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Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Headache Neuralgia Colds Lumbago
Pain Toothache Neuritis Rheumatism
Accept only “Bayer" package
" which contains proven directions.
Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
/ Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists.
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A Laxative That Children Love
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The Chewing Does It
ECZEMA
After Others Fail
PETERSOirSOINTMENT
Big Box 60 Cents
The mighty healing power of Peter
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itching of skin and scalp tortures you
is known to tens of thousands of peo
ple the country over. Often the itching
goes overnight.
For pimples, acne, rough and red
skin, old sores, ulcers, piles, chafing,
sunburn, burning feet and all blemishes
and eruptions it is supremely efficient,
as any broad-minded druggist will tell
you. Peterson Ointment Co., Buffalo,
N. Y.
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^ emoveH Dandruff-Stops Hair Failing
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feet, makes walking easy. Ito by mail or at Drug
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Carboil draws out the core
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Mothers Wear ’Em Too
One reason so many modern girls
are taller than mother may be discov
ered just beneath their stocking heels.
•—Boston Herald.
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of Constipation, Flatulency,
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assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.
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Location of Ores
Revealed by Smoke
Over tlie entrance to the principal
mine of a lead company in Arizona
hangs a portrait of “Antonio, the
Cave Finder,” an employee who roams
about the underground passage puff
' ing cigarettes, says Popular Mechan
ics Magazine. He keeps close watch
of the smoke as it drifts away, and
if he sees it disappearing through
tiny breaks in the rock formation,
the workings are extended in that
direction, which often leads to inner
caves, rich in ore. Minerals in this
region seem to have been deposited
in cavities which lie in an approxi
mately horizontal plane. The mine
is said to have been enlarged by
। more than half a mile in this manner.
Tunnels are driven under the caves
and the ore is dropped directly Into
the cars that carry it out of the min&
Crow’s Little Hoard
While cutting a large tree at Stow,
Maine, Herbert Andrews was sur
prised to see a piece of money fall at
his feet. Upon picking It up, it proved
to be a bright dime, which was partly
covered with flecks of tree mold. A
careful search of the tree, after it was
felled, disclosed the place from which
the coin had fallen. As the tree was
well back in the woods from any high
way, it is believed that a crow, at
tracted by the gleam of the dime,
picked it up and carried it to a safe
hiding place.
The Cuticura Toilet Trio.
Having cleared your skin keep it clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The Soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per
fume. No toilet table Is complete
without them. —Advertisement.
Big Demand for Rubber
About 415,000 long tons of rubber
were produced in the world last year
and the United States used 77 per
cent of it, compared with 45 per cent
in 1905, when world production ap
proximated 60,000 long tons.
Not Far Away
“Are foodstuffs allowed in the
mails?” “Well, we deliver a lot of
mush,” answered the postman.
Self-defense Is nature’s oldest law.—
Dryden.
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The Reverend Had a Little
Lamb!
The pastor of a colored church In
Tennessee was haled before the
board of deacons on serious charges.
It was alleged that although married
he had been caught in the act of
embracing a comely female member
of the congregation, in the vestry
room. The evidence against him ap
peared to be conclusive. Three pre
sumably unbiased witnesses testified
to the fact.
The accused was asked whether he
had anything to say in his own de
fense. He answered at length and
with eloquence. He led off by point
ing out that the word “pastor" was
a Latin word meaning “shepherd.”
Therefore, lie properly was a shep
herd. He also called the attention
of the court to the fact that in pic
tures and paintings and more fre
quently in stained-glass memorial
windows the Master Himself was
shown as a shepherd carrying a
lamb.
Now then, he contended, it natu
rally followed that when he,' as the
shepherd, took a member of his flock
in his arms, he merely was carrying
out the scriptural example.
In the minds of the deacons there
seemed to be no way of controvert
ing these arguments. Accordingly
they went into executive session and
drew up resolutions exonerating the
preacher. But they added a proviso.
The concluding clause of the docu
ment, as read by the senior deacon
before the congregation on the fol
lowing Sunday night, ran as follows:
“And be it finally resolved dat in
future, es our beloved pastor should
feel de desire stealin’ over him to
tek one of de lambs of de flock in
his arms, dat he shall tek a ram
lamb I”
The Least of His Worries
Down in southern Alabama a person
of color was fetched into court to be
arraigned for his preliminary hearing
on a charge of wilful murder.
“Mose Tupper,” said the judge, con
templating the prisoner over his spec
tacles, “you are accused here of one
of the most serious crimes known to
our laws —to wit, the taking of a hu
man life. Are you properly represent
ed by counsel?”
"No, sub,” said the darky cheerfully.
“Well, have you talked to any one
about your defense since your arrest?”
“I told de sheruff ’bout de shootin’
when he come to my cabin to bring me
heah,” said the prisoner, “but tha’s
all.”
“And have you taken no steps what
ever to engage a lawyer?"
“No, suh," said Mose. “I ain’t got
no money to be wastin' on lawyers.
Dey tell me lawyers is mighty costive.”
“If you have no funds,” insisted the
judge, “it lies within the power of the
court to appoint an attorney to repre
sent you without expense on your
part.”
“You needn’t be botherin’ yo’se'f,
jedge,” answered Mose.
“Well, what do you propose to do
about this case?” demanded his honor.
“You must be properly defended —the
law so provides.”
"Jedge,” said Mose, “ez fur ez I’se
concerned you kin jest let de matter
drap I"
Borrowed Plumage
About once in so often I hear one
which lias the double merit of being
good and being true. I personally
vouch for the authenticity of the offer
ing which follows:
I know a Kentucky lawyer, a bril
liant man, who outgrew the small town
where he was reared and where he be
gan the practice of his profession. An
offer came to him to go to Chicago
and become the attorney for a big lum
ber concern. He went, taking his fam
ily with him.
Always he had lived comfortably but
in a simple fashion as was befitting
his original environment. But he felt
tbe position he now occupied called for
more display than formerly. So h,e
rented a large house and installed a
staff of servants, including a colored
butler. On his first day of service the
butler came to his new master for in
structions.
“Mister Blank,” he asked in his most
butlerfied manner, “does you desire me
to wear my full dress suit ever’ night
at dinner?”
“Well, no,” said the Kentuckian, “on
nights when we have company I’d like
for you to lend it to me.”
Neither Here Nor There
Two French Canadians were trav
eling down a Quebec river in a house
boat. One of them knew the river
and the other did not.
They anchored for the night on a
bar. During the night the river rose
and along toward daylight the craft
went adrift. Three hours later the
motion awoke one of the travelers.
He poked his head out of the door.
An entirely strange section of scenery
was passing.
“Baptiste! Baptiste!” he yelled.
’Get up! We ain’t here no more.”
“No, by gar!" said his companion
after a quick glance at the surround
ings—“we are twelve mile from
here!”
WEAK, RUN-DOWN
NERVOUS, DIZZY
Mrt. Lee Suffered From All
These Troubles, but Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound Made Her Well
Terre Haute, Indiana.—“l was weak
and run-down and in such a nervous con-
dition that I could
hardly do my work.
I was tired all the
time and dizzy, had
no appetite and could
not sleep. I tried
different medicines
for a year but they
did not help me.
Then my husband
saw the ad. for Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound in
the newspapers and
had me take it I regained my strength
and never felt better in my lite. • It com
pletely restored me to health. I had
practically no suffering when.my baby
boy was bom and he is very strong and
healthy. I know that the Vegetable
Compound is the best medicine a woman
can take before and after childbirth for
health and strength. I would be willing
to answer letters from women asking
about the Vegetable Compound.” —
Mrs. Wm. J. Lee, Route E, Box 648,
Terre Haute, Indiana.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound is a dependable medicine for all
these troubles.
For sale by druggists everywhere.
Bee Library a Memorial
The Miller apicultural library at
the Wisconsin College of Agriculture
contains more than 1,100 books and
bulletins relating to bee culture.
After the death of Dr. Charles C.
Miller at Marengo, 111., in 1920, fellow
beekeepers sought some means of per
petuating his memory. A memorial
library was finally decided on, which
was endowed by the beekeepers and
others. Because of the interest which
the Wisconsin College of Agriculture
displayed in beekeeping the Miller
library was established there.
The library is an international mon
ument to beekeeping, says a bulletin
by H. F. Wilson, in charge of the
agriculture department of Wisconsin
college.
Buy the famous “Marie Antoinette”
Pearl Necklace in handsome plush
gift case for $1.85, No. 711 W, 24-inch
string with silver clasp, sold in retail
stores for $5.50. Guaranteed inde
structible. Money back if not satis
fied. Agents wanted. No experience
necessary. Catalog free. Write imme
diately. Marie Antoinette Perle Com
pany, 500 Fifth Ave., New York. —Adv.
Free Verse
“He's a writer of free verse, yon
say!” “Yes: he’s never been paid for
a poem yet."
The successful are criticized.
^^Take Healing
Fj #^^Sulphur baths
| home
—
For rheumatism, gout, eczema or
hives, nothing is more beneficial than
frequent sulphur baths.
You can enjoy the benefits of heal
ing sulphur baths right in your own
home, and at small cost by using
Hancock
Sulphur Compound
nature’s own blood purifying and
skin healing remedy —Sulphur —sci-
entifically prepared to make its use
most efficacious. Use it in the bath.
Also use it internally and as a lotion
on affected parts.
60c and $1.20 the bottle at your
druggist’s. If he cannot supply you,
send his name and the price in stamps
and we will send you a bottle direct.
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Company
Baltimore, Maryland
Haneoefc Sulphur Compound Ointment —son
and SOo—for um with the Liquid Compound.
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Makes Hot Weather
Easier On Baby
Baby suffers often during hot, sul
try spells. Food is upsetting, Colle
is frequent and mothers must watch
out for Diarrhoea, Acidity, Cholera
Morbus, and such troubles. The one
sate preventive is to build up baby's
strength and vitality to go through
these hot weather ailments.
“When my baby began teething he
was cross and did not sleep good,”
writes Mrs. Sam Mlllsapp, of Dalton,
Ga. “Baby’s cry was pitiful and he
was restless. When Dr. Moffett’s
Teethlna was recommended I am
happy to say it did loads of good.
Now Eaby is well and happy as you
please. I certainly recommend
Teethlna to all motners as I don’t
see how they could bring a baby up
without it.”
Teethlna is a baby doctor’s pre
scription. It costs only 30c at all
leading druggists’, yet millions of
mothers know its priceless value in
keeping babies well.
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C. J. MOFFETT CO., COLUMBUS. GA.
TEETHINA
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HIS THOUGHTS
Bride —And you think of nothing but
xie?
Groom—Nothing but you, my dear,
nothing but you.
Bride—And what at this very mo
ment?
Groom—Why, I was thinking that
you might be thinking that I was think
ing It must be near dinner' time, my
'ove. —Chicago Daily News.
Her Last Employment
“Where were you employed last?”
asked the manager of the fair appli
cant.
“In a doll factory, sir.”
“And what were your duties there?"
“Making eyes.”
“Very well. You are engaged; but
please don’t demonstrate your capa
bilities when my wife is around.”
Nothing Wasted
The young wife was in tears when
her husband came home from work.
“What is wrong, darling?"
“Oh, that maid ! She smashes every
thing she touches."
“Good! Send her over next door at
once. Mrs. Spuggs wants some one to
help her move her victrola.”
Competent Source
Mrs. Muddle —Well, John, I have
heard both sides of the story of the
trouble between Mrs. Nagg and her
husband.
Mr. Muddle —And from whom did
you hear both sides of the story?
Mrs. Muddle —Why, from Mrs. Nagg,
of course.
TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM
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Epp
“How did you come to decide to buy
a six-cylinder car?”
“Well, I heard the collector for this
automobile concern drove a four
cylinder.”
Shingle Facts
East and West have never met,
Their ways have never mingled;
So Chinamen will never get
Their pigtails bobbed or shingled.
His Income
She —If I ever marry it will be a
man whose income has at least four
ciphers In it.
He —That’s good, dear. My income
Is all ciphers—as many as you like.—
The Progressive Grocer.
Word Meaning Trouble
“Dad,” said Clarence, “what’s a
three-letter word meaning trouble?”
“Yes," growled his father, who was
wishing he had been struck dumb the
day he proposed.
MILKING ENERGY
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“It’s said the hand-shaking done by
a noted politician in Washington be
fore election would milk every cow In
the country twice.”
“You don’t say! And just to think
he has to use all that energy In order
to milk the government.”
Struck Out
He struck a match to gaee
Upon his gasoline—
No more he’ll travel
On the village green.
A Noneconomist
“Blowitt has a rather novel philoso
phy.”
“What Is it?”
“He says when a man works hard
to get money, why impose upon him
self the further hardship of trying to
save it?”
Os Course
“Why were the Middle Ages known
as the dark ages?”
“Because there were so many
knights.”--Washington Star.
Letters •
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written
twenty years |
ago, th * W I
second ’ I
recently by J
Mrs. J. H. V 1
Bourland, _ ■Sb- B
Frankston, M
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June 2, 1904, she writes
"For twenty-three years I was a)
constant sufferer from chronic
catarrh. I had a severe misery and 1
burning in the top of my head, a
continual dropping of mucous into
my throat causing frequent expec
toration. My entire system be
came involved and I grew worse.
It seemed as if I could not recover
from a constant cough and fre
quent attacks of bilious colic. My
bowels were affected, causing
alarming hemorrhages. I tried
many remedies and finally took
Pe-ru-na. In three days I was re
lieved of my bowel trouble and en
tirely cured by five bottles. I most
cheerfully recommend Pe-ru-na.’’
June 30, 1924, Mrs. Bourland writes
again:—
“I will soon be seventy-nine years
old and enjoy god health for one
of my age. I still recommend
Pe-ru-na and take it myself when
necessary.”
For more than half a century
Pe-ru-na has a proud record of
good done. Men and women the
world over stand ready to testify to
its value in the treatment of alt
catarrhal disorders.
Send 4 cent* postage to tha
PE-RU-NA COMPANY, Columbus,
Ohio, for book on catarrh.
Pe-ru-na in either tablet or liquid
form sold everywhere.
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“So Al joined th’ police force?"
"Yeh. Yuh know they’ve been after
’im for some time.”
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