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119th Ordnance Bombs
It was pretty fast work establishing a
headquarters, starting on Y. M. C. A.
paper and ink. The boys from the depot
began to fall right into the headquarters
jobs. Scarlett was one of the victims
picked off to inform the companies how
to equip, fight the influenza, guard the
fdace, get the military quail f.'CatlonH, and
n general run the detachment.
Colleary and Monahan used the words
"working at headquarters” whenever
there was occasion to g<-t at the head
of a big line for grub, clothes, or pay,
because extra privileges were granted.
Neither spent more time there than was
necessary to keep acquainted with Bar
ron.
Naclario has been unable tn get a fit
in O. D. breeches and had to call into
■ play the rain coat and wrapped leg
gins.
Johnny Griner had the rooks rail him
when they got up in the morning so
that he would have on his spirals by
reveille.
Kress still has his old Georgia ‘ pep"
and Blocker is ready to sign over with
: the "Yankees." He saw some good look
• Ing girls on the ferry boat getting into
the Big City
Tho cuckoo from Detroit Is still callhig
Shamrock and he expects to depart soon.
' "But why should I live so long.’
Brown and Dowd In ducking detail
* have come in close contact with Benny
l Leonard and the Independents.
“Line-O-Type” From The
Publications Section M. G. T. C.
Speak up, Sergeant Kane and curtail
wcandal-monglng tongues: why make you
Infant’s clothes?
And herewith we have the Song of the
Draughtsmen, as sung by Sergeant
Blackwell, Privates Srhaupt, Reldel, Per
kens, et al:
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A rule, a square, some Ink, a pen,
A pencil, board, a rubber and then
Tn straight line, curve and angle,
•Wo will readily untangle
The battle map for you.
We will exhibit to your view •
The fields of Flanders or of France
Or even camp if you ho wish by chance,
Oh, a city block or a hemisphere
Is just the same to us, my dear.
Private Schaupt has at last learned who
the mysterious person is that was sending
him his cake. Let us caution him to
never again utter names and addresses
aloud, especially when ye Ed is sitting
near. Maybe that Is the reason he has
not been getting that cake lately.
Private Harrinton, familiarly known as
Abie the Painter, holds musical siestas
o’ nights in the Camouflage Department
and Sergeant Meloney has discovered in
the music a great cure for Insomnia. At
least that was the Impression made upon
ye Ed when he found the said sergeant
asleep at the concert.
Things We Never <See.
Sweat on Sergeant-Major Brewster’s
brow.
Private Schneider busy.
Private Henson mad.
Private Hughes missing chance to
argue.
Private Wessrnan stand without
twitching his nose.
Sergeant Blackwell any place but his
tent or the office.
Private Henken talk without swearing.
Private Orans singing
Private Harrinton matter-of-fact.
Sergeant Meloney laugh without exhib
iting his whole interior.
Sergeant Major Weld lias secured some
very largt writing paper, but we are will
ing to wager that he will find it diffi
cult getting the entire name and ad
dress on the envelopes.
Private Orans likes his coffee and cake
down at the Bluebird There may be
other things there that he likes, but we
won’t go into details.
4 BRANCH DRAMAS.
First: Mimeograph Branch.
Sergeant Meloney: Verily, my worthy
Johnny Henson, get you not. a letter for
me today and 1 will chastise thee most
severely, pon my word.
Private Henaon: Curb thou thine an
fsr, friend Harry, for, by my haldidon,
have not a letter received for ten moons
now.
Private Jacobs: Out upon ye, knaves’
To prate thus about the lack of mail
when here I be with many a large, brown
War Department envelope yet filled with
Unanswered mall.
Private Guthler: Content am I that no
other but my Dearie write me and happy
are the days that bring z orth a letter
from her and dark and gloomy those
when none doth come.
Private Wessman: Avaunt ••© all' with
your mail and your Dearies. Forsooth, are
we children gamboling oer the green*
eward or are we brawny men that light?
Letters, faugh!
Private Parker (entering): Cease ye all
this prattle o* letters and address ye
your might and your attention to making
o’ this stencil one thousand copies.
Sergeant Meloney: Give thou it unto
me, Private P. rker. and but wait thou
two minutes and it will finished be.
Private Wessman: Oh, worthy Private
Parker, like Diogenes of old, I seek a
man who has not a Dearie. Come, thou
tall and lanky one, answer me this:
Hast thou a Dearie?
Private Parker: Thou dost abash mo,
friend Wessman of the twitching nose,
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Frederickson and Murphy are in the
candle supply depot. As far as we are
able to discover, the electrlcianhs have
never seen our corner of the lot.
Arthur Sheets is regaining his old pep
and. Is beginning to look like Freddie
Sboenhut. Wc wonder why.
Nitz is as busy as usual and Cham
berlin, the personnel officer. Is investi
gating his case.
Thompson Is leaning to the right side
now with his big six-shooter, with which
he doesnt know what to do.
Barron met his brother and found a
place to shave with hot water and was
Introduced to a mess sergeant with noth
ing to do but feed conscientious objectors
and visitors to help spened a few thous
and dollars in the company fund.
Vyse has received several salutes from
the rookies in the depot brigade up here,
with bls dinky overseas hat and wrapped
leggins.
Olsen and Fabinskl arc snapping out
to their squads like Lieu
tenant Patterson. They are especially
good at giving “on left into line" into
the mess tent.
We are all sorry for the boys who were
sent away from our bunch after taking
the trip as far as artillery avenue with
us. We trust that the conservation and
Utilities depot of the quartermaster is
finding them some work to do.
abash me. aye, for 'tls not one but many
Dearies that I have.
Private Guthler: Ah, unwise man, hav<
thou many Dearies and truly thou canst
not love all. Now I
i Private Henaon: Yes, yea, we know
thou. Mut as for me
Sergeant Meloney-. Hold' Let us get
hence to yonder mess ball for I hear the.
sweet notes of the bugle calling.
Private Henken and ye Ed are now
in the same tent and many are the ver
bal pearls that can be had If one Is but
attentive and has the time to linger
near. In passing, ye Ed requests that
the said Private Henken sleep with the
blankets over his head so that we will
not again address an ode to his bald
pate, mistaking it for the moon.
OUR WEEKLY’LAMPOON.
Fourth: Sergeant Major Weld.
Oh, Sergeant Major Weld,
In his hand he held
A picture of Elenore.
The picture he did kiss,
And then he uttered this:
"I wish I were with thee once more.*’
BUY LIBERTY BONDS.
A Little Notebook from
Company C, Third
Prov. Regt.
(With Apologies to O My Chiam.)
A little note-book within a smelly stall,
A horse contentedly munching his
hard earned hay;
Our instructor’s rasping voice to
pass the time of day.
Oh! ammunition, thou art a joy for
all.
The following choice morsel was
gleaned from a “stall” where a class
of our bright ones was in session the
other day:
Hurst (plainly bewildered) What,
ah, is th-er, ah, range of a dummy
cartridge?
Instructor (equally muddled) It, er,
depends upon the dummy.
Sergt. Robinson, our estimable “top
knieker." and Butler, our demure sol
dier of fortune, had a few brief words»
recently.
“Tit tier.’* quoth our “Top," fixing a
Bevo eye on the modest culprit) "at
inspection I found a pair of dice on
your cot."
Modestly indignant, Butler silently
bows his head and wends his weary
way kitchenward.
Scene 2: Butler is discovered pen
sively rolling 'em with Cook Morgan.
(Curtain.)
(Delayed by Censor): Dame rumor
has it that Bishop amassed a remark
able average, in the Company Adminis
tration Ex. This may be an exaggera
tion, but you’ve got to admit he is some
Georgia Peach.
During the first part of the week
word came to Co. C that Co. E claimed
to be the only live company in the reg
iment by reason of the fact that they
possessed a baseball team that made
pretensions to having stars in its
membership. A scrub team was hur
riedly organized in C Co., a challenge
placed before E Co. and the issue was
fought out Sunday afternoon. The
score was 6-2 against C Company when
the tide turned and C Company won by
a decisive score of 11 to 8. All grand
stand seats were occupied and there
was considerable spirit on both sides.
BUY LIBERTY BONDS.
Machine Gunners:—“Action!”
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BREAKING GROUND FOR NEW OFFICERS’ TRAINING SCHOOL.
Lieut. Col. Wade 11. Westmoreland, commanding officer of the Central Machine Gun Officers’ Training
School, "digging In” on the site where an army of workmen last week began the construction of a new canton
ment city l:i the Machine Gun Training Center which will cost more than two million dollars. This cantonment
will house the candidates training for commissions as machine gun officers. To the right of Lieutenant-Colo
nel Westmoreland are: Colonel G. B. Strickler, construction quartermaster. H. A. Belden, of New York City, su
pervlslng engineer: and Cant. I>. E. Itavis, assistant construction quartermaster.
Worldly Wisdom From
Sixth Casual, First
Prov. Regt.
The Sixth Casual is some company,
even the sergeants disobey orders, for
instance, Pop Hogan washes his
clothes, minus his blue demins, better
known as ordnance uniform. Strictly
against orders, Pop.
Since Corporal Hamlin received his
commission, Private Harmon has been
elected to acting corporal. Congrat?
illations.
Private Shisko has rather a rushing
business off one guard onto another.
Private Remlssong has been on the
sick list for the last few days. The
doctor says that he eats too much.
Better Hooverizc a littl llemmy.
Private Gilligan has received seceral
nice packages this week. What is he,
Gilligan?
Salmond is wild about the game;
can’t eat or sleep, and wo have to
watch him to keep him from betting on
how many grains of sand there is in a
shovel full.
Private Bert Ryder is spending his
summer vacation in Camp Hancock.
How goes it, Bert?
Schalupa slept with bls shoes on the
other night apd -caught, cold in his
head.
Private Taube was on an extended
visit to Savannah, now he can hardly
sleep. Who is she, Taube?
The Bugle Squad is broken up in the
Sixth, but they are expert guardsmen.
An awful shock. Tremper is an elec
trician.
Dizzy Curran lost all of his money.
Now he sleeps with his clothes on. He
is afraid that he will lose them also.
We are going to invest a. part of the
company fund in a bicycle, or an old
Tin Lizzy, for the use of Sergeant
King In routing the boys out at fatigue
call.
Georgia does not agree with Private
Wright, he has only gained 20 pounds. .
English physical drill for you, Wright.
Petronella Is getting rather hard
boiled. Somebody he foola-round.
Private Schaffer ate a green persim
mon last Sunday, and hasn’t talked
plain since. Now wouldn’t this get your <
goat?
Private Ackerman has lust his name.
Please help him find it.
Private I’orget ran so far in a relay
race the other day that v hen he stop
ped he found that he had a punctured
tire. He had to go to the infirmary
and get patched up.
When it comes to guard—well Penn
sylvania. hasn't anything on the Sixth
Casual Company, for we are, Arsenal
Warehouse. Regimental, Magazine and
Latrine guards combined, and Penn
sylvania is national guards only.
The Sixtli Casual Is learning some
think new now. Squade right.
Phillip's girl thinks that he is a
great short story author, he writes
such nice letters, and so many of them.
Better go to Chi, Phlps, and you would
save money on stamps.
We have all received our diplomas
from Fairfield, 0., as aerial gunners,
but haven't seen a machine gun in
months, instead we are making war on
stumps, and believe me, that needs
only picks and shovels.
7:15 A. M.—all guards out.
Found on port No. 2 < f the maga
zine guard by Private F. W. Damm of
the Sixth Casual Company, O. T. C.
Among Augusta's famous pines,
'Neath Georgia's sky of blue.
With a Springfield on my shoulder,
I am walking Number Two.
The post's too short to be pleasant,
The steps are just seventy-three.
There's no possible chance to rest
For the searchlight tells on me.
I've often wonderejl, fel’tAvs.
What 1 would do to him,
If I should catch a German
Lurking where the light is d m.
I am not very wealthy in bullets.
In fact I have only two;
I would not need the second,
For the first would sure go trite.
—Anonymous.
MARINES XMAS PACKAGES
Washington, D.C.—Christmas packages
for marines with the American expedi
tionary force must be of the size pre
scribed for the army packages, it was an
nounced today.
TRENCH AND CAMP
Put-Outs from the P. O.
Have you missed the Put-Outs for i
the past few weeks? Well, the Postal
Detachment has been so busily en- ■
gaged in getting the mail to the men |
that it was impossible to come across
for the weekly column, but we hope
to do better in the future.
Lt. A. H. Craig, officer in charge of
the postal service in the camp, has re
cently started a period of physical
training for the men in the P. 1).,
which is appreciated by the men They
had a lively time the other morning,
when in a relay race a beehive was
accidently overturned. There was
some tall stepping.
Pvt. Fred Zuber, of tho Ordnance
camp, one of the popular men of the
post, office force, recently left on a
furlough to his home town, Columbus.
Ohio. Fred had some
ness to transact, at least that is what
a letter from the mayor of Columbus
stated. Here’s to a good time Fred,
and don’t overstay your leave.
WANTED- A megaphone for Brock.
We can’t hear him.
Congratulations are in order. Pri
vate Joseph Elliott took unto himself
a bride. He is bound to fight even if
he is on detached service at the Post
Office. Elliott, we all wish you and
your wife all the luck and happiness
in the world.
JUST A LITTLE.
Just a little Damsky, always in the
right,
Just a. little Goodman, looking for a
fight,
.lust a little lecture given on the site.
Just a little time and things will be
ail right.
Now that the Jewish New' Year's
celebration is over, mail service will
again be up to its former standard.
One of our members was hard hit
by the (piarantine. Private McAdam,
of the 19th company, happened to be
In his company street when the boys
from Camp Grant arrived, and so he
has been among the missing at the
office.
Private George Vedernack, a former
Carlisle football star, one of the can
didates for end on th© machine gun
football team, had the misfortune to
dislocate his collar bone while in a
scrub game at headquarters c ..npany
the other evening., We hope that this
will not keep him out of the games
this season. We are with you.
George.
There is a race between Corporal
George Berger and Private Magnuson
to see who gets the most mail. Both -
are popular young men from Wiscon- 1
sin cities, as is attested by the volume
of their correspondence.
REMOUNT DEPOT
The effect of the Spanish influenza at
Camp Hancock has been-felt in this re
mote section of existence. Although there
are no cases here, the post exchange and
the Y. M. C. A. have been closed indefi
nitely and the bus that operates be
tween here and Augusta has been
stopped. If a few weeks more of isola
tion continue the man who rediscovers
us will be unanimously elected to a place
in the Hall of Fame.
We extend congratulations to Lieut.
H. L. Riley upon his recent promotion
from quartermaster sergeant to second
lieutenant. Lieutenant Riley came here
a year ago as a private while the Re
mount was in the formative stage. His
genial manner and manly character have
made him many friends and admirers.
His promotion is a deserved recognition
<>f thorough and efficient work. His
home is in Butler, Ga.
Hall, who has been in the Base Hos
pital since March, was returned to the
Remount as a result of the influx of
Spanish influenza cases'ar the base. He
says he recalls having been here a long
tme ago.
Lieutenant Heck has found a reason for
liking the South other than the pro
verbial sunny clime. Here’s to Lieuten
ant and Mrs. Beck.
The number and cosmopolitan charac
ter of the Remount personnel were in
creased last week Dy the addition of a
hundred men, including an Oneida Indian.
The cry of the older men now is "When
do we go over?"
A number of the men are now enjoying
furlough Among them are Sergeants
Houston and Jennings and "lodine"
Bali er.
Word has been received that Lieuten
ant Morris, formerly assigned here, has
been promoted to captain. ‘ He is in com
mand of a veterinary base hospital unit
and expects to be "over there" soon.
1,480 PRISONERS
Washington.—Members of the Amer
ican expeditionary forces who have
been indentified as prisoners of war
in Germany numborer 1,480 on Octo
ber 5, said an announcement Monday
from the office of the adjutant general
of the army. In addition, 220 civilians
interned in Germany have been identi
fied as have sixty ona sailors held in
Constantinople.
Casual Remarks From
Fifth Casual Company,
First Prov. Regiment
‘ The police squad has petitioned for
a light on the bulletin board. Th©
night owls drop too many matches
hunting a job for next day.
Our friend Fatty Carver has de
serted the kitchen for the kindred duty
of K. p. Chaser. Since then woe has
betided tho K. P. initiate who would
evade the approach of this stalwart
Arbuckle.
A new statement of general orders —
the military Twelve Commandments
is forthcoming when Charley G. Mordes
issues his version. He will acknowl
edge his indebtedness to Christopher
Rest for the statement of the Sixth
General Order. The latter is Best’s
“special.” x
“Failin' in the hay” will be execut
ed literally when the men of this com
mand complete their weary pilgrim
ages over the hill to the mule mess.
“Bed ticks” (we call them at home)
are fattening 'round hero.
The sage of Tecumseh has left us.
An overseas vista fills his mind's eye.
No longer will the company type
writer sing poetic serenades of en
dearment for Agnes or Myrtle.
Though there are “privates’* galore
in the army, there isn't much of priv
acy in the matter of retirement or se
clusion. None know this better than
poor little Roy Duncan. We admit
it is a bit disconcerting not to be able
to receive cherished messages “when
company is around.’’
Sergeant. Wadleigh is in receipt of a
money belt. Attempts to fill it are
welcome. Until some one thoughtfully
Interferred. Wad had thought of using
the thing for a neck tie.
Sergeant Murphy Is again at free
dom to make foot prints on the camp's
threshold. Another chevron down
town.
Among the progeny of the boot
shaped peninsula who are with us we
have those who ran unquestionably
produce music. We know this and so
does the orderly tent “bunch” from
Fourth Casual, this regiment. We at
tempt to entertain -ourselves and
I through the subsequent gathering have
the satisfaction of hearing them —to
the west of us -admit In their dejected
parley that “we have it on them.” A
trifle boresome, 'tis true, as we knew
it.
Diplomatically, we would pay our
respects to the Fourth Casual Com-
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Specialists School, M. G. T, C,
(By Joseph K. Colton.)
Life, which since the Kaiser went
crazy, never has beer. «a path of roses
for any of us except the munition mak
ers, the profiteers and a few of the flat
feet and weak hearts back in the “hum”
town, has become just one inspection aft
er another. If .any of us get the epizotis
it won’t be the fault of the health guard
ians, or bureau de sante, as our French
cousips might say. What with the san
itary observations day and night, the
general inspection Saturday, the noon
day mumps once-over and the bi-weekly
gathering in the mess hall, we surely
could give an epidemic a head start arid
beat it wherever it wanted to run. We
haven’t been to town so long that v.e
doubt whether old George at the Albion
would know us. Yes. we've been there
once or twice as *smebodv’js guest so he
could place. ns easily. We’re going to
take Frank down there some day and
show him what a feed Is.
You’ve got to deliver it to good old I
Fred Shaffner. Sergeant Major Brow,
who is solicitous for the health of his
flock of orderlies, asked him the other
day if hp had done anything for his cold.
You know Fred has th** most aggravatin’ i
wheeze and it's soared the rest of us j
“all holler.” Well, Fred just allowed I
that he had. “What you bin doin
asked th** sergeant. “Biowin’ my nose,”
said Fred, and out he calked. That’s
what we call treatme r t—not to mention
economic use of the King’s English.
We hate to give Fred so much snace,
but when a man i«, ho in tho limelight,
he cannot l e denied. You know Fred
Shaffner the other morning when he
was getting ready for Saturday ’speck
shun he discovered that some miscreant
had sawed (nr is it sawn) the supports
of his cot tho night before, and bv a
miracle he hadn't crashed through. Fred
indulged in a few words which were ex
cusable and if he finds out who did it—
well, somebody’s going to ketch it.
We wonder who tho new “louios” are
going to be. Everybody is rooting for
the boys from Headquarters Company
and there Isn’t a member of the company
hut what will send his best vishe’ l when
they go before the board. But whether
they get a commission or not. thev’vo
been pretty highly complimented bv their
officers and that is from' which
to derive satisfaction. It shows that
what they do is appreciated. And they
in their turn recognize the implied com
pliment, which makes everybody happy.
Capt. Worline was a proud man last
week when the company' subscribed to
Liberty binds. Ninetv mon invested in
70 bonds a total of *?.noo on the first
night, and a fen- additional bonds since
It shows the spirit that has alreadv been
felt In Germany, th*- unconquerable
spirit of men who know they are right
and c willing to heln not nnlv phvsical
lv but financially with all of them going
the limit Besides, they know < f gnnd
thing when they see it—and the Liberty
bond not only has a commercial hut a
sentimental value for all of them. Th**v’re
of great, inte’-esf indeed —who’ll call in
Abraham Lduls Feurstein for testimony?
Wit hbecoming modesty, manv blushes I
and an all-around re-emhlanoc to -the
shrinking violet, we announce our ap
pointment as acting nornoral. Isn't It
great to know that you’re g tting on in
tho world?
We’ve had another touch of home. It’s
been here since the canteen was closed
to us Middleton and Andrews furnish
tho local color. You know how the lil ole
grocery man in the home town calls
around in the morning for his order and
comes back four or five minutes after
meal time with the gcods- and the gos
sip! Well, that’s how we get our cigar
ettes and soap now. Sergeant Middle
tons the grocer and Joe’s the clerk.
‘ Fred Shack, who was taken ill while on
his furlough at his home in Newark, N.
J., admits he is married now. so he joins
the rest of the “eld married men,” the
ddun of whom i - Sergeant Stephen J
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Szendy. Fred is a nice hoy and we ll
congratulate not only him but the young
lady who was fortunate enough to g«x
him. We’ll look after him. Mrs., aid
we can assure you that he is safe from
practically all the horrors, of war (except
a few two-footed ones) —while he's in the
Specialists school.
Congratulations are in order for Serge
ant Thomas Davis and Mrs. Davis, to
whom a daughter has been born. We
wondered why the sergeant’s smile was
a bit brighter the other morning, but the
explanation of Sergeant Middleton chased
our wonderment. Wouldn't it be nice if
they called her “Victoria”—after the vic
tories of the Allies on the various fronts?
Or "Woodrov ena” part of which is presi
dential and part contributed by Sir Wal
ter Scott. But it’s none cf our business
what they name her. It must be nice to
have her around, that’s all.
Esterkyn wishes that if a man is going
to let a mule kick him in the chest, he’d
choose some other time besides the mid
dle of the night Half the company was
I awakened by the raucous shouts of "Cor
j noral of the Guard. Post Number 4’” Sat
urday night. Esterkyn was right in th©
middle of a dream in which he had reach
ed the pinnacle of operatic fame when
the rude awakening came- so he is award
ed grounds for protest
Up in Brockton, New York, the vine
yards are beginning to give forth their
luscious fruit. Carl Erickson has four
brothers up in that country and he’s
exp*' ting a few boxes of grapes almost
any day. Get your name in early for a
bunch.
There was a sacred ceremony in Tent
No. 6 Friday. Corporal Lux destroyed all
his love letter:-. No, he and sweetheart
are not “mad” at each other. Their
billysdoo, as it were, had accumulated in
such quantities that there being no
to put them nor pink ribbons to tie
around them, their minds went 50-50 on a
proposition to scatter them to the winds.
Now they’ll start in saying the same
eweet things all over again—bless ’em!
Well, as the inelegant Corporal Rog
ensof says, guess we’ll pull in our neck.
* Curfew, we should say, mess call is blow
ing and we don't want Hank Scheele or
Bailey t,o beat us to the porridge plant.
A dies!
Top-Sergeant Glasser has no love for
Corporal Brody, since the latter has a
habit of getting first to the non-coms
table.
Supply Sergeant Reiner is thinking
•about running off n Jazz at the Lenwood
some time in the near future. Just wait
till we get those O. I>.’s, Charity begins
at home and Reiner knows his home ad
dress. Leave some good outfits for the
rest of the boys and we re sure with you
in that affair.
If Mechanic Abe Kuscnansky gets more
than one job a day he thinks he’s over
worked.
We can get all fussed up for Lake
View now that we have a tailor shop in
Our company certainly must have a
pull at headquarters, v.e have had two
new commanders inside of two weeks.
Lieutenant Copp Is our new head and
he’s with the fellows in all things.
Not mentioning any names, but sb.o
sent down a telegram with the inscrip
tion, “Why don’t you write.” Pretty
tough, Bruno, I’ll say.
Well known sayings: ‘ J was once a
private.”
Wanted: A stenographer anti type-
writer to answer Sergeant M. P. Reiner's
letters.
Lieutenant Feldman must have had a
horseshoe in his pocket. He was relieved
from this company as second lieutenant
and returned first serg-ant. Good luck
to him in his new capacity.