The advertiser. (Cleveland, Ga.) 1881-1???, May 28, 1881, Image 4

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    Nursing Wrings.
A man strike i m« with a sword and
irdiictg a wound. Suppose in. read of
binding up tlio wound i am showing
it to cvniybody; and af or it has been
Gourd up, I arn using <-ff tho bandage
C itituiually, and m e niag ’be daplh of
iba wouu 1 and causi ig it to foster, till
my limb becomes grea-ly inliatued and
my genera! health is materially ailected;
is there a person in tii« world that
would not eatl me a loo]? Now such a
fool is ho, who bv dwelling upon little
injuries or provocations, causes them to
agitato and intiame La mind. How
much better would i: ho to put a band¬
age overtho wound and nover look at
it again!
Tho cost of iluin aud Tobacco.
In New Jersey $7,5D0.d-'tO is expen¬
ded for tobacco, aud $22,145,500 is ex
pended for liquors, a total for two worse
than useless, dangerous ; n 1 destructive
articles of $20,7:J5,:>2<). With such an
exhibit, 13 it any wonder that people
are poorly supplied with life’s neenssi
lies. The amount expended in New
Jersey would pay 50 470 men $500
each for a year's work, and if this liquor
and tobacco were not consumed, that
number of men would find employment
in the product on of useful articles that
would benefit instead of befouling hu¬
manity, that would civilize instead of
cursing society. But the people will go
right, on and call us fanatics. —Home
Journal.
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On Mouday a clerk in Daniel At
M trail's drug store on the ground floor
of the Kimball Home, Atlanta, went
into tho basement of the drug store to
draw mtio, and striking a match to
make a light, gas from a carboy of nitre
ignited, causing an explosion, which
created great excitement and brought
out the entire firo department. Lula
Downing, a giilwho wo.ked in tho drug
store, was severely hut not fatally burn¬
ed. Mr. Daniel, a member of the firm,
had his hands considernb'y burned in
extinguishing the (lames from tho girl's
dress, i be damage to the stock was
slight. —A therm Chronicle.
Why is a spendthrift 8 purse like a
tnunder-cloud? Because it is continually
lightning.
To avoid being cheated in a horse
trade, ho sure that your horse is abso¬
lutely worthless.
When Romo politicians are weighed
they, are found wanting every otijice
In which tlioio is a vacancy.
Jones who goes to the “lodge” quite
ofien, says that Mrs. J. could give
nihilists several poiotson blowing up.
“Does your wife play euchre?" asked
one Xu; replied the other, rubbing
his head, “but she is death or. poker.’
A Young man sent sixty cents to a
firm Lhat advertised a recipe to pre¬
vent baa dreams, lie recieved a slip
of paper on which was written, “Don’t
go to sleep.”
“The yoars may come and the years
may go, but 1 go on for Eva/' sang
young Tompkins, aa he pulled on his
kids and started for his girls house.
He was a fine looking man, and ho
proudly strutted down toe sidewalk
with the air of proprietorship in every
movement. Beg pardon, said a strang¬
er as he stopped up to him, hat in hand
in utmost humility. Do I have your
permission loiemaiu in town over night?
A young lady at an Oshkosh tern
perance meeting said: Brethren and
sisters cider ia a uaccssity to mo and 1
uniat have it. ]f it is decided that wo
are not to drink cider 1 shall ear, apples
and get some young man to squeeze tno
for I can't live without the juice of tho
apple.
Mother, roniarked a Duluth girl l
Hunk Harry must he going to propose
to mo. Why so, my daughter? queried
■ he old lady laying down her specta¬
cles, whlstier taco beamed liko the
moon in its fourteenth night. Well
bo asked math's ov< nng if I wasn't
tired of living with such a menagerie
us you and dad.
There is no law in Illinois legalizing
any kind of woman suffrage but a Rock¬
ford separate ballot boxes were pro¬
vided by the City Council for women
to vote, tnoroly as an expression of their
opinion on the question of liquor license
or prohibition. Tbov gave a majority
of three to one for prohibition.
A Man who was to poor to indulge in
any luxuries other thau children was*
presented triplets—three by a loving boys—and unreckoning |
wife with he '
nought for sumo family to adopt thorn. I
Mr. Clark was rather inclined to take i
them but, his good wife thought one |
would perhaps lie enough. They were I
talking it over before their little 8 year
old daughter, who said, “Why don't j
you take one of them, ms, or don't they 1
want to break the eeC !
Upright Pianos Unequalled for
Tone And Design
Sew and Elegant Parlor Organ
Styles
GEORGE WOODS & COMPANY
-o -- MANUFACTURERS -e
C iMBRIDGEPOET, MASS
Catalogues sent free. AGENTS WANTED
-o- Correspondence Solicited. -- 0 -
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tuiil i.i .h i ' I£K HAl'lu i;i the htUuur
Ol'escu the :no*pericneed persona*
It la ft ftisro iiiivl riMHily for HO 4*15
f THROAT, CillfiliS, u!,il hlmihir lnni!*!e.s; ;n»fuot
relief in the most inn»h;niiiit ftev.is of hlHl'S’llKKii, hiu!
is tJie best known remo'.y t *r 1: h< uimUTsm and Ncstr u l*t».
Tho Oldest, Boot, end iVJost Widely Krcvati
Family WIcdicino in tho World.
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cousuiui-c-l an uufuiling cine for these disc-uscs.
Has stood the tost of Forty Years’ Constar.ti
Us© In all Countries and Climates*
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t’l ou.ri.itof «
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The best opportunity ever offered for
willing to work. Yon should try nothing
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at the business we offer. No room to ex¬
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make as much as men. Send for spe
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free. 85 outfit free. Don’t complain oi
tones while y»u have such a chance. Ad
dress 11. IIALLKTT .1 CO., Portland Maine.
\ GENTS WANTED for the Best and Fast
**-■ cat-Selling Pictorial Books and Billies.
reduced i>., per cent. National Pub¬
Co-, Atlanta Ga.
GOLD.! Great ehansc to make money.
We need a person in every
town to take subscriptions
for the largest, cheapest and
best Illustrated family publication in the world
Any oiio can become ft successful sgent. Six
elegant works of art giveu free to subscribers.
The priee is so low that almost everybody
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subscribers in a day. A lady agent reports
making over $200 clear prfit in ten days. All
who engage make money fast. You etvn devote
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costs nothing to try the business. one who
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GEORGE STINSON * C0-, Portland, Maine
, $C!CTIONA/ } yfc mm HTP^j
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Contains over 113,000 Words,
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uthority in Washington. the CJoven’unent I’rintiug A
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c torn me tit lot by Sunt’s Schools in
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Webster's National Pictorial Dictionary
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Tho only Vapor Cool: Stovo that has stood
tho tost of years, and given entire
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Now in use. ;iml growing in favor wherever
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Tho Most Simple, 1 ho Most Durable,
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FOE SOMES USE THEY ARE INDISPENSABLE.
Does every description of cooking or other
work heretofore, done by theordinary cooking
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Washing, ironing, linking, broiling, fruit
ctuituug, heat etc., etc., without the insufferable
ot tho old fashioned cook stove, aud
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‘‘Patent Automatic Safety (‘an ” rend¬
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tho hands of the most careless or inexperi¬
enced.
Send for full descriptive circular and price
occupied list.—Special inducements to agents in un¬
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“HULL VAPOR STOVE COMPANY,“
Cleveland, Otilth
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ANTRIM, N. H., .
Sole Manufacturer
O ate™ Roofing
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FAINT,
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FIRE ANi) Yf ATEimiOOF.
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MiXFT READY FOR USE,
ANY LOOT CAN APPLY IT.
"With thiii PiTt old shingles can 1>3
made t.> loo!: ! tterimd last l.mgci than
new -liitudi- far eim-third tin) coi t of
1 O-sliiiiglittg-.
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It is sold nt a -.-riPa that, enable-a
everyone to hav • a well punl.ed mot
Four handsome - iin.U-*.....- Boof-Siatc,.
B«own. iled ansi Brigut R«»d.
Price in barrels < f 45 to 50 gallons,
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"/.Her a mo>); thoronrrj pse cf
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Send Tor circular :m 1 .‘■-.-im])lcs, and
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7 INDIA ST., BOSTON, MASS.
Selling Brass,copper,Composition, Agent- lor Bertram’.- Oil P
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