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by THOMAS A. BURKE, PROPRIETOR.
VOL. VII.
rpHR Cassville Standard, is
ra JL published every Friday
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n<l 50 cents for each weekly continuance.
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betters on business m>L*t be p re-paid, and ad
dressed to the Froprlctor.
Business Bimetal*!).
(CRAWFORD & CRAWFORD, Attorney* at
i Law, Cassville, Ga.—As a firm under the
above name John A. & M. J. Crawford will
promptly and faithfully attend to all business
Intrusted to their care in any of the counties of
the Cherokee or Blue Ridge Circuits. M. J. Craw
ford will give particular attention to the collec
t ng of all claims and debts, and will spare no
pains to put clients in speedy possession of their
money. mil 1 ly
EW. CHASTAIN, Attorney at Law, Mor
* ganton, Ga. —Practices in all the coun
ties of the Cherokee circuit. Jan 5
TAMES MIIiNER, Attorney at Law, Cass
ville, Geo. Practises in the counties of the
Cherokee circuit. mh 4.
80. CRAWEORD, Attorney at Law, Cai
• houn, Geo.—Practice in the counties of
♦he Cherokee circuit. apr *24.
I) IT. TATUM. Attorney at Law, Trenton,
V Ga. —Business entrusted to his care in any
of the counties of the Cherokee circuit, will meet
with prompt attention. Nov. *2l.
SWEIL, Attorney at Law, Canton, Geor
• gia. Business entrusted to his care in
anv of the counties of the Blue Ridge circuit, will
meet with faithful attention.
Refers to Hon. David Irwin and Ex-Gov.
McDonald, Marietta; Col. Joseph E. Brown,
Canton; Cupt. W. T. Wofford, Cassville; Col.
Geo. N. Lester, Camming.
Feb 1 *>, 1 855 —ts
p J. FAIN, Attorney at Law, Calhoun, On.
\X M ill practice in all the counties of the
Cherokee circuit. Particular attention will be
paid to the collecting business. mh l*.
WT. WOFFORD, Attorney at Law, Cass
• ville, Ga.—Practices in all the counties
of the Cherokee circuit, and will attend faithful
ly to all business entrusted to his care. Office
cast ol the court house. aug 18—ts
nOOPEK & RICE, Attorney* at Law, Cass
ville, Geo.— Practice in the counties of
Cass, Cobb, Chattooga, Catoosa, Cherokee, Dade
Floyd, Gordon, Gilmer, Murray, Pickens, Walk
er .and Whitfield. John 11. Rice will, as here
tofore, continue to give his personal and almost
exclusive attention to the collecting business,
april 20, 1854.
f \ L. BARBOUR, Attorney at Law, Allan-
V ‘• t>, Georgia.—Wil! practice in tlie iliffc>r- ,
cnt Courts of P~’‘ *u and e wniffU*.
Interrogatories, and draughting legal instru
ments. Claims in the city of Atlanta will be
promptly attended to. Office in the Holland
House, up stairs.—Entrance first door above
Whitney A Hunt. Feb i*>, ’ss—lv
WMvLE & AVIKLK. Dealers in Dry Goods,
Groceries, Ac. Ac. South west corner
of Public Square, Cartersville, Ga.
Jan. 26, 1*54.
rl). CARPENTER, Dealer in fancy, staple
• and domestic dry goods, sugar, coffee, mo
lasses, Ac.; hardware, cutlery, Ac., at Erwin’s
old stand, Cassville, Ga. Jan 1.
TW. HOOPER A CO., Dealers in Staple and
• Fancy Goods, Groceries, Iron, Hats, Caps,
Roots and Shoes, Ac., Ac., at tin; Rrick store,
Cassville, Ga. Feb 2, 1854.
nIKSCHRERG A DAVIDSON, Camr.HJs,
o‘i. —M inufacturers of clothing, and deal
ers in Roots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Gentlemen's
Furnishing Goods, Fancy Goods, and Jewelry,
Wholesale and Retail, at l’atton’s olb stand
Cassville, Ga. June 28 1854.
IOCKETT A SNELLTNGS, Factor* nnd
_j General t ■‘iiitinixxton iferrha nt*, will attend
strictly to Receiving and Forwarding aud
Selling everything sent to our address,
sept y—dm*
WM. M. PEEPLES, Dealer in Dry Goods.
Groceries, Iron, Hardware, Saddlery,,
Roots, Shoes. Drugs, Medicines, Ac., Ac. Cal
houn, Go.
May 5,1854. —1 y
O G. COURTENAY, A CO. X<>. \ It road
i ; Street , CharUstu/t, South t'arolin-a. Books,
Stationery, Fancy A Hides, Magazines, and
Newspapers.
The most extensive stock of Novels, Roman
ces, Ac., in the Southern country.
Near the Post Office. mh 16
S. 0. COCKTEXAT. W. A. COt'KTKXAV.
HYATT McUURNEY a CO., Direct Im
porters and Wholesale Dealers in Foreign
and Domestic Dry Goods, No. 37 Hayne Street,
Charleston, S. C. Jan 12, 1855—48 —iy
WARD A RURCHARD, Augusta Ga.,
woulcFinfonn their friends und the pub
lic generally, that anticipating a change in their ,
Smsiness, the coming season, tliey are disposed
Ho make large concessions from tlieir former low i
scales of prices, in order to reduce their stock to
the lowest possible point. The attention of
wholesale dealers as well as customers, is res
pectfully solicited.
Augusta, Dec 22
PARR A McKENZlE.—Factors andCommis* j
si*i Merchants, and Dealers in Groceries, ‘
Produce aud Morohaadhse generally, Atlanta,
Ga.
Particular attention given to consignments of,
CutfsHi, Grain, Bacoti, and all kinds of Produce, ;
L. J. PARK. B- MCKKXZIE. 1
aug. 11.—ly.
W INSHIPS IRON WORKS.—The subscri
ber is now prepared hi receive and exe
cute orders for any kind of Castings, or Ma
chine work, and all persons favoring him with .
•orders may rely upon having them executed in j
the best manner, and with despatch. Orders j
for Sash-blinds and doors promptly attended to
•at his Car Establishment. Cash paid for old
Copper, Brass and Iron Castings.
JOSEPH WINSIiIP.
Atlanta, Ga., June 30, P's 4.
A T>IiACKSMITHING.—The Subscriber
1) is prepared to do all kinds of work
yyr in his line, such ns Ironing Carriages,
making and repairing Farming imple !
meats, edge-tools, horse-shoeing, Ac. in the best
manner, and on the most reasonable terms.—
Edge tends warranted. A share of patronage is
solicited. L. GIUFFIN.
Cassville, Ga., Feb. 16,1855.8 —ly.
- |
Atlanta, hard-ware store, a. j.
BRADY, Whitehall Street, keeps ulwayi
J"’ hand a full assortment of Iron, Nails, Cut-!
lu L v > Mill Irons, Springs, Axles, Carriage Trim-!
nnngs, Cooking and Parlor Stoves, Mechanic's
mid Farmers’ Tools, Ac., which will be sold as
dow as can be bought in any market.
•Atlanta, Ga., July 14, 1854.
ie mmm simn
__ SdbettLsctycots.
CARRIAGE and Buggy Making Establish
ment at Cartersville Cass county Georgia,
i WE would solicit a continuance of
I the patronage heretofore enjoyed.—
, We are doing good work, and at reasonable pri
|ces. We keep on hand a good selection of
| Stock, and have employed a fine assortment of
(firstrate Mechanics, who know what they are
about. We warrant our work not to fail. Give ,
us a call before purchasing elsewhere. Out
motto is Honesty and Jndvstry.
JONES & GREENWOOD.
Cartersville, Ga., July S, 1854.
VTEW Tailoring establishment, at CartersviMe
jL x Georgia, Shop at S. H. I atillo’s old stand.
vffa The subscriber has lately opened in
#4 the town of Cartersville a New Tai
|fj|f Loaiwo Establishment, where he is pre
pared to do any work in his line in the
best and most fashionable manner. He guar
antees all wotk turned out of his shop to fit in
unexceptionable manner. Particular
bßattention paid to cutting and fitting jobs for
ladies. lie lwtpectfully solicits a fair trial, as
he is confident of success.
SILAS O’SHIELDS.
sept 9—ly
rpo FARMERS AND PLANTERS. A. & J.
1 L. Hill, are now receiving a superior lot
of Negro Shoes, Negro Blankets and Kersevs, !
Osnabnrgs, Shirtings, Trunks, &c., for the fall;
and winter trade, which they are offering Lear I
for Cash, or on short time. Farmers or others
wishing to pu~chase such articles will do well
to give us a call and examine prices, for we will
have them on hand and intend to sell. All that
wc ask is that you will call and examine for
yourselves, east of the court house.
Cassville, Oct 27
p EORGE TOGT’S Piano and
-A-bA \ X Music Store, LTo. 148 Arch
IJ jj y ff J Street, Philadelphia-. Constantly
on hand Pianos, Melodeons, Musi
cal Merchandize of every description, Sheet Mu
sic, Ac. &c.
Voc.t’s Pianos are pronounced superior to
all others in sweetness, power and beauty of
tone and unequalled workmanship. Persons
wishing a Piano of the first class and undoubt
ed excellence, at a very moderate price, will do
well to give them a trial. sept I—l
IyOTICE TO LA xFOWNERS ! ~The under- j
It signed having removed from Albany to
Troupville. Lowndes county, Ga.
Will in addition to the practice of Law examine !
and report the value of land in the counties of
Thomas, Lowndes, Clinch, Ware, Appaling and
Irwin. He will, when requested, examine
Lands personally, and give full information as
to -alue, location and probability of immediate
sal 3. Having no connection whatever with
land speculation he will engage to act as agent,
in the sale or purchase of lauds, in any of the
aforesaid counties for a fee of ten per cent, up
on the amount received or paid out, His char
ges for examining land will be five dollars per
lot, for lands in the 12th district of Lowndes, in
all the other districts, he will charge ten dol
lars. Additional will be charged for an exami
nation of title upon record.
ETHRTAM 11. PLATT,
Attorney at Law,
TronpviHv, Lowndes Cos. Ga.
Nov 17—ly |
PTAX'6^JIt f m- j/WV, <(vT rfv.
•Vfr— v THE undersigned is pre-
P MU ‘d to furnish Vogt’s j
Diana*, at short notice, j
Cl w V mid on as good terms as |
1 they can be had anywhere j
at the South. These in- j
struments are warranted to he equal in point of]
tone, durability and workmanship, to anv man )
ufaetnred in the world. Every Piano warranted j
for live years. Any instrument failing to meet i
the expectations of the purchaser, may be re- j
turned at any time within six months, and an-!
other will be given in its stead. Having a j
brother (a Professor of Music) in Philadelphia, ‘
who selects every Piano sent out, purchasers ;
may rest assured that none hut perfect instru |
ments, in etery r expert, will he sold.
A large lot of Sheet Maxi*-, of the latest and :
most fashionable issues, constantly on hand j
and for sale at Publisher’s prices.
WM. SCHERZER. !
Professor ot Music in Cassville j
Dec. 8, 1854 —ly Female College.
v—--yoniMZY a clayton, Wauk-I
*• Hoi se and Commission’ Mek- |
JU CHAXTS> Anqvxta, Ga. —Continue the ;
business in all its branches, and will give I
their personal attention to the sale of COTTON j
and other produce. Cash advances made when
required. Ragging, Rope, and family supplies j
purchased at the lowest market rates. Com- i
mission for selling Cotton 25 cents per bale,
auglß
OLD SOLDIERS.—By a recent Act of
Congress, till persons who have served in
any War since IT I ."*, are entitled to 160 acres of
Land —and those who have received Warrants
for a less number, are entitled to a sufficient;
number of acres to make that amount. The j
undersigned will attend to the collection of
such claims. WM. T. WOFFORD.
Cassville, mh B—ts
Agency at Washington.—The un
. dersigned prosecutes all manner of claims
against the United States, before Congress, be- i
fore Commissioners, and before all the Public
Departments, and es]>ecially claims for bounty
land under the act of Congress just passed, pen
sions, back-pay, half-pay, adjustment of amounts
of disbursing officers, settlement of post mas
ters and contractors accounts, and every other
business requiring the prompt and efficient ser
vices of an attorney or agent.
A residence of twenty years at the seat of the I
Federal Government, with a thorough and fa
miliar acquaintance with all the routine of the i
public business at the different offices, added to
nis free access to consul’ die ablest legal advi- j
sers, if needed, justifies the subscriber in pledg-1
ing the fullest satisfaction nnd utmost dispatch |
to those who may entrust their business to his .
care.
Being well known to the greater portion of :
the citizens of Washington, as well as to many j
gentlemen who have been members of both j
Houses of Congress in the last fifteen years, it,
is deemed unnecessary to ex fend this notice by j
special references. A full power of attorney j
! should accompany all cases. Communications j
; must be pre-pnid in all cases. Fees regulated |
bv nature and extent of the business, but al-:
ways moderate.
11. C. SPALDING, Attorney.
Washington, D. C. mh 15^—
BOUNTY LANDS.—The undersigned hav
ing long been engaged in the prosecution
, of Kevolutioruir}’ Pension Claims, Invalid Pen
sion Claims, Bounty Land Claims Ac., against
the General Government, now tenders his ser
vices to all such claimants, especially to Bounty
/dial Claimants for the procurements of their
Claims, as there arc many such Claims under
the late law of Congress, which gives an addi
tional Bounty of Land to the soldiers of all the
wars in whicn the United States has engaged
since 1780, who have not received as much ns
! 160 acres. ELISHA KING.
Adairsville Ga. uih 22 —2tn
SELLING off at Cost for Cash, As the under
signed is closing up the business of the firm
iof Leake A Howard, he has determined to
I sell off at cost for cash.
Cotne all that want good bargains and corns
quick or you will miss them.
i Cartersville, Dec I—ts W. W. LEAKE.
READY-MADE CLOTHING, Pantl. Stuff,
C’hambrav, and a fine assortment of Jew*
! dry, at LEVY’S CASH STORE.
> -apr 26—ts
. •
l\ Zaloik) ifetospuper—Jjebofed io ftutioiwl st)o Bfqfe politic?, £ikh|fi|i-e, il)e Jjoiiiesiic Ketos, &c.
CASSVILLE, GA., THURSDAY, JIJNE 7, 1855.
Cjioire
Soiflcj ftotye.
BY FRANCIS BROWN.
Wc said that the days were evil,
We felt that they might be few,
For low was our fortune’s level,
And heavy the winter grew;
I But one who had no possession
Looked up to the azure dome,
And said in his simple fashion,
“Dear friends, we afe going home!”
This world is the same old dull market
That wearied its earliest sage;
The times to the wise are dark yet,
But so hath been many an age.
And rich grow the toiling nations,
And red grow the battle spears,
And dreary with desolations
Roll onward the laden years.
What need of the changeless story
Which time has so often told,
The spectre that follows glory,
Tlie canker that comes with gold,—
That wisdom, and strength, and honor
Must fade like the far sea foam,
And Death is the only winner, —
But, friends, we are going home!
j The homes we had hoped to rest in
Wore open to sin and strife,
j The dreams that our youth was blest in
Were not tor the wear of life;
For care can darken the cottage,
As well as the palace hearth,
And birthrights are sold for pottage,
But never redeemed on earth.
The springs have gone by in sorrow,
The summers were grieved away,
And ever we feared to-morrow,
And ever we blamed to-day.
! In depths which the searchers sounded,
On hills which the high heart dumb,
Have trouble and toil abounded—
But, friends, we are going home!
Onr faith was the bravest builder,
But found not a stone of trust.;
Our love was the fairest gilder,
But lavished its wreath on dust,
And time hath the fabric shaken,
And fortune the clay hath shown,
For much they have changed and taken,
But nothing was our own.
The light that to us made baser
The paths which so mam- choose,
The gifts there was found ho place for,
The riches we could not use;
The heart that when life was wintry
Found summer in strain and tone,
With these to our kin and country—
Dear friends, we are going home!
Clrnirc Riisrtllnntj.
of §oi(llKh) lh|(0.
Number IT.
TALLULAH FALLS.
“ STP*?aWpl*Shing oVrTrWWky-bv.-d-’’ j
We left Toceoa on a cloudy, dark j
Sabbath morning. The Louisatm belle I
ands, both exjiostulated against the j
movement. In the first place we had j
religious scruples, about continuing a
journey on God’s holy, consecrated day.
True, there was no temple of worship
near—no glistening spire, no pealing or
gan, no band of worshippers there in the
•solitude of Nature’s wilds, but we would
fain have gone up, and paid adoration
to the great Creator, in the* presence of!
lone of his noblest works —we would
| have kneeled with subdued hearts, and ;
worshipped that day, in the presence of’
I “ The Beautiful .’’
lint the guide eyed the threatening j
clouds and shook his head—the Doctor j
coughed and rematked in his calm, quiet !
way, that if it rained, the torrents would i
[ come rushing down the gorge upou eve- !
ry side of us, and that the tent would be j
wet and for what he knew washed away; j
his wife looked anxiously at her hus- j
band, and breathed a fear that we had •
already stayed in that damp atmosphere j
too long for the Doctor’s good—*l myself;
| knew that all this was true, aud so the
i belle and I yielded our point. But be
fore we started we went once more up
the grass-grown pathway, and sat down
to take a last, lingering look, at what
had charmed us so much. There were
no rainbows there then, for the sun
would not shim*, and it seemed to me
that the dense elotids came down, as if
to kiss the wild elfin thing, and resting i
upon the edge of the ledge, above, frown- I
cd down upon us in gloomy majesty.
“ I do not believe that I can go a- 1
way,” said my Louisana friend ; “ I could I
stay here forever. Shall we ever see it ■
again ?”
* Never until the roads are better I
fear,” I said. ‘lpoine away.” But be
fore we got half way down the track,
we went back to look at it once more — ‘
j and then again we turned and finally
: we went backwards, until a sharp point
!of rock shut it out of sight—l am al
j most afraid, forever.
In the sultry summer days, I never
think of that wild, beautiful fall, playing
away there in the deep old woods, with
out a pang of regret— a longing to be a
wav, and to dwell there always.
When wo got back the tent was down i
! —the servants had everything packed j
up —the carriages were ready and the
company was preparing to start. Six
teen miles brought us to another Fall—
a place scarcely less remarkable than
; Toceoa, but entirely dissuniliar in char
! actor, The Indians called this place
[“Tallulah —Tiik Terrible.” Somo
! where on the road however that day, we
j passed a tree called the “ Notched Oak.”
! In times of Indian warfare, a powerful
! Sachem made upon its trunk a notch ev
ery time he took a white man's scalp. —
The numerous scars gave melancholy
evidence of his prowess in arms. I do
not remember bow many be killed* —
This tree I believe has recently been
.blown, or cut down .; I aur sorry that it
“PRINCIPLES NOT MEN.”
could not have been left, as a relic of
other days.
These Falls are also in the lovely
count y of Habersham, on the Terrors
river.
Here the stream is large, but viewed
from the banks, which in many places
are more than a thou sand feet above the
water, it looks much sinal ler than it real
ally is. The Falls consist of a succession
of cataracts none‘of them very high, or
in themselves very remarkable. But
the banks are “Terrible.” Anybody
must see them, and clamber up and
down to the water’s edge, 10-know what
they are. I went down twice, and the
last time came near fainting through fa
tigue, I never hazarded the experiment
again. But one could ramble here fora
mouth upon the banks and find some
thing grand, new and striking every
hour. But great cave must be taken—
one mis step and the drama of life would
bo euded. A crushed and shapeless
mass of flesh and bones would be all
that would he left of you, and the eagle
wheeling about over your head would get
even that. Accideuts often occur here.
A gentleman came near falling off of the
banks a day or two befote our arrival.—
He caught by a twig and hnng there
until rescued by his party. A few years
ago, a Presbyterian minister from Ire
land, went into the river for the purpose
of bathing above the Ilorse-shoe fall— j
lie was swept over and perished. The !
lit tie pine tree on which he hung his
-watch and clothes still stands, and is
called “ The Hawthorne pine?’ The
clergy man’s name was Hawthorne. — ,
we gathered some bark from its trunk as
a keepsake. Rattlesnake abound here.
The camper often kills them almost at
his tent door.
While clambering about among these
d.uk frowning masses of rock, 1 found
something one day, which made my
breath come quickly, and my heart flut
ter. It was a hemlock tree —the first
and only one I have seen since planting
my foot oil southern soil. The Louisana
belle clapped her hands at sight of a |
mountain, but I experienced a wilder |
thrill of delight at the sight of that sim
ple evergreen. The Present faded away
—away —away. I did not see the aw
ful chasm at my feet—the frowning rocks
over my head. The carriages and the
tent in the distance—the guide—my
beautiful companion—my invalid friend
; and protector —his anxious wife—the
I snowy cotton fields —all the scenes in
j which I had been mingling through bu
sy and crowded years faded away. In
; tlieir places came up the old south woods
1 before my father’s door. It was winter
—the beautiful greeu hemlocks were
there, each wearing a corona! of snow.
L was a child again, wearing gingham
aprons, and studying Peter Parley’s ge
ography. In the ample fire place Maz
ed the ruddy fire; the fore-stick glowed
I like a yule log. My sire, who has slept
| for long years on the banks of the Deei*
I field, was there bending over me with
i his thin, white hair. I saw inv brother’s
j coasting sled and ruddy school-boy face,
j I caught my mother’s gentle smile. Ob,
■ what memories that hemlock stirred.
“Ifyou do not mind you will fall,
i Miss B.” said the guide. “There may
| be snake* under that ledge too, you had
j better corre away.”
J Alas, the charm was broken, I was
: standing more than fifteen hundred miles
! from the old yellow cottage, and the dark
! south woods. The hemlock, it is true,
| was there, but how the snow wreaths
would have melted away beneath that
burning August sun.
“ What were you thinking about ?”
said the belle with a smile. “ You came
near falling.”
“ I was thinking about what, perhaps,
you would have thought of, hail you
found a stalk of sugar-cane growing
the rock yonder, my koine. ’
*’ What is that curious looking tree ?”
| she asked, eyeing it closely.
“ It is a hemlock,” I said.
“I never saw one before” she replied,
i“lt is ratlutr pretty. Not to be compar
: ed however with a sycamore, or persim- i
I mon, or dogwood, when it is in full bios-:
som.”
She did not see that hemlock with
rnv eyes—that was certain. So I wise
ly kept all of my fine raptures to my-
I self.
Now and then an Indian with his
keen, black eyes, and his leathern moc
casins, here crosses the traveller’s path.
There is the remnant of a tribe not far
from this point, but the few who are
found about here, are generally those
who have been to the “ Indian Nation,”
and returned or those who refused to go
! with their tribes at the time of their re
; moral.
I One red inau familiarly called Injin
! John lives here and raises chickens to
sell to those who come to see tlie Falls.
He had a pretty white gill for a wife and
one or two children, lie married his wife
iu the “ Nation,” or rather she went there
and married bun. It was a romance
story, and the woman who kept the rude
inn on the hill, would have told us all
übout it, but I did not care to listeu to
the tale. If the pretty, blue eyed girl
fancied a dirty Indian, I had no objec
tion to her going to the end of the earth
after him. Yet it was a strange fancy
—there is no denying it. But I am at
the end of my letter.
Yours truly, C. W. B.
■ ’ ftbegd: ol* ILob. i afiO
1 “ The Critter loves me : I know she
loves me !” said Jonathan Dobikius, as
he sat on the corn-field fence, medita
| j ting the course of true love, that was
’ j running—just as Mr. Shakespeare said
lit did—rather roughly. “If Sake Pea
! body has taken a shine to that gawky,
j long shanked, stammerin’, shy critter,
| Gussett, just because lie’s a city feller,
she ain’t the gall I took her for, that's
sartin. No, it’s the old folks, darn their
ugly pieters. Old Mrs. Peabody was al
ters a hifalutin critter full of stuck up uo-
I tions. And the old man’s a regular soft
head, driven by his wife, just as our old
; one-eyed rooster is driven about by cur
< cant ankerous five-toed Dorkin’ ben.—
| But isl don’t spile his fun, my name aint;
I Jonathan. I’m going* down to the citv
1 by the railroad, next week, and when I
j come back, wake snakes! that’s all.”
The above soliloquy may serve to give
| the reader some slight idea of the lav of
i the land in the pleasant village where
; the speaker resided.
; Mr. Jonathan Dobikius was a young
j farmer, well-to-do in the world, and look
! ing out for a wife, and had been paying
J his addresses to Miss Susan Peabody the
| only child of Deacon Elderberry Pea
-1 body of that ilk, with a fair prospect of
! success, when a city acquaintance of Mr.
Peabody’s —one Mr. Cornelius Gussett,
who kept, a dry-goods shop in Hanover
street. Boston, suddenly made his appear
ance in the field, and began the cutting
1 out game. Dazzled with the prospect
of becoming a gentleman’s wife, and
.pestered with the importunity of her as
piring mamma, the village beauty began
to waver when her old lover determined
on a last, and bold stroke to foil bis ri
val. Tie went to the city and returned;
of his business there he said nothing—
not even to a pumping old ma'den aunt
who kept house for him. Tie went not
near PeahMv’s but labored in his corn
field, awaiting the result of his machi
nations.
The next dav Mr. Gussett was seated
with the old folks and their daughter, in j
the best room of Mr. Peabody’s mansion,
chatting pleasantly as possible when the I
door opened, and in rushed a very dirty !
Irish woman. *
“ Is it there ye are, Mr. Cornelius Gus
sett! Come out of that before I fetch
ve, ve spalpeen ! Is that what ye prom
! iscd me before the praste. ye heathen,
jye narer! Running awav from me and
• the chillier—forsakin’ yer lawful wedded 1
| wife, and rur.nin’ after the Yankee gals,
j ye infidel P’
i “ Woman there must l>e some mistake
i her*',” stammered Gussett, taken all a-
I back by this charge.
! “ Divil a bit of mistake, ye snrpint ! j
Olj wirra, wirra. was it, for the likes of
j ye I sacked my little Dennis McCarthy, i
i who loved the very ground l trod on,l
and all bekase ve promised to make a !
ladv of me. ve black, dirty tliafe of the !
world ! Will ve come on to the railroad
station where I left little Patrick, bekase
lie was too sick with the small pox, to
come anv further, or will ye wait till I
’ drag ye ?”
“Go—go along, go and I’ll follow
von,” gasped Gussett. lie thought it
best to temporise.
“ I give von ten minutes,” said the vir
ago; “ If ye aint there, its me cousin,
I Mr. Tlinddy Mulgrudery, will be after ye,
ye thafe!”
And away went the unbidden guest.
| Mr. Gussett. was then engaged in stain- J
mering out a denial of all knowledge of:
! the virago, when the parlor door again j
i opened, a little Mack eyed, hatchet-faced |
i woman, in a flashy silk gown, and a
cap of many ribbons perched on the top
| of her head, invaded the sanctity of the
parlor.
“Is he here ?” she cried in a very de
cided French accent. Then she added
with a scream, “ Ah, mon Dieu ! voila !
Zere lie i-! Traitre, monger! Vat for
you runs awav from me? Dis two tree
years T nevair see you—nevair, and my
heart broke very bad entirely.”
“ Who are you ?” cried Gussett, bis
eyes starting out of his head, and shiver
ing from head to foot.
“He asks me who I am. Oh, you
very respectab’e old geutlehornme, vou
hear whaflfPc asks. Who am I— -perfide !
I am your wife!”
“T never see you ’fore, so help me
Bob,” cried Gussett, energetically.
“ Don’t you swear !” said old Deacon
Peabodv; “if you do. I’ll kick yo into
j fits—won’t have no profane or vulgar j
language in inv bouse.”
“ Oh, bless vou, bless you, respectable
old man ; tell him he must come wiz
me; tell him I have speak to ze consta
ble —tell him—” sobs interrupted her
utterance.
“ It’s a pesky bad business,” said the
Deacon, chafing with unwonted ire.—
“ Gussett, you are a rascal.”
“Take re, deacon Peabody, takei
care,” said the unfortunate shopkeep- 1
er.
“I remark* 1 *! you was a rascal, Gus
set t. You have gone and married two j
wives, nnd that ere’s fiat berglary es I!
know anything about the Revised Sta
toots.”
“Two vise !” shrieked the French wo
man.
“Haifa dozen, for aught I know to
the contrary,” said the deacon. “Now
TWO DOLLARS A-YEAR, IN ADVANCE.
you get out of mv house ; go away to
the station and clear out to Boston ; I
want nothing more to do with you.”
“ But deacon hear me!”
“I don’t want to hear you, you sar
pint,” cried the deacon stopping his ears
with his hands ; “ marryin’ two wives
md cornin’ courtin’ a third. Go along;
dear out.”
Even Mrs. Peabody, who was inclined
to put in a word for the culprit, was
silenced. Susan turned from him in
disdain—he fled to the railway sta
tion, hotly pursued by the clamorous and
indignant French woman.
That afternoon as Miss Susan Peabody
was walking towards Hie village, she was
overtaken bv Mr. Jonathan Dobikius,
dressed in bis best, and driving his
fast-going horse, before his Sunday-go
to-meeting gig. lie reined up and ac
I costed her —
“ Hello, Suke—get in and take a
ride ?”
“ Don’t keer es I do, Jonathan,” re
plied the young lady, accepting the prof-;
sered seat.
“ ] say, you,” said Jonathan, grinning, j
“thatere city fellers turned out poorly.j
aint he ?”
“ It’s dreadful, if it's true,” said Susan.
“ You had a narrow escape didn’t ye,” ;
pursued the old lover. “ lint, lie warn’t j
never of any account nohow. What do j
the old folks think of it ? ’
“They hain’t said a work since he j
cleared out.”
“ Forgot that night, 1 role you home ,
from the singing school ?” asked Jona
than suddenly branching off.
“No, I hain’t, returned the young la
dy blushing and smiling at the same j
time.
“ Remember them apples T gin ye ?”
“Oh, yes.”
“ Well, they was good wasn’t they ?” j
“ First rate, Jonathan.”
“ Got a hull orchard full o’ them
kind of fruit,” said Jonathan suggest jve
,y-.
Susan was silent.
“Glang!” exclaimed Jonathan put-j
ting the braid on the old black horse. — .
“ llave you anv idea where we’re going, ,
Suke?”
“I’m going to the village.”
“ No, you aint —you are going along
with me/’
“ Where to ?”
“Providence, and you don’t come back
till you’re Mrs. Dobikins, no how can
you fix it ?”
“llow you talk Jonathan.”
“ Darn the old folks, said Jonathan,
I putting oil the string again; “es 1 was to i
leave vou with them much longer, they
would be tradin you off to some city
feller, with some half a dojfen wives al
ready.” ;
The next day, as Mr. and Mrs. Dobi- J
kins were returning home, said Jonathan, j
confidentially
“ May as well tell you now, Sukc— j
for I aint any secret from you —tlm*, i
Gussett never saw them women afore j
they stepped into your house and blow- j
ed him up. 1 had, though. Cost me j
ten dollars —thunder ! I touched them i
what to sav, and l expect they done it ,
well. Old Gussett may be a shopkeep
er, but if lie expects to get ahead of Jon
athan Dobikms, be must get up a plage
sight ailier of morion s ! ’
Bwltee If 1(h)O'.
Stopping at a village inn, there came
up a severe thunder storm, and Captain
Hall,surprised that anew country should
have reached such pei feci ion in these j
metercological manufactures, said to a ;
bystander—
“ Whv, vou have verv heave thunder,
here?” * :
“ Well, yes,” replied the man, “ wo
du, considerin’ the number of inhabit
ants.”
Here is another story, which a stage j
driver once told me: A wagon tin* out- j
side of tlie coach called to a man by the j
roadside who was fencing some very j
poor land—
“l say, mister, what are you ten* ing
that pasture for t It would lake forty
acres on’t to starve a middle-sized cow!” |
“ Jesso; and I’m fencing of it to kc*-p
eotir kettle eout.”
Now, in the “ forty acre” part of the
story, we have an instance of what is
called American exaggeration,and which
I take to be the symptom of mo-t prom
ise in Yankee fun. For it. marks tnar
desire for intensity ot expression which
is the phase of imagination. Indeed, |
many of those sayings are purely imag
inative —as where a man said of a pain- •
ter he knew, that “ho painted a shingle
so exactly like marble, that when it fell
into the river it sank.”
A man told mo once that the people I
of a certain country town were so uni
versally dishonest that they had to ;
take in tlieir stone walls at night.” In .
some of these stories, imagination ap ‘
pears yet more s r >nglv, and in that
contradictory union with the understand
ing which lies at the root of the highest ‘
humor. For example, a coachman driv
ing up some mountains in Vermont, was j
asked if they were as steep on the other
side also? “Steep! chain-lightning
couldn’t go down ’em ’thout the brceeh
iu’ on !” I believo that there is more
latent humor among the American peo
ple than in any other, and it will one
day develop itself.
INTO. 18.
I^alitinil.
tutyt, £iiil)i|sMc Wceiijog.—
§pcccl)Cs of lessi'S.
lootybs, IMt)3?.
An immense concourse of our citizens
assembled on Monday evening at the
City Hall to hear an address from the
I lion. A. 11. Stephens. Notwithstand
ing the shortness of the notice, it being
announced only on that day, by placards
at public places, theie being no papers
issued Monday morning, that Mr. Stepli
i ns would address his fellow citizens, the
people turned out, cn masse, to hear their
‘distinguished and patriotic Representa
tive. The Hall was crowed to suffoca
tion, and hundreds were standing out
side, unable to get in, and clamorous for
Mr. Stephens to come out on the steps,
this being suggested to the speaker short
ly after he opened his address, Mr. Steph*
ens said he would acquiesce cheerfully
jin the general wish, and proceeded to
j the northern portal of the Ilall. Here
our citizens, to the number of two thou
sand, were compelled to stand on the
; damp ground, for want of a suitable
platform. Thanks are due, for this ad
: vantage, we suppose, to our Know Noth
; ing Council, who have thus carried out
| tins Know Nothing principle of stifling
I discussion. We have never seen an or
! a*or speak under such disagreeable cir
| ciimstances but we have yet to see a
more partient and attentive audience. —*
i Mr. Stephens commenced his remarks by
! expessing bis regret at being compelled
| to speak in the dark, for it was always his
| pleasure when lie spoke, to look the peo
ple in the eve. lie said lliat he had
travelled over more than half the State,
in order to meet the people of Augusta
10-night.
Since his communication to Mr. Thom
as had been published, it had been said
that the re s nos his retirement from the
canvass in the district, was his fear ot
being beaten. For himself be was a
fraid of nothing —of nothing under or
above the earth, but to do wrong. Os
that he was afraid ; but of being beaten
he would’nt give a fig for a man who
was not willing to be beaten in de
fence of what he bd.evid ‘to le
light. He had come there then, he said
in response to vari*. us calls, to announce
that he was again a candidate for Con
gress from this District.’ Nominated,
said he, not by any two thirds rule, but
hereupon this stand I nominate myself
tor Congress from the Bili Congressional
| District.
j Mr. Stephens was here interrupted by
ja deep and enthusiastic shout of appro’
11 ion from the groat cio.vd he was ad
j dressing. lie continued, that this Know
I Nothing order had been created, it was
isa and, for the purpose of putting down
j dnnag* gues, small men, tricksters. For
! himself Tie was no trickster. Tricksters
never walk in open day. They skulk in
hiding places, and he warned the people
|to beware of leadeis who resorted to
the dark in order to concoct their
1 schemes.
It had been said by some who had
commented upon his letter, but none of
whom had had the boldness to come out,
by those who were shooting at him iu
tlie dark, that David and his adherents
: formed a secret organization, and that
Samuel Adams and others formed a se
cret clique for the purpose of striking a
blow for American liberty. This object,
said lie, was revolution, and the object
of the Know Nothings was revolution.
It is to overthrow the Constitution of the
country ; to create a religious test when
the Const it ition said t! at there should
be no religious test. The Know Noth
ings knew that their object was revolu
tion ; they knew that they had taken
an oath not to support any Catholic, for
office. They might deny it, and explain
away the denial by some casuistical, slip
pery, Know Nothing const ruction, but
there was a monitor within, which told
them they had taken it.
Mr. Stephens continued for sometime
in an eloquent, strain, on tin? sublimity
of truth the foundation of all honor and
integrity among men ; a want of which,
as bad as the Know No liings charged
the Catholics to le. could not be preferr
ed ngaiiint them ; and then introduced a
beautiful passage of sacred history : “ It
was after Judas had betrayed Christ with
a kiss, ami I’eter denied him thrice, that
our Lord asked, what is truth ?’’ lie
called upon all Know Nothings, but es
|>“endlv all Minister* of the Gospel, who
might have j ine*? the order, to n pont
in sack-clotli and ashes, and to go about
and preach from the pulpit on that tejet,
“ wl.at is truth !”
He here eloquently appealed to Know
Nothings to burst assmider these oaths,
which bound theip down as with cords,
and abandon this spirit of prevarication
which they had adopted for the purpose
of violating the Constitution of the coun
try 1 He poured so lh glowing, patrio‘-
ie and forcible’appeal* iu behalf of* the
principles laid down in his late letter a
gainsl Know Nothingism. He depicted
in masterly style, the corrupting and dis
astrous influences to result to society
tron* the deceitful equivocating and frau
dulent. practices of Know Nothingism—
thi; anti-American—anti-Uepublican and
unmanly character of its secret, organi
zation—the danger to liberty, to the
peace of (immunities, and to social or-