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ADVANCING TO FRONT LINES.
concrete aqueduct to the firing line. (Readers of
nature may obtain it by sending ten cents to the
(V ashington. D.C. Enclose this clipping.)
absence of Lieut. Erie Ferguson, who se
cured a leave of absence to get married
Members of this company claim they
are the best fed in camp. Sam Freed is
acting mess sergeant. Rudolph Gettman.
the head cook detailed by the Quarter
master’s Department, sees that the boys
get the best of everything. The acting
cooks are Noth, Mongeau, Rossell and
Aldrich. The following have been made
student cooks; Simon, Marsh, Veley and
Job nson.
Supply' Sergeant Delano has been de
tailed for special duty with Lieutenant
Stone, supply officer. Arthur is one of
the most popular boys in the Specialists'
School. His cheery disposition and his
übiquitous smile never fail to drive away
the blues.
Sidney Schneider has been promoted to
acting corporal. He is doing a whole
lot of writing these days and gets a big
batch of mail in return. If he keeps
up this pace he will need a social sec
retary.
Jack Rogensof, acting corporal, gave
these commands: "Fall out by twos,”
“Squads, right about face, march." The
boys wonder where he got this stuff.
Art Lux condescended to help the boys
do police work Sunday inorninFj
Fred Monte, formerly' a broncho buster
in Boston. Mass., is a tittle lame as the
result of separating I | iself too abruptly
from a mule's back, he is teaching some
of the camo officers to ride horses.
Sam Freed, who was formerly an actor
entertains the boys in the company street
with songs and stories almost nightly.
First Sergeant Bowman is more than
making good.
25TH P. o/d.
“US GUYS”
By Sidney.
So much is happening that the street
is in constant activity. With the natu
ral passing away of the Buck Privates
Association, and the resumption of am
icable feeling between "US GUYS", work
is proceeding rapidly in connection with
the coming Minstrel Show, which is to
be produced at the Liberty Theatre in
the near future. (Theatrical managers
from N. Y. take note).
The Jazz Band is open to meet all
comers in so far as pep is concerned.
We regret to notify friends and the
general public of the sudden demise of
our "Hopes" had been with us for so long
that we felt that he was one of us and
altho he went away once every so of
ten, he was bound to show up sooner
or later. His death was brought about
by the injection of 100 "rookies” at one
time into his system, causing heart fail
ure and immediate death.
He was burled with ail honors and cer
emonies. the eulogy' being delivered by
the chief mourner, Sidney' Pearlman, ser
vices taking place in front of Y 79 on
Monday the 10th, interment under the
25th Mess Shack. (All papers please
copy.)
We notice that friend Zower. dispenser
of Sodee, is seen very' frequently with a
mysterious beauty' who, according to re
ports, is “There.” More power to you,
me boy!
Familiar Notices on the Bulletin Board
—The following men are hereby appoint
ed Lance Corporals: |
We object very strenously to Hendrix
stealing (the word is used advisedly) thun
der Train otrr "street; The Tiext offense
will be met by' retaliatory methods. Nuf
sed.
As this is being written (?) the melo
dious strains of my two bit flute, which
is to be part of the Band, can be heard
floating thru the line.
One of our Sergeants is sick. Can any
one guess who?
Will someone see to ij that our Ist
Sergeant gets a letter from friend wife
every mail? It really is a shame the
way he must wait. Only one or more
every day. Mails must be delayed.
Oh, Si Burman, you're on K. P. tomor
row.
We are pleased to have Lieut. Pearson
return from his vacation, and hope that
he will have no trouble getting accli
mated.
And lest you forget, the BIG. force
behind all this pep is our K. Oil Capt.
Cooper, who in the short time he has
been here, show's that he is with us till
H freezes, and then some.
Look for our next big feature.
Patty Dolan and Kid Casar will put on
an exhibition fight at the Y. M. C- A.
any evening required.
Second Regiment. Second Co.,
Ordnance Training Corp.
platoon, are won
npsey always has
1 or Orderly Tent
oat. What’s the
net rfraid of the
w Clerk Cassidy
■kages before he
1 time? Wonder if
li inks!”
f Corporal Wood’s
in the N. C. O.
irte asked him if
f for it. Woody
legible time.” Ask
hey know.
of the geography
ciurse in mathe
t Its "lady- friend"
wlen he left home
celebrate her 21st
day. How time
e 1
tecome of that
ibiut a game Sun
e fun than going
> Ike to see Lieu
neir the thirdbase
e »> y as well re
ti everyone is
{ nefrning that
uno. yd that ”Cow
to recite "The
Severe." Get busy,
-Conde had his
i stroke of heart
tatter, Martin, did
u?
n promoted again,
was honored with
afternoon.
omes in from the
tainly hear them,
t up! Let’s have
Chapper do if he
from her every'
the bugler, Cor-
not know there
the world. Cheer
soning them with
Second
icond Reg.
e noticeable that
•n in. the coils of
‘fighting second,"
1, she is not a bad
ro man, no mat
er cut his tonsils
dees not like It.
squad” of the fa
’ sure does miss
lave in our midst
do singer, Private
Ryan challenged
bout on the com-
Igiit proceeded as
e needle, hits the
e nose. The Prep
■f’ hook loose. It
mt the jaw. Slim
<e out of a dream-
later.
shocked the other
e push ball.
,< <>od tick in Ser
other day. Now,
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lr ,l that food will
i storing away all
j- S. Marines are
K ' over there; but
)n ipany gets over.
-A erai "cleaning
:£IALISTS
j'T.C. ITEMS
' Company, Spe-
> working hard
id have become
drilling. Lieut,
omuiand in the
BOMBS AND FLAMES
LOOSELEAF NOTES FROM
COMPANY D, 0. S. S.
Motto: “He profits most who serves
best.”
It is said that a soldier fights as he
salutes.
Come along boys with suggestions for
the Company D. blowout.
Last Friday' the sergeant from General
Grant’s favorite city, made a visit to the
personnel office.
Company D boasts of a fellow who
took the ordnance course at every place
possible, yet it cost him ten dollars the
other day' to learn that 386 is not an
A. G. O. form.
Tent number twenty-two—always one
hundred per cent. I mark it myself.
Lance Corporal G. Miller, when asked
what he could contribu\? towflwd the
general joy-fund: "1 can’t dance and I
don’t sing, but I think I can lick any man
in the company. "Don’t cover too much
territory, George!
The mess sergeant is going to ask
double rations for Tub Ackerman. Fletch
erize, Tub, fletcherize!
Kansas has repeatedly been referred to
as "Bleeding Kansas,” but Alvin Block,
who hails from that state, tried to refute
the imputation; but gave up in despair
when a member of squad four explained
that it was on account of so many per
sons having scratched themselves on the
barbed wire fences in their hurry' to get
out of that state.
Sergeant Drucker says that the Friday
night concerts are pronounced success
Were it not for the fact that the Jazz
band wakes him up.
More pep, Doehler! Daubenspeck com
plains that lie only received five letters
yesterday.
Remember your first two weeks in
quarantine and you will not forget the
Y. M 4C. A.
Medical science has made wonderful
strides since the days of Cosculapious,
but policing the streets is accomplishing
much in stimulating sluggish blood and
regenerating the weary; so it is sure to
be of lasting benefit to the country.
An interview' with Kipling's only rival
and America’s best short story exponent,
Private Edison Marshall: "Sherman was
right when he said that about Augusta—
or was it about war? It has already' done
a great wrong in denying the public of
my writings, and I shall appeal to the
president to have it stopped.” By the
way, Eddie was seen at the Lenwood
dance the other night. .She was about
nineteen and it’s safe to assume, consid
ering that it is notorious that he uses
all the girls he meets as characters in
his yarns, that she is to be the heroine
of his next novel.
Private Baughman states in regard to
the situation that the war will change
the map of Europe an dit wouldn’t sur
prise him at all if he found the Rock of
Gibraltar off the Isle of Mann when this
darn thing's, over.
Sergeant Isaacson says the same thing,
only he hopes that it will sw\ it about
so that Western Oregon and Georgia w’ill
be right next to each other.
Sergeants Baggs, Cole. Denhart. Wa
ters and Sichel took an extended auto
tour of an hour and a half through north
ern Georgia. On their return Baggs re
marked: "I feel that I gained three
pounds,” and Sichel said: "And it cost
me five bones.”
Private Rhorkaste is receiving callers
between the showers and Building No.
1161.
Company D. Glee Club has been or
ganized unde rthe direction of Private
Bader and several practices have been
held during the last few weeks. In
the near future this club expects to put
on a company night. There is much good
talent on this street which should be
seen at its best in this program. As our
course is rapidly nearing its close we arc
preparing a commencement day fierclse
Seventh Company Brevities
The baseball fans of the seventh com
pany' assembled on the field Sunday af
ternoon to witness a contest between
their team and the well-known nine of
the third company. This was the first ap
pearance of the seventh company on the
ball diamond; their debut however, was
a pronounced success, as the game ended
in a decided victory for the seventh com
pany, the score being 16 to 0 after six
innnings. The line-up was as follows:
—Herrrng, —catcher? —Fayette, —pitcher;
Benziger, shortstop; Simpson, first base;
Fetzer, second base; Davies, third base;
Mackin, left field: Alexander, center field
James, right field.
The baseball team of this company
issues a challenge to any team. Arrange
ments can be made through First Ser
geant 11. W. Johnson, at the Orderly
Tent, Seventh Company, Machine Gun
Training Center.
The first sergeant. E. S. Clarke, is
attending the Machine Gun School. His
place is being temporarily occupied by
Sergeant 11. W. Johnson.
ARE YOU FROM HANCOCK?
By Private Harry 1. Meloney, of the sth
Company.
Are you from Hancock? I said from
Tla. ncock
Where the darned old sun beats down
on your back.
I’m glad to see you. How do they feed
you?
On old hash that’es been through a
wreck ?
If squads are right about or left about,
or as you were,
Gosh, you earn that measley old “one
dollar per!”
If you’re from Hancock, I said from Han
cock, then I'm from Hancock, too!
BREEZY BUNK FROM
CO. F. SUPPLY SCHOOL
"Sammie’s” latest y lias been dis
covered. Last Sund rivates Sanford
and Gantz of squad > i joined a church
in Augusta. That . friendly parish
ioners treated then] . a bi| g-up dinner
and two evenings > rater church friends
stopped in the Company F street and
took the bqvs for a cooling auto ride.
Borton and Potter aip applying for Sun
day leave. Will they follow suit?
Join the "My wife’s coming to Augusta
Clu>" gents; it’s the latest craze. Pri
vate Johnson automatically gets the
presidency. His wife <vas f.'rst on the
scene, with Private Coulson a close sec
ond. Privates Lyon and Mattoon are
said to be making all necessary prepara
tions for entry into this new and popular
organization.
Some one has suggested that “Lunger”
is no name for the husky specimen bear
ing said cognomen. it takes some food
to keep the boy in fighting trim. In
fact, they say he has had to send his
extra shoes to the Q. M. for repairs
Reason —mess hall trips for “seconds”
and “thirds.”
They say the sun is great for raising
hair. W_j wondered why Potter had his
head clipped. They do tell that brand
new fuzz is beginning to imi’.'o its ap
pearance on his favorite bald ■
Company F regrets the V> •• • of Acting
Platoon Leader Wells. A go: I follow and
a*corking fine army man, he will be
missed by every ’member of Lieutenant
Spencer’s large and industrious family.
The “Crime List Glance” is the latest
Company F innovation. This is accom
plished by moving the head slightly to
the rear while "at ease.” Purpose—to
see whom Lieutenant Kellar is jotting
down for violation of drill rules. We
tried the new idea the other night—just
in time to see our name go down in
capital letters. MORAL —Too much curi
osity Is a dangerous thing.
—Private Barrett Kiesling.
Notes From the
Second Company
Captain Oscar DeWolf Randolph. wh<
assumed active command of the company
last week, has already made himself ex
tremely popular with the men by his uni
form courtesy and consideration. Cap
tain Randolph, wtto succeeds Captain H
G. Blanton, transferred to the Headquar
ters Company, held examinations Friday
and Saturday for those applying foi
"Courtesy Cards.”
The second company men now know r
lot more about guard mounting than they
did last week. This marked increase of
knowledge Is due to the fact that Lieu
tenant T. B. Fullerton, with the assist
ance of Lieutenant A. S. Kaylor, took the
company off Into the woods one afternoon
and staged a formal guard mount. Foi
this occasion Corporal Hensley acted ar
bandmaster, and the whistling chorus
that he furnished won for him an en
viable reputation.
Private Michael McTighe, who broke
his wrist while playing football severa’
days ago, Is resting nicely in the Base
Hospital. Here’s hoping he will soon br
drilling with us again.
Private Raymond Orteig. who has
been in the Base Hospital for a month
suffering from a sprained knee, expect:'
to report for duty in a few days.
Under the leadership of First Sergeant
Walter E. Reed, half an hour each morn
ing has been devoted to singing. Con
siderable progress has been made in thir
direction.
The Second Company had its first ex
perience in extended order drill last Fri
day. In work of this kind, sand ha."
some advantages to its credit.
An officer approaches a sentry and
puts this question to him: "What were
your orders?
The sentry replies: “Not to get my feet
wet and to come home whenever I get
a chance.”—Jake-
Sergeant Howard M. Hargis of the
Dixie Division took charge of the Sec
ond Company as first sergeant Monday
morning, the 17th inst. Sergeant Hargis
is an old-timer, having served three
years.
NOTES FROM THIRD
PROV. CO., SECOND REG.
Just when we got used to the min
i.steKs son Jii -Squad-Wth the -Hon-.-Bnek
Private Leland Sackett, they chased
him down to the Ist squad. He has
passed the test in slang and now in
stead of saying Hey, fellows, he says
Bioaths. He claims the 17 squad with
Sweet and Sauer in it has ruined him.
When Private Joe Pallardy firs en
listed in the army he was a traveling
salesman, He wore a light grey suit
and derby and the first day a sergeant
asked him to do something for him
he said yes. So he was told to
(pan the cuspidors. Pallardy clean
ed them up until they shined. The
sergeant on inspecting them asked him
if he cleaned them and I answered yes.
Sergeant I suppose that was regular
trade. Pallardy, No but it is a shame
to spit in them now.
Very Logical.
“Why do you wear those hobnailed
shoes?”
Said the visiting dame to Jack:
"If we wear those shoes and a mule
kicks us,”
We can kick the darn fool back.”
JUNE 1».
DEMOCRACY AND ENERGY
IN E STREET SUPPLY
SCHOOL
Democracy reigns in "E” street. For
a. while, Privilege, the red, white and
blacy-eyed monster with whom the
U. S. No A. refuses even a passing
acquaintance, threatened an inroad.
Those were the days when Million
aire’s Row flourished, haughty and
indolent, to canteenward. But that is
al! over, now.
It happened that broiling Friday
afternoon, just after several of the
Exclusive Set had finished . clearing
the sand out of their mansions. Then
the voice of the Burrows was heard in
the land (“Each help one another;
heads off the ground, there!)” and
the helpless tenants were sent over
tl e hill to the poorhouse.
But even nine in a tent cannot im
pair the good spirits of “E” Com
pany.
First place, there was a wedding in
the family. Weddings are always the
occasion of rejoicing, and some even
enable the Be: t Man to get Forty
eight hours i t Augusta.
Some, in fact, even increase the
capacity of the bridegroom as an
efficient worker on the Sanitary
Squad. Ask Coles. Ask Sergeant Bur
rows.
Company "E” has an awkward
squad. It spends the cool of the even
ing trying to become graceful. Pvt.
Brooks, who is Interested in Psycho
logy, (as who could help being in the
United States Army?), went to each
of the selected members and asked
how it was that lie (the member)
chanced to be chosen for the extra
drill. In exactly seventeen cases out
of seventeen, they replied, “Because
the rest of my scuad was out of
line.”
A private in “A” company who
lives in a town where they still have
the happy custom of calling out the
trains in the railroad station, said
the other day that he was made home
sick several times each day by being
made to think that he was in his
native railroad terminal. Investiga
tion proved it was only Acting Cor
poral Warshaw announcing “All pres
ent” at formation.
Company "E” was first in examina
tion records in Company Administra
tion last week.
"Doubtless due to our excellent
mess,” remarked First Sergeant Blod
gett, in the course of an address at
Reveille. Others in the company at
tributed it in part to the excellent
company administration, and the
Georgia climate. ,
He swaggers down the sandy street,
Impressing both the great and
small;
His uniform is brushed and neat,
Three inches raised his marching
feet,
(It seems no task fpr him at all)
Nor docs he mind if in the heat
You work and sweat, if by retreat,
No wrath upon his head you call,
—Heed that his favor on you fall, —
He is an Acting Corporal!
When the rain came finally every
one enjoyed it, except Our Favorite
Construction Squad, who were so
absorbed in their work they did not
even know it was raining. Among
Haverty’s henchmen, that rainy day,
were Melincoff Joseph, Gillmore, Cre
hore, Witherill, Coles, Gorman, Kelly
and Langmaid.
H. M. DAVIDSON.
ITEMS FROM FIRST REGT.
Private Edward Babecki of the 2nd
H. M. O. R. S. Ist Reg O. T. C. had
to go to Augusta last week for some
baggage wih his blue denims on.
When landed at the station he jump
ed off the truck and ran to the post
office to mail a letter. When he got
in the center of the road a car stopped
with some strangers in it. It would
not have been fair to mention it, but
they asked, “What kind of a uniform
are you wearing?” He stopped and
with a quick reply answered, “It is the
Full Dress Uniform of the Ordnance.”
First Casual Co., First Reg.
Privates Gloster, Healy and Beades
have decided to make their formal
request for an Honorable Transferral
from the Casuals Companies of this
camp, as they consider themselves
veterans and qualified to apply for
admission to a company that has men
of two weeks in the service or more.
4TH H. M.O. R. S. 2ND REG.
Sergeant Wright wishes to an
nounce to the boys that he wants
everything in apple-pie order all the
time —more power to him.
Jack Barron of the 4th heavy
showed the boys some of his fancy
diving Saturday. Jack sure is there
when it comes to diving and swim
ming. We also have another swim
mer around the camp which Jack
would like to meet. His name is Ses
Rohn, and both boys hail from the
same town —Milwaukee, Wis.
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