Weekly telegraph and messenger. (Macon, Ga.) 188?-1885, October 31, 1884, Image 6
THE TELEGRAPH AND MESSENGER, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1884.
LYTTON’S LOVE LETTERS.
HIS EXTRAORDINARY PET NAMES AND
THE FINAL QUARREL.
Flr»t Meetlrc ond Miss Wheeler's Ac
count of It—“My Adored Poodle'*
and "Oo Own PunD»"--A
Servant's 8tory.
Pall Mali Ossette.
Mrs. Louisa Devey is the executrix
to the dowawer Lady Lytton. To her
Lady Lytton left by will all b»r papers,
including these letters, an incomplete
"Autobiography,” and another manu
script oi autobiographic character, call
ed “Nemesis,’’and she was so nervous
ly anxious that her intention should
not through any inadvertence be frus
trated that she directed that they
should not by reason of any pretext,
“however plausible and apparently
truthful,’’ be permitted to pass into
the hands of any member of certain
families she named. “My first inten
tion’ says Mrs. Devey, “was to delay
this publication for some years, but I
am compelled to hasten my action in
consequence of the recent appearance
of the ‘Biography of Edward Lord Lyt
ton,’ for, although 1 might not have
considered it incumbent on me to cor
rect inaccuracies so far as the late Lord
Lytton I feel that delay would be pre
judicial to the very object of my ttust
and the faithful discharge of a duty I
had unreservedly accepted.’’ Let then,
these letters tell their own tale. The
correspondence carries the reader, with
some intervals, through the years of
courtship and early married life. The
first meeting of Miss Wheeler with Mr.
Edward Bulwer took place nt n parly
at Miss llenser’s, in October, 1825.
Thus Miss Wheeler describes her fu
ture husband:
“lie had (she says in her autobiog
raphy) just returned from Paris, and
was resplendent with French polish
es far as boots went. His cobweb cam
bric shirt front was a triumph of lace
and embroidery, a combination never
seen in this country till six or seven
years later itexcepton babies’ frocks.)
wadi, too, except in racing stables,
were then non eit; but a perfect galaxy
glittered down the centre of this fairy-
like lingerie. His hair, which was
really golden aud abundant, he wore
litteially in long ringlets that almost
reached his shoulders. He was un
mistakably gentlemanlike looking,
ftw D’Oreay’s linen gauntlets had not
yet burst upon the London world, but
Mr. Lytton Bulwer had three inches of
cambric encircling his coat culls, and
fastened with jeweled sleeve links.
And though it wanted full five years
till every man in society was caned, he
also dangled from bis ungloved and
glittering right hand a somewhat gorge
ously jewel-headed ebony cane, and
tho dangling was of the scientific kind,
evidently learned, marked, and inward
ly digested.’ ,
Shortly after this meeting begins a
series of 398 letters, which the volume
contains. The cold formality of the
' . first two or three soon changes to some
thing more passionate:
“What could I not hope for, (he
says,) wlmt could I not achieve, if your
smile wns my inspiration and your
love my reward 7 I do not speak from
tho romanco of a momentary impulse,
or tiro too sanguino expectations of an
inexperienced ambition. Hard aa it
is for persons depressed by poverty
and birth to obtain distinction, tothoee
in a more fortunate situation it requires
little but the stimulus snd exertion.
Tell me to bono for you, Kosina, and
every other object of ambition will ap
pear easy and mean in comparison. *
• • Will what I have written explain
my sentiments and my withes 7 I pause
—I become embarrassed—I know not
what I would express, Hate you, Ro
sins! At this moment the tears arc in
my eyes, my heart heats audibly 1 I
stop to klsa tho paper consecrated by
your hand—can these sighs oi love
ever turn into hatred!” etc.
And so matters go on in the same
strain. “It has already been remark-
for my sou! hungers and thirsts after
your write-ousnesB—10,000,000 • [marks
of kisses) and 15 [bites.) “1,000,000,-
000,000,000,000 [mark3 ot kisses) my
dearest Rose.”
“My own dear kind darling lovo and
poodle.
“Adieu, my own rose, my llle of life,
very poodle of very poodles, adieu 1
“Adieu, oo own idolatrous puppy.
“Ever my dearest, dearest, dearest,
fondest, kindent, bootifulest, darlingest,
angelist poodle, oo own puppy.
“Asparagus acorn pup bobadil of
boots fc—.”
Letter Nor. 284, dated May 30, 1820,
addressed to Mrs. Bulwer, while stay
ing at Tunbridge Wells, was the last
ono written for five years. On July 1,
1834. comes No. 285, written to "Mrs.
BulVfer, from the Castle Hotel, after a
grosB personal outrage.” From this
letter we quote largely, as it is per
haps the most important in the collec
tion :
“You have been cruelly outraged—
and I stand eternally degraded in my
own eyeB. I do not for a moment blame
you for the publicity which you gave
to an affront nothing but frenzy can ex
tenuate—I do not blame you for expos
ing me to my servants—for seeking
that occasion to vindicato yourself to
my mother—nor for a single proceeding
of that most natural conduct, which has
probably by this time made me the
theme for all the malignity of London.
All this was-perfcctly justifiable after
what had taken place, and 1 have only
myself to blame, for having been be
trayed into such madness and giving
myself, in a moment of passion, so
wholly into the hands of my enemies.
But I may doubt whether it was hu
mane to tamper with so terrible an in
firmity as mine, to provoke so gratui
tously in the first instance, to continue
to sting and exasperate, to lead mo on,
step by step, to rouse me outof the re
straints 1 visibly endeavored to put
upon myself, to resolve on not allowing
me to escape myself, to persist in
stretching to the utmost a temper al
ways so constitutionally violent and
stung now by a thousand cares and
vexations into an irritable sourness,
which common charity might, if it
could not forbear with, at least not
larily gall—until at last sense,
reason, manhood, everythinggave way,
and I was a maniac and a brnte. 1
doubt if that was humane. I am now
convinced of what I have long believ
ed : lam only fit to live alone. Goil
and nature afflicted me with unsocial
habits, weak.nerves, and violent pas
sions. Everything in my life has tend
ed tofeed these infirmities, until they
have become a confirmed and incura
ble disease, which but a gentle pity, a
forbearing, soothing, watchful compas
sion—as of a nurse over a mailman-
can render bearable to me or to
others.”
to Lady Lytton, whicb is placed at th
end of the volume:
“I, Rosetta Benson, widow, whose
maiden name was Byrne,and who lived
for some years as lady’s maid with the
Right Hon. Lady Lytton—then Mrs.
Edward 1 ytton llulwer, when her lady
ship married—from 1827 to 1835, being
prevented by the present state of my
health from going to London to give
my evidence in the Divorce Court,
should it be necessary, do hereby de
pose on oath before the Rev. John Batt
Bingham, magistrate Herts, that dur
ing the whole of that period X never
knew any gentleman treat a wife, more
. ytton Bulwer, did her ladyship,
only as to cruei neglect and infidelity,
hut also as to acts of brutal personal
violence, among others on one occasion
when traveling in Italy in 1833. One
night at the Lake of Bolsano he so
dashed the things about, and nt her
ladyship, that even Luigi, the courier,
vowed lie would not continue the jour
ney with him. Again at Naples, after
having in one of his brutal rages kicked
and hanged her ladyship against the
stone floor at tho Hotel Vittoria till she
was black and blue, and had to keep
her bed. A few days after—because
^ began to talk of this at Naples,
ldo her, poor lady, get up and
•li’ess herself to go to a great dinner at
laird Hertford’s. After wo got back to
London, his temper continued awful
toward her ladyship, for having asked
him for money to pay the house bills
left unpaid when they went abroad; so
one day, in July, 1834, at dinner at their
house, No. 33 Hertford street, Mayfair,
London, he seized a carving knife and
rushed at liia wife, when sho cried out,
‘For God's sake, Edward, take care
what you are about 1’ when he dropped
the knife, and, springing on her like a
tiger, made his teeth meet in her left
check, until her screams brought the
men servants back into the dining
room, and no has ever since haunted
herthroui > the world, with spies and
bad women, and does not allow tier
enough to Uvu upon, lor a lady in her
station."
Some Crnve Affairs of Taste and Dress
Seriously Discussed.
A servant said the [President would
be down as soon as she finished trying
on her dress.
The Attorney-General took out her
knitting and said, "Well, I might as
well be working. No telling how long
we’ll have to wait.”
“For my part,” said the Secretary of
War, n I think it 1b rather beneath the
dignity of a President to spend all her
time getting new clothes.' 1
Not but what she needed them bad
ly enough,” interjected tlio Attorney-
General somewhat viciously.
“Well,” said the Secretary of the
Interior, “the Postmaster-General
hasn’t come yet, anyway. We always
have to wait for her.”
At this point the Postmaster-General
hurried in.
“I am afraid I'm late,” Bhe said,
breathlessly, “but I just stopped at
Seaton Perrv’s a few minutes. They've
got in all their fall things, and thero
are some of tho loveliest combinations
you ever saw.”
Eager attention on the part of cabi-
net, interrupted by the servant’s an
nouncement :
“Her Excellency, the President of
;d,” lays Lady Lytton’a executrix,
Air. Bulwer’s letters to Miss
'that Mr. Bulwer’s letters to Miss
Wheeler exhaust tho whole vocabulary
of amatory declamation, but their want
of reticence and dignity too clearly be
tray a eon-uni abandonment to what
she called the ‘love of a Bashaw,’ not
concealed by the affected but ponder
ous philandering of his playful corres
pondence under the names of ‘Puppy’
and ’Poodle.’ ” In the seventeenth
letter begins a series of endearments,
of pet names, of wonderful diminutives
and superlatives -aa extraordinary as
any that have ever been laughed at in
a court of law. “My dearest Rose and
darlingest poodle," he addressed Miss
Wheeler, signing himself “t>o own
Puppy.” Here are a few s«mh! c ,
from this bundle of love letters:
“My Adored Poodle: Many, many
thanks for oo darling letter. Me is so
happy, me is wagging my tail and put
ting my earn down, me is to meet oo
to-morrow. Oday of days! I cannot
tell you how very, very happy you
have made me! No, my own love,
don't i. * before 12; but really I shall
n. e-tyou! Ob, darling of darlings! I
. .in rut write to you to-night, nor at any
length r.cur. The best plan about the
. arriage will bcioryon togetinit first,
and it can then pick me up in another
-1 n et, so that you will enter it alone.
When you are once in, nut down ye
blinds. O zoo love oi loves, me is
: i aily to leap out of my akin for joy.
.'.ilicu. Twenty million kisses.
“E. I.. B.
"Then, again,” he writes, “take uu
million million million [kisses;) and so
o. o t!links to convict me of equivoca-
i ion by saying me continues to dream,
tbo’ not to sleep! To be sure! oo does
not call dreaming sleep. I call it the
restless, active, fatiguing, anil
vet delicious part of existence. Instead
of that pause sndcessationollifewhich
philosophers and physiologists will tell
yon sleep is. Bleep forgets. Dreams
are all remembrance. Bleep feels not,
bears not, sees not.”
l or the curious in such matters we
give one or two bita taken at random
ii. in the collection, examples which
.'.i ily serve aa a sample of the whole:
"And *o they dressed my Poodle in
while and blacV? O zoo darling I bow
l.kr u j-oodle! And had oo oo’s booti-
tul cam curled nicely, and did oo not
!■ .,k too pretty, and did not all the pup-
pv dogs run alter oo and tell oo w hat a
darling oo was? Ah! me sends oo nine
million kisses to be distributed as fol
lows : .">00,000 for oo beautiful mouth,
'.50,000 to oo right eye, 250,000 to oo
left eye, 1,000,000 to oo dear neck, and
s* t/r ).a r.nnallr u s-e-n
goes
ters. He gives his wife tree choice of
a residence, and, “as for the children,
they are left completely with you.’ 1
He then concludes as follows: “I do
not nsk your forgiveness, which I know
you would readily give, but which
would neither remove my own soreness
nor raise my pride. I ask no forgive
ness from human being—such as I am
I will be to the last, iny own judge. I
have been my own accuser and my
own punishment. I have not one par
ticle of angry feeling against you; all
thy bitterness is for myself. And now,
farewell. I wish you every comfort,
and alter the first nervousness oi 'a
breakup’ is over I know you will find a
great relief in onr relative change of
position. For six years you have been
to me an incomparable wife. That
thought alone is sufficient to make
me judgeyon leniently in the last year.
Whether the change arose from too
harsh a misconstruction of my faults,
from an erroneous estimate oi my char
acter, from that utter difference of
tastes, habits, and pursuits, which
time, that wears away all gloss and all
concealment, made more obvions and
more irksome—whatever he the cause
ol the change taken place in your affec
tion and kindness, I make no com-
S laint, 1 call for no defense. Let u.“
oth rest in peace.”
And this was (hi provocation, as
Lady Lytton tells the story: “Upon
bis asking me with whom I was going
to the christening of Mr. Fonblanquo's
child that night, and I replying 'with
Lady Btepney,’ he then repeated as
fast as he could a dozen times running.
’My mother calls her that ugly old wo
man.’ He then called out, ‘Do you
hear me, madam 7’ ‘Of course I hear
A WESTERN DRINK.
Ths Terror From Dead Man's Culoh Has
to Show His Hand.
Philadelphia News.
Hit me with a vitriol mixed with
broken glass,” said a mao, who might
have been taken for the worst man in the
West, to an Eighth street bar-lender yes
terday morning, “and fire in a few rattle
snake stings along with it. I’m from
Dead Man's Gnlcb, I am 1”
"That’s a Western order, sir. I don’i
understand it,” was the reply.
•‘Don’t you know what vitriol is?”
"Yes "
"Don’t you know what glass is?”
"Yes."
"Don’t you know what rattlesuake
stings is?”
"No.”
Well, throw in a little red pepper. It
will make a weak drink for me, but I'll
have to go yon.- It's a mean section ot the
country, this.”
The ferocious style ol the man bad ter.
rorlzed a half-dozen listeners in the bar
room, and when be lit a rankapee eigar
with a whole box of matches, the lookers
on were amazed The terror spit over the
bead of the nearest man to him and
stouted: “Come a running with that
wash; you've been long enough to clean
out a camp or break a bank.”
A boy who bad been dispatched by the
bar-man to a drug store, came harrying
just at that time, and the sound of cm*b-
Ing glass made the scowling Westerner
lookup quickly. Suddenly the barman
was before him with a large tumbler full
of vitriol, broken glass and red pepper.
“Is the rattlesnake .stings- In tbsr?”
BELVA'A CABINET.
the United States.
“Good morning, ladies.”
"Good morning, Mrs. President.
IB 1 “l
“Oh! what a lovely
simply beyond anythingyou oversaw.”
Tho entire cabinet rise up in n
body: “Oh 1 do let’s all to down and
seo her."
[Exeunt omnei.]
Elise Hathaway.
(All in chorus.)
dress.”
“Yes,” said the President,
thought I would just wear it down and
let you all see it. It is pretty, isn’t it?
Just look at the hang of the train.”
"It’s perfectly magnificent," said
the Secretary of War. “Those fine
plentings of crepe de chine give it such
a lovely finish. But isn’t it just a little
shot* in front7”
“Why, of course,” said the Presi
dent, with some asperity. “I have
them all made that way so as not to
hare to change when I ride the tri
cycle.”
• “I hope it’s all silk,” said the At
torney-General, sticking her knitting-
needle through her back hair, while
she nibbed a piece of the dress between
her thumb and finger. “Did you save
me a piece for my crazy quilt?’’
“Oh, yes,” anspereu tno President,
affably. “And now let’s go to busi
ness, ladies. I haven't much time this
morning. I have to sit for my picture
at ono o’clock.”
“The most important business I
know of,” said the Secretary of State,
“is to decide on a minister to the court
of St. James. You know Lowell has
asked to be recalled.”
“Oh, yes, I forgot all about that,”
said the President. “Whom shall we
send?”
‘If it had only been earlier,” said
tho Assistant Secretary of the Navy,
reflectively, "I would have gone my
self, but the season is qver by this
time, and then I get so horribly sea
sick.”
“It will be hard to get any one to
go,” observed the Secretary of War.
San Francisco Youths In Trouble.
New York Letter to Alta California.
In Geneva ts a celebrated jewelry < itab-
lishment where Americans trade largely.
An American gentlemen, recently making
eomesmaJ 1 purchases In tho store, enter
ed into conversation wi’h the proprietor,
lie told him mat he vae much m-orised
to notice that he nut only left hie costly
wares in the window over night, but that
he d d not put any shutters up, suit drew
attention tu the feet by letting his gas
burn. He added: “In America that
would not be safe. One of our most inex
perienced cracksmen would remove a
square of glass and rob your place in two
minutes." Tbs proprietor laughed at bis
fears and told him that as he hsd not been
roboed in thirty years he did not expect
to be In the next thirty years. “Ail right,
remember whjt I told you,” was the re
mark d'adieu ol the youth. Two days
later, in Frankfort, imagine his horror in
picking up a paper to read that the jewel
ry store had been robbed the very night
ot his conversation with the proprietor,
that that gentleman had told tba police
that be was convinced the thief was an
American, who had visited him during the
day and that tne detectives were closely
on his track. Our friend curtailed bfs
visit by two moa.hs, took the first Bremen
steamer for New York, and will arrive in
ban Francisco within twenty.four hours of
this letter.
Another traveler from the Golden Gate
Is here in the interest of a lsrgcqCalisfor-
nis shipping house. Their Kuropeau bus
iness is so extensive that their cabling
costs n large snm during the year. Of
course, they employ a code. Their code
word for the sentence. “Your goods will
be shipped,” is "Explode,” and recently,
in reply to a message from the othei side,
lie cabled, "Explc ’ '
IREM O VALi
After .ight years oi successful business
in Macon, cur quarters have become too small
to do the business coming to us, and we
found it necessary to have erected the
FiiEST HARDWARE STORE
Inthecity. We have}greatly increased our
Stock and are prepared to give bottom prices
on all goods in our line. We will in future
be found at Nos. 56 and 58 Cherry street,
next door to Jaques & Johnson.
---. Explode immediately." mean
lag biuiply that the coubigatueut would be
dispatched at once. The cablegram cre
ated considerable consternation in Eng
land, and an immediate message came
from Scotland Yard to Mu berry Street to
trace and shadow the sender ot the “Ex
plode immediately" cablegram. Ue wai
traced, shadowed for four days, Arrested
and interviewed. Of course, he establish-
‘ 1 his identity without trouble, but as be
not likely to tell this story I do so for
U V#. aiuuiia, visiitug tuu DUIIII
Cruz, heard a political club cheering in the
night time, Jumped ont ot bed and woke
hta friend, saying: “Get up, Jim, the In-
dans are (on us.’
The Wrong Place.
New York Graphic.
‘What a strong smell ot cloves!'' ex
claimed Mrs. Badger.
"Yesh (bic), my dear. Cloves (hfc) are
good for inotbs (bic) in your clothes.”
“Yes, James; but you don’t wear your
trim in rntiv month "
clothes in your month.”
Duxxix’s Halid Dursaixo A Cold Meat
Halva is made from the freshest, purest
and choicest condiments obtainable.
using It, waste, labor, anxiety ai.d disap
pointment are prevented.
stked the Terror, with lees ferociousness
than characterized bis former speech.
“It's wbat you ordered,” firmly replied
the esloonlst.
"I don't wsntit without the bites," re
plied tbe bed man. as he sided toward tbe
ooor. A club moved from Uepotli km be
hind the bar, and tbe wicked man
3ft
ir go _______
bar maa, with determination,
Row much Is it?” asked the dangerous
•4htee dollars.”
Tbe money was paid and tbe Terror
sneaked out.
you.’ ‘Then why ttie — in don’t
you answer mo?’ ‘I did not think It
required an answer.’ ‘D your soul,
madamhe exclaimed, seizing a carv
ing knife, (lor we were at dinner, and
he had told the servants to leave tho
room till he rang,) and rushing at me,
cried: ‘I’ll have you to know that
whenever I do you the honor ol ad
dressing you it requires an answer?’ 1
said, ‘For God’s sake,take care what you
are about, Edward 1’ Ho tliendropped
the knife and, springing on me, made
his great teeth meet in my check, and
the blood spurted over me. Tho agony
was so great that mv {creams broueht
the servants back, and presently Cres-
son, the cook, seized him by the’collar,
but he troke from him, amlseizingone
ol the footman’s hats in the hall, rush
ed down Piccadilly. )
On January 18, 1886, he writes to
propose that the past should be forgot- Poncing,
ten’ “although 1 am convinced that if romd.er
foil once made the effort you would
eel yourself happier separated from
me," etc. Tho next letter.exp!ains the
immediate cause of separation. Mr.
Bulwer had promised to dine with his
wife at Berrytnead. At 9 o’clock a man
on horseback arrived with a message
to the effect that he was too ill to come.
Mrj. Bulwer immediately sent (or a
carriage, and, bringing what she
thought necessary* for an in alid, ar
rived at 11 o'clock at his chambers at
the Albany, and after long ringing, at
last he opened the door, etc. In letter
294 lie expresses his indignation at tier
visit to his chambers.
“Yonr conduct requires no comment,
your letter deserves no answer—you
come to my chambers—ring violently
—mv sole servant is out. 1 am not in
the habit of opening my own door—1
goat last—ill and worn out—ace you
to my surprise—you recur to yonr most
base, unworthy, and most ungrateful
suspicions on seeing two tea cups on
my tray!!! Make a scene before your
footman and tbe porters of the lodge,
and expose me and yourself to the ridi
cule of the town. And this is the his
tory of your adventures! I have only
to say at present, that it furnishes an
other to the unwarrantable and unpar
donable insults and injuries you have
so unsparingly heaped on yonr hus-
Washlnaton Irvins; In ths West.
The Kansas (ity (Mo.) Journal prints
the following letter written by Washing-
tin IrTtngtohlsslster.Mrs. Paris, fifty-two
years ago;
ISDsrzsDZoet, Mo, September 3), 1*32
—My Hear StlUr: We arrived at Ibis place
on the day before yesterday, after nine
days' traveling on horseback from 8t.
Louts. Our Journey has been a very in
teresting one, leading ns scrota ths prai
ries and through noble forests, dotted here
and there by tarnis and leg homes, at
which we found rough but wholesome end
abundant fare and very civil treatment.
Many parts of these prairies of the Mis
souri are extremely beautifnl, resembling
cultivated countries, embellished with
parks and groves, rather than the savage
rudeness 01 the wilderness. Yesterday I
was out on a deer bunt in the vicinity of
this piece, which led tue through some
scere-y that only wanted a castle.ora
gentleman's seat here and there inter
spersed, to have iqnaled tome pf the
most celebrated patk scenery ot England
The fertility of alt this Western country
is truly astonishing. The sell ts like that
ot a garden, and the luxuriance and beau
ty ot the forests exceed any that I have
ever seen. We have gradually been ad
vancing, however, toward rougher snd
roueher life, snd are now at a straggling
frontier village that lias inly been rve
yean in existence. From hence, in the
course ol a day or ter,, we take our de
parture southwardly, and shall soon bid
tdicu to civilization asd encamp at night
in onr tents. My health is goad, though I
have been affected by tba change ol cli
mate, diet and water since my arrival in
tbe West. Horae exercise, however,
always agrees with me. I enjoy my jour
ney exceedingly, and lcok tor 11111 greater
gratification in tbe part which is now be
fore me, whicb will present much greater
wildness snd noveity. Tbe climax will
be our expedition with the Oesgew to tbeir
burning grounds, and tbe eight of a buffa
lo hunt. Wasiiixutos Iavixo.
1 am told the climate is so damp
that your hair never stays in eurl at
all.”
"Is that so!” asked the President
apprehensively. “Well, wo must sent
some one, and you know 1 won’t re
ceive any suggestions from Congress
until wo can get a House and Bcnatc
with a majority of ladles.”
“I toll you what,” suggested tho
Secretary of the Interior, rapping mus
ingly on the table with her thimble,
“my sister was saying the other da 1
that sho had to have her winter au!
made by a London tailor. Suppose w
appoint her, and she could send u
over nnythtng we wanted.”
"It’s curious,” murmured the Secre
tary of War In an audible aside, “that
tho Secretary of the Interior al
ways has a sister to suggest jor every
thing,"
The Secretary of tho Interior looked
absently out of the window at the view
and took no notice ol this remark, and
no one else taking it up-, her sister was
agreed upon, all coinciding when the
President observed, "Yon know we
can recall her if we change our
minds.”
And then,” the President went on
“there’s Germany to provide for.”
“Oh, what's the use of sending any
one to Germany, Mrs. President?’
asked the So notary of War.
"Oh, don’t you know?” said the Sec
retary of State, “there’s Herr Most and
pork and Lasker and Bismarck and all
those things to talk about.”
“I know there waa a color called Bis
marck so i-e years ago,” said the Sec
retary of the Treasury, meditatively,
as she sorted her crewels, “but It was
hideously unbecoming.”
"But there's a new red brown this
fall,” said the I’ostmaster-Gencral
eogerly, “that's just perfectly lovel'
for a dark complexion, though I thin!
myself nothing wears ns well as the old
seal brown. " ~
Speaking of seal brown,” said tho
the rest to be equally divided between
<»• arms and bands. Ten millon more
kisses, my own darling, for your letter
which is Jut arrived. It la read, and
now before it is answered, take the fol
lowing, [marks of kisses.) I’ray, dar
ling, shall we not kiss prettily to-mor-
r'W, Darling (D) (A) (B( (L) (I) (N)
Well, my darling, pray write,
band.
He demands an apology, and eventu
ally writes, “On no consideration what
ever will I live with yon again.’’ Tbe
deed of separation, which allowed Mrs.
Bulwer X-iOO ayear for Mr. Bulwer’s
life only, and £50 a
A Stamina Casa of Vox Penult.
Tucson Star.
A resident of Arizona, visiting tbe Santa
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DESIRE TO CALL THE ATTENTION OF THE PLANTER) TO THE FOLLOWING
POINTS OK EXCELLENCE IN
ho Thomas Harrow.
THE HEALTHFUL AND NUTRITIOUS
BAKING POWDER
restore, to tbe flour tbe strengtb-givfug
pboapbatea that are removed with tbe
hi an and wbleb are requred by the system.
No other baking powder does this. It costs
less, ts healthier and stronger than any
other powder.
They will pulverize clay, lumpy and cloddy soil,and green «od. They will cut up
and bury cornstalks abu manure Tbe teeth are slanting, which msk-5 them very
easy of draft and le»a liable toeing then any other Hsrrowmade. Onemanand
team can easily put in twenty acres of grain a day with them, dend for catalogue
giving piles and what they are guaranteed to do.
Sportsmen will find in onr stock of guns an assortment such as no other house in
Qorgta carries. We jell tue following celebrated makes: Parker. Colt's. Pelpar, Her-
ringtqn & Richards, Haminerlns, amt many Kngllnh amt German Breech-Loading
Shot Guns, Winchester, Bsiiard and Remington Rifles, Pistols. Ammunition, Gaj
Pigeons, and all kinds of sporting goods, besides the beeta -ortmmtnf
HOME
TESTIMONY
FROM
J. Emmett Black&hear.lYI.D.
life only, and £50 a year each for the
two children u long os he permitted
them to remain with their mother, is
dated the 19th of April, 1836, and on
the 14th ol June. 1636, she, with her
children, quitted Berrymead, her hus
band's home, forever.
litre are some extracts from the de
position oi Mrs. Rosetta Benson, maid
Bttsa Ann's Views.
Mrs. Lockwood was in Looisvllle yester
day. and in an interview lrith a Timet re
porter said:
“Why am I making tbe race for tbe
Presidency? Not because I expect tosrin,
1 can assure yon. lam only the month-
piece for a new party. We propose to un
furl our banner end let Its folde float every
where. We do not expect to win, but In
tbe future—tbe glorious future—we expect
to make our influence felt in national poli
tics. As 1 told you, I don't expect to win
myself, bat oh! bow I wish that noble,
patriotic, chivalrous old soul, John A. Lo
gan. could be made tbe next President of
tlie United States. Jimmy Blaine won't
do. Ha cares nothing for tbe rights ot
our sisterhood. No woman wants to tee
Clenland made President. 8L John is
good inougb. but bis chances ore about
on a par with mine. Ben Butler, then, la
my choice. Bat Ben is so giddy snd
tick!-. You never know which aids of a
question be is looking at (Mrs. Lockwood
evidently refers to. Butler’s bad eye.) Ben
is woman's true friend. He hss announced
himself in Is vor of our party, and with my
whole krart I believe be meanlevery siord
be said.”
"It is rumored that should you be sleet
ed. Anna Dickinson and Dr Mary Walker
srlll receive cabinet positions?"
“That is false, every word false. I would
■MHl “ i of
appoint men to Use positions.
Ibis highest ordtr of InteUIgtno
□ }1CUIUIJK Ul Bl'IU DI UBH, DU lit UIU
Assistant Secretary of the Navy, "how
abont the commissioner who was to be
sent to Alaska to provitlo us all witli
sealskin dolmans? It's getting pretty
cool; the frost touched my tulieroses
last night; it’s time she was sent '
think.”
"It’s a long, cold journey,” said the
President, “and no society after you
get there but Chillycati, aa they call
those Indians, and no wonder. Mi;'
we had better send a man.”
“Perhaps the Secretary of the Inte
rior lias a brother who wonld like tc
go,” suggested the Secretary of War,
sarcastically.
“If I had,” responded that lady, se
verely, “he wonld know what to get
when be got there, and not bring back
a parcel of plush things, expecting peo
ple to think they were seal.”
This was such a direct hit at the Sec
retary of War’s last winter garment,
that the President wisely effected a di
version by calling to order the Post-
master-Gcneral, who waa heard mur
muring to her neighbor about some
thing "edged with a deep ruffle of an
tique lace.”
“By the way,” inquired some one,
“where lathe Secretary of the Navy?”
“She said in the note she sent me
that >he had a nervous headache,” re
sponded the Assistant Secretary, "but
the servant said she had cried hereye*
red because ter bonnet didn’t match
her suit after all, and perked np behind,
besides.”
"Too bad,” said the President, em
phatically. “I wonder If she’s made
arrangements to order up all the offl-
cers and midshipmen from Annapolis
for the reception next week."
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury. I
invited her to bring tier work and sjiend
tho morning with me, and. I forgot all
about it’* being cabinet day.”
“Olii don’t send her away,” put in
tbe Secretary of tbe Treasury, eagerly.
She has just come back from Parts.
You know I sent her to arrange a new
loan. I ad spent ball the money 1 had
patting beveled mirror* in all tbe
Treasury buildings, and besides I want
ed soma Gobelin tapeatriea for my new
houw. They say her bonnet* are just
Macox, Ga„ July 14, 1884.—I take pleat
ure In adding my testimonial to tbe supe
rior excellence of yonr Horsford’a Bread
Preparation (Baking Ponder) aa an arti
cle healthful and nutritious, aud in an-
recommended and used. So long as eu
perfine whesten Boor is made nse of for
bread-making, so long will there be a ne
cessity for restoring to each Sour tbe nu
tritive Clemente of which ft Is deprivid by
tbe refining process; end so far aa I am
ewers, this is ths only baking powder in
the market tbst possesses that quality;
while in giving llgbtneae and poroelly to
tbe bread, whether made of superfine, or
unbolt*,! (Orebstn) flour, there is ssm
better. Your* respectfully.
(Signed)
J. EMMETT BLACK8UBAR, M. D.
GE^ERAI. II.\ RT)WARE.
T. 8. ARTOPE,
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