The bulletin. (Irwinton, Wilkinson County, Ga.) 191?-19??, November 06, 1925, Image 3

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Lo the Wise Indian! Big Chief Meyers, who caught for the New York Giants In the days when the battery of Mathewson and Meyers was famous, was—and still is—a re markable man. Although a full-blood ed Indian of one of the California mis sion tribes he is a college graduate and, what Is rather unusual in a pro fessional ball-player, an exceedingly well-informed lover of art and he has a keen wit. His tribal name was Tortes. One day a curious person asked him why he had taken the name of John Meyers. “It sounds so Indian,” said Meyers. On another occasion a friend invited Meyers to tell him what his favorite pictures were. “There are two that I particularly like,” said the brawny Indian. “One is Abbey’s mural painting, ‘The Quest of the Holy Grail,’ on the walls of the Boston public library. Whenever I’m in Boston I go to see it. And the other is that picture called ‘Custer’s Last Stand.’” “Surely you don’t mean that atro cious chromo showing a lot of white cavalrymen being killed and scalped— that tiling which some harvesting com pany out West used to give away as an advertisement?” “That’s the identical one,” said Meyers. “But why, In the name of goodness, should you favor that daub?” “I’ll tell you why,” said Meyers. “It’s the only picture done by a white man that I ever saw where my crowd is getting as good as an even break.” Where Proper Relief Lay Late in life, Messrs. Abrams and Shaplnsky took up golf. Both were retired cloak and suit merchants of the type made famous in Montague Glass’ immortal stories. Ou a glorious September after noon they were going over the links of their country club. They were playing for a stake of a dollar a hole, and the competition was spirited. Air. Abrams drove into a bunker. With his iron he made four ineffec tual swipes, raising the sand in clouds Then he stooped down, picked up the half burled ball and tossed it out on the fairway. Mr. Shaplnsky stiffened with in dignation. “Look a’ here!” he whooped. “You couldn’t do that. It’s against the rules.” “I already have done it,” said Mr. Abrams, calmly. “But again I tell you It’s against the rules,” declared Mr. Shaplnsky. “I have been playing this game long er as you have aud I tell you it says in the book where you should not touch the ball with your hands at all. What am I going to do if by such tricks as that you should win the match?" “Sue me,” said Mr. Abrams. Mostly on the Ground Floor On his last annual visit to his old home in Alabama, Col. Bozeman Bul ger met a husky young negro, whom he remembered as a ragged picka ninny. Having spent more than a year with the A. E. F. overseas, Bulger had a natural interest in military matters. He asked the darky what service he had seen. “I didn’t git into de army atall,” said the negro. “That’s surprising," said Balger. "You’re one of the huskiest looking speciments I’ve seen in a long while. Even if you didn’t volunteer I should have thought that the draft would have caught you.” “De draft did ketch me, but dey didn’t keep me. De genelman what ’zamined me he let me go ag’in." “What reason did he give?” “Well, suh, after he done look me ovah he sort of lass an’ say be reck- Ined ’twouldn’t be no satisfaction to de Germans to shoot me; an’ he tole me to grab my hat an’ git on out of dere.” “Whar were his exact words?” “Well, suh, near ez I kin rekellect he say dat my feet was so big an’ so flat dat even es I did git shot I wouldn’t fall ovah.” The Blame Goes With the Name George Barr McCutcheon, the au thor^ walked Into a Boston book store —Boston, the home of culture, mind you—and, idling about, found a copy of his own book Graustark. Slipping a fountain pen from his ’pocket he surreptitiously scribbled hia name on the fly-leaf. McCutcheon writes an almost Illegibly hand. He fiddled about a bit, then picked up the book and, carrying it in his hand, approached the proprietor. “What kind of a yarn is this?” he asked. “Pretty fair.” “How much Is it?” “Dollar and a half.” McCutcheon opened the volume at the page bearing his scrawled signa ture. “How about this?” he asked “What do you want for it with this in it?” i “Oh,” said the bookdealer, “that’s a । mutilated copy. Take it for seventy- I five cents.” THE BULLETIN, IRWINTON, GEORGIA. “THE FOUNDATION OF HIS HEALTH” Among the thousands who have publicly expressed indebtedness to Tanlac for normal weight, health and strength, is A. B. White, who recently said: "The foundation for my present excel lent health was laid by Tanlac. For months I had been run-down. I had lost all enjoy ment for food and suffered great discom fort from indigestion. 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Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue. N. Y. ® Green's August Flower for Constipation, Indigestion and Torpid Liver Relieves that feeling of hav ing eaten unwisely. 30c &9oc bottle*. All druggists. IYour Consignments Solicited 9 Lieber &G>. South ygflUgJU Monroe,Louivtana Scraps^ o/ *- — ■ ———— — _ — —.—— - — THOUGHTS OF HOME “Yes," droned the guide, “tills Is the scene of some primeval upheaval. Great rocks were tossed about by a giant hand. Streams were hurled from their beds. As you see, confusion reigns everywhere.” “I’ll bet the apartment we sublet to strangers looks worse," sighed the tourist. What a Happy Day It Was Finnigan — O’Sponge cleaned his pipe and said he was dying for a smoke —and it was one of the hap piest moments of my life. Mulligan—One of the happiest mo ments of your life? Finnigan—Sure! I was all out of tobacco.—Chicago News. FINISHED ’EM, ALL RIGHT — ^0 = Wifie (In from the club) —Did you finish the dishes I left for you to wash? Hubby (in open rebellion) —I did— threw ’em outa the door I Short Story He tipped the check girl handsomely, And then I saw him gloat— It seems she absent-mindedly Gave him a better coat. Lucky “I only had a leg and you have charged me for a complete chicken!" “Yes, it is our custom!” "Then I am glad I didn’t order a beefsteak!” TO BREAK THE DROUGHT fJ First Farmer —Wonder how long this here drought’s goin’t’ last I Second Ditto—Well, yer know how to break It, don’t yer? First Ditto —Oh, yes; we’ve moved up the date of th’ church picnic t’ next week. Guess we kin hold out till then. She Does Not Can a woman keep a secret? Well, it doesn't take a sass To supply a ready answer: Does a woman tell her age? Some Help “Did the war really do us any good?” “Yes, many public speakers got into the habit of talking only four minutes.” Reason for More Time Counsel on both sides had been al lowed 15 minutes each for argument. Accordingly the counsel for the plain tiff took a long breath, puffed out his chest, and began: “At tiie fall of Babylon—” “Just a minute,” interposed the judge. “If you are going to start as far back as that, perhaps I had better allow you 20 minutes.” Not Sure Corn —Was your barn hurt any dur ing that cyclone last night? Tassel —I dunno; I ain’t found the blamed thing yet. Can’t Say "Don’t you find it difficult these days to live within your income?” “Oh, I don’t know. My wife won't let me try it.” Now, Jane Susie —I wouldn't be in your shoes, Jane, on any account. Jane —And I wouldn't like you to be; you’d stretch ’em all out of shape. One of Those Hats Ue —Then you like the idea of my coming out without a hat? She —Well, it isn’t that, but I’d sooner see you without a hat than wearing the sort of hat you would wear if you wore a hat! —The Dass- Ing Show. Old Eli Wins Lord Jesf —Is there no way in which I can open your heart? 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PE-RU-NA . 4 Hie Original and Reliable Remedy lor Catarrh The New Package So,d Everywhere Tablets or Liquid Send 4 Cents lor booklet on eatarrh to the Pe-ru-na Company, Columbus, Ohio STUBBORN SORES and inflammations quickly jield to Resinol CARBUNCLES Carboil draws out the core and gives quick relief. GkRBOIL At all Dru^isU — Money-back. Guarantee Jusso ! Many a woman uses make-up mere ly because she hasn't the cheek to do without it. —Boston Transcript. li : k , “No girl or woman should ‘purge’ and ‘physic’ herself 'i every few days. This is very injurious. Besides, it isn’t MKajk* "h necessary.” ■Wi K —DR. CALDWELL DR. W. B. CALDWELL AT THE AGE OF 63 Tells Girls and Women to Avoid "Physics^ To Dr. W. B. Caldwell, of Monti-1 cello, 111., a practicing physician for 47 years, it seemed cruel that so! many women had to be kept constant-' ly “stirred up" and half sick by tak-| ing catliartie pills, tablets, salts, calomel and nasty oils. While he knew that constipation was the cause of nearly all headaches, biliousness, sallow skin, indigestion and stomach misery, he did not be lieve that a sickening “purge” or “physic” every day or two was neces sary. In Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin he discovered a laxative which regulates the bowels. A single dose will estab lish natural, healthy bowel movement for weeks at a time even for those A Laxative Tonic that tastes so good you like it—and very effective, peenammt * Qhe Chewing Gum LAXATIVE does all the work of old-fashioned bottled medicines but is so pleasant children ask for it. You’ll like Feen-a-mint too. At druggists. 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Weeks Art Serv., Winfield, Ala. “Let’s Go” “What’s your opinion of civiliza tion?” "I think it's a good idea. Some body ought to start it.” I chronically constipated. Dr. Caldwell's : Syrup Pepsin not only causes a gentle, easy bowel movement hut, best of all, i it is often months before another dose I is necessary. Besides, it is absolutely harmless and so pleasant that even a cross, feverish, bilious, sick child glad ly takes it. Buy a large 60-cent bottle at any store that sells medicine and just see for yourself. Dr. Caldwell’s SYRUP PEPSIN,