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MEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MEBGURT AND WIES
! Straighten Up! Don’t Lose a D ay’s Work! Clean Your Sluggish
I, Liver and Bowels With “Dodson’s Liver Tone.”
Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take i
a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to- ;
night and tomorrow you may lose a
day’s work. ।
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver ■
which causes necrosis of the bones. ,
Calomel, when it comes into contact ]
with sour bile crashes into it, break- •
Ing it up. This is when you feel that
| awful nausea and cramping. If you
I feel sluggish and “all knocked out,” if '
your liver is torpid and bowels consti- j
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try a spoonful of !
harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone.
Here’s my guarantee—Go to any ]
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent i
bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone. Take 1
a spoonful tonight and if it doesn’t i
In the Swim.
“Your daughter is studying art, I
hear. Is she making any progress?”
“Oh, yes. She has been invited to
the annual frolic of the illustrators
and has a bid to the Art Students’
league costume party.”
Wise Beyond His Ears.
Teacher (of geography class) —
Johnnie, how is the earth divided?
Johnnie —Nobody 'will know until
the European war is over.
As the Twig Is Bent.
Hills —What line does your son
take to?
Mills —Contracting. Debts. For dad
to pay!—Judge.
Its Sort.
“Military courtship must be trying.”
"Naturally. It is a sort ,of court
martial.”
For obstinate sores use Hanford’s
Balsam. Adv.
A single word to the point is better
than a speech.
j Croup Relieved in
Fifteen Minutes
No need to dose delicate little stomachs 1
with nauseous drugs or alcoholic syrups.
Simply rub a little Vick’s “Vap-O-Rub”
Salve over the throat and chest. The va.
pors inhaled loosen the tough, choking
phlegm and ease the difficult breathing.
One application at bedtime insures a sound
night’s sleep. 25c, 50c, or SI.OO.
ZEE BfNWNt: HAS THIS TRADE MARK
VSpoRUB”
wasssys salve
Wife®
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RAIN OR SHINE
Is all the same to
Overalls, Shirts or Jumpers
Made of
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OVERALLS are cooler, more serviceable and
economical the year ’round for farm work
than pants.
When buying, remember.it is the CLOTH in the
overalls that gives the wear. STIFEL’S INDIGO
CLOTH has had over 75 years’ test. It is fadeless
and wears like leather. Every washing makes it
like new.
INSIST upon STIFEL’S INDIGO. Look for
this mark on the back of the
goods, inside the garment, be
fore you buv. It is put there
for YOU RI^EBhmbbBBMi protection.
Cloth Manufactured by
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Indigo Dyers and Printers. WHEELING, \V. VA.
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ST. PAUL 238 Endicott Building
TORONTO 14 Manchester Building
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W. N. U., ATLANTA, NO. 46-1915.
Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse It
A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and all Uric Acid Troubles
Dr. Eberle and Dr. Braithwaite as
well as Dr. Simon—all distinguished
Authors—agree that whatever may be
the disease, the urine seldom fails in
furnishing us with a clue to the princi
ples upon which it is to be treated,
and accurate knowledge concerning
the nature ot disease can thus be ob
tained. If backache, scalding urine or
frequent urination bother or distress
you, or if uric acid in the blood has
caused rheumatism, gout or sciatica
or you suspect kidney or bladder
trouble just write Dr. Pierce at the
Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y.: send
a sample of urine and describe symp
toms. You will receive free medical
advice after Dr. Pierce’s chemist has
examined the urine—this will be care
fully done without charge, and you
will be under no obligation. Dr. Pierce
straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning I
want you to go back to the store and
get ycur money. Dodson’s Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be
cause It is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali
vate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson’s Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
ily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. It is harmless; doesn’t
gripe and they like its pleasant taste.
VERY MUCH IN WRONG “BATH”
Guest’s Mistake, It Will Be Under
stood, Was Not a Thing to Be
Wildly Advertised.
Smythe's mistake, which is de
scribed in an English contemporary,
must have been disconcerting, to say
the least.
“You’ll find your bath in the out
’ouse.”
Thus he had been directed the night
before at the little inn where he was
stopping, and that is why he was now,
in his dressing gown, pushing open the
outhouse door. It was dark, but
there was the tub, and it would do.
He hopped in. In the middle of his
ablutions the red-faced landlord thrust
his head in at the door. In the dim
light he failed to see the man in th«
tub.
“Water quite nicely warm, thanks,’
observed Smythe, “but it’s a trifle
muddy.”
“Muddy be hanged!” roared the
landlord, bursting in suddenly. “Your
tub’s in the next place. Git out of it,
you blitherin’ idiot! Not a word of
this in the 'ouse, mind! not a word of
this in the 'ouse! That’s my 'ome
brewed ale you’re a-washin’ in!”
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With Cuticura Soap Because So Sooth
ing When His Skin Is Hot.
These fragrant supercreamy emol
lients are a comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings, chafings, etc. Nothing more ef
fective. May be used from the hour
of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
She Knew.
Olive, aged four years, went for a
walk with her father one June morn
ing. Hearing a bird singing by the
roadside, she stopped to admire his
beautiful black-and-white coat.
“Oh, papa!” she exclaimed, “see this
bobolink!”
“How do you know it's a bobolink?”
asked her father.
“ ’Cause 1 ’stinctly heard it bob
ble,” was the reply.
SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with “La Creole” Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. SI.OO. —Adv.
One Year More.
“My, but Percy has grown to be a
big boy. How tall are you, Percy?”
“Just an inch short of being able to
wear father’s tennis trousers, but
they’ll be all right next summer.” —
New York World.
Lucky.
“Have any luck on your duck shoot
ing trip?”
“Yes. Didn’t catch cold this time.”
Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you will look young. After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes—
Don’t tell your age.
To be a satisfactory fiance a man
should be all heart, but to be a satis
factory husband he should be all
j pocketbook.
A grudge nursed in secret will poi
son the system of any person.
It’s the little troubles that wear
away a man’s conceit.
during many years of experimentation
has discovered a new remedy which
is thirty-seven times more powerful
than lithia in removing uric acid from
the system. If you aro suffering from
backache or the pains of rheumatism,
go to your best druggist and ask for
a 50 cent box of “Anuric" put up by
Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for a large
trial pck’g. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre
scription for weak women and Dr.
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery
for the blood have been favorably
known for the past forty years and
more. They are standard remedies
to-day—as well as Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets for the liver and
bowels. You can have a sample of any
one of these remedies by writing Dr
Pierce, and sending 10c for trial pack
age.
THE BULLETIN, IRWINTON, GEORGIA.
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TEXT—Peace I leave with you, my
peace I give unto you: not as the world
giveth give I unto you.—John 14:27.
Why does not the text say “as the
devil gives?” Because the devil is
not In this compe
tition. He masks
himself behind the
world, and will
not come out into
the open. Why
not in the latter
case say the
church or re
ligion, rather than
Jesus Christ? Be
cause Jesus
Christ comes out
into the open, al
though the form
he wears is sad
ly marred by the
hand of the very
man he wants to
bless. So men and women find that
the two contestants for their affection
and service are the world on the one
hand, and Jesus Christ on the other.
How the World Gives.
The world gives to the lowest part
of man, that which relates him to the
animal creation below the human.
To the flesh a thrill of pleasure is
given, a passing exhilaration, and this
may even extend to the esthetic
taste or the intellect. But this con
tribution rarely lasts until tomorrow,
the equation of tomorrow usually tak
ing away the benefit of today.
The world really never gives, every
contribution being made with the
clear understanding that a settlement
day is expected. Every indulgence in
the world’s sinful pleasure is a mort
gage that must be lifted some day;
Shylock must ever have his pound of
flesh.
The world gives, but never satisfies.
The momentary thrill of pleasure is
not satisfaction. Satisfaction does
not belong to the flesh, and the world
has littlfe or nothing for the spirit.
The world gives satiety, but satiety
is unworthy of anyone created in the
image and likeness of God. Ruskin
says that the bitterest pangs of con
science are the satieties of the flesh.
Th© most miserable man on earth is
the man who has run the round of
fleshly pleasures and who realizes still
that he has something about him that
is living on, and it is starving. The
words of George Arnold at this point
are in place:
I have had my will,
Tasted every pleasure:
I have drunk my fill
Os the purple measure.
Life has lost its zest,
Sorrow is my guest,
O the lees are bitter, bitter,
Give me rest.
Love once filled the bowl,
Running o’er with blisses,
Made my very soul
Drunk with crimson kisses.
But I drank it dry,
Love has passed me by.
O the lees are bitter, bitter.
Let me die.
How Jesus Christ Gives.
Here we dare run the deadly par
allel, and say that Jesus Christ gives
to the highest part of man, the spirit.
While all know that well-being is the
reward of virtue, yet Jesus Christ
does not come to man with a promise
of blessing to the body that parishes.
He recognizes that man is in the im
age and likeness of God, and offers him
what meets the demands of such a
being. The offer may mean that
trial and even death shall follow al
legiance to Jesus Christ. The fare
of the birds of the air and the foxes
that have holes may not be his, but
Jesus Christ offers to the spirit of
man that which will meet every prop
er demand. Ab our text brings to our
attention the subject of peace, it is
sufficient to know’ that Jesus Christ
offers this peace to those that re
ceive him.
Jesus Christ really gives. Eternal
life is a gift. Wine and milk are with
out money and without price; the wa
ter of life is free. There is nothing
that the man of the world is slower
to believe than that the salvation of
Jesus Christ is a pure gift.
The last part of the parallel is,
that what Jesus gives is satisfying.
Satiety gives way to real satisfac
tion. There may be or may not be a
thrill connected with the experience,
but in any case it is permanent. There
are no dregs at the bottom of this
cup of pleasure. There are no sub
marines that may send the fatal tor
pedo into the hull of the vessel of
salvation. A beautiful thing about
the religion of Jesus Christ is that
the satisfaction is not delayed. What
the Christian receives here and now,
satisfies. As William McKinley lay
dying and said: "Thy will be done,”
there was evidence of satisfaction, al
though the highest position in the
gift of man was sinking out of sight.
J s the early martyrs faced the lions
in the arena and lifted up their faces
and smiled, there was something
more than satisfaction. As the Chris
tian looks forward to the day when he
shall rise in Christ's likeness he is
now satisfied with the prospect as
was David of old when he said: “1
shall be satisfied when 1 awake with
thy likeness.'
HIS SILENCE A COMPLIMENT
Too Many Men Are Apt to Make the
Mistake That Is Recordad of
This Husband.
The coffee was weak, the bread un
derdone, and the fowl tough, or at
least he said so. His wife's long pa
tience gave way.
“John Henry,” said she, ‘T’ve tried
faithfully to cook to suit you for
twelve long years. No one in the town
has better-cooked food, yet you are
always finding fault. Why can’t you
praise me once in a while, I'd like to
know?"
He looked up in astonishment.
“Well, if you ain't the most unrea
sonable woman I ever saw,” he ejacu
lated. “Why, many and many is the
time I’ve sat down to a meal and nev
er said a word about it. Anybody
would know there wasn’t any fault
to be found, or I’d a found it, and
yet you want a better compliment than
that! That’s just like a woman—they
can't tell a compliment when they get
one!”
Men and Women
Women as well as men are made miser
able by kidney and bladder trouble. Dr.
Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great kidney
remedy, is highly recommended by thou
sands.
Swamp-Root stands the highest for the
reason that so many people say it has
proved to be just the remedy needed in
thousands of even the most distressing
cases.
At druggists in 50c. and JI.OO sizes. You
may receive a sample size bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcel Post, also a
pamphlet telling you about it. Address
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y..
and enclose ten cents, also mention tins
paper.
Just It.
“I see by the papers old Tompkins
has failed for half a million.”
"Why, I had no idea he had half so
much.”
“He didn’t.”
WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY
is her hair. If yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use “La Cre
ole” Hair Dressing and change it in
the natural way. Price sl.oo.—Adv.
Its Nature.
“The new nurse asked us extortion
ate wages.”
“Well, her's is a hold-up job.”
To a man, marriage finally resolves
itself into a struggle to stretch one
overcoat over five winters.
A coachman may not attend church,
but he drives a good many others
there.
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This is our special Christmas offer. It closes December
31st, 1915. All you have to do is to send the Christmas
certificate below, together with a signature from a one
pound package of Arbuckles* Coffee, either whole bean
or ground, and the necessary amount in stamps or coin.
How to get the You can get one of these beautiful ini
beautiful, double tial double heart rings with any letter that
Heart Ring, you wish on it for the Christmas certificate,
S. No. 5 together with one aignature and 12 cents
in stamps or coin. This premium is not
shown in our catalog, but is a special Christmas offer. Its
value is remarkable. Absolutely real gold-filled ring (not
washed or electro-plated), guaranteed to give excellent wear.
If not, it will be cheerfully exchanged without question.
Offered in sizes from Ito 10. Be sure to give the ring size
and initial desired. (Only one letter on each ring.) For
size, see directions given on the list enclosed with Arbuckles'
Coffee.
How to get the Or you can get the exquisite bar pin, shown
Wave Spring Roll- above, for the Christmas certificate and one
edGold Plate Bar aignature and 10 cents in stamps or coin.
Pin, S. No. 6 It is a fine quality of rolled gold plate, and
will outlast all others. No other pin has
these important features. Hingeless flexible joint, giving more
room for fabric. Pin tongue is always in tension. The stiff
spring makes this solderless pin non-losable. No hinge to
loosen or break. Flexible bridge holds pin in correct position.
It makes a gift every woman would appreciate.
How to get the Or you can get this beautiful gold-filled
Adjustable,Gold- bracelet, in a lovely flower design. An
Filled Bracelet, adjustable slide permits you to make this
S. No. 4 bracelet oval or round, so that it is just
Jw is the shfnalureycu save.
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I Recommend Penina To
Mrs. William H. Hinchliffe, No. 20
Myrtle St., Beverly, Mass., writes: "I
Thought Umbrellas Unmilitary.
Umbrellas and khaki seem a most
unlikely combination; yet one in
stance is recorded of British soldiers
taking their umbrellas into action, ac
cording to the London Chronicle. On
December 10, 1813, during the battle of
the Nive, the Grenadier guards cap
tured a redoubt outside Bayonne.
While they were in possession of this
Wellington passed by and noticed that
the officers had umbrellas up to pro
tect themselves from the heavy rain.
He sent back his aide-de-camp,
’ Lord Arthur Hill, to tell them that
"the duke does not approve of the use
: of umbrellas in action. The guards'
। , officers may, if they please, carry um
• ' brellas even in uniform when on duty
। at St. James; but in the field it is not
- only ridiculous, but unmilitary.”
s
: An Extremist.
“I see that a man aged one hun
dred and two has just died in the poor
house.”
> “He lived long and died short, eh?”
1 What’s in a Name?
“The boundary between Hungary
: and Serbia is the Save river.”
“Well, is it going to do it?”
i If you can't get Hanford's Balsam of
• Myrrh write: G. C. Hanford Mfg. Co.,
i j Syracuse, N. Y. Two sizes: 50c and
SI.OO. Adv.
Flattery.
“Do you ever flatter your husband?”
“Yes, 1 sometimes ask his advice
about things.”
! What Ignorance.
■ “Shall we have champagne or some
other wine?”
"Are there other wines?” —Punch.
s The amateur actor always believes
that the world is full of possibilities.
the shape and size to fit your arm. It is one of the greatest
values. Sent for the Christmas certificate and one signature
and 15 cants in stamps or coin.
What women say about these gifts
When women have once started using Arbuckles’ Coffee,
they say, "Why didn’t I start using it long agol It has just
the Savor I have been looking for and with it I get so many
lovely gifts that I have always wanted.” So many say this that
we make this special offer to have you get your first package now.
Your grocer has Arbuckles’ Coffee. Get a package today
— get the coffee which you have been looking for and make it
earn lovely gifts for you. Serve it for breakfast tomorrow.
Learn why more Arbuckles’ Coffee is sold than any other
packaged coffee — why it is by far the most popular coffee
in America.
Send the signature from the package, together with the
Christmas certificate below, and the necessary amount in stamps
or coin, and get your choice of this valuable gold-filled jewelry.
This offer holds good only until December 31st. To be sure
your jewelry arrives in time for Christmas, have your order
reach us before December 15th.
More suggestions for gifts
The spoon, knife, scissors and handkerchiefs shown here
wiil make very popular Christmas gifts. Notice how few sig
natures you need — how quickly you can secure them. Send
the number of signatures and stamps requested; for these
gifts, the Christmas certificate is not required.
All Sufferers
Os Catarrh —
have taken four bottles of Penina,
and I can say that it has done me
a great deal of good for catarrh of
the head and throat. I recommend
Peruna to all sufferers with catarrh.
I do not think I ever felt much bet
ter. lam really surprised at the work
I can do. I do not think too much
praise can bo said for Peruna."
Our booklet, telling you how to keep
well, free to aIL
Those who object to liquid medi
cines can now procure Peruna Tab
lets.
I Do
Not
Think I
Ever Felt
Much
| Better
Corroborated.
"Tell me noo, Jamie, what was the
most wonderful thing you saw at
sea?”
T think the strangest thing I ever
saw was the flying fish."
“Noo, laddie, dinna mak’ a fule o'
yer mither. Wha ever heard o' a fish
I fleein’?”
i "Another strange thing I saw when
' crossing the Red sea. We dropped an-
I chor, and when we raised it again
i there was one of the wheels of Pha-
I raoh's chariot entangled on it.”
“Aye, laddie, I believe that. We’ve
i Scripture for that.” —London Tit-Bits.
Nothing Doing.
“Can I sell you a copy of the latest
I edition of the unabridged dictionary?
■ It is a work that should be in every
home."
“Does it contain any words that
' are not in the older editions?”
i “Thousands of them.”
"Then I don’t want it in my home.
' My wife has quite enough words at
her command as it is.”
The difference between ignorance
and innocence in a woman is that one
I or the other is genuine.
A woman's idea of doing charity
work is to get her male acquaintances
to furnish the money.
The only distinction some men at
tain is that of living to be more than
eighty years old.
Many a man has been hopelessly
injured by the accidental discharge of
duty.
Made since 1846—Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
The bigot is usually pretty small.
