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"I went to Kansas to live with my sis
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1 came home to Ohio to live and that
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Professional Cards.
W. L. WOODROOF,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office ll’-v Greenvilip street Kcsirience B Perry
street. Office ’phone 401; residence 'phone 451.
D. A. HANEY,
PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON. .
Oilers his professional service to the people of
Newnan, and will answer all calls town or coun-
CMflcfi over First National Hark.
THOS. J. JONES,
PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON.
Office on E. Broad street, near public square.
Residence next door to Virginia Houae.
T. B. DAVIS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office—Sanitoriura buildimr. Office 'phone 5—1
call; residence ’phone 5—11 fails.
W. A. TURNER,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Special attention pivi-n to surgery and diseautu*
of women. Office 19Va Sprimr street. 'Phone 230
F. I. WELCH,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office No. 9 Tqrnplo avenue, opposite public
school buildinfr. ‘ Phone 234.
THOS. G. FARMER, JR.,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
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ley ill bunines entrusted to tie. Money to lour)
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Court Calendar.
COWKTA CIKCC1T.
IL W. Freeman, Judge; J. Render Terrell,So*
Ucifcor-Onnerai.
Meriwether—Third Mondays in February' and
A moist.
Coweta—First Mondays in March and Septum,
her.
Heard—Third Mondays in March ami Septem
ber
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CITY COURT OF NEW NAN.
W. a. Post, Judge; W. L. Stylings. Solic.
Iter.
quarterly term meets third Mondays in Jauu*
■ v. April,'July and October.
jp®» ©EMKSsBaaa areas? zmssesEism taacg
[i For Shoe and Har
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Onty high-class materials used
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FOGHORN
FERNANDO j
i* He Found His Vocation :
By EDWARD BOLTWOOD ±
Copyright by Frank A Munsev Co
1 *
As if the sky had mysteriously ,11s-
charged biru. Foghorn I'ermimlo ap-
pea red for the first time In the village
of Dotcueln one morning nbout 4
o’clock and demanded admission to the
Pacific hotel. At Unit hour the sky was
actually discharging the plump rain
drops of a tropical thunder shower.
Over his breakfast table Colonel
Ilop/ipple. the landlord, described to
his guests the stranger's advent.
Judge Slout. a disbarred attorney
from Los Angeles, suggested. "Let us
look over this person," and they went
to the sunny courtyard to inspect tho
new arrival.
He was leaning against n cart, wheel
and gn/.lug sadly at llopapplc’s aged
pair of mules as they dozed in their
rope harness. Cross examined, he gave
the name of Fernando. He sought em
ployment
“How comes an honest man out of
work?" asked die colonel unreason
ably,
"Ilow. In truth?" retorted Fernando
“How keep I not the job? Alas! Aye!
It is some curse. 1 toil. I slave. Hut,
listen! 1 recount to you!"
The forthcoming torrent of words
was not in the least Intelligible, but
soon the dlseousolnto orator seemed to
bo attempting, and with prospect of
success, to make Ills story audible La
the entire county of San Rerunrdltio.
“Ho-leo smoke!" blurted tho judge.
"Is that a human throat or a steam
whistle ”
“Car-r-r-ranihn!” roared Fernando,
filling his lungs for a Huai effort.
His shriek of woe was of miraculous
volume, and the mules instantly tossed
tlielr venerable tieels at the horizon
and flew, panic stricken, out of the
esnrt. The crowd jostled through the
gate In pursuit, while Colonel Hop-
apple. who had been knocked over by
the runaways, addressed Fernando
warmly.
“Consarn It, why did yon howl like
flint?" said he.
"All. I was excite In Hie head.” ex
plained the little Mexican “Always
when I am excite then must I talk
with strength. Rut look, senor! Hut
regard! The mulos, they come back
on us already!”
Between the blacksmith's anil the
hotel was Doleneln’s dry goods dis
trict. consisting of Tomas Munson's
store, and now from Ihe store serenely
emerged Momma's daughter. Miss
Anita, a large lady of an indolent
nihid Physically and mentally Anita
moved slowly and there stood, as if
paralyzed. In the path of danger.
It was little Fernando who scurried
first to her side and stopped the mules.
That nfteilioou Fernando was hired
as assistant clerk In Tomas Mouzon's
store.
• * • » * • *
Foghorn Fernando proved a pret
ty good cleric.
At the end of two weeks he received
his first wages and promptly proposed
to Anita behind a stack of ginghams.
“We shall see,” temporized Anita,
aiuTshe allowed him to kiss her chub
by hand. Then she dropped.her eye
lashes tenderly aud left Foghorn alone
in a paradise behind the ginghams,
where he commenced to mutter rap
turously to himself.
"1 am going to marry with your
daughter." tie announced to Tomas
Mouzon.
“You-you!" jabbered Monzon, turn
ing a vjvid purple. "You shall marry
with my broomstick, that is all,” and
he pushed Fernando into the plaza by
means of that inglorious weapon.
It happened that the banishment was
witnessed by Padre Ilonar, whose kind
heart was touched by the exile’s de
spair. The priest immediately con
voyed Fernando to the mission and as
signed him to the various duties of a
handy man.
In his new surroundings Foghorn
worked hard and took new hope in re
spect to Anita Monzon.
One Sunday morning before the serv
ice he contrived to whisper fr> Anita In
the chapel porch
"Is your love awaiting for me. most
adorable?" breathed Fernando.
She nodded sweetly and returned
the secret clasp of his hand beneath
the folds of her mantilla. Fernando
nearly fainted with delight as he
clitnbed the ladder t<> the little organ
loft, where his business was to pump
the decrepit bellows.
When the service was ended he leap
eri over the rail of the gallery. There
sat Ids Anltn directly beneath him. and
Foghorn in an ecstasy ot pride g zed
down at her ample shoulders The
joy of ownership filled Fernando’s
soul, and Ills lips moved, framing soft
endearments Suddenly — wbrt was
ibis?
The pew next to Miss Monzon’s was
occupied that morning by Judge Sloat,
and now. lo horror, Fernando saw the
false Anita's band steal invitingly to
ward the judge and saw the judicial
fingers meet and caress it without, ap
parent objection on the lady’s part
But not so on Foghorn's. He lifted up
his volep
Luckily, mo«t of the congregation
had alrendv filed out of the chapel, so
that the ensuing panic crushed uo-
body. Padre Honar strode Into the
aisle with an angry face, ami Foghorn
Fernando left the mission forever.
**#**•«
Fernando thereupon applied again
for employment ill the Pacific hotel,
but Colonel l.lopapple before answer
ing pulled Id- cliutr Into the shade and
stared doubtfully acres,, the plaza.
“'Pears to me. my son." remarked
the colonel, "th.it the dls|ieiisutlon of
Providence lias got you saddle gulled
when It oouies to keepln' tolls. That
pesky syreen contraption yon carry
la your chest is liable any minute to
stampede stork and bast up trade and
scare folks plumb into forfeitin' tbeir
meals."
“But that loudness of me is not of
ten." suggested Foghorn Fernando.
The colonel waved his corncob.
"Didn't you ever take somethin' for
it—slippery olliini or boneset or some
thin'? Well, by time! What's this un
beknown caravan a coinin'?"
The last question was provoked by
an enormous four horse wagon swing
ing around the corner of the street.
The wngou body was lioxisl In by gay-
ly painted canvas hearing the legend:
OLD DH OIM13LK. M. D.
GENERAL HEALER.
ONE PRICE TO ALL
When tho vehicle reached the hotel
a tall, gray bearded Individual wearing
a linen duster leaped from the driver’s
seat
"Howdy, doe?" said Hopapple pleas
antly.
"Hood morning, m.v friend." replied
the general healer. "Can yon tell me
the size of this settlement?"
"You can see It all from hero," said
the landlord, gesturing at Dolcueln
with Ills pipe.
Dr. Glmble looked about him care
fully.
"1 don’t, guess it would pay me to
stop." he decided. “I’ve got to make
a county fair tomorrow, and—there
ain't anybody siek in this town, any
way, Is there?"
"Not that I’ve heard of.” Hopapple
rejoined. "We’re tcd'rnble preserved,
thank you." Then Ills eyes fell on
Fernando, perched despondent l.v on
the hitching rail. "Why. by mighty. I
(lunno. after all!" mused the colonel.
"How do yon stand, iloc. on the science
of the throat?"
"Ace hip," declared the physician.
“Hive me a quarter, open your month
and say *Ah ’ ”
"Shucks. It ain’t me!" Hopapple
corrected. "It's that, little greaser. If
you ■•an cure his voice I'll go you two
bits Just for greens Talk loud for
the doc. yon, Fernando, and I’ll hold
them horses if I can "
Foghorn obeyed, while the plaza
rang like a sounding hoard. Tho as
tonished Glmble rubbed his ears and
glared at Fernando with great earnest
ness
"For the love of Mike!" he gasped.
"How long can yon keep that, up?"
"it's the easiest thing he dot's, and
that’s the trouble.” said Colonel Hop-
apple. "lie'll keep it up all day If lie
wasn't, stopped. Can yon cure him?"
The doctor, after u thoughtful pause,
removed his silk hat mid with It clap
ped Fernando three deliberate strokes
oil the left shoulder
"Cure him!" cried Glmble Joyously.
"No. I won’t core him. If lie'll hire
out with me ITI give him $100 n
month and cukes. I own two medicine
wagon shows and a merry-go-round,
and this fellow will sure make the
best ballyhoo barker in the business.
Why, put him on a platform outside a
U by 9 tent with tluit voice and my
patter and he'd have a county fair
thinking it was Rnruutu & Bailey.
What do you say. partner?"
Fernando, in a blissful daze, said noth
ing He had understood nothing ex
cept the proposed salary, and his reti
cence caused the showman to be fear
ful of losing such a vocal treasure.
“Here's an advance of $.10 to hind
the contract." added Dr. Glmble hasti
ly. “We’INstart for Cactus City in a
half hour, after I’ve fed up."
* * * t> i* • •
When Fernando entered .Horizon's
establishment that forenoon the Indig
nant merchant reached for his broom
stick. but Foghorn never wavered, lie
held his head high and hummed a tuno
as he glam ed around the store In tho
manner of the emperor of Germany
at a review of Croups.
“Where is the proprietor of this lit
tle sbup. rny good man?" said Fernan
do to Monzon
Tomas, unable lo devise suitable ul>-
jurgations. puffed out his cheeks help
lessly. and Fernando tossed a yellow
bill on the showcase
“1 amuse myself a minute on my
travels," be continued, "by purchasing
Jewels It Is wy habit. Let me see
that miserable trinket, If you will.”
and he pointed at an enormous breast,
pin of Imitation gold and diamonds,
which had been coveted for years b.y-
every girl in Dblcijela.
"The price." faltered Monzon. “Is
eleven" —
“Wrap It. up." directed Fernando’ “I
buy!"
Tomas was overwhelmed. He wad
dled feebly to his safe In the rear ot
the store and emptied Ids money draw- |
or In a vain attempt to make change j
for the yellow bill. But his customer
was not left alone, for Anita Monzon j
now glided forward from behind a I
pile of ginghams, thinking of the I
eighty cent brooch which Judge Sloat |
had given her ut Christmas
"Sweetheart!" she murmured to Fer
nando.
Foghorn yawned at her em,j,irately. |
“Is it that von also are employed
here, rny worthy woman?'' said lie. j
"Show me, then. If you (dense, half a j
dozen linger rings of your best value.
I expect that 1 meet In Cactus Clt.v,
whither I am traveling, a lady of sta
tion to whom I may wish to present
slight gifts!"
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Speaking of the new French dresses
now on exhibition in the large depart
ment. stores throughout the country,
Eleanor Gates said in Boston:
“1 am glad to see that the slit skirt,
is abolished. The slit was too immod
est., especially when it war u sholtingly
long slit. How those long slits drew all
eyes!
"A Philadelphia debutante, provided
with a beautiful wardrobe iri which the
slit skirt, in its roost exaggerated form
figured extensively, spent the winter at
Palm Beach.
“One morning, in her whjte serge
gown from Callot, slit almost to the
knee, she was leaving the hotel for the
beach when her sister called her hack
and said:
"‘Oh, Mary, you’ve got a big black
smudge on your nose!
■‘/With an indifferent toss of her head
the debutante answered:
“ 'What difference docs that make?
Nobody ever looks at rny face when
I've got on one of my slit, skirts.' ”
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