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I~ Bursting Bombs From the Second
Casualty Company, 2nd Prov. Regt
i A Little More of the Characte rs Papa and Sonny in Which
the Latter Secures Some Consolation For the Former’s
Fatherly But Unappreciated Trick of Last Week.
Maxim’s Has Noting on the Sunday Menu
SONNY’S REVENGE.
b While Sonny was recovering from
8 the cffr>c ?•- of the silver nitrate which
| has ii administered at Pape's in-
| .‘itigatlon, hi- wa.; planning his revenge.
I Days went by and ane plan after an-
I other iva.t> rejected, but he finally
| evolved a scheme that was a marvel
of perfection. He conferred with sev
| oral others who were willing to par
ticipate in anything that promised a
jyood laugh. And were soon busy pass-
■ ing the word and collecting bit'- of
charred wood and odds and ends of.
canvas which were scorched over the
flame of a candle. $
■ Late that night a low fire wa- . tart-
I ed iriit lie open space between the tents
■ and corral. You remember that Pap”
I was appointed axeman in the company '
I fire brigade some time ago. He was
B so proud of his new position that he
I slept with his trust.? axe at the head of :
1 his bed.
A hoarsely whispered cry of-" Fire,”
w struck Papa's oar:-; with the startling
suddenness of a pi-.i I report. He
jumped up and grabbed his axe plow
ed his way through the < rowd. He no
ticed the size and position of the fife <
while still some distance from it and |
seeing that it cGuld do not possible!
harm decided that there was a joke I
somewhere.
n It suddenly occurred to him that this? i
might be a bit .of .strategy io gel him
out of the way f while the real joke was
being perpetrated. He hurriedly made
his way up the adjoining company
street and approached his tent from
the rear.* No one thej but his cot
and blankets wore missing and in
their place wfr- a head of charred wood,
topped off with bits of scorched can
vas.
Ba It. was up to Papa t > find hi.-. bed or
I_ sleep on the floor. Grimly silent and j
fuming explosively by turns he start- 1
ed out on a search, but tirin'- of it
stealthily Ijbrrowed a blanket, without
the sleeping owner's consent
The next morning, Papa, bk-ar eyed
from loss of loop, went around listless
ly collecting the waste paper. Final
ly it was all gathered and sorted- He
opened one of the boxes to put it away
“■ and there w;;:. the missing bedding.
The Barracks Bunk
Weekly Snooze.
Camp Hancock, Ga., October 23, 1918.
Vol. 1.
\ THE BARRACKS BUNK
| . -• Published by and for
fl The Permanent f>etachment
I SCHOOL FOR BAKKRS AND COOKS
Otaker Knapp. Eultor.
G. M. Cott, Business Manager.
Editorial
jfl Peaee.-at-any-price advocates merit-
H ed the scorn of worthy men recently.
B Germany at her wit’s end, with igno-
B hie defeat before hrr, is again clamor
ing for peace It is a great opportun-
E ity for self styled humanitarians to
■ cry: "Stop further bloodshed."
fl Will our aims be truthfully won ir
B we stop now? Will German militarism
B be absolutely and eternally conquer
fl ed?
■ Today she is at our mercy, begging
kj for armistice. Armistice to Cerman.x
fl means an opportunity to move her
■ forces unmolested to lhe more st rate
fl gic positions on the west Rhine. For
L those who have laid down their lives,
fl we MUST carry our aims to COM
g I’LHTH victory.
fl The war is decidedly NOT over.
■ Peace js NOT declared, Our task is
B NOT done.
fl Don't think PERSONAL ENDEAV-
■ OR is now I’SEIJISS.
fl Continue to do YOU it BIT that this
organization may remain effecient.
NOW is the time! NOW is the
TEST!
EQ Victory still rests in YOUR hands.
■M Don't LAY DOWN!
SJ YOt’K BBST BIT is more important
NOW than ever before.
Shall hisbury say YOU failed?
We wonder if those Siamese office
Q twins say: "Ain’t it a grand and
SB glorious feeling,” when being blamed
H for edit ng this column, when ent|re
ly guiltless’.
Bh Although ye editor has been blessed
M with a sleepy name, we feel that $lO,-
W 000 insurance is unsufficient guarantee
£9 on our life, so we wisely sit up nights
M lest some one got revenge.
W’e started off BIG, and although a
9 few contributions came in, they were
not ENOUGH. Get YOUR’S in before
Thursdax’.
‘• Poems From the Nut Factory
B
y Catena
We introduc you to Catena.
lie speeka Eenglish like notina,
Eat a vera much spagett,
I’usha. keys all day yet
Got is swell head in da beana.
y Carlson
KNki •
Rj Yaa Carlson bane the name I took,
adj Und den became an army co k.
Ea I tank I bane the best they've got,
; De odders they all study lot.
But I bane cook mitoud a book.
Anti-Tank Rifle Used By Germans
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Reports from the front have of ten mentioned that the Germans were using huge rifles ta combat the tanks
of the allies. The photo shows one of the ant,i-tank rifles which was captured recently by the French. Th®
rifle has a stand similar to that of a machine gun, but is operated by one mjin.
TRENCH AND CAMP
I That box was the only thing he
j had not searched.
Slowly he fished it out and slowly
i undid the cot and laid out the blankets
! and with a grunt of satisfaction tum
bled in and was soon fast asleep.
Husincss is business, but nothing will
take the place of sleep.
We of the S■'-and are still eating as
well as ever. Sunday we had another
one of our Wonderful banquets. Just
look at the bill of fare. Hoast chicken
■ with dressing, giblet gravy, mashed
potatoes, creamed corn, celery, ice
I cream, rake and coffee, with the after
; dinner cigars and cigarettes thrown in.
; We even had music, First Class JPriv
| ate A. Fl Porter played the piano and
Private Alexander Wallen the violin.
. Aren’t you jealous now?
We sal. opposite our germ deflector,
I trying to be as cheerful as the meal i
pind the music warranted, studying the •
• Pictor* in the advertising matter and
trying to read some of the items that
.looked as though they might be inter
; c: ting.
oh. you want to know what a germ
! deflector is? Nothing but newspa
per: .strung along the middle of the
! table and parallel to it in much the
! same wav That mother hangs out the,
wash. Tip obp'-ct js to prevent the '
man across the- way from wafting his
influenza germs over to you .
There is no influenza in our com
pany, s< it is only a preventive meas
ure and a very good one. but a sort of
a kill joy It is rather depressing when
yon can't watch the men on thF other
side and make sure that they are not
getting more to eat than you are.
Private Anthony Brinalj wants a new I
i title for his especial benefit. He says’
j that if the rien who washed the clothes i
for the supply teat are Mrs. Murphys,
he - ught to have a similinr, but more
highfalutin one, as he had charge of
j the detail.
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One night last week Private Scar
borough f ame in about 10 o’clock and
accidentally woke up Private Johns
who thought that it was reveille.
■ lobn.-' got ii j> ami started to dress,
Ravings of a Knight's Mare
Private G.-rdom has a detail to turn '
on Hie lights. p O nr Abernathv
te. iho_door. Ain't it awful to be • ■ t.i- I
missioned switchman at 5:4. r » a m ?
Our Alphabet Hog almost Jost
title this week. A now claimant n j
honors is pvt. Reamontapoulos. of |
F.tkrry Co. .166. Panagiotis still holds'
honors by one letter. They'd make
good partners for a printing business ■
Lots of type to start in with,
Pritchard is hammering extra hard!
this week to got his weak right strong t
enough to hold, those stripes.
Irish-Spanish O’Neill traces his an
cestry way back. Didn’t Darwin get
stumpt in one section? Possibly
O’Neill can ssist him.
Peace” Klein belietes in prepared-
M iami.
Never heard of Miami? Ask Press
Agent Klein.
” r rod Sloan" Albrecht is losing
weight those days. Is it Ibe mare rat
N ng his bones, or the bones in his
vacuum rattling in fear of ye editor s
pen ?
When peace comes Sergeant Wil
liams will roll out his new act: "A
Cheap Skate.”
In the Grease-Pan
' Z — llow s . v °ur hearing,
I S t. Bosse- Bine!
Sgt. X Y. Z. Lend me $2.00.
Sgt. Bosse—Kli?
Sgt. Hugo Schmidt, al Mess Table—
“ Who swiped my cake?"
Small Voice —“Maybe BENNETT it.
Instructor Give a definition 01
hindquarter.
Student Cook—Sgt. Shefferle.
Instructor Correct. Give the name
of a good .substitute.
Student Cook—Sgt Gettman.
Skeletons in Our Box
Exhibit. F.
Sgt. "Pat ' O’Malley.
Prince of Philanthropy. Business
fine. Everything coming in. Nothing i
going out.
Exhibit G.
Sgt. Everywhere Troupe.
Apostle of light work. Sole proprie
tor of The House of Wit. Easy Street,
■ J’ensionVille.
Exhibit JI.
"Mix Blood” O'Neill.
An original occupant of The Tower
of Babel.
Famous Sayings
Sgt. Realy (5: t"» a. m.) —"Waddoyet
say'.’ All on deck! Make it snappy.”
Sgt O'Malley- "Pass the SHTEAV!”
No. 2.
| wondering all the while why the lights
were not turned on.
, Private Charles T. Wain’wright has
f been appointed K. P. Chaser, taking
the place of Private Daly who has been
tra nsf erred*
Privates Luther Rupp and Charles ■
Permento, both in the same squad ’
have been promising their tent mates
a feast as soon as the cakes they have
been expecting for some time arrive. ’
Thp rest of the men are beginning to
think that it is a ruse to get out of
detail.
WILLIAM LORELIE.
There’ll be no Germany bye and bye
If they listen to William Lorelie,
Sitting on his throng singing a song
of hate.
Playing - golden comb to keep his
mustache straight.
TIEEII® CIRCUS IN
SIGNAL COMPANY
CORRAL
0y Corporal Rupprecht.
The jneu of the 47th Servir e (Company
don’t < are if they do miss the shows in
(Augusta, as long as we have the three;
.ring circus over at the coiral every morn
ling The performance begins promptly
at S a. m every day except Sundays. The
company boasts of having some of the
best bare-back riders and broncho
busters. notably among them being E. L
Mundy, who hails from the wikis of New
Jersey, and who claims to be able to stick
to anything with hair on. His exhibi
tions are always entertaining as well as
amusing.
Persky, Otten and Burkett have been
I heard to remark that in another week or
I two they willd’eel themselves qualified to
apply for transfer to the Aviation Sec
tion.
Green, an old-timer, appeared upon the
field Tuesday morning and announced he
would give an exhibition of fancy riding
on Tanglefoot (No. 12). but_ seeing that
he and the horse couldn’t agree, difl some
fancy acrobatic stunts instead, and wound
up the exhibition by plowing up about
two acers of the field. Green is now
nursing several bruises, also a bunged
up nose.
Sergeant Miller, our rifling master, tells
jus that in order to make good as a horse
; man, you must know more than the horse,
ibut that the men will improve in time,
the first seven years usually being the
hardest.
The past week has been especially busy
for the 17th Service Co. On October 16th
and 17th twenty men were detailed for
special work at the Machine Gun Range
where they established and kept open
telegraph and .telephone conimunu itions,
while Machine Gun companies were re
ceiving practical instructions in laying
barrage fire unflcr actual field conditions.
Sergeant Davis was in charge and the
detail was made up <>f the following men:
Corporals Smith, Rathbun and Bishop;
Privates First Class Javens, Bick. Cour-
J-*:ey, Pcnrofl, Filkins, and Tate; Privates
Kester, Holden, Godshall, Allen. Jewett,
O'Donnell, Crane. Festina, Gross and Bel
more.
An order from headquarters calling for
first class telegraph operators was re
ceived and Privates <lriffin, Bear and
• Kiir <’h were successful in passing the
examination and meeting all require
ments.
! Th** progress made by the company in •
■ the drills and signal work is noteworthy. I
l-’or the past week they have been get
rling instruction in night signaling. The i
work is very interesting, and the men are!
I making good; we have our first sergeant’s I
■word for it.
j The Pigeon Section reports everything
• running smoothly, and takes pleasure in j
announcing the return of Private Grigg- |
an absence of two weeks because of
I' illness.
The carrier pigeon car, a motorcycle
with a Cygent rear cage, is creating con
siderable perplexity among our neighbor
ing civilians through their inability to de
termine whether the vehicle is a police
patrol, ambulance, or dog wagon This
makes it necessary at each stop to make '
considerable explanation.
Our Acting Mess Sergeant, Dick Weav
er. is making himself solid with the men.
Also he and his righthand man. Irish
Ryan, are very popular with the Honor
able K. P.’s, as they are always ready
and willing to lend a helping hand.
Sergeant Smith after ordering his se« - I
tion to fall in, and giving the command
right dress, then front, discovered the al- ;
ligament to be anything but straight,
and after several vain attempts to
straighten out said line and comments as
to the wavy appearance of same, com
manded the section to fall out and take
a look at that line.
Sergeant Kay tells us he gets at least
an hour's more sleep since Corporal
Moore has been transferred to the thlYd
section. We can well appreciate that
fact as that boy sure has a musical snore,
which is not his only bad fault. As a
, general rule he has an accompaniment
to go with it.
Some Questions and Answers
If You Question is too Difficult Send
in Your Answer With It.
(From the American Army Gazette.)
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
Candidate —In passing the exagiina
■ tion for the tank corps, what is the
principal question that a man is re
qu*red to answer?
Ans. —Quoting from the application
blank. "Do you want to fight."
IT IS THE COOKING.
• Miss Sweet —ls it true that the
, American soldiers like the girls over
in France better than they do the
American girls’’
Ans. No, my dear, but the concen
sus of opinion seems to be that the
boys like their cooking better. The
American girls had better get busy
for tis said that, the surest wa” to a
man's heart is through his esopha
gus.
A DRINK OF WHAT?
Influenza Patient —In the instruc
tions to influenza patients issued to
the War Department, it is stated A
hot foot bath and a copious hot drink
with one or two aspirin tablets at bed
time will help.” A drink of what'.’
Answer- The censorship regulations
prohibits publishing the of the
’ drink.
WRKi (Ys
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discomforts of all sorts |
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f if you have a bit of
WIGLEYS
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its long-lasting, refreshing |
i savor, its soothing, cool-
1 ing. caiming effect. JH
t The Flavor Lasts
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