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About The Ashburn advance. (Ashburn, Ga.) 18??-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 17, 1899)
City News Items, Gathered About the Town. Entertainments etc. I.ife Is ono long weary task, Which in this world knows no rest; But joy undisturbed to those who ask Shall be given by Him who knows best •• “Some sweet, day.” Hustle, that’s the word. Stand by your home paper. Call up 42 and tell us the news. Labor is health. Get to work. It is best to let well enough alone. If you must kick, kick for a living. J. W. Price is no ordinary Or¬ dinary. The town is what its citizens make it. Don’t, rend for physician if you are love sick. The up-to-date dress skirt is against expansion. Mr. J. W. Walker has hung out an attraction sign. Our desire is to build up aud not to tear down. Rev. Frank Culpepper went to Worth Tuesday afternoon. The flight ,b of genius are just as apt to be downward as upward. John D. Rockefeller’s income is estimated at $25 a minute. The winter of our discontent is made up of all kinds of weather. People never credit man’s vir¬ tues as long as he has a single vice. Some tailors give customers fits while others give them convul¬ sions. Don’t take all your troubles to a policeman; give the reporter a chance. The music seller is always will¬ ing to give notes for value re¬ ceived. The Advance an i the Atlanta Weekly Constitution for $1.50 a a year. Business is business, but the business of others is no business of yours. $ Children are like jellies; as they are moulded so they will turn out. Love may not make the world go round, but it makes a lot of peo¬ ple giddy. Man is the only animal that uses a cook book or employs a physician. Rubber stamps are frequently made by trying to put on a pair of overshoes. What we have doesn’t make us as happy as what we think we are going to have. Mr. B. M. Contort, a well known life insurance agent, was here this week. Tom Judge is playing the “dev¬ il” for the Advance, lie is our foreman as well. The man who is master of him¬ self has a servant that he can al¬ ways depend upon. Barbree, Comer, Davis, Hall¬ man & Co., are said to have kill¬ ed 18 rabbits Monday. Prohibitionists are respectfully reminded that water is always getting into the soup. It is now believed that Adam and Eve lived in a fiat and the serpent was the janitor. The telephone line between Ashburn and Cordele has been down for the past week. The planting of shade trees is a good thing. Our city lathers never did a wiser tiling. The alloted age of man is three sere years and ten. The age of woman—don’t mention it. Miss Esma Oox returned Tues- dav afternoon from Cordele, where she has spent s week pleasantly with relatives. Our farmers complain of the bad roads. Some parents spare ike rod and spoil the slipper. Worth’s efficient Sheriff was in Ashburn this week. Some people go to the dentist’s to take the gild cure. Don’t eat pie with your lingers, eat it with your mouth. A man loses his appetite for a lot of things while waiting for them. Don’t talk too freely when you don’t know what you are talking about. Don’t sit down and wait fora good job to come along and hunt you up. Miss Eula Fiver entertained several friends at the home her father Tuesday evening. Mr. Henry Patterson left for Sparks Tuesday afternoon. He will remain there indifiuately. We pary for grace, hut it large¬ ly depends on physical culture whether our prayer is answered or not. Robins, rabbits, kildees and sparrows fared badly Monday and Tuesday. The “boys” were out for sport. Dr, and Mis. G. W. Cooper have returned from Quitman, re¬ porting the formers father much improved. Advance ’phone No. 42. Don’t forget the fact that we had it put in so that you could give us the local news. It has always been a puzzle to some biblical students why the graed jury didn’t indict Solomon for bigamy. The Advance was mistaken Miss Annie Bohannon, of llawk- insville, (not Eastman) is a visi¬ tor to our city. It is said that 10,000 persons joined the Methodist church un- der the preaching of the laic Rev J. D. Anthony. Some novelties in brass ore be- ing shown at the jewelers. The same old-time styles in masculiu garb are noted at the street corn- era. No man can correctly estimate the true value of a woman or a gold mine; hut, thousands of men have gone broke trying to find out. Earnest Willie will probably occupy the pulpit at the Baptist church on the 4th Sunday, and lecture Monday evening follow ing. A young man was on our streets Tuesday afternoon, who “struteu” in a manner that would have put a Bantam rooster to shame. George: “Do you think that your father will consent to our marriage?” Ethel: “Oh, yes! he has always humored my silliest wishes.” We understand that ex-editor H. D. Smith will embark in the poultry business near Cordele. Trust Smith may do well with bis Hennery. The duchess and princess are- two styles of rings greatly in fa¬ vor. The plain ordinary engage¬ ment style will, however, always beiri vogue. Men under thirty is accused of falling iti love with every worn - an they look at. Well,, after thir¬ ty the case i, reversed arid they fall in love with those who look at him. “Shall we perpetuate poliga- asks an exchange. Our wife declares emphatically that we shall not and that settles it, says Br«. Sweat, of the Waycross Journal. High School Kcivs.' By the Bemostbormans. Owing to tlia severity of the weather there was no school Mon¬ day, but the attendance is getting back to its usual number. l!ob Rodgers, an old Ciceron¬ ian entered school Wednesday. We are glad to welcome him back. The speakers elected bv their fraternity to take part in the next debate are at work preparing their orations, which will be de¬ livered the last Friday afternoon in this month. All arc invited to come out. and see tire Ciceroni- ans beaten or their record broken. Misses Bennie Watkins and Maude Yancey are serving as monitresses this week. This is making some of the boys and girls think twice, indeed, before they speak once to nvnid making gramatacal errors. We are glad to see those pupils living fa rthorest from town atten ding schoool regularly during the severe weather of the past few clays. Success is the reward of those who strive to overcome all o bstacles. Little Clyde Shingler was ab¬ sent from school last Friday on account of illness. The written examination which we expected this week was neces¬ sarily postponed on account of tho inclemancy of the weather. Wo are under lasting obligat ion to that gallant horde of red-nosed chivalrous, and fearless young¬ sters who so courageously charged and outrageously pelted, with snow-balls and brick-bats, a very inferior number (in numerical strength only) of unexpecting aud unmolesting school childreu. May they live to see it snow again. ■ When 1 said 1 would die a bachelor, I did not. think 1 should live till I were married.—Shake¬ speare, Milk buckets were unnecessary the first of this week—baskets would doubtless have answered the purpose. Have you ever noticed that women live longer than men. For example, laki widows. They always live longer than the men they married. ' Had explorer Andrew been in Ashburn the former part, of the week, we believe his desire to climb the North pole would have faded gently away, before the snow had incited. Ashburn can boast, of some as pretty cottage homes as any town in Georgia. For instance tho ones occupied by Dr. Turner, J. B. Bozeman, S. B. Hudson, John L. Evans, Mrs. Cox and many other. The email boy who was recently chased by a but-headed cow on McLendon street, said he was not burning the wind because lie was afraid of being hooked, but be¬ cause—-well he didn’t known He may have thought she was hun¬ gry. A number of young pc°pl' gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Hudson Tuesday even¬ ing and passed several hours very pleasantly at crokinole and other games. Instrumental selections all. by Miss Stuart were enjoyed by Mr. E. K. Hobbs and wife re- turned from Harrison, Ga.,Tliuir- day afternoon, accompanied by Mrs. Hobbs’ sister Miss Mattie Chfivers who will spend some- time here. Mr. Hobbs hie ae, «.pted Ins former I.o.it.on ... w.tl. Mr. bhlngler. Dr. n Geo. r . Loop,,. a and , Wife, ... ot Ashburn, Mr. b. A. who is attending the Theological seminary at Louisville, are with their father, Dr. W. E. Cooper, who has been quite sick, Hi, many friends are glad to know that he is better. There is not a better man living than Dr. Co- p- er and lie has many friends among ait classes of people.—Quitman Free iteoss. A Tnua/s Eioquo.if Lecture. •Selected, Atranip oiuvasked lor a free drink in a saloon. The request was granted and when in the net of drinking the proffered bever¬ age, one of the young men pres¬ ent exclaimed : “•Stop; make us a speech. It is poor liquor that donT unloosen a a man’s tongue.” The tramp hastily swallowed down the drink, and as the rich liquor coursed through his Mood he straightened himself and stood before them with a grace and dig¬ nity that all Ids rags ami dirt could not obscure. “Gentlemen,'’ he said, “I look to night at you, and at myself and*it seems to me l look upon the picture of ny lost manhood. This bloated face was once as young and and as handsome ns yours. This shambling figure once walked as proudly as yours, a man in the world of men. I too once had a home and friends and position; 1 had a wife as beauti¬ ful as an artist’s dream and 1 dropped the priceless pearl of honor ami respect in the wine cup and,Cleopatrak like, saw it. dess- olve and quaffed it down in the brimming draught. 1 had children as sweet and loving as the llowi rs of spring and saw t hem lade and die tinder the drunken father. I had a homo where love lit tho flamy;:, upon the altar ami minis¬ tered before it, and I put out the lire and darkness and desolation reigned in ifi.,stead. “1 had aspiration that soared as high as the morning star and broke aud bruised their beautiful wings, and at last, stangled them that I might be tort tied wit h t heir cries no more. To-day 1 a.n a husband without a wife, a father without a child, a tramp without a home to call his own, a man in whom every good impulse is dead —and all swallowed up in the ma¬ elstrom of driftk.” Tli® tramp ceased speaking. The glass fell frmi the nerveless fingers and shivered into a thou¬ sand fragments on the floor. The swinging doors pushed open and shut again and when the little group about the bar looked up the the tramp was gone. Between two evils some men choose both. When winter dies spring will furnish the flowers. About tho greatest, ^drawback to a man’s happiness is him gif. Tho majority may rule if (lie minority isut made up of women. The less a man amounts to, the more he boasts of tho deeds of his ancestors. A man who looks only at, ono side of a thing imagines every man does the same. A vacation makes people bo la¬ zy they don’t care if tbey never have to work again. Wo are told that wealth does not bring happiness and wo know that poverty doesn’t. A man is generally willing to help anotner if he sees a chance to help himself. Miss Maybr-lb Mullins, after a very pleasant visit to her brother here, has returned to her home iti Tf there is anything greener than an emerald it is the young roan who present-.! one to another fellow’s best girl. ■* ' " ,akin - ,ftave ■/>( Ashburn, Williams gives the city council of that ,.h'-e a rap >„ that .....„ r », * tins . . distance, .. and . even ... U il Redd h;iw ■ been more j.-s it Jeuve.-- tlic entire under a slr,.d >w.—Gazel t . The Aslitourn Advance --AND----- Atlanta Ssmic/eekly Journal ----()N E \ EAR FOR ONLY $ < .50- 4 N o v/ is ths Ti rn © to Sub3 c r i be I Isabella Happenings, By our rognihu* Correspondent. Owing to the lu-avy rains, the fanners have made but little pro- gress in their work, through this section. Isabella has a flourishing school of over fifty pupils and is growing every day under the efficient, management, of Miss Mediting. Late Wedne day afternoon while Mrs. W. 11. Pope of Sylves- tor had gone with the milk wo- man to see about, milking the nows, her little daughter Mollie who with the rest of tho little babes were in iho kitchen, went to near the stove and its clothes caught on lire mid beforo holp could reach Iho child it’s clothing was burned off. It lived only a short while, and it was buried here Tursday oveuiug. The news from Manila gives the local sports something to talk about. If Gen. Otis and Admiral Dewey could manage the lighting, as well as some of us it would soon bo ovfer with. (deceived too late for publication hist week.- Em) 'they went duck hunting on the log pond Monday. Mr. Jim Raney wont to Cordele Tuesday afternoon. 8now balling was indulged in extensively Tuesday. Ono little trouble sometimes makes ns forget a dozen things for which we ought to be. tliank- lul. Keep tlie sunny . mile and the bright story for tho cloudy day. They are not needed on sunshiny ones. Mr. J. G. Iiicknuiu mid Epp Lay wore welcome guests of Ash- burn relatives this week. Mr. Hickman returned to Elba, Ala., Mo fed ay. Notice—’J’hom No. I ' is now in the Advance office, instead of ,!. M. Raney’s warehouse, ashore- tofore. 8. B. Hudson, General Manager. FOR RENT NEW STORE. Ono stove room about 27x75 of new two-story brick store, glass front—well located. Will put in shelves and counters as wanted. G. H. Evans Ward' d :—Active, intelligent, tanvasscr- to introduce our Ency¬ clopedias ami ot !n r slain lard pub¬ lications in Worth and surround ing counties. Salary $50 a month Address, with references, Nation¬ al Encyclopedia Co., 401 Kitten building, Atlanta, <la. No healthy person need f dangerous consequence from an at,tact, of la grippe if properly treated. It, is much the same as a severe cold and requires precisely the same treatment,. Remain quietly at, home and take Cham- borlain’s Gough Remedy as di¬ rected for a severe cold and a prompt aud complete recovery is sure to follow. For sale by W. A. Murray. HOVt 1 I’RBVKNT l StKI HONIA. You arc perhaps aware that pneumonia always results Irom a jj'* few^'year J r ’njo gI j|Te when so many cases resulted in pneumonia, it was observed that tho attact was lr , v ,, r followed by that disease w j )Cll Chamberlain’s Gough Rem- edy was used L counteracts any I: ; „r « .,,1,1 ,,r 1. to result in that dan a crons disease. u . )t , i())j(;( : r(;ii;i . (lyhit!ievoi j . ld f , (| . ))<vi r . : i, aIl1 | 4 t<:3, grippe. Kvcry bo 4 tie i/or sale by W. A. Murray. Frbfessiodal Cards; * W, (jfarduer, riiyt.iclr.il aud Surgeon A.OUBUUS, .•. Georgia. W. T. WttLlAMSr Attorney at Law. it Laud aud Collections. BvcAuown, -j- Georgia. A. <T. DAVIS, Attorney at Lair, Am? otsrv, Osoroi.u Bc.it Estate and Collection^, Prompt at!mil luti fo all business hi our hands. La. t. fi. Trip, As it tut, ' " Tliyaicltin aad Burgeon, AsntiuHv, Georgia. General I’motlno Solicited. Offloe tn iho Cluistlnn Building. 0 . E. WALKErT Physician and Surgeon, SroAitojtE, Ouoroia. n:o. w. (lootT.it, DENTlBTi Afffiracnx, OnonqtA. Office, Boom No. I, Betts BirTlfltuff. DU. W. .(.TURNER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. UMlIiUHN, - - GKOIKIIA. A- s'-L’Ikh,,., Residence No. I; Of¬ fice No. II. FRANK PARK, ATTORNEY AT LAW,: 1*011 Inn, (la. White & Comer, Attorneys at Law, 1 } Ashburn, Georgia. Will practice in all the Court*, State and Federal. Telephone connection with Cor- dele, Vienna and intermediate points, No. 87. BARBER THE Cl i Y IiARBER shop. HA 11! - DUE.St ING —a specialty. SHAVING quick and easy. RAZORS pul m good tlx on short not ice. You will always receive a cordial welcome. R. 1). LAW, Proprietor. Li VERY FEED SALE STABLES. Teams are swift aud always in good condition. Now top buggies and drivers who are not afraid to go. Iloady any hour. Hpocia provisions for traveling in bail weather. y, l’i >RY BROS. & GO. A.KlIBDltN,- GEORGIA, GREYH0UE. S M- Nlf J/ARD Vtcbp- kale:, $l.oo per day. PLEASANT ROOMS. WELL CARED FOR. Garriage, meets all trains, night and day. 454 Fine Street. Macon, Ga. 1 H\igh -A r V C u:to in % Ta i lo i • ing , AT POPULAR PRICES. Hud , to your measure, $15.01). Troii.-.'., to your measure, Ovcr'-'iat-', to your measure, $15.00. dealing with us you aro assur¬ ed of tho vary host results at very lowest prices. Write far -tinples and measuring blanks. < I’STOX < 'l.OTIlIXO G<). JP!) ('oft m Ave. Macon, G:i.