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Wednesday, Nov. 20.
Here and There In the
Third Group Companies
28th Company Grinds
Let’s call an armistice and fall out
for five minutes and smoke.
It was not a case of armistice but ore
of surrender when we bucks’ saw Top
Sergeant Jacobs in his new regalia We)
had no chance friends, no chance.
Private Goldner will oblige us with
some P. T.
If Willie Hohenzollern saw the Dash
ing Third last Tuesday night on parade :
and their commander Lieutenant Pep’’
Dyer leading, he sure would want to lead
them against himself.
Corporal Gordon is with us again. In
the future it is Pop. if you please.
Sergeant Rousch. our duty sergeant,
handles his duties as we would expect
a good soldier to.
The mysterious veiled woman who has
been visiting our- street lately has dis
appeared. Sergeant Glass, what does
this mean!
The after-parade feast we had was
surely a treat. Thanks to Top Sergeant
Jacobs
Sergeant Schwing. Corporal Syzper.
and Louise are wonderful financiers Its
another case of bear and bull.
Field marshalls, generals and admirals
also high military officials of our com
pany who fought in the campaigns of
Hancock and Augusta, may be found, any
morning, buzzing around the bath-house
stove. Reporters, please note.
Sleepy Anderser, Drowsy Klefnheing
and Dr. Housel have attained their am
bitions. During the past week they have
defied the bugler three mornings, M atch
the Sleeping Beauty Anderson.
Sergeant Gleinheiny will return all bor
rowed cigarettes as soon as he receives
•that package” from home.
Au revoir, Private Samuel Jacobs, may
you be successful in alt your future en
deavors.
Traversing With the Twenty-
Ninth Company
“I told you so.” is the favorite ex
pression of the men in this organiza
tion. Everyone claims to have told us
the exact time when an armistice was
going to be signed, but somehow or
other it has slipped our mind. We
cannot recall a single instance of hav
ing heard the prediction, but why spoil
a blissfully, joyous time? What a poor |
memory we must have.
Medical Inspector passing through
mess hall, on tour of inspection to Cook
Casey. “How do the men eat?” Casey,
“Out of Mess Kits, sir." Owing to the
scarcity of Chinaware, this statement
is absolutely correct, as we ran all tes
tify. Oh, Frank, how could you?
Say, Sergeant Intemann, thanks for
vour thoughtfulness in providing the
orderly room with a cook stove. Hot
beef tea sure feels good these chilly
evenings.
Big doings in our mess hall on last
Saturdav night. The men of the com
pany entertained Lieut. Hurd, who de
clared he had never heard so much
good talent at one time before. Cook I
Fabrizio was th chief entertainer, and i
rendered several baeutiful ballads as i
well as some jazz numbers, as only our i
Jimmy could do them. His unperson- !
ation of Princess Haja, the Oriental;
dancer, was very cleverly executed, i
and brought forth rounds of enthus- ’
iastic applause. Colonl Meisel play- i
**d the piano for all the numbers. Too I
bad we cannot thank or praise our- 1
selves. We were applauded anyway, |
and take this means of thanking ev- :
eryone present. Private Peterson ;
rendered a tuneful ditty, enitded, ;
“Sally let your bangs hang down," a 1
catchy number which was vociferously
Cheered. Several other men enter - i
tained and great appreciation was '
shown by the audience.
The work on the or-lcriv room is still .
going on. The place has been so .
transformed, that Lieut. Lippman, re
turning from u leave of absence. :
thought he had gotten into the wrong •
company, by mistake, until he was as- ;
sored by seeing the famous brush on !
the upper lip of Corporal FTueller, our ;
genial painter, cook, canteen keeper, !
singer, company clerk, and other
things too numerous to mention.
Private Beasley, full of vim and I
vigor, to ye correspondent, “say, Cor - '
poral Meisel, which Lieut. Was it that J
Little Joe’s Buttered
Pop Corn
Best Creamery Butter used.
FRESH ROASTED
PEANUTS
Roasted Daily.
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NEXT TO STAG.
soldieTboys
Bring your Kodak Films
to us to be Developed and )
Printed.
QUICK SERVICE
QUICK WORK.
Kodak Enlarging a
Specialty.
Sheehan Brothers
839 Broad Street-!
Upstairs
YOUR DIAMOND
As a Xmas Gift
or an Engr.gement Gift !
is here for your selec- |
tion.
“Walk in and Look
Around.”
Wm. Schweigert &
Company
JEWELERS.
846 Broad Street.
wanted to batheC Sorry, Beasley, but
we do not keep tabs on the daily ablu
tions of our officers. Ask dad, he
knows.
Most of the boys are beginning to
starve themselves in anticipation of
!■ the sumptuous feast that has been
I promised us by Mess Sergeant Leshin
sky. Cook Barlanti, good naturedly
called “Macaroni Joe,” promises to
cook as never before, and take it from
one who knows, he sure is some cook
1 when given the opportunity to spread
himself, and with such able partners
as Cooks Peters, Casey and Fabrizio.
Cords From the Third Group
Buglers
Bugler Charles Keiser, one of the
Third Group’s best buglers, had the
honor of receiving an honorable dis
charge. We mourn his loss, but Good
son was very fortunate in finding the
new Bugler, T. Fleishman, who is re
garded as A-l.
L. Vallions, the bugler who can’t
walk slow on a hike, is getting ready
to hike to 177th street, somewhere in
America.
Bugler Castillo, known as “Fat,” is
■ sure some hiker—would rather hike
than eat.
Bugler Irving and Corporal Tamany
are the boys with the money. How
do they get it? Ask the paying teller
in an Augusta bank.
Bugler Cook is sure some roller.
Also ask him about the country store.
Bugler Allen says, "1 won’t believe it
until I see it in the papers.
Bugler Russo says, “1 love the south.
I guess I will stay for a while.
Bugler Cheek, better known ns
“Georgia Cracker,” showed the boys
some farming tricks by getting behind
the plow.
Prepare For Inspection
While the Camp Inspector and force
may not have the opportunity to “Go
Over the Top.” they hope to make a suc
cessful raid on TRENCH AND CAMP.
Lieut. Anchor's horse seems to have
acquired quite a taste for delicacies.
Who said we were not fond of apples?
Why should our friend, Harbacur, not
be a General? Surely Privates Sanders
and Knispel will recommend him.
Private Scedorff seems to be busily
engaged these days. He dotes on tackling
difficult propositions, and we often won
der If it is his pipe that gives him in
spiration in solving those difficult ac
counting problems.
Our little friend. Knispel,seems, to be
worrying quite a bit about the Old Fur
lough. isn’t it possible that some of us
can help him?
Why does Sanders, the Georgia Crack
er, persist in calling every girl he meets
Annie Belle?" He has not told us the
name of th<- Southern beauty he left be
hind him. but we have our suspicions.
\\ ( will bet our bottom dollar that her
I name MUST BE “Annie Belle.”
j Privates Sanders and Knispel have a
I snappy little argument every night in
i reference to the mustering out of the
| office force. Sanders SIMPLY LOVES to
i see Knispel rave, and he tells him that
i he MAY be home in a year.
■ CERTIFICATION OF INSPECTION,
jPLEASE!
Single Shot Searching With
the Fighting Thirty-Third
i Now that the war is practically over
' out little Jimmi# Ward is getting
; ready to go back to his doll. He tells
i us he is going t ight to work when he
t gets out; but he have our doubts.
The editor was asked by someone,
* who was curious to know, where the
; name of the Fighting 33rd comes from.
I Our answer to this query is this:
! Larry Angle,
j Danny Murphy,
! Sol Hellestein,
James Ward,
Buddy Ryan and
Joe Ferrero.
The above have at various times ap
i peered in the K. of C. boxinb arena and
’ their records speak for themselves.
Private John J. Kelly, Jr, has been
; attending the school for buglers son 4
I the past two months. Reports to
[ date say that there is one call he mas
ters well and that Is moss call.
Privates Sam Bermak and Frank
; F. Owyer were appointed cooks this
week. They ought ti help the mess
sergeant wonderfully, as both appear
; to know their business well.
Talking about The Figpting 33rd,
■ did yon notice who has been refeering
! the bouts at the K. of C. arena? Our
own Lieut. John J. O'Neill, and he sure
did make good.
Army life is sure agreeing with Cor
poral Michael Petito. The folks back
home will never recognize him when
he has gained 20 pounds since he has
been in the service.
Lieut. Carson A. Hatfield claims to
have the fastest Machine Gun team on
the drill field. No wonder, when he
carries a baseball hat around with him
as a swagger stick.
Private
Lieut. L. Leighton has left on a fur
lough to look over his New England
chickens. No, no, you don't get us!
The ILeut. owns a farm and raises
them,
Acting Private James O'Neill is
well, thank you.
Campaign Officer Lieut. Oscar O.
Dahl and his assistants. Sergeants
Graham, Solomon and Braveman
should make a good showing in the U.
S. War Work camgain. Just watch
the results. If thta array of talent
can't get any money out of you, no
body can. Nus sed!
“The Soldief’s Psalm”
Revised by Sergt. T. E. Wright,
36th Co., M. G. T. C.
The Company Officers are my Shep
herds. I shall not want. They lead
me over the sands of Hancock, and on
ten-mlle hikes.
They restoreth my health with Cath
artic Pills. They Inspect my epuip
ment for their own sakes.
Yea-bo, I am trained to fight so I
shall fear no fat Dutchman. For my
Officers are with me. My rifle and
my bayonet will protect me.
The cooks prepareth the mush be
fore me and cover it with milk and
i water. My stomach goeth empty, my
thirst is quneched with Issue Coffee.
Surely non-coms shall follow me all
the days of my enlistment and I shall
I live in fear of Inspections forever.
Doc Miles done went and did it. He
grabs a furlough and come back mar
ried to his best girl. Doc. the single
men congratulate; the married sym
pathize.
Sergeant Ray is busy polishing up
his newly acquired chevron. Dong may
she wave, Sarge.
of all sad words of pen or screen,
the saddest are these; "In quarantine."
Famous Quotations—this time by
Sergeant Kettenhofen—“Warizell."
While out on the range recently/
MACHINE GUNNERS—RELOAD
Hardboiled Happenings
In the sth Group, M.T.D.
(By Sat. Major Harold S. Wright,
Assisted by the Gang.)
Greene, our beloved scribe, is still on
detached service although it is not of the
same nature as the D. S. Hayden Hen
roe was on. Greene tried to get familiar
with his pocket knife and trouble fol
lowed. You lose. Greene'.
Any one wishing a midnight lunch will
register with the Headquarters Midnight
Lunch. Sergeant Shauncey DePew Os
borne is mess sergeant and believe me
he is there when it comes to putting
forth the Java and
A great problem in Headquarters Com
pany: who had the orderly at Head
quarters mess this noon. Sergeant-Maj.
Burette says It did not belong to him!
Hayden P- Monroe, the Yonkers Bell
hop, is again on detached service He
has been interviewed many times by va.-
rious celebrities but with very little suc
cess. Hayden says it is there anil it has
to come out. Maybe so. I can't sa\ ’*.»r
sure.
v
Kid Oswald has been very ably assist
ing Mess Sergeant Osborne in the Mid
night Lunch. The funds of the mess are
rather low as Oswald has to go hustling*
about 10 p. mt! every night.
The 49th company mess sure has gained
a reputation. Sergeant Major Wanderer
says. “Never again." as he has gained at
least three pounds since he started cit
ing there. One nice thing is that they
gave Sergeant Major Clodfelter all the
bread he wanted to eat for breakfast,
and the coffee was delicious. Headquart
ers will sure give the mess sergeant of
the 49th a pass to Augusta at any time.
Come in, sergeant.
Electrician Hannon of Headquarters
Company while he was attached to the
49th Company came into headquarters ex
cited the other day. He came up to the'
sergeant-major and inquired as to whetli- ;
er or not ho was required to stand Reviel- }
le Just sit tight. Hannon, the A. G. D.. '
will probably excuse you for the rest of
the war when he hears that you object
to getting up early.
First Sergeant Dryden of the Oth Com
pany is now traveling In double har
ness While on furlough he beguiled.
Sergeant Grant had a rookie who sim- i
ply could not locate the target. So l
th- sergeant orders “Cease Firing,”!
"Fix Bayonets,” “Charle.” This was |
rather hard on tho target.
Seigeantg Green and Nn went to
the football game. So tliey said. But
one was seen on a certain Walton Way
Lent porch. While the other was no*,
seen at the park. Where does it live,
Melvin?
One of the saddest things we ever
saw was a fat man trying to look
cute. It can’t be done, not at all.
Incidentally, Mess Sergeant Quick
has moved to New York Village for 10
days. Would it be all right to call our
mubs “Quick Lunch.”
Corporn’i Sullivan —-“Red” wants to
see his name in print. Here It is, you
son of Erin.
More anon Selah.
POKES AND JABS FROM
OFFICERS’ MESS,
FIRST GROUP
Sgts. Jones and Klein are going to
be armor clad, for Sgt. Richter threat
ens to beat them up, when he gets his
health back. Where are we going to
send your mortal remains, Rich?
ft took an armistice to get Sergeant
Cummins his furlough.
Wanted, 6 K. P.s for officers’ mess
Ist Group; short hours, long pay unci
rapid chance for advancement.
There IS bound to be a shortage oi
grips in Augusta, for our K. P.'s ano
“Pot Wrestlers” cleaned up town ol
every available baggage.
Cook Thompson, the man who nevei
gets enough meat to roast. Why not
roast one of your K. P.s for lunch,
Tommie, and Lay off of Segt. Klein
for a while?
There has been an awful odor
around the cook’s tent, ever since
cook Newn.ynm .returned from his
furlough to Tonawada, N. Y., with a
box of cigars.
Cook Doc, the famous biscuit shoot
er of Camp Hancock, can't rise eaily
any more since tliey put the clocks
back one hour.
Cook Chester Lung Sik, the orien
tal wonder, can make chop-suep out
of almost anything.
Request: Gimme a pass Jones?
Answer: Have you got the glm
me’s today? Call me Sergeant Jones.
Heard around the company street:
Are there any apples in any oi
these mess halls? Yes sir. Well, i
guess I'll ha/e to make another in
spection. Guess who?
What will we have for dessert to
day?
How about the beef, Surge?
Hey, pick up those butts.
Any mail?
How about a pair of shoes, Sgt.
Jones?
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GERMAN PRISONERS WELL TREATED to- ihu bßin»ri.
A group of British “Tommies” and prisoners they have just captured
resting back of the lines. Those of tho prisoners who were wounded in
the fight have been carefully attended by British medical men, and are
waiting tran.-pnrtation to the rear. They appear to be well satisfied with
their new position.
TRENCH AND CAMP
1
some young lady into believing that he (
was a model young man for her Well, <
congratulations any way, sergeant, and
all the success in the world.
The sth Group is going over the top in ‘
the War Work campaign. I’p to Sat- ' .
urJay night the total contributions of the!’
group were $2,059.45 making a per capita <
contribution of $1.74 from 1298 officers
and enlisted men now in the group.
Sergeant-major Eury E. Queen the sth ;
Group Heartbreaker, is absent from his
regular duties waltzing over the type- J
writer keys and is now waltzing around >
some fair Charlotte dame. Careful now, ,
Eury, remember your work is not yet .
over and there is much yet to be done.
Corporal Geo. J. Buoch is sure there
when it comes to variety. He can re
pair anything from a typewriter to an 1
automobile including broken hearts. The *
corporal solicits any clients and promises
to hold any communications as strictly
confidential. l
Sergeant ITugel of the 54th has desert- ‘
ed the. Southern Front and is now in 1
command of the advance on the North- 1
west, lie is on ten-day furlough to
. i New York with permission to go to To- .
ronto, Canada. ;
Corporal Craven was in Augusta the
■ other day when he was asked whether or i
not he belonged to the Boy Scouts. Such i
indignity. He reuly is 21 but you would I
never know it. he looks so innocent
Halt! Who goes there? Corporal Buoch!
Who the hell Is Corporal Buoch! Advance <
’ to be vaccinated
Another one Halt. Who’se. there? Friend, i
Friend of what? Good night, :
Misfits- Sergeant Major Clodfelter.
standing at attention. Corporal Buoch 1 ;
in a full dress suit. Sergeant Oswald U
‘. without a girl. Sergeant Biggio with
:onu’ a poker game Sergeant-Major
[Wright with ais breakfast before 9 a. rn.
. i Xiul last but not leas! a discharge for
every man in the sth Group. ,
We are forced to close this clarifica
tion of the. virtues of the sth Group due
to a general roughhouse instigated by .
-- Corporal Buoch ably assisted by the other
-' n ? eni * )C ra 0 Headq ua r t r s De ta eh me nt.
J 21st Company Reports All
Present and Accounted For
—
This is also the slogan In the big
drive for $50,000 United War Saving
Fund, in which this company has gone
over the top. Leave It to the 21et for
action.
Mail Order Maloney, the Bevo Kid,
Is still chasing transfers.
Tramp, Tramp, Tramp. Did any
one notice the 21st on parade in Au
gusta Monday night? Don't all shout
at once now Alright, wo will leave
It to the girls. Who were the best,
• girls? What’s that? Mst company?
Why most assuredly.
We regret to report that Sergeant
Fred J. Sheehan, P. T., has been
transferred to 48th Company, 4th
group.
School Co. No. 1 For
Officers’ Students
Outside of the great interest which
the (!ompanj inanif< sted in the Wai
Fund Drive, not much of moment
’ transpired, but the great ardor which
fairly radiated from every member oi
’ the Company in this admirable work,
} could not be set aside without men
tion.
• A sort of a “stir up” rally was held
in tho Company street the first thing
5 Monday morning by the first sergeant,
( and the way the pledges and cash
gifts were being raised and bettered |
would put. you In mind of an auction.
It seemed that each man was desirous
j of go ng ahead of his fellow members
• and the result was extremely satisfac
tory. Out of a personnel of 50 men in
all $200.00 was contributed.
School Company No. 2
For Enlisted Students
During the past week 21 Ordnance !
, men were transferred to the M. T. D.
This transfer was quickly followed b> :
tic departun of five cirst class sad
dlers to the M. T. D. Yes, boys, we
are gradually growing smaller in num
bers. Nevertheless we can boast oi
i being a School Company as we stih
carry a student personnel of three on '
uur records.
The Specialist School now has a real
drill company, of which this compan>
is a member. Who’d tthought so a ;
month ago? Von’t it be a grand and ;
g’or'ous feelin’ to say we drilled;
while down in the Sunny South.
This school was well represented ai ’
tho boxing matches at. the K. of C. ■
hall Thursday evening. Our Short> '
was on the jiogram, too.
Thursday noon the whole Specialists s
School was marched to the athletic 1
stand of Y. M. C. A. No. 77 for tho
purpose of putting some pep into tho t
United War Work Campaign..
'Nuf sed!
Exhaust From Motor
Transport Co. No. 483
We regret the loss of many of our old
timers, who have been transferred to the
new Construction Q. M. Motor Truck
Co. No. 667. Sgt. McNiff, the “package
chaser,” is slated to be Top Kicker.
Sgt. Catsko says ho is going to become
a Sherlock Holmes and find the man who
l makes life miserable by piling all the
spare parts from the trucks on his bed.
The only way you can fool them, Sgt.,
is by staying out. all night.
Corp. Bill Morris has become tutor to
Pvt. McLendon, in view of training him
to become an expert in the art of piloting
a Motor Truck around the camp. The
above mentioned private has fooled them
by studying a very good book. Diamond
Dick’s Encyclopedia on How to Become
a Non-Commissioned Officer.
We don’t know what Corporal Walsh
will do, now that his student and com
panion has left the company. We all
sympathize with you, Welsh.
During the sickness of our mess ser
geant and one of the cooks, old boy Tex
is hitting the ball as far as the mess is
concerned. But Tex is strong for maca
roni. What part of Italy did you come
from, Tex?
Sgt. CClyde Dahlman, our top kicker,
has received a (new?) Harley-Davison.
“GANGWAY!”
Now that the war is over (maybe) there
are a number of men in the company
that are figuring on their discharge, and
have even got their clothing ail washed
up and ready to turn In.
Members of the company extend their
congratulations to Lieut. James Smith
(formerly of this company), who recently
received a commission in the Motor Tran
sport Corps.
Lieut. George F. Lahey, Jr., has been
I assigned as commanding the new Con
struction Quartermaster Motor Truck
'Co., No. 667.
Walter Rupertus and John Ysebaret,
who are in the base hospital recovering
from pneumonia, have hopes of being
returned to the company within the next
week.
Corp. Charley Foley has been relieved
of truck driving, and now is working in
the office as assistant clerk.
Kicks and Klicks From
the 335th Company
There is no doubt, in our minds when
the final count is made that the old 35th
will be there as usual on the United War
Work fund. Each man eager to give for
a cause which will benefit the “boys over
there.”
We have just discovered the reason why
our officers of the 35th Company look so
innaculate and dressed up at all times.
Private Sol Lang who has charge of the
officers' quarters would be a fine example
for all men to follow. When it comes
to having things in shipshape order and
spotless, so to speak, he has the Gold
Dust Twins tied to a post. Discriminat
ing that’s Sol at all times.
Wo don’t think It would be possible to
find a man in the entire service that
would be on the job more than our old Pul
Marty Hart. “The Company Mail Man.”
He looks after the boys in a fatherly
manner as only a father could. “Any
thing for me, Marty.”
What we have ever done to Sergeants
Nankin, Emanuel, Vongehr, Russell to
move out on us as they did we were un
able to find out until this a m. They
have chosen to quarter their happy little
party down behind the corral, due to the
fact that the Group Medical Inspector dis
covered Sergeant Baker to have a touch
of scarlet fever. our sincere hopes are
that we may sec them all back with us
soon. We nibs them and they no doubt
miss ues. Success, boys, every cloud
has a sunny side.
The party consisting of Lieut. Starr,
6th Group, Mr. Probyn of the Y. M. C. A.,
Miss Perkins of the Y. M- C. A., Private
J. Buckley, Corporal Klein and Sergeant
Berlin, made a flying trip to Southern
Georgia last Saturday Pj behalf of the
I United War Work campaign, helping
Crawfordville, Ga.. come over the top
reaching its quota on the work. The
trip proved a huge success up until about
30 miles from home Engine trouble, but
Sergeant Berlin brought his mechanical
I knowledge Into play with the assistance
of a Mr. C'apt. Carroll of Grovetown, Ga.,
who was kind enough to give the party a
helping hand; In fact, his whole family
ws there to do their bit for the cause.
The outcome was, they arrived home safe
but a trifle behind schedule.
The Machine Gun Click Review will
far surpass anything of its kind ever
having been attempted by soldiers. Watch
for the opening date and don’t fail to
see it.
Sergeants Small, McNicol and Kukuck
have had a touch of “Bunkltis,” nothing
serious, however.
Sergeant Clarence Peterson has return
ed from a ten days’ furlough, ho having
spent the greater part of it at home. He
looks better, in fact, we think the change
did him good. He comes back among
us with a cheery smile which is a nat
ural characteristic of the dashing serge
ant. At. present we have two other serge
ants on furlough, namely, Pincus and
Hawley, pretty soft for the sergeants, eh,
Mabel?
The men are looking forward to the
Thanksgiving dinner with much ‘gusto.”
Now the terms gusto 1b taken from the
Greek meaning relish Webster says
relish is to finish a thing as it should
be. I have my douh's if there will be
any gusto or relish either left after gang
• Lieutenant Rogers has been appointed
i stage manager for the Machine Gun Click
Review and has Jumped into the harness
like an old war horse. %
We have t Thanksgiving menp card
that would make the Ritz Carlfltons look
like the boarding house at Painted Post
in comparison- About as nice a souve
nir as you would ever care to to look at.
The usual (hot stuff) that the 35th Co.
is noted for.
When it comes o Army Regulations the
85th Company has the authority positive
on even’ move. If in doubt see Lieut.
Cowan, there is a bet you can’t lose on
so our Top Sergeant Rogers says (ask
Stewart he knows.)
Lieut Biswell paid us a call in his
modest way apparently he was blushing
from some unkonwn cause but the rosy
bloom was there a mile a minute maybe
the may be not. you never can tell. Never
jlhc’.ess he was welcome strange though it
may setm, it’s the truth.
NOTES FROM 152ND CO.
Sgt. Keller did a war dance the other
night when they bleu' Fire Call at eleven
tbirty. But wait. Ke!. old timer, until
Sgt. Caulkins puts up the stoves that he
'lias in the Supply Tent. You’ll he doing
an lowa flop about three sonfe cold morn
ing.
Sgt. Keller want sto know if he is to
ration the whole Machine Gun School.
Cheer up, Kel, you have a few more days
• before you figure up the ration returns.
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chairman and treasurer was Lieut.
Daughtry,
The committee has arranged to turn
back practically ail of the furnishings and
to reimburse the ocicers as near as possi*
ble for the expenditures made.
Life has again assumed a rosy aspect
to Fourth Battalion men. wha had be
gun to look at It as just one d— quaran
tine after another.
No sooned did they hit camp, than the
Fourth Battalion men were confined to
their company streets by the influenza
quarantine. When this ban was modi
fied, along came Mr. Measles, closely
followed by Mr. Scarlet. Fever, and an
other long period under quarantine was
experienced. Saturday, the measles "con
tacts” returned from their segregated
camp in the woods beyond the Second
Group corrol and enjoyed freedom once
more.
Religious services have been resumed,
and are being held each Sunday morning
at 9:30 o'clock, outside of “Y” No. 76.
The services are conducted by Lieut.
Tucker, the group chaplain, and are ab
solutely nonsectarian, The Second Group
band plays at each service.
Social Lions.
The social lions of Second Group com
panies may not have a chance to prove
the popularity which they have claimed
for themselves, unless (he restriction
against gatherings Is removed soon. The
now men who came here from Camp
Grant heard much from the “perma
nent personnel’ 'of the parties that ha«l
been staged in the various company mess
halls, and were looking forward with
eagerness to some of the same kind of
enjoyment. But with home in sight, and
no chance to hold parties In the imme
diate future, it looks as though the “Beau
Brummdls“w ho have been extolling their
social exploits would “get by” on their
stories, withiut being forced to prove up.
Although on the whole. Second Group
was glad to see the war come to an end,
there were a number of exceptions. An
amusing, and yet pathetic sight, was tin*
expression on the fact of 2nd Lieut. David
D. Lavine, formerly of tho I Ith and 15th
companies, when told that the armistice
was signed. Lieut. Lavine had boon eag
erly looking forward toa chance at the
Huns, and was recently transferred to a
provisional company. For a few days, he
was as happy as the porverbial lark.
The day the armistice was signed, he
happened to he a visitor in the Second
Group, and was shown the dispatch from
Washington. A sad, disappointed look
came over his face as he read, and his
chin dropped a mile.
Had the war lasted a while longer, and
the “Fighting Fourteenth" been sent to
the front, the blood thirsty kalstr might
have been trained to jump through a
noop, roll over and perform other circus
fonts. For be it known, the Fourteenth
Company has a real wild animal trainer
on its roster, and he was eagerly look
ing forward to a chance to tame the wild
hyena of Europe. The man is John B.
Meyers, who has trained bears, wolves,
lions and other ferclous animals. Meyers
farmerly traveled with the Patterson
Shows. He is at present training a troup
of large rats and expects to take thorn
on a trip with some circus when he is
discharged from the service.
Educational Classes Popular.
Some splendid work in the Americaniza
tion of foreign born soldiers is being car
ried on by Lieut. Tucker, Group chaplain,
and W. H. Pingree, “Y” secretary. Each
morning. In “Y” 75. Americanization
classes are conducted by these two capa
ble leaders, and splendid progress in the
education of the men has been made. The
classes have a combined enrollment of 25.
Attention of Second Group men Is called
to the Camp Library, which is situated
just south of the “Y" building There are
many fine volumes on the shelves of this
library, and you can find books on your
favorite subject, and by your favorite au
thor. There is no charge whatsoever for
the service. The library Is open until
10 p. m.
Physlca Training Instructors Give Ex
hibition.
Once more Second Group comes to the
front.
This time, it is in the production of P.
T. Instructors.
Saturday, after a COtjrae lasting four
weeks, 44 men were graduated from the
I’. T. class conducted under the direction
of Lieut. Koesch, Group F. T. Officer.
Four men failed ti pass.
The graduates compose the first class
of P. T. men trained within the group,
and officers who have seen instructors
trained by Major Ryan and Captain Dan
iels, and who have also seen the new men
in exhibitions, say that Second Group
has produced the best yet in P. T. in
structors.
The remarkable part of it is that all of
tre training was carried on exclusively
h Second Group talent. The Sergeants-
Major who personally conducted the class
es and to whom much of the credit be
longs, are M. V. C. Bradley, of the Fourth
Battalion; Deutsch of the Fifth Battalion
and Ahnonrode of the .Sixth Battalion.
The forty-four men who passed the final
test will receive certificates showing that
they are qualified as P. T. Instructors.
♦Suply Sergeants of the Second Group
are being serenaded with a new song.
“Where, Oh, Where, are My Bacon Cans,”
composed by Isidore Aaronson, the dap
per little dispenser of clothes and near
clothes in the Fourteenth company. Ser
geant Aaronson has a splendid record
of achievements in this group, and it is
presumed that in composing the new
song, as in all other tasks, he consumed
“just one minute,” which Is al Ithat is
necessary, he says, to do anything, if
one only knows how.
Isn’t it a thrilling sensation to wake up
at 2 a. m. on a rainy night and find your
head resting gently in a puddle of water,
which has leaked through a hole in your
tent?
“All work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy” Is a saying that holds good in
the army, as well as in civil life. At least,
this is the belief of Major Wiley L. Dixon,
commanding officer of Second Group.
Major Dixon has started a big boom
in athletics for second group men. and is
enthusiastically pushing plans for this
group’s representation in ail lines of ath
letic endeavor.
The football team, which got into ac
tion for its first game last Saturday, and
decisively trounced the Quartermaster
Corps by a score of 25 to 0. is the first
harvest of the seed Major Dixon has
planted. Next, will bo the group basket
ball team, already being formed, and
which is expected to be one of the fast
est quintets in the service. Volley ball,
hand polo and tug-of-war teams are be
ing arranged for, and ail in ah. a splendid
program of ahletics will be carried on
as longas the men are in this griup.
The work of organizing the athletics
has been turned over to 2nd Lieut. C. K.
Perring who is at present coaching the
footbal Iteam. In conjunction with J. W.
Ross, “Y” athletic secretary. Lieut. Perrin
is rapidly pushing the completion his ath
letic plans, and soon wii announce thorn.
Interest of the group officers in the
athletic movement was shown bv the en
couragement they gave the football team,
contributing enough money to complete
ly equip the gridiron squad.
It Is the intention of Major Dixon, not
only to get as many men as possible
actively participating in athletics, but
also to encourage the rest of the men in
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the group to attend all games and ex
hibitions, that may have proper relaxa
tion from their hours of drill.
Mr. Ross is making arrangements
whereby the basketball team will have a
floor on which to practice regularly, and
a schedule for the team is already be
ing drawn up. Games will be sought
with nearby collegiate and camp teams.
There are many former college ath
letes anion gthe second group enlisted
men, and all are eager to articipate in
the various activities. Frank Summers,
an Anedia Indian wh-> played tackle for
three years on the famous Carlisle In
dian team, is one of the best known
gridiron warriors. Summers Is being
used at fullback by Lieutenant Perrin, be
cause of the big redskin’s ability to tear
up a line, Another Indian on the squarl
is St.. Germain, who has had much ex
perience with independent footbail teams-
Believe In Boosting.
Speaking of “clicks” —
Firs', in Liberty Loan drive.
First In infantry competitive dri’
Winners in football.
Who! Group 2. V
What’s next on the program?
Thirteenth Company may / H
in the group, but there Is
doesn’t like to have told.
It's about a K. P. from 4
Compasy who worked from
til breakfast one morning K
teenth Company's mess
awoke to the fact that he wu. |
wrong pew. It wasn’t until
strange faces of Fourteen n.J
men bobbing at the tables that ne sus
pected something was wrong.
The best part of it is that after utiliz
ing his efforts all morning Mess Serge
ant. Rogers of the Fourteenth sent the
unlucky K. P. back to the Tirteenth Co.
for his own breakfast.
Bennie Goldberg, the versatile and ir
repressible entertainer from the Sixteenth
Company, has organized a quarter which
will represent Second Group in the big
vaudeville show to bo given this week for
the benefit of the war fund drive. The
other members of the quartet are Serge
ant Robinson of the 16th company. Serge
ant Smith of the 15th and Sergeant Sei
bin! of the 22d. The quarter has adopt
ed the cognomen of “The Machine Gun
Four ” They have been entertaining for
numerous parties for officers in the past
tw<> weeks. Private Goldberg says he is
willing to sing forever without cessation
if he only can get a discharge and go
bark to that dear old Noo YawK, where a
dear little girl is awaiting him.
Cpl. J. J- Isaacson, 4th Batt. Hdq.
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