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WALKER’S BOOK STORE
662 BROAD STREET.
Magazine Agency For All Magazines.
I MILITARY BOOKS.
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southernFandy manufacturing co.
AUGUSTA, GA.
510 BROAD STREET. PHONE 1873.
Specialty—Peanut Candy. Camp Supplies.
■ W ft Foundry, Machine, Boiler
111 S i lli B I'k Ul raC 11 Works and Mill Supply
■ XZIWA Store. Contractor’s Ma-
H a a FFAiwn chinery,- Supplies and Re-
AUbUbIAJstOKIjIA. pairs. Wire Cable and
*"" ***" ** Block. Burrows Shovels,
Reinforcing Bars, Chains,
Etc. ’Cotton, Oil, Gin, Saw, Grist, fertilizer, Cane,
Shingle Mill Supplies, Repairs and Castings. Boilers,
Flues, Stacks, Tanks, Pipes and Fittings.
FORD CARS AND SUPPLIES.
I KOSHER EATABLE""™
I Salami, Bologna, Frankfurters, Postroma, Corned
Beef, Tongue, Swiss Cheese, Cream Cheese, Smoked Sal- /
mon, Herring, Dill Pickles and Rye Bread.
KOSHER LUNCHES SERVED ALSO.
—AT—
SEROTTA’S
1218 BROAD ST. PHONE 1102.
, Dur i'UGUSTA’S NEW SOUVENIR AND
SOLDIER EQUIPMENT STORE
726 BROAD STREET. |
Midway Between Seventh and Eighth.
V'L'ffltqfn ' This store will be known as
“SIGN OF THE EAGLE STORE.”
(When We Get Our Sign.)
Drop in and see the man that treats you right.
Officers Uniforms at
Reduced Prices
In these days, the officer who would practice
economy in buying uniforms must look for the factors
that make for value in them. If he isn’t getting the
full value of the money he spends, he is wasting a
large part of his income. We are giving every officer
an opportunity to save money on his uniform.
ALL $60.00 WHIPCORDS reduced t 0552.50
ALL $55.00 WHIPCORDS reduced t 0550.00
ALL $50.00 SERGE reduced t 0545.00
ALL $45.00 SERGE reduced t 0540.00
ALL $40.00 GABARDINE reduced t 0535.00
Three $60.00 Y. M. C. A. Uniforms for, each. . $40.00
We are sole agents for Kuppenheimer and Society
Brand Uniforms.
L Sylvester & Sons
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AUDLEY HILL CO.
Triangular Block, 630 Seventh Street
(Near Union Station.)
WHOLESALE FRUITS, PRODUCE
AND GROCERIES.
We Cater Especially to
Mess Sergeants.
PROMPT TRUCK DELIVERY
| Our Aim:
l’ < Quality, Service and Fairness.
IF IT CAN BE HAD, WE HAVE IT
Our Fltid
By FANNIE FERN S. BLi
Written for Hancock Edition of Trench an„
z Flag of the free, thy blood her bars
Inspire us. And in the blue the mow white stars
Reminds us of regions of men, and hr me.
And of the the shining stars above, in Eleven's far off dome
EthMem of .tope in every clime, in e very hind.
Waving for freedom, the gift of a Divine hand
Frcven thy strength—acknowledged thy right.
Compelling the adversary to surrender or fight.
Forerunner of peace protectorof the weak
Maker of liberty, the oppressed of earth trek—■
Thy portals, and under thy protection kneel
•Swearing through time, through woe er weal
• To abide by thee: The foeman's angry voice
Affects thee not; unchanged thyedicts- -one choice—
Alone, the requisite. Flutter and wave
Oh, flag of the brave, till King and slave
Alike, are made to see, thy deathless motto and their
Destiny. Heaven born they message and where
Man's foot has trod, thy guardon be. Within tie folds
Deep buried lie the cheers of men and many a tear that holds
The glorious hopes and dreadful fears, of a loving woman’s part.
Whose desolate cry reveals, that men do constitute the greater part.
Grant that for aye, ye wave—the standard .flaunt—
Proclaiming the loyalty of man, time cannot daunt
Nor rust of age corrode. Dike unto the sacrifice of One
Who gave his life for others, so every mother's son
Will do, made captive by thy spirit. Wave oh starry flag on sea,
o'er all mankind—our firesides, our nation stands, for thy supremacy.
Augusta, Ga. '
.Nov, 12, 1918.
Hits From Headquarters
Company M. G. 7. C.
GEO. K. KENKEN.
Top Sgt. Adams has ssuccedcd in estab
lishing a reputation as a Company Romeo.
He has been reported as acting chaperon
for an Augustan Belle, and wo look for
ward in the near future for an import wt
announcement concerning the top Sgt.
By the way the Top Sgt. is getting to
be a quite an African Polo Player.
Perhaps be is jealous of (’apt. Worces
ter's Polo Association, and organized one
himself.
Corporal (Clerk) Derby the Syracuse
wonder is wearing the original Happy
Hooligan hat. Corp. Derby needs no
make up his face supplies the required
comedy to establish the identidy of the
ever famous comic.
Sgt. Bald Bill Balser, was treated to o
trip to Camp Jackson in the Official Car.
and to make the trip a pleasure. he
caught a first clas cold without cxi <-nse
Bald Bill, still wears the n ghtcap. pre
seated to him by the W. T u._ <.f
Bronx New York. Bill acknowledges tin
fact that he closely resembles “Old Lady”
No. 31.
Third Lieutenant Bauer, designated
Baldy Bil to supervise the policing for the
entire week throughout the Detachment
area, and Baldy promptly qualified, by
yelling Youse, Furl your tents.”
We are Indebted to Ideut. I’cto for the
daily hikes and very interesting lecture
we received.
Fatima Maloney the head mimeograph
er of the Operation Section who hails
from Wakefield, Mass., expects m apply
for a furlough, as soon as Miss Gay per
mits him to do so.
Private Geo. Hughes, Beantown’s fam
ous politician and football expert, can b»-
heard lecturing and arguing about the
above mentioned subfrets at length anv
evening at the displeasure of his tent
mates. Romeo George as a sleep producer
is in class by himself.
Louis Schneider the Artist. Reporter,
“Live-O-Type” From The
Publications Section M, G. T. C.
There are numerous parades that wo
have failed to see and would have
liked to have seen, but that one fea
turing Sergeant Burly Melonoy and
Private Period Weiner followed by an
M. P., was one that we are Sure sjrry
that we missed.
HOG MEAT.
A Drama in one act by Ye Ed.
Characters:
Private Parker,
Private Hughes,
A Lady.
(Scene: A large, old, rambling house
in Grovetown, Ga. The lady sits on
the porch sewing. Privates Hughes
and Parker approach from the d’rec
tion of camp.)
Private Parker: Verily, there comes
an urging from my stomach that my
teeth do wrap themselves about some
thing eatable.
Private Hughes: Long since has my
stomach recoiled itself to the fact that
my throat has been cut.
(They observe the lady sitting on
the porch.)
Private Parker: By my troth, I will
approach yon Lady and request that
'out of the goodness of her heart she i
give us the wherewithal to live yet an - j
other day.
Private Hughes: Hast thou the te- i
merity: I confess I lack it.
Private Parker: If thou wilst but i
observe my actions they will answer
thee.
(Private Parker leaves Private
Hughes and goes over and talks to
the lady.)
Private Parker. (Waving a long,
lanky arm to Hughes). All’s well, my
worthy friend.
Private Hughes timidly approaches
and enters the house. They examine
the interior for a while and then Pri
vate Parker having noticed a piano
standing *n the corner, he proceeds j
sanctimoniously toward it and eom-
mences playing hymns on it.)
Private Hughes: (to himself) Veri
ly. that Parker is a subtle one.
Private Parker (to himself): Hope I
that I estimate my Madame right.
(The Lady enters from an interior
room.)
Lady: Step this way. boys.
Pivate Parker (almost leap ng; in
wardly exultant): Ccnie. Hughes!
Private Hughes (making an effort to
beat ease and affable): Thia is a
large house you have here.
Private Parker (his jaws wrestling
with somehing they never encountered
before): Yep!
Lady: Oh. this is a hotel: but the
season is not quite here yet.*
Private Hughes (curiosity master- I
ing h’s eiquette): May I ask what i
this is that you have served us? |
Lady: Oh. that’s hog meat: fresh
killed this morning.
Privates Hughes and Parker (ini
chorus, as if greatly eilightened): Oh! i
(Their entire energy is concentrated
upon the hog meat, et al, for a while
until their appetites are appeased.) i
Christmas Shopping
Under Way at Camp
The postmaster at Camp I
Hancock says Christmas '
shopping has already begun.
R. Le Sharpe, one of the j
“Y” secretaries was the first i
one to start the early mail- ’
ing of Christmas packages. ‘
The postmaster says now is i
the time, before the big i
rush, and he is right.
TRENCH AND CAMP
Cartoonist, and jack of all trades and
master of none, met with a Joss yesterday.
Some one threw a lit cigarette on Louie’s
cot, mistaking it for a rospectacle, and
the flame spread to Louie’s paper pillow,
which contained under the headlines a
letter from Libby the only one Louie
ever adored, Cakes Guthier who sleeps
in the same terr immediately offered to
secure a substantial Insurance policy for
Louie.
Sgt. Major Frank Knappfc the James
town New York devil, is the understudy
larnor for Sgt. Major Bauer. Knappe
does the work and Bauer the talking
some combination.
Joe the cartoonist was dmiidely peeved
because of the refusal of the. M. P.’s to
grant permission for his enjoving a meal
after the Mootball game last Saturday.
Joe applied for permission, and promptly
secured a “bawling out”.
Henry Landau of tent No 9, forgot to
report the other evening and as the con
sequemm thereof, can ikt rejoin the
ollie until he renders an account to the
Tent furlers of the squad.
Joe Klein is the official Stenographer
for the Press Agent of the football team
and jus’ to secure additional practice,
writes the “dope” for the United War
Welfare Drive meeting. 1 ’.
Skies Weld is daily giving performan
ces of the actual Bohemian life of Wash
ington Square New York. The perfor
mance lacks the vital punch, the bottle of
claret.
Regt. Sgt. Majojr Alvah Young will
upon termination of his contract with
Uncle Sam. join the colors: of Boston, no
matter who she undertakes to fight.
My but we miss the Personnel Detach
ment. Yes we do, miss their grabbing all
Che “grub” within forty miles of them.
Infant Wiener telegraphed to his
“sweetie” that the Peace proposal met
with his approval, and asked for a date
to be set with a view towards starting a
war of his own.
Private Hughes (endeavoring to
think of the bestthing to say under
the circumstances, hesitatingly): Er -
how much do we owe you? (His hes
itancy is caused not by a fear of tlu
lady taking offense, but by fear- that
she may name a price. He slips his
hand into his pocket in an offhand,
careless way.)
Lady; Well. 1 think I one dollar
would be ail right.
Private Parker <h ; s lower jaw drop
ping until it. touches the table): Yes
--er- sure. (The dollar is paid and
Private Hughes leads Private Parker
out, he being somewhat dazed.)
END.
; Telegram: “Private Orans: Camou
llage Department- The store is still
open. Abe."
Privates Hughes and Obringer know
know’ how to get hunk on the mess
hall, even though egg., are costly and
, it. takes pains to make a fire.
Sergeant Kane is just bubbling over
with joy and the anticipation of get
ting home and climbing into his lit
-1 tie pink pajamas once again.
i Herewith we have the song of the
stock room as sung l»y Privates
‘jHu gh es and Ja y ne<
j If you seek a book just you look
I In some corner, crack or nook
I In our stock room you’ll find it.
• Come right along, one or a throng—
■ “The Technique of Zeps" or “The rules
of ping-pong’’
Wo have ’em both and we are not loth
To give ’em to you if this you'll do:
Got a request with H. F. P. beh nd it.
Private Henson figures that twenty
minutes of bunk fatigue goes with
each thousand sheets.
The hirsutal adornments on the up
per lips of Private Henson and Ser-
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geant-Major Young have reached the'
football stage, viz. eleven on a side.
We wonder which of the following
Private Lane would prefer to receive:
; that SIOO check that ! s due him or a
i letter from the fair Irene. The pin
j ochle sharks hope he gets the check,
, while his teammates, craving the op-
I portunity to talk about their own girls
j once in a while, hope the said fair
; Irene will write that letter.
AGKAVATING NOISES.
The scratch of the match on Ilar
i rington's bald head.
Private Schneider’s lingual efforts to
convince us he : s a hard worker.
Private Weiner and his handkerchief
at 1 a. m.
Private Henson's tenor.
Private Horowit's “Have you got a
match?
Sergant Meloney's fork on the tin
plate in the mess hall.
Private Wesson's “I want to go
home.”
Private Lane's “I wish she'd write.''
Hereatfer when Private Wiry, Win
dy, Wessman disappears on Saturday
afternoons we feel quite sure that he
can be located at the sheet music
counter of Woolworth's store in town.
He is immensely interested in the lat
est songs, especially when sung by a
certain saleslady.
OUR WEEKLY AMPOON.
Eighth: Private Riedel.
Oh, Private Riedel,
• He can kick very well,
And boot the ball far.
And if he don't behave well
I’ll run and I’ll tell
His pft or his ma.
NEWSY NOTES FROM THE
ADMINISTRATIVE DEPT.
1 Aftpr considerable experience at K.
I’., f’rivate Meyers is enjoying a rest
as assistant to our chief electrician—
• Steady Boys—it may only be a tem
porary positon.
Our proposed "Glee Club" had its
opening on November 7th. Private
Crane should make a good singer (with
a little practice). Private Bradley was
also there but we did not hear much
from him. We are. wondering how
Recruit Strode enjoyed it. Det’s all
give him a hand, boys. He is only
recruit now. but don't forget he is our
future band master.
We are still wondering why our per
sonnel department, from the sergeant
major down to the buck private,
to work until 10 o'clock on Thursday
night.
A lot of the boys received telegrams
on November 7th. We are still in
doubt as to why the sudden excite
ment. Perhaps Private Baker caa en
lighten us.
We notice that the boys in our in
firmary are at last doing their bit in
the way of physical training and mil
itary courtesy. Wonder who's to
blame for that.
We are wondering how the cooks like
their daily exercise of doing ther usual
bunk fatgue.
Why make a press agent out of Cor
poral P.echt? He never clamed to be
one.
Headquarters Dev. Bn. Notes
Tailor Panetz has his hands full al
tering O. D.’s.
Corporal Tompkins is away on fur
lough.
Private Carroll danced at the 4th
Company's Hallowe’en banquet. His
imitation of Pavlow'a, the Russian
dancer, was announced by Jockey Mil
ler as “an imitation of Pat Logan do
ing the swan." The music was fur
nished by Corporal Walters and his
stringed orchestra.
! Lieut. Col. Foerster Trans
ferred to Camp Stanley
Lieut. Col. Lewis Foerster, who has
been Motor Transport Inspector and
Camp Exchange Officer sine ehis ar
rival in Camp Hancock, has been re- j
lieved from duty here and transferred
| to the Cavalry Training School, Camp
! Stanley for duty.
Captain Marlin C. Martin of the
Operation Sectoin has been appointed
(’amp Exchange Officer to succeed
Lieut. Col. Foerster.
American Girls at Home
While touring a section of the front.
Miss Mary Seiler and Miss Grace Kerns,
musicians in the service of the Y M. C.
A spent an interesting evening with
General Edwards and his staff in a mag
nificent old chateau which had been turn
ed into a divisional headquarters.
The “Y” entertainers dined with the
staff and were later permitted to attend
a “war conference.” They are the
first American girls who have been al
lowed to listen to a war conference.
Tips Titled Waitress
An American soldier in London was
enjoying his first feed at. Eagle Hut. Not
only was the food good, but the waitress
who brought it to him was just the
right sort of a woman. The soldier was
delighted.
When he had finished his meal he in
sisted that the kind waitress accept a
a tip ofsixpence. The superintendent
of the hut caused the trooper much
tneQjal consternation when he informed
him that the kind waitress was Lady
Acheson.
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THE LENWOOD
Augusta’s New Brick and Stone
Tourist Hotel.
East Front of The Lenwood, showing the South Wing,
the Main Building and the Auditorium—The Three
Buildings, with Connecting Glass Corridors, Have
a Total Frontage of 360 Feet.
The Lenwood
Near Camp Hancock.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Club Breakfast 40c to $ 1.00
Table de Mote Lunch, SI.OO.
Dinner, $ 1.50 —0 r a la Carte.
Music 7:00 to 8:30 P. M. Beautiful Ball Room.
The Ideal Place to Hold Balls, Social Affairs etc.
Aldi Hats Cleaned and Blocked while
viu u wait. Made
Lenwood Barber Shop
Opposite Base Hospital. llvW
POPULAR PRICES. PHONE 6717. SANITARY.
SOLDIERS WELCOME.
The New Barber Shop
Taylor and Miller, Proprietors.
HOT SHOWER BATHS.
LAUNDRY AGENCY. DRY CLEANING.
HOTEL. CAMP HANCOCK.
1 I I in •■■■■■ IM
SHOE SHINE PARLOR
1240 BROAD STREET.
Opposite Fire Department Headquarters.
FIRST CLASS WORK.
W. DELPH, Proprietor.
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SOLDIERS WELCOME
AT
MONUMENT TEA ROOM
728 Broad—Opposite Confederate Monument.
Meals served from 11 a.m. till 11 p.m. HOME COOKING.
HAIR & SEAGO GARAGE
516 BROAD. PHONE 1628.
Used Ford Cars Bought and Sold.
All Parts Promptly Supplied.
ARMY WORK SOLICITED.
To the Officers
o f
Camp Hancock
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We beg to announce the opening of
our Officers’ Exchange, situated in the
building opposite the main Post Office
on Pennsylvania Avenue.
For your patronage, we have a
complete stock of Trench Coats, Boots,
Shirts, Puttees and the many accesso
ries necessary to an officer’s equipment.
Our prices have been arranged
with a view of furnishing the highest
quality goods for the lowest possible
* prices. Your patronage is solicited.
•
The Augusta
Supply Co.
Wednesday, Nov. 13.