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Synopsis.—David Elden, son of a
drunken, shiftless ranchman, al
• most a maverick ot the foothills,
«Ja breaking bottles with his pistol
T’rom his running cayuse when the
first automobile he has ever seen
arrives and tips over, breaking the
leg of Doctor Hardy but not injur*
Ing his beautiful daughter Irene.
Dave rescues the injured man and
brings ,a doctor from 40 miles
away. Irene takes charge of’ the
housekeeping. Dave and Irene take
many rides together and during
her father’s enforced stay they get
well acquainted.
CHAPTER ll—Continued.
For the first time he looked her
straight in the face. His dark eyes met
her gray ones and demanded truth.
“Irene,” he said, “do you mean that?”
“Sure I do,” she answered. •'College
courses, and all that kind of thing,
they’re good stuff, all right, but they
make some awful nice boys—real
live boys, you know —into some awful
dead ones. My father says about the
best education is to learn to live with
in your Income, pay your debts and
give the other fellow a chance to do
the same. They don’t all learn that at
. college. Then there’s the things you
do. Just like you were born to it, that
they couldn’t do to save their lives.
Why, I’ve seen you smash six bottles
at a stretch, you going full gallop and
whooping and shooting so we could
hardly tell which was which. And ride
—you could make more money riding
for city people to look at than most of
those learned fellows, with letters af
ter their names like the tail of a kite,
will ever see. But I wouldn't like you
to make it that way. There are more
useful things to do.”
He was comforted by this speech,
but he referred to his accomplishments
modestly. “Ridin’ an’ shootin’ ain’t
nothin’,” he said.
“I’m not so sure,” she answered.
“Father says the day is coming when
our country will want men who -can
shoot and ride more than it will want
lawyers and professors.”
“Well/ when it does it can call on
me,” he said, and there was the pride
in his voice which comes to a boy who
feels that in some way he can take a
man’s place in the world. “Them is
two things I sure can do.”
Years later she was to think of her
remark and his answer, consecrated
then in clean red blood. •
They talked of many things that af
ternoon, and when at last the length
ening shadows warned them it was
time to be on the way they rode long
distances in silence. Both felt a sense
which neither ventured to express
that they had traveled very close in the
world of their hopes and sorrows and
desires. •
The shadows had deepened into
darkness, and the infinite silence of the
hills hung about them as they dropped
from their saddles at the Elden door.
A light shone from within, and Doctor
: For the First Time He Looked Her
* Straight in the Face.
: Hardy, who was now able to move
' about with the aid of a home-made
i crutch, could be seen setting the table, 1
while Mr. Elden stirred a composition
on the stove. They chatted as they
worked, and there was something of
the joy of little children in their com
. panionship. The young folks watched
k for a moment through the window, and
in Dave’s heart some long-forgotten
; emotion moved momentarily at the
। sight of the good-fellowship prevailing
> in the old house. Irene, too, was think
! ing; glimpses of her own butlered
‘ home, and then this *^ckground of
■ primal simplicity, where the old cow
• man cooked the meals and the famous
i specialist set the plates on the bare
board table, and then back of it all her
mother, sedate and correct, and very
much shocked over this mingling of
t the classes.
J “Well, you youngsters must have this
’ country pretty well explored,” said
$ Doctor Hardy, as they entered the
1 hejuse. “Where was it today—the
- prairies, the foothills or the real fel
lows behind?”
“The canyon up the river,” said
1 Irene, drawing off her sweater. “What’s
the eats? Gee I I’m hungry! Getting
pretty supple, Daddykins, aren’t you?”
“Yes, an’ I’m sorry for it, miss,” said
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the old rancher, “not wishin’ him any ‘
harm, or you, neither. We was jus’
talkin’ it over, an’ your father thinks J
he’s spry enough for the road again. ■
Ain’t ever goin’ to be like it used to be
after he’s gone, an’ you.” 1
“We’ll be sorry to go,” said the doc
tor. “That’s what I’ve been saying all
day, and thinking, too. If misfortunes
can be lucky, ours was one of that 1
kind. I don’t know when I’ve enjoyed
a holiday so much. What do you say, 1
girl?”’he asked, as he rested an arm
on her round, firm shoulder and looked •
with fatherly fondness into the fine
brown of her face.
“I’ve never known anything like IC”
she answered. “It’s wonderful. It’s
life.” Then with a sudden little scream
she exclaimed: “Oh, daddy, why can’t
you sell your practice and buy a
ranch? Wouldn’t that be wonderful?”
“Your mother might not see It that
way,” he replied and her eyes fell.
Yes, that was the obstacle. She
would have to go back to the city and
talk by rule, and dress by rule, and
behave by rule, and. be correct.
“It’s been a good time,” the doctor
continued, when they had commenced
supper, “but I’ve already overstayed
my holiday. I feel I can travel now,
and my leg will be pretty strong by
the time lam back east. If Dave will
oblige us by going to town tomorrow
and bringing back some one who can
drive a car, we will be able to start
the following morning. I will just take
the car to town, and either sell it there
or ship it.”
The following morning found Dave
early»on the trail, leading a saddled
horse by his side. .The hours were
leaden for the girl all that day and,
looking into the future, she saw the
specter of her life shadowed down the
years by an unutterable loneliness.
How could she ever drop'it all —all
this wild freedom, this boundless
health, this great outdoors, this life,
life —how could she drop it all and go
back into the little circle where con
vention fenced out the tiniest alien
streamlet, although the circle itself
might lie deep in mire? And how
would she give up this boy who had
grown so imperceptibly but so inti
mately into the very soul of her being
—give him up with all his'strength and
virility and, yes, and coarseness, if you
will, but sincerity, too—an essential
' man, as God made him—ln exchange,
for a machine-made counterfeit with
the stamp of Society? Deeply did she
■ ponder these questions, and as the day
wore on she found herself possessed
’ of a steadily growing determination
' that she would not follow the beaten
1 trail, let the by-paths lead where they
might. _c
Darkness, save for a white moon,
had settled over the foothills when the
; boy returned with another young man.
1 The stranger ate a ravenous supper,
but was not too occupied to essay con
' versation with Irene. He chose to call
’ her cook. j
1 “Swell pancakes, cook,” was his
• opening remark. “Can you find an
other for yours truly?”
She refilled his plate without an
swer.
“Used to know a girl mighty like
you,” he went on. “Waitress in the
। Royal Edward. Gee! but she was
swell! A pippin! Class? Say, she
had ’em all guessing. Had me guessing
myself for a while. But just for a
while.” He voiced these remarks with
an air of intense self-approval more
offensive Than the words. 9
Irene felt the color rise about her
neck and cheeks and run like an over
flowing stream into her ears and about
her hair. It was evident that, for a
second time, Dave had chosen to say
nothing to strangers about her pres
ence at the ranch. Her father and Mr.
Elden were in Dave’s room; Dave had
stopped eating, and she saw the veins
rising in his clenched fists. But the
challenge was to her, and she would
accept it; she felt no need of his pro
, tection.
“Fill your stomach,” she said, pass
ing more pancakes; “your head is
i hopeless.”
i He attempted a laugh, but the meal
' was finished in silence. The stranger
• lit a cigarette and Irene went to the
• door with Dave.
' “Come for a walk,” he whispered.
• “The horses are tired, so let’s walk.
I . . . It’s our last chance.”
She ran for her sweater and rejoined
him in a moment. They walked in
। silence down a path through the fra
; grant trees, but Dave turned from time
• to time to catch a glimpse of her face.
[ white and fine as ivory in the soft
’ light. He had much to say, but he was
■ tongue-tied under the spell of her
i beauty.
“You squelched him, all right,” he
■ broke out, at length.
“Just in time, too, I think,” she re
' plied. “I was watching your hands.”
He smiled a quiet but very confident
t smile. “Reenie,” he Said, “that fellow
I makes me sick. All the way out he
. talked about girls. He’s a city chap
. an’ wears a white collar, but he ain’t
*fit to speak your name. Another min
ute an’ I’d ’a’ had ’lm by the neck.”
I He seixed a spruce limb that stuck
; across their path. It was the sixe of a
• stout stick, but he snapped it with a
' turn of his wrist. It was very tough;
I it ooxed sticky stuff where he broke it
"Wfa ntdt,” he Mid, IHtirt cn hi* Wft,
“Jus’ like that”
They reached an open space. Some
thing black—or was it red?—lay on
the ground. Dave bent over it a mo
ment, then looked up to her white,
clear face, white and clearer than ever
since witnessing -the strength of his
hate. (
“It’s a calf,” he said, as calmly as he
could. “Half etup. Wolves, I guess.”
“The poor, poor thing!” she breath- j
ed. “The poor, innocent thing! Why
did it have to die?”
“It’s always the innocent things ’at
suffers,” he answered.
“Always the innocent things,” she
repeated mechanically. “Always—”
She sprang to her feet and faced him.
“Then .what about the Justice of
God?” she demanded.
“I don’t know nothin’ about the jus
tice of God,” he answered bitterly. ।
“All I know is the crittur ’at can’t ।
run gets caught.”
There was a long pause. “It doesn’t
seem right,” she said at length.
“It ain’t right,” he agreed. “But 1 ,
guess it’s life. I see it here on the
prairies with every livin’ thing. I
guess I was like that, some. I’ve been
caught. I guess a baby ain’t respon*
slble for anything, is it? I didn’t •
pick my father or my mother, did I?
But I got to bear it.”
There was something near a break
In his voice on the last words. She
felt she must speak.
“I think your father is a wonderful
old man,” she said, “and your mother ■
must have been wonderful, too. You
should be proud of them both.”
“Reenie, do you mean that?” he de
manded. His eyes were looking
straight into hers.
“Absolutely,” she answered. “Ab
solutely I mean It.”
“Then I’m goin’ to say some more
things to you,” he went on rapidly.
“Things ’at I didn’t know whether to
say or not, but now they’ve got to be
said, whatever happens. Reenie, I
haven’t ever been to school or learned
lots of things I should ’a’ learned, but
I ain’t a fool, neither. I didn’t learn
to break all those bottles in a day.
Well, I can learn other things, too,
an’ I will, if only it will take me
across. Pm goin’ to leave this old
ranch, some way, jus’ as soon as it
can be arranged. I’m goin’ to town,
an’ work. I’m strong; I can get pretty ;
good wages. I’ve been thinkin’ it all |
over, an’ was askin’ some questions '
in town today. I can work days aa’;
go to school nights. An’ I’ll do it —If •
it'll get me across. You know what I
mean. I ain’t askin’ no pledges, Ree
nie, but what’s the chance? I know I
don’t talk right, and I don’t eat right—
you tried not to notice but you couldn’t
help—but, Reenie, I think right, an’ 1 1
guess with a girl like you that counts ,
more than eatin’ and talkin’.”
She had thought she could say yes
or no to any question he could ask,
but as he poured forth these plain,
passionate words she found herself
enveloped in a flame that found no ex
pression in speech. She had no
words. She was glad when he went •
on:
“I know I’m only a boy an’ you’re
only a girl. That’s why I don't ask
no pledge. I leave you free, only I
want you to stay free until I have
my chance. Will you promise that?”
She tried to pull herself together.
“You know I’ve had a good time with
you, Dave,” she said, “and I’ve gone
with you everywhere, like I would not
have gone with any other boy I ever
knew, and I’ve talked and let you talk
about things I never talked about be
fore, and I believe you’re true and
clean and —and —”
“Yes,” he said. “What’s your an
swer?”
“I know you’re true and clean,” she
repeated. “Come to me—like that —
when I’m a woman and you’re a man,
and then —then we’ll know.”
He was tall and straight, and his
shadow fell across her face, as though
“Reenie” He Said, "Kiss Me."
even the moon must not see. “Ree
nie." he said, “kiss me.”
For one moment she thought of her
mother. She knew she stood at the
parting of the ways: that all life for
her was being molded In that moment.
Then she put both arms about his
neck and drew his lips to hers.
Dave goes to town to seek
his fortune.
(TO BE SbNTINUED.)
If* the Calm Ones Who Get Fat.
“So you married that Miss Meek.
I remember her well, a quiet, shrink
lag sort of girl."
“Nothing shrinking about her; she’s
twice the sixe she used to be.”—Bos
ton Transcript.
A 's’-
rnnCTE* ONIVfM faiiliUlATWlHit ‘
Lesson
(By REV. P. B. FITZWATER, D. D.,
Teacher ot English Bible In the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
(Copyright. 1918, Western Newspaper Union)
’ LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 2
TEMPERANCE LESSON.
(Wor'M’g Temperance Sunday.)
LESSON TEXT—Jer. «:!-», 12-14, 1», 1».
GOI.DEN TEXT-Whether therefore ye
sat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, d<- all
o the glory of God.—l Cor. 10:2L
PRIMARY TOPIC—A true temperance
story.
JUNIOR TOPIC—What alcohol doea-
Prov. 23:J1.32.
INTERMEDIATE TOPIC—The clean
strong life.
SENIOR AND ADULT TOPIC—Our per
sonal responsibility for temperance re
form.
I. The Rechabltes Terted (w. 1-5).
In the days of Jeholaklm the Lord
charged Jeremiah to bring the Recha
bites into the house of the Lord and tert
them regarding the drinking of wine.
This he did in a place where the people
might behold them, the aim being to
teach Israel by example. The father
of the Rechabites had given command
that they should not drink wine. Their
! filial obedience put to shame the Is
raelites for their lack of obedience.
Jonadab, the father of the Rechabltes,
was only a man, but the one whose
commands Israel were disregarding
was the Almighty God, their Creator
and Savior. It is God’s plan that every
man be tested. Being a free agent he
only can have character through test
ing. It was for this reason that God
placed Adam and Eve in Eden and per
mitted the devil to test them. While
we should be concerned with the re
moval of temptations from men, we
should be more concerned teith teach
ing them their responsibility and show
ing them how to overcome.
11. The Filial Loyalty of the Recha
bites (w. 6-11).
Though they were out of their own
country, in the midst of a foreign peo
ple, they refused to drink wine, declar
; ing that they had been true to the in
i struction of Jonadab all their lives,
i Obedience to his instructions had been
; practiced by all men, women and chil
! dren. It is a fine thing when children
' keep in memory their fathers and ren
der obedience to their commands.
111. The Loyalty of the Rechabites in
Contrast With the Disloyalty of the
Israelites (w. 12-16).
1. The appeal (vv. 13,14). He made
the appeal on the basis of the filial
loyalty of the Rechabites. He remlnd
| ed them that the Rechabltes were obe
! dient, though their father was dead
long ago. He also reminded them that
he had spoken to them in person, rising
up early to do so.
2. The ministry of the prophets (w.
15,16). When the people failed to ren
der obedience to God he sent to them
I the prophets, who plead with them to
i amend their ways by turning away
from their idols. Matthew Henry indi
cates the points of contrast somewhat
as follows: (1) The Rechabltes were
obedient to one who was but a man;
the Jews disobeyed the infinite and
eternal God. (2) Jonadab was dead
long since and could not know of their
disloyalty or correct them from it God
is ali-wise and lives forever and will
punish for disobedience. (3) The Rech
abltes were never put in mind of their
obligations, but God sent his prophets
who rose up early to remind them. (4)
Jonadab left the charge, but no estate
to bear the charge; but God gave the
people a goodly land and blessed them
in it. (5) God never tied up his people
to any hard task like Jonadab did, yet
God’s people disobeyed him and the
Rechabltes obeyed their father.
IV. Judgment Upon the Jews for Dis
obedience (v. 17).
God declared that he would bring
judgment upon them according to what
he had said. Judgment is determined
upon those who disobey and rebel
against God.
V. Reward of the Rechabites for
Their Loyalty (vv. IS, 19).
Because they had been true to the |
commands of Jonadab they should ‘
have continued representation before
God. God has such regard for filial i
obedience that he lets no act go unre
warded.
God Knows His Own.
The church must keep herself pure.
Neither false doctrine, nor false life,
'is allowable. The searching eyes of
God see every corner of his dwelling
place. Nothing Is hidden from his
search. “The Lord knoweth them
that are his. and them that are not
his cannot deceive him. So, “let ev
eryone that nameth the name of Christ,
depart from iniquity.”
The Miracle of Divine Grace.
The miracle of divine grace is too
great for our understanding. The most
dreadful thing about sin is the terrible
feeling that the sinner can never agaip
be as though that sin had never been.
—Rev. Reginald J. Campbell in the
Churchman.
Power of Prayer.
Prayer is the summing up of the i
Christian life in a definite act. which |
is at once inward and outward, the i
power of which on the character, like
that of any other act. is proportioned
to its intensity.—Benjamin Jowett
What We Will and Must
There is no contending with neces
sity, and we should be very tender
how we censure those that submit to
it. Tls one thing to be at liberty to do
what we will, and another thing to he
tied up to what we must.—L’Estrwnge
OH! MY NIPF HAIR
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Hurry! Let “Danderine” your
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To stop failing hair at once and rid
the scalp of*every particle of dandruff,
get a small bottle of delightful “Datr
derine” at any drug or toilet counter S
for a few cents, pour a little in your
hand and rub It into the scalp. After "r
several applications the hair usually
stops coming out and you can’t find any
dandruff. Help your hair grow long;
thick and strong and become soft,
glossy and abundant —Adv. Sp
Peace Stamps.
President Wilson will soon have the
privilege of seeing his own portrait oar
a postage stamp! Not a United States
stamp, however, for (he pictures of liv
ing persons do not appear on this
country’s adhesives. But there is no
law which forbids a foreign country
from thus honoring a living American
—and the peace stamps in preparation
in Uruguay—it Is understood they al
ready have been issued —bear the por
traits of President Wilson, President
Poincare of France, the kings of Eng
land, Belgium and Italy, and portraits
of other rulers of countries associated
in the war against Germany. This set
will be highly prized by philatelists.—
Kent B. Stiles in Boys’ Life.
“CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP”
IS CHILD’S LAXATIVE
Look at tongue! Remove poisons
from stomach, liver and
bowels.
1 DL/ r
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Accept “California” Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for, the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child’s dose on each bot
tle. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say “California."
—Adv.
Wasn’t It a Pity?
Little Anne was very fond of ripe
olives, and her mother had to watch
her to see that she did not indulge too
freely. One day there was company,
and Anne managed to have the olive
dish stopped near her plate.
After the dinner her mother pointed
to the pile of pits,on Anne’s plate and
asked:
“How could you make such a pig ,
of yourself? I should think you would
be ashamed to see so many pits, and
ashamed to have others see them.”
Anne hung her head and replied:
“I was. That’s the reason I threw
all the rest of them on the floor.” '
I WHEN MEALS I 1
HIT BACK :
“Pape’s Diapepsin” instantly
Ends Indigestion, Sourness,
Stomach Acidity v
Are lumps of undigested food cans- -is
ing you pain? Is your stomach acid.
gassy, sour, or have you flatulence,
heartburn? Then take Pape’s Diapbp
sin.
Just as soon as you eat a tablet or
two of Pape’s Diapepsin all that dys
pepsia. indigestion and stomach dis
tress caused by acidity ends. These
pleasant, harmless tablets of Pape’s
Diapepsin never fail to make sick,
upset stomachs feel fine at once, and
they cost very little at drug stores. Adv.
Clever Strategy.
A farmer, whose watermelon patch
lutd been the object of several raids
Iby passing motorist^, secured 1m-
I munity by posting the following' sign
j conspicuously near the roadside:
“Warning: Six of these melons are
shot full of strychnine* and nobody
but me knows which ones they are!"
Tact.
Total Stranger—How like a Chinese
that woman is over there. ‘
Absolute Ditto—lndeed? She is my
wife.
T. S. —Y-e-e-s. Her —ah—feet are so
delightfully small, y’know.