendant would
be liable.” Tbe qualification was not
error. Judgment reversed.
Bed-Bags, Roaches.
Rats, mice, ants, flies, vermin, mosqui
toes, insects, etc., cleared out by “Rough
on Rats.” 15c boxes at druegtsts. dly
A Fortunate Recoverjr From/ Small
Fox.
Mr. John L. Kid well, a prominent citi
zen of Washington, D. C., has in uis do
mestic employ as a nurse Miss Mary J.
Biggins, who has recovered from a se
vere attack of small-pox. Elated at her
success, she invested a dollar in tbe De
cember monthly distribution of the Lou
isiana State Lottery, and received as a
reward for her faith $10,000 in gold. M.
A. Dauphin Sc, Co., New Orleans, La,
will give any particulars -of next draw
ing, which will occur ou February 14th.
lw .
Snddfu|€tuuiffls of tbe Weather
Often cause Pulmonary, Bronchial, and
Asthmatic troubles. "Brown's Bronchial
Troches” will allay irritation which in
duces coughing, oftentimes giving im
mediate relief. 1 w
Brain and asm.
Thu Sullivan-Ryan FlRht. '
At exactly two minutes of twelve
o’clock the men toed the scratch and
shook bands.
First round—Both men sparred contin
uously lor tbe opening. Ryan led with
his right and fell short, catching in return
a hot one from Sullivan’s left on the fall.
Tbe exthttige became short and quick,
Sullivan finally knocking him down with a
severe right bander ou tbe cbeek. Time,
thirty seconds.
SoeomJ round—Sullivan at once rushed
to bis man aud let go bis left, a lick caught
Ryan on the jaw. ltyau closed with him,
and they wrestled for a fall, which Ryan
won, falling heavily on his opponent.
Time, twenty-five seconds.
Third round—Tbe men came together
wfth a rush, and Sullivan, after making
three passes, knocked Ryan down with a
terrible right-hander on the cbeek. Time,
four seconds.
Fourth round—The men sparred for per
haps a second or two.' Both feinted end
then Sullivan went for Ryan’s lace, put
ting in stinging blows square on bis nob
before they closed. Slugging then com
menced and continued until Ryan was
forced on tbe ropes, when be went to
grass. Time ot round, twenty seconds.
Fifth round—This was a repetition of
tbe above round, both men closing and
putting in their best licks, tbe attack of
"Weil’s Health Reuewer, greatest rome- both being confined to tbe face. Ryan
dy on earth for impotence, leanness, sex- succeeded m bringing Sullivan to his knees
ual debility, etc. $1, at druggists. Dc- at tbe close of this round,
pot: Lanar, Rankin & J5amar,Macon, I Sixth round—{Sullivan came up smiling
unlfidlj [ but it was evident Ryan was not only
, suffering but was somewhat afraid of his
' antagonist. Sullivan lost no time but
| went in to win. Ryan however, closed and
; downed him.
Seventh round—This round was a
short one. The men closej ( and ain"^r.~
continued for a few second*, wbenTtyan
went to grass, a wreck. Sullivan came
to bis corner smiling. Ryan, however,
had grit enough to come up lor another
round.
Eighth round—The meii, 6h tbe call
of “tim*,” came up promptly. Ryan was
decidedly weak, but made a gallant strug
gle. Sullivau fought him ail over tbe
ring and into tbe umpire’s corner, aud
over the ropes. Getting oil the ropes,
Ryan rallied, but went aown on a knee
and band. A font was looked for, but
though Sullivan bad his band ra’sed to
strike be restrained himself as Ryan rose.
Both men were returning to their corners
tbe seconds of each cried, “Go for him,”
and the men responded, again came to
gether. They dosed and clenched, and
after a s' ort struggle, both men weut
down.
Ninth and last round—Ryan came up
groggy, and Sullivan forced him into bis
corner, dealing one heavy blow, but Ryan
recovered ana drove Sullivan out, and
just beyond the middle of tbe ring. Sul
livan got in a right-hander upder
the ieftearand Ryan went down Sense
less. When time was called Ryan did
not respond, and the fight was declared in
favor of Sullivan amid great cbeeriug.
Ryan and Sullivan were visitFfi after
they bad gone to their quarters. Ryan
was lying in an exhausted condition on
his bed badly disfigured about his face,
bis upper lip being cut through and bis
nose disfigured. lie did not move but lay
panting. Stimulants were given him to
restore him. He is terribly punished
about tbe head. At tbe conclusion of the
fight Sullivan ran to bis quarters at a
lively gait and laughing. He lay dowi
for awhile, a little out of wind, but tin ‘
was not a scratch on him. He ebaf
pleasantly with bis friends. Tbe li
was short, sharp and decisive on SuUflTn’s
part throughout, Ryau showing t^^Pness
after tbe first round.
After tbe fight, Ryan was v:
quarters by a well-knowu p"
tbe intention of giving b^ "
ststance, if any was »
was normal and bis
sisted of a welt ou
— ■
Blee Culture
Summit, Miss , Feb 3, 1SS2.
Editor Montgomery AdvertiserBe
lieving that you, in common with all other
H«w IsjsVm Mia Cm*.
Leesburg, January 31, 488$.
It was ibe night of the first day of Una*
journalist*, feci a dee- interesl in The'weTl 1 c:, R ce Superior Court. I don’t know
neck, where bo bad
ble blow in the seq
aud a cut over tbg
siderabte conty
After an oxag
tbat Ryan
and must
ing the iigjj
tbe prize
in bis
an with
edical as-
His pulse
injuries con-
, eft side of tbe
r in struck a terrl-
round, gashed lips
i, together with cou-
about tbe body,
lion, tbe doctor stated
suffering from hernia
been in great pain dur-
He advised him to forsake
:g. Ryan stated he intend-
Wgilism, as be did not think
ed by nature for tbat kind
He said tbat be considered
born prize fighter, and a very
opponent In tbe ring. In
is defeat, Ryan spoke very
Itting that be bad been fairly
ut at tbe same .time stating
d been sick during the night
"ally disabled early in tbe
he falling cf bis truss. He
said be sufftred great pain and felt in no
condition ft fight, and but lor tbe fact
tbat people would have considered him a
coward, be would not bave appeared iu
the ring under tbe circumstances. JVhn-
nie Roacbo, Ryan’s trainer, and W. E.
Harding, representative of bis backer, said
they considered the fight a fair one, and
bad no complaints to make. Fox, Ryan’s
backer, lost $8,500'. Between one and
two hundred thousand dollars it is sup
posed, changed bands. Tbe result
was in accordance with tbe expecta
tions of many keen observers of the two
men. They relied upon Sullivan’s won
derful bitting powers and remarkable
skill as a two-banded fighter to win him
tbe battle. From-tbe start he acted on
tbe offensive, attacking his opponent with
violence amounting almost to ferocity,
breaking down Ryan’s guards with bis
terrific blows and lollowiug up tbe attack
by clinching and wrestling. But little
science was displayed, tbe rounds beirg
short and sanguinary, ending In a fall or
knock down. This plan of attack, it Is
conceded, could not bave been carried out
for any great length of time, but Sulli
van’s friends relied for success upon quick
work.. .
THE MXKA.VMSS IS PE Bit VA H V.
Tbe Com I he Transit or Vena*—Inter-
eatinE Celestial Events.
Tbe shortest month in the year introduces
tbe most mpjrtant ac'.or iu the ttwry
scenes tbat will diversify itacourse. Venus
at superior conjunction will pass from the
western to tbe eastern side of tu5 sun, *nd
commence tbe brilliant course as evenipg
star that will close with the grand act of
the transit. Mercury is seen between tbe 1st
aDd 10th, in the eveuing twilight, a white
star with a rosy tint, resembling Sirius,
bough smaller and less brilliant, and
tbe only twinkler atuoug the planets.
Mercury aud Venus will be close together,
though in reality Venus has just made
ber appearance on tbe eastern side of tbe
sun, having passed outside of him, and
Mercury is just ready to pass to tbe west
of tbe sun on bis Inner side. Neptune
and Jupiter reach their quadrature, and
Saturn, Jupiter and Man still continue
to be objects ol special interest, as ad
vancing, retrograding or stationary, they
wend their way among tbe shining
throng.
Venus is the morning star until tbe
20tbf when she cornea into superior con
junction with tbe sun, and is then tbe
evening star for tbe rest of tbe month. She
easily wins tbe place of honor among tbe
planets, for when, after conjunction, sbe
passes to tbe eastern side of'the sun, sbe
enters upon a career whicb, at its close,
will culminate in the greatest astronom
ical event of tbo year, and "perhaps
tho greatest event of tbe century.
This event of transcendent importance
is tbe transit of Venus on the 0th of
December, 1882. She then reaches ber
inferior conjunction, passing directly be
tween us and tbe sun, and is projected on
the sun’s disk like a round black spot.
The transit will be visible throughout tbe
Western Hemisphere, so tbat our side of
tbe globe is tbe fortunate oue this time in
regard to lorality ; and the transit in this
locality will continue for six hours. It
seems like announcing an event a great
while before its occurrence, but
astronomers all over tbe globe bave
long sounded tbe busy notes
of preparation. It is said that some of
them bave been twenty-five years getting
ready for this long anticipated transit.
American astronomers will bripg all
their scientific apparatns into tbe field,
tbe best telescopes, transit instruments,
photographic methods, aud everything
else that can be made available on tbe
occasion. European astronomers will
come over tbe sea by tbe hundreds and
cbooso tbe most eligible localities for
utilizing their fine instruments and finer
brains. Intelligent observers who are
not scientifically trained, and who care
nothing for contacts and mathematical
niceties, will bring into use every accessi
ble telescope aud spyglass. Observers
who have keen eyesight will view tbe
great luminary, deprived of its glare by
smoked glass, and perhaps discern with
tbu naked eye a tiny black dot making its
slow way. over bis face.—Providence
Journal. '
The fact that disease lurks in Impure
fee meets with entire support from Pro
fessor Pumpelly, the chief of the geo
logical bureau at Newport, R. I. He
thinks there is no doubt “tbat ice can
couvey any disease tbat the water from
which it is frozen can convey, In so far as
such disease arises from the germs of low
vegetable organisms.” He farther as
serts that “no ice collected on the Hud
son below Troy can be really pure.” Dr.
Bell, of tbe Sanitarian, is sure tbat
germs of disease remain in tbe water
after it is frozen, and be cites instances
in proof of bis theory. This being tbe
situation, it la the duty of consumers of
this almost indispensable article to be
sure of the quality they use—Nine Xork
Commercial Advertiser, February 7.
His. Fsriisitas (sys
Don’t take any of the quack nostrums,
as they are regimental to tbe human sys
tem ; but put your trust iu Hop Bitters,
which will cure general dilapidation, cos
tive habits, and sill chronic diseases. They
saved Isaac from a severe extract of tripod
fever. They are tbe tie plus tmum of
medicines.—Boston Globe.
umrg and prosperity of our people, ami , whether tfie gentle zephyrs were (iistilllad
teive a place In your valuable Journal, I ! ^* n 8 ,u S visible lathe hall of the universe,
offer tte following in order to bring to the * don't know and 1 don’t care. That’s a
bring
notice of tbe plsnting coiumnniiy the im
portance of planting rice as a food crop for
home consumption. 1 do nt” believe tbit
there Is any other grain for the amount of
land and labor necessary to produce it tbat
will yield as much food for man and
beast as lice; besides this grain can be
grown profitably upon refuse, wet
lands, that cannot be cultivated In any
thing else. Furthermore, this crop may
be cultivated during wet weather when
nothing else can be dobe in tbe farm
profitably. Two acres of land will pro
duce more than rice enough to do an or
dinary family a year, the yield being
generally from thirty to fifty bushels per
acre, and in some instances more, arcor-
ding to soil and mode of culture. Tbe
straw from the rice crop furnishes an ex
cellent rough forage for cattle and horses,
equal to tbe best bay, which is not tbe
case with any other grain where it is cut
at maturity. Thus tbe value of the straw
from tbe rice crop will compensate for
the labor necessary to cultivate tbe
rice. Tbe gram should be sown
sparsely in drills about tbe first of April.
The drills whore tbe land is good should
l>e about two feet apart; iu thin land great
er distance should be givon. After tbe
rice is ua it should be tninned by chop
ping lllftugh witb a lioe, leaving five or
six s^ks iu a place and tbe branches about
a spare. An occasional hoeing over
p down weeds ami-grass, is ail tbat
cessary where the land Is freslt. A
p of corn may be grown with the rice
ithout materially reducing tbe rice crop,
by planting tbe corn in alternate drills
three or four feet apart.
Why should our people pay eight or ten
cents per pound for rice, and only use it
as a luxury, when it may be grown so
cheaply ? In fact, if we take into account
tbe value or tbe straw as food for stock, it
may be bad at no cost at all.
Machines tbat are cheap and durable
and withtn reach of tbe poorest families
may- be bad for preparing tbe grain for
the table.
Tbe teemiDg millions of China subsist
almost entirely upon rice. Why, then,
should we be deprived of this, perhaps the
cheapest and most salutary article of food
witb which man has been blessed.
S. It. Samfle.
Mysteries of a Lump of Coal.—
For years no one bad supposed that a
lump of soft coal, dug from its mine or
bed m tbe earth, possessed any other
purpose than tbat of fuel. It was next
fouud tbat it would afford a gas which
was combustible. Chemical analysis
proved it to be made of hydrogen. In
process of time mechanical and chemi
cal ingenuity devised a mode of manu
facturing this gas and applying it to tbe
lighting of buildings and cities on a large
scale. In doing this, other products of
distillation were developed, until, step
by step, tbe following ingredients are
extracted from it: An excellent
oil to supply light-houses, ' equal
to tbe best sperm oil, at
lower cost; benzole, a light sort of etbe-
rial fluid which evaporates easily, and
combined with vapor or moist air, is used
for the purpose of portable gas-lamps; so-
called naphtha, a heavy fluid to dissolve
gutta perclia and iudia-rubber; an excel
lent oil fot lubricating purposes; a*phal-
tum, wb.ch is a black, solid substance,
used in making varnishes, covering roofs
and covering over vaults; parafine, a
white, crystalline substauce, resembling
white wax, which can be made into beau
tiful wax candles. It melts at a tempera
ture of 110 degrees, and affords an excel
lent light. Alt these substances are now
made from soft coal.
Toe New Speaker of tbe New
York Assembly.—An Albany letter to
the New York Herald says : Mr. Chas.
E. Patterson, of Troy, was one of the
most respected members of tbe last as
sembly, aud was tbe natural candidate of
tbe party when it obtained a majority
last fall. He has much dignity of person
and bearing, is said to be-a man of ex
tensive cultivation, is a lawyer of excel
lent standing, and showed iu bis first
day’s occupancy of tbe chair unusual
firmness and rapidity ef decision. Ho
was born in 1842, was gradut-
ted at Union College and
pack of foolishness about which I
neither posted nor interested. But this I
do know: Green B. Mayo played reran-
up witb L. T. Bright and wo- two fifty
dollar bills, each possessing recognizable
ear-marks.
The next morning Bright asserted that
he was intoxicated when the betting took
place and demanded a restoration of tbe
bills. Mayo modestly replied tbat he
would knock him (Bright, not Mayo)
‘•hell Western crooked” if be (Bright)
didn’t dry urand dust. Whereupon, he
(Bright j, entertaining a vague suspicion
tbat be (Mayo) was indisposed to comply,
weut straightway to tbe grand jury and
sought aud fouud a bill of indictment
against him (Mayo, not Bright).
From tbe lime >be case mounted the
crimiual docket till tte hour of trial
Mayo’s liquor was scot free. All the
young barristers swarmed after him as
the plebians of tbe hive follow the leader
ship of their queeu bee. He was tbe
magnet tbat attracted every callow fledg
ling ol" the law. His toasts and anecdotes
declared a clear dividend over tbe expenses
of bis drinks, but uever a syllable did he
utter about employing counsel. At leugth
tho case next before Mayo's was ou trial,
aud tbe sheriff was prevailed on to take
him aside and instruct him, or, at least,
pump him, on the subject.
“Mayo, whom have you employed in
your case ?"’ “llavu't employed nobody
andainta gwiue to. Why, Perry, my
case’l jest flop itself out o’fcourt." “You’d
better not risk tbat; tbe solicitor’s a
young man of great eloquence." “Elo
quence, bell! eloquence aim no account.
1 can tend to thu coze. I wus bornd in the
court house aud cradled ou the criminal
dockit—eloquence! I say eloquence."-
Presently his Honor called "State va.
Green B. Mayo. Playing aud betting at
cards.” “Mark my name for tbe de
fendant,” remarked a beard leu disciple
of Blackstoue. “No you needn’t," said
Mayo ; “this is my ease. I'm a gwiue to
play with it.”
Mayo bad some idea of tbe general
drift and management of baainess in
court.
Tbe jaty.was struck and iworn and the
case opened by tbe solicitor, after whicb
Bright took the stand, stated tbe facts
contained iu the bill of indictment In a
clear and forcible manner, testified to his
own intoxication at tbe time, and waa
finally turned over to Mayo for cross-ex
amination. “Aint them tbe two fifty
dollar bills you lost a bettin’ wi’ me vbat
night,” asked Mayo, as be banded Bright
tbe identical, ear-marked bills in question
—standing, accidentally of * course,
exactly between Bright aud tbe jury.
“Yes, sir, they are tbe very bills you
won from me. I’d know them any
where." “I baint no more questions.”
Tbe State closed. Mayo tendered the
bills to tiie -solicitor, who looked at them
carefully, saw they were genuine and
made no objection to their introduction
as evidence.
Just at tbat moment Mayo was obliged
to step to the bucket for a drink of water
(probably on accouut ot tbe tbirst bis
morning drink bad excited) and, by a
strange coincidence, a friend of Mayo’s
bad urgent business with tbe solicitcrand
sat busily whispering to him in less than
six feet of tbe jury. “Here’s them bills,"
said Mayo, speakiug in' a low tone and
showing the jury two fifty dollar bills on
tbo old “Monroe" Railroad.” “He swears
them’s tbe bills.” And be shook them in
tbe face of a juror who he knew bad last
on tbe bank. “He swears be was drunk,
and lie must a bin.” Aud clipping the bills
into bis pocket be sat down.
Tbe speech ot the solicitor was forcible
and impressive. He said tbat Mayo waa
brave, generous aud impulsive, and had,
therefore, gone thus lar unwhipped of
justice. It was time to stop him in bis
wild career. “Under the priest ge ol hi*
fighting and bis betting be threatens to
become a citizen of the court bouse and
be joined in wedlock witb tbe criminal
docket. He left hi* own county, gentle
men ; left the endearing arms of bis loving
wife, and tbe fond embraces of bis doting
oilspring to come here; and for what? To
cheat an honest but iuioxicated gentleman
ont oi one hundred dollars. Think of it,
gentlemen; Joseph aud tbe Savior were
both sold for a less amouDtof money than
was the Democratic "Candidate for Con- [ 5 6in bW9ed in this sfjpsadous swindle:
gres* in the Troy district In 1878. He h»4 and yet, under the stress ” r ’his great mU"
nui, b??n prominently Identified with * - * — "
either wing of tbe Democratic patty in tbe
State, having opposed tbe nomination of
Mr. Tilden at St. Louis, but voting tor
Governor Robinson against Mr. Kelly in
1879. His public record in the lato As
sembly was of the best, and under all the
heated circumstances of the last four
weeks no allegation whatever has been
made against his private character. From
all appearauces the majori’y in the As
sembly has made an admirable choice for
Speaker.
How a Spider Sometimes Hokes *
Balloon
If you anchor a pole in a body of
water, leaving tbe pole above the sur
face, aDd put a spider upou it, he will ex
in /it marvelous intelligence by bis plans
of escape. At first he will spin a web
several inches long, and bang to one end,
while he allows the other to float off m
tho wind, in tbe bope tbat it will strike
some object. Of course this p’au proves
a failure, but the spider is not discour
aged. He waits until tbe wind changes,
aud then sends auotber silken bridge
floating off in another direction.
Another failure is followee by
several other similar attempts, un
til all the points of the compass
bave been tried. But neither the resour
ces nor tbe reasoning powers of the spi
der are exhausted. He climbs to tbe top
of the pole and energetically goes to work
to construct a silken balloon. He bas no
hot air with which to inflate it, but be bas
tbe power of making it buoyant. When
be gets his balloon finished lie does not
go off upon the mere supposition tbat it
will carry him, as men often do, but be
fastens it to a guy-rope, tbe other end of
which he attaches to tbe Island pole
upon which he is a prisoner. He then
gets into bis aerial vehicle while it is
made fast, and tests it to see whether its
dimensions are capable ot the werk of
bearing him away. He often finds that be
bas made it too small, in which case he
bank it down, takes it apart, and con-.
streets It ou a larger aud better plan. A
spider has been seen to make three differ-
entballoons before he* became satijfied
with his experiment. Then bo will get
in, snap tbe guy-rope, and sail away to
land as gracefully and as supremely in
dependent of his surroundings as could
well be imagined.—Rothcster Democrat.
The IConanalsslouera Eodsrsed.
Waldon, Bibb County, Ga., Febru
ary 9tb, 1882.—Editors Telegraph and
Messenger: After conferring witb many
ot those who signed tbe counter-petition,
asking no interference with the sale of
liquor in Rutland district, I am author
ized to announce to the public through
your columns, tbat tbe action of the coun
ty commissioners in refusing to grant
more license* after those issued expire,
meets their hearty approval. Had their
action extended to Rutiand district alone,
we should have felt tbat grave injustice
had been done. J. C. Johnson.
Rutland District.
Mr. Blaine is a candidate for the Re
publican Presidential nomination in 1884.
His personal and political following is
larger than tbat of any other man in this
country. Tne stalwarts, accidentally in
possession of tbe administration, desire to
remain in control not ouly of the govern
ment but of tbe party, and they know
very well tbat unless Mr. Blaine’s influ
ence can be broken down, they are sure
to be beaten down in 1884, as they were
in 1680. Mr. Blaine himself may not be
tbe candidate, but the candidate will be
named by him or his iriends. This is the
explanation of the war upon tbe ex-Secre-
tary of State.—Providence Press {Rep.)
February 6.
A French duel has, strange to say, re
sulted (sully, but the principals were not edi
tors, but young lieutenants ot marines.
peachmenl be ‘bides tbe encounter of
sailing eyes’ with a reckless aud brazen
imperturbability. Ah! gentlemen, he has
tbe unblushing impudence to draw out
and parade before your astonished vision
the very bills be so igenomiousiy acquired.
Gentlemen, to look down upon a scene
like this, ‘the gazing gods lean forward
from the skies.’ ”
Tbe evidence was at length gone through
witli and the eloquent solicitor banded
tbe papers to the jury. During the de
livery of the speech Mayo was busy writ
ing, ami soon after tbe beginning of the
judge’s charge be laid before bis honor
tho following paper: “Gurge, charge eta
that ef tbe munny 1 1 frum brlte wont
good, then 1 baiut 1 nubbin frum him and
tbe krtse aint no account and charge em
that munny that aim good munny, it aint
no barm to win that sort uv munny, and
tell eui how tbat ef bri’.e was drunk he
didnt uo totber frutn which and coodent
tell tbe difrenc8 twixt good munny and
bad munny and tell em how tbat ef tbe
munny 11 wont worth a settin of roUon
snaik egs i aint gilty—nur 1 aint nuther
and Gurge, old feller, you and meze
cronys, pleass spread it on thick and ile
do as much fur you sum lime.”
Mayo banded tbe paper to tbe judge
with a pleading look which showed that
lie meant earnestness and wanted aid.
‘•Gentlemen,” said bis Honor, “X am re
quested.to charge you—•’ Here be paus
ed, read the paper, drew bis broad-brim
med bat over bis eyes and leaned his
head down to couccal a smile. “Gentle
men, tbe defendant requests me to
charge you," and again the voice ceased
and the head and tbe hat went down.
“Gentlemen, I am requested to charge
you that if the money Mayo won—” Here
a regular judicial guffaw took p ace, tbe
whole crowded bouse, without knowing
why, followed suit and burst into a most
explosive roar. The judge instantly
changed, bis eye lit up with wratb
and fury. “Order, Mr. Sheriff
I will punish yon severely
if another such scene as this occurs dur
ing the whole period of my administra
tion.” “Gentlemen, 1 am requested to
charge you that it tbe money Mayo won
from Bright was not good money—ba,
ha, ba, Mr. Sheriff, keep order if you
possibly can—was not good money"—a
pause and a mighty effort to bold In—
“Gentlemen, if tbe inouey won was not
good money, you will find for tbe defend
ant. Retire and make up your verdict
aud give all doubts to Mavo." Mayo's se
cret was yet safe, and in less than five
minutes tbe Jar" astonished everybody
but tbe defendant by returning a verdict
of not guilty. Reaching his head towards
tbe sherifl and putting in his voice ail the
sneering, contemptuous sarcasm it eouid
bold, tbe acquitted hero whispered a
singie word of ejaculation. That word
was “eloquence 1” X.
Edwia Booth la BheanaeMsaa.
Edwin Booth suffers terribly sometimes
from rbC.imatlsm, and if be were not one
of tbe inbat amiable of mortals, would,
doubtless, indulge in vigorous Anglo-
Saxon expletives. He takes refuge, how
ever, in a well smoked coru-cob pipe when
tbe attack is on him, using uo oilier med
ical treatment tbau a preparation origi
nally tested by bis brother-in-law, J.ft
Magonigie. This affords him almost In
stant relief, aud in place of indulging Uk
profanity when tbe rheumatism nips him,
be calls for Giles’ Liniment Iodide Am
monia, which he buys by tbe gallon.
Giles’ pills cure erysineia*. Sold bv
all druggists. Send for pamphlet. TriSJ
size 25 ernts. Da. Giles,
lw 120 West Broadway, N. Y.
V- f
The “immortal 806” bam further
proTen tbensaalvee "worthy ot brass medals,
in tbat they are tbefiret men So biMOKy or
tradition who have ever given f
medals.
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