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THE HERALD AND ADVERTISER
VOL. XLIII.
NEWNAN, GA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 1908.
NO. 48.
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LADDIE.
Dear little laddie of the bronze-brown hair.
What shall I do with the toys and things
That you left behind when you went away
Down where the daisy sways and swings?
You remember the brand new rod and line.
And the big tin fort, with its soldiers brown—
And the top that was mended and went again?
They’re there—all there, where you threw them
down 1
Laddie—O, laddie of bronze-brown hair!
The winds are keen where the daisies blow’!
And what shall I do with the broken heart,
And the tears that never have ceased to flow?
For I long for you and the daisyland,
And I say : ‘ ’Tis the charm of a magic song.
And a sight more fair than the dreams of man.
That has kept my laddie so long—so long 1”
— [Laura Simmons.
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When Hoke Met Joe.
Atlanta Constitution, 23d inst.
One of the elevator men at the
Fourth National Bank building was
perhaps the most embarassed man in
all of Greater Atlanta yesterday.
It happened this way:
On one of his down trips ex-Gov.
Jos. M. Terrell entered the car as its
sole occupant, and just as he had
“passed the time of day” with the ele
vator man in his usual good-humored
way, he noticed an ashen-hue overcast
the countenance of the boy who handles
the lever which controls the movement
of the car.
The ex-Governor thought the eleva
tor man was about to faint. In an in
stant the car stopped, the door was
thrown open, and there, face to face, in
the elevator, with no one else in sight
but the elevator boy, stood—
Ex-Governor Terrell, and—
Governor Hoke Smith.
At once it was easy to understand
what was the matter with the man
charge of the machine.
He knew of the strained relations
that had existed so long between the
Governor and the ex-Governor, and
when he saw that the two were
brought face to face for the first time
in many months, he wondered what
would happen, and plainly gave evi
dence of his embarrassment.
it was the first time that the Gover
nor and the ex-Governor had stood
abreast of each other since Gov. Ter
rell had surrendered the keeping of the
great seal to its present holder, and
even their personal proximity was
marked by a formality which amounted
almost to frigidity, for the new Gover
nor had made his campaign largely on
the issue that the retiring Governor
had played the devil generally, and
that the people were going to be shown
what would happen when a "real”
Governor took charge. And the eleva
tor man also knew that since the inau
guration a lot of pains had been taken
from various sources to make it appear
that the old Governor was not entitled
to as much credit as many of his
friends thought and claimed for the
Governor whose two administrations
marked the top notch of the State’s
prosperity.
And then, again, the elevator man
knew that the ex-Governor had been a
conspicuous factor in bringing about the
defeat of the new Governor for a sec
ond term.
Indeed, the elevator man saw stand
ing before him, with their shirt-bosoms
almost touching, all of the elements
that entered into the make-up of an
embarrassing situation. >
In a moment he regained his compo
sure, after closing the door on the two
Governors, and calmly watched for de
velopments.
They came with a rush, and it was
all over in a minute.
As the two stood face to face, it was
apparent that each recognized the em
barrassment of the situation, and both
paused.
As the elevator man tells the story,
the rest happened in this way :
“One of ’em,” said he—”1 don’t
know which—suddenly, like a clap of
thunder out of a clear sky, said •
“ ‘Hot, ain’t it?’
“And then,” continued the elevator
man, “t’other one said something like:
“ ‘It sho’ is.’
"And then,” continued the elevator
man. “they stopped and glared at one
another a minute, and just about the
time I got to the second floor, coming
down, one said to the other—I don’t
know which:
“ 'What’s the temperature?’
“And then the other said, just as
quick as a flash—
“ ‘I think it must be 250!’
“By that time we had struck the
bottom floor, and I couldn’t have stood
it any longer. [ flung the door open,
and one—I don’t know which—said :
“ ‘Good morning,’ and the other said
the same thing. And when it was all
over, I went up on the return trip
thinking what a narrow escape I had
made. ”
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That Baby.
Orphan’s Friend. House of Ansel Gunrdian.
There was a baby in the railway car
the other day. It was not an unusual
child, but it had a decidedly bright face
and pretty ways. For the first few
miles she was very quiet, and her blue
eyes looked around in wonderment, for
evidently it was the little one's first
ride on the cars. Then as she became
used to the roar and rumble, the baby
proclivities asserted themselves, and
she began to play with her father’s
mustache. At first the father and
mother were the only ones interested,
but 9non a young lady in an adjacent
seat nudged her escort and directed his
attention to the laughing youngster.
He looked up, remarked that it was a
pretty baby and tried to look uncon
cerned ; but it was noticed that his
eyes wandered back to the spot occu
pied by the happy family, and he com
menced to smile. The baby pulled the
hair of an old lady in front, who turned
around savagely and glared at the fath
er with a look that plainly said. “Nui
sances should be left at home.” But
she caught sight of the laughing eyes
of the baby and when she turned back
she seemed pleased about something.
Several others had become interested in
the child by this time—business men
and young clerks, old ladies and girls—
and when the baby hands grasped the
large silk hat of her father and placed
it on her own hed, it made such a com
ical picture that an old gentleman
across the way, unable to restrain
himself, burst out into a loud guffaw,
and then looked sheepishly out of the
window, as if ashamed to be caught
doing such an unmanly thing. Before
another five minutes he was playing
peek-a-boo across the aisle with the
baby, and everyone was envying him.
The ubiquitous young man, ever on
the move, passed through, and was at
a loss to account for the frowns of ev
erybody. He had failed to notice the
baby. The brakeman looked in from
his post on the platform and smiled.
The paper boy found no customer till
he had spoken to the baby and jingled
his pocket change for her edification.
The conductor caught the fever and
chuckled the little one under the chin,
while the old gentleman across the
aisle forgot to pass up his ticket, so in
terested was he playing peek-a-boo.
The old lady in front relaxed, and div
ing into her satchel unearthed a bril
liant red apple and presented it bash
fully to her babyship, who, i
sponse, put her chubby arms around
the donor’s neck and pressed her rosy
little mouth to the old lady’s cheek. It
brought back a flood of remembrances
to that withered heart, and a handker
chief was seen to brush first this way
and then that, as if to catch a falling
tear.
The train sped on and pulled into the
station where the baby, with her par
ents, was to leave the car. A look of
regret came over every face. The old
gentleman asked if he couldn’t kiss it
just once; the old lady returned the ca
ress she had received and the baby
moved toward the door, shaking a bye
bye over the shoulder of her papa, to
which every one responded, including
the newsboy, who emphasized his fare
well with a wave of his hat. The pas
sengers rushed to the side where the
baby got off and watched till she turn
ed out of sight at the other end of the
station, shaking bye-byes all the time
Then they lapsed into silence. They
missed that baby, and not one of them
would be willing to acknowledge it
The little one’s presence had let a rift
of sunshine into every heart, warm or
cold, in that car.
At the time of the Cherry Creek
flood, which played havoc with the then
struggling village of Denver, upon the
outskirts of the settlement lived in a
cabin an old character known as Beav
er Bill and his wife. The freshet car
ried away everything save Bill him
self, including his spouse. The loss of
her seemed to impress Beaver Bill less
than the loss of the other things ; but
a volunteer party worked valiantly to
find her for him. At last, wet and
weary, they must fain report to him
failure.
“Where did you search?” he de
manded.
“All the way downstream foi^two
miles, Bill,” they asserted.
“Oh, hell,” he drawled, disgusted.
“You want to do your searching up
stream. She’s too contrary ever to
float down.”
Drummer (settling bill in Eagle
House. Hay field) -- "Pardon my curiosi
ty, sir, but what do you stuff your beds
with in this hotel?”
Landlord (proudly)—“Best straw to
be had in this hull country, b’gosh!”
Drummer—“Ah ! That is very inter
esting. 1 know now where the straw
came from that broke the camel’s
hack.”
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Sneering at Joe Brown.
Albany Herald.
It is a matter of regret that some of
the newspapers of the State whose
support was not given to Hon. Joseph
M. Brown’s candidacy for the Demo
cratic nomination for the Governorship
are disposed to pursue him with sneers
because he shrinks from appearing be
fore the public as an orator or public
speaker. The evident purpose of such
sneering is to discredit Mr. Brown’s
ability as a man capable of considering
and comprehending issues of the day
and questions of public interest. Dur
ing the campaign those who opposed
Mr. Brown charged that he was
‘afraid to show himself in public.”
and persisted in saying things about
him which were calculated to create
the impression that he was a mental
weakling- - for no other reason, for
sooth, than his refusal to “take the
stump’’ or appear on any occasion as a
public speaker.
And it is to be regretted that since
he won the Democratic nomination by
a most decisive majority in a most re
markable campaign, these sneering
critics continue to embrace every pass
ing opportunity to make disparaging
reference to his continued disinclina
tion to appear as a public speaker.
Although Mr. Brown shrinks from
the limelight of the rostrum or hust
ings, nobody who knows him can doubt
for a moment that he is a man of more
than prdinary mental endowment and
force of character. His written ad
dresses to the people of Georgia during
the State campaign were not the pro
ducts of a mental weakling. They ap
pealed to the people more strongly
than did the eloquence of spell-binders
who went all over the State making
war on his candidacy, and the force of
his logic and argument submitted to
the people in that memorable campaign
has not been broken until this day.
In view of these facts, still fresh in
the memory of the people of Georgia,
is it not time for the sneering at Joe
Brown on account of his refusal to
make his debut as an orator or public
speaker should cease? Mr. Brown is
to-day the standard-bearer of the Dem
ocratic party of Georgia by the ex
pressed will of the people, and it is
mighty small politics for those who
fought him in the campaign in which
he was the victor to pursue him with
sneers for his personal diffidence.
Some men are gifted with an easy
flow of language, eloquence of speech
and the self-confidence necessary for
appearing to advantage as public
speakers, while others are not. Mr.
Brown has led a life of retirement, and
has never had occasion to cultivate the
art of public speaking, and he has dis
played that good sense which has dis
tinguished his family for two genera
tions in Georgia by declining to be ei
ther decoyed or driven into a position
in which he feels that he would, sim
ply on account of his personal diffi
dence, perhaps appear to disadvantage.
Some of the ablest men and most
forceful characters in history have
been known to shrink on all occasions
from appearing as public speakers, and
proof is not lacking to show that the
mental capacity and force of all men
is not to be measured by their accom
plishments in a gabfest or on the hust
ings.
The Girl Minus the Hat.
Washington Herald.
We do not know—we almost fear to
hope, whether it is the setting in of a
new fashion, this charming custom of
girls going about hatless; but if it is.
let us welcome it with exceeding joy.
She is becoming ubiquitous, this girl
without a hat, and in the street or on
the street car, in the parks, wherever
she may be. she adds beauty to the
landscape and picturesqueness to the
view.
More welcome, too, will the new-old
custom of the fair sex be if one of its
results is the dethroning of that awful
monstrosity, the “Merry Widow” hat,
that dire shape of straw that mows a
swath of discomfort through our thor
oughfares and which has added to the
burdens of a torrid summer. Let us
hope that the new style of feminine
bare-headedness has come about
through female recognition of the eter
nal verity of the poet who declared
that the crowning glory of a woman is
her hair.
It may be that the girls who are
braving convention, declaring their
freedom from the thralls of the millin
er, and making life more beautiful by
discarding their hats, need encourage
rnent. For heaven’s sake, let us all get
together ar.d praise the sex for its good
sense. We should say, at a rough esti
mate, that the matrimonial chances of
the girl without a hat. as against the
girl with a “Merry Widow,” were at
least a hundred to one, and that should
help some, if its truth can be proved.
All hail to the sensible American girl,
and the crown of her glorious hair!
Have Had Fallacious Teaching.
David F. Dyer in The Reaflon.
What has become of that old stock
phrase that used to be such a familiar
sight in the editorial columns of South
ern newspapers up to four or five years
ago, which ran about as follows: “The
only solution of the race problem is the
education of the negro.”
Until half a dozen years ago no
Southern publication was regarded as
orthodox unless it ran in that stereo
typed sentiment at least as often as an
issue was put into circulation.
In the absence of details and specifi
cations, which were always omitted,
there were many skeptics who could
never be brought to see just how edu
cation was going to make the negro
satisfied to keep to the hoe and the
plow and the timber axe. But all the
dailies and weeklies said it would. So
did the statesmen and politicians who
were called upon to say something and
could think of nothing else to say.
The stock phrase has now gone out
of usage—cast into the melting pot
perhaps, or out of the office window,
and is not seen any more.
The reason for its discard probably
lies in the fact that everybody has no
ticed that as soon as the negro can re
cite “Twinkle. Twinkle, Little Star,”
and acquires the ability to figure prob
lems in short division, he achieves an
aversion to activity in the cotton field
and the turpentine camp, and busies
himself with manifestations of disap
proval of the Southern ideal of the su
premacy of the white race.
The Southern white taxes himself to
educate the negro, then sees the latter
embark for the North or West, where
he hopes to enjoy the social recognition
properly denied him in the South.
Some persons, figuring from an in
dustrial and economical viewpoint, see
in the exodus of the blacks nothing but
disaster to the Southern employers of
labor, and ask themselves if, after all.
some mistake has not been made, and if
the millions for negro education have
not been misspent.
These persons fail to take into ac
count the exquisite revenge we of the
South are wreaking upon our brethren
of the North for their vindictive action
fastening the Fourteenth and Fif
teenth Amendments to the Constitu
tion upon the Southland at a time
when she lay helpless in defeat.
We are teaching the negro jupt
enough in our public schools to render
him dissatisfied with his lot of being a
negro. Then we ship him North and
West to harass with his vote and to ex
asperate with his ambitions for social
equality the very persons who gave
him the right of suffrage and instilled
in him the ideas of social equality, at a
time when these people believed the
negro would always reside in the South.
Let the good work go on. Let the
North have all the discontented blacks
we can produce, even if State appro
priations shall be made to pay their
railroad fare.
He rejoiced in the euphonious name
of Wood, and he prided himself on his
jokes and smart repartee. Few of his
friends had escaped the lash of his
tongue and he had victimized many by
his practical jokes—in fact, he never
lost an opportunity of being funny.
One day he met a friend whose name
was Stone, and naturally a name like
that was too good to miss.
“Good morning, Mr. Stone,” he said,
glibly; “and how is Mrs. Stone and all
the little pebbles?”
“Oh, quite well, Mr. Wood,” was
the reply. “How is Mrs. Wood and all
the little splinters?”
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