The bulletin. (Irwinton, Wilkinson County, Ga.) 191?-19??, November 13, 1925, Image 2

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Too Much Knowledge for One Mind Tom Wyatt was a Mississippi planter, one of the most’ generous and hospitable of a breed of men re nowned for their hospitality and their generosity. His bachelor home, “Bel mont,” in Holmes county, was a haven of refuge for any down-and-outer. A stranger might come when he pleased and stay as long as he pleased. One summer a certain brilliant and wellborn but dissipated young lawyer was Wyatt’s guest. In periods of . repentance and temporary abstinence this gentleman spent his spare hours J poring over the Scriptures. Wyatt, who was an outdoor man . and no great shakes of a reader, said [ to him: “Jim, you must have read mighty 1 near half way through the Good Book ; by this time, haven’t you?” ‘‘Why, Tom,” said the visitor, ‘‘l’ve read it all the way through, not once : but several times.” ‘‘You mean from covei to cover, without skipping a word?” ! “Yes sir, from cover to cover.” Wyatt slowly absorbed this remark able statement. After a long pause he made answer: “Jim,” he said, “I’m reminded of a remark I once heard made by ah old fellow down in the Delta. He said that when any man told him he knew nil the multiplication table he must de a d —n liar!” Scarcely a Lucrative Calling A group of wealthy southerners, Virginians and Kentuckians mostly, were on a train returning from a meet ing of the National Fox-Hunting association. Naturally the talk dealt largely with the sport of which they were devotees. A lank Vermonter, who apparently had never done much traveling away from his native state, was an interested auditor of the con versation. Presently, when the company in the smoking-compartment had thinned out, he turned to one of the party who had stayed on. He wanted to know how many horses the southerner kept for fox-hunting purposes and how large a pack of hounds he main tained and about how many foxes on an average he killed in the course of a season. The southerner told him. In silence for a minute or two the Vermonter mulled the disclosures over In his mind. Then he said: “Wall, with fodder fetchin’ such high prices, and with dog-meat for hounds a-costin’ what it must cost you, and with fox pelts as cheap as they are in the open market, and takin' one thing with another, I don’t see how you kin expect to clear much money out of the fox-huntin’ business la the course of a year.” A Peacemaker Who Blessed Himself The peacemaker is bfessed. Some times lie is careful as well. As wit ness this instance which was told to me by an eyewitness. At least he said he was an eyewitness. The proprietor of a drug store in a small Indiana town was issuing from the front door of his place when a small boy came tearing ’round the corner at top gait with his head down and butted squarely into him. “Hey, kid!” demanded the drug gist. “What’s the matter?” “I’m tryin’ to keep two boys from gittin’ into a fight,” panted the youngster. “Who are the boys?” asked the , druggist. “I’m one of ’em.” The Full of the Honeymoon In Chicago a vaudeville comedian married a lady who was likewise con nected with the profession. Immedi ately after the ceremony he left his bride in her room and went to the nearest blind tiger where, meeting a number of very congenial friends, he proceeded to celebrate the recent event fittingly. Several happy hours passed. Toward dusk the bridegroom went to the telephone and called up his hotel end asked to be connected with his room. His new wife answered. In a slightly husky voice he said: “Is that you, friend wife? Well, this is friend husband. I just made a date for dinner. How’re tilings break ing fa- you?” God Save the King’s English! According to a reliable Canadian authority a London firm received from a merchant in Porto Rico a let ter which, properly framed, now hangs on the walls of the home of fice —proof in denial of the ancient libel that the English don’* know a joke when they see it. The letter read as follows: “Why, for God’s sake, you send me pump without handle? My customer holler like h—l for water. “P. S. —Since writing I find the . d —n handle in the box.” THE BULLETIN. IRWINTON, GEORGIA. MOTHER! Child's Harmless Laxative is "California Fig Syrup” Even if cross, feverish, bilious, con stipated or full of cold, children love the pleasant taste of “California Fig Syrup.” A teaspoonful never fails to gently clean the liver and bowels and sweeten the stomach. Ask your druggist for genuine “Cali fornia Fig Syrup” which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother! 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He got as far as D-A-V-I —then fell exhausted. “D, Uncle David,” exhorted a nephew. “Dee!” ejaculated the old Scot feebly, but with indignation. “Dee! I’ll dee when I’m ready, ye avaricious wretch !” —Everybody’s Magazine. A PERFECT SUCCESS Friend—Has your daughter been a success as a screen actress? Mother —How can you ask? Hasn’t she just married a multimillionaire? An Oil Can The girls won’t ride With Dummy Sands, For driving he Needs both his hands. Too Slow The salesman was doing his best to dispose of a motorcycle and side-car outfit, but the prospective customer hesitated. So the salesman enlarged upon the “pay-as-you-ride” plan of in stallments. ‘TH take the outfit,” said the other; “but, remember, I’m a very slow rider.” —Tit-Bits. The Remedy Critic —Why don't you put a porous plaster on this play? Manager—What for? Critic —It is about the only thing Which will ever make it draw. CURRANT buns A BgWU IKW . <llllll™ MBS I “This bakery is called the Electric Bakery.” “Yes; good place to get your buns with currents in ’em.” Back to the Farm Around the village street I roam, With weary indecision. For what was once the dear old home Is now a subdivision. Lost His Temper The irate customer returned to the photographer with the prints of the pictures he had taken. “Do I look like this picture?” he stormed, shaking it in the photogra pher’s face. “You’ve made me look like a monkey! Cock-eyed, and a chin like a bulldog. Do you call that a good likeness?” “The answer is In the negative,” sweetly replied the photographer.— Everybody’s Magazine. Honest Testimony Lawyer—Where were you on the afternoon of the 16th? Defendant —With a couple of my friends. Lawyer—Thieves, probably. Defendant —Yes, sir, lawyers, both of them. —Brown Jug. The Cackless Fish First Class Scot —It says in this pa per that the codfish lays over one thou sand eggs at a time. , Tenderfoot —Huh ! It’s a good thing it doesn’t have to cackle for each one. Finally Orator —What will become of the standing army. That’s what I want to ask —what will become of the standing army?” Voice in Crowd—They’ll get tired and sit down. His Conclusion Mrs. Henpeck—John, I wonder why Widow Gabb is going to marry again? Mr. Henpeck—Oh, I suppose she nas a whole lot more to say.—Chicago Daily News. COLOR IT NEW WITH “DIAMOND DYES” Just Dip to Tint or Boi! to Dye. Each 15-cent pack age contains direc tions so simple any woman can tint soft, delicate shades or dye rich, permanent colors in lingerie, silks, ribbons, skirts, । waists, dresses, coats, stockings, I sweaters, draperies, coverings, hangings —everything! Buy Diamond Dyes-^no other kind —and tell your druggist whether the material you wish to color is wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton or mixed goods. Hope A parachute jumper played a saxo phone as he descended. 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HOW TWO WOMEN AVOIDEDOPERATIONS The Following Letters of Mrs. Thurston and Mrs. Beard Carry an Encouraging Message to Other Sick Women ‘\ : . • ■ ? • MRS. ETHEL THURSTON 324 N. PINE STREET, LIMA, OHIO Lima, Ohio.—“l want to tell you how your medicine has helped me. For weeks I suffered with awful pains from inflammation and I was in such misery that I had to bend double to get relief. I could not be touched or jarred, had awful pain all over my abdomen and could not touch my feet to the floor. It was impossible for me to straighten up and the pains never ceased. I took treatments for some time and finally was told I would have to have an operation. Ido not believe in operations, and I had read so much about Lydia E. Pinkham s 1 jfl^Wgrog^^ pw^falfei -~ _r^ ^Saßret— ll 'S W Fence Posts That Last V X fl Concrete fence posts need no fl M paint or repairs; they cannot fl fl rot, but grow stronger with age. I I^SEtHM fl They present a neater, more fl l^flgßlW fl efficient appearance and hold V *skw flLxfl the w ires securely—forming a X I sa ^ c enclosure f° r field or y ar d. 'X ^<2fl 9 They can be made indoors dur- ' fl Z^x^W^fl fl ing the winter and set up in the /v fl spring. Zi&dfl9B fl If y° u make them yourself your gflSw X« building material dealer can JGx fl give you an Atlas book that tells ▼ I y° u h° w — or he can direct you fl • d fl to a concrete products plant fl W S L fl where you can buy them ready H ■ made. ■ X’a >8 Os course, you will want to be fl /« sure your concrete is made with fl Atlas Portland Cement. fl ATI A jR ^F^.. PORTLAND CEMEHTI “The Standard ty which all other makes arc measured." Rells Wmn to Avoid “Physics” I DR. CALDWELL I ATAGEB3 I u —While he knew that constipation was the cause of nearly all headaches, biliousness, sal low skin, indigestion and stomach misery, he did not believe that a sickening “purge” or “physic’’ every' little while was necessary. In Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin he discovered a laxative which regulates the bowels. A single dose will es tablish natural, healthy bowel move ment for weeks at a time, even for those chronically constipated. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin not only causes a gentle, easy bowel movement but, best of all, it is often months be fore another dose is necessary. Be sides, it is absolutely harmless, and so pleasant that even a cross, feverish, sick child gladly takes it. Buy a large 60- £) r , Caldwell* cent bottle at any eMzs.yxnsww'w* store that sells ®YHuF medicine and just see for yourself. f'AX'iSa&W World’s Best Knifo Sharpener— Agents’ mon ey-maker. Sample 50c. Particulars free. Soder Co., 127 % S. 20th St.. Birmingham, Ala. Oldest D. A. R. Mrs. Louisa K. Thiers of Milwaukee, Wis., one hundred ten years of age, is the oldest living Daughter of Ameri can Revolution. Her father, Seth Cap ron, was a corporal on the staff of Washington all through the war for liberty. Case of Will Power “Your uncle’s death was rather prT mature, wasn’t it?” “I don’t know yet. I haven’t seen his will.” —Harvard Lampoon. Vegetable Compound that I told my husband I would try it before I gave up. I soon began to feel that it waa doing me good. The awful misery began to leave me, also the backache.' I have a good appetite and am gain, ing in weight. Taking the medicine was the best thing I ever did. I feel like it has saved my life and I do not hesitate to say so to my friends. At least it saved me from a dreaded operation and lam still taking it. I am willing to answer letters from women asking about the medicine.” —Mrs. Ethel Thurston, 324 North Pine Street, Lima, Ohio. Mrs. Beard’s Letter Eddy, Texas.—“l will write you a few words, thinking it will do some one else good. Two doctors said I would have to be operated on because for nearly twelve months I suffered from a weakness from which I could get no relief. I was restless and nervous and was not able to walk across the house. They said it was the Change of Life. I saw Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound ad vertised in the newspapers, and as I could not get any help from doctors I thought I would give that a trial. I began with the liquid and it helped me some, then you advised me to take the tabletform andlbegan to improve rapidly. I have gained in weight from 105 to 170 pounds. I recommend it to all women with this trouble.”— Mrs. M. E. Beard, R. No. 1, Box 143, Eddy, Texas. To Dr. W. B. Cald i. well, of Monticello, I 111., a practicing phy aslcian for 47 years, it S seemed cruel that so Mma n y constipated jwomen and girls had Jto be kept constantly fl “stirred up” and half Msick by taking cathar fl tic pills, tablets, salts, । calomel qnd nasty oils.