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MRS. BORGELIN'S
REMARKABLEJECOVERY
Gives Credit for Restored Health to Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound. All
Women Interested
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MRS. OSCAR F. BORGELIN
FOREST CITY, IOWA
Forest City, lowa.— ‘ ‘My first child
lived only a short time and I was sick
for a year after. When I bent over
and raised myself up again I could
almost scream with pain in my back.
One day I was so bad that I had to
leave my washing and get ready to
go to the doctor. He gave me medi
cine, but it did no more good than if
I drank just water. Once when we
had been in town a little book telling
about Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound was left in our car. I
have taken five bottles of the Vege-
Finance in Afghanistan
An Ingenious scheme has been de
vised for financing the Afghan em
bassies abroad. Every embassy in
Kabul has to pay the same rent there
for accommodation as the Afghan min
ister in the corresponding foreign cap
ital. Colonel Humphrey’s mud bunga
low, for Instance, costs his govern
ment as much as the house in Gros
venor gardens, London, where the
Afghan envoy resides.—Lowell Thomas
in Asia Magazine.
Creation
What can be more foolish than to
think that all this rare fabric of
heaven and earth could come by
chance, when all the skill of art is not
able to make an oyster I —Jeremy Tay
lor.
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by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years.
J Accept only '‘Bayer” package
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e Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
9 Also bottles of 24 and 100 —Druggists.
Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidester of Sallcylicacld
Silence Not Always Good Japs Extend Phones
There may be times when silence is In a plan to improve the telephone
gold, and speech silver; but there are system of the country the government
times, also, when silence is death, and of Japan plans to install 50,000 tele
speech is life—the very life of Pente- phones and 10,000 miles of new toll
cos t. Max Miller. lines within the next five years.
Is it conscience that says: “I told Measure your cloth twice, since you
you so,” or some devil’s imp? can cut but once. —Schlay.
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SOLD BO YEAKS — A FINE GENERAL TONIC
table Compound now and I do all my
housework and help with the milking,
and taking care of chickens and gar
den. Besides I have a fine baby girl
eight months old, just the picture of
health, and I am feeling fine myself.
You may use this letter as a testi
monial and I will answer any letters
asking about the Vegetable Com
pound.”—Mrs. Oscar F. Borgelin,
Route No. 5, Forest City, lowa.
A Bad Case of Nerves Relieved
Denver, Colorado. — “I was very
despondent, blue and sad all the time,
which is worse than real pain, and
extremely nervous, with no appetite.
I was this way for about two years
and thought no one cared for me.
My mother had had the same trouble
and had taken Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound for it. I tried
everything else, then I began to take
it. I soon had a better appetite and
restored mental condition. I moved to
a bright, sunny house, began calling
on different people, and changed
many other things. I also used Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Sanative Wash for my
female weakness. With the aid of
your medicine* I am now a fairly
healthy, happy and contented woman.
I’ve used the Vegetable Compound at
different times and will say it always
helps me over the bad spells that
come to every woman past 40 years. ”
—Mrs. Helen Fine, 35 South Wash
ington Street, Denver, Colorado.
Why Is This?
Although most people insist their
feet grow hotter in warm weather
when they wear shoes witli composi
tion soles, tests by the bureau of
standards indicate the composite ma
terial does not conduct any more heat
than leather.
The Quickest Way to Beauty.
Women are finding “The Quickest
Way to Beauty” in O. J.’s Beauty Lo
tion. At all drug stores on a money
back guarantee. Removes Pimples,
Freckles, Blackheads, Sunburn and
, Tan. 75c per bottle. —Adv.
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Cut Rates
“Are the charges low at your bar
ber’s?’’
“Cut rates.”
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MY FAVORITE
STORIES
By IRVIN S. COBB
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(Copyright.)
Guilt on the Very Face of It
A great many persons who know —
and admire —the darky stories of E.
K. Means are not aware that this
author Is, at his home in Jackson,
Miss., the Rev. E. K. Means, pastor
of Galloway Memorial M. E. church,
South. He is a zealous clergyman, a
gifted speaker, and a fluent writer,
but being, as befits a clergyman, a
truthful man also, Mr. Means would
be the last person to lay claim to
great personal beauty.
As his friend, I feel that I may re
peat this story at his expense, es
pecially as lie himself told it to me.
He had been gazing at ray printed
likeness and he was reminded of an
experience of bls own. I quote his
words:
“Once upon a time my picture was
published in a small weekly news
paper in a village In Louisiana. I
was standing in the post office when
a farmer entered to get his mail.
He opened the little paper and gazed
with fascination at tny countenance.
He held the sheet close to his nose,
then' extended it to his arm’s length,
trying to focus his dim eyes on the
vision. He fumbled in all his pockets
and, brought forth his hands empty
of the thing he sought.
Then he remarked to the world at
large:
“‘I left my specs home and I can’t
see who this here feller is. I don’t
know whut he done, neither, but by
d —n, he’s guilty I’ ”
Total Loss!
For the first time in the history of
the state —it was a southern state —an
electrocution took place within the
walls of the state prison. The legisla
ture, keeping step with the march of
progress and civilization, had ordered
the installation of an electric chair to
take the honored place of the old-fash
ioned slip-noose under the left ear.
A negro “trusty” was an unwilling
witness to the first performance un
der the new arrangement. The warden
had detailed him as helper to the paid
executioner. He issued forth from the
lethal chamber with popped eyes and
ashen face.
A group of his fellow convicts knot
ted about him anxious to hear the
grisly details. He proceeded eluci
date:
“Well, suzz,” he said, with a shiver,
“they teks an’ strops you down, hand
an’ foot, in a big cheer. An’ den they
clamps some lil* things onto your haid
an’ yo’ laigs. An’ den one of de w'ite
men he step over to whar dey's a
little jigger in de wail an’ he give it
a lil’ yank—zzz’—lak dat!”
Here he paused and fetched a deep
breath.
“Whut den? whut den?” came the
chorus.
“Nothin’ but ruin—jes’ absolute
ruin 1”
Making It Four of a Kind
Judge Isaac Russell, chief justice
of the court of special sessions of
New York city, went on a private
and unannounced tour of inspection
among the various corrective and
charitable institutions of his jurisdic
tion. Late in the afternoon he en
tered the outer office of one of the
insane asylums.
"I should like to make a trip
through this place,” he said to an
underkeeper who chanced to be in
sole charge of the office temporarily.
Visitors’ days are Wednesdays and
Saturdays,” said the keeper shortly;
“and, besides, it’s after hours.”
“But I insist on being shown
through,” said His Honor.
“Well, you've got a nerve!”
growled the keeper. “Who are you
to be givln’ me orders?”
“I am Chief Justice Russell of the
Court of Special Sessions,” was the
answer.
“That’ll be about all,” said the
keeper wearily. “We’ve got three of
you In here now. Why don’t you call
yourself George Washington—there’s
only one of him?”
Absolutely No Reason for It
Harry Beresford, the actor, was
born in England but has lived long
enough in America practically to
have recovered from It, One fall a
friend sent him two tickets for one
of the world series ball games at the
Polo grounds, and he took with him
to the game a newly arrived English
man, a distant kinsman and also an
actor.
The stranger sat patiently enough
through seven innings. The whole
riotous proceeding was a puzzle to
him but he was too polite to mention
it. Then, when the mighty crowd,
following the baseball custom, stood
up to stretch, he rose, too, and
started for the aisle.
“Hold on!” said Beresford. “It
isn’t over yet.”
“I was only going to get a cup of
tea, old chap,” explained his guest.
“You can’t get tea now,” said
Beresford, “the game goes right on.”
“You mean to say there is no tea
being served?” demanded the English
man in amazement.
“Certainly not!” said Beresford.
“Well,” demanded the other, “what,
then, Is the purpose of the bally
game?”
I Help That Bad Back!
Is • bad back wearing you out? Are
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A Georgia Case
Mrs. W. J. Phil
lips, 114 W. Lib
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lame and dull, D 4-.
throbbing pains Flrl*' 1
across my kidneys G IV
made my house
work difficult. My
kidneys acted too
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and worn out. My
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I have tried others without
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Humor
GETTING SERIOUS
“Look here," commanded the traffic
cop, “If you’re the driver of the car
that knocked down this old lady, you’re
under arrest."
“Wot’s the matter?” asked the hard
ened motorist, in surprise. “Ain’t it
all right?”
“Oh, sure; but you parked too long
after the accident.” —American Legion
Weekly.
Had Things Mixed
A city man called upon another and,
after a glance around the establish
ment, inquired:
“How’s your new office boy getting
along?”
“Fine!” was the reply. "He’s got
things so mixed up that I can’t get
along without him.”
THE LARGEST EXPENSE
——l naw I aaa n
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Business Partner —Jim, your ex
penses are Immense. You ought to
cut off the largest of them.
Jim —Sam, are you advising me to
get a divorce?
Cowcatcher as a Churn
The cow stood on the railroad track
A-looklng at the sky.
Down 'he track came the limited;
Oh, see the pretty butterfly.
In Spirit Only
Co —Don’t you think Connie looks
spirltuelle in that gown?
Edna —Well, I’ll admit there is not
much of the material about her. —De-
Pauw Yellow Crab.
AN EARNEST STUDENT
0®
“Yes, sir, the more I study about
this great universe of ours the less I
know!”
“You must be an earnest student
indeed.”
Too Much to Expect
An epitaph must not include
A trace of criticism rude.
So who shall lead a life by half
Deserving of hi. epitaph?
More Retractions
Mary—l took your advice, mum, anc
wrote to tell him I didn’t mean what
I said in my last letter.
Mistress —What did you say in your
last letter?
Mary—That I didn’t mean what I
said In the one before.
Had Been Hardened
Mistress—So you are leaving me to
go and work at an asylum, Jane. Do
you think you’ll be able to stand the
strain?
Maid —Well, madam, Tye been here
! for two years.
Thus Shutting Him Up
First Deaf Mute —What’s the mat
ter with Dumboy’s hand?
The Other One —An accident he had
at the club last night. Broke two fin
gers telling dialect stories.
His Pride
Mrs. Brewer —Mrs. O’Sly says she
has never caught her husband in a lie.
Mr. Brewer—Yes, and O’Sly goes
around blowing about it.
Wasn’t It Sad!
“Would you believe it, we had only
been married two days when my hus
band received a letter informing him
that he had won the big prize in the
lottery.”’
“What, only two days too late?
That’s what I call bad luck.”—Stray
Stories.
Most Likely
“Why are door nails so dead, paw?”
“They are hit on the head, son, and
get In beyond their depth.”
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Baby’s fretting is nature’s onlyl
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