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THE TKLF.GBAPH AND MESSENGER FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1884.
dated election returns are still
coming in. There yet remains a feeble
hope that the “lostcourier" maybe found.
A New Yota Journal claims Sen. Jno.
It. (Jordon as a citlien of that place, and
notes his intention to remain there perma
nently.
East, bh cities hare been visited by a se
vere southwesterly storm. St. Louis has
euft. r. d from severe cold, but the Sonth laj
nny.
Thkee's a painful rumor afloat that the
late visit of Mr. Hendricks to Hr. Cleve
land did not doss in a cordial spirit and
understanding.
Bevvy Ana has gone back to Kentucky.
She probably wants to get Col. Watter-
son's Indoisement for the position of star
eyed godess to the administration.
Dcmno allot thlaruction we have llsten-
i in vain tor an assurance from Colonel
uy 1 to the statesmen of the Fulton conn-
chsln-gang, that their suffrage is in no
Tilt latest New York idea is for young
Is 1 is To knit suits of silk nnderdothing
for their sweethearts. Many a man when
he reads this will admit that he married
too soon.
A VATton is supposed to keep a navy tor
the protection of its merchant shipping,
but we are prepared to argue that for the
protection of his merchant shipping, Un
cle Sam ought to retire bis navy.
This is a Thanksgiving day, and to-night
the jaybird, joree, thrasher and wood
pecker that gets back to his home with
less than an ounce of shot in bis anatomy
may well lift his voice In gratitude.
Eonon Whitilaw Reid, it seems, would
rather sit on the journalistic fence anil
watch the Democratic bull go charging by,
than to try and bead him off with a Sen
atorial toga. No wiie man will ajlow a
bull to toss him twice.
ign. On the w!
I of the Vice-President was the
occasion of a kind of love-feast among
the brethren over their hard won vic
tory. But things are not altogether so
•the lovely as they seem. In the course of
11 bc Ida speech at Brooklyn, Mr. Hendricks
took occasion to say something as to
the fruits of the victory. This has not
pleased one of the new leaders of the
Democratic party, the New York Times.
And that journal mtkea haste to ex-
press its displeasure in very emphatic
language. The very active interest
taken by that journal in robbing Mr.
Hendricks of the Vice-Presidency in
1876 will account for its venom
Among the unexplainable perversi
ties of human nature is that which
begets hatred against a party
that has been deeply wronged,
A man may forgive and condone many
offenses, but he cannot bo mads to feel
good towards one whom he has injured
without cause.
The immediate cause of the wrath of
the Timet is the language held by Mr.
Hendricks as to civil service reform.
That some curious opinions are held by
individuals in connection with this po
litical snare and delusion is admitted.
That both of the great parties have
made some utterances therein intend
ed to catch Toters is true. That any
party as an organisation believes
in it and intends when in
power to enforce it, will hardly catch
the ear of the most credulous.' Parties
are made up of individuals and in this
great country, there are a very few per
sons who believe that a party can run
the government with its enemies in
office, and fewer still who entertain the
most distant idea that it will be at
tempted. The practice of the Repub;
lican party forbids even the suspicion.
There is a homely adage that says
"there are more ways of killing
a dog than choking him to death with
butter." The adage carries its own
application. We reproduce the most
charming part of the leader of the
Timet. Alluding to the Independent
Republicans it proceeds to say: ■
s now in
elcomed
mocratio
gallant
point where
Tom Ilendrit
All of this
but if it be
party has J
small awl in
it is “no matter” what
ks says?
is not surprising to us,
all tme the Democratic
kindled down lo a ve-y
ignificant, concern.
niocraiic
The Timet
winds up itii Culmination
tion of n
with this wa
•nlng:
We are not ft
tns back to Andrew Jackson
of political methods.
visit to
Then tho I
imet is not going any fur-1
tlier with tho Democratic party. An-
11 Ll
drew Jackso
u is tho patron politics!
s of the
ItA VI hit
saint of the
Democratic party. Ho
sxved his con
ntry in the field, held the
Th. Valua of a Cltl!
0 Southom Stales cast
n members, an nvcrng„
member of Congress. T
eight t
, nit,.
erago
While the Cbiuftfufren gang was raiding
the Legislature just after the election news
bed been received, somebody carried off
the office cannon, Hehadawlsehead. The
want of aderrick, only, prevented his car
rying away the office horn elso.
"i'l-.iENDa must garrison the captured tort-
rasa,- Is the way a Democratic Mississippi
paper puts it The betting Is one hundred to
nothing, and no takers, that the Democratic
patriot who penned the sentence la “very
hungry" (or a postmastersblp on toast—
Tribune.
And that the man who penned the above
has kinfolks in office.
. The day will be duly observed by the
great American small boy in an attempt
to slay all of the jorees, yellowhammers
and woodpeckers that have escaped the
dollar anil a half gnna oi the lately enfran
chised brother in black. It will be alto
gether prudent for those solicitous oi life
and limb notto venture beyond the corpo
ra's limits.
•‘Imagine a few colored couples waltzing
at Buchanan’s inaugural ball In 18S7,”
says the Globe-Democrat. Can't do it. Nor
can we imagine them wallxing at Cleve
land's in 1885. Fact is, we cannot even
recollect that they waltzed at any inaugural
balls, though their belored friends, the
Republicans, have had several
Thi managers oi the New Orleans expo
sition have been searching the world for
curiosities to be placed upon exhibition,
and have eo far secured of the colossals
only the Great Eastern. Here is an oppor-
tunily for Benjy Butler. Benjy, mounted
upon a podestal of dry goods boxes oover-
ed with green cloth, and posing as the
squint-eyed god of reform, would attract
national attention.
Union together
ted its laws, I
submission, an
these may be c
its President, execu-
ght his enemies to
stood by his friends,
lidered old-fashioned
virtues by the pigmies, who have risen
to place in these days; but the sooner
the Democratic party gets back to An
drew Jackson's methods, the better for
the. country.
In the St. Louis Grand Opera House on
Sunday last was enacted a scene not down
on the bills. The theatre canght fire and
burned to the ground, but standing oh the
stage, the firemen, snrronnded by flames,
amoke and toppling scenery, made a long
and gallant fight. Never was so
thrilling a scene witnessed theie before,
but when for the last time the cuitain
came thundering down, it fell amid Ihe
blazing ruins and no applame awoke.
President Livingston, in return for the
liberality of Macon, la attempting to fix
Atlanta as the permanent place for hold
ing fairs of the Georgia Agricultural Socie
ty. We recall ono-ot the fairs at At
lanta, that was run by the irrepressible
Bev Wrenn. A local journal announced
fifteen thousand people on the grounds.
fVe look the precaution to count the crow d,
which numbered to a figure six hundred
and forty-lire. The moat notable attrac
tions were a bearded woman, a bushel of
turnips, a half-dozen fourth-rate race
horses and a brass band.
In fulfillment of a vow made years ago,
u Nantucket man went to hfs father's
grave and communicated the glad intelli
gence that a Democratic President had at
last been elected. We will never, never
know, perhaps, but ft may bo that the
dead man’s sympathies were all with the
fellow who was “left out in the cold."
We do not know that a man waa ever
drummed out of ranks in a Georgia mili
tary organization, but now that our popu
lation U becoming mixed the time may
come when eucli examples will be neces
sary. The LegUlature, in reorganizing
the militia law, ought to provide for this
contingency by desIguaUng some- air as
th* “Rogue's March.' 1 It seems to ns that
"Marching Through Georgia" would fill
Thousands ot them voted for the Demoeratfo
candidates on the assurance that their elec
tion would not endanger what has been gain
ed In the way of civil service reform, but
would result In the maintenance and faithful
application of tho MtabUshcd system. With
out this assurance It wo Ud have been Impos
sible to elect a Democratic President, and we
have no doubt that tho assurance was well
founded. Should it prove - otherwise tho
Democratic lease ot power will be very short.
Now comes Mr. Thomas A. Hendricks, of
Indiana, who was dragged Into the positlc-n of
Vice-President-elect by tho strength of tho
head of the ticket, and li a speech
In Brooklyn gives hfs idea of civil ser
vice reform. "I am very free to say
to you people to-night," he remarks, "that I
tun not particularly confident ot success after
tae schoolmaster's examination, but I will tell
you what I have confldeace in ss it wee In t
days oi Andrew Jackson. Let a man come
be Preatdent of the United states, and let true
men be oalled around him and aid him In the
pnbUc service. Let these men resolve that
the only qualification for office shall he hon
esty and fltnesa for the service, and then you
have clvl service reform." If we were to de
pend upon the resolves ef theae "true men"
of the Hendricks order we should have noth
ing of the kind, but a very prompt return
to the spoils system. But Mr. Hendricks Is an
old-fashioned Democrat, end heply'he over
rates his Importance in this time of
triumph. The men who made Mr. Cleveland'
election possible would gladly have voted
for the head of tho ticket wlthoot accept
log the old-ityle appendage if the thing could
have been done. Mr. Hendricks and his
friends did their best to prevent Cleveland's
nomination In order that the Indiana states-
man might stand at the head of the ticket. In
which case the Democratic party would have
been onco more detested, and tbe country
would have suffered tho humiliation of
Blaine’s election.
Wo doubt If Mr. Hendricks's namoeontrlbu-
ted In the remotest degree to tho success of
the ticket. Possibly ho helped to secure tho
vote ot Indiana, hut It was not needed, and
certainly he came perilously near causing the
loss ot the vote of New York, which waa need-
ed, for tho Independents votad for him with
reluctance, and many a Republican who
bated to vote for Mr. Blaine and was Inclined
to hive confidence in Cleveland would not
vote for Hendricks at any price. However, ai
Byron remarks of Bishop Berkeley's state
ment that there la no matter, tt la no matter
what he says.
AVe do not desire any office and cer
tainly do not expect that offices will bo
so plentiful and seekers so few that wo
shall be drafted. Bat gentlemen,
Democrats who do, in the language of
Mr. Squcers, “Here’s richness.” Tho
New York Tima leading the Demo
cratic party, tho Now York Timet that
holds that it is Republican still, the Now-
York Timet that advised its adherents
in every State to support the Republi
can State tickets, which they did so
faithfully that no Independent Repub
lican Congressmen were elected, de
mands that in return for
its thirty thousand Republican
votes in New York Stato the Republi
can rascals shall not bo' turned out.
How do you who contributed the other
necessary votes relish this 7 Hen
dricks was dragged through by tho
head of tho ticket. It is a matter of
record that when tho ticket was made
there was an immediate and nnaui
mous shout that the cart had been
placed before tho horse.
And "Hendricks causod the dole
vote in Now York," and "did not con
tribute in tho remolest detreo to tho
success of tho ticket.” "Possibly” ho
did something in Indiana. Do you re
call how you hung about the bulletin
boards, (or weary .lays and sleepless at tl
nights, to learn what Tom Hendricks ter v
did in Indiana? Who gavo Tho “assur- j havi
The Futux of the Negro.
If any one has seriously bethought
htm that the result of tbe recent elec
tion has solved the negro problem he
isdeBtined to a rnde awakening in the
not distant future. The roseate view
taken by noisy and oxultant politicians
ot both sections to the effect that agita
tion of the negro question will be
silenced by tbe election of Mr. Cleve
land, is sure to meet disappointment.
The pfesses which supported Mr.
Blaine, Bince the result has been defi
nitely ascertained, are flllod with ex
pressions on the exact line of the recent
speech%f this gentleman delivered at
Anguata, Maine. In the four years
that most follow the 4th of March next
an opportnnity will be afforded tbe
people of the South to address them
selves to a solution of this difficult
problem that, upon its dark face, shows
no point of light. Those journals which
have appeased their personal malice
and attempted to advance their eco
nomic plans by an alliance with the
Democratic party during the late cam
paign, ere filled with cheap advice to
Southern men as to their course to
wards the negro.
Having themselves ignominously
failed to better his condition, to elevate
his ambition, to make him a better cit-
sen and a more reliable laborer, they
are glad to throw tho responsibility
upon other shoulders. They have no
words for the negro. All of their cheap
admonitions are directed to the whites.
Looking at the question as it now
presents itself there seems bnt little of
hope. While one faction of the North
ern people demand of the South im
possible things, the other pre
pares itself to keep the negro
under such agitation as will unfit him
to nnlearn the lessons of the last twen
ty years and to accept new teachings.
We have so far noticed bat one man
who seems to have learned anything
from the results of the contest. Fred
Douglass declares that tho future of the
negro is dependeht upon his complete
Elimination as a political factor. But
how is this to come about 7 Mr. Blaine
and his friends, and they still consti
tute a formidable party, are determined
to prepare him for the contest of 1888.
In the interval between now and
then, he is likely to fall into the hands
of the bad white men of the South who
seek political power and its rewards.
He is apt to be used in the State
elections whiih occur about the middle
of Air. Cleveland’s term. It is possible
that the carpet bagger will be dis
armed. The plain expectation of the
Southern people is that the Federal
offices will be bestowed upon a differ
ent class ofpeople. The plea of Inde
pendent Republicans will not avail,
for there were no Independent Repub
licans in the South.
But now comes the opening for the
scalawag. Many of tho men now in
active politics of the South have made
some use of the negro voter, and have
deaired to make more use of him. The
great struggle in the South on the part
of good men, has been to keep bad
white men from using the negro for
their own selfish purposes. The solid
hostility of tho North has aided them
somewhat in this difficult task. While
this solidity has been broken to some
extent, yet there is a large part of the
North still solid in a determination
to agitate the negro question.
The condition of the good negroes
and good white men is likely to be
improved by the overthrow of tho Re
publican party, but it presents new
opportunities to the bad class of both
races, of which they will not bo slow
to avail themselves. The political
peace of the South is still to be threat
ened by the negro under tho tutelage
and guidance of the big end of tho
Republican party of the North. Under
such surroundings wo must begin the
the attempt at a solution of tho negro
problem. And from this standpoint at
present, the future of the negro is as
(lark as his complexion.
Dralntnx Rainwater Ponds.
A valued subscriber writes from Eu-
faula, Ala., to learn the now mothod
for draining the surface ponds in
Southwest Georgia. Tho process was
successfully demonstrated upon a pond
on tho Hickory Level plantation, near
Ducker’s station. A log crib was built
in the deepest portion ot tho pond and
ah apparatus for boring an artesian
well erected upon it. Boring was be
gun, and after proceeding a short
distance a pipe was driven in,
tho mouth which was level with tho
bottom of tho pond. Joints were
screwed into this until the end of tho
pipo was above water. Through this
ing was cqptinued until a crevice
about fifty foot un-lcr ground
:k. Till
pip,
bottom ot th
s allowed to i
; passed off,
ance” that the rascals should not lie j tooted by rocks, was placed over the
diaturbed? And has it reached tho I vent, and a perpetual drain secured.
as then unjointed
pond and tho wa
in out. Tho water
tting pro-
ither words the political value ofa>
nOtilo and New Jure3 la less than
lolltlcal ratne ota white man In MUttulppl
tnd Alabama. And thin w tho sort ot thins
rhtch the white torn of Ohio and New Jersey
ire expected to halite a bleued revolution
in the interest of the public.—N. Y. Tribune
For tbe sake of argument wo will
all in with tho Tribune and continue
the analysis of the above figures. Af
fairs are eveu worse than our bitter
contemporary intimates. Tbe 271,100
above quoted were not ail white votes,
as the IWOune states.lt is swell-known
fact that more than one-third of them
were cast by tbe negroes. The result
is, arguing as per the mothod given,
the average Southern voting negro or
white than is superior in political
strength to the average citizen o! Ohio
and New Jersey. Instead of making
the negro equal, if there is anything in
tho Tribune't argument, the law has
made the negro far anperior to citizens
in some sections.
Wo have no regrets to express for
this “lamentable” state of affairs. At
one time the North by aid of tbe ne
gro vote, made white citizens of Ala-,
bama*and Mississippi inferior to tbe
negro. The North with the aid of this
black political ally became atrong
enough to destroy the Southern man’s
political power entirely and left him in
the hands of robbers who stripped and
beat him unmercifully. When the
white citizens of Alabama and Missis
sippi were disfranchised and tbe vote
of the New Jerseyman or tho Ohioan
represented five times their proper
vaine, did the Tribune lift up' its voice
and weep? It lifted up its voice and
shouted for joy.
But really there is nothing in th« ar
gument of the Tribune beyond tho
sumption that the Southern white man
lias prevented the negro from voting,
a most unwarranted presumption since
not an attack upon a negro has been re
ported daring tho Presidential election,
and no man is silly enough to believe
that simple moral pressure could have
kept back the negroes had they desired
to vote.
Tho basis of representation is the
Bamein New Jersey and Ohio as in
Mississippi and Alabama. In the for-
mer States the people ore intelligent
and employed in manufactories. They
were addressed and tampered with for
months preceding the election, and the
result was a large vote was polled. ■
In the latter States nearly half the
people are ignorant. No orators came
among them to speak upon the issues
of the day, although the press
cordially invited men of all political
prejudices. It is queer that the Tribune
should expect the alleged Republicans
of Mississippi and Alabama to leave
their tasks and lose a day in cotton-
picking time to accomplish that which
their leaders^pronouncod hopeless in
advance. The result was, only a small
vote was'polled
To [attempt to determine the average,
value of a citizen in an admittedly
solid section by tho voto'cast and draw
a contrast between him and the aver
age value of a citizen in a closely con
tested State is a task well suited to the
Tribune't methods. But it need not
hnvo come South to secure a contrast.
The vote cast for Air. St. Johns in
New York was 30,000; for Mr. Blaine,
562,000. Yet the will of the majority
was defeated by the minority. The New
York Prohibitionist is, according to
theIVliune style of argument, superior
to more than eighteen Republicans.
The Tribune may rest assured that
had tho negroes voted in Alississippi
and Alabama to a man, the Cleveland
ticket would have triumphed. A vote
of 000,000 would have made the two'
sections contrasted, equal in point of
personal political power and have se
cured the result attained by less than
half that number. Why should our
contemporary tear his beard because
the Southern darky to a largo extent
saved a day’s labor?
result; some that tlio effect will Bcarce-
re votes ]y bo visible, while others boldly con-
o North* ,eni1 t,ult 1,10 ruvmlue wil1 bo incrcas-
■ twenty-1 et *- But the effect upon a reduction
horofore in tho Internal revenue is easily
usa. in j perceptible and not disputed. The
luff "the lttst rolluc,Jon in tho tax brought
ultalppt J down the revenue from $13!
of thins 1000,000 to $115,000,000 during
the year ending September 1st, 1884
Tho falling off in receipts is a thing
than can be easily calculated, from tho’
reduction rnado and tho production of
the previous year. Not so with tho
tariff.
While tho tariff should be corrected
wherever and whenever it is found to
be defective or uselessly high, without
regard to revenue, all reduction
in receipts ought to be made
upon the internal revenue
before the tariff is resorted to. Direct
taxation must go, and should be the
first jto start. The internal revenue is
more of a war tax than the tariff. It
has been for centuries tbe curse of
every country that baa resorted to ft in
any form. That it lingers in this free
country but proves the dangerous
power of the ring it fosters. Turn the
internal revenue out.
Turn the Internal Revenue Out.
The New York Sun sounds tho key
note of what should be Democratic pol
icy from now on, as follows:
There aeomi to be > general agreement of
opinion that something muit be done to lei-
■en Federal taxation. The government la tnd
hai been raising more money than It needa.
The only qneatlon la, what taxti ahall ho re
duced! Hero tho endkis row between tho
protecUonlita and free traders breaks out
again, and a ntperfinona revenue continues to
be collected became people can't agree whet
particular inperfluity ahall be lopped off.
Bat a surplus revenue Is a standing pre
mium upon (read and extravagance. Is there
any better wty to curtail It tban by abolishing
the internd revenue taxes tnd making proper
prevision (or (be deficiency so created, If anyf
These taxes art unpopular, and havo always
eon, The American people never liked this
form of taxation. One hundred and ten years
ago the Congress of the colonies denounced
anexetteas "the horror of all free people* •
■ ' the most odtoue of taxes.” It ought to
be eo still, and the machinery of spies and in
formers which Us collection makes necessary,
and the Injustice and hardships which It In
volves, must always make It unpopular.
The Internal revenue taxes were revived
and Increased to monstrous proportions as a
war measure. There Is now no longer any
necessity or excuse for them. Thoy have been
changed and lowered already. It Is lime that
they were swept away altogether.
The Southern States, where the abuses of the
Internal revenue system are best understood,
ought to mtkt tho strongest effort to have the
odious tax abolished.
The Southern States ought to, and
doubtless will mako tho fight upon tho
lino suggested. Indeed, in tho last
Congress Hon. Seaborn Roosomado an
Impressive speech upon just this lino.
Tho effort to reduco tho revenue will
certainly bo renotved in tho noxt Con-
Let it be in the direction of a
swooping redaction or totalabolitlon of
tho internal revenue.
Tariff reformers are not ngre,
Quitting Cuffee.
Commendable efforts are being made
in all sections to qntet the alarm, part
of which, by the way, is purely imag
inary, that is said to exist among the
negroes over the election of Cleveland
Mr. Cleveland himself has spoken; tbe
great dailies have thundered; meetings
have been held and speeches made in
the cities of Alabama, Georgia, Caro
lina, Alississippi and Florida, and the
aid of tho-coiored clergy invoked.
The best means for convincing a
darky is to induce his “preacher”
to tell him tho facts dcsifed
to be conveyed. No people in
tho world roly so implicitly upon their
clergy. For this reason the peoplo of
Sonth Carolina and of Richmond are to
be congratulated that their local press
have induced the preachers to speak
out in meeting. Rev. John Jasper, of
the latter place, “the sun do move"
apostle, has assured his people of their
safety. In Charleston the movement
was more elaborate, and the Newt and
Courier publishes interviews with the
leading pastors, ail of whom are em 1
phatic in their declarations that the
negroes have nothing to fear. One of
them goes on to say that the “political
independence of the colored people
will date from tho election of Cleve
land.”
It is to be hoped ton* all excitement
upon this snbjectj9nicreven found,
will soon be allayed. It is more than
likely that the jesters are responsible
for the darky’s unhappiness.
The Comlns Problem.
The Philadelphia Chronicle, a very
bright and newsy Republican sheet,
says:
The next great problem which la looming
up In American politics: “What shall be done
with the negro vote of the Sonth—shall that
section havo forty-one Presidential electors
and forty-one Congressmen who really repre
sent nobody?"
The Republican North is getting tired
of the negro ballot. Well, the Republi
can North forced it upon the whites
and negroes of the South over the pro
test of some of their leading men. Now
while the Republican party is still
strong, while it commands
one branch of tho national Legislature
and holds power in Now England and
many States of the West, let it bring
up the problem. Let ns see if revolu
tions ever go backward. The Repub
lican party, when the South was pow
erless and helpless, pnt the ballot in
the hands of the negro in order that he
might humiliate tho Whiteman and
rule over him. Tho colored ballot in
tho absence of tho bayonet was unable
to perform this work, but the effort has
cost the South much. Now let us poll
the North on this after twenty years of
trial. Let ns see where the Chronicle
will stand, where the Republican load
ers and statesmen may be located.
The Tribune Mlaauotes.
If thSre is any one accomplishment
upon which a Now York editor prides
himself It is his ability to correctly
quote the poets and detect error in the
renditions furnishod by his contempo
raries. Many peoplo look upon their
efforts in this direction os attempts to
givo a learned tone to metropolitan
journalism and rob Boston of its glory
os tho true literary centre.
Editor Dana’s skill ax a quoter and
keenness as acritic have gained for him
the title of "pnrist” In the metropolis,
and made him tho envied of all contem
poraries. Tho World, the TViitmr, the
Tima, and tho Star even, all put forth
claims and strong efforts for the leader
ship, and rend each other in the most
heartless wanner when opportunity
offers. Nothing can be more frightful
than theso literary battles which from
time to time shako even the suburbs of
Harvard and rattlo the windows of
Yale.
A small grievance only is necessary
to precipitate one of theso conflicts.
The Sun has been known to wreck a
whole litcroryburcau with the quivering
carcass of a contemporary who merely
omitted a comma from a classical allu
sion. Recently, tho World played
havoc with Editor Dana bccauso he
misquoted Lowell and credited Whit
tier with tho medley, a proceeding so
sanguinary that two whole weeks have
since elapsed and not a line of poetry
has, until now, ventured into the edi
torial columns of any metropolitan jour
nal.
The first to break tho portentous si
lence is Ool. Whitelaw Roid, and if
there can ho anything more extraordi
nary titan tho error lie makes in his
, it is tho fact that it escaped
-discovery. Referring to the
j pending struggle for pntronage, Col
j qiiotatn
Hint
■fleet a r ■ luctiqp in tile turi
"non (lie revenue. 8onte argue I Heid was pleased to say
sweeping reductions will be the "There’ll be razors Hying through fle etr.
That Mr. Longfellow’s well known I That Dublin slot Dl.patoh.
poem, Evangeline, should bo thus mis- This dispatch published in the Pliila-
quoted by a journal that proved itself | delpbia Prat as a special, purports to
so eminently correct In the matter of como from Atlanta:
election figures, and whoso every sen- Atlahta, November le.-oeorgla h» to day
fence is measured with a tapeline be- . bec , n lb0 ‘ c ,°" e 01 lwo exciting sensations,
l . . , . ■•■II both of which BTC fiUDriOSC'tl til a ramilt nf
foro inserted, seems incredible; but t h 0 recentpolh ioDatn«r*«uuoi
such is tho fact. In tho second heat of
ono of Afr. Longfellow’s immortal can
ters, about the quarter pole, may be
found the following footprints in tho
sands of time:
"Bar'll be razor! a-flylng In tho air. 1
By uaing the words "a-flying
through,” Colonel Roid conveys the
Idea that the razors will be thrown, a
meaning altogether foreign to the poet’s
intention, who knew that the negro,
from the time New England imported
him until the present day, never was
known to throw his razor. Equally
ridiculous is tho idea that ho says
“TliereTl,” though it mnst be ad
mitted that “Dar’ll” la far from correct
Itself.
We mention these things not to vin
dicate Mr. Longfellow, because his
fame fs safe, but to show that a con
temporary who errs so frightfully in a
matter with which he should be famil
iar may also be erring in his estimates
of affairs of which he can know bnt
little—say, for instance, tho condition
of the negro in the Sontb.
Conklins for Senator.
Perhaps, strictly speaking, we are
not concerned as to the choice of New
York for Senator. That she needs to
make a wise choice is sufficiently illus
trated in the fact that tbe oleaginous
and inebriated Lapham incumbers
seat in' tbe Senate. But we
notice that others are free in
their criticisms of Georgia’s choice
for Senator, and under this license
we may say something. We are not
interested, in the prolonged and
wavering fight between Blaine and
Conkllng any more than we could be
in tho contest between a couple of
skunks. That Blaine drove Conkling
from the Senate was a blessing to the
country at large, and it is again blessed
.that Conkling has aided to de
stroy the hopes and ambition
of Blaine. It may be polit
ical strata jy in the New York poli
ticians to play these men and their ad
herents, the one against the other, and
some temporary triumph and advantage
may follow the wallowing of one by
the other. But the country can-well
afford to dispense with the services of
both Blaine and Conkling. Indeed, if
we are on the eve of a generat reform,
if the sections are to be pacified, and
thegoremmentisto be brought back
to pure methods, the full fruition of all
this, cannot bo enjpyed, with either of
these partisans in place to vox the
public mind and temper.
For more than twenty years the
South has breasted a storm of vituper
ation, insult and oppression, and with
out quailing has steadily thrown her
electoral votes in unison with tho Dem
ocrats of New York, Now that along
delayed triumph has come, wo submit
ttatitwillbeasorryrotumto Southern
Democrats to see their brethren of New
York enter into dicker to bestow Sen
atorial honors upon Roscoo Conk
ling, the most implacable and
insnlting foo whom they have known
in the days of their distress and help
lessness. If he was promised this for
his services in hamstringing his ancient
adversary, then wo surtioso good faith
demands that the bargain shall be kept
in letter and in spirit.
But Southern Democrats cannot
share the malign satisfaction of Conk
ling,or forget that he was the right-hand
man of Grant when the latter humiliat
ed them into tho very dnst. They cannot
forget Conkling’s speeches upon the
admission of Senator Butler, nor ad
mit to themselves that Democratic
harmony or Democratic hopes will be
assured by clothing with a senatorial
toga, a man who lives only to nnrae
the mean and little passions, hate and
vanity.
A Sound Senator,
Alabama does the proper thing by
nominating Senator Pngh, not only
unanimously but by acclamation. She
rounds off her Senatorial delegation, by
sending back to the side of a Senator
who talks so much and says so little,
one who talks so Uttlo and says so
mneh. An admiration for and an at
tachment to Senator Pagh, formed
many years since under circumstances
calculated to tost a man to the core,
have caused us to watch him with an
eagerness not unalloyed with anxiety.
There was an apprehension lost, on a
return to pnblic life after a hiatus both
exciting and depressing, ho should find
that the procession of ovents had
marched too far ahead of him to admit
of his place in the ranks. It was an
idle one. His great good senso and
well-balanced understanding have put
him alongside of his peers, full abreast.
Tho young representative of old Ala
bama has grown to bo tho well-
equipped counsellor and adviser of the
now.
With singular frankness but a short
time since Senator Pngh referred to
tho days whouinhls ignorance ho used
to paw tho air over tho tariff. Lator
investigations jn connection with a com
mittee on labor and education havo
greatly widened and ripened his views.
It is possible, perhaps probable, that
a year since he mayhave leaned favora
bly towards the mischievous monstros
ity of a Morrison horizontal bill. It is
quite safe to say that such a measure
could not find favor in his eyas now.
Tho now aspirations of Alabama, her
new and growing interests and indus
tries, for six years at least, havo been
put into friendly hands by the re-elec
tion of Senator Pugh, Ho will never
paw tho air again.
Mr. llnruiscli's colorsal statuo of
John O. Calhoun is now in tho plaster
mould at the flarnisch workshop In Rome,
and ready for cnating In bronze.
dtabllih-
eAent and thot
among tUo nrprocitliat the returnof tho 1
ocratlc part? to power meat
meat of ilayer;.
At two o'clock tbU morning news reached
thlaclt; that aterrfble riot wm In pr greaaat
Dublin, Laurens county. Dublin 1, one <-t the
most thrifty towns In tho 8tate. It h as a popu
lation of 1,000 people, but being forty miles
distant from both railroad and telegraph, la
not easily acccs-lble. Tho meagre reports re
ceived picture the turmoil u a race war, In
which several lives have been lost How
many Is not stated, and what Is tho condition
of afTatis Is also unknown. Mounted m<*
sonters were sent to learn the true facta, but
up to this hour nothing has been hoard from
them.
There are strong reasons to bcilevo
that it was telegraphed from that point.
It was based upon an Associated Press
dispatch and was enlarged to suit the
purposes of the sender. It must have
been sent by some one who had access
to the Associated Press dispatches,
either a telegraphic operator or a night
employe on a newspaper. It is not
probable that any of the special manu
facturers and senders were prowling
around at 2 o’clock in the morning.
These fellows usually make up their
specials from printed matter.
It is a very mischievous dis
patch, but is clean, wholesome
and harmless as compared to many
specials sent out from Atlanta, some
of which have been brought to public
notice and commented upon. The
Philadelphia Prat is not going to tell
who sent it, nor is at all likely the name
of the real sender will be furnished at
the telegraph office In Atlanta. It is
possible that it may not have been sent
from Atlanta, bnt there are no means
by which this fact may be ascer
tained.
This incident should convince our
Legislators of tho absolute necessity
of protecting their State and constitu
ents from the malignity and depravity
of the senders of such specials.
If something is not done to remove
the shelter under which this dirty
work is done, incalculable mischief
will be likely to follow. Every Legis
lator will admit this, bnt no one will
move in the matter of reform.
What is everybody’s business
seems to be the business
of nobody. This city has suffered
in more ways than one from these
special dispatches, and will be likely to
suffer again. We, therefore, call upop
our representative, Mr. Harris, to ad
dress himself to the enactment of some
legal preventive or remedy of which
the citizen may avail himself. A de
mand at a telegraph office should
uncover the wretch who injures a com
munity or slanders a citizen by the
manufacture of lies or their dissemina
tion by wire.
BREVITIES.
ben the fat Thunk*giving turkey’s not a cob-
bllnc-not a gobbling;
Ind the butcher’s just a looking 'round for
fun-’ronnd for fun.
And tho dinner guests for sweetmeats are a
squabbling—are a squabbling,
Then a turkey's lot la not a hai
Mpjrotre.
lappy one—
When Yfie dog star’s shining high abOTe his
brother—'hove hla brother,
And the hungry newsboy grazpi the sugared
bun—sugared bun,
Taking ono consideration with another—with
another,
A turkey’s lot la not a happy one.
Them wore 100,000 cigars and fifty
bales of sponge shipped from Key West to
New York last week. The cigars were ail
"genuine” Havana,
Would it be impious to suggest that
the first time the town wee painted red
was on the night that the Destroying Angel
went about the land of Egypt?
The House of Representatives of
Vermont refused to increaae the Gov
ernor’s meagre salary to $2,000, but added
$500 to the present amount and made It
$1,500.
ALBAuan’s now opera house will be
used tor holding the inauguration ball on
tbe 4th of March. With tbe orchestra
chairs floored over, it is estimated tbe
bonse will famish space for from 6,000 to
8,000 persons.
At a recent trial ot sheaf binders at
Shrewsbury, England, nnder tbe auspices
of the Royal Agricultural Society, ten Eng
lish and six American machines contest
ing, tbe English machines gained a com
plete victory, the American machines be
ing scored ont at last. Daring tbe last
quarter of a century American harvesting
machines have uniformly borne away (be
English prizes and medals.
A medal has been struck in com
memoration of the hundredth anniversary
of Methodism in this country, aud is sold
in duplicate by authority of tbe Bishops.
Tho case opens like a book, and in tbe
central portion, snrronnded by velvet, the
medal i9 so flxed that both its sides are ex
posed when the cover is opened. A pastor
regrets that he lately found a convert
kneeling before it In adoration, using it for
an Idol. He has heard thatauch a perver
sion of the object is common among tbe
negroes of tbe South, where the medals
are held In xwe as possessing supernatural
qualities.
The reputed site of tho Garden of
Eden, at the junction of the Tigris and
Euphrates, Is now a sterile tract, where
the only vegetable life consists of a clump
of date trees near a very small and dirty
village called Gama, at which the Turks
maintain a garrison and n telegraph office.
The inhabitants point ont to strargers the
Tree of Knowledge—a most sickly speci
men, bearing a small green berry which
utwiuiK a outnii (jitcd ucitjr mill'll
would certainly cause even a goat to turn
away in disgust.
The Times of India gives an account
of a native cure of snake bite at Walkesh-
wur. A Hindoo woman having been bit
ten on the ankle, her husband applied a
bandage above the wound, unu *vut for a
famous Indian specialist in such matters.
The man recommended the chicken cure. 2
Twelve live chickens were brought to the f
house and applied to tho wound one after
the other. All of them died from the
effects of tho poison, and two more were
sent for; theae two lived, and the patient
was dedared cared. Tho matter having
been reported to the police, the woman
™ removed to a hospital, but at the end
of live hoars tho doctors found no signs of
poisoning, and permitted her to walk
home.
A Fatting Qlrl.
In Cincinnati a sixteen-year-old girl
recently died after a fast of lifty-two
days. She had been attacked by some
thing like paralysis, which rendered it
impossible for her to take nourish
ment. The human system cannot
thrive without good food and good
ability to digest it. Weak and im-
>aired digestion is rectified by brown’s;
roil Bitters—better than any other!
onic in the world. Mr. J. E. Freo-
berg, Pomeroy, Iowa, nays ; “I used
Brown’s Iron Bitters for dyspepsia and
poor appetite; completely cured me.”
It will cure you.
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