The bulletin. (Irwinton, Wilkinson County, Ga.) 191?-19??, March 29, 1912, Image 6
Doctors know that Oxidine is a 9 most dependable sys tem-cleansing tonic. Most useful in stirring up lazy livers, sluggish bowels and kidneys, weak stomachs. Its ef fects are quick, safe, sure and permanent. OXIDINE —a bottle proves. The specific for Malaria, Chill* and Fever and all disease* due to disorder* of liver, stomach, bowel* and kidney*. gOc. At Your Druggista tn nave co., Waco, Tex**. POSITION FOR YOU anted Men and Boys to take 80 days practical Firse in our machine shop to learn automobile ilness. Now and modern machinery; new cars, position for every graduate. Catalogue Free. Charlotte Auto School, Charlotte* N. C* ES Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use E3 wt in time. Sold by Druggists. Us PUT “GHOST” ON DEFENSIVE Irishman Was In Tight Place, but Not Too Frightened to Be Ready With Retort. To Illustrate the ever-ready wit of the Irish the following story was told »t a banquet held recently: An Irishman on his way home at night was in the habit of cutting I through a cemetery in order to short en the distance. A group of friends evolved a scheme to have some fun at his expense. Accordingly they found * sunken grave across which his path lay, dug it out and covered it with hoards in such a manner that he must fall into the yawning cavity. The Irishman came along and everything happened as per schedule. While he was still squirming about in the bottom of the hole, striving to ex tricate himself, three or four of his ffrtends, attired in white sheets and tether ghostly accoutrements, sudden .ly made their appearance. Pat was frightened out of his wits and almost (.tainted when one of them said: ' 3 TWat are you doing in my grave?” 'The tone was sepulchral. It made the Irishman’s hair stand almost on end, but he could not forego a witty retort. “Faith, and what are you doing out of it?” he asked. Possibly Willing to Assist at It. At a little party John T. McCutch eon consented to do a little impromp tu chalk talking, with the presiden tial possibilities for his subject. Mc- Cutcheon had made several hits. One of the party, chuckling, leaned over to another, a Democrat. “Pretty good, Isn’t it?” he asked. “What do you think of his execution?” “I think it would be a darned good thing.” replied the Democrat Most of ’Em Do. "You certainly started out with fine prospects. Your credit was good ev erywhere in town.” “That’s why I failed.” Poverty does not destroy virtue, nor does wealth bestow it. —Yrlarte. Something Extra Good For Breakfast, Lunch or Supper—- Post Toasties Served direct from pack age with cream. Surprises Pleases Satisfies “The Memory Lingen” Sold by Grocers. C«d Cooput. Lintad Battle Creek* Michigan — ' OLD PEMLONI How Australian Settlements Have Been Transformed. Crime’s Carnival Ended —Descendants of English Malefactor* Thrifty and Law-Abiding and Their Origin Forgotten. Melbourne, Australia. —The position which the Australasian colonies are gaining in the world, particularly since their federation on the plan of the United States, has attracted the attention of the world to them and re called the singular and striking fact that great penal colonies, where at one time disorder and crime prevailed, have become orderly and strictly self governing communities. The story of the penal settlements of Australia and Tasmania, and the carnival of cruelty and of crime that attended the convict system, is most remarkable in the light of subsequent events. The crimes for which con victs were sent from England to Botany bay'and Van Diemen's land were in great part abominable, and the expiation was certainly terrible. The convicts were put at work in the broiling Australian sun. Often they worked in chains, and the chains were not counted as diminishing their capacity for hard labor. Even the best conducted of them were let out to farmers and the proprietors of sheep ranges. If these farmers hap pened to be humane, the convict might be reasonably happy. But in many cases the farmer regarded his con vict helper as a slave, as indeed he was, and a beast of burden, to be used as cruelly as possible. The result was that as many of the convicts as could do so escaped to the woods and became “bushrangers” or bandits. They preyed on the natives and on the settlers, committing rob beries that were not infrequently at tended with murder. They became such a terror to the peaceful settlers that when Mike Howe proposed a peace, in which he was to be “treated as a gentleman,” they were very glad to make the ar rangement. But the governor-general at Sydney refused to give his sanc tion to the pact, and Howe took to the bush again. He was pursued by troops, and in a dreadful hand to hand conflict was overcome and be headed by a gigantic soldier known as “Big Bill.” How'e’s followers continued the war relentlessly, but at last there came a change. The convicts tired of bush ranging and little by little settled down to good conduct. The system of penal settlements was abolished. No more convicts came out from England. Old Windmill is Destroyed it After Doing Service Nearly 150 Years at Orton, London, It Is Demol ished by Dynamite. London—A 150-year-old windmill, which formed a prominent landmark at Orton, Waterville, near Peterbor ough, has been blown up by dynamite. The windmill, which stood as steady as the day when it was completed, was some years ago fitted with an al ternate steam plant. But the tendency of the times has been toward the ex tinction of small country mills. For some time it had been without a mil ler. Recently it had become the re sort on Sundays of youthful gamblers. The authorities of Pembroke college, Cambridge, to whom it belonged, had received so many complaints that they decided to have it destroyed. Ten pounds of dynamite were distributed round the base of the mill, the sails of which had been removed. The machinery, though rusty, was still standing. A time fuse was lighted; TO WED LEAP YEAR OR NEVER Taft’s Aid, Sailing, Declares Life« ar d Be Lonely and Miserable Linley ( Some Girl Proposes. New York.—“ Don’t forget thatQ^e got my flag up and if I miss marriage this leap year, I shall be doomed to a bachelor life and misery forever.” This is the parting hint to the girls by Maj. Archibald Butt, military aid to President Taft. He sailed for the Mediterranean and will be absent six weeks. “I’m not engaged,” he said. “They’ve always got me engaged to somebody whenever I leave Washing ton. But I shall not have much trou ble In denying the last report, as Miss Dorothy Williams is already very busy in denying it. “The man who does win her will be fortunate, as she is a most charming young woman, and it is curious that my name should have been coupled with hers instead of with some one I know better. “Every girl I meet before 1913 I shall look upon as a possible wife, so if I do get married don’t be surprised. I need this little vacation, as I've lost 20 pounds in the last year and the rest will do me good.” Major Butt was accompanied by his friend, F. D. Millet, head of the Amer ican Academy of Art in Rome, direc tor of the fine arts commission in Washington and of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Foreign Mothers in Majority. New York.—A tabulation of birth records prepared by the bureau of vital statistics here shows that of 11,500 babies born monthly in New York city 8,000 have foreign mothers. HONDURAS GREETS AMERICAN SECRETARY II | I \ % / ' - \ I ■ Pit' a-. ■ 'MM I > '< ’ -IB ‘ f ML * / Mi x Hl SHri ' s ^8 L * 1 ‘Um •• --O' W? --’• • • : ■■ -■ ■. S/' • - _ , ■■ ' '': . ■ ' - STREET ITT TEGUCIGALPA SECRETARY OF STATE KNOX visited Tegucigalpa, the capital of Hondu ras, and was given an exceedingly cordial welcome. The picture shows a street scene in the capital city and the latest photograph of Manual Bo ’ nilla, president of Honduras. • Some of the convicts became the . most industrious-farmers and the most ■ thrifty and law-abiding merchants in - the country. Their children gave the I lie to the law of heredity by becom - Ing veritable gentlemen. Then it was > that the people of the former col ’ onies performed a surprising act of > grace and confidence by decreeing the . destruction of all the records of con ; vict banishment and all the sen tences and orders applying to the • members of the convict community. l The descendants of the convicts are i now merged and lost in the Australa l sian population. They are prominent ' in the affairs of the colonies, and hold i offices of distinction. If their origin , is known, no one taunts them with It. — — there was a terrific explosion, accom panied by a cloud of dust. And all that remained of the old mill was a heap of scrap iron and broken ma sonry. UNCLE SAM ADOPTS “BABY” Tiny Mail Sack Originating in Chi cago Already Saves $500,000 for Government. Chicago, Ill.—Chicago has a new “baby.” It was born in the postoffice and has been adopted by Uncle Sam. It weighs only one pound, but as a typical Chicago “doer” It Is as big as a mastodon. Already it has saved its great foster parents a half mil lion dollars and it Is less than a month old. The new creation is a small mail sack, the baby of the bag department of the United States mail. It was created from the needs of the great Drink Nothing at Meals 1 Nearly All Dishes Contain Sufficient Liquid to Serve Purpose of Sys tem, Says Physician. Paris.—“We drink too often,” was the burden of a lecture given before the Academy of Science this week by Dr. Paul Fabre, which has attracted a good deal of attention. Dr. Fabre declares the human body really requires extremely little li quid, except in cases of low diet or great muscular exertion, and he in veighs against the array of glasses of different shapes and sixes placed before each guest at dinner as a relic of barbarism. It Is easy and vastly better for the health, he says, to drink nothing at meals, and he points to the fact that stout persons undergoing obesity treatment are able to do this, as evi dence of the truth of his contention. WOMAN FAINTS OVER STOVE Venerable Widow, a Pillar of Fire, Is Soon Roasted Alive—Rescuer Is Burned. Ashland, Pa.—Seized with a spell of • weakness while banking down the kitchen fire to retire for the night, Mrs. Mary Bechtel, a widow, fell across the stove here. In a moment her clothing was aflame from head to foot, and she ran 1 screaming to the home of her son. I two doors away. Screaming with ’ agony, the aged woman had to be overpowered before any assistance . could be given her, by which time The offspring of the worst criminals of Great Britain treated thus with full confidence, have not tainted the blood of Australasia, but have really proved an element of strength. Athletes Too Pompous. Chicago.—Athletics as conducted In most public and private schools were condemned by Raymond Riordan, su perintendent of the Interlaken school, Laporte, Ind., in an address at the fourth annual meeting of the North Central Academic association In the Northwestern university building. The numbers taking parts in sports in most schools are limited, Mr. Riordan said, and the leaders In the sports receive too much attention. mercantile and publication concerns sending out vast quantities of mail. Some time ago the department ruled that in order to handle such matter more expeditiously the publishers must route it. It further was ordered that the mat ter be tied in bundles and then put into United Stites mall sacks of the various sizes furnished by the govern ment. In one of these tiny sacks as many as 800 pieces of small mall may be bagged. In a label holder Is slip per a narrow card bearing the name of the postoffice destination, whether it be St. Louis or the Philippines. Uncle Sam has ordered 167,000 of the bags. Kills a 500-Pound Wild Hog. Paris, Tenn. —W. C. Vinson of the Cottage Grove section has killed a wild hog in Obion bottom which weighed 500 pounds. It was fired upon several times by a party of young hunters, whom It finally ran away. Vinson was summoned, trail ed the animal by blood stains from its wounds, and succeeded in kill ing it. she was so badly burned that death followed as she was being hurried to the Miners’ Hospital. In trying to wrap carpets around the blazing woman Mrs. August Bechtel was terribly burned on the hands and arms. BUYS $5,000 PAINTING FOR $8 Lost Masterpiece Is Bought by Wom an In Richmond, Va., From An tique Shop. Richmond, Va. —Art connoisseurs of Richmond were In a state of rhapsody when it was discovered that a genuine Sully painting—a life size portrait of an infant—had been purchased by Mrs. John Skelton Williams at a local antique shop. The purchaser paid eight dollars for the picture and a handsome frame. It is generally conceded that the find Is easily worth five thousand dollars. Mrs. Williams turned It over to a lo cal artist to clean, who found the date of 1851 upon the back of the canvas, also the painter’s initials, "T. R.” Father Makes the Beds. London. —“I make the children's beds, wash them, get their breakfast ready, send them to school and get their dinner when they come home, and my wife walks in at night like a lady.” This statement was made by Walter Hills, a hairdresser of Norbi ton, whose wife applied at Kingston on-Thames police court for a separa tion order. A separation order was granted. A WARNIN6 TO MANY. Some Interesting Facts Regarding Health Statistics. Few people realize to what extent their health depends upon the condi tion of the kidneys. The physician In nearly all cases of serious illness, makes a chemical anal ysis of the patient’s urine. He knows that unless the kidneys are doing their work properly, the other organs cannot be brought back to health and strength. - When the kidneys are neglected or abused In any way, serious results are sure to follow. According to health statistics, Bright’s Disease, which Is really an advanced form of kidney trouble, caused nearly ten thousand deaths In 1910, In the state of New York alone. Therefore, it behooves us to pay more attention to the health of these most important organs. An Ideal herbal compound that has had remarkable success as a kidney remedy Is Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great Kidney, Liver and Bladder Remedy. The mild and healing Influence of this preparation Is soon realized. It stands the highest for its remarkable record of cures. If you feel that your kidneys require attention, and wish a sample bottle, write to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y. Mention this paper and they will gladly forward It to you ab solutely free, by mail. Swamp-Root is sold by every drug gist in bottles of two sizes—6oc. and SI.OO. Happiness Postponed. An awkward predicament In which a sailor bridegroom and his bride were placed In St. Mary Major’s church, Ex eter, Devonshire, England, recently, caused the postponement of their wed ding. The banns had been duly called at the church, but when the parties presented themselves at the altar the bridegroom, who had been recently paid off from his ship at Portsmouth, was unable to produce the necessary permission from his commander. The bride swooned, and eventually re turned home, while the bridegroom left for Plymouth to get the required document. No End to His Bad Luck. John D. Shoop, at an Anti-Cigarette league banquet, explained his feelings In the story of the colored man. .“How are you getting along, Laz arus?” asked his master, interestedly. "I gets along poorly,” replied Laz arus, who complained of his misfor tune at length. “Master John, I has such bad luck,” says he, “that when I dies and is laid away in the tomb and the good Lord says to me, ‘Lazarus, come forth,’ I know I is sho’ to come fifth.” Same Old Story. She—How did they ever come to marry? He —Oh, it’s the same old story. Started out to be good friends, you know, and later on changed their minds. —Puck. For HEADACHE-Hick*’ CAPUDINE Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervon* Troubles, Capudlne will relieve you. If* liquid—pleasant to take—acts immedi ately. Try it. 10c., 25e., and 60 cents at drug ■tore*. Memories. "My lad, I was a newsboy once." “Aw, what cha tryin’ to do —git me downhearted?” Dr. Pierce’* Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take a* candy. It doesn’t require much Inventive geuius for a man to make a fool of himself. 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