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ASPIRiN
The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for
pain. But it’s just as important to know that there is only one
genuine Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and
on the box. If it says Bayer, it’s genuine; and if it doesn’t, it is
not! Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds,
and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer—at any drugstore—
with proven directions.
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
loplftn Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcaddester of Sallcyllcacta
DON’T RUB.'
INFLAMED LIDS JWSR
It Increases the irritation. vßv
Use MITCHELL EYE /
BALVE, a simple, de- / / X
pendable, safe remedy. / I \ /\ N
25c at all druggists. / I \
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Dll F REMEDY
I ILa Ei Guarantee
Every 75c tube with pile pipe and every 60c
box of PAZO OINTMENT is sold by all
; Druggists with the understanding that
money will be refunded if it fails to cure
any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or
Protruding Piles. Why not try it.
Callouses K 9
Quick, safe, sure relief from HPzv ng
painful callouses on the feet, p '/Ji gm
At oil Hrug and shoe stares £9^
J)XSchoWs
Futons on—the
^mo-paas ■ ~ ^ in »»° ne
For Wounds and Sores
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
Money back for Bret bottle if not euited. All dealers.
Preferred to Wait
Porter (on air pullman in 1950)—
Let me brush you off, sah.
Passenger (with a glance below) —
No you don’t. It’s an eighth of a mile
down if It’s an inch.
It is never too late to read.
MOTHER!
A Child Doesn't Laugh and Play
if Constipated
A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, or your child is listless, cross,
feverish, breath bad, restless, doesn’t
eat heartily, full of cold or has sore
throat or any other children’s ailment,
give a teaspoonful of “California Fig
Syrup,” then don’t worry, because it is
perfectly harmless, and in a few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently move
out of the bowels, and you will have a
well, playful child again. A thorough
“inside cleansing” is ofttimes all that
is necessary. It should be the first
treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Sick Headache Due
to Constipation
Every person who suffers with sick
headache should be warned against
becoming a slave to headache pow
ders, pain tablets, etc. These agents
may relieve the pain but they do not
remove the cause, and their continued
use may lead to serious injury to
your constitution, especially to your
heart and kidneys.
Years ago Dr. W. L. Hitchcock
proved that constipation is usually
the cau^ of sick headache and he de
vised a simple, harmless vegetable
Playing Safe
Mrs. Lydia Barnes of woman’s club
fame was scoring the modern mother
for dressing like her daughter.
"What is chic and proper for the
young,” she contended, “may be and
usually is, vulgar and ridiculous for
the giddy parent. The worst of it is,
that the young folks know this and
lose respect for those who should be
their guides and mentors.
“The other day I heard one of those
modern mothers say to her daughter:
‘Gertrude, are you keeping something
from me?’
“ ‘Yes, my millionaire boy friend I’
was the pert answer.”
Bird Finally Got Home
King Avalon, a homing pigeon,
owned by Frank Maderos of Marti
nez, Calif., was loosed in Nevada for
a race to Martinez four years ago.
After weeks had passed and the bird
had not returned Maderos gave the
bird up as lost, probably the prey of
a hawk or hunter. But the bird has
returned, very tired arid apparently
from a long flight, and has refused to
leave its loft.
In Itself
“You say you’re an artist, but how
can you live on a job like that?”
“That’s the art of It.”
Eve had the best husband In the
world—at that time.
Ask your druggist for a bottle of “Cali
fornia Fig Syrup,” which has full
directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly printed
on the bottle. Look carefully and see
that it is made by the “California Fig
Syrup Company.”
prescription that is pleasant to take
and most agreeable in its effects, yet
removes the cause of sick headache
and constipation without any consti
pating after-effect. Ask your drug
gist for Hitchcock’s Laxative Powder.
You will find that it is delightful and
by far the best remedy for sick head
ache, sour stomach, foul breath and
excessive gas formation. 25c for a
large box at any drug store. Satis
factory results guaranteed.
THE BULLETIN, IRWINTON, GEORGIA.
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A SIMILARITY
“Well, 1 wish him luck,” said Jones,
the other evening, after reading in the
evening paper an account of the wed
ding of a popular member of the local
cricket team, “but," he added. In a
ruminating tone, "marriage Is very
much like cricket."
“Don’t be so ridiculous,” snapped
Mrs. Jones. “However can you com
pare cricket to marriage?”
“Why,” replied Jones, “it looks so
easiy to those who haven’t tried it”
BRAVERY
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She —How dare you put your arm
about me?
He—Why, you said you admired a
brave man, didn’t you?
Sure to Be There
“Thanks to modern improvements 1
have far less trouble finding my collar
buttons now. Always find them in one
place.”
“Indeed?”
“Yes, I go to the vacuum cleaner.”—
Boston Transcript
—
French Osculation
He (with newspaper)—lt says here
that a fellow was recently sentenced
to a month’s hard labor for giving a
kiss.
She—Oh. Armand, give me one as if
you were going to be sentenced for
life.
Self-Defense
“The cook has left,” said the
housewife.
“I don’t blame her," answered the
tired business man. “She couldn’t be
expected to go on eating the food she
was delivering from the kitchen.”—
Washington Star.
Waiting
“Why did you leave the play after
the first act?”
“Well, we thought we could go home '
and come back again tomorrow night. I
The program said the second act took !
place twenty-four hours later.”
NO TROUBLE TO TURN
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“She has ° head like a door-knob.”
“How come?”
“Any man can turn it.”
No Style to It
Doris—Ruth has a position as de
tective in one of the big department
stores.
Fern—How awful. Just imagine be
ing known as a “plain clothes"
woman!
No Success
She —You’re two hours late. What’s
your excuse?
He —I have no excuse. I’ve been
outside two hours trying to think of
one.
Disagreement
“So the Browns have had a dis
agreement and separated. What was
it about?”
“She wanted to have her face lifted,
and he insisted that it be the mort
gage.”—Boston Transcript.
Better Than Nothing
The College Graduate —And will
you pay me what I am worth?
Employer—Well, I’ll do better than
that; I’H give yon a small salary to
start with.
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Winter’s Colds
and Chills
Throw Heavy Burdens
on the Kidneys.
COLDS put extra burdens on our
kidneys. When the kidneys slow
up, impurities remain in the blood
and are apt to make one tired and
achy with headaches, dizziness and
often nagging backache. A common
warning is scanty or burning secretions.
Doans Pills, a stimulant diuretic, in
crease the secretion of the kidneys
and aid in the elimination of waste
impurities. Are endorsed by users
everywhere. Ask your neignborl
DOAN’S p, ^ s
ASTIMULANT DIURETIC .V. KIDNEYS
|t»ur-Milburn C* Mfg. Chem. Buffalo.N.Y.
A Raw, Sore Throat
eases quickly when you apply a little
Musterole. It penetrates to the sore spot
with a gentle tingle, loosens the conges
tion and draws out the soreness and pain
and won’t blister like the old-fashioned
mustard plaster.
Musterole is a clean, white ointment
made with oil of mustard. Brings quick
relief from sore throat, bronchitis, ton
sillitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neu
ralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisy,
rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches
of the back or joints, sprains, sore
muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted feet,
colds on the chest.
To Mothers: Musterole is also
made in milder form for
babiee and email children.
Ask for Children’s Musterole.
Jarsd: Tubes
mWu
Better than a mustard plaster
WOMEN GETTING BALD
The next five years will show women
with Bald Heads, or going in that
direction. Men attribute it to Heredity.
What will the women say is the cause
for it? Thousands of young men bald,
or going that way, who had no need
for getting bald or even scarce of
hair. You surely can give one or two
minutes each day to take care of your
hair. This Is all the time required.
You owe this to Nature, as it was
given to us in the beginning by Nature.
Grow hair on your Bald Head. Grow
new hair, destroy dandruff by improv
ing the condition of the scalp which
feeds the hair. Then you have the
problem solved.
Forst’s Original BARE-TO-HAIR Is
not a tonic, but is a scalp fertilizer
and germicide. The results from its
use has really created its own demand
over the entire country. Literature
and information sent upon request
W. H. FORST
Discoverer and Manufacturer
Scottdale, Penna.
Coughs and Colds
are not only annoying, but dangerous.
If not attended to at once they may
develop into serious ailment.
Boschee’s Syrup
is soothing and healing in such cases,
and has been used for sixty-one years.
80c and 90c bottles. Buy it at your drug
store. G. G. Green, Inc., Woodbury,
N. J.
Cowboy on the Job
Even a former plainsman may find
a task right to his liking on the Chi
cago police force. When a steer ran
away from the stock yards down a
business thoroughfare Sergt. Anthony
Huber, former cowboy, bulldogged it
and held it down until attendants ar
rived in pursuit.
Operating by electricity, a portable
pipe organ console has been invented
that can be moved to any part of a
building for use.
Maybe This Contains
A Hint For You
f Monroe, La. —“A number of years ago
I became familiar with the merits of
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
Prescription as a
tonic and remedy for
weak women. I was
all rundown in health
and my husband
bought me a bottle
of the ‘Favorite Pre
scription.' It built me
'up in health and
strength so complete
ly that I have never
forgotten it.” —Mrs.
Laura Waller, 713 Wood St.
Dealers everywhere. Fluid or tablets.
'Tavorite Prescription” is made of
herbs skilfully blended in Dr. Pierce's
Laboratory in Buffalo. H. Y. Send 10c
there if you wish a trial pkg. of the
tablets.
KWH MT*
? Quid . A pleaaant, effective 5
< «vvup--35c and 60c ataa. And ex- ?
X tematty, nae BIBO’S Throat and J
Tn Cheat Salve, 35fc
Man Chains Self
to Door fur Motor
Corning. N. Y. —Determined
to be the first man tn line when
a local garage opened a sale of
used automobiles, offering the
first car at $9.1)1), Michael Cole
son of this city handcuffed
himself to the front door of the
establishment. He got the car.
Taking his stand at nine o’clock
in the evening Coleson found
himself in danger of losing the
position of advantage when the
crowd became heavy, and he
accordingly attached himself to
the building. Then for nearly
twelve hours he waited through
the night for success, and at
tained it.
KILLS 4 CHILDREN
AND SELF WITH GAS
Woman Gives Up Long Strug
gle Against Odds.
New York. —Perhaps If she had not
scorched a dress she was pressing a
few days ago, Mrs. Hildegard Wywias,
forty-five-year-old mother of four
small children, might have fought on
a little longer. But when one Inis
been struggling against hope-crushing
odds for five years, it is not easy to
rally, even from what seems a compar
atively light blow. And Mrs. Wywias
had to pay for the dress she had
scorched.
Sometime during the night she
made her tragic decision. Neighbors
learned what it had been when a
policeman broke into her three-room
apartment and found tier kneeling be
side the body of her five-year-ofd son,
Carl.
Nearby, on a bed, were the bodies
of her three older children, Mary,
eleven; Helen ten, and Sonia, eight.
The odor of gas made unnecessary the
ambulance surgeon’s verdict. Mrs.
Wywias and her four children were
dead.
Because of unpaid bills, the gas
company had shut off the gas in the
apartment several days before and
had locked the meter in the kitchen.
In order to get the death-dealing
fumes Mrs. Wywias had broken open
the meter.
Neighbors supplied a little of Mrs.
Wywias’ story. She was reticent and
proud and, while toward the last she
was forced to accept charity for the
children, she never accepted anything
for herself. It was this pride that had
prevented her from going to an or
ganized relief organization. That and
the fear that if she did so they might
take the children from her. She had
told a charity nurse that she left
her husband in Texas five years ago.
Death Sentence for
Dog That Killed Sheep
Mount Sterling, Ky.—The law re
quiring that a dog accused of killing
or wounding sheep be put on trial for
his life the same as a man accused of
murder was carried out to the letter
in County Judge E. W. Senff’s court
here.
Kaiser Bill, a German police dog,
property of Mrs. Henry Gay, was the
defendant, charged with killing some
and wounding ethers of a flock of 30
sheep belonging to J. Prewitt Young.
The trial consumed the greater part
of the day, and after ten witnesses
had been heard and the ease given
to Judge Senff for a decision, Kaiser
Bill was held guilty and sentenced
to death.
Mrs. Gay entered an appeal and the
dog was placed under S3OO bond, but
the court ruled that the dog must he
chained at his owner’s home until tiie
January term of court.
Kaiser Bill was in the courtroom
during the trial. He was defended
by Attorney W. B. White. County
Attorney H. W. Sullivan conducted
the prosecution.
Mr. Young, owner of the sheep, told
how he had shot at the dog and
wounded him in a front foot. This
wound was the means of identifying
the dog, which was formally placed
under arrest by Sheriff \V. B. Robin
son on a warrant sworn to by Young.
Blood stains also had a part in the
identification.
“Lie Detector” Brings
Confession of Murder
Chicago.—The use of a faked lie de
tector won the admission from a negro
prisoner that he murdered a merchant
in Atlanta, Ga., whose name he could
not recall. Authorities of that city
were asked to check up his statement.
Sergt Walter Storms and his detec
tive bureau squad had arrested sev
eral men on the South side and were
questioning them at the South Clark
street station. One who gave the name
of John Fletcher, forty-five, of 3616
South State street, seemed particular
ly nervous. The detective took out his
pocket knife and laid it on Fletcher’s
head.
“You’re not telling the truth," he
accused. “This lie detector has jumped
up to 80 and tells me you killed a
man.”
“It's no use holdin’ out, boss,”
Fletcher replied. “I did kill a man
in Atlanta and only got $1 for the
trouble.”
Well! Well!!
Cincinnati, Ohio—He’s rarer than
the ovis poll, but he’s been found—a
business man who scrubs his own
office floor just for the exercise.
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
Praise Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
Mrs. Annie Kwinskl of 526 Ist Ave
nue, Milwaukee, Wls., writes that she
became so weak and
run-down that she
was not able to do
her housework. She
saw the name Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound in
the paper and said
to her husband, “I
will try that medi
cine and see if it
will help me.” She
says she took six
bottles and is feel-
Ing much better.
Mrs. Mattie Adame, who lives In
Downing Street, Brewton, Ala., writes
as follows: “A friend recommended
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Coin
pound and since taking it I feel like
a different woman.”
With her children grown up, the mid
dle-aged woman finds time to do the
things she never had time to do before
—read the new books, see the new
plays, enjoy her grand-children, take
an active part in church and civic
affairs. Far from being pushed aside
by the younger set, she finds a full,
rich life of her own. That is, if her
health is good.
Thousands of women past fifty, say
they owe their vigor and health to
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound, and are recommending it to
their friends and neighbors.
End Baby *s Cold Quick
And Avoid Complications
A well regulated movement of the bow
els is the first and most necessary step ilk
breaking up baby's cold. Until this is
done, your little one is in constant danger
of complications and serious illness.
Mother, you can profit by the experience
of millions of mothers. Give baby Dr.
Moffett’s Teethina at the first sign of a
cold. You will be truly grateful when you
see how soon baby is playful and well
again.
Teethina is a famous baby laxative, espe
cially prepared to correct acid conditions
and regulate little bowels by inducing
gentle, natural movements. It safely and
positively removes all poisonous waste
from the stomach, tones up the entire
system and helps baby build up the
strength and vitality to throw off com
mon colds.
All druggists sell it. Price 30c.
VDW f Send for sample package end
Jt? JL\. dL » useful booklet about Babies
C. 1 MOFFETT CO., Dept Wl, Columbus, Georgia
TEETHINA
Builds Better Babies
ag 4* from Kidney
■ W and Bladder
■ ■ IjtAf Trouble. Don’t
■ ■MTaw let these organa
make a martyr
■ ofyou.Heedthefirst
I warning that “things are
not right.” Drink freely of water
and take Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Cap
sules. A world famous remedy for kid
ney .liver, bladder and uric acid troubles
At all druggists. In three sizes. Look for the
name on the blue and gold box.
The Gay Deceiver
Mrs. Printz. So your husband has
been deceiving you, eh?
Mrs. Sharpe—Yes, the wretch. I’ve
been giving him 20 cents for his bus
fare every day, and I just found out
he’s been walking to the office an<J
spending the money.
FRUIT COOKIES
H 4 cups sugar, 1 cup butter, 3 cups
flour, 3 eggs, 1 level teaspoon cinna
mpn, 2 level teaspoons Calumet Baking
Powder, 1 pound raisins, 1 pound wal
nuts. Cream sugar and butter. Sift
dry ingredients. Chop nuts and rai
sins together: add with beaten eggs
to mixture. Drop from spoon to cooky
sheet and bake in a moderate oven.
Repartee
Clarice —If looks could kill, I’d as
sassinate you with a glance! 1
Maurice—ls looks could kill, it
would be suicide for you to use a
mirror.
That the opium habit in Egypt Is
less than the use of alcohol was the
declaration recently of an Egyptian
medical official.
There is a great deal that is pleas
ant in human nature, but self-sacri
fice approaches the divine.
^So-called “com
mon” colds are
dangerous. Grippe
or Flu may result.
Check the cold
promptly. HILL’S Cascara-Bromide -
Quinine tablets stop a cold in one day.
Drive out the poisons. Play safe! Insist
on HILL’S, in the red box. 30 cents
at all druggists.
HILL’S
Cascara - Bromide - Quinine
■AGENTS mA. MONEY-
Distributing BLISS NATIVE HERBS, for
Constipation, Indigestion, Rheumatism,
Liver and Kidney Troubles. 200 doses. SI.OO.
Refined work for either sex. Profitable.
Full or part time, multiply your income.
Send for FREE SAMPLE and new Almanac.
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